“AND MEET SHANE DAWSON!” *not now sweetie, not now*

She loves him so much she forgets about him like 3 times

I mean this in the nicest way possible with absolutely no offence to Chloe, I just love how this entire thing has 'written by a young teenage girl' vibes all over it. When I was 11 writing my self-insert Hogwarts AUs, that had the exact same vibes.

Grace is just like "how dare you still be excited about an activity you started two days ago? "

"On what?" Danny- "on my onlyfans" That shit made me laugh so hard

"And meet Shane Dawson!" Danny: "Seems like this was written a while ago" Mom: "Uh okay.." Well her reaction seems just perfect for this timing

Everything about this Episode feels like finding one of those 2012 Wattpad fanfics someone made in middle school and never finished writing.

Imagine wanting to meet Shane Dawson *when Danny Gonzalez exists* Gregs have better taste 💁🏻‍♀️

Mia probably has a second channel where she likes to get goofy and wacky and drink La Croix

Plot twist: Danny is Chloe his secret passion is creating episodes. Have you ever seen them together?

I want someone to believe in me as much as Danny believes Mia's name will finally be "Gregi"

Excuse me why is Danny so nice in these Episode videos. It literally warms my heart how he's so supportive of this stressed out Episode author and I don't know what to do with that.

"And meet Shane Dawson!" 👁👄👁

“I’m going to expose your KZfaq channel to the whole school” Me: oh free publicity. Nice

I love the facial expressions of Mia "I got 1000 viewssssss😐" "I forgot about my date😐"

lmao skyler's response when you say you won't go on a date with him is literally nice guys in a nutshell

I love how Mia is like “I can’t have a youtube career and a boyfriend at the same time.” When Danny is literally married.

“i ate 🍒🍓b e r r i e s🍒🍓and they were the wrong b e r r i e s 🤫😳🤪✨” -danny as gregi

16:00 i love how he was about to take a sip of la croix but saw the camera and got genuinely suprised

I like how Danny does his best to try to reason that Leah could be a friend even though she is the "mean girl" character. Just shows how wholesome he is.

mia: AND MEET SHANE DAWSON danny: i pretend i do not see it ➖👄➖

Danny's character looks like a grandma that smokes weed all the time

“I’m gonna expose your KZfaq to the whole school!” Thanks that’s exactly what we wanted

I love how the person used the school uniform bit as an excuse to not have to allow Danny to pick Mia’s clothes

Danny: "I have a hypothesis that it doesn't matter what I say, and I'm going on the date." Skyler: "It doesn't matter what you say, we're going on the date!"

9:50 “And meet Shane Dawson!” Ah.... that didn’t age well-

If you play the “choices” app, the choices have repercussions. I used to play episode a couple years ago until I found choices. I recommend “the freshman” that would be really funny to watch you play 😂

13:00 "Wanna come over tonight?" "No, I've got plans." "You will come over." "No, I won't?" "You will." "I won't." " _You will._ "

The creators instagram does exist still but it has 2 underscores instead of 1 and that’s why it didn’t appear.

“and meet Shane dawson” everyone: 👀

i can't believe he missed the opportunity to call this 2 episode 2 furious

why am I actually getting invested in this story-

Drew: extra background Kurtis: extra greeting Danny: extra channel

This guy sounds AND looks a lot like Danny Gonzalez

Ofc Danny ends up with a story where the choices he makes have no repercussions. The more popular stories really are altered by the decisions you make 😂

15:39 fave part 😹 , Its cute how he says ” skyler , I’m picking skyler ” . 🥺

Mia: “AND MEET SHANE DAWSON!!!” Danny: *Im a stop you right there*

Anyone who knows anything keeps a Michael Phelps at home.

17:42 favorite part "oohh it is flirty, look at that" ~Danny Gonzalez

15:11 “HEY CHLOE PUT ME IN THE STORIE pleeease”

“AND MEET SHANE DAWSON” r-r-r-roll💿up⬆️to2️⃣the🤩party🥳with🧶my🧚crazy🤪pink💝wig💇🏼‍♀️

Danny’s second channel in a nutshell: Danny’s hair gets fluffier and little nutcracker isn’t present.

I like how he doesn’t just make fun of the episode for being “cringe” or anything. He’s a nice person.

I like how she talks about reveling an incident that everyone already probably knows about. She didn't say she ever switched schools her classmates are prob just gonna say "oh I remember that" its not like a secret.

9:23 her mom entered the room like: "are ya winning, son?"

mia: skyler is the love of my life my heart my soul my everything also mia: I FORGOT ABOUT MY DATE!!!!!

Leah does not seem to know that getting your nemesis more views boosts them on the algorithm, Leah definitely doesn't own an airfryer

5:36 *sad teenage girl-grandma noises*

Danny : talks about selling cats The game : Brings up Shane Dawson

Danny is so silly, wacky, and unscripted I might have to call the authorities.

