"*gasp* Are you... GREGnant?!" "... No."

"Your wish is my command. unless I don't want to do it, then I won't" ~ Danny Gonzalez

i love how his eyes, shirt ,and words are blue unplanned coordination

Cashier: *looks at g r e g letters Cashier: "Gerg?"

you should've just owned the awkward walgreens experience and worn the pink shirt. then the lady would've looked at the picture of you with the smaller picture of you, and then looked up to the actual you. a true cryptid

Nice

"Now he's been with me through thick and thin. mostly Thiccc"

Danny: does the craziest shit and doesn’t get embarrassed Also Danny: prints out a picture and gets embarrassed

8:47 = me looking at this channel's name and trying to determine if Danny is being funny or just actually has the mind of a 7 year old boy

Cut apart the grateful and thanks and then glue them together to make "granks" and "thateful"

G - reach R - for E - the G - stars

i’m sure this joke has been made already but he had a blank space, baby and he wrote our name

I heard "Are you GREGnant?" _*confirmed_ they're having baby gregs

I love your wife "well your nursery looks really nice"

“Well, your nursery looks really nice.” -Laura; aka Danny’s wife

G- Really R- Good E- at G- Interior decorating

7:45 u literally have a picture right beside u that can show u exactly where your head will be

"Are you G-R-E-G-nant?" LOL XD

It's so nice that you have a picture of Drew Gooden on your wall.

“You chose... that pose?” Trashed

“Does that look good?” *squints in accusation* “cant tell”

3 Channels Danny has 1. Danny Gonzales 2.2 Danny 2 furious 3. Drew gooden

The way he looks up at the picture of himself when hanging up “thanks” is killing me I’ve replayed that part like 8 times

Danny: yea it is Greg Cashier: is that your name Danny: well... yes... but also no

You don't have a frame for the little picture in the picture :(

you can always use this channel to narrate wattpad stories about popular boy bands during the purge

Showed this to my mom who’s an interior designer and she appoves

5:56 _sigh_ "I'm gonna take it out." *almost cries*

I’m dying from the “are you gregnant?”

*is in a room with hardwood floors, a giant window, and mostly empty walls* "Why aren't these 3 panels of sound foam working???"

10:11 well that aged well

Who would've known 4 years later Danny would be decorating a real nursery for a real upcoming baby.

When they have a baby, their name will be Greg. No matter the gender

I keep forgetting you're NOT 16 and have a wife, house, and dog Bruh how did this shit get the most likes 👁👄👁

"Your nursery looks really nice" Savage 😂😂😂😂

Watching this years later really acts as an origin story type of thing

Looks great, but the picture inside the picture doesn't have a frame

“.......that’s not where I put my camera”

finding out that Danny painted those letters and they werent bought the shade of blue they are now was truly traumatizing

10:17 "Are you Gregnant!? :D" "Heh... *no* "

hey please make a ‘cooking with danny boy’ series on this channel i want to _experience your culinary skills_

here’s a free decorating tip: cover the wall in only your face. big faces. little faces. make it a wall collage/ wall paper

Y’know, that Gregnant line aged so well 5 years later

6:31 Danny: “The world is our oyster, Greg” Captions: “the world is our oyster, *Craig”*

Can the first baby be named Greg even if its a girl

Greg is happy now. No more crippling depression for Greg.

Not gonna lie at 37 seconds I thought he said “bagel desk”

It took me until he said “I don’t use this second channel that much” to realize I was indeed watching from another channel. Guess I’m doubly Greg now.

personally I thought you should have printed out a giant picture of Google autocomplete asking if Greg was the fastest growing fanbase on KZfaq

Can you start selling the poster on your merch store?

I honestly thought that was a photo of Drew in the background.

Imagine Laura said yes when he asked if she was pregnant and this was a pregnancy reveal the entire time

“Are you gregnant?” -Danny Gonzalez 2018

0:36 I wish I had a bagel desk...

