3 Things Airlines Don't Want You to Know

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I am amazed how TikTokers put out aviation ideas without knowing anything about aviation... but it surely makes my day a lot more fun roasting them
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Chapters:
0:00 - Terrorism
4:02 - Flight Attendant Secrets
9:37 - Don't Smile
13:17 - Karen Cannon

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@dougmapper3306
@dougmapper3306 2 жыл бұрын
"Your water comes from a tank that's probably never been cleaned" Better not tell him that his tap water comes from pipes that have never been cleaned hahaha
@bene5431
@bene5431 2 жыл бұрын
...and that the same pipes go to the toilet
@diytwoincollege7079
@diytwoincollege7079 2 жыл бұрын
And from reservoirs that fish poop in.
@Maddiedoggie
@Maddiedoggie 2 жыл бұрын
@@bene5431 Incorrect. Sewage pipes are separate from water pipes... or at least that's how it should be.
@celticlord88
@celticlord88 2 жыл бұрын
The water is drinkable. Its standard tap water that is clean. They wouldn't put unclean water in the plane for you to wash your hands. And the water isn't recycled. Once it's used in the sink, it empties out the plane through a port.
@bene5431
@bene5431 2 жыл бұрын
@@Maddiedoggie I meant the pipe that the water comes from, not where it goes
@RealDukeOfEarl
@RealDukeOfEarl 2 жыл бұрын
75: passenger wants to drive. 76: radio needs a fix. 77: we're going to heaven.
@PokeValorMC
@PokeValorMC 2 жыл бұрын
Thats one way of saying it 😂
@the-aviator
@the-aviator 2 жыл бұрын
underrated lol, you made my day!
@neosonixyz
@neosonixyz 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kostpoliakov
@kostpoliakov 2 жыл бұрын
a slightly more rhyming version: "7-5 - man with a knife" "7-6 - radio needs a fix" "7-7 - falling from heaven" But, there are a lot more squawk codes for various emergency and non-emergency purposes.
@RealDukeOfEarl
@RealDukeOfEarl 2 жыл бұрын
@@kostpoliakov arguably more rhyming. Depends how you pronounce 5?
@stevenbrooks6563
@stevenbrooks6563 2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine a plane full of people going down and about to crash, and every single passenger is calmly sitting, looking forward, with huge smiles on their faces 🤣🤣
@ronia3181
@ronia3181 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe instead of oxygen, they could use nitrous oxide in the masks.
@stevenbrooks6563
@stevenbrooks6563 2 жыл бұрын
@@ronia3181 In a situation where a plane is falling out of the sky, I would probably take that option.
@theskicker8856
@theskicker8856 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@alvinseville853
@alvinseville853 Жыл бұрын
n while its going down de song "Sailing" is playin overhead
@PJay-wy5fx
@PJay-wy5fx Жыл бұрын
If that were the case, something must have been up with the water.
@johno9507
@johno9507 2 жыл бұрын
747 A&P mechanic here. The potable water tanks on the aircraft gets dumped weekly and refilled with municipal tap water with extra chlorine added. The 'Blue toilet water' is called Racasan and it's only used on the older toilets where the collection tank is under the seat, the newer vacuum toilets spray a small amount of fresh potable water from the aircraft storage tanks (the same that's used to make coffee) into the bowl then use suction to transfer the contents to the storage tanks down the back of the aircraft.
@ShortHax
@ShortHax 2 жыл бұрын
I like how they say “Things pilots won’t tell you” and then proceed to say “Pilots admitted”
@Webfra14
@Webfra14 2 жыл бұрын
Well, they won't tell YOU, but TikTokers are sooo special, that pilots line up at their doors to admit things!
@MeethaMadina1263
@MeethaMadina1263 2 жыл бұрын
Yep... Basically bunch of dumb heads!
@scotiadragoon5974
@scotiadragoon5974 2 жыл бұрын
“I overheard a couple of them admitting it to each other at Starbucks.”
@AzazelsWings
@AzazelsWings 2 жыл бұрын
Shhhh
@arnavaher2826
@arnavaher2826 2 жыл бұрын
How and why do I see your comments on every video I watch 💀
@pdc023
@pdc023 2 жыл бұрын
"Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. Seven Five Zero Zero. Thank you, and please relax and enjoy your flight."
@viswajitbala7924
@viswajitbala7924 2 жыл бұрын
“Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. We have a tik-toker on board. Thank you, and please try to relax and ignore any sign of stupidity”
@paulkeith9680
@paulkeith9680 2 жыл бұрын
God that made me laugh so hard!
@Deltaivv
@Deltaivv 2 жыл бұрын
lmao tiktokers not gonna 7500 any planes anytime soon
@gorillaau
@gorillaau 2 жыл бұрын
Movie idea: There is a bomb on board which will go off if the plane uses squawk code 7500.
@phantomaviator1318
@phantomaviator1318 2 жыл бұрын
@@gorillaau *calls tower and asks for two fighter jets, 5 minute movie*
@mechadoggy
@mechadoggy 2 жыл бұрын
10:03 “Now when the plane is crashing, stay calm and smile. It will spread positivity to everyone there” You can see Kelsey trying to visibly keep a straight face.
@initialdoge8528
@initialdoge8528 2 жыл бұрын
so she wants us to smile even when people are dying and screaming or bleeding in front of you,right?
@mechadoggy
@mechadoggy 2 жыл бұрын
@@initialdoge8528 yes
@matfax
@matfax Жыл бұрын
Her advise to wear clothing isn't good advice. Many plane crashes involve burning Kerosene. You'll have injuries when it burns your skin but you'll have the chance to escape it. If you wear clothes, they'll only make sure that you'll continue to burn even if you're out of the flames. There was a famous plane crash where all passengers survived the landing, only to be burned by the subsequent Kerosene. The first responders had this to say: They were screaming in agony because the soaked clothes continued to burn and it's almost possible to remove the clothes once they burn. Even if you land in the water, what will the clothes do for you? They'll drag you down. Scratch wounds will be the least of your concerns.
@dynagaming2693
@dynagaming2693 Жыл бұрын
@@matfax This. People don't understand how long fuel can stay saturated in clothing. I've had both gasoline and kerosene on work clothes before where I've had the misfortune of igniting. A soaked sleeve in kerosene will continue to burn for about 15 minutes unless you find a way of putting out the fire. Easiest method is to get that shirt off.
@LednacekZ
@LednacekZ Жыл бұрын
@@matfax her advise to wear clothing is correct. First of all, if you dont wear clothing, you wont be allowed to board the plane. If you take off your clothes during the flight you will be told to get dressed right away. If you are splashed by a possible flammable liquid it is better for it to be on clothes than direct skin. As for your water landing theory. You either deplane on a safe raft like in the miracle on Hudson, or you are in a crash, injured probably unconscious from the impact and dozens or hundreds of miles from land. You are going to drown anyway. How long do you think you can survive in water? swimming in open sea is very hard and hypothermia takes care of you much faster than you would like to think.
@heatherfults5369
@heatherfults5369 2 жыл бұрын
God forgive me for laughing at his “you guys as the passengers will know, the guys beating the door with knives, are the terrorist”. His delivery makes anything funny.
@user-ov4wr5yu4r
@user-ov4wr5yu4r Жыл бұрын
Nah, God probably had a bit of a chuckle at that too.
