For anyone not in the know, the image at 0:27 was an enforceable law in the UK, particularly around Halloween, where kids would buy up eggs and flour to do what you think young teens not given sweets would do. Make a cake. Can't have competition if you make it illegal to make their own sweet goods
@malthe2369 ай бұрын
ok
@draalttom8448 ай бұрын
That the deal na? Here qe say candies or a curse, thats the curse, here they prefer explosives
@Jivvi7 ай бұрын
So there's no trick or treat anymore, just treat or nothing.
@draalttom8447 ай бұрын
@@Jivvi eggs as a trick? Youre that bad at it?
@plasticwrapcharlie7 ай бұрын
@@draalttom844what would you suggest?
@cheech79009 ай бұрын
The 3 sea shells is a reference to a scene in Demolition Man, staring Sly Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock from 1993.
@TheCelestialLegend9 ай бұрын
Thank you~ was looking for an explanation
@taicollins23039 ай бұрын
THANK YOU KIND STRANGER
@ahegaototthot77129 ай бұрын
Thank you for explaining! I figured it was just a joke because of Shell gas stations
@ragedrake24036 ай бұрын
I was getting ready to say something I'm glad somebody else knows this. Awesome movie
@groknet6 ай бұрын
It’s actually a tribute to Asimov’s foundation series. Not sure which book though, might be robots of dawn. Interesting that so few people think it’s from the film. It’s already an easter egg in the film.
@AhNee9 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about the bird who stole a tank? Know someone whose dad's name was Hank...and he stole a tank when he was in the Marines, after repairing it, ran it out of gas in the middle of the desert, and just left it there. To his dying day, he hated peeling potatoes---he got a LOT of PK duty.
@Hershewed4 ай бұрын
I’m sorry but this has me cackling, Hank sounded like a kickass dude 😂
@AhNee4 ай бұрын
@@Hershewed He could be...or scary as hell!
@Leethepiggypro2 ай бұрын
Thought this was some kind of poem at first
@RlyehRamon9 ай бұрын
7:27 The sea shells are a reference to Demolition Man.
Im autistic, so maybe i just dont get it, but i think why a flea would tell aliens that most earthlings are smaller, is because most earthlings are bacteria and other micro organisms.
@M.C.C_Mellypope3 ай бұрын
I don’t get it much either (except I ain’t got any disorder if I’m correct), but I honestly thought that it was that the flea wanted to watch them suffer and said that they’re smaller as a lie-
@darkamora51236 күн бұрын
You got it right, the vast majority of residents on Earth, By number of individuals, are micro-organisms. A bucket of water has more microbes in it than there are people on the planet.
@GAZ-TRX9 ай бұрын
Robin doesn't know how to use the three sea shells lol 🤣
@heypikachu2769 ай бұрын
Seashells joke really did go right over his head. It was a great reference too!
@fishnugget36729 ай бұрын
then hwats the joke?!
@DSoSJohnH9 ай бұрын
@@fishnugget3672 Yeah, I'm not getting it either, and I feel like I should :| .... nvm, found another comment below that explained it... Still don't get it, since I haven't watched the movie Demolition Man
@everybody_awful9 ай бұрын
@@DSoSJohnHIn themovie Demolition man, they also joke about those who don't understand what the shells are for... 💩🤔🐚
@zemorph429 ай бұрын
I have watched the movie. I liked it.
@ViridianFlow9 ай бұрын
@@fishnugget3672Old movie reference. Big dumb shooty shoot guy is woken up in the future to catch a criminal they're not equipped for because they've forgotten how violence works or something ridiculous. He doesn't know how to use the bathroom because the toilet just has 3 seashells instead of paper and everyone in the movie is confused why he doesn't know how to use the seashells. 18:50 references the same thing
@brockbracken3189 ай бұрын
Ironic how r/funny is rarely ever actually funny.
@CourierCat-29 ай бұрын
yes... thats the subreddit's purpose...
