Apparently, You Can’t Pretend You’re a Cop - Mike Vecchione

Apparently, You Can’t Pretend You’re a Cop - Mike Vecchione - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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5 жыл бұрын

Mike Vecchione warns the crowd not to dress up as a cop and considers how Italy sidestepped cultural stigma after World War II. (Contains strong language.)
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@standup 4 жыл бұрын

This Week at the Comedy Cellar returns with season two on July 19th. Catch clips here on CC Stand-Up starting then, and catch more from Mike & other comedians from season one right here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pNiigJmpu8eWhqc.html

@28isagreatnumber 5 жыл бұрын

Wow. This was so tightly written and well performed. He’s super on top of his game. I didn’t think this would be something I’d compliment someone on, but his stares and reactions in his eyes really add something to the jokes.

@Zren89 4 жыл бұрын

He was WORKING that room, seriously. You hear people talk about that kind of connection with an audience but you could kind of feel it even through the screen here, even when they weren't laughing they were with him, he didn't lose the audience almost at all as he went. Great timing, excellent writing as you said.

@britaeirikr8609 4 жыл бұрын

Awws! You're in love!

@HaveButOneLife 4 жыл бұрын

Right? That's what I was thinking, too. Like he was staring at specific audience members, letting them know how annoyed he was at his own joke.

@jdsd744 4 жыл бұрын

It's wonderful

@dookiepost 2 жыл бұрын

The talking through the teeth during the role playing bit really sells the bit

@sirsoos3546 5 жыл бұрын

This is a lot funnier than I expected

@jonamaskgun 5 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iLqGe5ekqN3cZGw.html

@maxwellguido353 4 жыл бұрын

This was such a good stand up bit!!! We need more material from you Mike Vecchione!! This was such a refreshing stand up to watch, love it

@OizysA 4 жыл бұрын

Sir SooS ffaacctt

@PooNagoo 2 жыл бұрын

Why didn’t you expect it to be?

@samherron4135 5 жыл бұрын

“That’s the streets. That’s just Tupac” 😂😂😂😂

@toddadams8420 5 жыл бұрын

I love how he mentioned he was ready to die right after that....biggie's first album

@Zren89 4 жыл бұрын

@@toddadams8420 I don't think a lot of people got that. It's a pretty nuances reference.

@toddadams8420 4 жыл бұрын

@@Zren89 it's cool....I bet you got it

@reneehoward8936 4 жыл бұрын

But it woulda been even funnier if he then said "we can both die right now" that's just Trick Daddy...

@onlyrog5 4 жыл бұрын

@@toddadams8420 gold

@blyatman7769 5 жыл бұрын

3-5 Business Days LMAO I'm dead

@alan497 5 жыл бұрын

The Letters Mason I read this comment as soon as he said it😭😭😭

@blakewalls1181 4 жыл бұрын

Best part lmao

@TheSuperCoolMan122 4 жыл бұрын

happy ending

@MildlyTaco 4 жыл бұрын

The Letters Mason shit killed me to 😂

@ekdaufin1485 5 жыл бұрын

If you bring a pencil and locate my heart I’m going to pass you...yep!

@gregfaulkner2107 4 жыл бұрын

Genius

@Donnah1979 4 жыл бұрын

"His goal is to NOT throw his desk through the window" 😂😂 "God's PERFECT match for ME!"

@anthonyzullo 3 жыл бұрын

As an Italian that HAS thrown my school desk, hes fucking on point. Also, the food bit is 100 on lock. No ones turning down Italian cooking. Its the mexican of europe lmao

@fezzik7619 2 жыл бұрын

Yes. Those are two things we all heard him say 😑

@mercytoday 5 жыл бұрын

He will throw the desk through the window, he will throw the desk through the window....keep your voice down

@McGyver777ATGMAIL 5 жыл бұрын

...but....but....he was Killin it.

@NefariousPorpoise 5 жыл бұрын

Slow burn. Got better as it went. Dude's funny.

@kwilley9287 5 жыл бұрын

He kills it on the Roast of Big Jay Oakerson

@jaquen1977 5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was killing it from the top.

@CG-cw3ps 5 жыл бұрын

My sentiments exactly.

@Cmoney860 5 жыл бұрын

@@jaquen1977 so this is "killing" for you huh....? Not a true fan of the art of comedy are you?

@jaquen1977 5 жыл бұрын

Cmoney860 No, I’m a fan of the basic right to have a difference of opinion. Try your snarky routine elsewhere.