@dynamitedudes
@dynamitedudes 2 жыл бұрын
"Smile while the plane is crashing" Me looking like a psychopath happy to see the airplane descend into the ground
@Fred_the_1996
@Fred_the_1996 2 жыл бұрын
Emo girls be like
@thesnackbandit
@thesnackbandit 2 жыл бұрын
I actually lol’d when I heard her say that
@laughing747
@laughing747 2 жыл бұрын
AYOOOOO MY MAN
@dynamitedudes
@dynamitedudes 2 жыл бұрын
@@laughing747 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LOL !!!
@redguywithatophat1900
@redguywithatophat1900 2 жыл бұрын
@@Fred_the_1996 yes
@nathansmith1085
@nathansmith1085 2 жыл бұрын
For the guy that is concerned about how often the water tanks on the plane are "probably" cleaned, I'd love to know how often he cleans the water pipes and water heater tank in his house and how he does that since he is so concerned.
@gingercat7925
@gingercat7925 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently he also has two separate water sources for his house, one for drinking water and one for toilet water,
@matsv201
@matsv201 2 жыл бұрын
The water heater is cleaned every 48 hours by law. Most water heaters do that automatically. The cleaning cycle is simply heating the water up over 70C. For cold water pipes they are keeped clean with one of two systems. Either by keeping the water cold. If they are unable to keep the water cold, a small amount of chlorine is added to the water and also a type of salt (don´t ask me what type, i'm not a chemistry engineer). Its generally so little that its safe to drink. But sometimes they need to increase the dose, then they usually send a letter or a text or something to the people effected and tell them to not drink the tap water for a few days. In some tropical countries the level is generally keeped at a unsafe level at all times, that is one of the reasons you are not suppose to drink the water in some countries. So there is actually people, probobly in your city that have full time work doing only that.
@matsv201
@matsv201 2 жыл бұрын
@@gingercat7925 In dry areas that is actually not that unusall. The water is first used for cleaning, then it keeped in a tank for flushing. In some really dry area its used a 3:rd time for watering. And yes, they literally water with toilet water. Does it smell good...well not very. The water is cleaned.. a bit, but it still smells. one would think they would use under ground watering.. but no.
@matsv201
@matsv201 2 жыл бұрын
@Author B.L. Alley "In what country, and who comes in every other day to clean" Nobody, its a automatic system. Its just a simple relay that just override the normal thermostat for a few minutes. its a really simple circuit. Its mandatory for single unit water heaters at least in the EU. (or rather, is mandatory for heaters that have a econ setting that have a to low temperature to be legal). If you buy a really cheap shitty version it will simply just not go under a certain temperature, hence not needing that function. My system don´t have that function, because its a custom built system. But its a indirect heater and don't have standing water, and there for really don't need cleaning. Anyway, its heated to 80C regularly just as an effect of how the system works
@davak72
@davak72 2 жыл бұрын
The tanks have stagnant water though. I drank airline sink water once and got sick from it. I imagine boiling it for coffee and tea kills bacteria though
@rrossman2
@rrossman2 2 жыл бұрын
Your mention of the 4 pilots reminded me of my Delta flight from Honolulu to Minneapolis. The one pilot made an announcement before take off, one of the best/funniest I've heard, but the one part he said (not verbatim but all pretty much) "And just a heads up, since this is a longer flight there are 4 of us in the cockpit that will be rotating between flying in pairs. I wanted to let you know so if at some point you see two pilots walking the isles stretching you don't start freaking out over who is flying the aircraft"
@halweilbrenner9926
@halweilbrenner9926 Жыл бұрын
Good 2 know.
@Not_Ciel
@Not_Ciel Жыл бұрын
I wish more pilots were like this to be honest. I get it’s a job and there’s a level of professionalism but it’d be nice to hear a pilot be transparent about that stuff. I’ve only flown on 4 flights so far so I’m not sure how common stuff like this is.
@the_once-and-future_king.
@the_once-and-future_king. 11 ай бұрын
I'd be too tempted to f*ck with the passengers. Me and my Co walking down the aisle. Stop and frown. "Hang on! Who's flying the plane?? Dammit John, we talked about this! Only one of us out at a time! Right, gimme the keys, I'm heading back to the cockpit." John: ... Me: Please tell me you haven't locked the keys in the cockpit... AGAIN! Ladies and gentlemen, do we have a locksmith on board?
@shithappens6887
@shithappens6887 2 жыл бұрын
That girl in the middle absolutely cracked me up. I think she's smarter than she lets on, she caught on to all the bullshit others were doing, gave good advice but then sprinkled in random really funny dumb bullshit like "record the crash :)" and "smile to spread positivity!". Love it.
@longfade
@longfade 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she’s a true misunderstood genius and not the brain-dead zombie she appears to be.
@_GOD_HAND_
@_GOD_HAND_ 2 жыл бұрын
You give her too much credit. I interact with teenagers like this everyday. They are really that stupid.
@shithappens6887
@shithappens6887 2 жыл бұрын
@@_GOD_HAND_ it's pretty easy to tell an idiot from a joker
@ckee8437
@ckee8437 Жыл бұрын
This is a type of Tik Tok, mixing real info with blatant BS, they are funny as hell
@morefoodsmorenudes8046
@morefoodsmorenudes8046 Жыл бұрын
@@_GOD_HAND_ she said to post it on tiktok, pretty sure its a joke
@M1tjakaramazov
@M1tjakaramazov 2 жыл бұрын
Twenty years ago the idea of a person with zero life experience and negligible education making public announcements about topics they know nothing about would have sounded absurd. Today it's so ubiquitous professionals have to take time to address it.
@MrEdrftgyuji
@MrEdrftgyuji 2 жыл бұрын
Not really. Politicians and journalists have been around for a lot more than 20 years, unfortunately.
@casedistorted
@casedistorted 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Internet.
@guillermo3564
@guillermo3564 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrEdrftgyuji you hit that nail squarely on the head.
@benfubbs2432
@benfubbs2432 2 жыл бұрын
No it wouldn't have sounded absurd. The term "get on your soapbox" stems from times in the 1900s when people would literally get on an upturned wooden box meant for shipping soap to make public announcements and speeches. Likewise many national leaders have zero life experience (example: the Queen of England who I am certain has never had to collect groceries and the kids on her way home from the office) are happy to make public announcements and decisions on topics they have no experience on that impact the lives of the average person.
@DAK59
@DAK59 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't we call them politicians back then?
@Mentos6
@Mentos6 2 жыл бұрын
When flying make sure to always pack a space suit. In the event of a nuclear war or other planet wide catastrophe pilots are trained to climb the aircraft into orbit where it will be safe while waiting for things to settle down.
@WindowLickingDeer
@WindowLickingDeer 2 жыл бұрын
"Sir, there is a potentially fatal buildup of ice."
@basedmale4719
@basedmale4719 2 жыл бұрын
And then we goooo to the moooooon.
@bombnomb
@bombnomb 2 жыл бұрын
@@WindowLickingDeer I thought we de-iced!
@singinsanity
@singinsanity 2 жыл бұрын
@@WindowLickingDeer I understood that reference.
@WindowLickingDeer
@WindowLickingDeer 2 жыл бұрын
@@bombnomb Nope, didn't solve the icing problem.
@LilyLewis771
@LilyLewis771 2 жыл бұрын
In defense of the blonde girl I’m pretty sure she’s being sarcastic/satirical- but unfortunately there’s so much misinformation being spread completely seriously that it’s really hard to tell.
