i love watching schlatt react to tiktoks! i dont have a gun to my head!! please don't send help, schlatt doesnt have me locked up and im perfectly fine!

I love how shlagg ranks tiktoks using a very detailed ranking system. I'd hate if he simply just reacted to them without rankings, despite using the word ranking in the titles

Schlagg may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver!

I’m so impressed of how “Schlatt” ranked these TikToks so exquisitely that he doesn’t need a ranking system or words, just caveman screams and gasps

This is the exact moment when Schlatt turned into Schlagg

I’m so happy Schlagg isn’t like his brother, Schlatt really destroyed his family in 1999 but I’m happy Schlagg survived.

5:28 That man is too dangerous to be kept alive

4:45 I have a phobia of wasps, dude the immense fear that went through my body at that moment was awful. Now I can’t sleep.

Truly a Schlagg moment.

schlatt is sacrificing his brain cells and sanity for our entertainment

2:40 god he's william afton

20:13 It's literally open season being filmed

I love how the text is censored, but not the actual swearing. Classic

Jambo deep throating the food schlatt was feeding him, is just him following after his dad.

4:02 how did we go from Obama one of the greatest presidents in our history to an orange guy who can’t spell him own name or count down from 10 to a fossil who starts every sentence with “back in my day”

6:17 Gangster's Paradise playing in the background makes it 10x funniner

The guy EATING the wasp nest is metal AF

The Segments: 0:00 Chug Splash 0:11 Ignore my Laugh 0:34 It Really Pisses me off- 1:01 Bomb threat 1:14 Jesus 1:20 Average U.K Robbery 1:40 Thicc Jerma 2:06 How is he not in Prison 2:49 Phonk food Tutorial Gone Bad 3:14 Eye Contact 3:34 How to Make Methamphetamine 3:48 You like Men Kissing 3:57 Sleepy Joe #1 4:27 Pizza Delivery Clip Part 1 4:33 Wasp Nest Crush 4:50 Patriot Crushes and Eats Wasp Nest 5:38 UFO Hypothetical (Enoch J #1) 6:15 Drunk Driving Podcast 6:44 The "Beast" 7:52 Hip Hip 8:29 Sponsor 9:14 They look left 9:21 Schlatt fans waiting for a non tiktok reaction 9:32 Reacting to Lightning Strike 10:00 Come over here and kiss me (Dog Edition) 10:11 Oscar hears a curse word 10:46 Sleepy Joe #2 11:10 You think I'm Sexy? (Enoch J #2) 11:34 Tree Romance 11:49 Fucking 12:10 Talking Ben 3AM 13:02 IRL Ben 13:20 Bro was absolutely bewildered 13:51 Be Careful this Halloween 14:25 Sleepy Joe #3 14:40 I was Struggling/Sleepy Joe #4 15:14 Taser Threat 15:27 Mentos vs Soda Ft: Monke 15:49 Yall need to teach your pets 16:01 I bet i can make you Smile (Enoch J #3) 16:50 Super Mario never gets old 17:05 Perfect angle before disaster 17:19 You like that Shit? 17:26 When the Battle Bus passes by 17:39 the ending is foul 17:54 I love Underlime Slopper saga (18:17 - Demon Sensor test 18:33 - Trash Can in front of Monet 18:53 - Never ask Nephew) 19:26 Gym (Enoch J #4) 20:10 It's Finally Free 20:38 Sleepy Joe #5 20:55 Kitten Dancing (Joe Biden's Mind be Like) 21:14 Monke 21:46 Schlatt Rates your 9/11 Impressions 22:21 Pizza Delivery Clip #2 22:27 2 videos in one 22:57 Ranking Each State by Top Landmark 23:37 Shit Sleeping 23:55 What Type of Food Do you like? (Enoch J #5) 24:18 Wake up/Smack Cam 24:45 Clumsy asf fr 24:54 Kitten 25:05 Schlatt Breates the Elderly 25:49 Watermelon Trick (Ft: Enoch J #6) 26:13 Hit a Trick 26:20 Victim Card 26:32 Schlatt Would never had expected this 26:49 Slippery Trail 27:22 Washing my car with Hydrochloric acid 27:34 What's you favorite Candy? (Enoch J #7) 28:02 Schlatt Doxes Batman Guy 28:24 Most Satisfying Video for Schlatt 28:54 you don't want to see me rage 29:03 Average Day in Florida 29:24 Guy confused about Manslaughter 29:49 What's your favorite Exercise (Enoch J #8) 30:07 Schlatt rants on Ohio jokes

19:24 I fucking cried when that guy showed up again 😭😭😭

4:27 and he made abortions illegal where I live, “Leader of the “free” land” free isn’t the word id use to describe what joe has done to everythin💀

Respect for Scat for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

Little did the viewers know that Jschlatt had already begun his metamorphosis into Schlagg when he started watching TikToks

that comment about sssniperwolf aged well

16:48 Nobody realized that he did in fact get Schlatt to smile

I love the new Schlatt vlog channel! I'm really glad he finally decided to make new and unseen content for us to watch!

9:15 the synchronized head turn

7:06 the beast is actually the sweetest doggo. I see jumbo jambo did the brain washing successfully

odd how shline eleven pretends to not know what happened back in 99'

3:12 I want one of these phonk eating videos where instead of eating the sandwich they eat the plate, fork and knife and then they just eat the kitchen counter

10:00 THAT CAUGHT ME COMPLETELY BY SURPRISE I LITERALLY COULDN’T BREATHE FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES

4:53 just our daily reminder that those people are not right in the head.

