John Pork and Damien had some personal beef back in the day and Damien still hasn't forgotten about it

"The Queen is more or less immortal at this point" 😐😐😐 That aged well...

The *just a tad longer than usual* pauses and silences with Robin are making me feel so eerie, oh my god

*You are alone in the woods camping when suddenly you hear loud crashing footsteps, you turn around and see the beast known as siren head. It knees down in front of you and leans in. Suddenly, it stops, and it starts blasting a rickroll before fleeing off to rickroll other campers.*

Funny to see "immortal queen" memes after she died

DAM THE INTRO OF JOHN PORK GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

They picked Hiroshima because they wanted to pick the cities that fit the requirements of being close to military bases and would also have the most traumatic impact emotionally on Japan. They were going to go for Kyoto but the reason they ultimately decided against it was because they wanted to keep the option to be able to reconcile with Japan after the war, and destroying the cultural center of Japan would make any friendly future with Japan impossible

18:00 I really appreciate Damien's attempt to pronounce a Dutch name, and I guess, with the noises he knows, that would be the most logical way to say it. But if you want to know how you actually pronounce it (as best as I can describe some sounds. The "van" part would be pretty hard, but I think I can make it pretty close to the actual pronounciation) would be: Ahn-tony vahn Lay-wen-hook

Honestly, I know this is completely unrelated but...THE EMKAY BACKGROUND SOUNDTRACK IS AMAZING. just listen to it while you're watching. The team did great ✌

The "who gave sid a phone" guy looks like a FUCKING SKYRIM CHARACTER when you mess the eyes up super bad

Not even a second and into The video and I’ve already gotten jump scared😭

"The queen will never die." Well that aged terribly.

2:52 didn't age well

1:06 It was a pretty big city with lots of citizens, perfect place to show Japan that you weren't kidding when you said "You will be destroyed"

25:31 you know it’s bad when something is so cursed it causes Robin to start glitching

The one about the dancing bees was hilarious.

22:26 I somehow convinced myself when I was very young that shampoo tightens your scalp, and conditioner loosens it. So whenever I’d accidentally put conditioner in first, I was absolutely horrified at the fact that ‘my hair was gonna fall out from my scalp being too loose’.

1:06 “Why did they pick Hiroshima” Hiroshima had two factories that manufactured bombs and torpedoes for the imperial air force and navy. The intent was to drop Little Boy at a place between the two factories and destroy them both.

14:09 I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH ITS A TOP TIER CLASIC

2:55 ...oh no

31:06 WELL THAT AGED LIKE FINE OH FINE MILK

Nah, the fear acronym stands for: F- Focus Sash E- Endeavor A- Quick Attack R- Rattata (iykyk)

17:51 Oh! I love microbiology in a very autistic way and the mention of Leeuwenhoek made me like, really excited :D

Wait.. walking fast means that you’re not happy? *Sonic is the most unhappy and fastet hedgehog*

The “whats that new game, minecraft dungeons?” Got me so… jeez im old

17:52 As someone who speaks Dutch, that pronunciation was a war crime

22:16 A stupid reason I have a scar is I (for no reason that they could tell after being told what they were) developed strange hives on my arms, which was what made it even stranger as it was EXCLUSIVE to my arms and it wasn't itchy or bothering me in any capacity. So because of that they had to take an entire sample chunk of one from my arm to analyze what they were so I could get it properly treated, and despite having the hole in my arm stitched up (which wasn't at all big) its still noticeable since it was a circular portion they took out. But yeah that's something that happened to me it was relatively uneventful and all it ended up doing in the long run as giving me a strange scar on my arm

The thing where you do the thing with your hands on your chest is called crossing your heart

Woke up this morning still half asleep, and got on this video and THE FIRST THING I SEE AND HEAR IS THE FRICKEN JHON PORK. Nearly killed me.

Truly a great way to end my night😌

Bruh john pork almost give me a heart attack

Frickin John Pork jumpscared me in the intro 😅

Whoever edits these makes Damien 10x better than he already is

1:07 Hiroshima was chosen because by that point it was one of the few large cities still intact or undamaged by earlier firebombing raids. There were also several major military sites in/around the area, including a communications center, Army headquarters, weapons factories, and an active port. Hiroshima's topography made it the better target as well as the city sat in a valley which could concentrate the blast and shockwaves.

yay my fav channel to get flashbanged by 😄

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were chosen because they actually had military infrastructure in and around them. Also virtually unbombed compared to other major cities at the time.

2:48 that aged *perfectly*

2:53 well that aged well

1:11 it was one of the only cities without an allied POW camp.

31:54 also can confirm and is the reason why we have oranje dag. also at 34:41 you pernounced it correctly

2:50 aged like milk lmao

Arrested Development clip let’s goooooo

Ok but the "One wife two wife, dead wife new wife" Made Me laugh

22:16 I was getting out of bed once, and my feet were tangled up in the blankets. I tripped, fell, and cut my lip on the corner of my nightstand. If you look closely, you can see a little bump on my lower lip where it healed.