@sami-tw7qk
@sami-tw7qk Жыл бұрын
for me it was when she said “you can watch this tiktok while the plane is crashing” that made me realize loll
@pettykittyfam
@pettykittyfam Жыл бұрын
What passes for entertainment today is really insane 🤦
@Itsa-sh
@Itsa-sh Жыл бұрын
Sarcasm is an art, and she certainly okay at it. I guess Kelsey knew that but thought "ah what the heck you can get roasted too" 🤣
@KougajiCalling
@KougajiCalling Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think as soon as she got to stay awake the whole time she was being sarcastic.
@lynette3151
@lynette3151 Жыл бұрын
My second language is sarcasm.. and if she thinks she's being sarcastic, she's mistaken. When she said "save my video so that you can watch it as you're crashing," that's not sarcasm. that's just plain ego & ignorance.
@testosteronic
@testosteronic 2 жыл бұрын
People making these videos seem to forget that an aeroplane is a workplace. Yeah it's an occasional event for you, a passenger, but for the pilots, flight attendants, maintenance workers, it's where they work for hours on end, all the time. So of course there's clean water, and real coffee, and locking toilets, and safety procedures that have been thought through
@caseytaylor1487
@caseytaylor1487 2 жыл бұрын
As a firefighter, I can say that wearing long sleeves/pants is generally a good idea - if they're made of the correct fabric. Wearing any garments of a highly flammable or low melting point polyester or similar synthetic materials is going to create far more serious injuries and problems than just a regular burn. However, wearing long garments made of cotton, other natural fibers, or fire resistant fabrics like Nomex would provide a much higher level of protection than bare skin.
@DocuzanQuitomos
@DocuzanQuitomos 2 жыл бұрын
A side note on that: all that would be helpful... if you are in the right type of accident, something like a big fireball followed by a slow fire, or no fire at all. Clothing would not be helpful if the plane is filling with smoke, if the plane disintegrates in mid-air, if the plane impacts the ground at very high speed or if the plane crashes on water or in the middle of nowhere.
@Fred_the_1996
@Fred_the_1996 2 жыл бұрын
Noted, gonna take my next flight with a full racing suit, nomex balaclava and gloves
@saras.2173
@saras.2173 2 жыл бұрын
When I was in flight attendant class, they told us to take our pantyhose off in the event of an emergency landing. So they wouldn’t melt onto our legs.
@watchgoose
@watchgoose 2 жыл бұрын
@@DocuzanQuitomos okay, so you be sure to wear synthetics.......
@DocuzanQuitomos
@DocuzanQuitomos 2 жыл бұрын
@@watchgoose The point is that one can't be properly dressed for 100% of all the existing air emergencies, something Tik Tok videos (and, strangely enough, many serious websites) seem to think it's possible. While one can feel like it's minimizing the risks by wearing natural fibers while on the plane, it's just a part of a bigger puzzle that includes paying attention, being ready and being a bit lucky.
@korbell1089
@korbell1089 2 жыл бұрын
Don't know why Bobby is worried about oxygen, he's obviously not making use of the air he IS using. And yeah...group hugs guys!
@theresechristiansen9769
@theresechristiansen9769 2 жыл бұрын
Lovely! And so true. 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️
@boop6169
@boop6169 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@daphenomenalz4100
@daphenomenalz4100 2 жыл бұрын
Good roast
@yuma0134
@yuma0134 2 жыл бұрын
good sarcasm
@AmberbubblesX
@AmberbubblesX 2 жыл бұрын
I dunno.. he seems to be a pretty big airhead
@kato223
@kato223 2 жыл бұрын
Blue Juice!! Haha! I worked for an airport as a Lavatory Service Truck driver for Delta Airlines. We definitely used the term Blue Juice! And guess what! The potable water vs the non-potable water are in completely different areas of the aircraft and use a completely different connector. The drinking water on aircraft is completely clean. The "crap" tanks get drained and flushed out by the blue juice after every flight and taken to what we called the "shiterator" if I remember the spelling was actually a tritcherator (sp).
@tamasszaloky592
@tamasszaloky592 2 жыл бұрын
I’m always happy when I see someone who is putting so much effort into correcting false informations that spread like fire through these tiktok videos. I am a classical musician, and a sailor as a hobby, and I see the same attitude in these two areas as well. It seems like my generation (im 22) wants to feel like an expert in everything, without putting any effort into learning or research. Anyway, your videos are awesome and very informal. It must be cool to pilot the queen of skies every day. Thank you for sharing so much about aviation!
@benstanfill363
@benstanfill363 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Kelsey doesn't take the stance of "I'm smart I fly planes" but instead "I'm not that smart, planes aren't that hard to fly". Way to be humble 😂
@nobodyimportant2470
@nobodyimportant2470 2 жыл бұрын
Flying is easy. Landing in a way you can walk away from is hard.
@wrigloo3758
@wrigloo3758 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh my guy what u say is just dumb
@FANOFWAR34
@FANOFWAR34 2 жыл бұрын
@@wrigloo3758 who
@RetroBlockade
@RetroBlockade 2 жыл бұрын
Then why does my flight path on Microsoft Flight Sim look like an EKG
@wrigloo3758
@wrigloo3758 2 жыл бұрын
The ones that are saying random things also just watch 74 gear reacting to fake plane crash survival
@BigTylt
@BigTylt 2 жыл бұрын
I guarantee that if people had to bail with parachutes mid-flight, they would still try to grab their carry-ons on the way out....
@ridernotrunner
@ridernotrunner 2 жыл бұрын
Highly underrated comment
@cbrue1896
@cbrue1896 2 жыл бұрын
The extra weight that the carry-ons provide will help them get back on the ground faster!
@palmtreedude4721
@palmtreedude4721 2 жыл бұрын
@@cbrue1896 but if you have extra weight, it could be too heavy for the parachute
@roxybella6305
@roxybella6305 2 жыл бұрын
@@palmtreedude4721 Just means you'll travel even faster!
@justcallmedots8339
@justcallmedots8339 2 жыл бұрын
@@roxybella6305 and spalt... *GTA's Waisted*
@markburckhard553
@markburckhard553 2 жыл бұрын
Kelsey - Thanks for your videos, you make me glad I flew cargo for 32 years! I used to fly with a guy who wore a cap that said, "Boxes don't bitch".
@Fuzy2K
@Fuzy2K 2 жыл бұрын
They do explode if they contain Samsung phones though 😆
@OpenCarryUSMC
@OpenCarryUSMC 5 ай бұрын
I did two tours in reserve fighter squadrons. The happiestbreseve pilots were the ones that flew cargo. Because cargo doesn’t bitch, doesn’t have medical emergencies, and it can’t file a complaint.
@euanstokes2828
@euanstokes2828 2 жыл бұрын
10:50 sleep deprivation would be more dangerous in a crash than being jolted awake by far
@francois487
@francois487 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine Bobby's viewers writing the codes down on their hands before a flight and being like "Okay boys, time to listen for some codes..."
@gaeazimmer9477
@gaeazimmer9477 2 жыл бұрын
😁🤣
@shariniparab9875
@shariniparab9875 2 жыл бұрын
He makes funny comeback videos on instagram but on other platforms he makes those shitty fact videos
@buu_huu_01
@buu_huu_01 2 жыл бұрын
@@shariniparab9875 Correct topic for his specific audience...
@StijnHommes
@StijnHommes 2 жыл бұрын
Call me crazy, but I'm actually glad someone can open the plane bathroom from the outside, exactly because of medical emergencies. You don't want someone to have a heart attack in there and then not be able to help because they locked the door. Sure, they CAN open the door from the outside, but they won't unless they actually need to.
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 2 жыл бұрын
That’s actually how the toilet doors work in hospitals too. The door can be unlocked from the outside though it’s difficult to do with bare hands. Having a coin on you makes it much easier.
