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The Schola Progenium is one of the many divisions of the Adeptus Ministorum, the state church of the Imperium of Man. It is responsible for the upbringing, education and training of orphans, predominantly those of officers and nobles who have died in the service of the Imperium, often those who once served in the Astra Militarum or Imperial Navy.
These children are known as the Progena, and most of them will end up serving the Ministorum or in other branches of the Adeptus Terra. Others will go on to become military leaders and special forces troops within the Imperial Guard or Imperial Navy such as elite Tempestus Scions or iron-willed Imperial commissars.

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@seeingseeer5282
@seeingseeer5282 3 жыл бұрын
Ironically the most legendary Schola graduate isn't one who has been molded into a fanatic by the Schola's curriculum but one who survived it while retaining his common sense, humility and true bravery. Of course, I'm talking about the one and only CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
@westernspy3500
@westernspy3500 3 жыл бұрын
CI-CI-CIAPHUS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
@andreykuzmin4355
@andreykuzmin4355 3 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
@siege1289
@siege1289 3 жыл бұрын
Mood Kindred.
@Pwnicus187
@Pwnicus187 3 жыл бұрын
Throne no, now it's stuck in my head 😂
@alannatherson7721
@alannatherson7721 3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for them to cover the luckiest man in the Warhammer 40k universe.
@raycearcher5794
@raycearcher5794 3 жыл бұрын
"Well kid, you're a psyker. You can go to the Schola Progenium, where you will be broken again and again, then rebuilt into a brutal instrument of the Emperor's will. OR, we can send you to the Space Marines for librarian training, where you will be broken again and again, then rebuilt into a brutal instrument of the Emperor's will." "Is there a third choice?" "We basically shovel you into a big brain-furnace that makes space work." "Okay, so do Space Marines get dental?"
@ssboom113344
@ssboom113344 3 жыл бұрын
"no but you do get vision"
@CBRN-115
@CBRN-115 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't know about dental, but you get to spit acid and have two hearts"
@notajalapeno4442
@notajalapeno4442 3 жыл бұрын
yes the organs makw teeth very good
@goldentechmahroop3935
@goldentechmahroop3935 3 жыл бұрын
You also get another lung and you get to be taller
@dukesubterra4683
@dukesubterra4683 3 жыл бұрын
-That guy in Response "YOU DARE! THE ONLY INSURANCE POLICY YOU NEED IS THE EMPEROR!"
@couchpotato5592
@couchpotato5592 3 жыл бұрын
Normal School: FACE THE WALL!!! Schola Progenium: IN THE WALLS!!!
@wombataldebaran9686
@wombataldebaran9686 3 жыл бұрын
Face IN the walls
@ThupaThebra
@ThupaThebra 3 жыл бұрын
Kids that "don't need no education" become another brick in the wall. Literally.
@mainepants
@mainepants 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they became Servitors.
@jakeharris1357
@jakeharris1357 3 жыл бұрын
"We live in a grim dark society.." 10 minute guitar solo
@Orapac-ln5jd
@Orapac-ln5jd 3 жыл бұрын
Turns out Pink Floyd are just a 40k fans
@bladestormviking
@bladestormviking 3 жыл бұрын
@@mainepants that too
@GamerBurgerz
@GamerBurgerz 3 жыл бұрын
The abject cruelty of the Schola Progenium makes sense when you remember the people who wrote it went through the UK's schooling system
@DragonaxFilms
@DragonaxFilms 3 жыл бұрын
22:45 "Commisar stole my kid, can't have shit in the Detroit Segmentum"
@TurockX3
@TurockX3 3 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel See yourself out. Nobody wants you here.
@randumderf9777
@randumderf9777 2 жыл бұрын
What did he even say?
@romanscum5678
@romanscum5678 2 жыл бұрын
@@randumderf9777 Something racist.
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 жыл бұрын
@@romanscum5678 unbelievable.
@commissargeko4029
@commissargeko4029 3 жыл бұрын
Commissar: Ah yes this boy will make an outstanding schola progenium student' Parents: But isn't the schola progenium for orphans? Commissar:(Raises bolt pistol) You would be correct.
@slayeroffurries1115
@slayeroffurries1115 2 жыл бұрын
Commissar: ah yes this boy will make an outstanding schola progenium student' Kid: dies in fucking training
@laughingmask3118
@laughingmask3118 Жыл бұрын
HEY THAT'S MY CHILDHOOD
@laughingmask3118
@laughingmask3118 Жыл бұрын
Yes I'm dead. Don't question it.
@MilloSpiegel
@MilloSpiegel Жыл бұрын
I would not put it above them
@milkinanime7047
@milkinanime7047 9 ай бұрын
Hello brother I'm on the wrong account so my joke doesn't work as well. I too have geko in my main account name.
@ArcturusMinsk
@ArcturusMinsk 3 жыл бұрын
Little Jimmy given a bold pistol and told to kill his best friend. "By the emperor's will!" *Bang!* little Ricky's head explodes. Timmy: "oh, WTF? I thought I was your best friend!"
@LexYeen
@LexYeen 3 жыл бұрын
...What if little Jimmy says the Emperor is his best friend?
@Matej_Sojka
@Matej_Sojka 3 жыл бұрын
@@LexYeen Then the comissars would oooh and awww and say "What a nice thing to say before you die, heretic." and kill him for wanting to harm the Emperor.
@DISTurbedwaffle918
@DISTurbedwaffle918 3 жыл бұрын
"I have been ordered to kill you, my best friend, to prove my loyalty to the Imperium." "It is the Emperor's will, pull the trigger."