@AzureTheEnbyCat9 ай бұрын
r/wooosh
@RG746OG9 ай бұрын
Jack and Robin kind of make it funny
@coner479 ай бұрын
No way bro😮
@StoryTheSilly9 ай бұрын
yea
@shady84799 ай бұрын
Dean tells Sam, "Driver picks the music..." etc, that in Supernatural, didnt know it got onto a sticker. That pond decoration is bloody scary😮😂
@JadeTheProtogen19 ай бұрын
29:46 if you think about it from a different perspective... it's wholesome... because he's calling them all his favourite son. Meaning when they see he called them all his favourite they'll know that he loves them all equally... with his entire being. Times 5.
@FreshestCool6 ай бұрын
5 love = 5 dad. This is how cloning works.
@hiddendesire30769 ай бұрын
0:29 They do. Neighbor’s kids stockpiled eggs since mid-October. They egged a teacher’s house.
@josequins90999 ай бұрын
Who the hell can afford to stockpile eggs just to waste them?
@uuuh_ok19 ай бұрын
@@josequins9099 idiots
@trypotherapy74784 ай бұрын
@@josequins9099 Kids with access to their parents' credit cards.
@ViridianFlow7 ай бұрын
21:20, in a survival situation the fat guy has more life sustaining calories. The body builder has more protein (and if you're into that, I guess would be "tastier"), but you can survive longer on the fat guy. Cats don't care about the good meats, they just want enough energy to get up at 3am and run a quick 400m parkour loop around any open rooms in the house. If you're eating people in a not life or death survival situation, please report directly to your local police station.
@TEH_BEST_RAB7 ай бұрын
NO, DONT JUDGE MY HOBBIES
@GopnikSupreme218 ай бұрын
26:41 That Uno Reverse and the gun was personal
@sammyhull37379 ай бұрын
im never letting robin cook me a steak after hearing what he said @21:07 Boy needs lessons in marbleing
@tacticallemon75189 ай бұрын
Marbling is the fat “mixed” into the meat fat (like how it is in the comic) would just be a slab, the shit you trim off a brisket
@JessTheAwtter7 ай бұрын
Poutine is french fries, cheese, curds, and gravy 29:39
@thegamingjelly17199 ай бұрын
22:33 This is genius though, because by which toothbrush is hidden, she'll know which little shit spilled and didn't clean it up
@thegoldencrystal96779 ай бұрын
Every time I see a couch from the 70s, I can't help but remember my great uncle's ex wife, who my mom said always dressed like a 70s couch. Apparently she would blend in with them.
@AzureTheEnbyCat9 ай бұрын
00:02 such a distinguished gentleman
@Nexiusthecore9 ай бұрын
Agreed
@AzureTheEnbyCat9 ай бұрын
@@Nexiusthecore i say we hand him an award for his gentleman-ness
@ThinkingCrimson5 ай бұрын
@@AzureTheEnbyCat yes, hes quite the gentleman.
@1309westernmaryland9 ай бұрын
35:03 That ain’t Wednesday mate thats thursday with a lowercase t
@Bjornson779 ай бұрын
Fun fact: In Norse myth, Hela is Loki's daughter.
@thelunchlady82769 ай бұрын
Wow, that IS fun!
@davesaylor78297 ай бұрын
Yes. She's also half corpse. The Aesir were so disgusted by her that they banished her from all from all realms; making her the first inhabitant and ruler of Hel, the land of inglorious death. Basically, unless you die in battle, this is where you would go to wait for Ragnarok. At which point you become a member of her undead army and fight against the "champions" of Valhalla. Don't let that intimidate you though; they've all been killed in combat before, and they'll be vastly outnumbered.
@Bjornson777 ай бұрын
@@davesaylor7829 Yes, but you forgot to mention that life in Hel was actually not that bad. There'd be feasts, and revelry while you wait for your impending doom.
@davesaylor78297 ай бұрын
@@Bjornson77 That makes sense. It's not a place of punishment, like Christian Hell. It's just a place to go when you die if you're not welcome in Vallhalla. Which just means you didn't die in battle.
@AcAbook4 ай бұрын
Not to mention the fact that Loki is also not Thor’s brother
@fivepainbbles9 ай бұрын
02:08:40 I never thought I’d ever hear Robin doing a carl wheezer impression in my lifr
@davidwestlake60479 ай бұрын
Anyone who goes out with the eggsalad girl needs to put a ring on it. She's a keeper
@demonmurasame7339 ай бұрын
20:07 Yup, literally had the smell in my nose and I am not a smoker. Thanks brain!