@carcharhinus_555
@carcharhinus_555 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, I'm late. But that's actually how *all* toilet doors work, including private houses - at least here in Europe, maybe it's different in the US.
@jammin3858
@jammin3858 2 жыл бұрын
Same in the US. All bathroom and locking bedroom doors can be unlocked from outside the room.
@atomwolf6774
@atomwolf6774 Жыл бұрын
Thats a good point...
@i_am_a_toast_of_french
@i_am_a_toast_of_french Жыл бұрын
i know that the bathroom can be opened from the outside because the flight attendants accidentally locked the bathroom when they took the trash out so they had to unlock it so someone could go to the bathroom
@IlanBoy2
@IlanBoy2 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kelsey for this one. Bless you for the care you show to us all. ❤️
@JerNorm
@JerNorm Жыл бұрын
12:48 If my plane is crashing and the person sitting next to me is sitting there smiling at everyone, I’m going to assume they are having some sort of psychotic break and I might try to slap them back into reality “ Airplane!” style.
@harrisongrant8558
@harrisongrant8558 2 жыл бұрын
Come on Kelsey, everyone knows that the transponder is actually just a device for entering cheat codes! I'll share some with you: 7700: entering this one gives you immediate landing priority! 7600: entering this one lets you silence ATC and avoid talking to them! 7500: This one gives you a free military escort! Seriously though, I appreciate you calling these jokers out for giving false and often harmful information. It's not just aviation they're often wrong about.
@H-cranky
@H-cranky 2 жыл бұрын
So if I want to planespott some F-15s, I just gotta set the squawk code to 7500? Cool
@98f5
@98f5 2 жыл бұрын
This one small trick....
@98f5
@98f5 2 жыл бұрын
ping all 3 for a real party.
@susannahrinker727
@susannahrinker727 2 жыл бұрын
if you do all three at once, you'll get the golden skin
@randomslayer9018
@randomslayer9018 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I've heard of that, apparently the cods "1243" Gives you an Mid-air re-fueling and charges everyone's phones.
@GoldendoodleBaxter
@GoldendoodleBaxter 2 жыл бұрын
“Finally this world isn’t really full of the brightest people.” I guess the same thing can be applied to people who even takes these Tik Tok videos as actual ‘advice.’
@vixxxenfoxxx3660
@vixxxenfoxxx3660 2 жыл бұрын
'these videos' as in the tictok videos or the ones on this channel?
@aviationandotherstuff6571
@aviationandotherstuff6571 2 жыл бұрын
@@vixxxenfoxxx3660 you can watch both and make that decision. 👍
@GoldendoodleBaxter
@GoldendoodleBaxter 2 жыл бұрын
@@vixxxenfoxxx3660 I’m referring to the tiktok videos. I should have been more specific
@Jake-mz2qf
@Jake-mz2qf 2 жыл бұрын
*i guess the same thing can be applied to people who watch Tik Tok
@vixxxenfoxxx3660
@vixxxenfoxxx3660 2 жыл бұрын
@@GoldendoodleBaxter No, I should have been a bit smarter, lol. I just got off a double shift from the ER so my brain is pretty much on blah mode.
@riteshsharma3193
@riteshsharma3193 Жыл бұрын
10:05 Stay calm - Ok ✅ Smile - Ok WHAT ‼️ That's hilarious
@yonzayn
@yonzayn Жыл бұрын
Man bumped into your channel for the very first time and gotta admit it's really lit
@thearmouredpenguin7148
@thearmouredpenguin7148 2 жыл бұрын
The best advice I was given was "If the planes going to crash just sit back and relax... there's no point in dying tensed up".
@margotrosendorn6371
@margotrosendorn6371 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe guzzle that duty-free booze in your bag too
@damian-795
@damian-795 2 жыл бұрын
@@margotrosendorn6371 😁😁
@AFE-VoidSmasher
@AFE-VoidSmasher 2 жыл бұрын
@@margotrosendorn6371 who said you could search my bag?
@aha9788
@aha9788 2 жыл бұрын
Aha now I kinda want to fly🙁✌and then die oo0o it rhymes
@pestx4147
@pestx4147 2 жыл бұрын
True - but there’s really a couple more issues at play here with wearing a seatbelt 1) rescuers prefer corpses to be strapped to the wreckage, it’s less time to find and identify. 2) A happy and peaceful corpse is nicer for the grieving family to view rather than one that’s all twisted and scared.
@kj25
@kj25 2 жыл бұрын
TikTokers after flying for the first time : "Ooh let's make a video about things I heard and saw but don't understand."
@concierge7574
@concierge7574 2 жыл бұрын
Fact vs Fiction? "You need to wear a mask, + please don't assault the flight attendants for informing you." Non-compliant passengers will be strapped to the wing.
@shamrockgamer401
@shamrockgamer401 2 жыл бұрын
@@concierge7574 with duct tape lmao
@neurocidesakiwi
@neurocidesakiwi 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, now you understand what it's like talking to an American.
@sandybruce9092
@sandybruce9092 2 жыл бұрын
First time I’ve found your videos. Excellent!!!! Thanks Kelsey!!!
@Emily-cj9nc
@Emily-cj9nc 2 жыл бұрын
13:00 I've been on a 22-hour flight before from NYC to Johannesburg South Africa, but we landed in Dakar to refuel. Didn't know that was atypical (at least by our host's understanding)!
@commerce-usa
@commerce-usa 2 жыл бұрын
Meh, sleeping on a plane is fine. People scream enough for moderate turbulence, they'll wake you up for something far more severe. 🙄
@hkr667
@hkr667 2 жыл бұрын
With the videos of passengers I've seen inside of planes in emergencies, with all the screaming going on I'd rather die as soon as possible.
@commerce-usa
@commerce-usa 2 жыл бұрын
@@hkr667 lol. This is why you always want to make sure and tell those you love that you love them before you part. It is never a weakness to do so. While we have noble thoughts about what our last words might be, they could very well end up being, "Huh? Wait, what?". 🤣
@Fay7666
@Fay7666 2 жыл бұрын
Once on an A321 flight, I got to seat on 24E. Where row 25 is an Emergency row and 24F is a stewardess seat facing backwards. After they finish the usual pre-takeoff duties and takes a seat, I wait for a few minutes and asked "So, what's the most annoying thing you get asked the most?" Without missing a beat: "Aren't you scared?" Guess that despite everything aviation does for safety, most flyers still can't fathom aviation being safe.
@125brat
@125brat 2 жыл бұрын
If you scream in a library everyone will to tell you to be quiet, but if you scream on a plane everyone will join in😂😂
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 2 жыл бұрын
@@Fay7666 I just assumed the answer would be some variant of "wanna go on a date?"
@rederos8079
@rederos8079 2 жыл бұрын
11:01 that face of Kelsey's priceless... Laughed for a minute at it
@Potoum
@Potoum 2 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment the same.... "Hey smile buddy, we're ONLY crashing. Spread that positivity..." I literally burst out laughing. Kelsey's a champ. xD
@matsv201
@matsv201 2 жыл бұрын
Make me wounder ... if they have a cute filter.. but also a stupid filter.. that makes you look stupid... Seams like she confused the two
@tommywiseau_
@tommywiseau_ 2 жыл бұрын
im crying lmao
@titan4110
@titan4110 2 жыл бұрын
'Don't smile' Kelsey- no
@WacoA.I.
@WacoA.I. 2 жыл бұрын
Confirmed: Kelsey would punch a pretty blonde in the face during an emergency if she smiles.
