Shocking how easy security company’s hire people who can barely count to 11.
@breachofthepeace18293 жыл бұрын
Harris Zaine or can on their fingers
@iancovid19hamilton693 жыл бұрын
You only need to pass 3 x multiple choice tests and get 70/100 total(14/20,28/40,28/40) Theres 4 options per question,and 2 options are ludicrous anyhow.
@BeadyeEye3 жыл бұрын
every little helps
@peterthompson66513 жыл бұрын
I once knew one who could count to nine, I think he was German. Everytime I said can I come in without a face mask, he said "nine."
@simmosimmo1003 жыл бұрын
Or speak English!
@MrLetmein20113 жыл бұрын
Security have no manners in the UK , being polite should be part of their training .
@itsasnowflakeworld77253 жыл бұрын
Rule 3, according to John Dalton,.. be nice, untill its time to not be nice.
@markedwards19003 жыл бұрын
This guy is a decent guy is respectable points out they should be respectable people even if they are security guards they like to intimidate people some of them are awful I reckon boycotting supermarkets is the best way
@jackrossley88323 жыл бұрын
same for the police
@Pitcairn23 жыл бұрын
Result of poor education
@truthseeker77943 жыл бұрын
Most of them can hardly speak english. Why? when there are so many British born people out of work.
@jt-bg6ey3 жыл бұрын
0:20 R.I.P Headphone users
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Sorry about 🚨
@maffis75733 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
@@JB_inks your dog has headphones?
@gaddy12323 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain haha 😭
@jt-bg6ey3 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain no worries it was funny when it happened
@rejectsmcccentral53753 жыл бұрын
The sheer stupidity of some people never fails to amaze me
@Alan078813 жыл бұрын
Well i'm off to the hospital for a burst ear drum, thanks AB
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Just the one drum ?
@Jack-bf6hv3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for warning ⚠️
@stevec84963 жыл бұрын
i had headphones on, that hurt
@odyssey-_-233 жыл бұрын
Now i'm deaf leppard
@daveygabc2 жыл бұрын
Yea, normalisimg volume is a good idea
@peachycreations87873 жыл бұрын
Your alarm is messed up "who told you!!". He's like in awe of your skills AB. 😂😂😂
@andrewstratford47533 жыл бұрын
I would have taken my receipt to customer services and asked for a full refund and left the goods with the guard.
@mohammedahmed37633 жыл бұрын
Well if you were bothered to do that you could also show that you haven't taken anything and its a faulty security tag. But no stupid is as stupid does nowdays. You'd prefer to go to another shop and go through having to pick up all your groceries and wait in a queue and pay. Well done. Great achievement. Wasted your own time lool. I can sed why moron follow and love Assisting Burglars (AB)
@DaveCarterAL3 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedahmed3763 Go eat your covid covered goods then, Security guard had NO GLOVES. No wonder Britain has a high death count.
@mohammedahmed37633 жыл бұрын
@@DaveCarterAL thought it wasn't real. Atleast thats what 90% of his fans will you
@DaveCarterAL3 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedahmed3763 your sentences are missing words.
@mohammedahmed37633 жыл бұрын
@@DaveCarterAL oh im sorry did you fail to understand what i said. Tell me what words you think were missing.
@muzmix1233 жыл бұрын
his mastery of the english language, both verbal and comprehension, is impressive . . . . . .
@degnur34423 жыл бұрын
People who come to england should be forced to do english speaking and reading skills level 3 atleast
@degnur34423 жыл бұрын
@Wayne Gittins loooool
@comixmind3 жыл бұрын
@Wayne Gittins you would love that wouldn’t you...
@comixmind3 жыл бұрын
@Wayne Gittins can’t speak English get out of our land... wow.. yet so many brits go abroad and can’t be bothered to speak the language 🤔
@wavell143 жыл бұрын
@@comixmind that doesn’t make it right. If you move to a different country speak their language
@theweberjosh3 жыл бұрын
"he's got beef with everyone" lol
@syryder32363 жыл бұрын
Go looking for beef and eventually you will get some 😂
@theweberjosh3 жыл бұрын
@@syryder3236 Ahaha
@markedwards19003 жыл бұрын
Haha
@honestg3 жыл бұрын
I thought the guard was just chewing the fat before realising it was a carve up !
