It was dumb but was a fun movie

@@zacharyalfano9846 I was getting bored after the chase scene, it was barely about the dinosaurs here, it was mostly locusts and a company commiting famine for profit.

You say it like it's a bad thing, are you aware of the amount that humans kill and destroy?

That, and Dr. Cardigan's asinine solution literally leads to Children of Men.

Indeed. Releasing a mink from a fur farm into wild where it isn't native is disastrous enough. Imagine the havok that releasing predators such as tyrannosaurus, mosasaurus or Hollywood velociraptor wreaks to animal populations. Not only that, but I'm not sure many ecosystems can sustain a sudden introduction of large herbivorous dinosaurs. It is so stupid to suggest that dinosaurs can easily live alongside modern life.

SAME

Relax it wasn’t that bad to walk out on lmao

I like how Malcolm's job in the movie is to just call out how insane everything sounds even by the universe's standards 🤣

@@kuhanblock9380 yeah, I doubt he'd even be surprised at this point.

@@23StudiosSports yes it was. Besides The Mummy with Tom Cruise, this is the worst movie I've ever seen in cinemas.

Yeah, that's one of my issues with the movie. I was ready to see one of the main characters, mainly Ian Malcolm, to die in front of my eyes..... but nope..... no one dies! In fact, no one actually got extremely hurt. They all live happily ever after! I sadly had to accept the fwct that this movie wasn't thr perfect rap up for the Jurassic Saga I was promised, so I'm slowly listening to other criticism for the movie. But obviously I'm not watching this one, mainly cause these three were already biased of the movie from the start. -_-

star wars, transformers and now this

@@h4mm3rz84 Soon Lotr.

Hopefully from the ashes a chosen one will rise to give birth to something new.... I mean original ideas and not more sequels/prequels/remakes

Franchises on list: Star Wars Star Trek DC Jurassic park Transformers Terminator Predator Doctor who Marvel (for me personally) Fantastic beasts Fast and furious Next up Lord of the rings

@@MrEfkius LOTR hasn't been sold yet. But I wonder if Peter Jackson would like to visit the time when the rings (including the one ring) were made

The fact its jurassic Park says it all. 1st was just OK and the 2nd one was terrible

That's his look like 95% of the time

For me it's OJ, he looks dead inside in the thumbnail LUL

MrJasonRed As soon as I saw that the trailer had explosions in it, I knew it was gonna be bad. They turned Jurassic Park from a horror to a Micheal Bay action flick.

Was about to comment this lol

Man I still need to read it. This is a really, really good point about the dinosaurs being interchangeable with something else.

I really wish this comment was highlighted. Because that's exactly what it is. Good luck on convincing the masses to open their brain that much though...

Very well said , all complaints on writing are exoteric, but the esoteric is where its at in this film. Why else would Ian put the password "1984" for his first guess? Thought police anyone?

I found it hilarous that with the amount of dinosaurs AND people in the movie, not a drop of blood splattered during the entire film Gotta make it super child friendly for those green dollar bills from kids somehow!

Yep. Crichton wrote about chaos theory, and used cloning dinosaurs as an example. Jurassic Park is a VERRRYYYYYY underrated novel. It's actually quite deep.

Also, the first one was more than just a generic flashy action with dinosaurs, it was more than that. It told a better story, had better characters, it had a better direction, visuals that still hold up, there was such an amazing sense of awe! When the dinosaurs showed up it was incredible, now they’re just there. And I think the biggest difference between the first one and all of the others is just how thought-provoking and overall clever it is.

