"What else in my life is secretly an old man?"

"What else in my life is an old man?? Being a wizard is so stressful." I almost died laughing.

The Harry Potter bit absolutely killed me. Not to mention that Ron INHERITED his rat from his brother!!!

Well, think about it like this: Doc knows that eventually, Marty will travel back in time. He provides inspiration for the experiment, by dragging back up abandoned concepts. By driving it straight at them, the only stable time Loop, is one in which Marty survives, in order to travel back in time and thus, provide the inspiration for the machine. By linking their continued survival to the success of the experiment, Doc actually ensures that the only stable Time Loop, is one in which the Experiment is successful on his first try, ensuring that the experiment is successful. If it fails, then a Paradox ensures, since no one is able to go back in time and provide Doc with the impetus to create the machine in the first place. Its actually pretty genius.

Even better Ron's brothers Fred and George have the Marauders Map so for years they could see Ron going to sleep every night with a guy named Peter.

In defense of the Harry Potter one, Ron Weasley understood exactly how creepy it all was as soon as he found out the true nature of his pet rat, and was absolutely horrified. (At least in the book.) None of the others acknowledge how freaky they are.

I'm watching the first point while I'm knitting my cat a scarf and I'm ashamed of myself It's a cute scarf tho

Dan only does videos if he gets to sit down.

An awful lot of 80's/90's teen films involve teenaged males hanging around with creepy and insane old men.

random cute pig is random and cute.

5:55 "What else in my life is secretly an old man?" The worries of a 13 year old wizard.

In Cinderella's defense we was mistreated by her step-family and kept locked away in her room whenever her chores were done. That would be enough for anyone to go insane, talk to mice and birds, and hallucinate about fairy godmothers, ballroom dances, princes, and murdering her entire step-family.

Ron is actually quite talented with magic! Peter Petigrew was Scabbers. In The Sorcerer's Stone(the movie, I think), they tried to turn their animals into water goblets. Ron managed to turn Scabbers into a furry goblet with a tail. Animangui are skilled in Trasfiguration. So Ron was trying to turn a man, who was turned into a rat, into a goblet. No wonder it didn't work! Having done as much as he did, he's done amazingly well!

"what else in my life is secretly an old man? being a wizard is so stressful" - made me lol

Not only that, but Peter was around for One of Ron's brothers going through puberty too

Wasn't it establish that Abu was part of a circus before meeting Aladdin (in the cartoon)? Probably where he got the clothes from.

"What else in my life is an old man?!"

Wait. To build upon your 3rd point. Fred and George had the Marauder's map until they gave it to Harry in Prisoner of Azkaban. Scabbers is marked as 'Peter Pettigrew' on the map. You're telling me that for three years Fred & George saw that their brother was sleeping next to some random guy called Peter and they didn't even think to bring it up or make a joke about it?

9:25 Why isn't Marty like 'omg omg my foot is on fire my foot is fucking ON FIRE'? Js

Abu didn't wear pants and a tiny vest wouldn't be to hard to make out of scrap fabric Aladdin found or stole. Just because he's poor doesn't mean he can't sew. We don't know that Cinderella dressed up those mice. Maybe they dressed themselves. We do know they can sew a fabulous dress. She let the birds SHOWER her with water. Not go near her lady bits. Bells town thought she was strange because she was a smart woman who wasn't looking to get married which was all women were good for at the time the movie was set. Couldn't agree more on Avatar but at least he didn't lie to them about what he was. Don't forget Scabbers was Ron's older brothers pet before he was Ron's. So Peter lived through 2 boy's going through puberty as a rat.

Seeing Ron's vinegar strokes is enough to make any wizard evil.

A sign you've been watching too much Rick and Morty: When someone's talking about Back to the Future, you keep thinking "Why is he calling him Marty? Isn't it supposed to be Morty?".

I love the awkward way he talks about Cinderella's genitalia - "Because she does! She lets em... sheletsem... right... rightdownthere." Heh, so cute.

or Aladdin made Abu's outfit himself. Aladdin is an orphan or as later revealed an abandoned kid. His attitude towards Abu is a clear attempt to prove that despite everything he can become a capable father who is able to clothe, feed and look after his future kids.

Before Cracked, the phrase "secretly terrifying" didn't exist.

my favorite part about Ron's rat being a creepy man is that Ron's own brothers had the muroders map and saw that their little brother was sleeping with a man named Petter every night and never said a word about it.

To be fair to me miyagi, he did at least try, albeit not very hard, to convince Daniel to save his money and stop spending it on flights and shops.

"What else in my home is secretly an old man?! BEING A WIZARD IS SO STRESSFUL"

The thing about Disney animal relationships is that the animals are clearly sentient. So there's that.

Was expecting an After Hours episode today, but this did not disappoint at all! xD This is my new favorite episode

Doc possibly already knew for sure that the experiment would work, since he saw the results of it 30 years prior.

ok so rats, black and brown, live 12 months to 2 years, pet rats or 'Fancy Rats' live up to 3 years, Peter was a rat for 12 years, was it ever addressed that the rat had unnaturally long life?