@hippietinkerbell
@hippietinkerbell 2 жыл бұрын
i think the last guy was saying you shouldn’t be provided a parachute altogether and that jumping out isn’t a good idea while on any commercial flight
@ManivanAdventures
@ManivanAdventures 2 жыл бұрын
Love watching you try to keep a straight face while watching these 😂
@keeponwishin
@keeponwishin 2 жыл бұрын
Even as an experienced skydiver, I feel that if you could get superhero strength enough to open the door and jump out of a 747, the sudden wind resistance alone would be enough to cause injury or death, even at a breathable altitude. That plane is traveling at +/-600mph. The fastest plane I’ve ever jumped from was a Fokker F-27 at 190mph and that took my breath away.
@riccardorudatis9349
@riccardorudatis9349 2 жыл бұрын
Also the fact that the wind can spin you around is very dangerous, an exeperienced skydiver can stabilize, but a person who hasn't never jumped out of a plane will probably never be able to do it.
@keeponwishin
@keeponwishin 2 жыл бұрын
@@riccardorudatis9349 You’re right. Not to mention if they deployed the parachute too early. With that kind of speed, it’d be a softer hit if they just hit the ground at terminal velocity.
@riccardorudatis9349
@riccardorudatis9349 2 жыл бұрын
@@keeponwishin if they can reach the hand deploy at all ahah. Just imagine beeing the flight attendant and during an emergecy you have to explain dozens of passengers how to wear properly the parachute, how to control the canopy and how to land without breaking their legs.
@margotrosendorn6371
@margotrosendorn6371 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't there also the risk of getting sucked into the engine?
@keeponwishin
@keeponwishin 2 жыл бұрын
@@margotrosendorn6371 Not just possible, but probable if you exit ahead of the wing. If you exit behind the wing you’ll likely be safe from the engines. This is of course assuming that you have pried a door open with super human strength, you’re wearing a bailout oxygen system, and are protected against the extreme cold that can occur at that altitude, and can claw your way through the door in zero gravity as the pilots will be steeply descending as soon as the aircraft depressurizes.
@AV8R_Surge
@AV8R_Surge 2 жыл бұрын
The only positive energy I'm praying to see before a crash is positive rate of climb.
@matsv201
@matsv201 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure i agree. If the rate of climb is positive, suggest you going upwards. If you going upwards just before you crash, it suggest you crash into a mountain top. That is much worse than crashing on a flat surface.
@georgeallensmo
@georgeallensmo 2 жыл бұрын
Agree
@Cal90208
@Cal90208 2 жыл бұрын
@@matsv201 It does not suggest anything.
@AV8R_Surge
@AV8R_Surge 2 жыл бұрын
@@matsv201 the only cfit I ever want is to see fit women at the gym
@boldCactuslad
@boldCactuslad 2 жыл бұрын
@@AV8R_Surge wholesome :D
@LJinx3
@LJinx3 2 жыл бұрын
Idk Kelsey - I flew in gliders and my parachute training consisted of the following instruction; open canopy, release seatbelt, jump out (😂), cross arms, uncross whilst pulling the toggle. Now that’s easier than putting on one of those life vests.
@thesteelrodent1796
@thesteelrodent1796 2 жыл бұрын
8:58 only applies to United 12:40 the Frankfurt to Sydney (passenger) flight usually totals around 20-24 hours, BUT they normally land in Bangkok (or some other place in that neighbourhood) on the way to refuel and resupply and sit there for several hours as a result, so the actual flight time is... I think it's 16 hours or there about. I live in Denmark, but we have family close to Sydney, which is the only reason I know about that flight
@sachadee.6104
@sachadee.6104 10 ай бұрын
exactly what Kelsy said.
@justcallmejessz3712
@justcallmejessz3712 2 жыл бұрын
I would think being asleep when your plane crashes would be helpful. Either you die on impact. Or your body gets flung around without you tensing up. Kind of like how a drunk driver is often the least injured person in a vehicle crash.
@fammy_commander5776
@fammy_commander5776 2 жыл бұрын
@@dontlook3985 comedy gold
@kbrnsr
@kbrnsr 2 жыл бұрын
The best way is to get high on the oxygen supply so you're not aware of your imminent death
@AllTradesGeorge
@AllTradesGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you would sleep through a plane-crash scenario...unless you loaded up on sleeping aids early in the flight...
@chubby_cheesecake_cheeks
@chubby_cheesecake_cheeks 2 жыл бұрын
@@AllTradesGeorge you can especially if you’re one of those heavy sleepers. I have fallen many times from the bed and woke up on the floor.
@violetbitch9492
@violetbitch9492 2 жыл бұрын
@@chubby_cheesecake_cheeks i mean consider the fact that falling off your bed takes 1 second, a plane crashing will probably take a while and through the whole thing you're being shaken and everyone is screeching
@coolwhip455
@coolwhip455 2 жыл бұрын
"The same water that comes out of the sink is the same water they use for the toilets." Wow what a shocker. I mean only 99% of all houses and buildings have exactly the same set-up.
@davidstrohl
@davidstrohl Жыл бұрын
The only 20+ hour flight I’ve ever flown on was on a RC-135 rivet joint mission. Refueled 3X. Couldn’t wait for it to end. Can’t talk about more than that.
@sparkledejager1965
@sparkledejager1965 10 ай бұрын
Love the rating system lol. Why not!?!? This channel never fails to bring a smile. Great idea Kelsey.
@izzieb
@izzieb 2 жыл бұрын
There's no need to roast TikTok users - if someone listen to evacuation advice from TikTok videos, they'll probably stay where they are and be roasted by fire anyway.
@aviationandotherstuff6571
@aviationandotherstuff6571 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, survival of the fittest
@joits
@joits 2 жыл бұрын
The problem is... they might end up in your way while you try to evacuate the burning/sinking plane... LOL
@clayramsey8051
@clayramsey8051 2 жыл бұрын
@@joits no they’ll just jump into the engines by using the front exits
@Thermalions
@Thermalions 2 жыл бұрын
@@joits So you think flight attendants need to adjust their pre-flight announcement? "Please check in front and behind you for the nearest exit. If there is a tiktok'er nearby, smile weirdly at them (we hear it calms them) and remember to move in the opposite direction in an emergency."
@margotrosendorn6371
@margotrosendorn6371 2 жыл бұрын
I have two words for these dummies: Darwin Awards
@MrHercules222
@MrHercules222 2 жыл бұрын
10:57 She is exactly the person who would be freaking out and crying and blaming everyone around her.
@TheJer1963
@TheJer1963 2 жыл бұрын
I would just pull the plug behind her ear to let the air out so she would shut up.
@dougstitt1652
@dougstitt1652 2 жыл бұрын
yep and OMG those eye lashes crap sakes
@benghazi4216
@benghazi4216 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing, she was literally correct on every point except two tangents and still she get all this hate. You need to grow the f*ck up.
@ll-lp6st
@ll-lp6st 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly think that one was satire. Purely because of the delivery of the lines and the last two things she said about keeping your phone so you can film it etc
@milkfather1781
@milkfather1781 2 жыл бұрын
@@benghazi4216 ah yes I too love sitting not blinking for 20~ hours because I need to watch out if the plane crashes also, she looks like a taki girl so she deserves it
@paullane9240
@paullane9240 2 жыл бұрын
Great roasting. Just one thing. Modern aircraft Vacuum system toilets (not older blue water recirculating types) are supplied with the ships potable water for a tiny lubricating squirt pre vacuum flush, but it’s a one way flow. I wouldn’t drink any un boiled water from an aircrafts potable water system. There is a water sterilisation program in the maintenance program, but it just doesn’t taste very nice, Coffee’s just fine.
