MST3k 312 - Gamera vs Guiron

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Жыл бұрын

This is - yes! - a most important and...breathtaking film. To watch...Gamera...is to...enjoy...the most...men in...rubber monster suits...of any...film...to see.
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@IhadToputAnameinHereSomewhere Жыл бұрын

A world with no wars, or traffic accidents, and preserved MST3k episodes, that's what we all wish for.

@redsredemptionemporium2841 Жыл бұрын

#ItrumptedTrump

@dmrr7739 Жыл бұрын

That, and Christmas lights on all the buildings year round… and also, a community wood shop, but one where you can reserve tools a day in advance.

@scottydu81 Жыл бұрын

Also no Dutch

@originalkingalpha5116 Жыл бұрын

....and an endless amount of fresh baked Smurf berry cookies.

@Face2theScr33n Жыл бұрын

I guess keeping cancer around is a fair trade.

@thatswhatshesaid2777 5 ай бұрын

What's funny is that the guys call Guiron "Knifehead" at one point. Years later, a Kaiju named Knifehead was in Pacific Rim.

@toddtyoung Жыл бұрын

“Boo, it says.” Mike was BRILLIANT in that closing segment-and who knew he could play piano so well!

@The_Real_Rasha 10 ай бұрын

I love that little bit, "Boo! is says." The whole end bit, including, "Kill him. Better yet, I'll kill him, you push the button" is a great piece. After what they did to Jack Perkins, I kind of expected it.

@The_Real_Rasha 10 ай бұрын

Cornjob is the hero of this story. Even though he's a "By the Rules" guy, he's insightful., and gives credit to the children.

@HylianFox3 11 ай бұрын

This is easily my favorite of the Gamera flicks. As Servo rightly points out, it's damn goofy.

@edwardbrook2029 8 ай бұрын

Servo freaking Rules!!! 😎💪🏻

@ZiggaRats Жыл бұрын

that kid really does look like Richard Burton

@kevhead1525 Жыл бұрын

Gamera is friend to children. Cornjob is the mad barber of children.

@nonprofitgirl 7 ай бұрын

That made me laugh out loud, hard. My mom was our mad barber and it showed! Ouch. My bangs!

@Macrochenia Жыл бұрын

This was the first episode of this show I ever watched.

@analogkid01 Жыл бұрын

Pretty close then - mine was 311, It Conquered the World.

@archstanton9073 Жыл бұрын

You know, he should really tell his sister his name.

@HylianFox3 11 ай бұрын

I became convinced that his name really is "Brother". Akio is just a nickname.

@stoneyboyd 4 ай бұрын

39:46 “Hey it looks like Frankenstein, look at it!” “MMMMMRRRRR!”

@BoeingCrazy Жыл бұрын

the facts that you continue to bless us with mst3k for over a decade warms my heart. its like youre trapped in the satilite of love with only mst3k and you share it with the world

@gregmark1688 Жыл бұрын

Man, was this like, the only time Mike showed off those amazing piano chops?? I had no idea!

@YellowJeep Жыл бұрын

Gamera is friend to children.

@billythemountainbear Жыл бұрын

Thank you Hello!

@BryonYoungblood 7 ай бұрын

Tomoko to Officer Kondo: Good morning, Kon-chan! Joel: Cornjob??? And so it begins! 😂 Given how Tomoko’s dub VA sounded, I don’t blame Joel for rolling with it like that! It’s that kind of stuff that makes for good riffs in MST3K.

@nyarg33 10 ай бұрын

DONT TALK ABOUT OUR TURTLE, MARTHA

@analogkid01 10 ай бұрын

You laughed your goddamn shell off, George!

@onkcuf Жыл бұрын

Ah, look at the bones!

@AlexanderPhipps Жыл бұрын

Analogkid uploading Mst3k? Now all we need is Strong Bad answering an email, and all will be right with the world again.

@bewdragon2908 Жыл бұрын

You kill him, I'll push the button.

@graemesmith6721 Жыл бұрын

Mike does an amazing Michael Feinstein impression.

@Double512 Жыл бұрын

this is probably the single most awful dub i've ever heard in my life i love it!

@analogkid01 Жыл бұрын

Hello!

@123milw Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@winstonlarue Жыл бұрын

It’s the “sandy frank” dub. Was disappointed when I ordered the dvd and they had re-dubbed it.. not as funny/bad. This had to be a first read thru and they just said “good nuff”.

@sclerismockrey8506 11 ай бұрын

no kidding, it's f'ing HORRENDOUS. I'd never heard this version until MST3K. It wasn't nearly this atrocious the first few times i saw it on TV (those viewings were of Attack of the Monsters with the Titra dub since it was well before the time of this nauseating dub in the mid '80s). wow is it bad.

@winstonlarue 11 ай бұрын

@@sclerismockrey8506 lol. My mother and I ran across this on tv one day on a local Memphis channel. I managed to record a lot of it on a video tape. It’s still one of most prized possessions!

@chrisc6857 Жыл бұрын

Heh... 'Naughty?' ...I think this is beyond naughty...

@JacobiusNH80 6 ай бұрын

8:34: LOL Joel's yell

@ellnats Жыл бұрын

the dismemberment jokes are so bad they're good

@twig8523 Жыл бұрын

Wow. New upload. Thanks! Yeah, I don't always go to the Gizmoplex to watch my MST3K.

@DBRising Жыл бұрын

But when I do I watch Gamera all day long. Friend to all children!

@WillieBeW3 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the upload, your dedication knows no bounds!

@UFO_computers Жыл бұрын

Thank you

@alistercaddy1208 10 ай бұрын

38:03 we all can control the laws of nature with electronic brains. It's no big deal.