@@Howlingburd19 I gotta say I have an amazing idea for what this trilogy should have been as a pitch: imagine if Jurassic World was about not just one park that had dinosaurs but a large handful already located in the States and the European continent. You have a band of eco terrorists who are so sick of these corporations not learning from Hammonds past mistakes they orchestrate a global catastrophic release of all the dinosaurs. Maybe a part of the reason for this is that the leader lost his daughter or someone he loved to an accident from the past sequels, like the San Diego incident. This could be a great sci-fi mystery thriller about Owen and Claire working at different parks training dinosaurs not because they are like dogs but because of the genetic coding. The operation runs with the idea that they are not making authenticated dinosaurs and we could have a brilliant commentary on how far paleontology has evolved as a science. I would even have a more cooler looking version of the Indominus Rex in there too. More intelligent, more terrifying, and more hard to kill. Picture something for the Indominus Rex like Kothoga from the Relic, a brilliant creature design from Stan Winston. I would also have Indominus survive to be the core Dino-villian of the trilogy. It's a real joker Dino that wants to watch the world burn, not the Giga. And that would be my setup for the first film. Make it less silly and B grade and more a serious creature feature where a corperation wanted to create this monster for the sake of making a domestic creature that evolved to be bigger than they thought it would be and more intelligent then they thought. Not to weaponize dinosaurs. I would just have the breed of raptors Owen trains be genetically modified to be less like a Dinonynchus and more like an actual mutation of a science fiction creature. Now for Fallen Kingdom, I would just have this be about living with dinosaurs all over the planet. JURASSIC WORLD. I would also have the legacy cast show up here working on helping the CIA bust Biosyn who was trying to cover their tracks in the creation of the Indominus. NO INDO-RAPTOR. It's not as scary to me. And no silly plot armor set pieces where the cast feel like their in an Indiana Jones film or Mission Impossible, be more survival horror where Owen and Claire have to meet Grant, Malcolm, and Elle at the rendezvous points escorting a cloned child who is important to Biosyn's one goal as part of a sub-plot to find a possible cure for cancer. Make it more like the Last of Us and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Unfortunately just like Last of Us, the child would die from the operation. Explaining why Owen and Claire keep her hidden. I would have some very emotional risks taken with the story too. The child Maisie as a clone could be failing as a successful experiment and developing cancer herself...yes I would go there. Her last wish would be to just help save some dinosaurs as any child's/young adult's fantasy would be in this scenario. I would make her likable and very similar to Joel and Ellie from the Last of Us. The relationship with Owen and his raptor Blue would also be more developed as the two work on finding the eco terrorists from the first installment. Some dangerous set pieces here and there. Nothing bombastic, only small scale and visceral like the Jeep attack from the T-Rex in the first film. I would have the journey of the legacy cast take Grant, Malcolm, and Elle from the locations we saw I think in the Middle East to the same locations as Owen in Utah during the winter. With a climax culminating in the death of the central human villain and a terrifying cliffhanger with our legacy cast seriously injured, maybe near death. Like the second season of Hannibal you would all need to wait for the final installment in this trilogy to see who survived the bloodbath from the Indominus Rex and it's large army of disciplined genetically engineered dinsouears who have evolved since the last eight years of the first film in the trilogy. Becoming almost as intelligent and hard to kill as the Indominus, even being able to live in the harsh snowy climate of Utah or Oklahoma. A very Planet of the Apes concept that reinvigorates those prophetic words of Ian Malcolm instead of just winning people over with nostalgia, that when you try and control life itself and put a price tag on it as a lunch box, selling it with absolute apathy, life will soon find a way. And also.........no Dodgson is in this whole trilogy. You could all use your imagination for that last chapter as it were for what it could have been. I would call it as a trilogy JURASSIC PARKS, THE NEW WORLD JURASSIC PARK, AND THEN WE HAVE JURASSIC WORLD. 🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕 😎🤠👩🏻‍🦳 Last three emojis are supposed to be Malcolm, Grant, and Sadler. I'm pasting this comment around KZfaq to see what people have to say about it as a lengthy pitch.

Ikr the legacies of these legendary figures in cinema are being tarnished by hollywoods greed and carelessness

Spielberg is a fallen god dont fool yourself with rose tinted glasses

Just holiwood. There are some good series on some streaming sites. Anime is popping

of course, if you don't know enough to make something good yourself it becomes very difficult to improve something someone much better than you made for you.

Evil cannot create anything new, they can only make poor imitation of things that already exist. Yeah, "evil" sounds outrageous, more like narcissm with inferiority complex.