@sebastiansieber3559
@sebastiansieber3559 2 жыл бұрын
dude, big props for your lighting game in these random hotel rooms. on fleek.
@gmailcom-ii2to
@gmailcom-ii2to 2 жыл бұрын
Kelsey tell the TikTok posters the secret name for all pilots is Jack. If the TilkTokers yell Hi (secret name) to the pilot 3 times when boarding the plane they will receive special treatment. Special treatment is even better if they yell over and over to get the pilots attention.
@worldtravel101
@worldtravel101 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@notmuch_23
@notmuch_23 2 жыл бұрын
The special treatment should be the Karen Cannon!
@BobMonkeypimp
@BobMonkeypimp 2 жыл бұрын
If you shout repeatedly for "Ivy Bowler" on an African beach, you get more space to lay your beach towel.
@peregreena9046
@peregreena9046 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, the secret name is "Chuck" as in "Chuck, is that you?"
@BobMonkeypimp
@BobMonkeypimp 2 жыл бұрын
@@peregreena9046 "Hi Jack" as in "Hijack".
@Soundbrigade
@Soundbrigade 2 жыл бұрын
Expecting to see seats in airplanes be classifies as 1st class, business, economy and TikTok .... Soon we have TikTokers showing us how to remove our own appendix as surgeons do it incorrect. Thumbs up, Kelsey! 👍
@gordonwallin2368
@gordonwallin2368 2 жыл бұрын
"TikTok Class"! That's great, its's as good as the "Karon Canon"!
@JohnDoe-pe3rt
@JohnDoe-pe3rt 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Made me laugh. Tik Tok class...can be applied to most things. Genius mate.
@mytech6779
@mytech6779 2 жыл бұрын
The tik-tok class is to be made of a detachable section of fuselage, always to be released mid-ocean.
@missyroades4533
@missyroades4533 2 жыл бұрын
With seats held together by zip ties
@paulkeith9680
@paulkeith9680 2 жыл бұрын
Tik Tok lounge in the airport!
@zackbradford1685
@zackbradford1685 Жыл бұрын
Kelsey, this is freaking hilarious keep it up!!!!
@YVRCasting
@YVRCasting 2 жыл бұрын
Kelsey, I bet you particularly loved the super cool hand-held mic attached to wired headphones!
@notnothaze
@notnothaze 2 жыл бұрын
lmao my parents used to tell me that if you behaved badly enough on a plane then the flight attendants would strap a parachute to you and have you jump out
@gofastER
@gofastER 2 жыл бұрын
Ha. I wish it was that easy to get a jet jump.
@grizzlygrizzle
@grizzlygrizzle 2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone here remember the opening scene in Anger Management with Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson?
@archdornan3182
@archdornan3182 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, so it is not true? Why did my parents did this than?
@caljones
@caljones 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, dealing with rude passengers jeenie.weenie style
@colinboneham7387
@colinboneham7387 2 жыл бұрын
As someone that worked on the airfield vehicle servicing section, I used to do inflight catering and both caffinated & decaf coffe & tea went aboard the aircraft. The water was changed every time the aircraft flew, as was the Blue Juice, the fresh water was chlorine tabbed and tested every time the tanker was refilled.
@martintheiss4038
@martintheiss4038 2 жыл бұрын
I am sure that the plane water services are one of the most environmentally regulated issues in the commercial freight business.
@thehaprust6312
@thehaprust6312 2 жыл бұрын
It's just not THAT hard to maintain a potable water tank. Most people's water pitchers are probably slimier.
@gpaull2
@gpaull2 2 жыл бұрын
Plus the AME’s disinfect the whole water system every month (at least in Canada at the airlines I’ve worked for), even though only bottled water is used for drinking. I bet that’s a lot more often than most people disinfect their holiday trailer water systems.
@davak72
@davak72 2 жыл бұрын
Good to know! I once got sick from airline bathroom sink water, but it said nonpotable I realized after drinking it
@Nawoojoo
@Nawoojoo Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that they get everything mixed up like remaining calm and initiating a smile is advised to flight attendants to help you feel like everything is under control and prevent you from getting a panic attack so as a passenger, you sitting down and making that nicolas cage face doesn’t do anyone any good. And trust me when your plane crashes it makes sure that it’s loud enough to wake you up so unless you’re already dead you should be able to wake up from that uncomfortable half assed nap you’re taking
@veefrain6232
@veefrain6232 11 ай бұрын
Ive been on ryanair fligts since baby, but this is a new habit ive developed Maybe the last few years. I always check where the life vests are stowed, on some air crafts its under the seat, on many it is in the panel above the head. But its just one thing ive started doing to give me a sense of prepared-ness
@kerrileigh-cornish4738
@kerrileigh-cornish4738 2 жыл бұрын
That girl’s tiktok segment was a real rollercoaster. At least she’s thinking about being positive as the plane is going down…😅
@MrVexedviper
@MrVexedviper 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair she did give factual information mixed with intentional dubious advice for the lol's
@natedetailscars
@natedetailscars 2 жыл бұрын
Her eyes scare me.
@JohnRodriguesPhotographer
@JohnRodriguesPhotographer 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing to worry about, you will beat the fire rescue to the scene of the crash
@clayramsey8051
@clayramsey8051 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I laughed the whole time she was talking and still laughing about her
@matsv201
@matsv201 2 жыл бұрын
The ods of surviving an emergancy landning is around 99%. If the plane dont lose controll instantly it proboly will land just fine. If we look at aircrasses with large number of death Even aircrafts that run out of fuel over the ocean typically most People survie. Also since inert gas have been introduced, fuel tank expotion on crash have pretty much been elimiated. Lets check the last seasons of air disaster just to se. Loganair 6780, 2014: Pilot lossed controll, retain controll just a few hundred meter over the surface. Airplane landed safely, everyone survived. Execuflight 1526, 2015: Controll flight into building. Everyone died. The passanger was pretty much dead before they even notice something happened. Comair 5191, 2006: To low speed on takeoff. The plane lifted on the wrong side of the evelop and pretty much stalled into the ground merely seconds after it lifted. 1 survivor, 49 dead. Passenger would have less than 15 second warning if they even understood what happened. Lion Air 610: 2018, this is one of those 737 max accidents. This is a really scary one.189 fatalities. From the problem was obvious until the plane crash would have been about 30 seconds. But there wouldn´t have been any emergancy call from the pilot. Southwest Airlines 1380: 2018. Window failed, person was sucked half way throw the window and was stuck. One dead passenger. plane landed with minor problems. US-Bangla Flight 211. 1991: Possible pilot suicide. 20 survivors, 51 fatalities. It would have been unclear how obvious it was for the passengers. The airliner crashed very close to the airport. Ansett New Zealand 703, 1995: Plane crashed into hill on approach. 4 dead, 17 survivors. The plane crashed suddenly on aprotch with no warning what so ever. Propair 420, 1998, 11 dead, no survivors. Engine cough fire in air, airplane crashed just shy of the airport. UPS Airlines 1354, 2013, aircraft suddenly nose over, with no warning what so ever. reach the ground with in 30 seconds. No obvious warning of imminent crash. Plane reach the ground at 900km/h vertical. The engines was found 7 meters down into the ground. 2 dead, 0 survivors. So of the full season there was two that got ample warning, and say 2 more that got breef warning and there was massive death told. Generally all aircraft with early and clear warning, landed safely.
