22 Minutes of Hawaii Jokes

22 Minutes of Hawaii Jokes - Dry Bar Comedy

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22 solid moments Hawaii jokes told by the comedians of Dry Bar Comedy. Whether you're someone who is from Hawaii, someone who has lived in Hawaii, or just someone who has visited Hawaii this Dry Bar Comedy compilation filled with Jokes from our island friends is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Comedians featured in this compilation include: Kermet Apio, JJ Barrows, Jim McDonald, Tony Calabrese, Sean Peabody, Billy Anderson, Heather Mabbot, Ken Rogerson, Kenn Kington, Anthony Griffith, Brad Upton
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@kittysmith3886 2 жыл бұрын

I loved each and everyone of these folks! Thank you all 😉 An amalgam of comedians around one topic is brill!

@beebeetee2926 2 жыл бұрын

"Don't ask, don't tell, get on the bus." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jacquelinechristensen9231 2 жыл бұрын

I lived in Hawaii during my high school years as did my father as we were both military brats whose fathers were stationed in Hawaii during our high school years. Extra benefits for being military brats. Wonderful place and wonderful people.

@arthurs4964 2 жыл бұрын

I think he has something there with Spam on pizza.

@kneedeepinbluegrass3086 2 жыл бұрын

Kermit Apio Stopping here @ 0:28 and lining up entire set of this guy!

@Lavenderrose73 2 жыл бұрын

I've only been to Hawaii once, when I hopped over there during leave when I was stationed overseas and I agree with you. That light spam, you're just punishing yourself.

@notsure1969 2 жыл бұрын

Tony Calabrese is hilarious.

@saelmar 2 жыл бұрын

He nailed Spam Lite…it is just wrong. Regular Spam all the way! Mahalo!

@schadowolf Жыл бұрын

Loved all the jokes! Great skit!

@carlaaustin6054 2 жыл бұрын

I hadn't thought of hearing 🤔 about Magnum PI not having Hawaiians on the show. I think he's amusing.

@mrdonetx 2 жыл бұрын

They addressed the lack of Hawaiians on the show. The show for the most part did not have a large budget for the time, a very large amount of it was spent paying locals (Hawaiians) working as film crew and what not. They saved money by not having a ton of regular appearing actors. Most of the new characters were the "bad guy" and they didn't want a stereo type to be portrayed by Hawaiians playing the bad guys. Tom Selleck has told stories about many actors cast but ended up dropping out because the pay was crap and just flying them to and from the mainland eat up more money the first two seasons than his entire salary. You would think as the show got more popular the budget would increase but evidently that wasn't the norm back then.

@tony66au 2 жыл бұрын

Been once, For a conference, In the mid 1990's, The resort was lovely, the conference engaging and I'm never going back......... Because Now.... I understand ALL the Hawaiian jokes on multiple levels lol

@erinbuzzetti6359 2 жыл бұрын

Cheers 🥂 to Mitzie! 101 years!

@tomfrazier1103 2 жыл бұрын

Hawaiian pizza is Canadian. My Grandfather never liked SPAM as he had too much in WWII. He was in Europe but two of Grandma's brothers were in Dec 7th. Her dad was at Schofield around 1915. The Hawaiian streets with nomn-Hawaiian named are old ones, before 1959.

@SirReptitious 2 жыл бұрын

Yep. Everyone I have told that Hawaiian pizza was actually invented in Canada was very surprised. But the most important part of Hawaiian pizza is that it is a crime against cuisine. I'm not a big fan of spam, and have never had it on pizza. But I am 100% sure it tastes better on pizza than pineapple.

@JaneDoe-ci3gj 2 жыл бұрын

I love the non-Hawaiian pineapple pizza. Spam on pizza, not for me thanks! Spam reminds me of the second world war too, even too you to have lived it! Hm maybe I should buy some spam in these times!

@tomfrazier1103 2 жыл бұрын

@@JaneDoe-ci3gj I heard that it was not served because Grandpa and WWII. I went to Hawaii and tried it, and it was sorta OK. I briefly tried Vienna Sausages and was Not Impressed. Pacific Islanders and adjacent Asians go for tinned meat in a big way. The only Good Thing from Western sailors? For sausage I am spoiled by Italian sausage-thick & flavorful. Fine grained & bland don't do it.