@nextgenleaders98913 жыл бұрын
Dear Auditing Britain, there is a video on youtube whereby a police man being schooled by a public person from the USA which when you see will laugh so much you will have a heart attack 🤣. Type in "Arizona police gets flustered from being interrogated by man". It's amazing how the public man turned the tables on the policeman till he walked off in shame 🤦♂️. I personally think, only you can pull something off like this with the Met police in the UK 🇬🇧. I hope you keep me notified if you do one like this. Anyways, love your videos with your funny sense of humor (especially the Italian accent one 🤣, try to do a rich Arab man accent next one, that would be hilarious 😂🤦♂️. Kind regards, Next-generation Leaders
@geoffm74173 жыл бұрын
You forget he's read the security guard bible. Thou shall make up thy own rules
@adamclark1972uk3 жыл бұрын
*thine own rules - own begins with a vowel
@go4thnmultiply5513 жыл бұрын
@@adamclark1972uk oooh grammar snobs makes this platform such a warn inviting place NOT D'oH❗
@rozpea94483 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@thirstybonsai18883 жыл бұрын
@@adamclark1972uk always a dickhead aint there
@4pThorpy3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he could have used that beef as a weapon, and in this day and age...for his safety and theirs...they had to stop him, order him around and search him "just in case" that beef was dangerous. Just think of it from their position...they don't know who he is, he could be anyone, and buying beef seems very suspicious don't you agree? Anyway, enough typing...I need to get ready for the guard's bravery award ceremony via zoom.
@hanshartfiel63943 жыл бұрын
I'm always amazed by the lack of English by those "security" people
@MrPiggywig3 жыл бұрын
Cheap labour
@teddybear85173 жыл бұрын
Wat do ya mean, bro?
@Cam-sl8ve3 жыл бұрын
they prefer it that way because these people don't understand how our society works, the laws, etc
@anaruizguti3 жыл бұрын
London Bridge TS 2007-2016 roughly ... no one could understand a word , many missed trains including me . Thank god it was changed , possible due to the sheer volume of complaints . But it took looong time .
@DesiGuy3 жыл бұрын
They are working on minimum wages . You are expecting from them to have master in English?
@colingreer8533 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone want to try and make it easier for thieves? Also, what do you expect a store security guard to do, just let anyone who has triggered the alarm with high value tagged items walk out with them for free.
@johnancill73973 жыл бұрын
He will be given a yellow high vis for his efforts lol
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha PMSL than made me laugh
@johnancill73973 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain keep up the good work you do
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
@Steffan Griffiths why don’t you ?
@Jackary12323 жыл бұрын
@Steffan Griffiths mate AB is free who he wants to be, taking audio and video is not a crime, if u dont like him dont go to his channel!
@DeeLJay3 жыл бұрын
It's RARE that these security guards follow correct procedures
@dbcooper73263 жыл бұрын
Very well done
@Zooumberg3 жыл бұрын
It's down to the individual security guard. I wouldn't search anyone, then again I would always offer the person to relinquish any goods they had stolen and allow them to go on their merry way with a ban from the premises. This even if the person obviously had goods stuffed up their jackets. Just like when I stopped a girl of about 14 years old who had three bottles of wine up her jumper. No way was I gonna search her. I just said give me the wine and you can go. She apologised and went on her way.
@itsasnowflakeworld77253 жыл бұрын
@@Zooumberg .. you my friend, are a weak, lazy security guard.. 14 years old??? ive called their parents, if they didnt answer, then the police to take them home..
@Zooumberg3 жыл бұрын
@@itsasnowflakeworld7725 Eh? How would you know, you have no experience in all this.
@itsasnowflakeworld77253 жыл бұрын
@@Zooumberg . lol i was a retail guard for 7 years.. seen and heard it all..stopped people from the age of 11 upto 75... worked 2 years in one store and 5 in another as store detective and uniform, both store didnt want me to go, because i wasnt weak, the 5 year store was losing 7k a week before i got there, in 2 months i got that down to £500 average a week..can count on one hand the amount of people that got away from me, to many rumbles to count, dislocated peoples shoulders and choked one to sleep because they wanted to fight.police told them to shut up because they know the game..so yeah.. i have no experience in it..
@lenka20423 жыл бұрын
This security guard does not have a good grasp of the english language. To put him at the front of a store dealing with customers is ridiculous.
@syryder32363 жыл бұрын
Very good point
@Holly_20113 жыл бұрын
And no doubt not acquainted with our less confrontational cultural norms.
@teddybear85173 жыл бұрын
It is a wonder a hit squad was not employed, along with helicopters with plods coming down on ropes.
@syryder32363 жыл бұрын
@@TheLondonCyclist conform and comply easily
@aqviva3 жыл бұрын
How boring all your videos would be without conflictions. Self inflicted agro!!!!
@Mr.Rude.3 жыл бұрын
Shoplifters of the world, Unite and take over
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
It’s their problem!
@jakezywek68523 жыл бұрын
In Morrisyons.
@briandoherty32493 жыл бұрын
Love the Smiths!!!
