AN HOUR OF R/SH*TPOSTING

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2 ай бұрын

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An hour of the top posts from r/Sh*tposting on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
Narrators:
/ @itsboobin
/ @jaymick
/ @thelexikitty
/ @damienlee
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@YoylecakeJ 2 ай бұрын

Shitposting is probably the most nonsensical and funniest part of the internet and nothing will change my opinion on this.

@大 2 ай бұрын

i own you

@StrawberryMoo-qc7ci 2 ай бұрын

Yes

@Chloe_Pup 2 ай бұрын

True

@soloanima1 2 ай бұрын

I own you

@FatYoshi619 2 ай бұрын

Í øwň ýöů

@Scarbonara_ 2 ай бұрын

"I'm fillet cheese steak 😭" Such inspiring but painful words 😭

@Scarbonara_ 2 ай бұрын

I can't edit this for some reason, but the Omori one actually killed me 💀

@DINGD0NG... 2 ай бұрын

@@Scarbonara_ youtube gods said "No"

@Scarbonara_ 2 ай бұрын

@@DINGD0NG... Truly 💀

@Multiocular_O7 Ай бұрын

I'm fRENCH I'm fiNGER LICKING GOOD I'm fISH

@MikeyTV10 2 ай бұрын

Sillyism: The rare mental belief that the world is just one large S**tpost and you must act as silly as possible.

@Azrael_66666 2 ай бұрын

so that's why I never take anything fully seriously

@happybatty5142 2 ай бұрын

the despair is never ending, yet I remain silly

@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia Ай бұрын

Syllyism: religion created by Max Fosh

@AverageConsumer-uj8sm Ай бұрын

@@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia thank you Miss Encyclopedia for correcting this horrendous slight. I'm a former sillyist myself and I still agree with its ideals even if I'm not willing to pretend to drive a bus.

@Shadow_vr-gtag0 Ай бұрын

This is my life

@MrCommentGod 2 ай бұрын

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 56:45

@大 2 ай бұрын

bro think he the comment god

@EpicNoobz8194 2 ай бұрын

Funi

@funnyfish1982 2 ай бұрын

Funnier than you

@MrCommentGod 2 ай бұрын

You’re correct I’m not the comment. God *I’m MrCommentGod*

@ohhi687itsme8 2 ай бұрын

We need more people like you in our society

@BigFan23472 2 ай бұрын

🎶🎵 I HAVE YOUR IP 🎵🎶 🎶🎵 YOUR HOME ADRESS TOO 🎵🎶 🎶🎵 YOUR GOVERNMENT FILES SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU🎵🎶

@concrete_eater524 2 ай бұрын

VINCENT CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

@Stellarskarma Ай бұрын

😭 everyone thinks I'm bad

@BahBahBoie 2 ай бұрын

4:24 sex 2 will be adding a survival mode, along with some bug fixes, and a new area to explore.

@r2w-z9o Ай бұрын

survival mode was just sex 1 in the 800's

@sp4c1ng_0ut8 Ай бұрын

Looking forward to sex 3 when they implement that new combat mechanic

@ilikotsagareishvili9364 Ай бұрын

@@sp4c1ng_0ut8 WHO ARE WE GONNA FIGHT?

@sp4c1ng_0ut8 Ай бұрын

@@ilikotsagareishvili9364 3 words Dick fight island

@shaunburchett5428 Ай бұрын

@@ilikotsagareishvili9364instead of a race its a battle royale

@SoappEaterr 2 ай бұрын

12:48 The fact I didn't even realize it was Omori at first hurts my soul, I failed the hundreds I spent on merch... but also, I couldn't even see the screen and just recognized the text from the original post so maybe I'm safe idk lol

@re-LOCK 2 ай бұрын

omorbi... i love omorbi...