@vlork666 5 жыл бұрын

It should be legal to slap people who won't stop talking during a comedy show. No one is there to hear your opinion.

@arisn32 5 жыл бұрын

Liquid Dinosaur it should just be legal.

@mikebrown3820 5 жыл бұрын

At the American Comedy Co. in San Diego, they tell ya no talking, then say "If you really need to talk, please follow the stairs back up to the street. Just a warning, though, there are no reentries."

@terrenceransom912 5 жыл бұрын

Liquid Dinosaur😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👋🏾👌🏾🤳🏾.......

@derekgatzxx 5 жыл бұрын

Dummy

@collin1253 4 жыл бұрын

*it should he legal to hit pedestrians that dont cross at cross walks then 😂

@kelseycoca 4 жыл бұрын

There's always a Manzetti and they're always incompetent lol

@oliviaboyette2637 4 жыл бұрын

" I taught in a public school and that's where the real money is. That's the funniest thing I've said" 😂😂 lol that was the first time I actually laughed out loud while watching but all together fudging hilarious 😂😂😂

@vladimirrushkin4815 5 жыл бұрын

This dude gets funnier as the show goes on

@seanbean4682 4 жыл бұрын

Vecchione looks like a cop but talks like the football coach that sheds 3 tears over the seniors leaving every year in the school auditorium.

@isaacsoto6086 4 жыл бұрын

“It’s where we keep our most obnoxious Italians” “Italian heeeere!!!” “My point exactly”

@McGyver777ATGMAIL 5 жыл бұрын

This guy needs to go viral, this routine is gold.

@kingayy9267 Жыл бұрын

There's more to life than virality.

@DungForever 5 жыл бұрын

I work in an ES classroom and let me tell you! Their individual goals are often exactly that! Don't throw anything, don't hit anyone, don't elope from class. That's it. That's their whole educational goals.

@atwilliams8 5 жыл бұрын

So actually.. He's killin it right now!!😁😂😁

@maxwellguido353 4 жыл бұрын

This was such a good stand up bit!!! We need more material from you Mike Vecchione!! This was such a refreshing stand up to watch, love it

@alwaystrust5488 5 жыл бұрын

I was having a bad day. This made me genuinely laugh. Thank you☺

@maxwellguido353 4 жыл бұрын

This was such a good stand up bit!!! We need more material from you Mike Vecchione!! This was such a refreshing stand up to watch, love it

@adityamalhotra2337 4 жыл бұрын

Why Babygirl

@newton2013 5 жыл бұрын

Really good material. Won me over.

@jonamaskgun 5 жыл бұрын

Here you go. The Odd Brothers- kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iLqGe5ekqN3cZGw.html

@Winteramen 5 жыл бұрын

He would've known it's a felony had he watched Chappelle's bit

@brokenking5044 5 жыл бұрын

"Im sorry, officer. I didnt know i couldnt do that". -Chip

@alburnett75 5 жыл бұрын

Its a joke.... 🤦

@Winteramen 4 жыл бұрын

@@alburnett75 i was relating one joke to another. You would know if you've seen Chappelle's bit. Now, what i did the was a call back reference. Call back to my original comment.

@alburnett75 4 жыл бұрын

@@Winteramen I've seen everything Chappelle's done including that

@Winteramen 4 жыл бұрын

@@alburnett75 well, rock n roll then

@leeanneathomas-meader3458 5 жыл бұрын

Like how he looks at the audience, for a second while doing his stand up

@00survive 4 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂 I like how he gives side eye 👀 and then quickly looks away.

@MAandS 5 жыл бұрын

"That's just the streets" ahahaha such a great set.

@dennesey 5 жыл бұрын

I like his approach- no extensions of jokes- just more hilarious storyline. Smooth and sweet my brother!

@omarbarraza5150 5 жыл бұрын

Looks like an alternate version of Richard Gere.

@vampulahunter7137 5 жыл бұрын

Same thought man

@Fireoncityy 5 жыл бұрын

He's the before photo

@VoltairesRevenge 3 жыл бұрын

Very alternate. Like Mike Tyson starring as James Brown alternate.