@carlhanley90883 жыл бұрын
@harry flashman this guy is just an absolute tool and needs to get a real job
@itchyballsack66273 жыл бұрын
@harry flashman What gives you the right to think your Jack the fucking lad telling people to beg elsewhere. If I saw you doing that I'd stick it on you ya mug...
@eddieb77163 жыл бұрын
I would of returned all my shopping and got a refund after that security guard put his hands all over my merchandise didn’t se any gloves worn.
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
There is that as well
@geodun3 жыл бұрын
Do you know who else touched your stuff before you did? The person that stacked the shelf touched it, dozens of people that were shopping touched it, the checkout operator touched it. Did they all wear gloves? Probably not. Do you routinely wipe down every item in your trolley before taking it home? Going to be hard work shopping if you reject anything someone touched without gloves.
@DaveCarterAL3 жыл бұрын
@@geodun you are a sad case of "So dumb you amaze your self". Packers in meat products clean their hands, others do also. And that is few and far between touches. Compared to some guard who goes from shopper to shopper touching all the stuff the shopper has touched then moves to your shopping repeating the spread. Don't take my word for it tho, look at GB covid deaths compared to NZ, 100K to 25 ..... And that is not 25K that's 25. Everyone at NZ Supermarkets wears gloves.
@geodun3 жыл бұрын
@@DaveCarterAL Dave, I live in South Australia and if NZ had the same death rate from COVID as South Australia they would have lost about 11 not 25, but both are spectacularly good results given what is happening in other places. Something I do know though, if I do not like store policies I do not shop there. Giving them money under those circumstances seems an incredibly dumb thing to do. BTW, gloves are a reasonable idea but they get contaminated just as quickly as hands. I prefer to use hand sanitiser as I enter a store and again as I leave and I avoid touching my face and opening my mouth while in the store and I only touch what I am going to buy. I also use self checkout wherever I can, just one less set of hands. I am also happy to present a receipt if asked which for the entire COVID 19 scare has resulted in nothing in my trolley ever being touched, just looked at.
@paul45433 жыл бұрын
@@geodun And Leroy The Window Licker also gave some of the items a kiss as he went round the supermarket searching for the chocolate.
@RAD903 жыл бұрын
My cat just jumped 2 metres in the air after that ringing of the bell
@alpacinolegend3 жыл бұрын
My dog went even nuttier
@iangiles12223 жыл бұрын
🤣
@RAD903 жыл бұрын
@Tommy Karol you’re an early riser... I was fast asleep when you wrote that. Yeah all this 2 metre stuff seems to have rubbed off on my kitty cat 😆
@superancientmariner13943 жыл бұрын
When it happens to me, I just show the receipt.....end of and no hassle.
@ki023ngg93 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@user-tk7kz1fl2r3 жыл бұрын
By doing that you are making life harder for others. If they have real reason to think someone has in their possession something that is not paid for, they should call the Police to investigate. They won't do that and that will prevent silly staff picking out people based on looks or their perceived social class. less people will be harassed and made upset. If people are harrassed like this they should ask the shop to call the police. I very recently saw staff at a big shop pick out a teenage girl who looked a little rough due to some Acne. Of course she had paid for the item. She refused a little but did show evidence of payment. I suspect she knew why they picked on her and burst into tears outside the store. This is the disgusting workings of supermarket stores and their jobsworth staff.
@maltefrom3 жыл бұрын
I don't always take the receipt with me. Do I have to? And am I the only one who does not like being hassled by security guards when shopping? The security guards should have better grounds before hassling customers IMO, and for that reason I only shop online.
@bloccoaspirale18673 жыл бұрын
I just keep walking... end of and even less hassle.
@northwales10003 жыл бұрын
That is why he does it, just to harrass and annoy everyone, to get a reaction, film it and then post it on here.
@ThomasTheWankEngine13 жыл бұрын
"Who are you?" He asked, whilst wearing a mask...
@George-ut2go3 жыл бұрын
because he has got to you mong
@ThomasTheWankEngine13 жыл бұрын
@@BlackUnicorn96 Who said that was law? I believe gravity is a law...What goes up... Please stop trolling...
@Chingloves3 жыл бұрын
There is only one answer to that question, "I'M BATMAN!!"
