Ratatoing fanfic??

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2 Danny 2 Furious

Күн бұрын

someone made a ratatoing fanfic i guess?
edited by Jake Mayer / jakeshotfriend

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@charlottecarr8568 2 жыл бұрын

danny hanging out with kurtis's friends looks like when you need to bring your younger brother to a party bc your mom is out

@KateBlondell 2 жыл бұрын

Bahahhahaha

@jimenafa7829 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark damn

@zlis4536 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark you're 100% correct but spamming irrelevant shit in the comments is annoying, don't be like the "jESus LOVes YOu" idiots

@ZilbaFollie 2 жыл бұрын

@@zlis4536 It's a bot, most likely made by some disgruntled fundamentalist trying to make atheists look bad. Also state-enforced atheism is just as awful as state-enforced religion.

@zlis4536 2 жыл бұрын

@@ZilbaFollie first part, probably yes. second part, no. state enforced religion is way worse, i live in a country where the government is full of christian fanatics and i can asure you there's nothing worse than hateful idiots basing their politics on a book about a wizard who lives in the sky. it's ridiculous

@kayla-ey5kb 2 жыл бұрын

plot twist: danny actually writes ratatoing fanfics in his free time but roasted it to divert the attention

@scarxiett2998 2 жыл бұрын

He's projecting

@brokendictionary8344 2 жыл бұрын

So, what I'm getting here is, Danny got caught writing it and made this video I wonder who caught him and what happened to them...

@redheadwannabe 2 жыл бұрын

That would be like when he photoshopped himself to look Like he had a brother

@felicitas.c. 2 жыл бұрын

Omg!!! Lol

@moon_skittles7905 2 жыл бұрын

🤔🤔🤔

@OreoCakezterz 6 ай бұрын

I thought this was going to be him reading a ratatoing fanfic for 16 minutes

@Sodi_The_Weidro_ 6 ай бұрын

same lmao

@Butterfly-bxby Ай бұрын

Ughhhh the clickbait 😂😂😂😂

@J_Lynn 2 жыл бұрын

I went to the doctor's office once, and the lady at the counter asked me "Did you come here all by yourself or did somebody drive you?" and at first I didn't realize she thought I was like 12, so I was just like "oh, yeah, i drove here." then she said "do you need your guardian to sign these for you?" and I started to figure it out... was 25 at the time, so... I feel Danny on this.

@t2jhkt3b8adb5 2 жыл бұрын

had something similar happen to me when I went to the doctor and she kept asking where my parents are and why did they send me there alone without them, was 22 at the time but I didn't realize the meaning of her questions lol. after that she asked my age and was quite embarrassed haha

@jdms65 2 жыл бұрын

I went to a national park last year at 24 and they stopped me and asked me my age, so I told them. Turns out they were asking because they thought I was 12 and under and wanted to give me a discount.

@tapchoke2363 Жыл бұрын

I’ve had both problems weirdly enough. When I was like 12/13 people would ask for my drivers license and such. Now I’m 27 and I get told I’m too young to buy alcohol lmao. I guess I plateaued at some point or started benjamin buttoning

@gr33ngirlsea Жыл бұрын

Meee, I work at a high school and a lot of the kids and staff think I'm a student!

@BudgieCute 11 ай бұрын

@@tapchoke2363you're aging in reverse lmao

@gabriellav.e500 2 жыл бұрын

i thought those tattooes were fake, because we all know if danny ever actually got a tattoo it would be of the word 'greg' on his forehead.

@DapperJazz 2 жыл бұрын

And “Greg Gang” on his knuckles

@Shizuzuka 2 жыл бұрын

I thought this video would be sponsored by inkbox

@hotblackgirlwithabigforehe4d 2 жыл бұрын

@@DapperJazz BYE

@wasteland.baby. 2 жыл бұрын

@@Shizuzuka same 😭

@finkahata5663 2 жыл бұрын

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@bezka3545 2 жыл бұрын

I love the satire fanfiction people write and how youtubers always pretend it's deadly serious when the writer themself was pissing from laughter while writing

@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet KZfaqr. Thanks for being a fan, dear bez

@grosebud4721 2 жыл бұрын

Like that one Harry Potter fanfic but that was rewritten to be about Christianity instead? Since some sects aren’t allowed to involve themselves in forms of magic or witchcraft, someone rewrote it to be Christian so they can! Or at least, that was the tag line