Exactly this. Dinosaurs would stand no chance against modern weaponry

Remember, Hollywood loves to play off that the military is that incompetent.

@@BreezeOTM The military IS incompetent, their weapons aren't

@@BreezeOTM Top Gun?? Rambo?? Schwarzenegger's whole career?

@@BreezeOTM The military is incompetent but not in that sense. They can kill anything. A dinosaur would be no problem even with WWI weaponry.

Well, I kinda wished Fury Road was more like its opening 10 minutes throughout, and it kinda got meh when it focused on Furiosa. The best parts are the action sequences with Max, honestly.

@@VexJinks nope masterpiece all the way

force awakens was good as well before the other stupid shit came out

@@VexJinks agreed. Mad max excels at saying little and doing a lot. Felt like a missed opportunity and now we'll never see that book closed

@@VexJinksFury Road is incredible!

You can tell from the thumbnail

@@Chessticular_Chancer whats is thumbnail?

thats literally his face for 99% of films

@@JDOGGOKUSSJ2 agreed he is the ultimate Chad. Dude hates fucking everything

When does he not have that face? Alex is the greatest writer in the world. Nothing is on his level. He hates everything because it’s not too his liking.

Yeah they should have had a group of people who believe dinosaurs should be reintroduced using cloning tech to create herds of the animals and drop them in various locations. How the hell did a heard of triceratops end up roaming the plains of Africa with elephants?

You're giving Disney IQ too much credit there

@@M419.99 Disney? This universal💀

@@M419.99 Disney? Wtf you talking about 😂

Yeahhh! The underground market would have been amazing 😭

I thought the cloning thing was genius, and after having this cloned girl with dino dna in Fallen Kingdom I f**king hoped they went somewhere with that in this film. Also Alex critiques the “weaponizing dinosaurs” plot of the first movie, and again, I thought that was genius. This isn’t Jurassic Park, this is Jurassic World. New ideas, higher stakes.

Lmao yeah, I find that really funny that Ian Malcolm in the first movie basically, unintentionally of course, foreshadowed how Jurassic Park was going to be handled in future movies.

Exactly. The perfect analogy here

Nailed it.

Yes, exactly that

Jurassic World 2015, Star Wars Force Awakens 😔

The first one sucks too, you were just a stupid kid who remembers it fondly. All of these movies are corporate commercials and nothing more.

I hated the pilot. She was barely allowed to do anything except look badass. When people were running around she was slowly strutting to a weapon. i hated the whole movie lol

Ok really? Lost world and JP 3 weren’t dumb action movies as well? This franchise has one great movie

@@nohomers100 wdym lost world was great. Not as good as part 1 but at least it had a decent story and characters

@@DurpyKraken And the lost world was heavily criticized and JPlll even more so. Because the series was starting to veer away from it's more grounded origins. Now they amount to just better looking SyFy channel unoriginal movies.

After the first film the series took a hard nosedive and never dug itself out of the ground

@@nohomers100 dude fair enough on 3 but Lost World fucking slaps

Same here.

Except 2 and 3, that was a disaster

They love milking all that money just to make another 1

well we already 10 X men movies

@@erainmartinez8175 there’s gonna be 11 X-men

No it didn't dude. I know why you say that because it does feel like it but actually the good movies were made with hugeeee efforts and pushing throughs against corporate demands and public/market/idiots opinions. Some of those movies exist against everything and everyone. It was just a matter of time before the quality dropped... The bs was ALWAYS there! The people that pushed through get weeded out, because they can't stand all the bs... The people that made it were the ones who had an obsessive passion about the thing. With the internet it makes things sort of more spread out and generalized... So you get more of it. You can't blame the wheels of a car if the motor sucks you get it? And actually, I'm not being totally fair... Because I've heard some actors (from those special movies) saying that the film crew can also be big jerks and a brake to the movie development and/or quality. So it's not just the corporate or public's fault... It can also so be due to internal factors of the movie making. Not just external factors like I implied. Hell even the actors can be a brake. Making movies is difficult dude! It's a battlefield. Lots of forces, lots of moving parts, sometimes you have to step up, sometimes you have to swallow your pride. Only those with strong will and a clear vision make it

I just saw the movie today, 2 months after release. Never watched a trailer or had anything spoiled. Movie still sucked.

disrespectful to talk to your fans like that. Entitled and takes his position for granted, doesn't give a fuck about you whatsoever. Don't know why some ppl think he's a awesome guy

@@viewaskew7741 Right?!