When are they doing more After Hour conversations? Those are the best

My shih-tzu throws a tantrum if I won't let him wear clothes. It's been horribly hot in the UK, and so he's been miserable cos I won't let him wear his t-shirts.

Man, I had to pause this after the Disney animals bit because I was laughing so hard and had to recover. Keep up the good work!

Ever notice how DOB does a video and there aren't a bunch of negative comments immediately upvoted to the top of the comment section? Just goes to show, Dan is awesome.

Dan is my favorite part about this channel lmfao

Daniel O'brian seems like that awkwardly intelligent sidekick who comes up with a world saving plan at the last second. then watches the lead character take credit while quietly planning his revenge.

I'm amazed that Chunk and Sloth from 'The Goonies' wasn't on here! Chunk just spontaneously decides to adopt a fully grown deformed monster without consulting his family first, and no one questions it!

I... am more than a little disturbed by that last one. I never really stopped to think about the circumstance, but all signs point to _exactly what was said_. And that's terrifying.

He doesn't need to go to college he knows karate. Even if he does decide to go to college he can just walk into the admission office and just sign himself up; who will stop him. The world's your oyster if you know karate.

Doc in _Back to The Future_ says that he's never created any invention that has ever worked, but yet he created a way to control an actual car with a remote for a remote control car. Pretty creative invention for the eighties.

Missing the old Cracked, rewatching the old videos. Regarding the BTTF DeLorean, it is a time paradox. Doc Brown knew from 1955 that his time machine worked and that he would live at least long enough to send Marty to 1955. Maybe knowing that you were going to live for the next 30 years made him reckless and careless.

Where is the after hours episode ?

Marty was Doc's drug dealer.

Best OPCD video yet. Daniel, why is it so difficult for you to just drink the kool-aid?

You slice right to the core of it all, in the most flawless and delightful way possible!

I'm glad you're not putting anything in the pig, the Prime Minister could learn a thing or two from you!

"What else in my life is secretly an old man?" hahahah

Jesus dude, you are effing hilarious. You're my favorite cracked presenter. I laughed my ass off so many times.

I can't stop laughing at his flustered outlook with the bird shower.

Belle has a relationship with the book guy too!

If you had watched the TV series, like I did, you would have known that the only thing Aladdin did was buy Abu a new hat. In the part 1 part 2 episodes "Same old crimes", I think that was the name of the episodes, Aladdin metc Abu when Abu was with 3 traveling proformers. The proformers entertained the audience while Abu picked the audience's pockets. Abu and Aladdin became friends later after the other proformers tried to steal the stone of destiny and were stuck inside of it.

"what else in my life is an old man? being a wizard is so stressful." I love Dan :)

I've never been able to watch avatar all the way through,I always fall asleep.

I mean, Doc and Marti inspired Rick And Morty So it’s obvious

For reference, the 1980s were very health-conscious. The 80s are the reason most of you don't smoke (anymore.) (And that the gods, 'cause that shit was nasty.)

This is the best written episode of this show, I can't think of another time I actually spit a mouthful of water out with a laugh.

Anyone else love the visual comedy of Dan awkwardly glancing at the pig while he's talking about Disney characters' relationships with animals?

Doc knows it works because he met Marty in the past, and the letter said so

Also, I really love OPCD and Dan O'Brien, but I'm a bit fed up of the 'everything is paedophelia' thing that +Cracked has going. Paedophelia is a really serious thing, but suggesting that relationships with older people -- like Karate Kid or Back to the Future -- somehow has to have inherent paedophelia connotations is just not cool. I know, I know -- it's all for the joke. But it's a joke that's got quite old with Cracked recently.

That three children in a trench coat joke made me laugh so hard I snorted like a pig. *so tired...had to edit mistake*

OMFG. I love this channel and this ridiculously hilarious man

We all knew the scabbers relationship was fucked up. Not really a surprising insight. Ron seems revolted at it.

Is that a pig bank? I must have that, if it is a pig bank. Where can I get that pig bank. Someone tell me where to get that pig bank! Haha! That monkey outfit thing is the same thing I've always said about Rob Lucci and Hattori from "One Piece". And what about the thing with Peter Pettigrew that Peter immediately upon being revealed, started trying to sell himself on Ron -- "Wasn't I a good pet?" etc. It seems to make him so much more predatory.

I'd love to see you doing one with the Junglebook. I mean, Baghera promises to take Mowgli to the village, and then the same night leaves him alone just because he didn't want to leave the people who raised him. Then he lets Baloo, who enjoys trashing old human temples, teach the boy to hit people and swallow spiky fruits. And that's just the beginning.