I cried laughing at Danny raging at this episode 😭💀😂😂😂

well at least there weren't a million paywalls like my poor guy Kurtis found

this girl is HUSTLING for these stories my god

Imagine being however old the author is and having some random moderately sized channel hit you up like "PUT ME IN YOUR LONG-FORGOTTEN MIDDLE SCHOOL PROJECT"

i never skip hello fresh ads. the food just looks so good

i’m going through a really hard time right now and this video gave me a good laugh and i really needed that right now thank you danny i luv you

danny: *says mum in a british accent* australians: *are we a joke to you??*

Danny:*talks about cats and KZfaq* Mia:”and I will meet Shane Dawson”. Danny: ...

I feel like if I was a creator of the story that Danny reacted to, I would not get offended, even though the story clearly made fun of. This is the most friendly criticism I've seen: you point what feels wrong to you, like introduction video instantly blowing up, or lack of meaningful choices, or THE VERY LEAST opportunity to name your character - but you're still so accepting of it all and even try to reach out to creator to be in this story. That's so sweet!

ok but why is mia so bothered by leah showing her youtube channel? like, it’ll just get her more views...

Episode: “I could get to meet Shane Dawson!” Danny: 👁👄👁 “uhh”

Laughed my ass off at this; don’t know why. 1:09

16:13 She was making a POV and Danny it's not the Adsense , she posted it on her only fans which is why she could afford a new camera

This guy kinda looks like Danny Gonzales

Mia: I hate you Skyler Two Seconds later: Mia: I’ve never meet a boy like him in my life. I love him Me: *Visible Confusion*

i think the author is australian bc they said mum and swimmers. PETITION TO DO AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT PLS 😀

17:59 btw for anyone who doesn't know how episode works YOU CODE THAT SHIT their is an option to just clip and past buts heavily limited if you wanna add cars you have to put in some actual coded also if you clip past your choices have no actual effect so yes this author absolutely coded this and let me tell you. Episode coding is a facting nightmare I don't know if things have been fixed since but often times your flags for choices don't function you characters are blad for some reason the Choice you fixed last episode isn't carrying over. So while the story is lacking I can understand being so confused with the coded that your characters end up standing instead of sitting XD

The way Danny didn't take his sip of his drink, when he saw the camara that Mia was using to record was priceless

“I’m going to show the whole school!” ...so, like. You’re going to give her views? Like she wanted?

9:36 i actually spit out my drink, i have no idea why

Still waiting for the 3rd episode of this Danny.

Danny : "A nice, reliable lime." It's relimeable.

squeet

Episode 2, 2 Danny 2 Furious, 2M views, 2 years ago What can I say

13:41 thx for the free clout ig

The one story Danny picks is the one that the choices actually don’t matter and you don’t get to change your name 😂

Imagine/POV: this is actually a La Croix sponsorship and the only reason he doesn't like "pasticue" flavor is to not make you suspicious

“I’ll let it slide cause this is for the tube” 💀

Danny is making really sure that we don't confuse this with his first channel in the intro lol

"I can meet shane dawson!" Girl...not now

“Maybe if she gets a little more famous she’ll shave her entire head” So like *Joana Ceddia?*

Anyone catch that his room was White in the first video about Episode, but know it's Emerald Green?

My sense of humor is broken- he burped and I just- I couldn't stop laughing 😂

Danny: "A lime will never let you down" My brain: Unlike a watermelon...

man, dont you hate that relatable high school moment when your classmate finds out about your youtube channel?

I’m so disappointed that Danny said cute boy instead of a hubba hubba hunk of a man while describing Skyler 😩

"I miss the old days Mia" It's been less than a week.

guys i’m not exactly sure but i think this is his second channel where he likes to get a bit ✨𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓻✨

Every time he says Chloe in a passive-aggressive manner I genuinely feel like he's speaking to me and I've deeply offended him just for existing

We need to get this person to put Danny in episode

Guys, I'm starting to think this is his wacky, goofy, and un-scripted second channel

Imagine if Drew got a third channel where he gets even wackier and crazier

KZfaq: sells cats apparently Shane dawson: 👁👄👁 heyyyyyy

I feel like danny's entire second channel is sponsored by la croix

Can you make episode 3 dude, love the series! I’m subbed to both your channels, you have inspired me to do so much man, much love

When you said “on my only fans” I LOST IT

Chloe: I promise that the episodes going further will be even longer than the previous ones Also Chloe: Omg I’m so sorry for the episode being so short

4:22 that one looked like it felt good

The Shane Dawson thing kills me like this aged beautifully from when this was written

Why is showing her YT channel to the whole school a threat anyway? lol Like, 'Oh no! Don't share it with everyone, it'll boost my views & channel engagement! Nooooo!'