Since he went there...... His body language in many reviews tells me he might have realized living 24/7 in Neverland isn't all it's cracked up to be.

@@viewaskew7741 Sounds like you recognised yourself in his words, hah. He says it like it is, if you don't like it you can always press the mute button, it's not like someone is forcing you to listen to him.

@@alek3974 Maybe he was talking about you, well just never know eh? I come here for AJ not that prick, show was much better before he got involved. The only reason Joe hasn't told him to take a hike is because he knows fans like you enjoy the negativity echo chamberand relate to him. You can tell AJ is holding his tongue so many times when Alex is going on some rant about hating everything in existence

If you haven’t watch it, let me encourage you some more. The first act, all of if was dinosaurs. The second act is to plot heavy and less dinosaurs, the third act… its nostalgia trip and some dinosaurs I love the film for the first time, but I will pass for rewatching.

@@hijikili2656 It should be called Locust world what a pile of shit, that was supposed to be about the consequences of dinosaurs in the world. not the consequences of locusts

You'll get more in Jurassic Park 2

A person with half a brain would understand dinosaurs in modern world is a concept you can stretch out into 3-6 films with no problem, fuck it, even into a TV show, give things time to breath, but nooo, they have to cram 3 films into one, held together by nostalgia. From Treverrow to J.J. Abrams, from Transformers, Terminator, Aquaman, always the same problem.

Like, make it a shitty disaster blockbuster but with dinosaurs. That's all I want. Even gimme the stolen kid plot, have Owen and Blu go on a goose chase to get the kid while society goes to shit, that could be fun

After the 2nd one I gave up lol of fast and the furious

I literally said the exact same thing to my wife.

People tell me the same thing with Disney Star Wars; "Just turn your brain off and enjoy it!" If you have to turn your brain off to enjoy something, that just screams at how bad it is.

@@Gokenshiba Tokyo drift is a good movie you sheep

I thought 7 was ok

What about Spiderman?

@@KillbotSw to be fair the old cast wasn't confirmed

Top Gun?

@@KillbotSw trash too. Just nostalgia bait

Well nostalgia is the brand, they want that nostalgia money cause that bullshit pays off every single time