@derekgalbraith1508 4 жыл бұрын

"He's killing it right now" Lmao

@youknowchaney 5 жыл бұрын

The Christian Mingle bit was the hardest I've laughed in a very long time

@sparklinglemon-limepop8442 4 жыл бұрын

His quite, calm voice and perfectly timed pauses + hilarious content KILLS!!! 💀🔥🔥😔👏❤️

@aylahodge3966 4 жыл бұрын

ok but did anybody hear that one lady say 'fabulous' after he asked how the farie ride over was 🤣🤣

@globalautobahn1132 5 жыл бұрын

🍝🍝🍝 😂 I’m watching this from Italy! ☺️

@ZaminKay 5 жыл бұрын

So do you confirm the Manzetti theory? 😂

@stacylarge5636 5 жыл бұрын

Ciao from Genovese family Papanice It. America since 1908

@ansiaaa 4 жыл бұрын

@@ZaminKay in Italy the stereotypical incompetent cop is usually Gargiulo

@00survive 4 жыл бұрын

This is the first time I have heard of this guy and he’s hilarious!!! 😂

@JohnnyUnderscore1981 4 жыл бұрын

Me too, shii hilarious!

@DemiRonin 5 жыл бұрын

This guy's great! Where are more of his vids!?

@Normalhowaboutyou 2 жыл бұрын

Mike Is one of the hardest working comedians always writing always funny always a gentleman

@ConSepTg 5 жыл бұрын

Was anyone else surprised when he started talking about dating women?

@jessicadee1753 5 жыл бұрын

Literally the only reason I came to comment LOL

@wordivore 5 жыл бұрын

@Jarred Mueller It's the Philly accent.

@ConSepTg 5 жыл бұрын

@CALICOTV301 he dates women. Weren't you listening? I'm not his type

@jessa.4529 5 жыл бұрын

You need to hone that gaydar brah.

@Muricanwerewolf 5 жыл бұрын

You gotta take it in context Italians always read as gay

@lilwelch6122 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Gina 😂😂😂

@nathanblackmon8672 5 жыл бұрын

This dude has a great stage presence for his style. Subtle but still talked his shit

@elainemerrill225 5 жыл бұрын

"I went to cllege to get here" haa

@jacesaces15 5 жыл бұрын

that last 45 seconds was off the rails, but he brought it back. This man is going places.

@vanessamarietorres7245 4 жыл бұрын

His jokes are gold 🤣

@charlesjoseph730 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is brilliant. Great set.

@Tboi2206 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry, was that joke too sweet and sour for you?"

@allenjones9055 5 жыл бұрын

Never heard of Mike Vecchione till right now..but I'll be searching out for more of his standup. Actually a funny comic with fresh material that hasn't been played out. Good luck Mike on anywhere comedy takes ya

@adamk.mademewatchthis8622 2 жыл бұрын

God do I love the timing on his cop joke!! “So when I show up to a crime scene…”

@TommyShlong 5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit he's funny! I know a woman who lives on Staten Island named GINA. And that's not a joke

@christopherkokoski1668 5 жыл бұрын

He killed it. I loved this set. Dude is masterful.

@SeeWorldKevin 4 жыл бұрын

The voice of an angel, the looks of a cop. That...is Mike Vecchione

@ekdaufin1485 5 жыл бұрын

I’ll ask the effing questions!🤣

@britaeirikr8609 4 жыл бұрын

No! I'LL ASK THE EFFING QUESTIONS! Secure the perimeter, Daufin.

@ekdaufin1485 4 жыл бұрын

Brita Eirikr 🤣

@c-light7624 5 жыл бұрын

Carbs really *_ARE_* evil! He’s still teaching.

@byLizee 4 жыл бұрын

C-light nope. carbs = energy

@ChrisRing101 5 жыл бұрын

Wish this was an hour set. Love it.

@mohamedkorena 4 жыл бұрын

Started slow but he most decidedly got there!

@marduchok 4 жыл бұрын

Those are literally Mike's best bits from different albums, glad people are finally discovering him

@OldRaver 4 жыл бұрын

Well that was just brilliant! Lovely understated delivery. Made me laugh my weird Mum Laugh😂 (all mum’s have this when jokes keep hitting you like waves before you recovered laughing from the last one! ) (My son yelled down at me to stop laughing so loud 😳😂😂😂)

@dookiepost 2 жыл бұрын

This is some of the best standup I've seen in a while.

@britaeirikr8609 4 жыл бұрын

Inspired! Thanks, Mike.