@goldstargloww 2 ай бұрын

i saw this and was immediately like wAIT. oMORI

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

I OMORRRR

@A_Person9900 2 ай бұрын

“I was 12, you were 15” “I’m now 16, but you’re *DEAD*”

@airam1721 2 ай бұрын

I OMOR

@modlich_303 2 ай бұрын

INTO IS BACK!!! INTO IS BACKKKK!!!!!!! CLASIC OG EmKey !!

@Steve7711WT 2 ай бұрын

This was posted 6 months ago

@Steve7711WT 2 ай бұрын

Wait I was lying but it might actually be, these are just reposts

@FairFeline 2 ай бұрын

God I missed it

@Retro_Lightning 2 ай бұрын

It's only the OG intro since it's a compliation so it's got videos from ages ago, I do miss the original intro though

@maximumeffort1006 2 ай бұрын

@@Steve7711WTSpreading misinformation are we?

@f1zzy._xoxo 2 ай бұрын

12:49 OMORI MENTIONED

@A_Random_Dev 2 ай бұрын

i love that the translate button turns it into MUDER MENTIONED, it makes it even more amazing

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

MURDER MENTIONED LMAOOOOO BUT YES OMORIIIII

@Basil_NotaWatermelon 3 күн бұрын

omori brainrot!!!

@FunkyStuff01 20 сағат бұрын

ompri

@kyson-gl3nk 2 ай бұрын

8:25 I play a game that celebrates lunar new year, and the devs basically pretend that the game is its own country, thus making me, a depressed white guy, eligible to celebrate lunar new year

@edwardjennings6021 23 күн бұрын

Lemme guess. Genshin?

@Molo_da_boi 2 ай бұрын

2:59 hey don’t bully him, he’s a dust bunny and he wants to sleep in the dust pan

@thegreatandterrible4508 2 ай бұрын

Kratos is in Greek Mythology. He works for Zeus and has wings.

@lucienmoolman8017 2 ай бұрын

Isn't his name Cratus or something like that?

@thegreatandterrible4508 2 ай бұрын

@@lucienmoolman8017 It's not originally in the Roman alphabet, so it's been transliterated a few different ways, including both of those spellings.

@concrete_eater524 2 ай бұрын

maybe, but he isnt the god of war in greek mythology. that award goes to ares

@thegreatandterrible4508 2 ай бұрын

@@concrete_eater524 There are a lot of war gods. But, yes, Kratos is the personification of physical strength.

@concrete_eater524 2 ай бұрын

@@thegreatandterrible4508 correct, i wasnt disagreeing with you (not saying you said that)

@sketchiscribblr8285 2 ай бұрын

25:10 technically, there *was* a Kratos in greek myth. Son of Pallas, a titan, and Styx, the river in the underworld, Kratos is the personification of strength, just as his sister Nike was the personification of victory. he and his siblings each personify a concept.

@ilikecatsandtos2 2 ай бұрын

12:52 so glad an omori reference got into an emkay video.

@sunnyfromthehitindiegameOMORI 2 ай бұрын

12:51 Don't worry guys, she was born on a leap year

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

Best username everrr

@d4n737 2 ай бұрын

31:12 Robin the type of guy who takes any chance to loudly announce "By the way, I did NOT see the Godfather. I know, I know, and I'm not planning on seeing it" Like who tf does that

@sp4c1ng_0ut8 Ай бұрын

Peter Griffin moment

@jellymelly4082 2 ай бұрын

12:50 OMORI REFERNECE?!?!?!?!!

@phoenixsenju8984 2 ай бұрын

Yes, there’s quite literally no other way to interpret it

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

I OMORRRRR

@lucienmoolman8017 2 ай бұрын

6:56 did she try to have a "got you" moment here or is she genuinely that naive in thinking the government didn't have him in their database before?

@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 2 ай бұрын

Knowing these Qultists, it was probably a asinine attempt at a 'gotcha' moment.

@adriananthos6203 2 ай бұрын

5:12 Robin... You'll... You'll ROLL with it?