@rackroll4405 Жыл бұрын

So the future of mankind is forever altered by this alien tech?

@graemesmith6721 Жыл бұрын

Japanese uses the same word for "star" and "planet," so the translation doesn't distinguish between them. Also, Tom is right, this is one goofy movie.

@cory6266 Жыл бұрын

That doesn't explain why the people doing the dub kept switching between the two.

@andrewcastellane7802 11 ай бұрын

I dont know Japanese but if what you say is true they were the only people on Earth who didnt differentiate between the two, could it be that stars and planets were heavenly bodies but planets were not stars?

@graemesmith6721 11 ай бұрын

@@andrewcastellane7802 Planets were stars that moved.

@edwardbrook2029 8 ай бұрын

@@cory6266True. But adds to the character. I mean it is Sandy Frank material! #theytriedtokillmewithaforklift!!

@darthclaytor Жыл бұрын

Best part was Mike at the end!

@aakuster 7 ай бұрын

Hello, thank you

@brentroscoe9922 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes I wonder if some of these movies have caused actors when they die to have a nameless headstone

@ragohwhiteclaw7462 7 ай бұрын

This is the one episode I can think of, the only one, where the invention exchange features something that would actually be useful. I want one of those collapsible waste buckets! I would get miles of use out of that!

@smulktis Жыл бұрын

Ahh yea this the good stuff

@hizzy70 3 ай бұрын

Ahhh mst3k the pioneers of the double bass pedal

@NameNotAlreadyTaken2 Жыл бұрын

This must be the worst english dub ever made. There's so many memorable lines.

@HylianFox3 11 ай бұрын

When BotW came out I could not stop thinking of this movie "It's a CALAMITY!"

@stubie1456 Жыл бұрын

“LA LA LA!”

@wjadam024 Жыл бұрын

this was sooo Beakman

@JW-do2wc 6 ай бұрын

Why did the corn started popping? It had a CORNJOB.

@ItsMrAssholeToYou 11 ай бұрын

Those poor women. Starving, barely surviving on a dying world, and those selfish brats (who stole their spaceship and broke into their home, btw) refused to share anything with them.

@videogamehunter820 4 ай бұрын

Anyone else find every scene with the little (50 year old) girl to be hilarious? She sounds like a character from Peanuts, and their riffs are superb.

@taterboob 11 ай бұрын

I remember being around six, and renting this based purely on the cover, being a colossal Godzilla fan. By the time it got to the Gamera song, I realized that I made a huge mistake. Even that young, I remember having the thought "This is dollar store Godzilla".

@davefletch3063 Жыл бұрын

Don’t ya hate it when people talk through the movie?

@patrickv391 Жыл бұрын

This movie served it torturous purpose well.

@DeltaVTX Жыл бұрын

Number 9? Number 9? Number… 9?

@aarondavis8943 8 ай бұрын

The Watusi. The Twist. Eldorado.

@janetrawlings1691 4 ай бұрын

Beatles

@cepson 10 ай бұрын

Surely this movie was made solely to fulfill some contractual obligation, or maybe the producers would lose the rights to the Gamera IP if they didn't make at least one movie every couple of years.

@disconnected22 7 ай бұрын

The company was perpetually fighting bankruptcy

@canonbehenna612 7 ай бұрын

Original guiron was a goofy kitchen knife monster and limited by distriction of a man in suit Rebirth guiron was like a living tetsusaiga if only he had the wind scar and backlash wave

@docthemetalfreak Жыл бұрын

so when Gamera took on Gyaos it took an entire movie to defeat him. Guiron takes on Gyaos taken down in mere minutes. yikes.

@disconnected22 7 ай бұрын

It’s all about having that knife head

@docthemetalfreak 7 ай бұрын

@@disconnected22 I wonder how often he has to sharpen it

@curtisdavis8261 10 ай бұрын

Aw, Joy!

@SANTOSOSANTOS 8 ай бұрын

"What's the drinking age"?..😂

@cavalierfan1995 8 ай бұрын

tonight on the yuasa network a very special episode of swamp thing

@ooEVILGOAToo 8 ай бұрын

Richard Burton was 44 when this was filmed, that kid is NOT him.

@analogkid01 8 ай бұрын

I'm not convinced.

@ooEVILGOAToo 8 ай бұрын

i'm refering to the MST3Kversion, Rchard Burton is mentioned quite a bit@@analogkid01 this movie is 1969

@randez626 7 ай бұрын

1:19:30 over an HOUR for him to realize this...

@wigglyennui 5 ай бұрын

These kids sound full grown lol

@rackroll4405 Жыл бұрын

6/10

@agallimoreagallimore2126 11 ай бұрын

I’m like number 666!

@AdmSkol 3 ай бұрын

Anal-ogkid thanks for the upload

@aarondavis8943 8 ай бұрын

This is very strange stuff lol

@jimtrack3786 4 ай бұрын

I'm sorry...I tried to watch. I got to the Gamara part, but the sing song crap brought on the voices in my head so I had to stop.

@KillswitchEngage2010 Жыл бұрын

talk talk talk talk

@Pause321 2 ай бұрын

I want some Taco Bell

@cindernubblebutt1340 5 ай бұрын

Whenever I watch a modern horror movie and there's people being stalked by a killer or an alien or a monster, I sing the "Cornjob song", much to the dismay of my kids.... and wife ....and dog... and two cats. Of course I must get the last word in with "And Cornjob will be...blamed". Then I lean back in complete satisfaction. But hey, at least the little girl doesn't constantly bug everyone for a coke. For those not in "the know" the refrain, "You die Joe!" is a common line in post WW2 comics depicting that conflict. My giant comic book nerd friend scoured his collection after seeing this episode and showed me at least 5 instances of that almost exact line in the books he had on hand.