Skull and Bones - Angry Review

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AngryJoe Reviews Ubisoft's "QUADRUPLE A" Open-World Pirate Game nearly 10 years in the making! FORGET EVERYTHING you know about Pirate Games indeed! Is this a worthy adventure for enterprising swashbucklers? No. Here is why!
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@tonytime916
@tonytime916 2 ай бұрын
The only real pirates were the Devs taking peoples money 😂
@goosinator6066
@goosinator6066 2 ай бұрын
I never understood why people blame the devs instead of the actual CEOs making these discussions.
@oficijalni5713
@oficijalni5713 2 ай бұрын
@@goosinator6066cause it’s a shitty game.
@pax1217
@pax1217 2 ай бұрын
​@@oficijalni5713Created by directors/CEOs changing ideas, so devs had to abandon features to create a new one, repeat this cycle for 10 years and you get this. They were only doing what was requested, most of the time is not their fault, they were only doing what was asked to be done
@fawnnahh7438
@fawnnahh7438 2 ай бұрын
kiss Joe's mexican hiney
@cursedhawkins1305
@cursedhawkins1305 2 ай бұрын
@@pax1217 People just don't like to admit that the majority of the time it's the higher ups in the studios and their shareholder masters that make the decisions, and the developers just have to do the best they can. I mean this game according to what Gameranx's reported in their video about S&B supposedly costed Ubisoft 120 million dollars in budget and that's probably not even fully accurate since that number was reported back in 2021 so who knows how much more cash got burned into this game three years later, at that point the shareholders were likely going "ok, where's our money" and they had to push the game out as it was just to try and make SOMETHING back.
@Jin_Rambo
@Jin_Rambo 2 ай бұрын
Mass Effect Andromeda: Sorry my Face is tired Skull and Bones: Sorry my Ship is tired
@Iffy350
@Iffy350 2 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment.
@yazzzlet3549
@yazzzlet3549 2 ай бұрын
😂
@ricardohoang8452
@ricardohoang8452 2 ай бұрын
I even guess their AAAA is so tired that they skipped their boardings
@kentonbaird1723
@kentonbaird1723 2 ай бұрын
Overwatch 2: sorry, my brand is tired.
@lucasbelmonte2832
@lucasbelmonte2832 2 ай бұрын
Your ship isn't tired its your crew. If there was no stamina for your crew faster ships could just sail away. What a stupid thing to say.
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx 2 ай бұрын
Ironically, this game is not even worth pirating
@alargecorgi2199
@alargecorgi2199 2 ай бұрын
I don't understand how Ubisoft can pay 200 people to make a game that nobody wants to play. Like the entire leadership team and management team needs to get demoted or kicked out for wasting years of money.
@Justforvisit
@Justforvisit 2 ай бұрын
@@alargecorgi2199 In Reality though: "Good Job! Here are your promotions!"
@stokes2923
@stokes2923 2 ай бұрын
@@alargecorgi2199it’s more the big corporations forcing the devs to make these shitty games.
@jrag1000
@jrag1000 2 ай бұрын
Not even worth looting
@503leafy
@503leafy 2 ай бұрын
I wonder if they'll make DLC for it? I hope so I can see Joe's reaction to it.
@wuebboltc
@wuebboltc Ай бұрын
"Your ship gets tired!" That is such a stupid concept that it took several moments for me to realize how stupid it is.
@Qbop
@Qbop Ай бұрын
It's the crew that gets tired
@gloverfox9135
@gloverfox9135 Ай бұрын
@@Qbopit’s not a fucking rowboat dude. It’s a sail ship, which is powered by the WIND.
@twilightparanormalresearch186
@twilightparanormalresearch186 Ай бұрын
@@Qbophow the fuck the wind gonna get tired
@PrismC
@PrismC 22 күн бұрын
​@@Qbopdo you know how ships work
@Rifky809
@Rifky809 18 күн бұрын
​@@twilightparanormalresearch186 ocean god poseidon gets tired from blowing the players ship to their destination lol
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 2 ай бұрын
10 years later, and Assassins Creed 4 Black Flag is still the best pirate game ever made. And its literally based in a franchise thats not even about pirates
@karls4937
@karls4937 2 ай бұрын
Sea of Thieves is up there, fantastic game as of now. Edit: I also like to point out, Sea of Thieves is up there with No Mans Sky and Cyberpunk in terms of complete overhaul revival, thanks for the likes fellas.
@Redjoekido
@Redjoekido 2 ай бұрын
Talking about One Piece?
@awesome9174
@awesome9174 2 ай бұрын
Sea of Thieves is better imo but Black Flag is still very high up there.
@ashtongodfrin6999
@ashtongodfrin6999 2 ай бұрын
You're 100% right. Before that game came out, it was probably Sid Meier's Pirates. Hell, I'd rather play LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean than any pirate game post Black Flag.
@Maikeru101
@Maikeru101 2 ай бұрын
Sea dogs 2 is better
@combatwombat2134
@combatwombat2134 2 ай бұрын
"Forget everything you know about the traditional pirate fantasy." "But I like that fantasy." "Yeah, well... Forget it."
@Daralexen
@Daralexen 2 ай бұрын
Starfield did this but replaced "traditional pirate fantasy" with "traditional space fantasy." I am one of the few people that actually liked Starfield, but the bare bones and empty planets was my biggest complaint.
@MrSecretweapon174
@MrSecretweapon174 2 ай бұрын
She looked dead inside when she said its darker and grittier
@ricardohoang8452
@ricardohoang8452 2 ай бұрын
Thanks Ubisucks, very cool! 👌 And yeah, four A letters there for more
@kentonbaird1723
@kentonbaird1723 2 ай бұрын
"No"
@kesamek8537
@kesamek8537 2 ай бұрын
Vanessa Seow demonstrates Todd Howard levels of integrity.
@bopsie55
@bopsie55 2 ай бұрын
fun fact in all the early play tests before the first "open beta" there was no stamina bar. Instead there was a morale system where you had to feed your crew or go back to port once in a while or your crew would cause a mutiny. It actually was a really fun system that forced you to pick your battles and although health slowly regenerated damage to your ship would also lower your max hp and morale. It added so many layers to the games core loop and systems that you actually felt that you were controlling a crew and not a ship. you wanted to hunt animals for better food for longer morale boosts. You wanted to avoid damage instead of just tanking it. You felt adrenaline when you just barely scrape an engagement, are out of food and had to rush back to shore to completely repair your ship and crew. the larger the ship the longer the morale took to drain but the less effective the food would be. I have no idea why they removed this system. Not only did it make moving across the map faster and more engaging, but it actually made the game feel like a complete product. also other fun fact. In the playtests your female first mate was this really cool stoic black guy that looked like he could kill a shark in a single punch. they removed him for the Indian woman you see today. No idea why the VA was vastly superior and his character design and personality was infinitely better.
@HAAANZZZ
@HAAANZZZ 2 ай бұрын
Dont make me more mad than i already am please
@Agent789_0
@Agent789_0 Ай бұрын
The more I hear about this game the more it feels like Ubisoft actively wanted it to fail for a tax write off. After how much money they dumped into its development, I wouldn’t doubt it.
@ThingAnderson
@ThingAnderson Ай бұрын
Why was the superior character replaced with the shoe-horned in “STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN”? Not sure. Really. All I can say is she Didn’t Earn It
@BNOBNO14
@BNOBNO14 Ай бұрын
That sounds amazing, and makes so much more sense than “my sails need a breather”
@lastbeer
@lastbeer Ай бұрын
Ubisoft didn't make games nowadays, they make agressive left propaganda in the form of games.
