I went to middle school with Shane. What’s funny is he and I played basketball on a 6’ basket in my driveway. He kept dunking on me and pounding his chest while he was wearing my Charles Barkley jersey.

... For SURE your blessed, just to part about your i pad, your positive attitude, and perspective, and outward kind intent and chosen viewpoint...I adore you Bert!!! So does God, OBVIOUSLY!!!

The segment where you guys were talking about guns was really eye opening. For many reasons. First if you don't have enough self control to be confident you wouldn't just snap and start shooting people... Please never even look at a firearm. Second, me personally, and I'm pretty sure most gun owners go to the range for the same reason a soccer player kicks the same ball into the same net all afternoon. It's muscle memory. It's practice. It's to become proficient with a dangerous tool. If you guys have that much anxiety around guns, how do you drive? Way more people are prone to road rage, and driving is far more dangerous than shooting targets. Before someone comes at me like "why does anybody need a gun anyways?" Its the same as anything you have that's a just in case item. Like jumper cables, a spare tire, a hammer, or measuring tape, a condom, ibuprophen etc. It's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. When someone breaks into your house at 3 in the morning and decides to take, or hurt you, or your family, would you really prefer to just be compliant, or would you rather stop that situation from happening? I respect peoples opinions on most all things, but don't just assume people who own firearms are dumb, macho, ego plants. Most of us are just looking at history, crime, and are very resposible.

Shane is a great comedian. His timing is rock solid.

Bert is the kind of dad/husband I want to be.

Was front row at your special and it was the best night of my life! Lol

Great podcast with good ol' Sampler Platter #AFE

Saw Shane live in New Orleans, his standup is so good I couldn’t believe he wasn’t on more podcasts. I bet the special will breakout once it’s released.

Yay! Saw him open for Duncan Trussell, hilarious!

Fantastic interview, one of your best Bert! Thanks for bringing Shane to my consciousness, awesome.

Saw you both in DC a few years back. One of the best shows I’ve ever seen.

Hahaha this guy got so salty during Bert's luck/raffle tirade. More episodes with Shane for sure!! New comic to look up.

Berts yoga pants game is strong

Shane: were you guys filming something? Bert: no we were shooting something for comedy central Bert , i love you ya idiot

Shane is one of the sweetest and funniest dudes I met in comedy....I miss Portland

shane looks like he was in the wwe lol

Really enjoyed this podcast

2 Bears need to go in the 1Cave #2Bears1Cave

Hahaha this guy got so salty during Bert's luck/raffle tirade

Love Shane

I am so disappointed in how few views this has. This is possibly one of my favorite podcasts of all time. This was awesome and made my day!

More episodes with Shane for sure!! New comic to look up

love this guy! great pod

greattttt podcastt luckiest guy 😂

went back to watch this after seeing shane torres open for bert @foxwoods

Cummings comedy summed up - "this joke is called garbage"

Jesus Bert, give me some of that luck lol

What a great podcast. Who was the guy sitting in the chair?

SHANE TORRES IS HILARIOUS.

Shane is one of my favorite local comedian.

Genius

BERT!

Good thing he picked up those guns for the new special

in kentucky/tennesse/wv etc you can get a gun without an I.Dcfor $200 at the flea markets (I know it's not technically legal but they also aren't arresting anyone.)

i lost my mind at those raffle stories lol

I've got a drinking game. Every time Bert says "This guy's a ______. I'm not shitting on him." take a shot

Thought this was like ME the illness lol

I want to hear Leanne's take on the raffle story.

Im Bert, your Bert, Shes Bert, Hes Bert We are all Bert.

Family Guy was definitely the "funny" guy go to when i was growing up

When does that start?

I also like how you guys talked shit about how long Joe's podcasts are and this is 3+ hour podcast. Great podcast but it's just funny

I knew I should’ve stuck with the audio only version.

Looks like Bam Margera when he gets sober.

Let him do the bit man

like totally.

Why is the intro so loud compared to the rest of the podcast? Take it down about 10-15% imo. : x Maybe it's just me, but god damn that intro is always jarring as fuck.

