Just remember. If you see that the name "unavailable" is unavailable, somebody had to make the ultimate sacrifice and name themselves "unavailable" while the name was still available

You know, self defense is just a legal version of he started it

I didn't realize it was a hour long and i got so confused when Damien turned into Robin

1:03:19 the fraction symbol is also known as a division symbol, so sometimes calculators will show it as a fraction when dividing, so there is a button on the calculator you have to press to get the actual number/decimal. It only happens when the answer isn't a whole number.

Actually, technically egg isn't the most popular form of child to eat. It's the most popular form of period to eat. It wouldn't be a child unless it's fertilized. And fun fact, that's considered a delicacy in Southern Asia called balut.

(36:39) there actually is a disorder that lets you see sounds. It's called synesthesia and it crosses your senses, hence the seeing sounds or tasting colors. There are a lot of different forms of it, and it's an interesting thing to look into.

when i was young i cheated on a test by using a practice test that was handed to us a couple of days in advance to practice ofc i didnt practice so i just kept the practice test in my bag and looked at it when the teacher wasnt looking. i got 100 and the teacher was surprised he asked me how i did so good and i told him something along the lines of the practice test you handed out really helped

10:06 Gotta love the fact that the workers at Nintendo spent time and effort into making one image not in the manual just to send to someone.

49:52 I remember reading an article somewhere where a guy was sued for racism, but he got off because he could prove that he was an asshole to everyone equally. So, the argument literally holds up in court...

16:12 funny story...when my son got his hearing device and was running around just checking everything out and we're all yelling his name trying to get his attention chasing him around and at one point it hit me... We're just making noises, he has no concept of a name or that this sound we're making is supposed to get his attention.... we're just making sounds. I'll never forget that day. I felt so smart and stupid at the same time.

11:51 the least spoken languages are 3. Sign language 2. Morse Code 1. Braille

“Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.” Also if you stick them deep inside you you’ll scream and choke.

Yes it’s technicallythetruth

"but you're in the livingroom" Literally a plot point of a vampire book series I've read 😂

53:15 What has 4 letters. Sometimes has 9 letters. Never has 5 letters.

“Nice name!” “Thanks! I got it for my birthday!” “Really? I got mine for Christmas.” Jesus?

It's all so beautiful together

7:03 as someone who is Irish I’d say yes, mashed potatoes are Irish guacamole

I never laugh at these. I laugh internally obviously, but I usually only crack a smile while listening to these videos. But at 24:28 I lost my sh!t so hard I choked on my drink. You made me have a real, genuine laugh for the first time in can't remember when. I am still laughing and I got tears in my eyes. What the ever loving feck.

My man made his whole language at 1:01

Man, that Toy Story thing of "if a toy died, the others would watch the kid play with the corpse" thing annoys me. The only dead toy is a completely destroyed toy. How are they supposed to "die" otherwise? They aren't living things, so they don't age or get sick. I mean, let's remember in the first one that Sid's weird experiments and his sister's headless dolls were still moving around.

i love these types of videos, but not hearing the normal intro makes my heart speed up about 200% 😰😰

7:32 I CANT💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Ngl, I secretly love it when Robin blows his top and gets pissed off. He says what everyone (well, ME at least) is thinking. Discovering there’s a playlist by narrators… best.day.ever. Hehehe

this is only technically the truth since there's more episodes to come

2:00 the game here is Ghost 1.0 This was done as a Kickstarter goal, I believe, and you get an achievement for doing it. After "I'm getting sick of you." is displayed, the game CLOSES ITSELF to your desktop.

THE KRONK ONE AT THE START. IM LITERALLY GOING TO PASS AWAY RIGHT NOW. IM CRYING. REAL TEARS.

I’m glad that teacher at the beginning was actually nice about it and gave him a good grade because usually on those little tests or exams the kid does something smart and they give a bad grade

1:28-fun fact,blobfish doesn't look like this in their natural habitat,this form is a disfigured corpses of a fish whose tissues got EXPLODED due to rapid pressure change from surfacing.

4:00 "So you have chosen death" *Ignites lightsaber*

Man,at 11:45 when "Who volunteers" was said,I impulsively shot my hand up and starting crying.

Me: What do you call wise? Literally nobody: what? Me: otherwise.

2:34 I'm honestly not surprised Quackity would tweet something like that lmao

Based off the way quackity normally acts that is something he would die on

"you can't buy an unused mirror" Unless it was made by someone blind

Technically, every Disney villain has a similar body count. I mean, they usually only have one body.

Toy Story is actually more morbid than that. You can see in Sid's house that's the toys are clearly imortal. Whatever happens to them, they will continue living as the pieces that are left over.

16:56 the thing is: the German translation for "anti baby pills" literally is "antibabypillen"

1:14 IT TOOK ME 3 MONTHS TO GET IT

24:05 tellin the boys the time i succeeded

Hey guys, what if the first person who built the T-Rex fossil in a museum got lazy while placing the arms and was like "Eh screw it, have small arms and hands."

Damien and Robin are taking turns voicing stuff, like a chess match which makes Lexi a judge

24:34 I mean a houseplant is stupid too. if you don't water them they turn pale too!