@bezka3545 2 жыл бұрын

@@grosebud4721 I watched a Strange Eons video on it and I have to agree with her that it's definitely satire- a very well crafted one, with authors notes to fit the narrative and have a swift, funny excuse to stop writing. "My husband forbade me" just fits so well with the whole "You're a christian, Harry!" Maybe I should start writing satire fics as well, since they're so fun to read xD

@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын

Being ironic does not justify the atrocities that they have created

@slumpsalot 2 жыл бұрын

this is the most tumblr comment ever

@CreoTan 2 жыл бұрын

In case anyone wanted to know, as someone pretty familiar with fanfic trends/spaces-those ratatoing fic he showed are most definitely non serious, joke fic known as “crack fic.” People write them as jokes and to make fun of beginner fic writers and bad fic

@TheKitsuneMuffin 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao it doesn't take an expert on fanfiction to understand that those were obviously satirical. But thanks Sherlock.

@Jaspertheghost1108 2 жыл бұрын

@Joanna I still don’t know how to pronounce it after years

@deereye87 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheKitsuneMuffin Rude

@brookeee_78 2 жыл бұрын

I read it and omg it's so funny- my dad got mad at me cause I was laughing too much-

@lamwithahat 2 жыл бұрын

Dang idek why are they making fun of beginner writers what??😕😕

@oona7099 2 жыл бұрын

Can we all agree that this is Danny’s best hair era

@DaniCalleiro 2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@Notmeganj Жыл бұрын

It only got better from here

@Bruh-ob9mi Жыл бұрын

Haira

@theclaybor4352 Жыл бұрын

@@Bruh-ob9mi good portmanteau; translates to "surprised." 😂

@spamme. 11 ай бұрын

Ayy the angel's number

@katiemed 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that there can be fanfics about anything truly terrifies me.

@user-et3wv3wm8v 2 жыл бұрын

Give me a second making one at you

@GA_131 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-et3wv3wm8v I’m writing one for you

@mars_is_cooler 2 жыл бұрын

There could be one about you and you'd never know

@mcgrewism 2 жыл бұрын

Then you're a coward and I don't want you on this 'ship'.

@Someone_adachi 2 жыл бұрын

Danny x Drew

@ricomartin8931 2 жыл бұрын

I thought the title was "Ratioing Fanfic", and expected Danny roasting another fanfic

@knowearmayn 2 жыл бұрын

BRO SAME 😭

@girlboss323 2 жыл бұрын

HELP SAME

@justaperson8970 2 жыл бұрын

it was ratoing for like a minute

@hummusthedog_6747 2 жыл бұрын

SAMMEE LMAOO

@s1llyguy 2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@ruthannemarie2668 10 ай бұрын

Danny: “who am I gonna get to use this daddy saddle?” Also Danny: *announcing Laura is pregnant a year later*

@Opus566 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that it took Danny so long to figure out that the ballerina replacement wasn't just something completely random is honestly so funny to me idk why😭😭

@cassandralyris4918 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

@maxdubblu 2 жыл бұрын

He's also manged to become multiple people one is called 'drew gooden' or something like that

@SnoopaSchnozler 2 жыл бұрын

*5 HIT COMBO*

@Maukiki 2 жыл бұрын

a TRUE gamer

@maddieadaddy 2 жыл бұрын

And an immigrant from Kazakhstan! He's really done it all

@kremitthetaco8725 2 жыл бұрын

And also Danny DeVitos dog.

@KateBlondell 2 жыл бұрын

Danny questioning why there’s pictures of him in a subreddit is hilarious

@KreeZafi 2 жыл бұрын

I mean... when it's just things like screenshots from videos with nothing added I really don't understand why people would post them. The photo of him from Kurtis' show makes sense but why are there so many that don't really add anything new?

@abandonedacc420 2 жыл бұрын

@Alquisha 🍒 shhh

@godiloveminininjas4278 2 жыл бұрын

@Alquisha 🍒 i aint reading all that

@SeanFerree 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha love it

@chameleoncool 3 ай бұрын

The pony daddy part hits different now, petition for Danny to get the pony up!