13:09 cracking me up more than my carpal tunnel hand

28:35 for me it's drug resistance. Stage 3 cancer and they ended up giving me the maximum recommended dosage or even above it at times, i was part of the drug testing for the drug Brentuximab Vedotin and i was one of the highest in terms of dosages (they told me at least i was getting the second highest dosage in the entire program), I've woken up during surgery and once failed the first attempt at anesthesia requiring a second dose, first time taking anything stronger then tylenol I was given large vicodins (80mg or 100mg if i remember right) and took more then the daily max amount prescribed in the space of 90 minutes and ended up calling the doctor because it didnt take away the pain, make me sick, make me high, or have any effect on me whatsoever (and that was at age 15) and i'm the same way with most meds needing the larger doses of everything. I'm not much of a drinker but I'm similar with alcohol and require a fair amount to get drunk and i rarely get hangovers (I can only remember 3 times and 1 was the day after my 21st birthday and another was my first night in Vegas, both didnt last long) and even when i do drink people cant really tell if i've even been drinking, even when I'm pretty blasted.

Omg minecraft dungeons wasn't released when this was recorded!? But we have legends now! Omg this recording is old!

THAT THUMBANIL THOOOO!!!!!

"grandma can get rickrolled in the reading language" Damien. Please. It's Sign Language.

John pork is my 13th reason I swear

the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were chosen for 4 reasons. they both had military factories and because the emperor liked those cities. they could not have bombed Tokyo because the emperor might have been there and he was needed, Hiroshima was targeted because it had a lot of people starving and dying (so the U.S put them out of their misery in less than a blink of a eye) and Nagasaki had a small population for its size, it could have fit 5 million more.

Unlike the Queen Tf2 was given Uber from medic

2:49 Oh no… Also 7:48 hehe

i felt that one with the iron deficiency

31:02 the guy swith the nintendo shirt is plainrock124 he does a lot of board smashing vids where he destroys things like ps5 so thats why the comment was made

37:45 I forgot what melanin was and thought it was some kind of drug for a second and I almost went to look it up.

I CLAIM THIS COMMENT SECTION FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

5:41 ITS TOGA ITS TOGA ITS TOGA ITS TOGS ITS TOGA

22:15 i didn't want to ask a guy to move slightly to the left so I could get to class and instead jumped off a locker and onto the corner of a brick barrier with my stomach. Went to maths after clutching my side and let nobody know but the one guy who must've heard. Wasn't bleeding so much that I thought it was worth leaving 10 minutes in once the adrenaline ran out but I now have a permanent reminder to just ask people when you need the to do something cut all the way up the side of my stomach looking like I've been shanked with a big ol' machete. It WAS however bleeding and I WAS in a lot of pain. It was though a hoodie or something but it's still a bad idea.

Both locations for atomic bombings were chosen for their strategic location and military installations and factories and a relatively small city to minimize civilian casualties

Holy crap. @11:41 Bear Grylls really did look like Benadryl Slumberpatch.

2:43 Hey God, I've never been to church

31:14 up until her death the queen was actually an admiral of nebraska. the more you know

2:48 Oh nooo, the queen died. *looks at TF2* Ahhhh crap.

3:31 Accidentally paused the video and saw the computer glitched.

in the last one l swear l heard "totally worth it"

Nah I just started the video to John pork then i went to Robin's part and it the title lines up so well💀💀💀

He said " I hope you're having a good Wednesday " I am watching this on a Wednesday Guys I'm scared, he is becoming too powerful

ENGINEER! I NEED A DISPENSER OVER HERE!

The reason Hiroshima and Nagasaki were picked was because the other major cities such as Tokyo had already been mostly destroyed and they needed a city that was still standing to show of the nukes power.

“Imagine if teeth itched” …they don’t? D: i think i have to make a call to my dentist

Dr Seuss 😂😂😂

1:06 the reson Hiroshimawas choes was 1 it had no alied prirsnors of war 2it was largly untoched by bombing raids 3 the citys size and layout were perfect for testing the nuke.

Gasp, I love John pork

2:42 why did you need to choose children mr. Editor

RIP the pet fish

That's the Sign of the Cross

2:58 oh god... oh no... oh god...

Awesome

14:42 Because Rolf from Ed Edd n Eddy is funny man

30:30 finally, someone understands me.

12:18, they do, but only when foods are stuck between them

Omg John Pork is here!

2:39 I have just confessed SO THY ARGUMENT IS NOT A REASON FOR MY FRET

Teeth do itch. Nails on a chalkboard, biting tinfoil, for me, it’s the idea of a dry wash rag in my mouth… That sensation is your teeth itching. As in [someone scrapes a brick across a steel cooking grill] “man that sound make my teeth itch”.

27:50 me kaktus AAAAAHHHHHGGHH

The thumbnail lol

0:39 dont bring mcdonalds into this.

9:03 was not expecting a multporn cameo, but I entirely understand where that guy was coming from, the moral questionability of whoever uploads that shit is large.

2:57 Weeeeell that age well didn't it 😂😂 EDIT: spelling lol

2:50, this aged like milk, din't it? Welp, I guess both had something in common They were fricken memeable asf

11:08 on a serious note that thing is fucking beautiful and I need it

I saw the scren on the vodeo with the sid and the acids in my body shot up my nose

Ducky duck for the win

51:46 okay but no one can steal my stuff, and could I use a lead lined grabber to handle cash? Do weighted gloves count towards the half a ton?

45:59 holy shit is sans

31:14 Press X to doubt

2:55 oh god.

for the first pic in the vid all i can think of is who took wildcats mask off

1:07 I’m pretty sure they picked it because it was a major cultural hub in Japan at the time