@maciejmroran7519
@maciejmroran7519 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy was just an exchange student from Krieg xD
@direfulfilms8916
@direfulfilms8916 2 жыл бұрын
“You are now!” *blows smoke off of the gun*
@DUCKDUDE4100
@DUCKDUDE4100 3 жыл бұрын
"I liked it better when the kids were in the walls..." - Bricky 2021
@nervmeister
@nervmeister 3 жыл бұрын
@lazyc0mmander277
@lazyc0mmander277 3 жыл бұрын
I reallly needed that because holy shit this episode was dark.
@DUCKDUDE4100
@DUCKDUDE4100 2 жыл бұрын
@@nervmeister JUST ANOTHER KID IN THE WALL!
@wisefool722
@wisefool722 3 жыл бұрын
Upper middle class high schoolers: “I GO TO LITERALLY THE WORST SCHOOL EVER!!” Literally the worst school ever: “Welcome to The Schola Progenium.”
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 жыл бұрын
Shame, it was very good 9,037 years ago.
@davidfrancisco3502
@davidfrancisco3502 2 жыл бұрын
You can get laid with a Sororitas student at least. Both Ciaphas Cain and Gregor Eisenhorn lost their virginity at their days as Scholia students.
@damien9683
@damien9683 3 жыл бұрын
*Female Instructor:* You disobedient trash! You want to get up in these walls!? *Horny Student:* (nods furiously) Yes!! *Two Male Instructors:* (watching from a distance) Should we tell him?
@zoopdterdoobdter5743
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 жыл бұрын
Nah. Even if the probable "trauma" turns him gay, he still might have a bright future in the Ecclesiarchy. 😉
@nyx7694
@nyx7694 3 жыл бұрын
@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 ironically, he'd be least likely to engage in diddling
@zoopdterdoobdter5743
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 жыл бұрын
@@nyx7694 I _DID_ put 'trauma' in quotes. 🤭
@amarjo351
@amarjo351 3 жыл бұрын
@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 what is Ecclesiarchy?
@aidanbeesley3221
@aidanbeesley3221 3 жыл бұрын
@@amarjo351 the Religion dudes
@saltystrip8761
@saltystrip8761 3 жыл бұрын
Drill Abbot:It’s 2am time for your forget-me juice! 10yr old child: Who are you???
@zoopdterdoobdter5743
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 жыл бұрын
Drill Abot [washing his junk in the sink]: I was never here.
@lucasbeck1391
@lucasbeck1391 3 жыл бұрын
@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 damn space catholics
@notsae66
@notsae66 3 жыл бұрын
The image of Kurze leading an army of psychopathic children to invade the Schola Progenium is now forever branded in my mind. Thank you.
@vxicepickxv
@vxicepickxv Ай бұрын
Welcome to class. My name is Professor Alpharius.
@andreykuzmin4355
@andreykuzmin4355 3 жыл бұрын
"Mister, I'll make a mood-kindred out of you!" - every drill-abbot at some point.
@TheAmazingRiften
@TheAmazingRiften 3 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh takes over a school and forces a grimdark high school musical to take place. Make it happen lads
@deamonmindgaming2054
@deamonmindgaming2054 3 жыл бұрын
We don't need highschool musical 40k
@nickreynoso1329
@nickreynoso1329 3 жыл бұрын
@@deamonmindgaming2054 we absolutely need it
@supe4701
@supe4701 3 жыл бұрын
But aren’t they minors
@Alexander_the_Greatest
@Alexander_the_Greatest 3 жыл бұрын
@@deamonmindgaming2054 LIES
@erikrungemadsen2081
@erikrungemadsen2081 3 жыл бұрын
BDSM highschool musical 40k, where the kids are turned into instruments, the story of the doomed love between the head cheerleader and Scrumball captain now fleshcrafted into a crying tuba and a screaming trompone.
@Dogmelter42
@Dogmelter42 3 жыл бұрын
The Catachan Commissars: "Macho Man" Randolf Savage and Hurk Hoganicus.
@brosephnoonan223
@brosephnoonan223 3 жыл бұрын
Tempestous Scion Commander Johnlos Cenatica
@bladestormviking
@bladestormviking 3 жыл бұрын
@@brosephnoonan223 his is a "big toy soldier" idn't he???
@brosephnoonan223
@brosephnoonan223 3 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel Yes! He did. However, as a former member of the retinue of Rogue Trader Vincent Macmanus it's difficult to tell if his opinions are his own or simply a strategic act of disinfornation to appease the xenos ego and further trade in-roads for other traders (and himself by extension). Dont get me wrong, relying on such misersble star-slime for trade and production so heavily is a recepe for misforune. They are quite literally INHUMAN, they dont share our values for human life, our moral ethics, and its a WELL established fact the Tau specifically ONLY trade as a means of creating their OWN subversive inroads to whatever planet theyre trading WITH. Theres a reason so many treasonous lords are also caught taking part in inhuman deviancies most profane. I digress though. My point is, Cenatica hasnt been a true soldier in a very long time, and it's rumored he's after a Trade Warrant of his own? It doesnt _at all_ excuse his traitorous diatribes, effectively betraying human decency for a profit. But I dont think he genuinely supports theur government. He's likely just a miserable, greedy has-been in dire need of fast and meaty pay day,.
@MediocrisUrsus
@MediocrisUrsus 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing as we are turning wrestlers into 40k characters, I must say that the voices in the head of one Randall Ortanius which "Cousel him" and "show him things he'll do to you" sound pretty Chaos-y, don't you think. I also suspect that an Astartes who goes by the wall-name Big Show is an Alpha Legionnaire what with the amount of traitor/loyalist turns he is documented to have pulled of. (Seriously check out the lyrics to "Voices" by Jim Johnston if it isn't a textbook example of a chaos cultists thought, I don't know what is)
@bladestormviking
@bladestormviking 3 жыл бұрын
@@MediocrisUrsus well spotted!
@AWACS_Snowblind
@AWACS_Snowblind 3 жыл бұрын
*"Jub jub wants my rub rub."* _-The God-Emperor of Man_
@The_Sludge
@The_Sludge 3 жыл бұрын
That quote caught me off guard.