@bambina5722 2 жыл бұрын

14:22 💀 HIS EYES WHEN HE READ ABOUT THE DOG APP CONTROLING ALL THE BOYS😭IM WHEEZING OMFG💀

@dominiquelamothe2425 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@pixiestxNyomouf 2 жыл бұрын

The irony of Danny talking about Vine like a distant memory and then not knowing about Wattpad is not lost on me 😭🤣

@abigailtheweirdo1107 2 жыл бұрын

I came running to this video when someone commented on my comment saying I ended up in one of his videos! I made Danny feel old lol

@slytherindork8459 2 жыл бұрын

That’s why I love my age, I was a few months late to Vine but still know well enough about it and I’m well into Wattpad now so, Golden age😌👌

@-TUPY 2 жыл бұрын

Power 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hL96hs2inLjaqZs.html 😳🫀

@ari1758 2 жыл бұрын

Especially because HE HAS A FANFIC ABOUT HIM ON WATTPAD

@deadhopefully483 2 жыл бұрын

I spent 60 hours on wattpad one week and someone not knowing what wattpad is, is a strange concept.

@OneTopic 2 жыл бұрын

oh dang I thought Danny was really tall but now I find out Danny is regular tall

@itscaitlynsigningin 2 жыл бұрын

I can't even imagine the disappointment you must feel rn.. :C

@popsiclelatte092 2 жыл бұрын

you are really tall

@fruitbasket567 2 жыл бұрын

Omg OT!!!👀

@shroederthatboy.4691 2 жыл бұрын

Relly tal ❌ Gregular tal ✔

@poetaPar 2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@DaniCalleiro 2 жыл бұрын

9:44 danny trying so hard to not just say “ride me” 😭😭😭 he has to add (ride me) AROUND jskakdakdkaksj

@CassTeaElle 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad Danny finally confirmed the gray hairs, because I've been wondering if he got highlights or has some gray coming in. Whatever it is, I think it suits him quite nicely!

@mothpoolislife8318 Жыл бұрын

Getting old suits this 12year old married man very nicely, I agree!

@kactus1889 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

@carlinkag2525 2 жыл бұрын

It's cuz he's actually 12

@sunonix-simen 2 жыл бұрын

He just wants to ride

@NinjaProfessionalBlender72oz 2 жыл бұрын

We all know Danny isn’t the daddy. He prefers someone else to be the daddy. He is only 12 after all

@salemcrow5078 2 жыл бұрын

666th like nice

@stelvu 2 жыл бұрын

why did i see like 5 comments stealing this one some of which are bots i get this comment is funny but this is a top comment, everyones gonna know they stole it lmao

@scarxiett2998 2 жыл бұрын

I swear Danny is the only KZfaqr who can admit he's actually shorter than it says on his Wiki

@reginaharper3346 2 жыл бұрын

@@finkahata5663 no

@aur9035 2 жыл бұрын

Add ___ right here

@dominiquelamothe2425 2 жыл бұрын

**KSI has left the chat**

@imogenwiggett1115 2 жыл бұрын

I dont think I've ever been more jumpcared then seeing Danny with tattoos

@nintendogejpeg 2 жыл бұрын

7:11 The expression and silence was so hilarious 😭

@calic.4175 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who’s way more knowledgeable about fanfic culture on the internet than I’d like to be, hearing Danny pronounce it ‘whatpad’ took 6 years off my life

@catelynh1020 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not ashamed to say i thought it sounded wrong but wasn't sure why. I have only my overwhelming preference for physical books/comics to thank for that

@hannahlees9214 2 жыл бұрын

how are you supposed to pronounce it???

@thatoneguy9582 2 жыл бұрын

it just sounds like a funky ass accent to me tbh

@isabellelawrence9176 2 жыл бұрын

Watt-pad

@hannalowercase5928 2 жыл бұрын

it sounds normal

@ZilbaFollie 2 жыл бұрын

"I guess I could be the daddy and someone could pony me up and ride me around." - Danny Gonzalez (2022)

@anaghaarao5014 2 жыл бұрын

ITS 2022?1!! oh wait yea i forgor 💀

@finkahata5663 2 жыл бұрын

@ZilbaFollie 2 жыл бұрын

@@finkahata5663 And for people who are bilingual in languages other than the one being spoken under the video you're spamming. Apparently. :/

@alexunknown7066 2 жыл бұрын

That whole daddy saddle part was so hard to play out loud

@clairiya 10 ай бұрын

0:17 I was about to say how did I not realize danny had tattoos

@veronicakozak 10 ай бұрын

Same!!