@birrysund32693 жыл бұрын
He wants you to show him a Nigerian beef receipt of purchase 😁
@abbyward43162 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch this it still makes me laugh uncontrollably! 😂
@judgeberry6071 Жыл бұрын
Fking sad shill bot fk off 🤦♂️
@stehenry56343 жыл бұрын
That alarm at the beginning scared the hell out of my dog 😆😆😆😆
@SocietyXUK3 жыл бұрын
Its always the expensive meat thst fails to scan haha. Shouldn't have machines taking jobs mistakes will happen
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Shouldn’t employ morons too
@MrBillchair3 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain Security guards do not have the power to search you, they can detain you until the police get there, by which time you can go through the scanner again, this time not activating the theft lights & sirens. Once you do not activate the sirens again, you are free to leave, as all reasonable suspicion has been disolved. (We have similar laws as the UK, being Australia, a commonwealth of the Queen).
@cockpiss92603 жыл бұрын
@@geezerp1982 Lethal force on a suspected shoplifter? Why would you even mention that in regards to these circumstances.
@mohammedahmed37633 жыл бұрын
@@MrBillchair yesh and that what any reasonable person that hasn't stolen anything would do. This guy is saying you should walk out and if you steal anything its the supermarkets fault and issue and that you dont have to show your reciept. You really have to think this guy was abused and bullied as a child to take issue with everything and everyone. Only love he gets are from keyboard warriors
@cockpiss92603 жыл бұрын
@@geezerp1982 Can you please link to the case law about lethal force being reasonable in prevention of a felony as I'd be interested to read more in detail. Meant in sincerity as I realise sarcasm can easily be inferred.
@callumbush13 жыл бұрын
Yeah happens to me all the time I just walk through and ignore it!
@livfreeali49583 жыл бұрын
Same.. I look back and laugh at the wasters!.
@bloccoaspirale18673 жыл бұрын
Exactly, just keep walking, no confrontation necessary.
@RiverMersey3 жыл бұрын
Maybe try that in Liverpool Costco?!
@magalhaeshelder3 жыл бұрын
... well, it's a no win situation trying to talk with a security who barely says a word in English... how do they accept someone like that person to be a security at a supermarket?... maybe that's their intention, making you to give up your rights and comply!
@DG-iw3yw7 ай бұрын
Well they know all the citizens coming in and out never bothered to learn a second language, so maybe you are right :D
@armandomigliaccio20063 жыл бұрын
Yooo AB, big fan of your work. I’m a new subscriber. 👍🏻
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the show
@Jackary12323 жыл бұрын
when i saw the thumbnail i thought this was gonna be at heathrow airport lol
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@captainscarlett13 жыл бұрын
How can guard who can't speak the language interpret legal obligations and responsibilities?
@jordanmcgill25103 жыл бұрын
If an alarm goes off you have to show them a receipt
@gooders88553 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dopeytripod3 жыл бұрын
AB really stands for "Amazing Bro"
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Awww thanks
@eastwoodclint22083 жыл бұрын
Awesome Bruh is better.
@mohammedahmed37633 жыл бұрын
No it stands for Assisting Burglary 🤡🤣🤣🤣
@TheGamingMEL0N3 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedahmed3763 How many times you gonna try pulling off that shit joke before you realise nobody finds it funny?
@mohammedahmed37633 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamingMEL0N aaaawww you sad im starting on your youtube fwend 👍👍
@danielzaba99133 жыл бұрын
Despite the dislikes I absolutely love these supermarket and shopping mall videos, I think the guards there are the ones that need the most educating on how to be polite and also the law. Please AB, make more of these. Also, quite an interesting story if you are interested, a few months back, I went shopping and the worst thing that happened to me, was a rude security guard, telling me I have to enter the mall exactly through the lines that are painted on the floor, and exit stepping on the lines showing the exit, because of covid 19. The entrance and exit was the same btw, and it was huge. That was the most rude and the most stupid thing a stranger had ever told me, and then she even got upset by it! Definetely brings a new meaning to covid police.
@skullcandy68903 жыл бұрын
This is also wrong, it’s innocent until proven guilty, they shouldn’t be going through his stuff they should be watching their cctv and then approach him if he stole something
@iancovid19hamilton693 жыл бұрын
Im no store detective,but I thought its only theft once he exits the store,thus meaning hes not going to return.
@kelvynmoore48823 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately incorrect. Metaphorically speaking, 'you' have entered private property, that has public access. Do not confuse this with a public place. All goods contained within are the sole ownership of the the purveyor until payment is made, in full. That's why they issue a receipt. Be prepared to show the receipt and the contents of your trolley. Simple really.
@skullcandy68903 жыл бұрын
@@kelvynmoore4882 private property has the same laws as public area if it has public access during their operating hours, so I am correct it’s innocent until proven guilty! It’s up to the police to find a crime or guilt, we have the right to remain silent so we do not have to prove our innocence! And you have a option to take a receipt do not HAVE to take one, so if they think someone is stealing then they need to go watch their cctv and then report it to the police and hand over their evidence. And also a security guard isn’t allowed to stop you to check your bags unless he/she has seen you pick an item up and conceal it! Don’t believe me go do the research.