@savathunthejudge914
@savathunthejudge914 3 жыл бұрын
Man emperor
@Zakvadr1995
@Zakvadr1995 2 жыл бұрын
Someone contact Alfa, I need this spoken in TTS!
@mashlinmumph9958
@mashlinmumph9958 3 жыл бұрын
There are three things that I wake up before noon for. 1. Work 2. Ass 3. Adeptice ridiculous
@NyklausCopernicus
@NyklausCopernicus 3 жыл бұрын
and i'm all outta ass-work wait
@mashlinmumph9958
@mashlinmumph9958 3 жыл бұрын
I shall milk the words you've uttered as if it were please from the emperor himself
@sonarchy5158
@sonarchy5158 2 жыл бұрын
1. Work 2. Ass 3. Adeptice Ridiculous 4. Game of Kill Team 5. Have a meal Or, for short, WAAGH
@sonicsucks20
@sonicsucks20 2 жыл бұрын
You wipe your ass?
@johngun4377
@johngun4377 2 жыл бұрын
@@sonicsucks20 you say that like you don’t...
@steweygrrr
@steweygrrr 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, don't forget that not all Sororitas go to the Battle Sisters. Some get to do fun things like join the Order Famulus where they are sent off to be nannies/concubines/both to people like Planetary Governors while also gently nudging their decision making to be more advantageous to the Ecclesiarchy. Don't get me wrong, they may look after the kids but they are also said kids bodyguards who could snap your neck in 17 different ways if you so much as look at them wrong.
@majormajorasic
@majormajorasic 3 жыл бұрын
The Not!Benne Geserit.
@NonApplicable1983
@NonApplicable1983 3 жыл бұрын
The Famulus are still considered part of the Adepta Sororitas. Some female recruits are also trained as commissars or scions, or as military officers or civic administrators. I’d wager most female recruits are still sent to the Adepta Sororitas, though.
@sonicsucks20
@sonicsucks20 2 жыл бұрын
Thank God robbie g banned the famulus when he returned recently.
@Ballin4Vengeance
@Ballin4Vengeance 2 жыл бұрын
Benne Geserit
@steweygrrr
@steweygrrr 2 жыл бұрын
@yossarian Not many people from the Scholam Progenium end up in the Administratum because the education they receive is almost entirely aimed at preparing them for a military career.
@tigerbomb909
@tigerbomb909 3 жыл бұрын
As an individual who’s last name is “Scola,” this video… hits different.
@lordfelidae4505
@lordfelidae4505 2 жыл бұрын
Tiger bomb scola is one hell of a name.
@matteodebelser1025
@matteodebelser1025 Ай бұрын
bro that's the coolest name
@kishinasura1989
@kishinasura1989 3 жыл бұрын
I can imagine a catachan kid being put in there and just ignoring everyone stealing food and laying traps for people he hates
@polkaking237
@polkaking237 3 жыл бұрын
Or by the one out of all the people in the imperium, somehow by tzeenches plans got a Keriegsman… now that’s a series if they team up with a catchachan will be unstoppable
@kishinasura1989
@kishinasura1989 3 жыл бұрын
@@akumaking1 teacher: as a reward you get to hunt down this disobedient wrench A few hours later every student in that group is dead Other teacher: Catachan? Teacher: Catachan
@polkaking237
@polkaking237 3 жыл бұрын
@@akumaking1 I think more that the Kreigsman is so good they can’t do anything about it that it even scares the teachers. The two however will team up when things about to go down
@kishinasura1989
@kishinasura1989 3 жыл бұрын
@@polkaking237 the catachan going stealth while the Krieger unloads a heavy flamer or melta gun
@kishinasura1989
@kishinasura1989 3 жыл бұрын
@@polkaking237 thank you for this wonderful conversation
@ThejollyFrenchman
@ThejollyFrenchman 3 жыл бұрын
"The orphans were sold as slaves. The attractive ones were sold as concubines." This is the *fun* episode?
@NOGOHIPOO
@NOGOHIPOO 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to 40K bitch.
@MCPANDA44
@MCPANDA44 3 жыл бұрын
@Roast Beef slaanesh does love it when you do get someone's consent for depravity though.
@Xcm-yg1vv
@Xcm-yg1vv 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jeffthemercenary
@jeffthemercenary 2 жыл бұрын
So what about the SOB?
@surimonizarro9791
@surimonizarro9791 2 жыл бұрын
@@MCPANDA44 Really?
@tmanferndo5519
@tmanferndo5519 3 жыл бұрын
Right after bricky mentioned the abots breaking people's spines, I got an add for car accident injury recovery! XD
@nicholasjoseph9062
@nicholasjoseph9062 3 жыл бұрын
Sir! We wish to talk to you about extending your car warranty.
@Sara3346
@Sara3346 3 жыл бұрын
I got an add for craft mac and cheese, which given the happy children on display was actually very disturbing to watch.
@Xandy743
@Xandy743 3 жыл бұрын
*YOU'RE GOING IN THE WALL, BROTHER*
@LilacMage
@LilacMage 3 жыл бұрын
"Why are the bricks human shaped?" -Rogal Dorn.
@JamesWDMellaerts
@JamesWDMellaerts 3 жыл бұрын
CHOOSE WISELY BROTHER, THE WALL OR THE FLAMER BROTHER
@gregfisher4147
@gregfisher4147 2 жыл бұрын
You've got 15 seconds to drink your forget-me juice, or I'm taking your spine and breaking it like a slim Jim, brother
@anderbarongonzalez3356
@anderbarongonzalez3356 3 жыл бұрын
I seem to remember from the Cain novels that good ol' Ciaphas sometimes snuck out to try and have a bit of a tumble with the Sororitas prospects in his formative years, and they even had a scrumball (AKA space rugby, from what obscure references I gathered) team in his Schola... So hey, not 100% grimdark terribleness after all.