Being a teacher for social studies is teaching your students to replace you

Y'know, at first, it didn't register that it was Damien narrating the first part. Damien is the only true narrator in my mind. His laugh is precious, and I miss him.

Funny story time- get out ya popcorn, lads. A man was in his restroom, when he heard a knocking sound on the closed restroom door. He was obviously home alone, so he thought someone broke in. He calls the police, and they enter his house and go to the bathroom door. The man hears the knocking stop, then a couple seconds later the door opens. (Yes, he was already done with his business). The officer looks him dead in the eye, then holds up the man's roomba. "We caught the dirtbag, wait here as we sweep the house for more." And that was a real story, my nameless comrades reading this. My father, who is a Firefighter, told me this story. Now, off I go to make more people laugh-

On the fungi one, if you're quick enough, you technically CAN eat all fungi twice.

21:36 that’s an ice cream cake, a baker couldn’t have made that

2:33 the fact that quackity tweeted that makes me feel all emotions at once and i don’t know what to do about it

Quackity: baby’s don’t pay taxes Me: small kids don’t pay taxes either

4:12 i can relate, except im on for 24 hours a day

17:04 Fun Fact: Alpharad made this tweet while he was drunk because of a drinking game he played with a friend. Every time his Ness amibo 3 stocked one of his fans, they would have to take a swig of quite a strong alcoholic beverage.

i love how you can hear Damien's mouse clicking to start/stop the recording for almost every clip

That buffalo sentence actually wasn't grammatically correct. He forgot to put a comma after "buffalo."

13:42 I’ve never met anyone who’s breathed water, I mean…I think he meant drinking water but breathing water will kill you so r/technicllythetruth

I once was in class and my teacher is like,”Let's get together and think!” She had us write a solution to something on a sticky note. I had the most idiotic idea ever and put down,” Kill the person, bulldoze the house, and clean up the mess.” She called me out in the hall.

"Whales have existed for at least one year" *instant click* *me dying of laughter*

8:49 "I didn't sign up for Yoga" "That's too bad" *snaps bone*

I miss Damien. His laughter is wholesome and hilarious 😂😂

I still remember my grandfathers last words before he kicked the bucket. He said “how far do u think I can kick this bucket”

0:14 I love the fact that the teacher gave them an extra two points (at least I think that's what the +2 means) and left the comment "very clever" there as well. That teacher deserves the Teacher of the Year or something to that matter.

Bro that outlet 😫🤌

"The world's fastest growing plant is the giant water lily, which grows almost a foot a day." "Lily pads can't grow feet." He said, almost a foot!

Some people are like slinkies, they have no real purpose... but it makes you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs...

1:49 yeah can’t be that hard to explain :]

33:22 actually it's the speed of light squared, but I think anyone reading it will probably get the idea either way

2:45 Only saying 4 words, “GET ON THE GROUND”

Technically scissors are two knives so if someone were holding one scissors and both hands they would be quadruple wielding

1:37 thats me with the reunion isle

54:09 Me, a Polish person: "I am multiple parallel universes ahead of you."

That's all of r/technicallythetruth!

I just love how at the beginning, you can hear all the clicks from switching from 1 meme to the next from damien's end

Damien's laugh makes me smile

20:31. No i think i like not having salmonella.

If you think about it, all of technicallythetruth is just normal technicallythetruth.

State your Name, Profession and Reason! "The Doctor, Doctor, Fun"

5:00 *THE LEGENDARY MOMENT OF EMKAY NOT GETTING THE JOKE. 1 IN 12 QUADRILLION*

51:33 I’m like a slice of life movie, I don’t have an alarm/theme song, I get woken up by the sheer noise of my parents throwing my door open and sister screaming to prepare me for the hell that is college

"Seems like a terrible show" still laughs at a joke from the show. Probably not knowing it's from the show.

2:34 I mean Quackity isn’t wrong though… let’s be fair.

The dedication someone had to name themselves unavailable is through the roof

5:58 - My dad, full stop.

2:38 the crossover everyone has waited for

6:20 fun fact: planes can land without an engine

3:28 *roblox doors seek theme starts*

Technically, we’re all dying. Technically, we only have two minutes to live but when we breathe it resets the timer.

At 25:32 he turned into an Australian on his 5 vb of the day

35:46 "I get it" No comrad, we get it.

47:24 Because R2-D2 would’ve said “beep beep boop bop boop boop bop”

Damien’s laugh is me laughing at myself after seeing my old videos

57:43 Man: You can't touch me here. I'm in a living room. Death: I came to get you, not the room. Man: Oh, crap!

What if cigarette companies were secretly just sea turtles that don’t want to deal with pollution anymore

2:35 never thought I would see a streamer I watch in an Emkay video but here we are, especially wasn't expecting it to be r/technicallythetruth.

0:14 i love the fact that the teacher put “pluse 2” as in he got extra credit lol

Fun fact: everything on this video is technically the truth just like this fun fact

19:27 Robin has the perfect Joey impression.

I am sending an official document to Mount Everest to let it know I challenge it to see who can fly higher.

5:06 think about it real hard

41:41 If you get your doggo taxidermized then the spirit/ghost of the doggo can possess the stuffed version of them and you can have your doggo back!

1:07:04 I get that the test thing is probably just a joke setup, but those questions are incredibly random to appear right next to each other.