@animaysons728 10 ай бұрын

Same lol

@mandyhuey5810 2 жыл бұрын

Are we not gonna talk about how absolutely RAVISHING Danny’s hair looks in this video? Damn, son.

@user-lj3gj1ni5r 2 жыл бұрын

IKR

@ash2833 2 жыл бұрын

the wave calmed

@Lol-ll5gh 2 жыл бұрын

But it always looks the same tho

@timeforproblems 2 жыл бұрын

@Lol see, that's where you're wrong.

@7always191 2 жыл бұрын

really tho

@moaskarab 2 жыл бұрын

What if Danny keeps "cosplaying as various individuals with tattoos" just to cover up the fact that he actually does have tattoos now, since he's just embarrassed of his choices

@blackparademistress1 2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of a k pop member who used fake piercings and drawn on/fake tattoos and then was like SURPRISE they’re real.

@finkahata5663 2 жыл бұрын

@xKIING_AGUSTx 2 жыл бұрын

cosplays as Kurtis lmao

@gracethegiraffe27 9 ай бұрын

Petition to make Danny wear the Daddy Go after his child is born.

@hollyhollyson6493 2 жыл бұрын

3:04 love the babyface representation. I look about 12 years old while im 22 and this is the response I get anytime I try to buy drinks

@Mothhhhh 2 жыл бұрын

Now when Danny says he's hired people to help him post videos I can't trust him. He's gonna post a pic with his crew and they're all gonna slightly look like him. Don't think I've forgotten you saying you would successfully trick us, Danny.

@Mothhhhh 2 жыл бұрын

@@duck9387 Is your pfp yassified Sangwoo? (I never thought that would be a question I asked lmaooo)

@t2jhkt3b8adb5 2 жыл бұрын

the trust issues he gave to us...

@aur9035 2 жыл бұрын

@@duck9387 HAHS? DAD?

@tracycries3306 2 жыл бұрын

Admit it, Danny! You’re just two kids (one standing on the other’s shoulders) wearing a trench coat!

@KateBlondell 2 жыл бұрын

omg hahahah

@skipskylark9525 2 жыл бұрын

vincent adultman????????

@honeyinteaa 2 жыл бұрын

@@notleo9771 it’s a bot lmao

@pompompurinsbutthole 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark i’m as atheist as one can be but you’re just as bad as those christian spammers istg

@vidrocorderosa 2 жыл бұрын

he’s vincent adultman irl

@_-NatureMations-_ 5 ай бұрын

The fact that Danny is a father now means the Pony up daddy is confirmed

@Lizzye2345 7 ай бұрын

Danny you can finally get the pony up daddy but this time you’re the father success

@willd.4808 2 жыл бұрын

I feel obligated to tell you that in the context of fanfiction, an "x" (as in "[Character] x [Character]") does not mean an "&," but implies a romantic or sexual relationship. So "Ratatoing Cast x God" is implying that the Ratatoing cast is romantically or sexually involved with God.

@ninjabunny101 2 жыл бұрын

i gotta read this now

@AhmedDaYoutuber 2 жыл бұрын

Why am I actually kinda scared rn 😟

@Screamingcryingvisibllyshaking 2 жыл бұрын

@@AhmedDaKZfaqr you probably should be

@specializedchemicals6669 2 жыл бұрын

now i need to read it

@max_thecrab855 2 жыл бұрын

BIBLE SPOILERS Plot twist virgin mary is actually a rat

@aidanweinberg7760 2 жыл бұрын

Danny, I've been commenting on like every video for over a year and I'll keep commenting until you do it. PLEASE make a video about Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure. thank you.

@salomeshalome 2 жыл бұрын

danny please

@baasiix 2 жыл бұрын

omg i would love this

@nosferattusx2 2 жыл бұрын

tried to escape from jerma by watching a danny video. bad choice

@sageawsome1912 2 жыл бұрын

Plzzzz

@D4N4Y4 2 жыл бұрын

absolutely

@Crystal2193 4 ай бұрын

danny should get the pony-up daddy now that he's a dad!