@pantherjoseph
@pantherjoseph 3 жыл бұрын
I believe the main part they were taking about that is hell on earth all happens before selection day. Once you’re down the tract you’ve been selected to follow it becomes a lot more chill and more akin to a prep school/university than anime death school.
@PhilosophicallyAmerican
@PhilosophicallyAmerican 3 жыл бұрын
That series was always light on the Imperium's grimdark. They even mention there is a professional sports league. Because athletic people have time for sports apparently.
@erikrungemadsen2081
@erikrungemadsen2081 3 жыл бұрын
Just the average cultural drift in the Imperium, Ciaphases Space Englands has stuff like Tv Shows, tabloid press, sports and horror movies. I guess they lie next to an area where Corpse starch rations and the euthanasia of underperforming manufactoria workers are the norm
@starwarsnerd100
@starwarsnerd100 3 жыл бұрын
IIRC the Cain novel that has him retired and teaching at the Schola mentions that criminals are shipped in and used as target practice for the trainees, so it’s still pretty grim dark.
@anderbarongonzalez3356
@anderbarongonzalez3356 3 жыл бұрын
@@starwarsnerd100 considering options for criminals in 40k, I'd say that counts as a "light sentence". Sure beats torture and getting turned into a servitor or penal legions...
@lovebunny2652
@lovebunny2652 3 жыл бұрын
"This is how legends are made" Legends = psychopathic tools of oppression and war operating outside the normal chain of command.
@SuperRegic
@SuperRegic 3 жыл бұрын
Good ol’ 40k
@bazilisek502
@bazilisek502 3 жыл бұрын
"everything looks normal to me"
@cjhebert94
@cjhebert94 3 жыл бұрын
All I'm seeing is Legends = Legends.
@imperialguardsman8088
@imperialguardsman8088 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but like, everyone else is too so liiiike
@Philshaw02
@Philshaw02 3 жыл бұрын
correct
@kre8or465
@kre8or465 3 жыл бұрын
memes I was expecting: highschool anime memes memes I was NOT expecting: Hulk Hogen.
@LegendaryCollektor
@LegendaryCollektor 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@noregrets3925
@noregrets3925 3 жыл бұрын
The first thing I thought of when he said tempestest scion was “The cold hard ground is cover enough for the tempestest scions”
@supremetarantulasorcerer165
@supremetarantulasorcerer165 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!!
@arky8515
@arky8515 2 жыл бұрын
Tanky innit?
@maynardz03
@maynardz03 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the 40k anime: Each season has 200 main protagonists, because none of them live for more than 5 minutes
@QueenMonoChrome
@QueenMonoChrome 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the Schola or as a certain Aussy calls it "The high school anime of 40K"
@birb125
@birb125 3 жыл бұрын
The good old XXTH
@devildevious2646
@devildevious2646 3 жыл бұрын
Simpkin graduate
@jeffthemercenary
@jeffthemercenary 2 жыл бұрын
Why tho?
@jakeharris1357
@jakeharris1357 3 жыл бұрын
I actually had a Drill Sergeant that was a 40k fan who used to constantly give me shit because I'm an Ork/Imperial Guard fan and he was a Space Wolves fan. Good times
@deathkorpswatchmaster2414
@deathkorpswatchmaster2414 2 жыл бұрын
How'd you find out??
@mechspectre
@mechspectre 3 жыл бұрын
Shy's slideshow is where the real comedy is.
@musabi6259
@musabi6259 3 жыл бұрын
Love how this podcast 1. Does some subjects i don’t look into 2. Very enjoyable 3. I think is generally factually correct
@natzo89
@natzo89 3 жыл бұрын
"...Actually!"
@Hiro1oo1
@Hiro1oo1 3 жыл бұрын
This is a good place to get a feel for what's going on but I think at times some details are a little cloudy, but that ain't bad
@musabi6259
@musabi6259 3 жыл бұрын
I agree but it is fun and most of the time is right I do wish there were more details but it’s a good 40k podcast with in my opinion tho it is the most enjoyable podcast for 40k
@elyrienvalkyr
@elyrienvalkyr 3 жыл бұрын
High level details are usually correct. But he's reading from the wiki half the time...
@Gustav_Kuriga
@Gustav_Kuriga 3 жыл бұрын
Only generally factually correct if looking at surface level stuff, and even then it's iffy.
@elyrienvalkyr
@elyrienvalkyr 3 жыл бұрын
Bricky projecting his love for dark elf and tau wifus is coming along nicely. He may try to hide it, but the weeb in him is strong.
@worf6715
@worf6715 3 жыл бұрын
Strong and immensely delusional.
@simplysage3562
@simplysage3562 3 жыл бұрын
Dk is as subtle as a Bloodthirster of Khorne In a Adeptis Sororitas infirmary while all of them are on their menstrual cycles....
@cryamistellimek9184
@cryamistellimek9184 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, a bloodthirster has a lot of subtly when he wants to. Sometime’s he swings from the left, sometime’s he swings from the right. You can never tell.
@atomcats4545
@atomcats4545 3 жыл бұрын
@@cryamistellimek9184 Dey are jus like gork an' mork, both demons uv khorne an' mork are very gud at be'n kunningly brutal
@johnny13x2
@johnny13x2 3 жыл бұрын
Well that is definitely a good source of iron.
@firefang600
@firefang600 3 жыл бұрын
A bloodthrister of khorne is gonna eat you out like ice cream sandwiches when your red rage begins -leman russ
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion 3 жыл бұрын
@@firefang600 " That is the worst possible thing you could have said. Thank you. "
@durlacosmin4026
@durlacosmin4026 3 жыл бұрын
You can exactly point where the fact that Shy is a Ravens fan becomes apparent
@NicolasMayr-xe9cd
@NicolasMayr-xe9cd 3 жыл бұрын
Say it with me now: Celestine Declassified: Schola Survival Guide Seriously imagine a Schola show with the students pulling wacky pranks on their teachers like putting tacks on their chairs, bees in their desk, and then the students get shot because of it. Timmy get shoved in his locker then the other students forgot about him and he’s just dead.