@StijnHommes
@StijnHommes 2 жыл бұрын
Also, the flight attendants always make it a point to remind you that the things they have explained are on a card on the seat in front of you. Even if you didn't look at them at all, you can still read all those instructions at your own leisure. So even deaf people will be able to figure it out.
@DyreStraits
@DyreStraits 2 жыл бұрын
I recently flew on Delta. The instructions came via a recorded video.
@quep1
@quep1 2 жыл бұрын
^yeah, all airlines have safety videos, but they also have safety cards
@gabriellef
@gabriellef 8 ай бұрын
“I’m gonna punch you in the face” your videos are so hilarious while also being so educational. I love it
@carmcarm8230
@carmcarm8230 Жыл бұрын
Love your videos
@rickd1655
@rickd1655 2 жыл бұрын
My wife was on an Air Canada flight last week and they actually made an announcement at the gate prior to departure that they had to check (test) the water just to make sure it wasn’t too old or sitting too long. After about a 20 min delay, all was good and they were off. Good clarification Kelsey.
@BryanDorr
@BryanDorr 2 жыл бұрын
11:07 - "Make sure you're filming this so you can post it on Tik Tok and go viral." I think the 737 pilot in another Debrief video who whipped out his phone during the the hard, unstabilized landing at Paro already took this advice.
@geley5285
@geley5285 2 жыл бұрын
Probably on Facebook saying: "Perfect landing, as usual. Passengers were screaming with delight LMAO"
@bobjohn2000
@bobjohn2000 2 жыл бұрын
lmao that video. The best part is how the pilot apologizes after that landing.
@TheJingles007
@TheJingles007 2 жыл бұрын
“Teaching you the safest way to keep safe” lmaooo I hate tiktokers so much
@mushy111
@mushy111 Жыл бұрын
8:39 no that's the "I'm an idiot and can't find the toilet flush button, so I'll just try this one without reading" button.
@petervankesteren6528
@petervankesteren6528 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@PremierAutoMan86
@PremierAutoMan86 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a Sunday Roast! You're the man.
@74gear
@74gear 2 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoy them Premier
@commentinspector728
@commentinspector728 2 жыл бұрын
@@74gear i enjoy watching these videos, keep it up
@Styk33
@Styk33 2 жыл бұрын
@@74gear Would love more of these. Also, throw in some of the right things people say!
@TrixMC
@TrixMC 2 жыл бұрын
@@74gear love it when u say commin up
@itsplxsma7639
@itsplxsma7639 2 жыл бұрын
@@74gear as an aviation lover I enjoy you vids like hell a lot
@bob_the_bomb4508
@bob_the_bomb4508 2 жыл бұрын
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my dad… …not screaming and crying like his passengers” - Bob Monkhouse
@juanmanuelvarela9475
@juanmanuelvarela9475 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha you made me laugh with that "punch in the face" part!!!😂😂😂
@artrogers3985
@artrogers3985 5 ай бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh! Plus all the information you provide.🎸🎸
@raysplace6548
@raysplace6548 2 жыл бұрын
" this world isn't really full of the brightest people" As evidenced by the fine folks of tik tok....😂🍻🍻
@SanderEvers
@SanderEvers 2 жыл бұрын
He really proves his own point.
@Star737_yt
@Star737_yt 2 жыл бұрын
Including the one who explains
@TheGibusDemo
@TheGibusDemo 2 жыл бұрын
“It will spread positivity” Me: Starts spasming on the floor with laughter
@Taistelukalkkuna
@Taistelukalkkuna 2 жыл бұрын
Mission Accomplished.
@fammy_commander5776
@fammy_commander5776 2 жыл бұрын
Good thing you aren't the hulk
@mechadoggy
@mechadoggy 2 жыл бұрын
10:59
@LunarPenguin42
@LunarPenguin42 2 жыл бұрын
Im 100% sure that girl is just trolling these misinformation videos hahaha
@CryptKeeperAquatics
@CryptKeeperAquatics 2 жыл бұрын
You should do one of these where you are reacting for the first time of viewing video, unprepped for what it is, and 100% improv no editing. Would love to see your first initial reactions to these bad advice vids
@dunmerhavok8762
@dunmerhavok8762 Жыл бұрын
hearing Kelsey say repeatedly that he'll "punch you" if you smile during an emergency crash landing had me rolling for minutes. 🤣🤣
@miltoska9708
@miltoska9708 2 жыл бұрын
Plane: starts uncontrollably losing altitude Tiktokers: Much funny laugh and smile
@davidabarak
@davidabarak Жыл бұрын
The advice about long sleeves and pants _is_ good, _but_ regardless of whether you're wearing long sleeves or not, try to avoid synthetic materials like nylon, rayon, etc. The reason for this is that fire will cause it to melt and stick to your skin as it burns. If you can do it, wear natural materials like cotton or linen. Those will burn, but they won't stick to your skin. In the Navy were weren't supposed to wear synthetic materials under our flight suits (aside from small areas like the waistband of your underwear, etc.)
@johannamaaniemi7054
@johannamaaniemi7054 2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious 😂 More of these 👍
@nomexx7101
@nomexx7101 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like you’d enjoy this story: i was going back to school and on the plane and we sit there for quite a while before being told that a problem was found on the plane and we needed to get off and take a different one. people were groaning saying “are you serious right now” and “can’t believe this!” meanwhile i’m like “i am more than willing to switch to a plane that is in tip top condition!”
@nobodyimportant2470
@nobodyimportant2470 2 жыл бұрын
They were wanting to have an interesting flight. Interesting: Oh god, oh god, we are all going to die!
@brrrrrr
@brrrrrr 2 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyimportant2470 be positive and think about it that it's a rollercoaster ride!
@concierge7574
@concierge7574 2 жыл бұрын
The positive side is that the airline crew + maintenance dept. are paying attention to maintenance issues + immediately doing something about it! Better that than taking a risk.
@mihan2d
@mihan2d 2 жыл бұрын
Also I guarantee they blamed the pilots and the flight attendants for the plane breaking.
@concierge7574
@concierge7574 2 жыл бұрын
@@mihan2d For passengers that don't comprehend that safety is #1, maybe they should start watching 'Air Disasters,' + next time they'll be better versed + willingly cooperate.
@CaptainKremmen
@CaptainKremmen 2 жыл бұрын
13:30 If the plane is crashing and you're calmly smiling, I'm going to be asking you what you did to the plane, because being responsible for the disaster is about the only reason I can imagine you're happy!
@myexescallmetictac8297
@myexescallmetictac8297 2 жыл бұрын
Planes going down, everyone is screaming and dudes over here with with a pennywise grin, best believe I'm not even asking, just beating the snot outta that clown
@hope4ourfallen
@hope4ourfallen 2 жыл бұрын
The I'm gunna punch you in the face had me rolling 😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I think that was the most perfect explanation for how most sane people would respond 😄❤️
@veronicacrabtreehill6608
@veronicacrabtreehill6608 Жыл бұрын
I DO love your serously dry sense of humour. You make this owld woman's day. Bless you, keep it up. 🥴🥴
@JackDespero
@JackDespero 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly: If an emergency is happening and the screams of the people, the alarm over the PA system, and the stern messages of the flight crew repeating instructions didn't wake you up, I bet that the person sitting next to you probably will. "We are going to make an emergency water landing, should I wake this guy up or should I leave them resting? They looked quite tired". Anyway, there are two scenarios then: (a) not that important of an emergency or (b) you wouldn't have been able to do anything anyway.
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 2 жыл бұрын
That was my first thought too. If there’s actually an emergency on board, the commotion will wake you up sharpish.
