I mean, regular Roland was boring as hell, lacking almost any kind of charisma outside of "soldier boy Lilith fucked because hot" He's the least interesting personality out of the original 4, and only Axton bored me more from 2, as he wasn't all that fun or interesting himself and surrounded by these bright, vibrant cast and the greatest villain in gaming history. Something about those soldiers is just boring.

@@Bananahammock681 Cool so the obvious answer is to just have Kevin Hart do the exact same thing he's ever done in every movie he's ever been in, ever. Seems totally legit and awesome.

wym? you dont want to see Border(Jumanji 3)lands? @@Drax514

@@Drax514 I would kill for boring old roland just to avoid having Kevin "i was never funny" Hart in this movie. Where is the rest of the original team ??? Who the F is the human guy leading the bandits ??? Why the fuck did they make these decisions i dont understand it man 😭

@@Bananahammock681 We get it, youre a zoomer who needs bright colors and shiny lights to be interested in something. In fiction though there is always a need for serious straight characters to make the crazy wacky characters stand out more.

pls bring the writers of borderlands2 for the movie. i hope this is a girlboss feminist film! we dont have enough of those

Clearly no money left after the stellar casting choices. Story must be shit to so heavily rely on the names of the actors to d rum up hype.

Ntm cage the Elephant is a very cheap band to get music from

TRUUUUUUUE. What a waste.

Bullseye.

Halo? Wait no....The Witcher?

@@damenpine The Witcher was the most disappointing for me.

agree

try 30

Doesn't matter. It's gonna make money

She's perfect for anything.

@@maxpower8763Not as much as they want. This will be a flop in their books.

It’s not her age that’s the problem, she’s just wrong for the role.

Delulu

I guess being a Siren is stressful 😅

​@@archersterling6726This is the modern creative process. They had to take half of Roland's overall size to double Lilith's overall age. If you don't understand why they had to do that, this movie wasn't made for you. Or me. Or most people really.

Cate Blanchett is 54

but it cant be BL1 cuz tiny tina would not have been around neither would krig

Im with you. They got Tiny Tina all wrong just everything

Yes plz

Sonic was a cg character. None of the principal photography had to be redone. The only thing you could change at this point is the voice of claptrap

@@ItsGamingFancy fuck that would still be a win

Agreed.

out of a cannon into a volcano

Its probably a minority the checks a box

​@@highriskgunman4181Yes

​@@highriskgunman4181I was going to say out of a cannon, but you took it farther than I would have. 👍

Truuuue

"You're adopted!"

yeah. og borderlands 1, 2, 1.5 and 1st tales from the borderlands were the true games that delivers the spirit of borderlands universe in the right balance between lulziness, grittiness and sadness...

@@chefbreccia2642 This movie’s adopted…

Mmmmm… bros spittin. U couldn’t be any more right fr

They obviously don't have the budget for it, but hear me out: Idris Elba

Terry would've been great, but anyone would've been better than Kevin Hart. I don't even hate Kevin, but that is an AWFUL casting choice.

He's trash and no one would want him in the role

​@@TadRaunch Idris Elba would be a great Roland

@@TadRaunch Aldis Hodge is a closer look and younger for sequels

And yet Jamie Curtis is in it too xD

This entire movie is gonna fuckin suck and ruin the BL series with Kevin's stupid inflated ego. Might as well get Ryan Reynolds on scene.

amen brother

BL3 was good… wym…?

@@dustinlackey4250 The "humor" was dreadful and ruined the entire game.

@@dustinlackey4250 that game managed to piss me off in ways i never knew where possible

@@LordAsharak well.. ya got me there..I did thoroughly enjoy the gunplay and the variety. The vehicles were very fun too

He was probably the cheapest option. He hasn't had many big roles lately and prolly needed a check.

Didn’t even realize he was Roland until I read it in a comment… then I had to do a double take.

His manager

​@@solusdeath "He was probably the cheapest option." Yeah because everyone knows, if you're on a tight budget...hire Kevin Hart. Totally feasible.

It’s 2024, we live in the Upside Down.

Because Hollywood producers will never respect Animation, no matter how many times Animated movies blow Live Action movies away at the Box Office.