@Atakashi_Blazen 2 ай бұрын

I got quite the Shockwave when seeing an omori meme lol 12:55 Edit:oof, english is not my strong suit

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

OMORI FANS FOUND

@boofy1347 21 күн бұрын

that hit me like a flashbang

@大 2 ай бұрын

the bots 💀

@funnyfish1982 2 ай бұрын

What bots?

@MrCommentGod 2 ай бұрын

You just hate to see it

@StrawberryMoo-qc7ci 2 ай бұрын

Yes

@45Gunner556 2 ай бұрын

True lmao

@antiodergaming6976 Ай бұрын

@@MrCommentGod is this a pun on the username of the comment!?!?!!

@LusindaBlu.3 2 ай бұрын

First post “sing” idk what that could mean but ok? Anyway here’s a crepe recipe: Custard: Mix a little more than 1/2 cup sugar with 2 tablespoons of corn starch then add 2 egg yolks and 2 cups milk cook in the microwave for 2 min and put in fridge till it cools to however you want Crepes Mix 1 cup ap flour with 2 eggs then pour in 1/2 cup milk 1/2 cup water Prob warm it up a bit but suggest using a blinder to be sure you get all the chunks out Take 3 tablespoons of butter and melt it on your pan at just under the middle temp Then mix in the melted butter add the batter to the pan to make chocolate just add suger and coco powder in with the melted butter ( in a separate container from the pan)

@max_e_maxxy_ 2 ай бұрын

Why does it need to be blind? 🦯 🦮

@supertrickshoot5143 2 ай бұрын

"Roll with it." Nice pun 😂

@skellington8090 2 ай бұрын

48:58 Okay, I’m more of a Kramer person myself, but we do NOT dunk on George Costanza!

@QwertyG. Ай бұрын

1:19 The punchline is “It’s very time consuming.”

@gentuxable 2 ай бұрын

1:32 that must be a very polite french person, usually it goes: "J'pige pas!"

@soloanima1 2 ай бұрын

9:46 💀💀💀 technically you didn’t fail Jotaro as he does treat women with respect if they are in a life threatening situation - the most respect women get from him is their lives being saved

@barnabytheowldemon 2 ай бұрын

I was born on the day troll face was introduced to this world. I do not know how to react.

@ascellaplays 2 ай бұрын

to be fair, i was introduced to my parents the same day Madagascar the movie was introduced to the public.

@BasilMcNasil 2 ай бұрын

12:49 she fucking died ofc she’s 15 still 😭😭 Didn’t expect to see an omori meme here

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

PFFFFT-

@thalarankthorn-w- 2 ай бұрын

2:00 "guys do you understand that the impostor Is sus?"

@lilypyrope4620 2 ай бұрын

21:37 Sleeping well knowing Touhou and Madoka Magica are never going to be connected to Fortnite

@szczuro7684 2 ай бұрын

2137 poland reference

@twobrosgamers8426 Ай бұрын

Okay. You asked for it. Madoka Magica had a collab with Battle Cats which had a Godzilla collab. (I don't remember if Godzilla is in Fortnite so I'll go with this path) Godzilla and Kong has comics with the Justice League (DC) so there is the connection to Fortnite. Another path is again with Battle Cats due to a SFV collab.

@lilypyrope4620 Ай бұрын

@@twobrosgamers8426 hmph. You did your research, I respect that. Guess Madoka Magica is connected to Fortnite, albeit through a few degrees of separation.

@feha92 2 ай бұрын

fyi, "saw X" is pronounced as "saw twitter"

@user-xm4um7zt9s Ай бұрын

31:29 fun fact! Thats called a pochade box, its used for outdoor painting and works like a small collapsible easel for travel. I personally own one of my own and i confirm, they look like weird wooden suitcases

@FoxxiPlayzz 2 ай бұрын

12:51 this is OMORI, they might have gotten this mixed up because Sunny is 15 and Mari died at 16.

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

It’s a shitpost lolll

@FoxxiPlayzz 2 ай бұрын

@@Sunny_Spiritz not the person who did the art.