You never fail to entertain me Cracked. Keep at it Daniel!

amazing this video included five movies and somehow turned into how much do I know about Harry Potter pissing contest. rather than mention anything about the pig I'd rather insert an opinion about something other than Harry pothead. in the beginning of Back to the Future Doc Brown was conducting a time experiment that Marty came across at Doc Brown's house unknowingly. while on the phone with dr. brown every clock in the place set off at the same time but they were exactly 25 minutes behind also there was a framed newspaper clipping reading that the Brown mansion had been destroyed in an explosion. without knowing the complete details we are poised to believe that Doc Brown was already experimenting with time so there's monumentally less evidence that he had never tested his theory until the Twin Peaks mall parking lot. Doc Brown was very sure about the pending results of Einstein's fate and merely placed him and Marty in the path for dramatic effect because he would have to have been not just a scientist but a Showman, poetic at heart. how else would he have had Marty's attention for so long? Marty idolized him saw him as a mentor and Doc assumes some responsibility for that. it had been addressed by the principal of the school about Marty hanging out with Doc Brown indicating that they have been doing so for a while. why else would Doc Brown had gone out of his way to create that amp for him that we see in the beginning? that was obviously a use of Doc Brown's scientific genius entirely for Marty's sake. so ultimately the story was about friendship love and responsibilities in summary a best friendship. so Doc Brown who has always been concerned not only for Marty but for Marty's future wouldn't never have put his best friend at risk in what is essentially a controlled experiment and in fact the only time Doc Brown really had any control at all.

The Karate Kid one is so true

"What else in my life is secretly an old man? Being a wizard is so stressful!" LMAO

I love the "I'm-not-a-rat-anymore-Ron" rant!! Great episode!

Thought the video was going to be one long list of Woody Allen movies...

Doc Brown knew the experiment would work because he had Marty's letter that told him to wear a bullet proof vest. Then again, time is not linear in the movies because the mall is named "Twin Pines Mall" in the first appearance and "Lone Pine Mall" when Marty returns. Plus, the Tannen's are nicer to Marty and his father at the end of the movie. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey.

Notice that Marty attempts to step out of the way, and Doc grabs him and forces him back into position to be splattered.

As far as Karate Kid 3 goes, college tuition wasn't insanely expensive in the 80's (at least the first half). We're talking around $10,000 for a four year degree from a private college and $3,000 if it's a public/state college. Back in those days, most people could work a part-time job and pay for college. It's not that Daniel-san's gesture was an egregious use of finances, it's that he knew he could make his money back in half-a-year to a year, which for a young guy isn't the end of the world. Also, being an investor in Mr. Miyagi's business means that if successful, Daniel would have potentially made his money back and then some...Because you know, Mr Miyagi and Daniel are very close friends who have helped and learned from each other over a great deal of time. Is it really that shocking to imagine that Daniel believes that Mr. Miyagi's business could be successful enough that he might be able to work for him and make his money back? That he has faith in his dearest friend and mentor? Seriously Cracked, you guys are really homophobic sometimes ;)

I've watched Avatar at least 6 times, mate.

Next do "666 Cracked Video Titles That Are Secretly Terrifying"

Him saying animals in the beginning while awkwardly looking at the toy pig was priceless

"What else in my pocket is an old man? Being a wizard is so stressful" lmfao that's fucking hysterical

In fairness to Doc Brown, the Burger King only showed up after he was forced to sell off most of his family's estate. So it's not that he's living behind a BK so much as the BK decided to live in front of him.

These analyses are so much more satisfying than my family's response of "hush, there wouldn't be a story otherwise".

Awwww, Doc Brown was just eccentric. Everyone always goes on and on about the attempted murder/suicide scenario. I choose to believe that Doc simply had absolute, unquestioning faith in his machine.

2:30 You know what they say "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

The Back to the Future one put into tears... So hilarious!

Daniel, you're a great host. you crack me up.

Dan, Just wanted to give some encouragement. You are hilarious. Don't listen to those who put you down. You are a true comedian. Do you do any stand up? Keep up the hilarity!

These are all brilliant thanks for making these videos!

"Can you teach me Karate Mister Miyagi?" "No Daniel-san. I don't believe in Karate anymore. I just want to die." ---BROUGHT TO YOU BY RIAN JOHNSON----

Aladdin obviously stole Abu's duds from a little girl's doll collection.

Aladdin thing: actually Abu had the outfit as a circus performer. it's clarified in the animated series. but he did get him the fez which was part of a larger turban.

These videos are great Daniel. :)

I always figured Doc already tested the car a bunch of times and that's why he's so confident in its success.

The Aladdin portion at the very beginning had me in stitches and gasping for air. Holy shit, that was funny.

Re: Karate Kid, to be fair, college in the 80’s was probably like $50 for all four years.... lol

I was having such a bad day, then along came Dan. His neurotic ramblings make my day so much brighter.

Everyone's talking about the Harry Potter point (nerds, man), when the Back To The Futrue section is probably one of the best OPCD ever did. It pops into my head almost like once a month, driving me to seek out this video time and again, because it's so funny the way Dan shows Doc as being prepared to end both his life and Marty's if the time machine didn't end up working.

In that Back to the Future clip, you can actually see the moment Doc Brown realizes he isn't about to die and everything's gone horribly wrong.

Doc knew the time machine would work, because he'd been visited by Marty 30 years before. Duh.

Still great after all these years. R.I.P. Cracked

Counter Argument: Belle is not just talking to inanimate objects in the castle. Remember the curse? They are humans transformed into household things. Also like to think Belle is somewhat sociable as Gaston has his eye on her & most towns people seem to know her.