23:23 why does this man let out the most joker like laugh every once in a while. like i never expect it

I love when Shlagg reuploads videos of a reupload of a livestream of Shlatt reacting to reuploaded memes, except now I can re-digest the same content edited in a different sequence. Thanks, Shlatt, you're killing it!

schlatt not having any idea what a greyhound is is the kind of addition to the lore we needed

4:33 R.I.P.

14:00 i once found an APHE 330mm mbt shell in my halloween candy

“Best of” normally only happens when something ends so I’m keeping my fingers crossed

13:18 that scream was personal-

5:39 I don't think I'm gonna get abducted by a pubic hair beard UFO

2:35 He didn’t know it was gonna fall you know? He was just adjusting it, and they happened to be in the way. It was an accident that could’ve been avoided if they just looked up

i love it when Schlagg's face disintegrates into confusion in these tiktoks 😂

5:16 THIS MAN IS A LIVING CHAD

3:06 they should make that but they start eating the furniture too

1:14 R.I.P

How nice of "Schlagg" to promote and shoutout small youtubers like "Schlatt", truly one of the moments of all time

imagine being shlatt, you spend hours going through tiktoks planning your reactions, and then have to pretend like you haven't already seen them, doubt I could pull it off

17:00 RIP THAT KIDS NOSE HE BE SMELLIN COLORS NOW

10:56 Kleptrocacies 🗿

vaas: to do the same over and over is insanity jschatt: I think it's actually very profitable

2:30 i believe this is a reference to a movie called the platform, in which a major side character is put in the prison because he pushed out a television that fell onto a man riding a bicycle which died because of it. and that character too calls him stupid and says its his fault for walking down the street just while he threw his television.

I love how he ranked these goofy and silly TikToks and is *NOT* a compilation of TikTok reaction videos HELP I HAVE A GUN TO MY HEAD TO EDIT THOUSANDS OF TIKTOK REACTION VIDEOS

6:47 schlatt. my man. you are ment to dress up grey hounds in clothes during winter or they can freeze, they dont have alot of fat and they dont have fur so we have to put layers over them.

Loved the part where he ranked the tiktoks

19:33 my eyes and ears have never been raped this much

9:48 I’m noticing that Schlatts laughing face is slowly turning into a cryingnface Edit: LOOK MA I MADE IT TO THE TIMED SECTION

2:25 pretty sure thats a comedian, he's pretty sarcastic/facetious. i can't remember his name. Edit: i spent 25 minutes trying to find his name... just for it to be his tiktok .... Todd Glass

Im genuinely convinced the world wouldn’t be the same without someone like shlatt

13:35 Bro took the wrong pill 💀

I really enjoyed his rating system. I especially when he saw that tik tok and rated it a *wheeze* teir. This is amazing.

Americans: Why do Europeans dislike Americans?! Europeans: 5:00

20:37 this song has been permanently ruined for me because of the Mandela catalogue

14:37 when he says it's like other countries he's been to he's referring to other countries Turkey farms like in Israel. Not the populations of other countries

Schlatt dissing greyhounds ;-;

11:34 gravity falls season 1 episode 17 irl

2:06 im still trying to find this clip

27:17 no schlatt the most dangerous place in america is a school.

As a New Yorker, I can guarantee that he gets angry at drivers from NJ for pulling some dumbass U-turn and than proceed to pull the same U-turn 20 minutes later

its 4:30 in the morning and i keep hearing an annoying bird chirping while hallucinating from staying up 3 nights in a row, and yet schlatts videos make me feel safe

Petition for a Jschlatt VS MoistCr1TiKaL debate: Drunk crashers vs drunk drivers

1:21 I’ve been trying to find that clip I just cant

8:20 i actually fucking need that edit: fuck it isnt on sale anymore

Schlatt having a conversation with Ben will forever be one of the funniest things I’ve seen

schlatt's ranking tiktoks videos are just a break from life for me lmao

THAT LAUGH 23:30 MY GOSH IM DEAD

4:17 THE SIDEWALK IS OVER. no schlatt the sidewalk is joever

2:49 Average New Jersey inhabitant also: Taylor Ham or Pork Roll?

13:52 I found a whole nuke in my snickers it was a solid 7/10 would try again

Bro was flabbergasted 😳🕶️🤏 💀☠️

schlatt is ballsy asf for cocking a pistol... Boys, you hear that? the 99' goat is armed, i repeat, target "99' goat" is armed.

Schlatt is gonna need a longgggg break after this one

at 6:54 that's an irl hellhound from cod zombies 💀

At 9:01 I wanted to say, 'but Jschlatt....i like men...' so bad.

1:37 I feel like after Charlie’s feud with sneako everybody is showing off their boomstick

23:41 that's one of the sloppiest farts i've heard

at 4:22 it hilariously reads "dementia of the free world"

why did that dog at 13:05 look like that one picture of lil durk in the ski mask and his eyes are like bugged out

5:06 wtf is that on the wall ?!

Scholar needs more compilations of him being a side character in other peoples videos

0:15 i tought schlatt laughed

3:52 POV: Me when I lie to myself

words cannot explain how much i love this man and his content,he could make me laugh at anytime. If i would be having a mental breakdown or a panic attack he would make me laugh no matter what

3:42 the classic

10:33 THATS MY PRESIDENT

30:28 that ending was subtle...

schlatt is actually prolific at fake laughing

After a long day on this wasteland of a platform. Seeing some schlatt reactions really gets me going Im still waiting on the payment

7:44 buff jambo

18:13 mannnnn I love underline slopper

when schlagg is ranking tiktoks, you can be sure he'll rank them

Wow this must have been hard to compile for the editor because of how unbearable “Schlum Jar” is