@Jack_Walten328 ай бұрын
25:30: Plot twist, *It has a cane like hook on the end*
@bananakittycat54776 ай бұрын
the fact that i’ve watched this 28:40 multiple times and i would still think that it meant you were actually supposed to squeeze the garlic.
@J140788 ай бұрын
2:12 THOSE 3 CATS LOOK *EXACTLY* LIKE MY THREE CATS WHAT IS GOING ON
@derp6064 ай бұрын
breeds
@thesidewaysa3 ай бұрын
different kinds of Breeds
@davidlaymanpiano9 ай бұрын
“Slutty brownies“ is a risky Google search…
@VitaTheMerm4 ай бұрын
Why? I look that up all time
@Dafurrydisolver4 ай бұрын
True
@LemmingOfEvil6 ай бұрын
Ha! He doesn't know how to use the Three Seashells!
@Barakon8 ай бұрын
8:48 his dad blond though so it fits the pea chart.
@Barakon8 ай бұрын
5:20 meat coffee is a piece of meat marinated in black coffee. It’s black so it can still be kosher.
@countryjohn41377 ай бұрын
34:27 has me laughing so hard and I don't know why. Is my humour broken or did someone else laugh at this harder than they should?
@NafrytiNosferatu8 ай бұрын
13:54 Battlestar Galactica
@Ramsey276one9 ай бұрын
3:40 "I *LOVE* my job. He even volunteered!" XD
@TormentDaProtogen9 ай бұрын
5:29 I think anyone who plays any of the Horizon games knows exactly what this is leading to
@df1ned9 ай бұрын
Yep... Nothing could possibly go wrong with this, right?
@cryskingwiththetankfromMSpaint5 ай бұрын
yep :) Whale shushy!
@MazochistaRozsas9 ай бұрын
4:58 I'm Hungarian and I've never heard anyone joke about Scotland wtf. The only country I can think of that we joke about is Romania.
@user-vt5qg7hj1m9 ай бұрын
I guess we're even then (I'm romanian) Although I would have thought our self deprecating humour outweighed the xenophobia...hm
@yahyayazgi4 ай бұрын
i am turkish and suprised by the fact that we don't make fun of mostly in any countury would have expected atleast greece but nope!
@racesmith30755 ай бұрын
3 shells in the bathroom - watch judge dread with Bullock and Stallone. He couldn't figure it out either 😂
@darkamora51236 күн бұрын
Demolition Man. Stallone, Bullock, Snipes, Leary.
@katelyncapistrano77269 ай бұрын
Hey genuine question. How long do you usually make vids to post per day or twice a day? But still I find your vids very entertaining :3
@cataza97679 ай бұрын
Stop with the “:3”
@SpectacleSpark9 ай бұрын
@@cataza9767 :3
@BreadBot_9 ай бұрын
@@cataza9767ok :3
@Chronostra9 ай бұрын
@@cataza9767:3
@73pennce9 ай бұрын
@@cataza9767 :3
@GandhiTheDerg9 ай бұрын
5:30 Everyone who played Horizon:Zero Dawn knows why this is a bad idea
@shwahgamer4 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@justboardwithlife99478 ай бұрын
1:18:54 i now have a idea for my 20th birthday cake
@Sir_Pentious32344 ай бұрын
NO-
@justboardwithlife99472 ай бұрын
@@Sir_Pentious3234yes, I got one more year to get through
@BlueSkyGaming7327 ай бұрын
8:37 why is Hell wearing fishnet stockings??
@Tuxed0Panda6 ай бұрын
1:19:53 i know, i'm stupid, but that water fountain is literally one letter in the alphabet from spelling "Emkay"
@trystankitty53938 ай бұрын
17:12 they had to out the pink piece somewhere
@DaxSudo6 ай бұрын
11:37 thats HeMan
@goldfishchromee9 ай бұрын
2:15:21 Reminds me of a certain robot structure from a certain game where it rains while playing as a small slimy feline...