@cjstanky
@cjstanky Жыл бұрын
The teacher gets Timmy out of the locker and then has him hunted for sport for being a liability
@jacobvardy
@jacobvardy Жыл бұрын
With live action cartoonish violence as in the Deadpool films.
@siege1289
@siege1289 3 жыл бұрын
Pax Romana means Roman Peace, and was a period of about 200 years where the Roman Empire had bountiful growth and peace. I reckon Pax Imperial/Imperialis/Imperium is Imperial Peace, or the idealized state of the Imperium.
@starwarsnerd100
@starwarsnerd100 3 жыл бұрын
From context it sounds like their equivalent of a Hail Mary
@bigboynow7936
@bigboynow7936 2 жыл бұрын
@@starwarsnerd100 yeah it is the imperium's version of a Hail Mary except there's an entire prayer and they have to recite it like a billion times
@ladywaffle2210
@ladywaffle2210 Жыл бұрын
Except the Pax Romana was achieved via ruthless military conquest. Can't leave that out.
@461Dragonman
@461Dragonman 3 жыл бұрын
Another week where Bricky the Coward refuses to correct his mistakes with a World Eaters episode.
@lovebunny2652
@lovebunny2652 3 жыл бұрын
Yo is your pfp the president from Metal Wolf Chaos? Dood that game is _fun_
@jakejutras5420
@jakejutras5420 3 жыл бұрын
Michael!!!!!!!
@declanmugford987
@declanmugford987 3 жыл бұрын
What was this mistake
@AAhmou
@AAhmou 3 жыл бұрын
Italian Word bearers and their religion.
@461Dragonman
@461Dragonman 3 жыл бұрын
@@lovebunny2652 Damn right!
@crysisrevelation6132
@crysisrevelation6132 3 жыл бұрын
You showed sexy callidus assassins in leather. That’s an automatic like.
@OmGiTZElectric
@OmGiTZElectric 3 жыл бұрын
The emperor probably sitting on throne like "wtf is this school doing?"
@zoopdterdoobdter5743
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 жыл бұрын
30:38 Probably a lot of kiddie diddling, but, occasionally, what _literally every_ highschool depicted in anime *needs.*
@mobiuscoreindustries
@mobiuscoreindustries 3 жыл бұрын
I think big E would not find too many issues with the trials themselves. After all he did not object to the same practices for the Astartes. However I think he would find issues in the many instances where training requires to expressly kill other functioning recruits. Because shooting a dissident on a Wednesday is fun but having 2 functional fully trained commissars and bowing one off to certify the other is literally wasting training and resources. Most recruits even those that fail would still make exceptional administrators of imperial guard soldiers, so i think the emperor would at least advised for bruising but not killing.
@MattManDX1
@MattManDX1 3 жыл бұрын
Guilliman is probably contemplating giving it a complete overhaul once he's done putting out all the current fires in the galaxy
@bobesponja3702
@bobesponja3702 2 жыл бұрын
@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 a bunch of students killing/fukin each other? -shut up Alexei you gonna get us all killed!
@IAmTanker
@IAmTanker 3 жыл бұрын
Ah the Schola Progenium, I remember those times. I also remember being scared shitless by the drill abbot.
@alexanderthegreat6682
@alexanderthegreat6682 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they taught you better than to state the obvious there, Commissar.
@mr.potato2223
@mr.potato2223 3 жыл бұрын
desert
@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866
@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 Жыл бұрын
A Commissar of your nature is very interesting. You may just make an excellent addition to my gallery...
@IAmTanker
@IAmTanker Жыл бұрын
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 OH GOD N-
@ShaedyPlays
@ShaedyPlays 3 жыл бұрын
"There's not 40 books, I'm being hyperbolic" *Me determined to read the Horus Heresy and just having finished Fulgrim crying in a corner*
@justcomentary7788
@justcomentary7788 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, fun fact, i am currently playing a Warhammer 40k Pen and Paper game with a group and i actually wanted to do a flashback of the Sister of Battle in the group, where she remembers her youth and then we play a oneshot during her time in the Schola Progenium, actually with the secret love/b-movie-/anime-drama stuff with the drill abbot as the main enemy. So while writing the story up for that i noticed this episode and it's a godsent ...
@fcomolineiro7596
@fcomolineiro7596 2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me that someone was found sneaking by the drill Abbot and he says "I was just practicing my sneaking sadly it seems that you prove a greater challenge to me, _this_ day"
@michaelhall4222
@michaelhall4222 3 жыл бұрын
The way the adeptus scholar organisation sounds, they must already be tainted by chaos
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 3 жыл бұрын
There is a real argument to be made that the Emperor became the fifth Chaos god. So, appropriate.
@lazyc0mmander277
@lazyc0mmander277 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bluecho4 He's Khorne. (It's not canon but he's obviously Khorne)
@lonewanderer1328
@lonewanderer1328 3 жыл бұрын
@@lazyc0mmander277 Death, not War. "Die for the Emperor so you'll be by his side."
@lazyc0mmander277
@lazyc0mmander277 3 жыл бұрын
@@lonewanderer1328 ...You do realise death is what happens a whole lot during a war right? Heck the whole Empire is for fighting and endless war for absolute purity. Did you mean conflict instead of war because that would make more sense. Even then, considering Khorne seems to only like war because of the deaths that happen...
