hot dog jerkey 😂

Why did you wear the same shirt for 27 hours?

How do you want your hot dog? “Congratulations”

What? No water pan?

Mmmm carcinogens

Okay the syrup hit me

Guga made him do this....

You

Damn. Too bad it dies out so quickly. Stupid laws of physics!

Aren't they already smoked at the factory?

its called the 15 min. marinader vacuum and i absolutely love it and use it almost everytime i cook and not one person i have ever served food to complains or even notices the texture on all meats

Damn it, when you said low quality slim jim, idk why i imagined it, thinly sliced in a sandwich with all the works, and like a vinegary sauce.

Now you know how the gas station hot dogs got like that.

The minute of some hash oil bro found this out after he spelled his shit all over his countertop!!!

Me: interesting 😊 my brain: EAT IT 👹

#LooksLikeATurd

Doomsday happened after one hour of burning, charcoal has a new sibling. This is what happens when you sunbathe too much. Hotdog! Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch! 🔥😂

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look at that! G R E E N :D

forbidden bath bomb

Absolute waste of expensive ass pellets

Poor quality Slim Jim? Slim Jim's are nothing but poor quality.

Sukuna finger💀

My mom would love that

Dicking about with tongs like its chopsticks...

This is the type of information that does literally nothing for you in any way possible lol.

Teflon (I assume) is a hell of a drug

Should try cold smoking for 27 hours next, think it would be cool

So gow long *should* you smoke a hot dog

Dude used the NASTIEST hotdogs known to man!

"It's only been in the water for a couple of minutes and the light is already dieing" same man, same

That wasn’t a real bite. Come on.

I've had that before. I like it. It's basically hotdog jerky.

Next time try using it with emergency glow sticks. Those things glow Way brighter instead of the little party kids glowsticks.

you should try flex seal on it!

Think you needed to drop the temp level just a little bit.

Maybe bring down the temp a little? That just looks burnt.

Fossil hotdog, or cremated hotdog.

Nitrogen, not air is in a bag of chips.

Looks ah ah familiar😂😂😂

I love my hotdogs cremated

Reminds me of the bit on Life In Peices when after a certain amount of time the convenience store Hot Dogs have to be called Meat Raisins and then Wizard Fingers.

Thou shall show no fear in the mighty eyes of the lord I shall hold my post this is where I make my stand I shall not abandon my post I am my perimeter and my perimeter

“How would you like your hot dog, sir?” “How do the Kardashians take theirs?” 💀 💀 💀

Smoke it untill it's completely dried up, then Grind it into a Power for seasoning, replaces Salt and gives a smoky flavour to whatever you're seasoning. Might also poison someone tho

Now you should try to find the perfect time to smoke the hot dogs to get a great smokey hot dog. But only If you want to do that.

I'll do it

put a lot in a container.

Well, an American hot dog is basically corn starch, right? Do it with a nice European hot dog, especially any Eastern European. As we put something called ‘meat’ in sausages.

Can't you just further quench the steel from cold after the initial quench has concluded? Seems like it'd be heaps easier than this mess of a method.