@lodersracing3 жыл бұрын
"Who told you alarm is messed up" "It's obvious" LOL
@s1t2e3i4n53 жыл бұрын
How do people land jobs as security personell when they can't even speak in a relatively understandable way?
@nigelbaldwin7523 жыл бұрын
Just looking at the comedy angle in this, I was thinking maybe the security man is also thinking why can't any of the customers speak in an understandable way !
@stesrad3 жыл бұрын
Obviously you're being quite polite there I would say why have we got loads of jobsworth immigrants uneducated and poorly trained trying to dictate to us what to do and doing it with the blessing of the supermarket managers and corporate group !
@stesrad3 жыл бұрын
@Threehundredpages Pages yes it is and I'm bloody sick of it like you....👍
@nobby910103 жыл бұрын
that security guard is on a lower income but the beauty of it is he has his own segregated toilet block and uniform and the special workers benefit club rolled in too, been a sainsbury's employee and looking like that benefits you in ways money cannot match
@elvishards81613 жыл бұрын
Boom exactly privileged
@xamurai003 жыл бұрын
With the badge.. decked in black.. chest cam.. flak jacket.. they sure want them to look legit.. they have as much power as the guy collecting the trollies from the car park.
@teddybear85173 жыл бұрын
Once worked at Basingstoke Depo and the wages were amazing, and the benefits incredible, and one of the best super market warehouses I have ever been in, a very, very professional business set up.
@plainkady3 жыл бұрын
Love your videos!! Educational, informative!! So many sheep just following orders and get angry when others don't follow them too.
@littlemissy28833 жыл бұрын
The security needs beefing up
@syryder32363 жыл бұрын
Reggae reggae sauce 🤷♂️
@teddybear85173 жыл бұрын
It is not meating expectations
@rossjohnston943 жыл бұрын
I work in retail as security if the alarm goes off I ask for a receipt just the policy we follow then apologise for the inconvenience Also most of the times some stuff will not deactivate If not scanned right
@stuartrich45743 жыл бұрын
Send the video clip to the supermarket, it might be useful for training purposes. If they don't appreciate the content, well, more fool them.
@DT-kd3xi3 жыл бұрын
I always get this when I walk out with a TV u der my coat, out of order,,,
@stephenfisher94513 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@QQ_2413 жыл бұрын
😁😆😂🤣😭 but yeah good point.
@QQ_2413 жыл бұрын
However I didn't know about scones.
@Jamie-mx9xh3 жыл бұрын
If you want to go home with a security tag stuck on your clothes then feel free doing you a favour by checking your goods
@ANTYRULZHARD3 жыл бұрын
I've worked at a supermarket and believe me, meat is the most stolen item in the store. So naturally managers and security are aware of this. They are told this, and to look out for it. We place yellow security stickers on all valuable meat items in the store that are meant to trigger the alarm. Processing the item with the sticker at checkout does not de-activate the sticker and its ability to set off the alarm. It happens alot and so therefore it is checked on the receipt as a caution. The whole thing can be over in less than 10 seconds if the item is simply stated on your receipt. You would not believe the amount of scumbags stealing from the store I worked at day in and day out, brazen and bold in doing so. These security guards work 12 hour shifts nearly everyday doing nothing but stand in the same spot. I can tell you that this man you filmed is only trying to help the store and be a functional security guard. Most of them do absolutely nothing and simply stand by the door all day. At least this one is trying. It must be a very very boring job. I appreciate your awareness of the rules and trying to show everyone our freedoms but really, this man was only doing what was necessary to deter the many many common thieves out there stealing meat to sell down the pub.
@amybaccellini54383 жыл бұрын
Lmao the pubs not open and stop. Judging people in times of need sound like a right judgemental person
@misiasert13483 жыл бұрын
What pubs?
@ANTYRULZHARD3 жыл бұрын
@@amybaccellini5438 I know they’re not open what’s your point? It’s still security’s job. Who am I judging?
@eveoakley62702 жыл бұрын
I worked at an ASDA store for 8 years. Yes there are a lot of scum but you cannot treat everyone as though they are the same.
@GregKeaton2 жыл бұрын
There’s no such word as “alot”.
@snerper3 жыл бұрын
They can set the alarms off themselves if they think you look dodgy, they're total wankers for the main part!