@lonewanderer1328
@lonewanderer1328 3 жыл бұрын
@@lazyc0mmander277 Sacrifcial death. Not blood and skulls like Khorne. Not wonton massacre or meaningless carnage. One of Khorne's greatest champions, Azariah Kyras, described the blood shed as meaningless blood shed for it's own sake.
@robertstrong6798
@robertstrong6798 3 жыл бұрын
Cain educates Krieg Guardsmen on the benefits of running away 🏃‍♂️
@savathunthejudge914
@savathunthejudge914 3 жыл бұрын
Caiphis Cain?
@westernstealth873
@westernstealth873 2 жыл бұрын
@@savathunthejudge914 HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
@giuseppe9653
@giuseppe9653 2 жыл бұрын
Running away? What kind of heresy is this!?
@fcomolineiro7596
@fcomolineiro7596 2 жыл бұрын
@@giuseppe9653 he means moving to a better position, he says it like that, just to fuck around Whit the chaos folks
@ArtificialDragon
@ArtificialDragon 3 жыл бұрын
These guys make the Spartan 2 program from Halo look like saints in comparison XD
@CoolSs
@CoolSs 3 жыл бұрын
*DK get mixed up and think the tyranids was eating Guardsmen* How dare you . Tempestus Scions is chad Guardsmen -Bricky , the tyranids episode .
@brianvanmaanen1897
@brianvanmaanen1897 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't he think it was a scout spacemarine?
@CoolSs
@CoolSs 3 жыл бұрын
@@brianvanmaanen1897 I don't think it was scout spacemarine . because Bricky did point out it was Tempestus Scions . if i remember . the model had a beret . but i am not knowledgeable in term of 40k lore (more of surface level enjoyer) , so i don't really know .
@juwebles4352
@juwebles4352 3 жыл бұрын
He thought it was an ultramarine not a guardsman cause blue
@supremetarantulasorcerer165
@supremetarantulasorcerer165 3 жыл бұрын
@@CoolSs no it was a tempestus scion
@ericlim3609
@ericlim3609 3 жыл бұрын
great now every time i hear a space marine say "brother" it will be with the voice of hulk hogan
@TheLanceUppercut
@TheLanceUppercut 3 жыл бұрын
It wasn't before?
@sirgaz8699
@sirgaz8699 3 жыл бұрын
"They don't want to waste good talent" 10 minutes earlier "live fire exercise with a 70% mortality rate" 1 minute earlier "as part of commissar training they have to kill the another commissar in training" I think not. Edit: a few minutes later "a battle royal where only one or two individuals live" Edit 2: as far as 40k lore goes I don't care for all the ridiculous trials be it Grey Knight, Astartes or the Scholar.
@PhilosophicallyAmerican
@PhilosophicallyAmerican 3 жыл бұрын
Administratum Adept: Man, we need more Guardsmen to fight Chaos and Xenos. Where can we find them? Other Adept: Have we considered not murdering half of our elites in training?
@archduck1903
@archduck1903 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican Admin: If you a better way to prepare guardsmen for the horrors of the Galaxy while being blindingly obedient, I'd like to hear it.....*loads bolt pistol*
@archduck1903
@archduck1903 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican then how are they supposed to learn how to shoot cowardly guardsmen who run away?
@juandougnac8826
@juandougnac8826 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican But if they did that it wouldn't be as grimdark, and therefore it'd stop being 40k :O
@PhilosophicallyAmerican
@PhilosophicallyAmerican 3 жыл бұрын
@@juandougnac8826 I think you can do grimdark without being nonsensical. Just load the "best-friend-killing bolter" with blanks. If they don't pull the trigger, the real one comes out.
@unwillfullyignorant7805
@unwillfullyignorant7805 3 жыл бұрын
Neat, time to do absolutely nothing for 60 minutes, forget, go play a game, then come back after half an hour to see the premiere is almost done.
@meccevil321
@meccevil321 3 жыл бұрын
"All Sisters Shall Go To School Barefoot!"
@zoopdterdoobdter5743
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 жыл бұрын
>The galaxy erupts in labored mouth-breathing. 😬
@giuseppe9653
@giuseppe9653 3 жыл бұрын
I assure you it is the emperors will
@TheMCcreepermen
@TheMCcreepermen 3 жыл бұрын
The screaming gallery a hallway made out of screaming faces which is inside a fortress made out of people.
@HoryWan
@HoryWan 3 жыл бұрын
In his latest video about th Alpha Legion, MajorKill made some hints to a collaboration. Make it happen! Oculus Imperia is cool as well! :D
@cabellones
@cabellones 3 жыл бұрын
baldemort is a good one too
@fraserwatson1723
@fraserwatson1723 3 жыл бұрын
thatd be cool, still wanting that luetin collab first tho
@erikrungemadsen2081
@erikrungemadsen2081 3 жыл бұрын
I could get behind a Baldermort or a Luetin collab, I would be skipping out on MajorKill.
@xaldorsnotgrimdark5972
@xaldorsnotgrimdark5972 3 жыл бұрын
Last Time I was this early, Magnus did turly nothing wrong
@mashlinmumph9958
@mashlinmumph9958 3 жыл бұрын
His dad sucks dude, have you ever met him?
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 3 жыл бұрын
@@mashlinmumph9958 eh, he's a good person if you're wearing gold.
@kenshy10
@kenshy10 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes before magnus was born.
@luisvilca4467
@luisvilca4467 3 жыл бұрын
Magnus killed Malcador so he is guilty of everything
@tabris2746
@tabris2746 3 жыл бұрын
Well kitten has his soul
@hoopchristine5202
@hoopchristine5202 3 жыл бұрын
You guys (and gal) make a lot of references to Emperor Text-to-Speech. What do you think about doing a collaboration with Bruva Alfabusa, or maybe StringStorm? That would be just fucking epic
@hoopchristine5202
@hoopchristine5202 3 жыл бұрын
Or what about working with other 40K community people, animators, youtubers, etc like SODAZ, the dude who made Astartes, Rimmy Downunder, gLuetin, etc?