@Nexiusthecore9 ай бұрын
5:37 suddenly an oven
@bigfootadmirer86276 ай бұрын
33:34 after a solid 3 minutes of laughter I realized it’s a scanner not a actual gun
@Pink-Lemons6 ай бұрын
29:23 So, poutine is fries, with gravy and cheese and it’s amazing
@DollyBoy_19235 ай бұрын
Popular in Quebec. Can confirm it is delicious.
@msotmivan3817 ай бұрын
2:25:00 it is as follows (brackets are always first) quadration exponentiation/root subtraction multliplication/division addition/subtraction after that it is from left to right so in this case it is 2+1 (=3)
@Selnathorn4 ай бұрын
And it's even easier to visualize when you turn the devision and the result of the brackets into fractions as you multiply both numerators and both denominators together
@mrlox95769 ай бұрын
33:24 His first thought was "oh god, starbucks staff are robbing customers at gun point now" lol 🤣 I know the economy has been doing it tough in recent years, but damn. 🤣
@Nexiusthecore9 ай бұрын
4:36 well that escalated quickly
@cielgaming44354 ай бұрын
As a someone who is french and lives in Canada. I'm worried about you Jack. 29:29
@JinkxItUp9 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised to see the eggs over 18 sign in the UK at some point. Not only do kids egg houses, there was a time not too long ago where they were egging busses... While they were in the middle of their route with passengers on. They were throwing the eggs straight at the windshield. Where I used to live (Hull in Yorkshire), there was a section of the bus route where busses wouldn't go for a while. Annoying the street right outside my old house.
@draalttom8448 ай бұрын
Its in the uk
@surge21xx9 ай бұрын
24:42 is a Squid Game reference
@JoobyMcGee9 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@AlexxitheVoidboi8 ай бұрын
Thank you, I scrolled so far to get an explanation!
@myounakami7 ай бұрын
23:44 Sorry, but that is indeed a pizza you can find in in Italy because I've seen the exact same thing when I went to a pizzeria in Naples; it's called a Pizza Americana and consists of hot dog slices, french fries, ketchup, and mayo on cooked pizza dough.
@chrishale74804 ай бұрын
They have a really jacked up idea of how we like our pizza. We’re weird but not that weird.
@jessevancooney69638 ай бұрын
29:02 man on the left either switches partners every year, or she can't decide on the right wig
@OLBICHL8 ай бұрын
1:55:35 as a survivor of my childhood trauma where flesh fused with metal, all I can say is... be very careful and very afraid (best just stick your butt out while zippin'em up... that was the life lesson I learned that day)
@galomendo6 ай бұрын
new fear unlocked: (also, what happened to ur... uhm)
@OLBICHL6 ай бұрын
@@galomendo survived... all good, I only have this involuntary jerking that makes the distance of flesh and metal larger when the zip is going up... a remnant of the traumatic experience memorized in areas outside my self's capabilities >....
@galomendo6 ай бұрын
@@OLBICHL geez. hope ur dooing good!
@itzumetric9 ай бұрын
19:12 "PIVOT!!!"
@nobody.important9714 ай бұрын
Lmao, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells. Joke brought to you by "Demolition man"
@Virtualblueart4 ай бұрын
5:26 military robot that can use biomass as fuel? So Horizon Zero Dawn's plot is becoming reality. Thats just great.
@shawnlespar54959 ай бұрын
man I fell for that link trap like a dear in headlight 🤣🤣
@TheHungarianMan9 ай бұрын
01:00:55 There IS a Transformers with balls.... It's an Upgrade kit for Revenge of the Fallen Studio Series Devastator, that includes a pair of demolition balls that can be hanged from the crotch area of the figure to recreate a scene from the movie.
@amr2002amrTM9 ай бұрын
6:15 he like that one Jacksucksatlife photo of him in a pool frfr
@Roman_Adrian7 ай бұрын
I always called the bishop, "Grover" lol
@silverk30469 ай бұрын
1:00:18 THEY SAID THE THING thats from Supernatural.
@emilymicchels77028 ай бұрын
56:06 bro what was that moan💀💀
@Ang3ll0vin7 ай бұрын
56:03 actually
@Ramsey276one9 ай бұрын
5:07 checking restaurant samples...