@rossjohnston943 жыл бұрын
@Threehundredpages Pages yes they are it's really easy actually
@rossjohnston943 жыл бұрын
@Threehundredpages Pages it literally just a tag
@rossjohnston943 жыл бұрын
@Threehundredpages Pages sometimes quite alot of things set them up ranging from student card wallets and laptops I make sure myself that I check the alarms regular to make sure they are all in order
@rossjohnston943 жыл бұрын
@Threehundredpages Pages I'd.complain if that's the case
@martinhandley94453 жыл бұрын
Straight out of a dinghy .... Straight into a security job .🤣
@chriswood83983 жыл бұрын
Nice to see lots of casual racists commenting. Speaks volumes about the type of thicko that enjoys this guys videos
@DG-iw3yw7 ай бұрын
Straight out of stupidity, into the comments section
@ramatgan13 жыл бұрын
Nigerian security guard! I love their funny accents
@Mohamed-1997-3 жыл бұрын
I'm a security guard myself and I love your security guard videos 😂💯.
@jesselivermore22912 жыл бұрын
do you got beef too? beef beef?
@Clarencebeeks893 жыл бұрын
I had this happen to me ! I’m not having it anymore
@Robroscob3 жыл бұрын
gunna try pork?
@peachycreations87873 жыл бұрын
@@Robroscob lmao
@abdirahman2923 жыл бұрын
But there are ppl out there who are professional shoplifters.. And it's us the honest shoppers who pick up the tap
@stevearellytv32133 жыл бұрын
You shouldn’t pay for stuff people have stolen mate
@BadBadgerTrollAccount1723 жыл бұрын
@@stevearellytv3213 It's factored into the profit margins. Who else would pay for it?...
@stevearellytv32133 жыл бұрын
I don’t care I ain’t paying for no little thieves shopping the scumbags, let em factor that in
@BadBadgerTrollAccount1723 жыл бұрын
@@stevearellytv3213 Yet, you pay for it everytime you buy anything...
@Edeskenney3 жыл бұрын
That security guard is a genius.
@jimcobain43812 жыл бұрын
This is the 3rd one I have watched today where the security guard can’t speak a word of it.
@thetravellingcarpenter16213 жыл бұрын
Wait until these security guys are replaced with robots ? God help us , no discussions! Computer says no! They will probably have a built in laser gun to kill us! Then find out we have actually paid for the item afterwards! 🤦♂️
@mikeburtyboy3 жыл бұрын
That was funny, so much none understanding 🤣
@GavstarLeo3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P to people with earphones YOU GOT ME! Damn that was loud LMAO
@sheashea9353 жыл бұрын
We want another long video mate keep up the good work
@mrichards553 жыл бұрын
The alarm went off as he was leaving the store. The security have every right to question him and inspect his shopping.
@stevo1843 жыл бұрын
No it doesn't dumbo, didn't you watch the video? You've got two eyes and two ears but only one mouth....use it wisely
@hannecatton21793 жыл бұрын
Straight off the boat / dingy from Dover to Sainsbury´s in Bracknell. Note to self , ´give that shop and all in that chain a miss´.
@LS____3 жыл бұрын
Why do you people always have to bring race/colour into it? Jesus Christ 🤦🏻♂️
@LS____3 жыл бұрын
@Threehundredpages Pages It really doesn’t. Stop spewing nonsense for a cheap dig at a black guy
@blamiresa3 жыл бұрын
It is alarming how many people are in security jobs,dealing with members of the public but only able to communicate in broken/pidgin English...they don’t understand our phrases and customs...country’s on a race to the bottom.
@LS____3 жыл бұрын
@@blamiresa then I’m afraid that’s an issue with the recruitment process. He’s clearly qualified for the job or he wouldn’t have been hired. His job doesn’t require him to hold lengthy in depth conversations with the public. He’s required at most to ask to look at receipts, check customer items and escalate to police if necessary or wish them a nice day and leave depending on the outcome. Don’t hate on the guy for wanting to work.
@LS____3 жыл бұрын
@Threehundredpages Pages Where did I say they were gods 😂 a white British security guard wouldn’t have discriminatory comments said about him off the bat. You’ve seen the colour of his skin and his troubles with the English language and made assumptions which is extremely worrying
@creyten52553 жыл бұрын
yoooo still got that on my mind so close to 100 k "beep beep" haha
@kasimhussain28503 жыл бұрын
Yoo Good video your video are all way the best keep it up AB 😎👍🏾
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
I take it you like beef 😂
@TheAuditToolbar3 жыл бұрын
When your son asks you in 20 year's time what did you do to try and stop this tyrannical world from happing, you will have an answer. Many Many Many men in Britain will have to explain how they welcomed it. This is just a security guard, but the principles at play are huge. My one year old boy thanks you for your incredible work.