@jamieenoshima5147
@jamieenoshima5147 3 жыл бұрын
I love TTS but after reading Promethean Sun and *VULKAN LIVES!* I hate there depiction of Vulkan. It's hilarious and funny, and the Ghost of Ferrus Manus is a big part of Vulkan Lives book. But TTS never mentions how dark Vulkans character went through in these two books. What Curze done to him and his fight with the Eldar. Bricky knows because he referenced the infamous scene where Curze was trying to prove Vulkan was a monster like him and ended up creating a scenario where the Night Lords massacred humans, and Vulkan burnt an Eldar child alive to his trauma and regret. Would love a colab and DK to watch it but after the Vulkan/Salamander episode pls. We gotta see that other side of Vulkan before we appreciate. *THE BIG WAAAAGH POSSESED VULKAN YAH FLASHY GIT!*
@dalekrenegade2596
@dalekrenegade2596 3 жыл бұрын
Or make an appearance on another exciting episode of WARHAMS!!!
@constantinekorkousky3363
@constantinekorkousky3363 2 жыл бұрын
:(
@RocRolDis
@RocRolDis 3 жыл бұрын
This is where Warhammer 40k goes from absurdism parody to “whatever, edge lord”
@brosephnoonan223
@brosephnoonan223 3 жыл бұрын
"Parody" GW doesnt treat it like a parody, that undertone went out the window a very long time ago.
@LtSprinkulz
@LtSprinkulz 3 жыл бұрын
It's not Halo, bud. The 8 year olds of 40k aren't gonna be ready for the horrors of the galaxy by being taught Greek history.
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder Жыл бұрын
@@LtSprinkulz Given the obscene amount chaos must be fed by some of this. I think Greek history would do them good. For that matter, a thorough education about their enemies would probably both reduce casualties, and increase enemy losses.
@PatienceKiss
@PatienceKiss 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the Night Lords and the Schola Progenium both appreciate the aesthetic of cementing live humans into a wall.
@DurandulTycho
@DurandulTycho 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Schola Progenium, the anime high school of 40k.
@marcuskylemarcuskyle222
@marcuskylemarcuskyle222 3 жыл бұрын
Pink Floyd wrote their song The wall after escaping Scola Progenium. Another kid in the wall indeed.
@sebastianc6892
@sebastianc6892 3 жыл бұрын
22:30 Commissar-“I’m taking this child to the Schola Progenium” Parents- “Wait isn’t that school exclusively for orphans?” Commissar- “Yes” *grabs bolter*
@nicholascerillo4000
@nicholascerillo4000 3 жыл бұрын
I find it hilarious that the posters they’re selling are just badass-waifu pinups despite Bricky’s discomfort towards all things anime . Also now I want to see hulk hogans face photoshopped onto an Astartes shouting “BROTHERRRRRRRRRR!”
@Electru522
@Electru522 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god, that ending. I couldn't breathe for a moment.
@PharosofLight
@PharosofLight 3 жыл бұрын
"They just take kids with potential" is also how the Jedi did things, funny enough. There's a line from a book that's like the guidelines for the Jedi and it says "The presence of the force in the child is the child's consent to be taken". Anyways, great episode but I'm really getting burnt out on Imperium stuff after a 5-episode-long series on the fall of cadia. How about some more Xenos stuff for a while? Genestealer Cults, Harlequins, Craftworlds (I'm pretty sure you haven't actually done craftworlds and their whole thing, right?), Ynnari (which really should come after Craftworlds and harlequins).
@lazyc0mmander277
@lazyc0mmander277 3 жыл бұрын
I mean Jedi weren't known to murder the parents who objected though. Seems more like a sith thing.
@gryphonbotha1880
@gryphonbotha1880 Жыл бұрын
How odd. I remember it being the case that Jedi wouldn't take a child unless the parents agreed. Now Sith, on the other hand...
@archmagosdeciuskronen1501
@archmagosdeciuskronen1501 3 жыл бұрын
Macho Man is just Skarbrand's Mortal disguise change my mind.
@aguspuig6615
@aguspuig6615 3 жыл бұрын
that stormtrooper be looking THICC
@darkoblivionmaster
@darkoblivionmaster 3 жыл бұрын
There are a few things I look forward to every week: Saturdays for D&D night, Fridays because end of the work week, and now Wednesdays because of the new Adeptus Ridiculous episode!
@mcnaughe
@mcnaughe 3 жыл бұрын
This is definitely the "Hans, are we the baddies?" episode
@mcnaughe
@mcnaughe 3 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel Uh......no
@mcnaughe
@mcnaughe 3 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel Please explain why real life examples of child abuse are necessary for your enjoyment of Warhammer 40K. I'm very curious to here your reasoning.
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS 3 жыл бұрын
Of all the ways this could've ended, multiple minutes of Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage impressions wasn't what I expected
@schellingerhout
@schellingerhout 3 жыл бұрын
anime highschool if run by the goblins from goblin slayer is a good one
@zoopdterdoobdter5743
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 жыл бұрын
Where every character from every anime with a highschool arc should be sent...
@pkhitch1117
@pkhitch1117 3 жыл бұрын
I love Drill Abbot Hulk Hogan is amazing and it deserves to be merch and an animation.
@bootlegcrusader1773
@bootlegcrusader1773 3 жыл бұрын
“ I liked it better when the kids were in the walls” best quote of all time
@aprettycoolguardsman572
@aprettycoolguardsman572 3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a commissar enter and ask us what usually do to destress from all the training and we responded scrabble. one guy then asked what he does to destress and the commissar just shot him
@dragonturtle2703
@dragonturtle2703 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, if they produce officers for the navy, wouldn’t they also for the army? Also, not everyone is sacrificed to the emperor or becomes an inquisitor. Generally only those too weak, insane, lacking in control over their abilities, or other things that make them useless liabilities are sacrificed. They can also become astropaths, battle psykers for the guard, and recruits for space marines librarians and grey knights. You guys should probably do one on psykers and psyker training at some point.