I gotta say I have an amazing idea for what this trilogy should have been as a pitch: imagine if Jurassic World was about not just one park that had dinosaurs but a large handful already located in the States and the European continent. You have a band of eco terrorists who are so sick of these corporations not learning from Hammonds past mistakes they orchestrate a global catastrophic release of all the dinosaurs. Maybe a part of the reason for this is that the leader lost his daughter or someone he loved to an accident from the past sequels, like the San Diego incident. This could be a great sci-fi mystery thriller about Owen and Claire working at different parks training dinosaurs not because they are like dogs but because of the genetic coding. The operation runs with the idea that they are not making authenticated dinosaurs and we could have a brilliant commentary on how far paleontology has evolved as a science. I would even have a more cooler looking version of the Indominus Rex in there too. More intelligent, more terrifying, and more hard to kill. Picture something for the Indominus Rex like Kothoga from the Relic, a brilliant creature design from Stan Winston. I would also have Indominus survive to be the core Dino-villian of the trilogy. It's a real joker Dino that wants to watch the world burn, not the Giga. And that would be my setup for the first film. Make it less silly and B grade and more a serious creature feature where a corperation wanted to create this monster for the sake of making a domestic creature that evolved to be bigger than they thought it would be and more intelligent then they thought. Not to weaponize dinosaurs. I would just have the breed of raptors Owen trains be genetically modified to be less like a Dinonynchus and more like an actual mutation of a science fiction creature. Now for Fallen Kingdom, I would just have this be about living with dinosaurs all over the planet. JURASSIC WORLD. I would also have the legacy cast show up here working on helping the CIA bust Biosyn who was trying to cover their tracks in the creation of the Indominus. NO INDO-RAPTOR. It's not as scary to me. And no silly plot armor set pieces where the cast feel like their in an Indiana Jones film or Mission Impossible, be more survival horror where Owen and Claire have to meet Grant, Malcolm, and Elle at the rendezvous points escorting a cloned child who is important to Biosyn's one goal as part of a sub-plot to find a possible cure for cancer. Make it more like the Last of Us and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Unfortunately just like Last of Us, the child would die from the operation. Explaining why Owen and Claire keep her hidden. I would have some very emotional risks taken with the story too. The child Maisie as a clone could be failing as a successful experiment and developing cancer herself...yes I would go there. Her last wish would be to just help save some dinosaurs as any child's/young adult's fantasy would be in this scenario. I would make her likable and very similar to Joel and Ellie from the Last of Us. The relationship with Owen and his raptor Blue would also be more developed as the two work on finding the eco terrorists from the first installment. Some dangerous set pieces here and there. Nothing bombastic, only small scale and visceral like the Jeep attack from the T-Rex in the first film. I would have the journey of the legacy cast take Grant, Malcolm, and Elle from the locations we saw I think in the Middle East to the same locations as Owen in Utah during the winter. With a climax culminating in the death of the central human villain and a terrifying cliffhanger with our legacy cast seriously injured, maybe near death. Like the second season of Hannibal you would all need to wait for the final installment in this trilogy to see who survived the bloodbath from the Indominus Rex and it's large army of disciplined genetically engineered dinsouears who have evolved since the last eight years of the first film in the trilogy. Becoming almost as intelligent and hard to kill as the Indominus, even being able to live in the harsh snowy climate of Utah or Oklahoma. A very Planet of the Apes concept that reinvigorates those prophetic words of Ian Malcolm instead of just winning people over with nostalgia, that when you try and control life itself and put a price tag on it as a lunch box, selling it with absolute apathy, life will soon find a way. And also.........no Dodgson is in this whole trilogy. You could all use your imagination for that last chapter as it were for what it could have been. I would call it as a trilogy JURASSIC PARKS, THE NEW WORLD JURASSIC PARK, AND THEN WE HAVE JURASSIC WORLD. 🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕 😎🤠👩🏻‍🦳 Last three emojis are supposed to be Malcolm, Grant, and Sadler.

💯💯. Well put

😂

not joe's doctor though

@@douglasammirati8450 lmao

Keeps the cinema goers away more like

This. Which is exactly why I say if I ever become a movie director I'm only making c rate action films and horror films. The quality doesn't matter since people will watch anyway.

Exactly, you don't have to turn your brain off for good movies. And there's also a line between I can forgive some plotholes in exchange for really cool and well shot sequences. Vs this movie is complete trash and hurts to watch. I see that difference very clearly in the Pacific Rim movies. Both didn't have that great of a story, but 1 made it acceptable and 1 didn't.

Though I have to wonder, is there ever a movie where it's a "turn off the brain" movie but well made (the closest I can think of is like a popcorn flick).

@@jamestomato1744 I’m tempted to say Star Trek 09 and TFA. They’re well put together and more “feels” than logic, even with the spectacle

The thing is the action sequences aren't even that entertaining.

Think that’s his normal self tbh 😂

And Alex even wished he was a new director or writer lol

No this one REALLY sucked! I went to the 1st showing 10am. I’m just looking up reviews because I was in disbelief. 🙆🏻‍♂️

@@jjjjjj192 Same with me yesterday. Couldnt believe my eyes what i saw, the editing, the scripts writing, holy fuk is bad. Left in 60min mark because i cant hold it anymore after looking at laser pen tag dinosaur.