@jimrello7878 2 жыл бұрын

good one

@phasm42 2 жыл бұрын

Bacon SPAM is awesome.

@fyourmom2173 2 жыл бұрын

Hey frig off I liked the Carolinas. Haha.

@erinbuzzetti6359 2 жыл бұрын

Mitzie would love you!

@cheynebaldwin4302 2 жыл бұрын

AH, I laughed so hard

@commonsensecorner7275 2 жыл бұрын

I admit to drooling too much over Tom Selleck to pay attention to the lack of representation and I certainly didn’t know the history behind Pearl Harbor like I should have!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️

@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын

To try to stop the movie!

@erinbuzzetti6359 2 жыл бұрын

Da’ plane!

@Koudey 2 жыл бұрын

#2 is mostly about South Carolina.

@10thletter40 2 жыл бұрын

Truly 22 minutes of Hawaii jokes on the dot

@palainanoctem3776 2 жыл бұрын

My name, Palaina, is a Hawai'ian translation for my birth name. I stayed with the locals on the west side of Oahu when I vacationed in Hawai'i. It was beautiful. I snorkled and saw the humuhumunukunukuapua'a and got to propose to my now exwife on a cliff on the NW side of Oahu at Dusk. Aloha!

@lisalu46 Жыл бұрын

Aloha back to you!🌸🤙🌺🤙

@JaneDoe-ci3gj 2 жыл бұрын

How long have you lived in the United States! 🤦‍♀️🙃 My favorite was Kermit (the first guy) and love the non-hawaiian hawaiian pizza! 🤣👍 Hawaiian pizza is common here in Sweden and my favorite, a part from that one time in Rome Italy where I had the best pizza of my life! Sad that they had no Hawaiian actors in pearl harbour! I get confused when Americans call the pastry Danish. Here in Sweden we call it Wienerbröd translates to bread from Vienna since it is of vionesserie tradition. The concept was brought to Denmark by Austrian bakers, where the recipe was partly changed and accommodated by the Danes to their liking! Please people don't lie about you weight when asked on a flight it's a safety issue!

@user-pr3nl7ow6k 2 жыл бұрын

Это видео в тренды!

@erinbuzzetti6359 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын

Great timing with…but it’s wrong!

@terryeason4319 2 жыл бұрын

So can you travel to Hawaii without a passport? Kidding I know they are a friendly country 😃😃

@jojomcdodd8122 Жыл бұрын

We are friendly until u disrespect the culture and the food also if a philipino parent offers u food you won't win they will pester u till u accept food

@dcoombs2003 2 жыл бұрын

The irony is that Seattle is only about 200 miles closer to Hawaii than Anchorage. Parts of Alaska are closer to Hawaii than California is.

@nealwright5630 2 жыл бұрын

That first guy. His jokes about man and woman... even funnier now!!

@lunchboxs197 8 ай бұрын

Bruh... Hawaiian pizza would be made with teriyaki sauce, spam, kalua pork and furikake.... Anyone from Hawai'i knows that.

@majoroldladyakamom6948 2 жыл бұрын

Hi, DB CAST AND CREW. Much love and continued prayers to one and all, from your ever faithful eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle. Y'all Rock! My Story! Stickin' To It. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘ Keep these vids coming, ok? You are all blessing so many around the English-speaking World, including the millions of multi-language people. As always,, huge hugs, lavish love, and proliferous prayers to y'all and yours. ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘

@minbari73 2 жыл бұрын

14:40 wait, i thought Hawaii WAS America, the first guy said so, Hawaiians are Americans, so Hawaiians must ride the sea turtles too.

@nancyparker1159 4 ай бұрын

Only if you want to get arrested, fined, and criticized the heck out of . They take laying off honu seriously.

@justleon721 2 жыл бұрын

The first guy says he's "from" Hawaii, yet he pronounces ukelele like a mainlander. I doubt he actually grew up there.

@rustylee1836 2 жыл бұрын

First 18+ years of his life, definitely counts as grew up in Hawaii. He was talking to mainlanders. He didn't say Hawaii the way people say it in Hawaii, either. Odd that you focused on ukelele.