@rileymcphee9429
@rileymcphee9429 2 ай бұрын
The trailer: "AN ENTIRE WORLD OF MASSIVE SHIPS AND SWASHBUCKLING!" The game: "AN ENTIRE POND OF TINY RAFTS, SWASHBUCKLING SOLD SEPARATELY!"
@stridix007
@stridix007 2 ай бұрын
"Not since Suicide Squad have I seen a game bungled their concepts so bad" So basically a week later then 🤣
@isaacvitela5131
@isaacvitela5131 2 ай бұрын
Must be a record
@Mr0901
@Mr0901 2 ай бұрын
It's a race to the bottom now tbf
@takuid
@takuid 2 ай бұрын
the dips keep dipping
@justsomeguy6336
@justsomeguy6336 2 ай бұрын
Both games have been in development for at least 8 years to lol
@RenegadeElite101
@RenegadeElite101 2 ай бұрын
Remember when we all thought red fall would be the worst game for a few years….then we had gollum and it’s been a race to the bottom ever since
@uberboomer8670
@uberboomer8670 2 ай бұрын
It's actually sad that Ubisoft, a company notorious for copy and pasting, couldn't do just that for Black Flag with a new coat of paint.
@Lunaria.Praesentia
@Lunaria.Praesentia 2 ай бұрын
Wow, you actually made me realize that, what a pathetic corpo they are, it's disgusting
@TackyKnacky
@TackyKnacky 2 ай бұрын
Its really funny that the ONE TIME we actually want them to copypaste something they fail even at that XD It actually feels like they intentionally make games to be crap.
@daniellacomb917
@daniellacomb917 2 ай бұрын
U want some swashbuckling get pillars of eternity 2
@kennethhernandez9243
@kennethhernandez9243 2 ай бұрын
This is the truth. They just had to make black flag without any assassins creed and bam. Instead they choose to make a garbage live service game
@KeeperOfDGroove
@KeeperOfDGroove 2 ай бұрын
@@TackyKnackyThere are reasons I call "Ubishit" the name that I do
@ConorMcRocketFuel
@ConorMcRocketFuel 2 ай бұрын
10 ships in 10 years. They took one year per ship. That is some dedication from Ubisoft.
@Machobunni
@Machobunni 2 ай бұрын
Watching the entire thing now, but in case anyone isn't aware; the likely reason Skull and Bones was completed at all, is because Ubisoft was legally required to since they received money from the government. So, all the employee and team changes throughout the years, never having an official direction where to take the game, realizing they HAVE to make something because otherwise they'll be in big trouble, this game is the equivalent to writing a paper last minute because you just need something to submit. (post edit: Oh hey he mentioned it at the end. lawl)
@DennisSlungard
@DennisSlungard Ай бұрын
That is what most Ubisoft games feel like.
@yancieb
@yancieb 17 күн бұрын
Joe mentioned this in the video 1:09:30
@OfficialGREENscout
@OfficialGREENscout 2 ай бұрын
Crazy how they saw Black Flag and Sea of Thieves, grabbed both their foundations, removed the gameplay, replaced it with mobile game-like minigames and then call this a quadrupple A game.
@InvisibleMan-tb8ke
@InvisibleMan-tb8ke 2 ай бұрын
I've seen mobile games with better cutscenes.
@OGPuppetMaster
@OGPuppetMaster 2 ай бұрын
Im not advocating them but the game from what ive seen from endgame battles seems fun for abit. Its an arpg but pirates, not supposed to be a singleplayer story driven game or anything.
@rmedrano9752
@rmedrano9752 2 ай бұрын
assassins creed odyssey and I'm pretty sure valhalla had better ship mechanics then this quadruple A garbage.
@antonyduhamel1166
@antonyduhamel1166 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely Abysmal Avaricious Application.
@alwaysdisputin9930
@alwaysdisputin9930 2 ай бұрын
​@@rmedrano9752I agree about Odyssey but in AC Valhalla there's no ship combat nor storms & the ship would get stuck in shallow water & you'd have to very slowly try to get it unstuck whilst the crew say insults at you. Who tf at Ubisoft thought that would be a good idea? AC Valhalla has got good viking raids. Perhaps they should've copy & pasted that into Skull & Bones.
@derekdrake8706
@derekdrake8706 2 ай бұрын
Gamer's said: _"Give us AC: Black Flag with multiplayer!"_ Ubisoft heard: _"Sell us pirate themed micro transactions..."_
@Darkpara1
@Darkpara1 2 ай бұрын
They could have added them that's the thing. If they made a good game with paid resources, people would get them.
@kamiya4700
@kamiya4700 2 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure if this was released 2-3years ago,they would sell those AC4 costume as NFT
@nathanielchieffallo4273
@nathanielchieffallo4273 2 ай бұрын
These game companies make no sense. They want to follow in the footsteps of GTA online but don't want to actually do what rockstar did to make it as successful as it was.
@Kush4Life420
@Kush4Life420 2 ай бұрын
Lol
@panduvandal
@panduvandal 2 ай бұрын
They already have the blueprint for it and failed miserably
@WheezyTsunami
@WheezyTsunami 2 ай бұрын
"Singapore is going to be so pissed when they see what you've done to this pirate game." 😂😂 It's wild that statement is based in reality
@Relt88
@Relt88 2 ай бұрын
For a "game" that is 90% sea and ocean, get this, you CAN'T SWIM!!! Some really dumb leaders there at Ubisoft. I pity the grunts that have to work there and put up with this sh*t.
@thomasriddle8877
@thomasriddle8877 19 күн бұрын
just pretend your devil fruit wont let you lol..
@haku8135
@haku8135 2 күн бұрын
It's so fucking baffling how much of this game ISN'T ripped straight from Black Flag. HOW!? How do you put so little effort into this game you can't even be bothered to REUSE the shit you made a decade ago that people already liked!!?? THEY PUT IN EFFORT TO MAKE THE GAME WORSE! I just can't!!
@jimsteele4511
@jimsteele4511 2 ай бұрын
“Basic mechanics never nailed down” “Are you a pirate, or a ship?” “THEY CHOSE A SHIP”
@matthewrichardson8162
@matthewrichardson8162 2 ай бұрын
Another iconic Angry Joe moment in the books! 😂😂😂
@KingLemur
@KingLemur 2 ай бұрын
Such a weird decision
@shinndig1293
@shinndig1293 2 ай бұрын
"What this bitch won't sell me chicken...?!"
@pepopaper
@pepopaper 2 ай бұрын
Uncharted Waters Online v1.1
@GenJuhru
@GenJuhru 2 ай бұрын
*FUCK!*
@alsizar7865
@alsizar7865 2 ай бұрын
How the hell did they fuck up this badly when they already had a blueprint on how to make a good pirate game more than a decade ago.
@louniis
@louniis 2 ай бұрын
Because they are making games for Journalists and focusing more on being woke, not what a true fan want and love
@manniefaces
@manniefaces 2 ай бұрын
They touched it over and over again.
@uckluck
@uckluck 2 ай бұрын
lucky for everyone sea of thieves is on sale and has way more content since it released
@browning2471
@browning2471 2 ай бұрын
@@louniisbeing woke or not has nothing to do with this game being dogshit
@jeffcarrier9808
@jeffcarrier9808 2 ай бұрын
They copied a mobile game instead.
@thatbigmacinthewindow5762
@thatbigmacinthewindow5762 2 ай бұрын
Joe I havent checked you out in so many years. I recently heard your name dropped in a video and got reminded about you. I used to watch every single video you put out and you were my number one reviewer. I started watching when you made the borderlands 2 review. I’m so fucking happy you are still going strong.