@chubby_cheesecake_cheeks
@chubby_cheesecake_cheeks 2 жыл бұрын
I always sleep during flights. I’m a heavy sleeper however my sleep or nap is timed. So I’d wake up even before they prepare for landing.
@chnet968
@chnet968 2 жыл бұрын
Well, regarding wearing long sleeve shirt and long pants, if all you care about is fire, don't wear clothing made with polyester material. These will melt when close to fire and cause more severe burn. Btw, if you're really that close to fire when there is fire on a airplane, you're probably dead. So feel free to ignore this. :)
@jahbern
@jahbern 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man. I just watched a video about a plane that crashed and broke into two. The fuel in the wings caught fire and half the passengers were behind the flames. They all ran through the flames and jumped out - ALL of the passengers escaped, but some did die afterwards because of the burns. They were so badly burned when they started rolling to put out the flames - but they were rolling right in the spilled jet fuel. Good lord, it was a tragedy. It really does make you realize how serious fire on a plane is - and that your clothing *probably* doesn’t really make much of a difference if you are that close to the flames, like you said. You usually can’t just walk away, you know?
@1davidsmall
@1davidsmall 2 жыл бұрын
I dont worry too much about the crash, statistically it's the fire that follows after that gets you.. longer sleeves, oblivious solution!
@bkak2245
@bkak2245 2 жыл бұрын
@@jahbern what video is it
@swampy886
@swampy886 2 жыл бұрын
A320 series along with most Airbus products actually do use the potable water for the toilets. Simplifies the water system as we do need an additional “blue juice” tank. It’s not like it’s reused though. Toilet waste water ends up in the waste tank, and the sink/galley wastewater is vented overboard using a heated drain mast.
@TheCheeseManGuy
@TheCheeseManGuy 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that so many of these can be discounted with just... basic critical thinking, and yet they get spread and believed by so many people, is a terrifying commentary on the state of the people on tiktok. Keep it up, cap'n, this is both informative and funny stuff :)
@mattperotti6433
@mattperotti6433 2 жыл бұрын
I think that last guy was trying to explain why it would be a bad idea for commercial passenger planes to carry parachutes for the passengers. And he's probably right about that, even if his details are shaky. His last point in that section of his video is really the clincher by itself, as anyone who has ever worked retail, tech support, or customer service knows!
@hayunnie
@hayunnie 2 жыл бұрын
I got the same impression. He got some of the details wrong, but I believe he was speaking against jumping off of a commercial aeroplane :D
@mikkohan
@mikkohan Жыл бұрын
"If you use your head, it's not actually that simple." I'm not a native english speaker, but I don't think that there was too much to debunk in his video as I understand that he is debunking the whole parachute thing etc... 🙂 And if his "people hitting engine" part wasn't true, why do they have emergency slides in the front too? Or is it because you are up in the air, you have all the time in the world for all the passengers to go through the last doors? 😛
@Holmesy87
@Holmesy87 2 жыл бұрын
The best piece of advice in these entire video sets and it was missed: "In an emergency, don't panic."
@benghazi4216
@benghazi4216 2 жыл бұрын
And she said to leave the freaking bags! She deserved way more than 5/10.
@citizenblue
@citizenblue 2 жыл бұрын
And don't forget your towel!
@RedHeadedStorm
@RedHeadedStorm 11 ай бұрын
These are really funny thanks for doing them.
@bluefluke7585
@bluefluke7585 4 ай бұрын
I always count the number of seats between mine and the nearest exit. Since the airliners are not all configured the same, it would be helpful for the flight attendants to say the row numbers of the exits. They say there's one in the back and one over the wing or whatever, but it would be very helpful for them to also identify the specific row where the wing exits are.
@daniilshmigelskiy7459
@daniilshmigelskiy7459 2 жыл бұрын
Keep it up Kelsey, keep roasting them! 😂 I became a private pilot not too long ago, currently striving for my commercial. It’s unbelievable what people would say to have followers and subscribers. 👍🏻 Good Job on “correcting” them.
@aaronleverton4221
@aaronleverton4221 2 жыл бұрын
Best advice I've ever heard came from a cassette of a former pilot and ATC doing stand-up who said that if you're worried about crashing then the best seats were either the one over the black box or the rear toilet for the reasons of "if that's the only bit they expect to recover, you want to be strapped to it" and "have ever heard of a plane reversing into a mountain?"
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the JAL flight that had a rear bulkhead failure.
@machinelover_entertainment
@machinelover_entertainment Жыл бұрын
Wow I’ve only been watching for a few days yet I’m a fan. It’s really cool you get to fly the iconic Boeing 747. I fly planes too but only turboprop aircraft. Mainly a DC-3 or a Cessna 180, 182, 172
@russellrattys6581
@russellrattys6581 2 жыл бұрын
I would personally worry more if the pilot announced "cabin crew, do not wait for my confirmation" because then you know the pilot is telling the crew to evacuate immediately upon that aircraft stopping
@TigerChamp99
@TigerChamp99 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for roasting these TikTokers. Keep up the good work Kelsey!
@74gear
@74gear 2 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoy them Tiger
@davidhitchen5369
@davidhitchen5369 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing when she said to "stay calm and smile" as the plane is crashing.
@mechadoggy
@mechadoggy 2 жыл бұрын
10:57
@johnsmith1926
@johnsmith1926 2 жыл бұрын
This was the exact same moment, where the positivity also spread to my face
@shiva_689
@shiva_689 2 жыл бұрын
I completely lost it when she said that lmao
@margotrosendorn6371
@margotrosendorn6371 Жыл бұрын
Screw that I'm guzzling my duty-free booze
@KyleEvra
@KyleEvra 7 ай бұрын
Made me laugh. 😂
@Rndmstff737
@Rndmstff737 2 жыл бұрын
The longest flight is from Singapore to New York which is 17 hours while there is a flight from Sydney to London which is about 20 hours but it’s not publicly open
@Cartoonicus
@Cartoonicus 2 жыл бұрын
Question: you got me thinking with that bit about the pressurized doors. In movies, you always see someone shoot a window and the window explodes, releasing pressure, and then the whole plane begins to tear apart, etc. But The windows on a plane have to be built to withstand that pressurization already. Is it possible that these windows are already bulletproof?
@marc87supra
@marc87supra Жыл бұрын
They’re not bulletproof, but a small bullet hole would not be a major issue, planes have small holes all over the hull that are there for a couple of reasons; firstly it allows for a better control of pressurisation and secondly it ensures that fresh air is coming in and it’s not just the same air being recycled for hours on end. So if someone were to shoot a window it would not cause any major issue to the plane or passengers, it would obviously lead to an emergency situation requiring the plane to land at the nearest airport, but this would be due to the fact you have an active shooter on board and passengers in hysteria, not that the plane was about to tear itself apart.
@petrmazel9108
@petrmazel9108 2 жыл бұрын
I always pay attention to flight attendants instruction, it’s for my safety and I respect them. Thank you for this video ✈️
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 2 жыл бұрын
Oh good, I thought I was the only one. I don’t fly very often-in fact I haven’t for over a decade-but when I do, I pay attention AND make sure I memorize it and count how much seat rows there are between me and the exit. I’m one of those people whose instinct can’t very easily be convinced that flying is either safe or sane so I’m a nervous flyer. I’m aware that if things go wrong the chances of survival are virtually nil, but I refuse to survive any potential emergency landing or ditching into the water and die to my own stupidity. Such as not inflating the life vest inside the plane like some poor bastards did once and drowned because they were too buoyant to get out the plane.
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