@VieenRennes 2 жыл бұрын

I need an hour of this guy

@erops9 5 жыл бұрын

actually great this guy is amazing please give him a specail

@kenmarshall8371 4 жыл бұрын

Mike is hilarious one of my favorites

@amyevans1118 4 жыл бұрын

Keep delivering that mail. You're funny. I really enjoy your comedy.

@orangeco.aztlan6125 5 жыл бұрын

Killing it bro!😂😂😂

@jerrysamuels8716 4 жыл бұрын

Really great. One of the best i'd say.

@diegoayala2652 Жыл бұрын

Yo that part about the fake cop in the beginning was funny af

@destinysalinas973 Жыл бұрын

literally had me dead 🤣💀

@jasonallen3678 4 жыл бұрын

He started off slow,but killed it in the end

@dang801 4 жыл бұрын

Never seen this guy but this is great! Nice stuff!

@Lord_OTD Жыл бұрын

“3-5 business days” 🤣😭

@batmanbarlow829 2 жыл бұрын

That last joke was elite😂😂😂😂😂

@arisn32 5 жыл бұрын

3-5 business days.

@thomaswash5915 5 жыл бұрын

That was an amazing set

@ColbyWanShinobi 5 жыл бұрын

LOL, that was great!

@jams7148 3 жыл бұрын

Broooooo Mike had me rolling! Amazing jokes

@patrickmcguire7929 Жыл бұрын

So good is Mike!

@ByNnenna 4 жыл бұрын

3-5 business days🤣

@rhllnm 4 жыл бұрын

Just heard his interview on the Jessica Kirson podcast. Most thoughtful guy I've heard in a long time. And a hilarious set here.

@stacylarge5636 3 жыл бұрын

One funny italian to another BRAVISIMO!👌🏼👏🏼

@tommysinsxxx 5 жыл бұрын

This dude is actually funny. But... As a mailman, we are not a dog’s enemy. Dogs love me. Probably because I give them treats, but still..

@wordivore 5 жыл бұрын

My childhood dog got out one day and chased our mailman up a tree in front of our house. :(

@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken 5 жыл бұрын

My dog loves the usual mail lady. If anyone is covering for her he turns into a maniac, treats be damned 😂😂(growls and barks, no biting, he just doesn't trust them lmao)

@princessbuttercup8954 4 жыл бұрын

Former Mail carrier here. Never had any problems with dogs.

@faciality 4 жыл бұрын

u fuckin them aint you

@JokersPlayground 4 жыл бұрын

that was one clean set!!!

@vulperine8807 4 жыл бұрын

4:28 the turnaround of this joke is fucking amazing

@krakboston4659 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed as soon as I read the title and saw his face lmao

@AlwaysHereAndNow 3 ай бұрын

So good 😂

@LillyBaker 2 жыл бұрын

This is the random golden set I watch so many shitty comics to find.

@garbougesenior3486 3 жыл бұрын

3:01 SOOOO GOOD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TheMJCMike 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@peeweecactus5910 4 жыл бұрын

he good as hell🔥🔥

@JungleCatImages 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious. even funnier the 2nd time

@teresadalessio1 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaah desk thru the window lol

@zurzulzurzul3119 4 жыл бұрын

Thats the best joke i have heard this week god damn last one gott me good

@fulldork Жыл бұрын

This is masterful. As good as any special while dealing with a real audience at the same time.

@Zedsta 5 жыл бұрын

Lol so hilarious 🤣

@airofd 5 жыл бұрын

I didn't expect to be this good

@trentrubenacker9718 4 жыл бұрын

I can roleplay while drunk. But only certain roles.

@hugodecroix294 5 жыл бұрын

He really is funny 😄 hope he gets bigger gigs

@NGEternal 2 жыл бұрын

Wow that was fantastic.

@vulperine8807 4 жыл бұрын

8:18 THATS some good advice

@krugerbud 5 жыл бұрын

Love it, boys got jokes

@LeisuresuitAndy 4 жыл бұрын

Funny Comedian! Greets From Amsterdam

@southvballa 4 жыл бұрын

That was fucking fantastic omg

@007coleyfoley 4 жыл бұрын

COLEY FOLEY SAYS: VERY GOOD... HAHAHA!

@spiralbones 3 жыл бұрын

Criminally underrated comedian.

@AslanW 4 жыл бұрын

Mailman - dog, natural enemies, which makes it so much hotter

@zachburns6882 4 жыл бұрын

Before picture of Richard Gere

@vulperine8807 4 жыл бұрын

4:47 LMAO