They could have put a Sin City cell filter over it all. That would have made it look look great.

Wish they'd remove the cell shade game was so good looking without it. But had to Cell shade it to avoid an AO rating.

Because some of us want live action shows

It could be, but the audience for animated tends to be much smaller.

😂

Honestly even Tiny Tina somehow looks too old. Like Tiny Tina is supposed to be 13 but acts and dresses way younger, yet the actress is 16, and wears so much heavy make-up that she looks closer to late-20s, plus acting more like your typical stroppy teen written by 50 year old men

@@Trojianmaru TT looks like 9-10 in the game lol.

@@Bieggaoaivi exactly. Even though she's 13, she has deep emotional trauma that causes her to dress and act far more childish. It's not just quirky for the sake of being quirky, it's part of her character back story, and the writers just threw it away. They really should of had Anthony & Ashley Burch involved with the movie, if they wanted to use Tiny Tina, or understand why everyone loved Borderlands (honestly specifically Borderlands 2. Nobody ever gushes over the villains from BL1, it only really got great once Anthony Birch was hired)

I watched Shazam 2 for Grace Fulton and Grace Fulton alone

wait its not?

Call of Duty: Starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.

That's the vibe I was getting! Yes! Like a PS3 commercial or something!

Let's be real though. Many of us gamers thought Gaurdians was trying to be Borderlands when Guardians came out. There were always parallels between the 2.

@@xtreme65 lol wut?

​@@xtreme65I think that was just you, bro

With this casting lets hope we dont get another one at all period.

Never say never. We got Spider-man re-booted 3x in 10-15 years.

Spider-Man is arguably far more popular than the Borderlands franchise. This movie is dead in the water and a fatal gut shot to the franchise going forward.

@@jonathanocchi7044 Yet another corpse of a video game-based movie on a pile of many. HOW the F is it so difficult to just do what the game did ?!? Incredible how moronic and how many of them there are, these decision makers so called.

I'm good with that. Not every popular game needs a movie adaptation.

Rebel Moon also has a worthy challenger as well

For real. We get borderlands 2 dlc characters but no maya, no brick, no mordicai, no axton and no Salvador lmfao

@@zachrohler1047 How do you know we don't get any of those characters? You've seen the movie already? Just because they didn't show the entire movie in the trailer, doesn't mean other characters can't be in the movie you know.

​@@LordLOCIf brick and Mordecai were here we would know by now. Movie looks like it's gonna suck for more reasons than that though

@@LordLOC They are not on character list submitted for the movie my guy

@@LordLOC IMDB cast list. They're not there.

Because nobody on the writing team has ever even seen the damn title screen let alone played the games or paid attention to the story.

They are also searching for vaults, which they only find out they exist all over the universe after Roland’s death. (BL2 after defeating the warrior)

Thank god other people are noticing this stuff and talking about it...I thought I was the only one and it was driving me crazy.

Diversity

The creators of the movie just googled the characters and took the images from that

As dust

And where is Brick?

that and monkey shit

Unfortunately

I thought live action Cowbop Bebop was rad, aside from ruining vicious. And I think this has major Borderlands vibes, because Borderlands is also retarded. Lol

looks like a porn parody

Nuh uh

I doubt the casting was fair and neutral rather than who had better connections in the industry.

You're gonna watch it anyway

why didn’t they add eddie muphy

That doesn't explain how Roland is here then lol

@@roflBeck cause in aging, black don't crack

@@TheHmongol have you not played BL2?

He's a resurrected corpse, no wonder he shrunk.

Starring Roland’s Dick

That wouldve been so good.

Its 2024 and theyre driving out underpaid animators they were never going to do it that way

Trigger would nail this. Bro, i can’t believe I didn’t think of this myself.

That I would kill to see

Live action could work they just need to cast correctly.

So true, bro. That's exactly what I thought about the cell shading.

nerds spend to much time thinking everything needs to cater to them, the vast majority of the audience for a boderlands movie dont know what cell shading is, and wouldn't care

@@trahapace150yeah but this looks so bad, its like they are not even trying.