Just watch animes, Hollywood is running out of ideas

@The Rotten💯 I've never heard anyone say that about Cowboy Bebop before. If you said that about "In Another World With My Smartphone", that would be understandable, but Cowboy Bebop? This series is legendary, and you couldn't get through 10 minutes of it? Like, wut??

@@allthatishere Is it something like Steins gate? A long hook before it become great. So, if the audience lost interest before that, nothing you can really do.

I totally expected that! Sort of an intro like Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

Yeah, in America everybody got weapons...! xD

They would never have a chance if they grew to a huge number ..this ain't deer ..they don't go down in 1 shot ..have you played Dino crisis on hard lol

Damon, humans about made the meanest and most deadliest predators extinct with bows and single shot black powder rifles. I think dinosaurs would be easy prey with the amount of semi auto high caliber rifles we have available.

@@damon6673 Nea, bigger prey, bigger guns. I doubt hunters would complain having to take out machine guns for the sake of "population control."

@@damon6673 I think you severely understimate modern firepower and hunters.

Mine was the auction. One of the most ridiculous scenes put to film and it shows how much they don't give a shit about this franchise. I HATE fallen kingdom. Although I feel I'm in the minority because I actually liked Jurassic World, didn't love it, but enjoyed it.

Rather watch that than dominion

I wasn't too thrilled with Fallen Kingdom; however, it is far superior to Dominion.

I hated fallen kingdom until this movie. It was great in comparison.

@Blade That's a bait ...

But it wouldn't work in any way cause there not meant for the modern world. To be realistic would be humans hunting each dinosaur down to extinction again with nine trying to save them.

What would your take on the concept be? This isn’t me trying to be sarcastic, I would genuinely like to workshop some concepts.

@@solisprime2669 that’s what I expected tbh. I was ready for that kind of realism

@@Da1X_Builds I think the only way it would work would be planet of the apes style where humans are slowly dying and dinosaurs are quickly multiplying. Otherwise it wouldn’t be realistic because we’d just gun and nuke them out of existence again.

@@albertojhernandez That's a smart idea. Let's just nuke everybody on the face of the planet just to take out a few dinosaurs. AMERICA!!! Like Jesus, did y'all not learn anything from Godzilla or Fallout. Resorting straight to violence by nuking or blasting your problems away ain't going to make things better.

Grant and Ellie were together after Jurassic Park, they got a child - see JP 3. I didn't see new JW Dominion movie.

They were a couple in the first movie.

Or even riding a T. rex with mounted missile launchers into space to intercept a asteroid heading for earth 😂

A raptor does briefly ride a motorcycle, if that is what you're asking.

Can the villain of the movie be a tornado made of sharks?

@@alexanderrobins7497 Raptor-nado xD

I imagined Rexy saying grace with her tiny arms during the final family cook out scene

The problem isnt that it would cause mass panic. The problem is that the gov would come in with the army and kill every dinosaur in about a week. Hell, normal citizens would just start hunting them down. You think Im going to just give up my safety so that Trex's can just roam around my neighborhood?

@@TheNichq That's not how that works lol Invasive species don't just immediately roam into human neighborhoods and they are a constant factor in America all the time and we absolutely struggle with controlling their populations or counteracting the problem. It really grates my mind when people think that something as simple as "just gun them all down lol" would work when that hasn't worked against Emus, Deer, Wild Pigs, cats, etc. And the government getting involved would lead to a massive and costly logistical nightmare. One that would probably prove ineffective and see massive pushback from multiple organizations, both conservational and corporate interest. Hell, it would be much more likely that corporate interest would incentivize recapturing and housing as many as possible in sanctuaries/reserves or zoos. It is not that easy to just cull a population as people seem to think it is, especially once it makes it out into the deep wild and proliferates. America can't even kill a bunch of Hogs, but people out in these comments really thinking it is gonna wipe out a population of asexually reproducing animals that have no natural predators lmfao

at the same time i have started to understand movie studios. because ajs for example barely qualifies as a "review" since they tell everything that happens almost minute by minute. so if a movie doesnt seem interesting i just listen these reviews and i already get pretty much the experience. its not like the 200 word reviews you used to read in newspapers.