@cmcgee564 10 ай бұрын

since danny is going to be a real daddy he should actually buy the pony up daddy

@Soupy0208 2 жыл бұрын

Danny did you get a tattoo with a wolf’s face and a flower? Seems very real

@Soupy0208 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark lmao what

@carolcat7995 2 жыл бұрын

this reply section is cursed lmao

@Indieperspective 2 жыл бұрын

Wtf I just want to know if his tattoos are real

@zander...xxzzuu 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark what the-

@hollytinin9872 2 жыл бұрын

@@Indieperspective LMAO Same .. like wtf is this comment section

@yikes. 2 жыл бұрын

love the new frequent second channel content

@hank8735 2 жыл бұрын

Sadly the gaming Channel is dead

@milktea6676 2 жыл бұрын

Where things get alittle wacky Also La Croix

@ClowncoreisCool 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

@milktea6676 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark humans are the ones made up with nonsense religion just happens to be in the middle If I hit someone with a bat who do u blame the bat or the person who swinged the bat Anyways I’m not religious Just not stupid enough to discharge something that’s more then 2000 years old Even if it is nonsense

@KAGAMINERIZZ 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark let people believe in what they want to. its not harming you. also who asked?

@rioghna7645 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe he's not wearing his Ratatoing shirt. Come on Danny. Get it together

@aur9035 2 жыл бұрын

Rio? Is this you??

@BlimpAdeBloop 3 ай бұрын

Watching this in 2024 and danny being a father, i think it would be so funny if he bought the ponny up daddy and had his son ride him like a horse. I would 100% watch that.

@yawninglion1677 2 жыл бұрын

When he read "Greg x Marcel" my mind forgot that there was a character named Greg in the movie and thought it was a fanfic about the Gregs as a unit dating Marcel

@honeyinteaa 2 жыл бұрын

oh. i thought it was about greg, as in the fanbase. this ruined my day. thank you.

@arlo_slater9009 2 жыл бұрын

Only real fans remember when the title was “ratoing fanfics” and not “ratatoing fanfics”

@kaylie.sears. 2 жыл бұрын

i was about to write this comment noooo 😰

@benjaminwyatt 2 жыл бұрын

notifs gang

@yomiyuarts 2 жыл бұрын

I KNEW IT, I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING MANDELA EFFECT

@pumpkinpickens 2 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminwyatt you know it 🤙

@lonniedifranco 2 жыл бұрын

@@yomiyuarts that's actually what I thought was happening to me with Danny's tattoos. I saw them in the last video, and I was like... Does he usually have them...I don't remember ever seeing them...? And I checked the comments, but didn't see a single comment about it. So I gaslighted myself and decided he must have always had them, and I'm crazy, or I got Mandela'd

@nsillar3427 2 жыл бұрын

5:01 Danny, the nutcracker is a ballet.

@SasukeUchihaOfTheSound 2 жыл бұрын

Damn Danny and here I was, absolutely stupid, under the impression the tattoos were real. Absolutely hoodwinked

@samjohnson7353 2 жыл бұрын

Na you have to be 18 to get tattoos. Danny is way too young

@TheKitKatThe 2 жыл бұрын

@@samjohnson7353 yeah, he's only 12

@natalieg-s 2 жыл бұрын

none of us were privy to that knowledge

@emmaconder7854 2 жыл бұрын

None of us were privy to the crux of that knowledge

@ImAlexandrio 2 жыл бұрын

I thought those 'gray hairs' were highlights for like the longest time and I actually think Danny looks great with them

@RAWRzooted 2 жыл бұрын

idk why that shit made me sad like he's fucking growing up bro STOP

@whoswallowing 2 жыл бұрын

hes rocking them

@finkahata5663 2 жыл бұрын

@jamietriggs4393 11 ай бұрын

whenever Danny is being serious about anything for any reason, I just look at the picture behind him and i start laughing. like he could be talkin about murder and i could still laugh at the poster

@hotelbellamuerte 2 жыл бұрын

5:38 I'm 18, was definitely too young to be on Vine (was 8 when it came out and 12 when it shut down), but I know a WHOOOOLE bunch l from KZfaq compilations I watched back then and it genuinely hurts my soul that people even as little as three years younger than me don't get it when I still reference them now :(

@mcndsprite 2 жыл бұрын

loving how volumized dan's hair is today😩👌

@mcndsprite 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark k

@TheKitKatThe 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that nobody cares about your opinion

@_____________a_a 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I need a hair tutorial.

@40watt53 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark based

@blackparademistress1 2 жыл бұрын

Dan “the hair” Gonzalez

@leonmayne797 2 жыл бұрын

'But who would I get to let me be their daddy?' You're really setting up the comment section on this one, Danny.