@Azuria969
@Azuria969 Ай бұрын
no one cares
@Ss4Goten
@Ss4Goten 2 ай бұрын
I just looked it up because I got curious. The game plays in the year 1721. The first known use of the word kingpin was in 1773. You can't make this shit up.
@piclemaniscool
@piclemaniscool 2 ай бұрын
8:25 "The game made him so mad he left his own house" That's a glowing recommendation if I've ever heard one!
@BushinRyuCat
@BushinRyuCat 2 ай бұрын
*YAARRRRRRR* matey 😊I thought you deserved a pirate chant.
@olliepwnsall
@olliepwnsall 2 ай бұрын
When the game is so bad you go to touch grass
@GiulerPowerGamer
@GiulerPowerGamer 2 ай бұрын
So the game basically makes you rather play real-life than video games 😂
@jrag1000
@jrag1000 2 ай бұрын
Poor memory allocation
@HatsuneMiku3D
@HatsuneMiku3D 2 ай бұрын
This is peak Ubisoft unfortunately, gone are the days when they actually cared about crafting a great player experience, and even then have mutilated some of their older games like ghost recon wildlands with loot boxes.
@spiritlance364
@spiritlance364 2 ай бұрын
"A level 3 CROWBAR!?" "No no no. Much more better... It is a DRAWING of a level 3 crowbar." 😂😂
@nicocancilla8386
@nicocancilla8386 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Jack Spa…I mean Captain Jack Sparrow.
@nordicsilver9675
@nordicsilver9675 2 ай бұрын
Lolol
@dereknight861
@dereknight861 2 ай бұрын
Dammit what a missed opportunity for a joke..god this game sucks the fun outta everything
@HamletTwin
@HamletTwin 2 ай бұрын
"Gentlemen, what do crowbars do?"
@joju5849
@joju5849 2 ай бұрын
So sick of Ubisoft developers dumbing down gameplay to fit the entire PC family. I wish somebody could make an actual gritty pirate experience. Think Red Dead Redemption, except pirates instead of cowboys.
@Just2Epic4U
@Just2Epic4U 20 күн бұрын
Sid Meirs pirates was such an ambitious game for its time. A top down pirate strategy game that dealt with political alliances, ship battles, crew management, duels, and so so much more. Shit, we can dig up buried treasure by finding the island and tracking down the treasure. The ultimate pirate fantasy.
@kennywu8522
@kennywu8522 2 ай бұрын
I love when Joe just plays footage of the game and the audio from Ubisoft's own promo video and just watch the company make a joke of the game itself
@adad87821
@adad87821 2 ай бұрын
ubisoft is a joke ALL they had to do was make black flag 2 and it wouldve made billions but no they chose the lame ass route
@One.Zero.One101
@One.Zero.One101 Ай бұрын
When you're selling "timer savers", you are incentivized to waste the players' time. When you're selling powerful items, you're incentivized to piss off the players so much that they would just cave in and buy. Microtransactions are incompatible with game design, it's a conflict of interest.
@Bloodlustian
@Bloodlustian 2 ай бұрын
French lady "it's sad to hear that people are upset that we are not making black flag 2" THAT'S LITERALLY ALL WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU WE WANT FOR 11 YEARS.
@user-hb7py7xy7b
@user-hb7py7xy7b 2 ай бұрын
Stupid consumer, we hired a consulting firm they know better what you want. They also told us to add more women.
@AlphaladZXA
@AlphaladZXA 2 ай бұрын
The closest you get is AC rogue and while I think it's a very nice assasins creed game it's not really an evolution of black flag just more of it... what a shame this game turned into
@ExpertContrarian
@ExpertContrarian 2 ай бұрын
“We were sad to hear what our customers wanted” fucking game devs
@Old_Ladies
@Old_Ladies 2 ай бұрын
We are so sad that the customer is too stupid to know what they want is basically what they were saying. We know what we want and we voiced it quite clearly. Bean counters are what ruined AAA games.
@forcedemodo
@forcedemodo 2 ай бұрын
Sadly most game companies don’t give a fluck anymore. They criminalize their own customers and see them as obstacles to their wallets. Despicable and desperate is the name of the game nowadays :/
@Rakki_Haitatsu
@Rakki_Haitatsu 2 ай бұрын
I'm almost thoroughly convinced that most game developers either don't actually have experience playing modern games or let their children have full creative control.
@shinvaX
@shinvaX 2 ай бұрын
The sad thing is that Halo 3 literally made a better version of this with the Mammoth vehicle battles (& that was just a CTF game variation in multiplayer). I miss playing that.
@dieseljr7946
@dieseljr7946 2 ай бұрын
The absolute audacity of the Ubisoft CEO saying this is the first Quadruple A game. The resource gathering minigame and the fact you get a cutscene for boarding an enemy ship is straight out of a free-to-play MOBILE GAME.
@loreleibrewer3803
@loreleibrewer3803 2 ай бұрын
Yup. Came here to say something similar
@toaster4k
@toaster4k 2 ай бұрын
Ill not bother this game and keep playin rimworld with its whoever many A game it is
@Idkwhtpsipto
@Idkwhtpsipto 2 ай бұрын
Goes to show how out of touch they are . Same with the new MLB on my PS5 rn, the crap windows I can click are so ridiculous . Another game, I forget what now, but was pushed on my PS5 Home Screen and it was just SO CRINGE . They have no idea what gamers actually want .
@Micecheese
@Micecheese 2 ай бұрын
This is just an Assassin's Creed: Pirates port to pc
@novakrabby
@novakrabby 2 ай бұрын
i know, I kinda feel bad for Singapore, they financed a lot of the game only for these developers to lie in their faces and made a mobile game and ran away with the money
@DawnOfTheOzz
@DawnOfTheOzz 2 ай бұрын
Ubisoft did the unthinkable. They made a pirate game where not even the pirates will want to pirate it. Y'arr fucked it up!
@schuhsuppe7228
@schuhsuppe7228 2 ай бұрын
they made the unsinkable
@Jack1994hoo
@Jack1994hoo 2 ай бұрын
@@schuhsuppe7228 you cant sink what's already sunk
@dereknight861
@dereknight861 2 ай бұрын
…oh my god What if THATS it. What if THATS why these studios are making live service games, to scare away pirating gamers!! You bastards!! You basically punishing everyone ELSE for it!!
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 2 ай бұрын
​@@dereknight861AGAIN!! AS USUAL!!
@SL4PSH0CK
@SL4PSH0CK 2 ай бұрын
@@dereknight861😂
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx 2 ай бұрын
The fact that people actually expected Ubisoft to make a decent game without having their ridiculously terrible expensive infested microtransactions tactics really blows my mind WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!!! ITS UBISOOOOOOFT!!!!!!!
@joju5849
@joju5849 2 ай бұрын
"Forget everything you know about the traditional pirate fantasy". That's the best fucking part
@akaimizu1
@akaimizu1 2 ай бұрын
The stamina bar thing kills me. Since I was young, my family had a sailboat. The main purpose of a "Sail boat" is to not require any resources outside of water and wind. And there's always water and wind in the Caribbean. Adding a stamina bar is basically removing the main purpose of using sails. On a "Sail" boat.
@travihuncho
@travihuncho 2 ай бұрын
No no, every sailboat comes with a standard issue stamina bar so you can’t utilize the wind to its maximum resource potential. You must abide by the speed limit of the open sea.
