Biden Hires A Youth Interpreter

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27 күн бұрын

President Biden is doing whatever it takes to improve his poll numbers among young people.
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@rogerlong5585 25 күн бұрын

"Excuse me, stewardess. I speak jive."

@hahah9650 25 күн бұрын

#Airplane!QuotesFTW

@benwasserman8223 25 күн бұрын

The funnier part of that joke is how it's the wholesome mother from Leave it to Beaver speaking jive.

@KB-sv7fm 25 күн бұрын

Flight Attendant

@LindaC616 25 күн бұрын

@@KB-sv7fmwhoosh

@SpaceForceCommander 25 күн бұрын

Shit. (Translation: Golly!)

@freya8133 25 күн бұрын

Don't pay attention to polls. VOTE!!

@Ian-ie3hy 25 күн бұрын

this should go without saying..but nope not us 🤣

@parasite674 25 күн бұрын

I underestimated Trump and I didn't vote. That was the presidential election he won.

@joymcguire 25 күн бұрын

@@parasite674 I successfully guilted my nephew to start voting after Bush v Gore. Votes do count- especially in close election cycles!

@henkthekiller 25 күн бұрын

What about all the times democrats voted against Biden during the primaries?

@wolfpacrule 25 күн бұрын

exactly the poll is horrible, it's like saying Gen Z switched to flip phone, I was like WHERE and WHO.

@HyperactiveNeuron 25 күн бұрын

What he needs is Obama's anger interpreter 😂

@LindaC616 25 күн бұрын

He lets it go when he's angry

@d.a.elliottjr.367 25 күн бұрын

He needs Obama's charisma, too.

@actionshark8165 25 күн бұрын

Polls are misleading. Just vote!

@javaman7199 Күн бұрын

About polls, does anyone answer calls from unknown numbers anymore?

@stevetrockman204 25 күн бұрын

I gotta skate. My mom’s picking me up.

@lynnheath4945 25 күн бұрын

Having their own language is a way youth carve out an identity. It's a losing battle to try to speak it, since the whole point is that we can't.

@c0mpu73rguy 25 күн бұрын

I mean, the whole joke of this video is that Joe Biden is old and out of touch (when in reality he's just one of those things unlike someone else I won't name who is both).

@LindaC616 25 күн бұрын

Someone is missing the classroom 🙂

@LV-ii7bi 25 күн бұрын

I think you mean lingo.

@igorschmidlapp6987 25 күн бұрын

Yeah, I'm a hep cat who's groovy and far out, and even awesome at times, but sometimes finds things grody to the max for real, but, doesn't let it affect my rizz... ;-P

@stefanboster5728 25 күн бұрын

Hard workin’ crew member gets some on-air time with lines for extra cash - sweet! 👍

@clickrick 19 күн бұрын

Damn, that's insanely well done!

@ECKSDEEEExD 25 күн бұрын

I love President Joe Biden

@TheDanishGuyReviews 25 күн бұрын

Haven't seen someone dab since 2017.

@jimadams8795 24 күн бұрын

Really? Stopped getting around?

@exilhamburger4802 25 күн бұрын

Sorry, the anger interpreter skit with Pres. Obama at he WHCD is still the standard for this kind of joke!

@LindaC616 25 күн бұрын

Yep

@Tanlantas 25 күн бұрын

lol.. Its nice to be able to make fun of a sitting president without having to worry about him trying to wipe out your entire livelihood. All the more reason to keep Biden in, and trump out.

@dick8997 20 күн бұрын

Cause when he sees himself on TV he just goes... who's that guy

@mattgies 25 күн бұрын

Was that Robert Reich?

@pamr.429 25 күн бұрын

No, but he was almost as old

@bwenluck9812 25 күн бұрын

So what?

@mattgies 25 күн бұрын

@@bwenluck9812 So what?

@JeanNuttall-hp7rz 25 күн бұрын

Polls are crapola 😂

@javaman7199 Күн бұрын

About polls, does anyone answer calls from unknown numbers anymore?