@nica7747 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

@jorienstoel602 10 ай бұрын

its much more funny now

@Moldeebread 4 ай бұрын

The foreshadowing is crazy

@Emma.Lou1 2 жыл бұрын

10:50 I'm 100% sure this is crack. This has to be ironic. Actually I'm pretty sure that all of wattpad is crack tbh

@lumini3172 2 жыл бұрын

8:32 Dude, how have I never noticed this? Drew Gooden - DG Danny Gonzalez - DG Kurtis Conner - KC Cody Ko - CK My perfectionist self is very pleased with these coincidences.

@lappyjubbly6492 2 жыл бұрын

Apple pie

@spamme. 11 ай бұрын

@@lappyjubbly6492 yes

@isleekzy 10 ай бұрын

@@lappyjubbly6492yes

@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420 9 ай бұрын

@@lappyjubbly6492 yes

@triplesixcrow 7 ай бұрын

@@lappyjubbly6492yes

@leebloom7842 2 жыл бұрын

Good thing Wikipedia has him tagged under “Living People”. I was having trouble figuring that out.

@JOKERWOKER_ 2 жыл бұрын

me too!! this comment also helped so thanks

@jamesh4521 2 жыл бұрын

Danny, hovering over a hyperlink to someone's Wikipedia page: "I wonder what they're up to these days." Proceeds to not click the link.

@finkahata5663 2 жыл бұрын

@Lucifersfursona 2 жыл бұрын

6:15 I think I broke something trying not to wake up my family when he just whorled away

@Lucifersfursona 2 жыл бұрын

How the fuck is this man two years older than me

@Lucifersfursona 2 жыл бұрын

People writing fanfic parodies of my immortal without any sincerity is nowhere near as funny, ever, as - unironic word salad - writing a weird subject uncomfortably well

@saeftuh Жыл бұрын

Danny not remembering the name of watt pad is so strange to me like I forget sometimes that not everyone in the world wrote shitty fanfics on watt pad at 14 years olf

@carterwilliamson6263 2 жыл бұрын

Danny with the tattoos is a different vibe

@syra1541 2 жыл бұрын

nvm

@li_hu707 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark bruh

@deez2569 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark Did you just have a mini stroke?

@ims2581 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark this is ridiculous lol

@AW-zd1lt 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Danny! The Nutcracker Prince is the principle male role in the nutcracker ballet, I think the artist was drawing the Sugar Plum Fairy who is the principle female role. xo ~Greg

@katelynn1532 2 жыл бұрын

but… clara is the principle female role. The Nutcracker is literally about her and the nutcracker’s adventures, right??

@AW-zd1lt 2 жыл бұрын

@@katelynn1532 Yeah, and I know different companies do different variations, but typically Clara wears a white flowing gown and the Sugar Plum Fairy wears pink tutu and I think that's who the artist may have been referencing with her pink tutu character.

@katelynn1532 2 жыл бұрын

@@AW-zd1lt yes im not saying they didn’t draw the sugar plum fairy, was just pointing out that clara is the principle female not really the sugar plum fairy! :)

@LuvFearlessly 2 жыл бұрын

@@katelynn1532 I feel like Sugar Plum is more well-known though. Clara is also often played by a child rather than a company member.

@evelyncooper7514 2 жыл бұрын

@@katelynn1532 i agree, but i think it really depends how you classify principle role j bc the sugar plum is usually the more talented dancer

@theblurryblackcat 2 жыл бұрын

"Sometimes I have to pretend I'm a little bit more into nutcrackers than I actually am" - Drew Gooden 2022

@TheRealFlapSlapper 2 жыл бұрын

This is being so violently recommended to me that I have no choice but to watch

@purplemusiclover1597 2 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain Danny, I’m 24 and I got 12 at the doctor the other day. They were trying to stop me from signing in without a parent or guardian until I showed my ID.

@matifadzaaa 2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀THIS IS SO FUNNY. I can imagine you attempting to sign and being dragged by the nurses and staff there. I'm so sorry😔

@lxvesickyuna6239 Жыл бұрын

@@matifadzaaa LMAOO

@nathanbluto1383 Жыл бұрын

Had a friend back in school who had to get his parent to convince a teacher he was in 7th grade because she thought he was 8

@christmas8 2 жыл бұрын

To address the ballerina nutcracker swap: yes. it is most likely a reference to the ballet called the nutcracker. It would’ve been even funnier however, (at least to me because I dance) if they drew Clara who is the lead female in the ballet (the nutcracker is the lead male) so yeah 👏

@ihatehandleswtf 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, isn't it actually a toy soldier? From what I remember, the ballerinas were the "counterparts" of the toy soldiers

@christmas8 2 жыл бұрын

@@ihatehandleswtf yeah i think it is actually a soldier. But danny always calls him “the little nutcracker guy” so to me at least it would’ve been funnier that way.