@yazzzlet3549
@yazzzlet3549 2 ай бұрын
Yeah when I think about this game to maybe try it out just for the graphics, the stamina bar is the first thing that comes to my mind. It's so immersion breaking and tedious. Even most modern shooters like cod got rid of it and replaced it with hearing distance
@Hyde_Hill
@Hyde_Hill 2 ай бұрын
From what I can tell it isn't even the Caribbean. Seems more Indian/ Indonesian waters.
@Isnogood12
@Isnogood12 2 ай бұрын
No no no, everyone knows you physically hold the sail up with your hands (or ropes with bigger boats) and when you can't do it any more, you have to rest for a bit before you can do it again!
@LTV746
@LTV746 2 ай бұрын
…you’re bang on
@strangeeric9760
@strangeeric9760 2 ай бұрын
Guys, you don't get it. Sure, Ubisoft made AC Black Flag in the past but they lost the blueprints
@orcablaze
@orcablaze 2 ай бұрын
Those Blueprints require King Pin I to unlock. Ubisoft was still trying to grind and ran out of time.
@drakee9493
@drakee9493 2 ай бұрын
😂
@KTKomedy2813
@KTKomedy2813 3 күн бұрын
More like they destroyed the blueprints so no one could ever attempt to replicate it.
@HamHamtaro187
@HamHamtaro187 2 ай бұрын
They used the same shantys from AC: Black Flag.... wow....
@awolpeace1781
@awolpeace1781 2 ай бұрын
Your ship has a sprint meter?! Doesn't that go against the mechnics of sailing???😂😂😂
@Vaedran
@Vaedran 2 ай бұрын
Torpedoes?!? What's next, pirate submarines? "Ahoy captain! An enemy submarine on sonar." "Yarrr, drop depth charges and launch countermeasures!"
@Legoman775
@Legoman775 2 ай бұрын
Scramble the fighters!
@ijones36
@ijones36 2 ай бұрын
Honestly, thatd be way doper. Traditional pirate fantasy game but your in a sub/uboat., going all the way up to a battleship Or maybe just like a fantasy take on wood and sails with submarines and needing to visually see em
@JohnDiabol
@JohnDiabol 2 ай бұрын
It's so stupid for real. The first torpedoes didn't come about until over 200 years after the golden age of piracy. You started seeing them in use during the American Civil War and they weren't underwater torpedoes yet, but rather explosives attached to poles sticking out of small boats used for ramming enemy ships!
@Jack1994hoo
@Jack1994hoo 2 ай бұрын
I can see that happening if it was like One Piece pirates, that would be cool
@Vaedran
@Vaedran 2 ай бұрын
@@Jack1994hoo yeah if it leaned into the wacky fun theme like One Piece, I would totally be down for that.
@thegamingking2823
@thegamingking2823 2 ай бұрын
Who ever thought a stamina bar should be on a ship needs to be fired
@sethwhitehead3956
@sethwhitehead3956 2 ай бұрын
That made so little sense, I legitimately needed to do a double take on that section of the video to make sure I was seeing and hearing him correctly. In WHAT world does something like this make on the drawing board let alone past development?
@elasmojones
@elasmojones 2 ай бұрын
hehe 😅
@TempoLOOKING
@TempoLOOKING 2 ай бұрын
No they will get promoted. Line went up and you bought it
@Joel-wx7zk
@Joel-wx7zk 2 ай бұрын
@@TempoLOOKING Doubt, the game sold worst than Suicide Squad
@nolilado5452
@nolilado5452 2 ай бұрын
Probably thought that "hey since pirates are operating the ship. They can get tired too! Let's put a stamina bar.". Likely the same person who allowed head winds in every direction.
@espada9000
@espada9000 2 ай бұрын
Don't worry AngryJoe once you try out Stellar Blade on April 26th you will finally have a great game to do an Angry Review this year. The demo comes out on March 29th by the way. So yeah it's almost time.
@gamingbear3108
@gamingbear3108 2 ай бұрын
“You can do other things while playing this game” … probably the greatest compliment for the game. Ubisoft should use that quote from Alex to promote Skull and Bones
@occorner2502
@occorner2502 2 ай бұрын
"players should stop feeling comfortable in owning their games" Well Ubisoft, if these are the games we are talking about, you don't have to worry about it: no gamer wants to own them...
@oliverboisen7475
@oliverboisen7475 2 ай бұрын
This. The only Ubisoft games I still play are like fucking over 10 years old at this point!
@occorner2502
@occorner2502 2 ай бұрын
@@oliverboisen7475 same. Ironically I am currently playing Black Flag for the first time, and it pains how this "AAAA" garbage is described by devs as "best pirate game ever". And it's still beated by ~10 year old game which wasn't solely a self-standing pirate game...
@trenkys9327
@trenkys9327 2 ай бұрын
I am absolutely comfortable with never owning any one of ubishite games ever 👍
@Jarekx2007
@Jarekx2007 2 ай бұрын
The insatiable greed of these suits will never cease to amaze me. Disgusting.
@Tubehauge
@Tubehauge 2 ай бұрын
wyd? Its amazing, most people havent tried it. But the issues are non issues really, its not that grindy and you can get awesome customizations. Just get the micro transactions, all games have them and its not that expensive.
@WH250398
@WH250398 2 ай бұрын
So Ubisoft wastes hundreds of millions on this joke, but a simple Rayman platformer is somehow impossible to make.
@bencomer2339
@bencomer2339 2 ай бұрын
I mean how are they gonna put a cash shop in a rayman platformer?
@battlion507
@battlion507 2 ай бұрын
With what happened of Ancel's departure (allegations of inappropriate workplace behavior), it may as well be... especially since the Beyond Good and Evil 2 markering was having some headway... and now nothing.
@exodore2000
@exodore2000 2 ай бұрын
@@bencomer2339 The same way nintendo added a cash shop to mario kart.
@ricardohoang8452
@ricardohoang8452 2 ай бұрын
⁠@@bencomer2339 Of course they can’t make that platformer to cash shop since they think NFTs in cash shop are better 😂
@sologamer3122
@sologamer3122 2 ай бұрын
​@@bencomer2339boom
@quasibrodo923
@quasibrodo923 22 күн бұрын
“Quadruple A” is going to go down in the annals of game marketing history right next to “16x the detail”
@MSE556
@MSE556 Ай бұрын
Remember! Tradewinds 2 was released 22 years ago, and Sid Meier's Pirates was released 23 years ago. & remains to be my favorite. pirate-themed video games. ever! Nothing even approaches it.
@MOSStheBOSS12345
@MOSStheBOSS12345 13 күн бұрын
G Ty is Iyfyzf
@hitatk9440
@hitatk9440 2 ай бұрын
Skull and Bones is what's left of you by the time you finish the game
@kill3rbyysight
@kill3rbyysight 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@joeyzapata6786
@joeyzapata6786 2 ай бұрын
This needs more likes.
@stormblahblah5589
@stormblahblah5589 2 ай бұрын
​@joeyzapata6786 no it doesn't he stole the joke from a dunkey vid
@santi_super_stunts2573
@santi_super_stunts2573 2 ай бұрын
@@stormblahblah5589no he didn’t donkey stole that shit from him, they were in a discord call. Next time do your research
@Raoul9753
@Raoul9753 2 ай бұрын
All you have to do to make a good Pirate game: 1. Take Assassins Creed Black Flag. 2. Cut out the Assassins stuff. 3. Add more Islands where you find treasure or Sea Shanties. 4. Make it Multiplayer. How can anyone fuck that up?