@war_fish4 ай бұрын
fun fact: dual gpu's dont really work anymore, they used to make a dual gpu adaptor but not anymore, its just too much of a hassle and it causes too much performance loss for the secondary gpu
@incompatible_with_life9 ай бұрын
9:28 windows 98 car
@scootergirl48179 ай бұрын
16:19 just imagine the squeaking when he moves…
@DemonousNight23 күн бұрын
You cant just drop a warrior cat reference like that, it knocked the wind out of me LMAO
@Sonic.exe_uwu6666 ай бұрын
21:00 I NOW KNOW THE GHOSTBUSTER PHONE NUMBER
@NikkiTheOtter8 ай бұрын
Ok, so that truck one...My dad built a garage specifically to fit his truck. Got it certified, permitted, built and wired, all the way to the roof underlayer...and then realized that the garage door was 2 feet too short to clear the roof. So we had to cut off the roof and lift it 2 feet.
@ThatOneCubingIdiot-rw3uy9 ай бұрын
2:24:54 pemdas or bodmas so in that case the brackets first then division then you multiply it all by 3 so the answer is 9 as multiplication/division only in a question you read left to right
@silverwurm22 күн бұрын
3:34 plot twist, you weren’t HIS best friend
@moonrain61847 ай бұрын
That looks Ike my grandma’s bathroom 18:53
@meatman799 ай бұрын
1:00:15 I see Supernatural everywhere I go.
@vasama38 ай бұрын
I’m so happy someone else got the reference!!
@Nexiusthecore9 ай бұрын
4:16 how do how does
@lifesyphon116 күн бұрын
1:32 Bigfoot bait is wild!! 😭 Do they know what else they’re gonna attract? Large predators.
@ImScourg32 ай бұрын
5:25 The next thing scientists discover is hell, I'm calling it.
@1291401639 ай бұрын
1:58:21 caught me off guard! 😂
@theslaya15768 ай бұрын
7:13 i dont get it either
@Dieselworks1239 ай бұрын
13:48 is it just me or can anyone else hear the devil from the cuphead show in that spider 😂
@brohoof406923 күн бұрын
A whole 2 hour video with my two favorite narrators? Sweet!
@shelliblossom89539 ай бұрын
i once saw a car with 12 cat stickers like on 1:07:05
@Theo_x9 ай бұрын
r/funny
@iupitar2 ай бұрын
24:05 i love how everyone took the “post no signs” sign literally
@LunaTheBeast-lf1lyАй бұрын
That dude with male-pattern baldness is gonna be a UNICORN!
@NathanAlexHart8 ай бұрын
I love the readers. Lexi is like listening to a sitcom, Robin is like listening to stand up. Both are great.
@lenajk20048 ай бұрын
but what about Jack?
@NathanAlexHart8 ай бұрын
I am a fool and heard Jack but did not know it was him.@@lenajk2004
@LimezzGGs9 ай бұрын
Love your content it always makes my day it makes me laugh ever time (except for the angry or sad sub Reddit’s) but I love your videos. Cool vids and also first not to brag
@Jivvi3 ай бұрын
I think the joke at 4:56 is that most countries joke about their neighbours, just Italy jokes about themselves.
@lilykmit38546 ай бұрын
8:30 omg that comic is just too cute!!!
@mikukurisaki3413Ай бұрын
"You heard of 'K-9.' Now get ready for 'Kit-10!'"
@mikeplaysgamez70952 ай бұрын
1:31:05 ive never heard robin laugh so much before 😭😭
@Unuseddata20219 ай бұрын
4:03 hank didn't steal no ordinary tank!that is a Soviet T-34! 75mm main gun and almost no tanks could pen its amor! It was in the movie T-34!
@sylvie-chantrainer18429 ай бұрын
I have the unicorn from that bone octopus's makers! They're basically all 'this is what happens when necromancers get Creative while Bored.'
@meinm35759 ай бұрын
22:48 - The Holy Grail omg xD
@Shivablade8 ай бұрын
1:31:05 the result when someone takes the FB meme seriously of "you have to name him the last thing you ate"
@HellishSpawn4 ай бұрын
robin is such a joykiller lmao
@mysticallions41285 ай бұрын
I love how he called Erling Haaland "greenshirt" 34:07