Agreed

The movie studios are at a Impass... Make good movies that draw people in and draw more in via good word... or flop into a bed of money and take a nap.

A shit ton of people went to see this movie. My theater was 100% sold out and half the room clapped for half a minute after it ended.

Yeah that's literally untrue. This movie will make a billion dollars and live in film history. This KZfaq review will fall away into obscurity in 3 days from now. Sorry bud.

It was great film not as hood first one but better than other two in Jurassic World

Jurassic galaxy

Elon colonizes mars and opens a park with dinos!

Space

Solar system would be next.

We need to CBT them every time they say member. Remember when that organ used to work? Me neither! We need more molten gold for this one! That would be painfully ironic, a gilden cage quite literally.

I member!

I consider the original an actual horror film. It's terrifying.

The franchise went from thought-provoking science fiction genius with a fair share of action and awe, to generic flashy action movies with CGI dinosaurs…

It's ok

Jurassic World was absolutely amazing.

The Lost World wasn’t too far honestly

It was made at the right place at the right time. A true once in a lifetime film that even Speilberg himself couldn't top because there never was or will be a way to top it

The original Jurassic Park wasn’t that great, you only like it due to nostalgia

That's Capitalism. Profit is the only duty.

They are not getting a penny from me lol

I ain't gonna watch this piece of sh*t. XD I didn't watch after Jurassic World.

Sadly they’re right.

@AtheJbaka that whiny fucker isn’t right. There are still a plethora of artistic movies that continuously come out. Movies like JW are always gonna be present in cinema

He's talking about you bro lol isn't that funny?

He's not wrong, they with literally scoop up and eat shit

Alex is just vomit inducing sometimes. Hes lousy and jaded when criticizing. I rather watch a grown up dude like Mr H reviews than Alex man baby tantrums, even if Mr H dont like movies is not DEAD set on one angle!

Well shit, Alex is spicy today huh.

@@odinulveson9101 I agree, he’s kind of an ass in his reviews sometimes 😂

IMDB reviews paint a different audience picture...

Welp time to pack up the bags.

That's because people are stupid. They paid for this movie after Fallen Kingdom. To admit this movie was no good is to admit defeat. People will line up for McDonald's hamburgers, especially if they are free. Does that mean McDonald's hamburgers 🍔 are the best?

Don’t read too much into that. Rise of Skywalker has an 86% audience score and that movie was trash

@@noelv1976 that more "we cant admit we were Wrong!" Then "lmao, i unironically like shitty anime!" Like that Mummy movie and other undefendable crap.

This joke is dead....funny but dead

My friend says they disagree with your review.

Honestly they felt nothing like their original selves. Alan is an out of touch old man, Ellie is very bitchy to Alan especially when Ian is around and Ian himself is just Goldblum hamming up his lines like he doesn't particularly want to be there. I was hoping we'd get a more cautious/jaded Alan but we got a love sick puppy instead

Totally agree, the movie is a mess but I kept thinking “at least they didn’t pull a Star Wars and destroyed the cast from the original”. Still better than the sequel trilogy for me.

Did anyone really come to the movies to watch them?

Lol in Star Wars… Ford hates the franchise and wanted to die in return of the Jedi Fisher actually died Hamill we will never know his real opinion Williams… who cares, lando is a boring character

@@neildeeley4177, hasn't Hamill has been vocal that he doesn't like his character in the sequel trilogy?

Also the clone girl. Didn’t care for her in the last movie I didn’t in this one

@@justinwilliams2522 A-f***ing-men. Why in heavens name did the filmmakers think we cared more about human cloning over big, scary dinosaurs running amok?!