@jecoharman
@jecoharman 2 ай бұрын
Hold my sexual harrassment cases........Ubisoft
@fakskis
@fakskis 2 ай бұрын
The Triple A games industry is 95% of the time these days, no longer about making a good and fun game, it's about making a game that can hook you into only playing that one game, spending thousands of hours and money on it, and playing it forever... Until they shut down the servers, because they're all Always Online now and won't be accessible once servers are down 🙃
@buriedwords
@buriedwords 2 ай бұрын
Black Flag was a gem of a game. Listening to the Sea Shanties while sailing was a fucking VIBE. Holy shit you actually felt like a badass pirate too.
@CommanderSuberox
@CommanderSuberox 2 ай бұрын
@@fakskisyeah but these models don’t work especially when the gameplay sucks ass.
@fakskis
@fakskis 2 ай бұрын
@@CommanderSuberox Yeah I know, I'm complaining about it too lol
@jackkalat2732
@jackkalat2732 2 ай бұрын
Swivel guns have been around since the 1300’s but they where made for being stationary, if you had it on a moving vessel, say a ship, you would be more likely to hit yourself or nothing then your target.
@Otacon_Magoo
@Otacon_Magoo Ай бұрын
12:40 That sounds like a meme.. I'm sailing, but my ship's tired.
@Lost_Dawn
@Lost_Dawn Ай бұрын
🎵POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD🎵
@notlekrut
@notlekrut 2 ай бұрын
Love that you used Sea of Thieves for the green screen of you on the boat, because this game, a pirate game, doesn't allow you to walk around your ship...
@cuddlecakes7153
@cuddlecakes7153 2 ай бұрын
They made Sea of Thieves look good
@JoeTheHuman
@JoeTheHuman 2 ай бұрын
And Sea of Thieves is a game that has gotten better and better with each year, where as this live-service disaster will just be forgotten..
@NotLegendary_YT
@NotLegendary_YT 2 ай бұрын
This makes sea of theives a QUADRUPLE A GAME!!
@BagicalMindi
@BagicalMindi 2 ай бұрын
@@cuddlecakes7153 Sea of Thieves is good...
@xfmmanktwat9383
@xfmmanktwat9383 2 ай бұрын
Actually had some great moments on Sea of Thieves. There’s problems with it, but it’s incredibly fun setting sail with your friends, cooking up some meat, getting drunk and singing songs all the while narrowly avoiding being plundered by another ship. Just fucking around on the ship in SoT looks infinitely more fun than anything this game can offer
@matthewmuir8884
@matthewmuir8884 2 ай бұрын
46:26 This is a pirate game, where the only combat is ship combat, and the final boss has the rank of *_General?!_* I've seen people confuse army and navy ranks before, but having someone be called a _general_ instead of an _admiral_ is just ridiculous.
@AmericanAppleProd
@AmericanAppleProd 2 ай бұрын
😂
@DoneBrokeDatBack
@DoneBrokeDatBack 2 ай бұрын
Maybe he's got one of them there fancy tank-boats that can go anywhere. He's the Omni-General. Ever present on Land and at Sea. His power is terrifying. 😨😨😨
@die_flugel_der_freiheit7382
@die_flugel_der_freiheit7382 2 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure those diversity hire developers have better things to do, like complain on X, get triggered and call gamers problematic homophobic racist transphobic aka normal people. Seriously, have you seen those feminist ship captains and the main game art having weird people that look like some bunch of privileged Californian insufferable zoomers than anything looking even slightly pirate. That chubby Asian girl from that developer video doesn’t even have a clue what’s the difference between admiral, general or pirate.
@choggi
@choggi 2 ай бұрын
Something may have gotten lost in translation and they meant Generaladmiral.... Nah who am I kidding, they just didn't give a shit.
@LTV746
@LTV746 2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@TheBest-uv4it
@TheBest-uv4it 2 ай бұрын
Sigh, i had really been looking forward to this game ever since it was first announced. After playing AC4 and getting a taste of what a good game focused on being a Pirate could be like, i really had my hopes high that someone would make a game like that in the future. And after the huge letdown that was Sea of Thieves was, i really hoped that Skull & Bones would finally be the Pirate game we all were waiting for (especially considering they had 10 years of time to make it) But alas, it looks like we'll have to keep waiting :/
@leebarbs7176
@leebarbs7176 Ай бұрын
Give Sea of Thieves another shot maybe - game is great
@Verlarn
@Verlarn 2 ай бұрын
28:43 "That was _EXTENT_ OF MY *SWASHBUCKLING?!!?!"* Kills me every time. 😭
@jacksharman3695
@jacksharman3695 2 ай бұрын
'Forget everything you know about the traditional pirate fantasy' is a wild marketing technique given most people want a pirate game for the traditional pirate fantasy.
@CommanderBohn
@CommanderBohn 2 ай бұрын
Honestly I'm surprised that to this day nobody created a pirate game set in a fantasy setting for maximum pirate fantasy.
@zacharyberridge7239
@zacharyberridge7239 2 ай бұрын
​@@CommanderBohnthat's what I started thinking about listening to this video. It's actually a great idea!
@immune85
@immune85 2 ай бұрын
@@CommanderBohn Now would be the perfect time for one to emerge.
@SL4PSH0CK
@SL4PSH0CK 2 ай бұрын
Such a mobile game as thing to say 😂 ain’t surprise if the game free to play
@evdog1113
@evdog1113 2 ай бұрын
Please never get rid of “ya done fucked it up!” For bad games. Makes me chuckle every time.
@stevenesbitt3528
@stevenesbitt3528 2 ай бұрын
Looks especially good while dressed as a pirate😂
@psychoticdaizyproductions569
@psychoticdaizyproductions569 2 ай бұрын
ARE Y-ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIIIIND!
@bloodyassault803
@bloodyassault803 2 ай бұрын
@@stevenesbitt3528 I agree. And how angry he is AS one.
@MichaelCHorler
@MichaelCHorler 2 ай бұрын
34:00 I just love how OJ breaks character 😂😂😂
@MrROTD
@MrROTD 2 ай бұрын
There were literally .01% women being pirates in the Caribbean pirate era, the women were servants or victims why cant we have a game thats fun and historically accurate?
@chaosXP3RT
@chaosXP3RT 2 ай бұрын
To be fair, the game doesn't take place in the Caribbean. It takes place in the Indian Ocean. It was made by Ubisoft Singapore, which is going off the history of piracy in the Indian Ocean during the Dutch colonization of Southeast Asia in the 1600's.
@One.Zero.One101
@One.Zero.One101 Ай бұрын
There's literally hundreds of sins this game has. There's no need to insert your wahmen rant. We get it, you don't have a girlfriend.
@GregorySnipe
@GregorySnipe Ай бұрын
There were many women who were pirates. There were even female pirate captains. And if you were a woman pirate you got an equal vote and an equal share the same as a man on most ships.
@LZin-uk5nh
@LZin-uk5nh Ай бұрын
​@@GregorySnipe No, there weren't Pirates were almost entirely men Stop lying and distoring reality
@volactic5240
@volactic5240 Күн бұрын
​@@GregorySnipeChinese pirate
@BlindMango
@BlindMango 2 ай бұрын
And when you chop the trees down, the animation is so lazily designed that the tree falls straight down through the stump! I haven't seen something like that since the PS2 days lmaooo
@minyaksayur
@minyaksayur 2 ай бұрын
Imagine the country singapore subsidizing this game. I can't wait to see their face, $100 millions only for 900 jobs and garbage product. They should ask for their money back.
@NerevarOfficialReal
@NerevarOfficialReal 2 ай бұрын
That's the sort of stuff you see in a shovelware survival-crafting game, not in a.. ''AAAA'' game.