@YUN6_V3NUZ 2 ай бұрын

alana combined every genetic and race into one person and became gay shes got every pass ever under her belt and shes not afraid to use them

@spindash64 25 күн бұрын

Fun fact: Human Blood is literally half the cost per liter of printer ink, so you can save yourself a _fortune_ on Magenta Ink cartridges

@naranara1690 2 ай бұрын

11:20 What was she thinking, that shit looks like cooked spinach 😂

@slightlymorepotatoes6551 2 ай бұрын

12:49 OMORI REFERENCE

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

I OMORRR

@Cyno-eq9yq 2 ай бұрын

12:53 DUDE. SHES DEAD-

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

Nah, she’s just HANGING around! ❤️😊

@Cyno-eq9yq 2 ай бұрын

@@Sunny_Spiritz you never leave us HANGING bro. Nice joke ^^

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

@@Cyno-eq9yq Totally dude! XD

@Yours_always_and_forever 20 күн бұрын

Teacher: Ok kids! Today we're gonna finger paint! Kid named Paint:...

@LuceatLuxTua458 2 ай бұрын

5:16 the way you said 'I'd just roll with it' made it sound like it wasn't meant as a joke but it's a great pun 💀

@Sillyviolet11 2 ай бұрын

OMG 2020 EMKAY INTRO IS BACK AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS OLD AND THE OLD MUSIC IS BACK THIS IS AWESOME?!?!

@heartlessfox8065 Ай бұрын

30:59 started on less then that (floor and tent) and now i have al CAL king bed and crappy apt because honestly don't see the ponit trying for better place when its just me alone, my bed already feel lonely due to its size

@RedspaceOmori 2 ай бұрын

12:52 OMORI MEME DETECTED

@Sunny_Spiritz 2 ай бұрын

Responding to every OMORI comment here, fellow OMORI fannn

@darealgreyskale 24 күн бұрын

it translates to meme kills detected

@rioterbot 2 ай бұрын

INTRO IS BACKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOO love ye kenny

@ozthebeeman Ай бұрын

7:33 idk whats worse, what that guy is watching or the fact ive 100% seen it.

@potatogod4166 Ай бұрын

Sauce?

@BontrasSnide Ай бұрын

5:15 roll with it. Nice choice of words.

@arotracesystem 2 ай бұрын

3:00 Dust bunny

@yourlocalfusionwolf 27 күн бұрын

Powerade, Red Rock Deli Chipotle and honey chips, EmKay. The perfect night at home

@Sazz909 2 ай бұрын

5:17 you did not just say “I roll with it” 😂

@neineinfachnein4497 2 ай бұрын

5:15 i think rolling with it is the only thing you CAN do

@StabbySnom 2 ай бұрын

Bruh

@prime12602 2 ай бұрын

“I’m capable of drawing far worse” oh trust me you don’t want it, that mf is insane.

@user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon 25 күн бұрын

27:54 this is a prime example of a 'Silent Anthro' or 'stealth furry' in it's natural habitat...somewhere it can hide, and wait, for a victim, to approach, and while it looks harmless, or even cute to some, it should not be trusted, or even pet, as it can consume anything it makes contact with it

@The-eminince-in-shadow-fan 2 ай бұрын

I am apparently "rib"

@Ivan-p3j 4 күн бұрын

Oh, Emkay my favorite channel to watch while im earing mac n butter

@squishyseraph7780 2 ай бұрын

Alright, i gotta use this. May the nature bless you.

@Otterfrosti 2 ай бұрын

the debt is currently nearly 35 trillion and the government still gives us credit scores

@catthatisalock 24 күн бұрын

13:55 the hyperspace and the turtle neck are the only ways i can use on my cat lol

@aTtsb 2 ай бұрын

An intro lets go

@azuragalaxya Ай бұрын

11:42 as a Hungarian I'm not only mad at this joke, but amused aswell 😂😂

@TheUnknownPotato10 9 күн бұрын

3:47 ✨😀 *dies of glitter cutely*

@reesewhittington6778 2 ай бұрын

1:04 "Skipper? Would you loik to meet god?"