No up in Iowa Ii

I just recently learned about Shane from his appearance on Conan. Dude is fucking hilarious, cant wait to hear more from him.

Bert! How do I find that audio of the Hartford Connecticut show?! It sounds hilarious! Link? Thanks

sup bert man

Tell us on the mic ...who it was.

😂😂😂😂😂

Bert! Come back to Tampa soon and do a live show with Mike Calta! Now!

You beat jre time today.

Couldn't like listen to this to long...there were like wayyyy to many likes...

Damn and now Alec Baldwin 1:02:50

Loving the content bart, but I swear you are the only dude over 6ft that sits Indian style religiously!!

Shane Torres seems really cool. I'd love to hear him speak. Has Bert started taking stimulants?

Luck isn't real (send me some luck and prove me wrong Bert! haha) but it seems our feelings about luck can affect the way we act. (it's not so different than god, if you think about it, just replace the word "luck" with the word "god" in that first sentence) I'm glad Bert believes in luck, because it's much more fun that way. Those stories are great, and they never would have turned out that way if Bert didn't believe he was the luckiest guy in the world, or even just the raffle king. The fact that Bert is actually the hyperbole champ is the icing on the lucky cake... "Say you love me more than your children!.... IS THIS YOUR RING?!?!?!" hahaha

How many times will Shane interrupt bert to say something completely not funny

Bert can you answer this for me? Why is it that dogs Pee and then Poo and why humans poo and then Pee

How about people tune out when they are not entertained.it doesn't have anything to do with disagreeing on the subject,just not entertained by guest fumbling through gun issues when he has no idea about guns.simple as that.not entertained.its not a knock on bert,love the guy.

That guy looks 100% east LA Mexican to me but doesn’t see it himself. Human perception is a funny thing.

The lack of gun knowledge here is proof why you should learn about firearms and firearm safety.....

Really crying? At a gun range lmao. Come on it's just a gun

Owen is spiraling. He thinks people don't like his jokes because they are easily offended, but they just aren't good jokes. He also doesn't seem to have enough self awareness to correct his behavior.

LIKE I really love your podcasts and LIKE just about everything you do! But LIKE dear god how many fucking times did you both say LIKE!!!! I couldn’t even finish the podcast. I got only 30 mins into it and was LIKE ok. LIKE I’m gonna hop on over to Rogan or Joey Diaz podcast for this week. I’ll try to relisten to this episode again maybe. LIKE Its like you had LIKE Tourette’s and you both made each other’s ticks worse. Lol anyway LIKE I love you so much Bert and I’ll always be a fan.

Put on some shoes, Bert. Or at the very least, some freaking socks.

I used to enjoy Owen, but I just can't follow him anymore. That guy is losing it. And I totally agree with the whole Ace Ventura thing. I had the same issue with Austin Powers. I loved the movies, but I was soon ready to deck the next guy who said "Get in mah belly!"

My issue with Dane was that the first special was hilarious but the next 3 specials/records were basically the same material and after hearing it so many times it just got old. His act got stale for me

Bert Bert Bert Bert Bert. I’m not gay

Awesome guest and way to start building resentment in your daughter Bert. A lot of parents are more willing to call there kids weird than attempt to have a better understanding of them

No

Is this the heavy breathing podcast?

You have to work at your craft

Shane's chairclooks uncomfortable as fuck

Oof III III III III III III i

Maybe Bert doesn't mind being interrupted by a friend, but it's really irritating to listen to. Let Bert finish his thought! He isn't trying to play "Guess The End Of My Sentence"

Dane cook fell off because he's done the same act since 2001.

so bert is shock he can just buy a gun? ok. Its not like hes a felon why is every one surprised by shit like this? He really shouldnt be talking about ''common sense'' in reference to guns when he knows so little.

2008 ruined dance cook? Thanks Obama

Big fan Bert. But not a fan of this particular lefty, the irrational left wing gun argument is too much.

Bert is So Racist

Sure love your show,usually.........this guy bags on guns yet knows absolutely nothing about guns...sad.im out.