@iank472
@iank472 2 ай бұрын
​@@NerevarOfficialRealwell seeing as this is the first "AAAA" game apparently this is what we should expect going forward...
@DMartinov
@DMartinov 2 ай бұрын
@@iank472the fourth A being the government money.
@benjaminfrazier1039
@benjaminfrazier1039 2 ай бұрын
​@@DMartinov Hahaha ha! 😅
@chrisspellman5952
@chrisspellman5952 2 ай бұрын
I love that the marketing for "AAAA" flopped so hard. And a good time to remind everyone, "AAA" 'triple-A' literally means nothing. It's a marketing term and nothing more.
@Wulfen109
@Wulfen109 2 ай бұрын
It's funny because "AA" and Indie studios are making FAR better products with a fraction of the budget and man-power. Honestly, no AAA game is worth a pre-order or even a day 1 purchase anymore.
@sc_diemonds219
@sc_diemonds219 2 ай бұрын
@@Wulfen109I preordered starfield for 100$ just to play early and after that disaster I will never pre order a game ever again. That was the nail in the coffin for me.
@lordbizzle2424
@lordbizzle2424 2 ай бұрын
@@sc_diemonds219You’ve got to learn the hard way sometimes!
@therealMrA
@therealMrA 2 ай бұрын
@@sc_diemonds219 Mine was Cyberpunk
@lc3212
@lc3212 2 ай бұрын
I’ve always just consider “AAA” to mean high budget and only really look into a game being called double or triple to know what quality to expect (I’m just more forgiving to the faults of a AA or indie game) when that guy came out with AAAA a to describe skull and bones and I tried the beta I couldn’t help but laugh to myself. I though the beta was decent and the game has promise but honestly playing skull and bones just makes me want to replay ac4 black flag idk.
@Riffrefferer
@Riffrefferer 2 ай бұрын
5:07 who dun synced that background footage up so perfectly
@tyrillium1744
@tyrillium1744 2 ай бұрын
Does anyone know the name of the game playing in the background of 14:13? I rememeber playing it as a kid and its killing me cuz I cant remember its name.
@gungrave254
@gungrave254 2 ай бұрын
I too would like to know.
@gungrave254
@gungrave254 2 ай бұрын
I believe it is Sid Meier's Pirates
@a.z.b.1916
@a.z.b.1916 2 ай бұрын
Every time someone advertise a game by saying "forget everything you know about this type of game..." means they just made it worse and they don't want you to compare!
@SL4PSH0CK
@SL4PSH0CK 2 ай бұрын
It was such a mobile game thing to say 😂
@marksicherl8847
@marksicherl8847 2 ай бұрын
If this is an AAAA game, I want them to make just single A games.
@trithientran7146
@trithientran7146 2 ай бұрын
AAAA games are supposed to be classics like Grand Theft Auto 5, Minecraft, Tetris, and Super Mario
@Morfe02
@Morfe02 2 ай бұрын
Or make DEMAKE games play 2 is very fun or remakes like Demons Souls
@Morfe02
@Morfe02 2 ай бұрын
​@@trithientran7146 modern games by AAA are Starfield or movies of PlayStation Instead of Elden Ring o Baldurs Gate 3 ( well this one is like 6 years of develop)
@gameragodzilla
@gameragodzilla 2 ай бұрын
I think AA games are the best future for the industry. Large enough to have greater “scale” than indies but small enough budget to not be filled with AAA (and “AAAA”) bullshit. Something like Robocop Rogue City was a ton of fun despite the budget because it was just me, being Robocop, shooting bad guys in the dick while doing other police work in the 2.5th movie. No bullshit.
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 2 ай бұрын
So indies?
@gungrave254
@gungrave254 2 ай бұрын
I love how you put Sid Meier's Pirates in the background. Still one of the best pirate games.
@pchtommy1268
@pchtommy1268 2 ай бұрын
All Quadrople A! moments: 1# 9:37 2# 39:17 3# 50:39 4# 52:12 5# 53:30 6 and 7# 57:15 8 and 9# 1:05:05
@EmperorPocky396
@EmperorPocky396 2 ай бұрын
What’s hilarious to me is that this game is already 25% off.
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 2 ай бұрын
It's a suicide squad situation lmao
@strifenineteen
@strifenineteen 2 ай бұрын
It needs to be lower
@kentonbaird1723
@kentonbaird1723 2 ай бұрын
Quadruple A's all over the place.
@theMyouknow
@theMyouknow 2 ай бұрын
If this what a Quad A title needs to be the bar has been set very very low, so im expecting an Octuple A game any month now then.@@kentonbaird1723
@shai310
@shai310 2 ай бұрын
I just looked it up in the Epic Game Store and you're right lol. It's pretty fucking pathetic for both this game and Suicide Squad because both games are a month old and they already have the publishers being pressured to make any bit of money they can out of it. And what I think is more ironic is that both companies got outdone by their older titles. More players play Arkham Knight then SS and I'm sure that is the same case for AC Black Flag and Skull and Bones.
@deceptionswrath3710
@deceptionswrath3710 2 ай бұрын
The large ships are missing because it's a marketing tactic. If they sold medium AND large, people would just buy large. So they'll wait till people buy the medium ships and in a few months, offer the large ships so you now need to buy the large ships too. It's all about the money.
@crackalacs74
@crackalacs74 2 ай бұрын
By the time large ships do come out, NOBODY will be playing this game anyways.
@gabrielarchange4680
@gabrielarchange4680 2 ай бұрын
@@crackalacs74 everyone's playing Helldivers II 😂😂
@AnimalZone-tv9id
@AnimalZone-tv9id 2 ай бұрын
Skull and Bones left such an impact that all the skits are done with Sea of Thieves in the background instead, on a series note though, such a fail from a game I knew so little about, spent maybe an hour at most playing before I got bored and played Black Flag on my Switch
@DrNiradino
@DrNiradino Ай бұрын
He didn't just used visuals from SoT, but music too. Main theme in his first segment, and medley a played on in game instruments later on.
@tylerpatterson3857
@tylerpatterson3857 2 ай бұрын
Boy I bet that lady (and Ubi) REALLY regret that comment of “forget everything you know about pirates” 😮‍💨 probably, ironically the most pertinent thing the devs have said in regards to the game
@thesovietdrugdealer.7166
@thesovietdrugdealer.7166 2 ай бұрын
The blueprints are like that scene at the beginning of pirates of the Caribbean dead man's chest. "It's a key." "No, it's a drawing of a key."
@Suspence008
@Suspence008 2 ай бұрын
"Forget everything you know" is just code for "Lower your expectations" lol
@502nickster
@502nickster 2 ай бұрын
Or it means prepare to get your expectation subverted
@Ben-pv2bn
@Ben-pv2bn 2 ай бұрын
Forget everything you know = Forget this game exists
@alargecorgi2199
@alargecorgi2199 2 ай бұрын
Something went so badly at Ubisoft that the people in charge seem to think video game = mobile game.
@Justforvisit
@Justforvisit 2 ай бұрын
Fave fergitton who to wirte
@videogamer678
@videogamer678 2 ай бұрын
9:40 Sorry but I'm going to be that guy. You misspelled Quadruple. Joke is still funny though.
@Voodooray007
@Voodooray007 2 ай бұрын
Ship: 🎵 Baby I'm tired....so so so tired...🎵
@ToldYouSo18
@ToldYouSo18 2 ай бұрын
How f.... difficult can it be to make a decent pirate game with krakens, mysteries like the flying Dutchman, crafting your own ship, buried treasure, killer mermaid? I can go on forever like this.. It's 2024 damm it.