@bestyoutube53183 жыл бұрын
It sounds like. He got. BEEEEF.! Epic A.B
@tigerskinpants3 жыл бұрын
Now I know where you live, I wondered why all your videos were in a circle around me! Great work, keep it up!
@jermaine81233 жыл бұрын
Hope you get too a 100 k soon keep up the great work
@Montreal983 жыл бұрын
As time goes by, an eye for an eye. We in this together son your (beef) is mines.
@robinbanks.3 жыл бұрын
He bought BEEF 🥩 😂😂
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Did he ?
@davidbould26093 жыл бұрын
Yo new subscriber here👍🏻 been watching most your videos,haven’t finished yet , they are our evening viewing 🤓 they are hilarious 🤣 ‘you have hairy ears,’ ‘you have false teeth already ‘ have you had Botox in your lips ‘😆just great, and I love how you let them dig a bigger hole for themselves !!!
@kruzinkitkat65143 жыл бұрын
Here from John Filax's KZfaq channel. Big fan of his, now a fan of yours! Howdy from Dallas Texas, USA.
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the show
@patrickp69593 жыл бұрын
Big up AB 👍👍
@zerosumequation3 жыл бұрын
Are there any Security that can understand ennggllleesshhhhh?
@gteaz3 жыл бұрын
Alarm detects me "beep beep beep" Me looks at everyone else.
@bobsmith32913 жыл бұрын
What do you expect if you walk round with your hood up and your face covered in a supermarket
@stevemacbr3 жыл бұрын
SAINSBURY'S - - A short while ago, I was shopping in one of their stores. I had a full shopping cart withx2 bottles of brandy,... which I had left along with some soft perishables to CHECK-OUT at the end. - Meanwhile the small packing area of the self-checkout till was loaded and after I had scanned the few perishables through the till then the x2 bottles of brandy,... I left the perishables on top of the SCAN / weigh table ( wanting to place them on the bottles after being LIBERATED from their UNDER-AGE tags. - I called the assistant. . She came and said I should pay for / scan through the perishables - I stated they were already done & that she could check after she LIBERATED the brandy as this NOTICE blocked the major part of the screen,.. and I continued to REFUSE to re-scan the perishables. - She walked off to get a security guard,... I remained calm but OPENLY showed my distain at her STUPIDITY. - The security guard came to the till with a young effeminate boy , to see what was going on. I explained the situation above and HE ( the security guard was content) - then the young effeminate boy tried to be assertive and made a demand of me,... to which I was now getting pissed off with,... and I said - JUST GET ON WITH IT & stop wasting my time. - Stupidly,... the young boy than said, I don't like you talking to me like that. - I sad,... fair enough,... I'm not paying for the goods, I no longer wish to shop here with this CUSTOMER SERVICE attitude,... and in leaving, I said - NOW you can spend the next 45minutes putting everything back on the shelf, and I walked out unhindered. . I did NOT comply to tjheir stupidity,... and attempts to control. They cou7ld NOT charge me with stealing, as I left withou any goods, and had every intention of paying for what I had chosen - UNTIL these 'self-important nobodies' with little customer care, and even less rational get a jumped up idea of their position,... and try to be passive aggressive. - Not witnh this guy. ( Note: The security guard was very fair and acted aright ) .
@DG-iw3yw7 ай бұрын
You can go to another shop or learn to grow your own food, moron.
@00ghost273 жыл бұрын
0:19 RIP headphone users :(
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Sorry 😂😂
@syryder32363 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@newnorman71583 жыл бұрын
This is a classic example of the difference between speaking English and understanding English
@porchard82613 жыл бұрын
AB: are you in jail???
@michaelellarby93 жыл бұрын
Sainsburys security actually have a thob in there pocket and have to set off alarm and search so many people a day, it happened to me I seen him move his hand in his pocket as I approached so I looked it up on here and it is well documented, they do it, try looking it up sainsburys security and fobs
@darussianping613 жыл бұрын
try to google exactly what you said without result. could you copy and paste link? thx
@michaelellarby93 жыл бұрын
@@darussianping61 sorry it was like a year plus ago now since I did the research, try things like sainsburys door security, and sainsburys entrance alarm, sainsburys dishonest security, etc, there was plenty of others on there sorry it was a long time ago.
@eivom13 жыл бұрын
Customer was a bit of a karen getting "pissed off" "2nd time", how is it the checkout guys fault that the security tag went off, he sorted it out for him maybe buy beef somewhere else if it ruins his day that much or... keep a receipt. Good to see the security guard checking the alarmed customers, our supermarket we get stuff stolen all the time because we have a security guard who prioritises his smoking breaks.