Anybody could've easily pointed out that the locusts were only eating non BioSyn crops, literally anyone. An investigation would've been called and even if they didn't find anything they would've stopped their locust production and the remaining wild ones would've been eradicated the old fashion way

@@justinwilliams2522 well apparently she isn't an exact clone and the person she is a clone of is now her creator. Which makes no sense. Unless I am a narcissist, why would I ever clone myself? Also the movie said the original version (forgot her name, let's call her Dumbass) cloned herself before she knew she had the disease. However, Dumbass made sure that her clone didn't have the disease. How could Dumbass do that if she didn't know she had the disease in the first place? Also the fact that the old dude from Fallen Kingdom made the clone is retconned for no reason.

@@kuhanblock9380 True. Also, consider the following: MCs: "This DNA sample that we secretly collected matches the wild sample. And it came from Biosyn!" Biosyn Lawyer: "Prove it."

Yuuup.

@@elijahrobertscinema6351 💯💯💯

agreed

No 💩

I don't think a single person on the Planet would disagree with you.

It's easier to criticise, than to create

why would we want to listen to a negative insufferable prick all the time? The guy is there as an echo chamber for all the toxic fans that think Joe is too positive. Which is a mentally healthy trait btw Criticizing everything doesn't make you smart or above everyone else, makes you look pretentious

Eh, no thanks.

He just hates on everything

No lmao the only movies he doesn’t hate on are movies that generally put everyone else to sleep

I think there are more then 2...

@@ironsharkpa1026 bruh…

Dude, swear on my life that second one flew over my head too.. I even collect action figs, although not JP and JW stuff, but I was blown away that the second came out and I had no memory of it lol. I literally just watched it before this new one, I was looking forward to how bad they were haha.

I freaking love LW. The soundtrack and scenes are incredible. The 2 Rex's scene with the trailers was more suspenseful than anything in JW movies

@@Nicebitoftucka I enjoyed both LW and JP3. Yeah maybe not as good as the OG, but I feel like they get a lot of internet hate.

JP3 is brutal, some of the most brutal deaths in the series. Even the deaths that didn’t quite happen like Billy being pecked to death seemed brutal.

Hey! Jurassic World had some very brutal moments, even Fallen Kingdom had some. Dominion barely had any brutal moments, and even when they did, they were too quick. 😒

Jurassic world and the first movie are the only good ones

Alan!

I agree Jurassic World Dominion makes Jurassic Park 3 look like one of the best movies ever.

why? its a film, not a personal attack

@@viewaskew7741 you can get pissed off after watching a film. For example I got pissed after watching Sia’s Music

@@Logan_Zimmerman lol this is the same guy that tells people to not take movies so seriously? w.e hypocritical b.s

That’s literally what a clone is we can do the same thing with sheep

Him blinking often says everything

I think you're listing the exceptions...

@@JeffZ1028 how many examples do you need before they stop becoming ‘exceptions’

It should be called Locust world what a pile of shit, that was supposed to be about the consequences of dinosaurs in the world. not the consequences of locusts

Uhhh JP 3 turned them into monsters

@@kiryuthedragonwarrior2746 hmmm the raptors still behaved relatively like animals which was the most interesting factor of the movie, IMO.

They said the same about Jurassic world... then they released crappy Fallen Kingdom... and then said the same thing... then they released this junk. Colin Trevorrow is a terrible director, Writer and producer... literately has never been involved in anything good and used his bank account to get his name on the famous title.

It's not the end of the Jurassic franchise though. They said they have more planned after this.

@@babalonkie This was always meant to be a trilogy but yes they have more planned after this one.

They don’t care about the critical part just the financial part, if this makes another billion dollars they’ll make another one

The Jurassic franchise is the bread and butter for Universal Studios. It’s not going anywhere.

When did this happen

When did he reveal that?

Damn... seems you took that as a personal attack on your intelligence, huh? You can like a movie and acknowledge that the writing and its logic is below average.

@@JeffZ1028 not at all I was cackling cause I agree with him. Lot of people just seem to be settling for sht entertainment vs actual good content.

@@TheRibottoStudios My mistake for misinterpreting your comment then. I sometimes wonder if it can be equated to consuming nothing but fast food, as to say, intaking nothing but garbage can't be good for your body or mind for that matter. 🤷‍♂️