@yazzzlet3549
@yazzzlet3549 2 ай бұрын
It's obvious all the top developers have aged and opened up their own companies or freelance, whilst new ones don't know how to source code and just know how to use pre built assets on modern engines so they can't innovate. Then there's the blatant management cancer that is all about corporate appearance that plagues every modern business. These execs were never gamers and the idea of what their audience is is now gone forever. Very few old studios remain that have their past identity and mostly the new ones show promise until they inevitably fall to the same date of losing top developers and hiring useless top managers
@tonyt3955555
@tonyt3955555 2 ай бұрын
@@yazzzlet3549 yep its that easy look the people they interview not a clue
@abomb6046
@abomb6046 2 ай бұрын
Sea of thieves did it
@oldspice051
@oldspice051 2 ай бұрын
All of that is exactly what Sea of Thieves has done over the years.
@healsallwounds
@healsallwounds 2 ай бұрын
@@oldspice051The two big problems with Sea of Thieves is that it’s filled to the brim with sociopaths, and you basically need to play with a group of friends. Solo play is not really an option, though God knows I tried to play it that way.
@RavishingRob
@RavishingRob 2 ай бұрын
Been waiting for this one! The first ever angry review of a AAAA game!
@TrickyTalon23
@TrickyTalon23 2 ай бұрын
A what?
@251spartan
@251spartan 2 ай бұрын
@@TrickyTalon23 Ubisoft Called this thing a "AAAA Game"
@HinokasArabfan1
@HinokasArabfan1 2 ай бұрын
@@TrickyTalon23 they call it the first "quadruple A" game. so yes. it's the first 4A crap.
@01oo011
@01oo011 2 ай бұрын
@@TrickyTalon23did he stutter?
@Timbo6669
@Timbo6669 2 ай бұрын
@@01oo011sigh….its a joke that went over your head,
@JMQA1
@JMQA1 27 күн бұрын
All MMO/Massive Multiplayer Online Games are online single player games, where you can see other people online playing their single player game.
@kalinadog7176
@kalinadog7176 24 күн бұрын
Nah, you just played MMOs that aren't really MMOs and more than likely they were Asian MMOs. Take BDO for example, what you said fits PERFECTLY into that "MMO". Now compare that to ESO ... Which is an actual MMO that's social and has activities everywhere to involve multiple players no matter the stage of their progress.
@stateofhibernation
@stateofhibernation 2 ай бұрын
Honestly with the number of delays the writing was all over the building not just the walls😂. It's crazy how so many companies (not just games) absolutely drop the ball on what would have easily been a slam dunk...
@Silvershadowfire
@Silvershadowfire 2 ай бұрын
Ubisoft: Player engagement! Players: But I'm not having fun. Ubisoft: But engagement! Player: I Am Not Having Fun Fundamental disconnect between game companies and players in a nutshell
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx 2 ай бұрын
The funny thing is that the thing that Joe liked which is the whale? That's from Black Flag, not Skull and Bones lol
@Zeriel00
@Zeriel00 2 ай бұрын
Replace player engagement with diversity and inclusion and you would be right
@One.Zero.One101
@One.Zero.One101 Ай бұрын
I'm always shocked what kind of false advertising is allowed in the USA. Those PR people in the video are straight up lying through their teeth. Those are downright illegal in my country. Marketing in the USA is like the Wild Wild West, anything goes.
@Temmoie
@Temmoie Ай бұрын
@@One.Zero.One101 We call it hype.
@haydennr6
@haydennr6 2 ай бұрын
This game was doomed to fail the moment they added all these Fortnite health bars and no sword combat. Quite literally could’ve made multiplayer AC Black Flag and it would’ve been better
@manwithballsonarm6775
@manwithballsonarm6775 2 ай бұрын
Wtf is fortnite health bars
@RudoMike21
@RudoMike21 2 ай бұрын
A green bar?
@haydennr6
@haydennr6 2 ай бұрын
@@manwithballsonarm6775 like how the game has too much UI. Like everything has a health bar, and it’s up and in your face like you can’t just, yk, see the ship or whatever you’re shooting is damaged
@ShadeofGaz
@ShadeofGaz 2 ай бұрын
Noobs don't get it​@@haydennr6
@itriyum
@itriyum 2 ай бұрын
Fortnite has the trademark for green health bars?
@SniperCego
@SniperCego 2 ай бұрын
"On foot battle to be added later as a DLC, rejoice gamers, for this is AAAA gaming!"
@Slademodo
@Slademodo 2 ай бұрын
19:53 there is a subliminal Angry Joe appearing like in The Exorcist it took me off guard😂
@mohawkan423023
@mohawkan423023 2 ай бұрын
The one time everyone would have been completely fine with Ubisoft just copying one of their previous games, they decided not to do it and to fuck up a concept they already had nailed down 10 years ago.
@mikzpwnz_3199
@mikzpwnz_3199 2 ай бұрын
The wost part in playing both black flag and rogue, they had missions where you played as the npc ships (frigate in Black flag, Man o war in Rogue) and they showed that they were practically a DLC away from all being fully playable. That's the real heartbreak that they were so close to the finish line 10 years ago.
@cheesedoesgaming6088
@cheesedoesgaming6088 2 ай бұрын
Black flag is still the best game hands down, and they have it in countless games especially black flag 😂
@moltenbullet
@moltenbullet 2 ай бұрын
As a Singaporean, I have a few friends who worked on this game. The project started around the time they got out of schools with their diplomas and degrees in game design or project management, bright eyed and eager. I can feel their heart break with what this game became. I can see now why most of them chose to leave ubisoft despite it being, at one time, a dream place to work for them.
@rigulur
@rigulur 2 ай бұрын
what happened behind the scenes for it to go so wrong?
@ReachTea
@ReachTea 2 ай бұрын
No one correlates this game with Singapore
@Edax_Royeaux
@Edax_Royeaux 2 ай бұрын
Many Ubisoft games are rife with design decisions designed to milk the player instead of providing a fun experience. They games are sullied by greed, they feel dirty to play.
@minutesFX
@minutesFX 2 ай бұрын
@@bridgesbane7032that’s a bit of an over exaggeration
@AbMaSync
@AbMaSync 2 ай бұрын
​@@rigulur I imagine they got the Ubisoft special. "Here's the plan you get the game like THIS" "Sir, this is a store schematic" "Glad to see you understand, you have a week to finish while Steve from management breathes near your neck and makes you overtime to keep schedule, good luck"
@connorgunning6228
@connorgunning6228 Ай бұрын
I lost it at "a stamina bar for the ship" lmfaooooo
@user-oo2gy5cf3g
@user-oo2gy5cf3g 12 күн бұрын
Having to be a certain level to buy something soo basic like chicken was so funny to me I don't know why 😂😂😂
@DefensePoliticsAsia
@DefensePoliticsAsia 2 ай бұрын
I'm Singaporean. And I am pissed. And I beta tested it many years ago; its just a War of Warship clone then.... it suck... i never expected them to follow thru with the game mechanics.... and I'm not even a player of Assassin's Creed.