@LazyAnnihilator3 жыл бұрын
So I work in a supermarket myself. If the alarm goes off as a customer leaves the only thing store security should do is remove the tag for the customer. Even if they suspect them of theft they can't do anything other than follow their own procedure which AC ran through at the start of the video. There is nothing stopping them from reviewing security video and keeping a picture of the suspected thief for next time. As to the customer complaining I think they are well within their rights and understandably annoyed. If I had been the assistant I would tell them to make a customer compliant. The tags on meat are the worsted and need to be removed or updated and this won't happen unless customers complain. I'd suggest bringing up your concerns about your stores security with your line manager.
@theordinary11753 жыл бұрын
He's nailed the word beef. He'll have his PhD in no time.
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
You mean his BhD lol 😂
@michaelcorleone90353 жыл бұрын
Were you wearing a muzzle AB?
@GavTatu3 жыл бұрын
S C ON E S..... good grief.
@spsh58343 жыл бұрын
Big Yo from Coventry!👍🏼
@johnabbott94313 жыл бұрын
Yes I am watching from Coventry too !
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Yo , check out my videos from Coventry
@spsh58343 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain watched them several times over!
@spsh58343 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain you don’t give anyone rubbish, you don’t take any rubbish either!
@dinth3 жыл бұрын
Regarding SCONES - does it mean that you can pick up an item, exit the store without making payment and nobody can stop you *IF* the item was visible at all times and you havent tried to conceal it?
@kelvynmoore48823 жыл бұрын
1:40 "if I go to the supermarket and spend my money". Assuming AB they have actually exchanged their money for the products. Not 'some' of the goods. You need to purchase 'all' of the goods you have taken. A supermarket is privately owned property with public access. It is not public property. Rather like a ‘pub’. The goods on the shelves are under the ownership of the business until such a point they are deemed 'purchased' on exit of the premises. This includes all implied terms. Purchasing law is one of the oldest and well documented laws in the United Kingdom. SCONES is a working doctrine for security staff to follow. It is not statute. All this could of course be avoided... just pay for what you've taken and perhaps keep the receipt?
@rogertomlinson94963 жыл бұрын
Hi, AB what's happening. You sound french by the way.
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Ah bon ?
@cluez39463 жыл бұрын
But what if he was stealing u don’t just let them walk out with stolen things
@joohop3 жыл бұрын
Clearly Incompetent Bless Up AB
@johnkelly17873 жыл бұрын
YO AB, where your ID, thanks for all these great videos.
@daipigeon75613 жыл бұрын
Yoooo
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Yo
@williamdavies62413 жыл бұрын
Security are generally treated like crap by employers and other staff, and then MR A.B. comes and sticks his nose in, for no other reason than to look clever to his devoted followers, Tw@.
@ryanxavier2353 жыл бұрын
Ur a legend man, calm and contentious in your speaking. Keep it up, just seen 1312
@danieljknowles23893 жыл бұрын
Hey I’ve looked at the companies house and it says that county court Business centre is dissolved Is there loads of these or are they the same as the Northampton ones.
@danieljknowles23893 жыл бұрын
Dear Cabinet Office, We have noted a request to strike off GOVERNMENT UK LIMITED - 05522373. It states within the filing history 7th October 2020 find-and-update.company-informat... the following within the section Important notice for all interested parties.
@rranger22743 жыл бұрын
When the security guard asked who are you, you should of said, you are from the immigration service. Who knows he might of made a dash for the exit.
@Elloco-us5fe3 жыл бұрын
And this is why the world is so fucked with comments like this
@Elloco-us5fe3 жыл бұрын
United Kingdom
@whitehart113 жыл бұрын
of said ? of made ?
@Elloco-us5fe3 жыл бұрын
Illiterate racism
@rranger22743 жыл бұрын
@@whitehart11 how does, f off sound.
@colonialclive3 жыл бұрын
Meat should of been swiped at checkout. To disable the security tag.
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
I guess
@bp46823 жыл бұрын
I've been following you for some now mate so it was a surprise today when one of your videos was featured on a course iam sitting. Brilliant just brilliant 😁👍
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Huh , what course is that ?
@ChillinLikeAVillain12103 жыл бұрын
Hahaha your titles are priceless lol
@billydoesntdocommentary67113 жыл бұрын
Ab you naughty man 😂 keep up the content we hate tyrant cops , they should be stripped from services ❤️❤️
@billydoesntdocommentary67113 жыл бұрын
@@ozzie2612 cool
@daldal6163 жыл бұрын
Yo AB!
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Yo
@ofark27643 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain AB, what type of cam were you using. 🙏❤️🙏
@AndiPannell3 жыл бұрын
When I leave Costco. They ask to see my receipt to check the number of items I paid for matches the number of items in my trolley. Are you saying I don't have to show them?