@clockwork8548 17 күн бұрын

How do ya do, fellow kids!

@lazyperfectionist1 25 күн бұрын

This is, of course, the wrong approach. If you want the support of a given demographic, you have to show that demographic that you _hear_ them; not that you can emulate their _slang._

@jodieirwin438 23 күн бұрын

You may be taking that skit a bit too seriously. 😊

@itspersonal3351 25 күн бұрын

Shocking, considering student loan forgiveness and omg the climate action! Literally saving our future. Massive Infrastructure investment, Record number of insured under Affordable Care Act, Taking on Big Pharma, record job growth, lowest unemployment in 50 years, producing more energy than we consume for the first time in history, clean energy investments. So many investments that will positively impact our future. We need more young ppl working social media bc Biden’s campaign reach online sucks. 😢 Also, needs help reporting the trolls. I love Biden 🥰💙

@elizawulf8180 21 күн бұрын

I think if Biden did the following (and News reported on it), the following could help: -Double his number/size of National Monuments (from 5 to 10) -Expand eligibility and expand coverage for Medicare & ACA (for self-employed, part-time, and disabled workers - improving coverage for gig economy workers & independent creators) -Rejoin the Trans-Pacific Partnership -Push for Israel to allow international effort to evacuate of children in Gaza -Propose action to criminalize Stochastic Terrorism, Cyberstalking, Doxxing, SWAT-ing, and Deepfakes -Designate several Far-Right Hate Groups as Gangs -Launch an Investigation to suspend/remove police with ties to known Hate Groups

@SLaccount 10 күн бұрын

It's because of israel, there's no mystery

@annarose3354 2 күн бұрын

And I wonder how much he likes what he's hearing

@thegamingrailfan7905 25 күн бұрын

How do you do fellow kids

@carolloos4424 22 күн бұрын

Biden is amazing

@freda2758 25 күн бұрын

I can respect that because I can barely find the patience to understand what young people are saying. I gave up years ago.

@SuperStella1111 25 күн бұрын

Oh look everyone. An original old person.

@honestcomments8053 22 күн бұрын

I don't believe it.....he is not in 40s for his approval rate...he must be polling very low because we are worse off the we were 4 years ago. Gas and food and pretty much everything else has gone up and product quantity has shrunk. Gas prices 5 dollars a gallon. Crime is up.

@Mischievous_Muse-nd8gy 20 күн бұрын

That's probably not a bad idea! After all that birth certificate guy Orange Flush always talks about had an anger interpreter and it worked so well, so did Michelle! 😂😈

@kiriuxeosa8716 16 күн бұрын

Can I get a youth translator because I didn't understand any of that!

@hankterreros223 25 күн бұрын

Cool!

@johnnythomas6723 21 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-eq2dx2jp6v 25 күн бұрын

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@jtilton5 22 күн бұрын

Would have been better if they got Steve Buscemi to do it.

@anthonyhurtado7358 23 күн бұрын

💙💙💙Vote For Peace💙💙🇺🇸💙VOTE BLUE💙🇺🇸💙

@theconstanttraveler903 23 күн бұрын

supporting a genocidal ethnostate in committing a genocide doesn't generally vibe with the youth vote

@laalaa99stl 25 күн бұрын

MUSIC⚡BAND

@user-eq2dx2jp6v 25 күн бұрын

Dear stivie and al good dear friends ❤❤❤❤❤

@omalor 25 күн бұрын

That was the weakest intro ever.

@___beyondhorizon4664 2 күн бұрын

Its also about the Gaza genocide, the younger generation doesn't get their news from mainstream media.