@@trahapace150 Its almost like when u try to use the name of a franchise to entice fans to see it, they expect to see something representing the the franchise they like. But your right, halo season 1 was awesome...

@@trahapace150 nerds spend money. lol too bad for whoever made this garbage film.

I suspect a severe lack of money is what inspired that choice. Kevin is probably way cheaper. Because there's no way Jack and Cate were cheap.

Terry is not exactly a person that movie people would hire today. His political views like fairness for all people are literal cancer to Hollywood.

Too white, too male

Def feel that Borderlands humor is for the 2010s

Didn’t help that Borderlands 3 couldn’t do serious scenes either, like character deaths. They scrapped a whole funeral-like scene for no reason, and had two obnoxious villains that were just twitch streamers in the borderlands-verse who lacked all humor.

​@@Kitbatslet's be real, borderlands 1 and 2 are not really apart of the psot 3 era

Hard disagree from me. Borderlands 2 is my personal favorite, but some of the jokes there are super dated.

I don’t know if I’d go that far. I‘ve been playing Borderlands 2 with friends and the humor just doesn’t do it for me. I think saying it’s “hysterical” is a bit inaccurate, at least in my opinion.

Whats DOA?

@@B0olio Dead on Arrival

The world looked pretty good but the casting is just awful. I don’t know who let that go through

@@doclouis4236 good looks👍🏽

They are too clean. Boardland is a dirty place. How do they stay clean?

yeah this cd would win a razzie for sure

Coming in 2026: The Oscars will add Academy Award for casting directors.

Too young for this cast.

The Reacher guy would be the perfect Brick. Too bad he can't act.

the dude is 50 wdym lol@@Bananahammock681

​@@mickpratt8327Well Brick isn't exactly a tough role...

I could go for Michael Jai White.

Their blockbuster bust

It will likely be bad but definitely not THAT bad.

😂

He would certainly be a more appropriate fit for Roland, but he has the came problem Kate Blanchett has with Lillith, he's too old.

@@wolfdemexico Stern military man can be on the older side, it's fine Older Lilith... well, this getup just doesn't fit her, she looks like an old lady attending geek expo in cosplay to look cool for her granddaughter

This !

ah yes another peice of Eli Roths "great" writing.

Well I will give credit to the fact that the falling out with Claptrap's voice actor scratched him off the list of possibilities--but they still could/should have hired someone who sounds closer to the roll.

@@gaelofariandel6747yeah, i knew about that because of the last game. I love jack black and give him credit. but it all feels wrong to me. i cant shake that feeling

​@@gaelofariandel6747They have a different VO in BL3. He wasn't as good as the OG, but still better than Jack Black being Jack Black with a modulator.

Woke bs this trailer is

@@stardustdragonx3612 I mean, the trailer is garbage, sure. But how the hell is this trailer "woke"?

@@stardustdragonx3612 woke is not an adjective to describe everything you don't like

@@stardustdragonx3612 Bruh while this trailer is utter garbage there's literally nothing "woke" about it.

yes thats what i felt like after watching it too not excited

Amen.

an insult to the 2000s....i think there's better movies from that era

Lots of 2000s movies are waaaaay better than that

@@RhythmGrizz I said BLOCKBUSTER movies not all movies.......

It's gonna make money sooo

@@maxpower8763 That isn’t assured. Unless the budget is like 1 million dollars.

​@@maxpower8763L response

@@maxpower8763 you mean like New Tales did? It's also in "Borderlands" world. What it also shit? You bet your ass.

Same for krieg

At least try to get that Wile E. Coyote movie first.

wtf. This doesn’t even look that bad. Why the hell would you trade for batgirl? I guarantee that movie was terrible

@@psbox362someone hire this man

Its gonna make alot of money regardless

Nah I’d rather this then a black batgirl

Just simply get women who look like those women. Nonthing about them being "sexy". Tannis is not that old. Roland is mature and respectable and only performs goofy in tiny Tina dlc because that is a fantasy game as part of the expansion. Nothing to do with "Masuculine" just maturity. Jack black does not capture the complexities of Clap Trap who had two voice actors. The original one was treated like trash by Gearbox. And tiny Tina's wonderlands hired hypocritical women who conduct bi erasure themselves. Also tiny Tina says "babygirl instead of babycakes" so yeah.

randy has great magical talent in making his old gearbox talents 'disappear'. even david eddings the original claptrap VA has no power at all to be casted as claptrap VA in this movie.