@wem3676 2 жыл бұрын

I thought sugar plum fairy !

@daisyw4348 2 жыл бұрын

Theres also the story of the nutcracker who falls in love with a ballerina

@megumiseyelashes6706 2 жыл бұрын

Unpopular opinion but the male lead was more handsome when he was a nut cracker

@SonaAteAsock 7 ай бұрын

as a dancer myself i was so worried you wouldnt get the nutcracker ballet joke

@ReneeSharpie 2 жыл бұрын

I kinda feel like writing a Danny x Marcell 84k word enemies to lovers slow burn.

@Unknown-ou4su 2 жыл бұрын

"I wonder who I could invite" Drew: 👁👄👁

@ClowncoreisCool 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

@abandonedacc420 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark okay but dont let your comment distract you that you keep spamming this in videos that arent even slightly similar to religion at all and that nobody gives a shit

@perishonimpact 2 жыл бұрын

11:15 that's a genre of fanfiction called "crackfic" and most of them have comically awful spelling and grammar and the plot makes absolutely no sense either. crackfics on other platforms might be different but this is what i know about the ones on wattpad. they were really popular in 2015

@annakepes8050 Жыл бұрын

on ao3 they are just silly goofy stories

@WinterGamesYT 2 жыл бұрын

10:30 me: sees any ship fanfic of any type *dies from cringe*

@noface3641 2 жыл бұрын

"what is this app called again?" "wattpad" Danny please... don't lie

@66KinniE99 2 жыл бұрын

"someone on the disney writing team has a god complex" thats pretty on-brand tbh

@milenakovalenko2406 2 жыл бұрын

I am on a thin line between going to read the fanfic, and trying to forget it exists.

@macyona 2 жыл бұрын

it's a VERY thin line

@jae2138 2 жыл бұрын

Update from someone who impulsively read this... don't. The spelling gets so much worse

@lunacy04 Жыл бұрын

@@jae2138 writer of it here: i only plan to make it worse 💕

@jae2138 Жыл бұрын

@@lunacy04 go off ig lol

@lauraanne7108 Жыл бұрын

@@lunacy04 i'm literally gonna read it because of this

@kafi7169 Жыл бұрын

Still waiting for Danny to pony up and ride someone around his house

@daemonas 3 ай бұрын

you should get a pony up daddy since youre a dad now, so when your kid's old enough they can ride on your back!

@pandajesus5052 2 жыл бұрын

10:23 “What is that website called again? Wattpad” Oh the innocence-

@user-ox8jh9yb3k 2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@trash2273 2 жыл бұрын

i read the title wrong before he changed it as rating fanfic and thought he was actually going to be reading fanfic about himself and rating it

@cathulu7975 2 жыл бұрын

I mean that would be a great video lol

@ardeiwann 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark an _atheist_ preaching on a random comment? that's new

@cl5470 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark this is peak edgelord. 🤣

@makaelaxo930 10 ай бұрын

seeing danny talk about who would ride his back on the pony up daddy is funny now knowing hes going to be a father lol

@coflii Жыл бұрын

2:48 The fuck? This EXACT movie was playing in the background while I was watching this, I’ve never been this scared in my life.

@rosacastillo8859 2 жыл бұрын

13:02 Danny agreeing with the fact that he looks like a literal 15 year old kid

@finkahata5663 2 жыл бұрын

@hayden1300 2 жыл бұрын

the last thing i was expecting was a ratatoing fanfic but i’m not necessarily complaining

@hayden1300 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark i’m an atheist

@falcon1824 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark ratio + L + god made you + jesus owns you bozo 😹😹😹

@jazz8500 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark im agnostic

@Just_a_beaner60 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark Ah, yes. I love how nothing can make a whole universe(out f nothing)! Like, that makes a lot of sense, totally. Your comment makes no sense to me. I'm not uneducated, or in a cult. Listen, it's fine that you dont believe in God. I just have a problem how you are insulting them, thats dumb. Also not to mention nobody asked for this. I am truly praying for you. (I dont mean this in a bad way, so please dont think im one of those people who use "praying" as an argument.) God bless.