This is my fav vid cause it shows how awkward and confused he is

I don’t think I wanna use grateful anymore, cause it makes the thanks make too much sense. Yep that’s Danny

1:50 YES. I never worked at Walgreens, but I worked for a large printing company near a college, and oh boy was that fun. One of the largest prints for a student that wasn't paid for by the school was a 150in by 44in David Bowie. The printer ran out of ink halfway. (just an occasion happening no problem) except we were out of the magenta until the next morning. Well, the CEO comes in and see's David Bowie's crotch dropping out of the printer, he then proceeds to turnaroud and walk out letting us know its been a good long day.

"thanks for... the wall...?"

Seeing this two years later is so strange because the baby blue is like his signature colour

I've never related more to the "Am I just going to leave or take it out?.. *sighs* I'm gonna take it out." 😂😂 My OCD is the same. Like it may not be that noticeable but I KNOW it's there so it'd bug me.

FINALLY A VIDEO FROM THE 2ND FASTEST GROWING CHANNEL ON KZfaq

I think the putting your picture in the background is a great idea. But put tons so they take over the wall, then we will have perfection.

Ig the nursery look worked out 4 years later😭

Watching this 5 years later with Danny actually having had a little baby boy with laura

just fill the room with a bunch of those little nutcracker guys

woah Danny’s uploading on his second channel this is crazy

Watching this three years later makes me so happy. How you've grown, Danny! 😊

When I first started watching you, I thought the picture was of Drew Gooden.

Tbh, when I first started watching Danny he looked like 16 so when he says he said he had a wife I was so confused. I get it now

My automatic subtitles from KZfaq say that you say Craig when you clearly say Greg and I feel so betrayed that KZfaq supports the vile vile Craigs

It hits diffrent watching this video now knowing she's gregnet

The struggle between laziness and work ethic with taking the poster out was so relatable

This is literally the sweetest thing

4:34 Does Laura know about this lady that was checking you out? Edit: 420 likes, lol. Thanks! The joke wasn't even that good.

Cashier reads letters g r e g Cashier:Greg? Danny:yeah haha Cashier: is that you? Danny: no. Well kinda, but no it’s not my name.

I wonder what Danny's neighborhood thinks of him now "Yeah, the same dude just walked into our store today - Y'know the guy? The one who printed out a picture of himself with a picture of himself, and then bought letters of his kind-of name. .. Love him, he's such a cryptid"

WHAT I DIDNT KNOW DANNY HAD TWO CHANNELS THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING ILY DAD

Me: Danny, what cha got there? Danny: JUST THIS LETTER

10:15 I love how Danny just looks at Laura gasping and she's already shaking her head "no" like she already realizes what conclusion he Drew from her comment.

“so I just moved into a house” As if he didn’t live in a house before

You can not convince me otherwise, but he said “bagel desk.”

THE THREE DISLIKES ARE FROM THE WALGREENS EMPLOYEES

How long until he realizes that the decorations on the left wall arent in the picture

May i just say that danny’s eyes are GORGEOUS

The color of the Greg letter and the poster thing *AND* his shirt matches

if she gets pregnant and its a boy name it greg

the foreshadowing is crazy 10:12

Danny: “am I good at this, am I really good at designing.” Danny on the wall: “no, not really”

Grateful more like Gregful I'll go home

Home improvement with Danny. Make it a series please

He's been with me through thick and thin. *mostly thick.*

Danny: am I good at this after all? Also him: * puts a picture of himself in the background...*

*Come to papa*

When you said you have a big old desk I thought you said you had a bagel beak and I slowly nodded approvingly.

Pause somewhere around 8:33. You'll be pleased.

Danny is a master of tasteful minimalist decor

Danny Danny Yes Papa? Decorating office? No Papa Telling Lies No Papa Show me the walls Hahaha

Greg= Heaven Craig= Hell Craeg= the never ending void

rewatching this video twenty minutes after laura’s pregnancy was announced 🤗🤗

10:17 foreshadowing