If they hired someone like Hulk Hogan to play Torgue, they'd go from a -500/10 rating, to at least an 4/10

@@Trojianmaru Nah, it should be Jessie Ventura. You can tell they modeled Torgue after him anyway.

Nah. Torgue High-Five Flexington is too much Chad for the _modern audience_ they want. They'd probably get Ezra Miller to play him.

Nah, they'd make Mr. Torgue a lesbian female.

Not necessary...it just needed to be a TV show, but with proper director suited for the job and on very specific streaming platform, that is also fitting for material such as Borderlands, for example the same one, on which Fallout TV show is going to be ran on, or the Last Of Us or the Twisted Metal! It definitely could work as live action tv series and with much much better casting than this...this...this is just plain embarassing!...

hitler took the dmt...stalin took the dmt...mao took the dmt the d the d the dmt eli roth took the dmt

@@shadyklawz7259 elves

Stevie Wonder

@@SlothyVlogs LMFAO

It's gonna make money. Because Jack Black, and Kevin Hart are in it

​@@maxpower8763bot spamming

@@maxpower8763unfortunately it will but it will be the lowest rated movie besides madam garbage 😂

There is no BRICK, or Mordechai

no wwe casting it does not work

​@@theshadowsniper1085except when it does. See no evil was pretty good, walking tall remake was phenomenal, guardians 1 was one of marvels most successful movies and lots loved Dave's take on Drax

Cringe

that was in the b2 commander lilith dlc, which was probably mostly made by the new gearbox team that made b3 because that dlc was meant to be used as the bridge between b2+b1.5+tftb ending to b3 prelude (which they've done really poorly since they completely retcon athena+the eridian watcher from that dlc+b3 while also not giving any new story voicelines in that dlc to b2 hunters AT ALL). that claptrap beggin to lilith to allow him back into crimson raiders is a very insulting joke reference to the rumor that the original claptrap VA (david eddings) which was a very important gearbox employee that was very underpaid and got harassed so much by randy pitchford's pranks quit gearbox due to payment dispute. it shows how much damage randy himself had done to gearbox itself by alienating his employees with his annoying prankish harassment shenanigans. not to mention how troy baker refuse to become rhys' VA again in b3 because gearbox got problems with VA union. those rumors combined foreshadow the many factors that made b3 main story have so much plot holes, retcons, missing characters that should have been present, and who knows how much contents that had been cut from b3 development... maybe its mostly because of randy's poor leadership, and also maybe its because gearbox tried to compete their battleborn with blizzardvision's overwatch (battleborn fails hard)... anyway, you can see how poor leadership alienating the talents in the team can eventually kill off a successful IP and wasted so much potentials...

Irritating?

No. Because Paul Worthless Shite Anderson played most of the Resident Evil Games and those movies are still bad.

Studio is obviously behind every decisions

@@maxpower8763the first Resident Evil movie was good in my opinion

​@@redpilledhispanic1239One exception

You can force them to play a game but you cant force them to like it and if they dont like it they wont know why fans do like it. Unless its cadted and directed by a fan who was already a fan itll never be good. This is a cash grab by suits who dont understand the franchise.

Also the guy who made the Hostel movies

i can't believe this move was made

That movie was awesome

and have guns that shoot swords... with knights and skeletons throwing swords awkwardly... no thanks. that would be fine in a borderlands bunkers & badasses spinoff, but borderlands is mostly about mad max sci-fi aliens-banditos-corporates-vigilantes drama in space.

@@kukuhimanputraraharja8084He wasnt talking about knights and skeletons, hes talking about the style of the show. How guardians is comical and the music sounding similar, you can calm down

​@@foofoolame9127oh ok then.

Dungeons and dragons is one of the beat movies of this genre

don't worry her adult diaper should cushion the fall.