@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын

_you should be_

@pineball43 4 ай бұрын

i love marcel toing’s signature catchphrase “that is god”

@LuceOhsure 2 жыл бұрын

8:00 I am Danny (Kazakhstan) And I am Danny (KZfaqr) And we are not the same person

@gioscacco 2 жыл бұрын

now i feel like danny actually doesn’t want the nutcracker. it’s something an uncle/grandparent might’ve bought as a gift and now nobody in the family wants it.. but, you know, you can’t throw away a gift. this is why it’s there

@ClowncoreisCool 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

@gioscacco 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark okay but don’t let this comment distract you from shutting up

@sharpeningtheaxe 2 жыл бұрын

I like how he says “can we get some fanart?” and then proceeds to barely even show any of the fanart on there.

@finkahata5663 2 жыл бұрын

@whiteroseblossom970 4 ай бұрын

I think Siri says you're an electrician because you're so obsessed with having neat wires

@asotforever5983 2 жыл бұрын

12:32 sure but his humour is not even satire, it's just pure dum.b humour that only kids would understand and like

@Clown_cars 2 жыл бұрын

danny just destroyed toxic masculinity. "5'11 thats incorrect im 5'10"

@mudwateraddict 2 жыл бұрын

Hey danny, I just wanted to thank you. It’s been very hard for me the last couple hours since my dad passed away, and you always cheer me up and made it just a bit more bearable. My dad suffered from dementia for quite a while with heart problems so I expected this somehow, he never spent too much time with me but he always kept the house clean and cooked, he was dear to my heart and I just wish i wasn’t this affected since I’ve got to be there for my mom and sister so thank you. This might seem insignificant but it meant a lot to me. Hope you’re doing well 💕 I just read all the comments and i teared up a bit, thank you all so much for your kind words, they really do mean the world to me. I don’t have a lot of people to talk to in my usual life since I’m a socially awkward introvert so it means that much more so thank you again ❤️

@Kat_Ducky_17 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark Really dude? Pick another human to comment this at. This was NOT necessary. Shame on you.

@Kat_Ducky_17 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry for your loss :( Danny also cheers me up. Sending hugs and love your way :)

@mudwateraddict 2 жыл бұрын

@@Kat_Ducky_17 Thank you so much, you don’t know how much this means to me

@mudwateraddict 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark Okay…

@bloonsTDenthusiast123 2 жыл бұрын

report the bot also hope youre doing well

@Coolcool908 8 ай бұрын

‘Just ride somebody around’ is the weirdest quote I’ve ever heard😂

@natalicunningham9274 10 ай бұрын

now that hes gonna be a dad, he should buy a pony up daddy for his kid

@tylerblack3962 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't think Id ever see the words "Ratatoing" and "Fanfic" together, but the internet has proven me wrong once again

@blackparademistress1 2 жыл бұрын

If it exists, there’s porn of it.

@baileybrian9560 2 жыл бұрын

i feel your pain, i used to get stopped by security at the mall i used to work at because they thought i was a lost child 😢

@ClowncoreisCool 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

@Neon_Stanley 11 ай бұрын

As a ballerina 5:09 hurts deeply “isn’t it a *musical*,ballet”

@katesmith9137 Жыл бұрын

9:05 that was ~chef's kiss mwaa~ perfect

@XwXMARVELXwX 2 жыл бұрын

Literally so glad that you said the tattoos weren't real 18 seconds in because I immediately started freaking out and trying to find comments about when you got the tattoos I was losing my mind

@ChespinCraft 2 жыл бұрын

I'm reading this comment doing exactly as you just said lmfao, I was like surely I didn't miss the fact that Danny has tattoos

@peppapie1145 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark wtf- that's so random... Also just let people believe what they want to believe you don't need to tell them what they can and can't believe in. Also, there is no evidence that afterlife and other stuff like that doesn't exist. Like you haven't heard of it maybe because you haven't seen it. Anyways just let people believe their beliefs.

@galeg4021 2 жыл бұрын

@@peppapie1145 its a bot. just report bot and move on.

@askinredroads5132 2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@ClowncoreisCool 2 жыл бұрын

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.