@Longshanks1690
@Longshanks1690 2 ай бұрын
I have to say, I’ve been having the best time since Skull & Bones released. Caribbean islands, hunting for treasure, building a crew, sailing your own ship, raiding other ships, getting the best outfits and just being the best pirate you can be! Yes, getting my old copy of Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag has really been one of the best things I’ve done recently since that boring chore of a game came out. :)
@cookie4wookiee
@cookie4wookiee 2 ай бұрын
Glad you're enjoying it. Obviously it hits some spots that people like👍
@mikzpwnz_3199
@mikzpwnz_3199 2 ай бұрын
Makes me think are these AAA companies going into a 40k style age of strife where the technological achievements they had a decade ago are just lost to time or something and they're using the in game store and season passes to hide what was lost? They can't make a climbing or combat system to walk around your ship but they have 100s of in game models the majority aren't going to see. Makes me think how few developers that are not in the art department that are holding the spaghetti code all together.
@InfinityRipper
@InfinityRipper 2 ай бұрын
​@@cookie4wookiee read the whole comment lol
@yonathanastorga1888
@yonathanastorga1888 2 ай бұрын
Had me there at first in the beginning paragraph 🤣
@TheChrisLouis
@TheChrisLouis 2 ай бұрын
You had us in the first half not gonna lie!
@kleberson777
@kleberson777 2 ай бұрын
Sid Meier : Pirates 2004. A game that came out 20 year ago before this game, was mechanically deeper than this game. It has ship management, cargo management, Crew management, Boarding strength based on crew number, Plundering success chance based on crew number, faction diplomacy, Retire system, Marriage, Treasure hunting, and Duel. Skull & Bones can just copy that at bare minimum
@benjiro8793
@benjiro8793 2 ай бұрын
I offer you Pirates! Gold 1993 as a counter that we had better games 30 years ago! With boarding and combat to take over the ships! Where you actually needed to take in account the wind, had tactical battles with your broadsides ...
@poilboiler
@poilboiler 2 ай бұрын
The pirating minigame from Curse of Monkey Island was deeper than this game. :p
@mrwog82
@mrwog82 2 ай бұрын
​@@poilboileryou talking about "what a coincidence, you fight like a cow!" 😂😂😂
@markbunst5961
@markbunst5961 2 ай бұрын
The pirate level in Sly Cooper 3 was better, and it was like 1/7th of the game
@Gh0stDrag0n1
@Gh0stDrag0n1 2 ай бұрын
The original Sid Pirates from 1987 was better
@dragoonduneman4161
@dragoonduneman4161 2 ай бұрын
Hey joe review WindBound , its not exactly a pirate game but its got most of the flavor that you like about pirate games and its got a pretty good wind mechanic
@stevewallace1387
@stevewallace1387 2 ай бұрын
Here in the uk CEX have loads of copies of this game on there shelves only weeks after the game came out I think that says it all
@parabellum4622
@parabellum4622 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 What the fuck, a ship has stamina. I'm crying. You can't make this shit up.
@CaptainTitforce
@CaptainTitforce 2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that shitty Harry Potter mobile game where you need to spend energy to take a break between lessons.
@victorcharles27
@victorcharles27 2 ай бұрын
I know it😅​@@CaptainTitforce
@mr.q337
@mr.q337 2 ай бұрын
Pirate game? nah this is Ship simulator =)))
@mulyanax3921
@mulyanax3921 2 ай бұрын
​@@mr.q337ship simulator? With stamina? No man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@frankieb9444
@frankieb9444 2 ай бұрын
Surprised they didn't include gas. "You have run out of gas, please wait 3 hours or purchase Pirate coins for more gas"
@BassFlapper
@BassFlapper 2 ай бұрын
Darn 32:00 missed a perfect shot at a joke: "What is this, a crowbar?" "Even better, it's a drawing of a crowbar!"
@jessicaheller3076
@jessicaheller3076 2 ай бұрын
Lol 😂
@FunZies.
@FunZies. 2 ай бұрын
Ohh, that's a throw back, isn't? Which review was this from?
@FeNite8
@FeNite8 2 ай бұрын
​@@FunZies.It's from the beginning of the 2nd Pirates of the Caribbean movie
@absolutelyfookinnobody2843
@absolutelyfookinnobody2843 2 ай бұрын
Yawn, let them make them make jokes and keep yours to yourself
@neutchain7838
@neutchain7838 2 ай бұрын
lol :D
@mathewhamilton9610
@mathewhamilton9610 9 күн бұрын
56:55 the epic music of the ship getting upgraded and then the clap at the end lol
@davidallen1863
@davidallen1863 2 ай бұрын
Love the low key shade of using Sea of Thieves assets for your pirate skits.😂 Great video!
@medalion1390
@medalion1390 2 ай бұрын
At the end of the day what we all really want is just an open world game that does for pirates what RDR2 did for cowboys.
@IAmTheAce5
@IAmTheAce5 2 ай бұрын
And what Ghosts of Tsushima did for Ninjas (maybe? 🤷‍♂️) And what Dying Light (or maybe State of Decay?) did for zombies. That covers pirates, cowboys, ninjas and zombies.
@xxquagmir3xx270
@xxquagmir3xx270 2 ай бұрын
Cough cough rockstar make us a damn pirate game please lol
@viralshark
@viralshark 2 ай бұрын
Sea of Thieves?
@IAmTheAce5
@IAmTheAce5 2 ай бұрын
@@viralshark running around on ships and islands, sailing, fighting, and plundering- with maps, crew, and monsters as well.
@squeamygaming
@squeamygaming 2 ай бұрын
Amen!
@hanshaperle6075
@hanshaperle6075 2 ай бұрын
Arrowhead (Helldivers) said it beautiful: "A game for everyone, is a game for no one".
@voidox
@voidox 2 ай бұрын
That's not a new thing, they didn't say anything there as it's an old saying. Also it's not necessarily always true.
@ItsAlpacaMan
@ItsAlpacaMan 2 ай бұрын
@@voidoxyou sound fun
@voidox
@voidox 2 ай бұрын
@@ItsAlpacaMan aww, fanboy mad at facts and reality.
@Ocelotmaniac
@Ocelotmaniac 2 ай бұрын
@@voidox I don't think his point was to "glaze" the helldivers studio, it is just a very recent well received videogame. The main point he was trying to get at is that big developers make these games that cater to all types of people but in the end, they often fail to fully understand and the wants and needs of their consumers.
@SmilingJester2
@SmilingJester2 27 күн бұрын
24:44 Ahh the Ryobi/any brand Leaf Vacuum. Weak on suction but fun to use anyways
@Raishikaku
@Raishikaku 2 ай бұрын
That is kinda weird, Stamina are for ship. Especially since I would expect a Game with a ship to already be limited by the direction of the wind, I.e. Sail against the wind, Moves slowly, sail with the wind move fast.
@nscoby9311
@nscoby9311 2 ай бұрын
I love how "forget everything you know about the traditional pirate fantasy" is now synonymous with phrases like "16 times the detail" and "it just works" love me a good Angry angry Review! 😂
@Kos4Evr
@Kos4Evr 2 ай бұрын
We needed a new meme. Keep it up
@justicedunham4088
@justicedunham4088 2 ай бұрын
“We listened to fans along the way” And then apparently made sure to do the opposite of what they said they wanted.
@Mac_Omegaly
@Mac_Omegaly 2 ай бұрын
They listened to the desk fans in their office. That's why owning a desk fan is more enjoyable than this game.
@Vaguer_Weevil
@Vaguer_Weevil 2 ай бұрын
​@@Mac_Omegaly All they heard was "brrrrrrrrr", which is like the noise I hear when the characters speak
@HoZKiNZ
@HoZKiNZ 2 ай бұрын
10:41 that cat on the left shitting sparks yo
@awolpeace1781
@awolpeace1781 2 ай бұрын
Ubisoft didn't beat Sid Myers in making a pirate game 20 years later, how?
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