@cjstanky
@cjstanky Жыл бұрын
Probably but i imagine that being a naval officer if 40k is probably more involved and needing someone whose been through a higher degree of specialization vs the army where a Scola kid headed that way is probably just going to be trained as a Commisar
@dragonturtle2703
@dragonturtle2703 Жыл бұрын
@@cjstanky good point.
@sqocks8254
@sqocks8254 3 жыл бұрын
17:15 Glad to see that Shy is aware of this lovely anime.
@mikebangar2812
@mikebangar2812 3 жыл бұрын
"I liked it better when the kids were in the walls"
@Tounushi
@Tounushi 3 жыл бұрын
*Slice* of life high school episode. Nice boat. I see what you did there.
@jnewmanguy2806
@jnewmanguy2806 2 жыл бұрын
Just coming in to say thank you guys for making the lore feel so much more accessible, while giving enough info to not just be memes . I just got into WH40k LAST WEEK, and I can't wait to start painting minis someday
@TycoonTitian01
@TycoonTitian01 2 жыл бұрын
They’ve got your back” is so much better with the context
@zerokidd21
@zerokidd21 3 жыл бұрын
Oh-yeah brother I can't wait for the next episode. "The cream always rises to the top."
@Razzrazz90
@Razzrazz90 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard DK name drop Iron Sheik AND finished off with a “Too Sweet!” I knew for certain he was a legit wrestling fan. There’s a weird but interesting overlap between 40K and Wrestling fans and I dig it
@uria3679
@uria3679 3 жыл бұрын
The Schola Progenium = Fort Polk if it had competent management
@justletmeuseyoutube213
@justletmeuseyoutube213 3 жыл бұрын
I get that reference
@elewis7254
@elewis7254 11 ай бұрын
Came for the grimdark lore breakdown, stayed for 40k wrestlemania.
@icewolf9067
@icewolf9067 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see how the Emperor would reacts to this place in TTS.
@oniwahoo719
@oniwahoo719 3 жыл бұрын
"In the Warhammer universe you need to be subtle" that's pretty funny
@alexanderthegreat6682
@alexanderthegreat6682 3 жыл бұрын
Waagh.
@Yangager
@Yangager 3 жыл бұрын
1:50 Brikky, DK is about as subtle as a, well, a brick. I'll see myself out.
@seanpeacock4290
@seanpeacock4290 2 жыл бұрын
What part of 40k is subtle? Even their assassins are over the top
@kanarokan6060
@kanarokan6060 3 жыл бұрын
Preps for shy for making me pay attention to her funny editing more than i pay attention to my own classes.
@fritz8393
@fritz8393 3 жыл бұрын
"You dont know gow to properly reload a rifle in 2 seconds at the age of 10?" meanwhile Cadians are fielddstripping lasguns at age 6
@admiralglenn2323
@admiralglenn2323 3 жыл бұрын
I am genuinely angry that my notifications didn’t tell me that you’d made another podcast. Weird, apparently it unsubscribed me.
@JimothyTheGreen
@JimothyTheGreen 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to read a story about someone growing up in the Scholar Progenium. It would probably be awesome.
@allenpoe17
@allenpoe17 2 жыл бұрын
YES! Would be a HELL of a read!
@jacobvardy
@jacobvardy Жыл бұрын
A re-write of 'Tom Brown's School Days '. It's the ancestor of most boarding school narratives. You'd not even need to increase the abuse much to fit it to the Imperium.
@NoTimeAllTime
@NoTimeAllTime Жыл бұрын
Cain: Schola Years
@CamelotGaming
@CamelotGaming 3 жыл бұрын
The Macho Man jokes by the end have me in TEARS
@asprowlfuller
@asprowlfuller 3 жыл бұрын
28:39 "impudence" is the word you're looking for.
@Jiffedup
@Jiffedup 3 жыл бұрын
The Ciaphas Cain books offer a decent look at the schola progenium. In almost ever book there usually an inner monologue where he mentions part of his time in one particularly when his regiment meets up with the Talarins and an old commissar "friend" of his brings up memories. And one of the last books he is a teacher in a smaller schola specifically for commissarial cadets. So we get a decent look at them though through the kinder if more scared eyes of Cain.
@demicus
@demicus 3 жыл бұрын
I feel retarded. It's taken THIS MANY Adeptus Ridiculous videos before I realized that this is the same Bricky that did a bunch of other 40k videos that I love. My brain has clearly gone on vacation.
@zombiemanjosh
@zombiemanjosh 3 жыл бұрын
Dope! This is my number 2 most wanted topic. So..... Salamanders when?
@crepvsculo
@crepvsculo 3 жыл бұрын
Alpha Legion ft. Majorkill pls make it happen
@trojaner98
@trojaner98 3 жыл бұрын
This one was pure GOLD BROTHER!!!! Uuuuuh Yeaaaaaaa!
@dariusrose9909
@dariusrose9909 3 жыл бұрын
Man I wish being in Army Cadets as a kid was like this!!
@lewiscain-mcaliece1805
@lewiscain-mcaliece1805 3 жыл бұрын
*Masochist*
@ptwfrynzie
@ptwfrynzie 3 жыл бұрын
idk if you guys know but the hulkster has a tattoo of popeye's "i am that i am" that totally looks like it says jam that jam, could be fitting for 40k
@veroernox3907
@veroernox3907 3 жыл бұрын
That ending is the best thing that has ever happened
@doublestarships646
@doublestarships646 3 жыл бұрын
I remember during middle school I was able to read a book within a day. The first book I did this with was Resident Evil lmao.
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