@SuperSign64 9 сағат бұрын

out of all of these the second aid made me laugh the most

@Bukki13 6 күн бұрын

27:37 As an owner of a 2011 MBA, you are SOOOO wrong

@mailcs06 2 ай бұрын

The hand intro is back :0

@serryx1944 2 ай бұрын

3:00 it's a dust bunny lol

@atomicskies_ Ай бұрын

53:40 The fact that people voted to have no one is a sign that we should just get rid of government.

@jasmehsingh 2 ай бұрын

5:47 the fact that I’ve actually had this exact conversation gets me

@rentalvillain8201 Ай бұрын

12:50 Seeing this OMORI drawing in the wild will never NOT be hilarious to me, knowing most of us here have seen that image without ever knowing what it even means.

@shyshymcguyguy9188 28 күн бұрын

Let's just Acknowledge how the intro flips us off

@peepopopo7140 2 ай бұрын

Bulbasaur is like turtle. No hair to brush, just enjoys the scritches

@Spoopymare 2 ай бұрын

"Have you eaten a clock?" "No." "Well, its time you did!"

@MichaelMartinJr-co3zx 7 күн бұрын

My last 2 emojis: 💀🎵 I’m dying to the song “spooky scary skeletons”

@Centdot Ай бұрын

5:17 “roll with it” lmao

@RoyIMVU 2 ай бұрын

OMG THE TOUTHPASTE SNAKE, how I missed you my precious

@triumvir_hunt 2 ай бұрын

23:45 thats actually a fire hazzard. there should at leats be one or 2 rows or tiles be in front of that fire place in case of embers flying out of the fire place

@lunzstar Ай бұрын

12:55 hehe i’m not crying again

@scribblescrabble809 18 күн бұрын

when i was listening to robin read that lil nas x post i just KNEW what to sing with it this is how you know you are living a good life

@pokemagetech 2 ай бұрын

17:10 - the sun is NOT going to explode, it isn’t massive enough. TL;DR: the sun will get big, lose most of its mass to space, and leave its core behind. When it runs out of hydrogen in the core, it will swell into a red giant and start fusing helium into carbon (via the triple-alpha process). As it exhausts the helium in its core and dies, it will shed its outer layers into space, leaving behind a white dwarf composed almost entirely of carbon.

@imbouttabus 2 ай бұрын

My last 2 emotes:🤓⚒️ Why the hell does the same like it could actually happen 😭

@user-fe7gm3cf3k Ай бұрын

21:41 my favourite franchise (Ace Combat) not even being there:

@AsmodeusMictian 2 ай бұрын

8:00 - Go to bed with an itchy ass, wake up with a smelly hand. Holy hell that is just revolting.

@roundygaming8385 27 күн бұрын

5:32 AWWWWW IT SOUNDED SO CUTE

@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 2 ай бұрын

I don't know if we have the Spirit Halloween HQ, but when it's breeding season, they spawn at incredible rates.

@AmazingAutist 2 ай бұрын

Self-Note: *_SEVERELY INTENSE MISOPHONIC TRIGGER!!!!!_* NEVER LISTEN TO THIS PAT THIS POINT: *_32:30_**_ ----- _**_33:15_*

@FlyingBaco Ай бұрын

I used to binge the like 10 hour videos while playing totk

@nakayoshi93 2 ай бұрын

My ultra cheap bedframe broke so i just decided to forego them and now my mattress is on the floor and honestly i prefer the stability

@ProtozoasPizzarea 2 ай бұрын

21:40 NOOOO THEY GOT TF2 (fallguys section) 😭

@darianchristie3260 23 күн бұрын

35:30 My husband learned on our honeymoon that holding my hand too tightly meant he was gonna faceplant every time I bent over to pick up a rock (geologist).