@The_R-n-I_Guy 25 күн бұрын

I've never answered a poll. And I don't know anyone who has

@jamesengstrand9600 18 күн бұрын

I was going to vote for Biden but after he said that women's rights should be decided by the states not him. He doesn't want to do that but he thinks someone should tell women what they can and cannot do. Maybe the states should think about women's voting rights. THEY HAVE TO LEARN THIER PLACE! (PLEASE READ WITH SARCASM)

@RH-nc8uu 25 күн бұрын

From current... It's a turkey driving and Youbird not ewwwbird would be better

@youtubecensors5419 25 күн бұрын

Who knew intentionally tanking the economy would irritate young people?

@aninewforest 23 күн бұрын

@youtubecensors OPEC does exactly that whenever a Democrat is running for reelection.

@hundredfireify 24 күн бұрын

He's so old it's painful to watch. Not that trump is any better by a far stretch. Sanders looks in better shape, even though he's older..

@intelligencia-co2fu 24 күн бұрын

President Biden still has a sharp mind. He's got lots of experience and diplomatic skills, and is surrounded by qualified and competent people. So nothing 'painful' about him.

@disastermaster1413 25 күн бұрын

Biden had a mom she dated moses no cap.

@mboatrightED300 25 күн бұрын

Dude, just call for a ceasefire and use funding as leverage to get it, is this that hard?

@intelligencia-co2fu 24 күн бұрын

Missed the news? He's done it constantly short after the war started. Do you think Blinken is traveling around and having talks bc he's bored in D.C.? 🤦

@mboatrightED300 24 күн бұрын

@@intelligencia-co2fu Lol, no he hasn't, he's at most called for temporary pauses to allow hostage exchanges, then reasserted that Israel has a right to defend itself. Sending out Blinken to negotiate is nice, but this stops if we just turn off the cash flow, something Biden has twice bypassed congress to avoid.

@BobHaijerJr 22 күн бұрын

@@intelligencia-co2fuBiden picked up the phone told bibi to allow aid in or we will BEGIN to restrict money and weapons. That was enough. Just the threat. Biden could do more

@Boomers4Zoomers 24 күн бұрын

Vote for change, vote Cornel West 🎉

@NewMessage 25 күн бұрын

"I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary." -Grandpa Biden

@OriginalCaliKitty 25 күн бұрын

That's OK, the young'uns always think they'll never get old and left behind... until they do. (If they're lucky.) They can't imagine it now, but their grandkids will definitely laugh at them.

@chrisrj9871 25 күн бұрын

@@OriginalCaliKitty - assuming trump hasn't killed us all by then. #project2025

@godfreypigott 25 күн бұрын

Kids: 'What does "with it" mean?'

@smoothrocky1847 25 күн бұрын

“I’ve been their age but if they keep ‘that’ up then they may not live to be mine.” - Every senior

@nighthellcat2732 25 күн бұрын

...Dabbing tho? It's not 2013

@jameswierdchannel744 24 күн бұрын

Somebody needs to change the Presidents diaper

@craigw1701 25 күн бұрын

or... Stop supporting genocide? 🤷‍♂

@PurplePotash 25 күн бұрын

Let's give all the money to Ukraine while inflation is going insane at home.

@413smr 25 күн бұрын

One says up one day, another says down the next. What's the damn point of polls?

@commentz-1 24 күн бұрын

Vote 3rd party . Don't vote for genocide.

@intelligencia-co2fu 24 күн бұрын

The genocide still going on in Ukraine? A vote for a third party is a vote for Trump!!!

@aninewforest 23 күн бұрын

Voting third party will hand the reigns of power to Trump, whose views on these things is infinitely bloodier. How do you think he got elected in '16? It was those third party votes.

@commentz-1 23 күн бұрын

@@aninewforest no matter what .. not voting for any of them .. 3rd party I will go.

@aninewforest 23 күн бұрын

@@commentz-1 You're a closet Trumpster, obviously. Just going about it indirectly.

@BobHaijerJr 22 күн бұрын

@@aninewforestyou could tell Biden to stop supporting genocide. Or convince 60% of the population to show up to the polls which is already hard to do. Good luck 👍