@harrymiram5562 Жыл бұрын

FYI.... It's spelled U-K-U-L-E-L-E translated "Jumping flea(uku)"

@theoneandonlypinkypinky8245 2 жыл бұрын

the Web site says Haleakalā, (the volcano in Maui) is 11 miles not 37

@SeanWyseman 2 жыл бұрын

from Haleakala Observatory, Kula, HI 96790, United States to Kahului, Hawaii, USA 1 hr 14 min (38.7 miles) FYI - Kahului is where you ride back to. The observatory is right at the parking lot where they haul the bikes up to drop them off. You're only quoting a piece of road that goes through Haleakala National Park. Learn to use your brain & also internet maps can be very helpful unless you don't know squat about Maui - then maybe ask instead of making a fool of yourself quoting false information.

@rustylee1836 2 жыл бұрын

@@SeanWyseman headshot! Huge thumbs up and thanks for the info!

@SeanWyseman 2 жыл бұрын

@@rustylee1836 Happy someone found it useful. I used to live about 2 miles from Jaws (before it was a surf spot) on Maui & have spent considerable time in the crater over the years.

@shazam6274 2 жыл бұрын

Dry Bar, scrapin' the bottom of the video archive barrel? For great Hawaiian humor by a Hawaiian, check out Rap Reiplinger. Hilarious if you've been to Hawaii a few times. Start with "Room Service"

@llamasugar5478 2 жыл бұрын

Has Rap ever been on DryBar?

@shazam6274 2 жыл бұрын

@@llamasugar5478 He's been dead for many decades, so maybe in spirit only. You can find some of his stuff on KZfaq though.

@enjoyaloha4577 8 ай бұрын

Go check da chicken go check um go

@shazam6274 8 ай бұрын

@@enjoyaloha4577 "Mr. Man you want cheeese on your cheeseburger?" Russelll! Da Kine, Da kine!

@brandongovreau9218 2 жыл бұрын

There's a difference between attraction and love learn the difference

@kregpeterman3145 2 жыл бұрын

Hawaii to Seattle , you have managed to find a more abhorrent liberal state .

@theoneandonlypinkypinky8245 2 жыл бұрын

Hawaii has the best weather in the US maybe in the world the food the people the culture are all better than the lower 48. We were going to move there but because of the government tyranny there we changed our minds and we planned tis for over a decade!

@SoManyRandomRamblings 2 жыл бұрын

What are they doing?

@lisettegarcia 2 жыл бұрын

@@SoManyRandomRamblings - in order to prevent selling away Hawaiians' homeland any further, real estate sales are subject to greater restrictions than in the rest of the US.

@lancewedor5306 2 жыл бұрын

Isn't Hawai'i technically lower than the continental group, on a map? I thought the "lower 48" only applies to Alaska. So happy for the Islanders you didn't move there.

@justleon721 2 жыл бұрын

@@lancewedor5306 Yes, "lower 48" is an Alaskan term. To Hawaiians, it's "the mainland."

@justdefacts 2 жыл бұрын

Oooohhhh. GOVERNMENT TYRANNY! MAGA alert.

@allgoodthingsinallgoodtime7533 2 жыл бұрын

Dry Bar sucks

@allgoodthingsinallgoodtime7533 2 жыл бұрын

Weak

@raffyleal 2 жыл бұрын

The fake laughts you guys add in post production are wack.

@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын

Too bad you didn’t marry another Native Hawaiian woman or a woman of color. 🙄😕

@normanschell34 2 жыл бұрын

I’m guessing you’re far lefty 😂

@lisettegarcia 2 жыл бұрын

When white people say this to other whites it's racist. How is this different?

@lancewedor5306 2 жыл бұрын

Love often enough is not ethnic-centered nor even necessarily gender-specific. We love those who attract us most.

@ladypokerdealer 2 жыл бұрын

@@lisettegarcia the Hawaiians are dealing with several crisis rn gentrification is a major one. The natives are being displaced 😢

@lisettegarcia 2 жыл бұрын

@@ladypokerdealer That is what I was referring to in the thread about housing. Whole families living in tents in Ala Moana park just so they can work at McDonald's is no way for any American to live. 🥺 But challenging the man based on his spouse's race is just straight up racist. Loving v. Virginia is a landmark Supreme Court case for a reason.

@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын

Tony Calabreses’ NASTY weight stigma earned this a thumbs down. Sorry for the people who were placed after him. Bye.

@marioStortuga 2 жыл бұрын

Get off your high horse lying about your weight on a helicopter is not the time to be lying about it.