Tesla built a death ray because he could, then destroyed it because he should. Tesla was a mad genius, but he was a responsible mad genius.

Oh. So this is why rival characters are shipped so much.

I love how one of the defenses someone makes for Tesla is “he liked pigeons”. I mean, I don’t blame him, pigeons are great.

Pukicho: “Spiders are 12 feet tall-“ _Ron Weasley is quietly sobbing in a corner while Harry and Hermione just stand there awkwardly_

"Team of people and there's one girl." *Almost every children's show*

This is why everyone ships rival characters

There’s an alternate timeline where Tesla built the Death Star

Ok but like Character in a fight scene: *short character get pissed at tall character and pulls them by their collar to meet their height aslo making their faces SUPER close* I'm dying h E l p

Main villain: *shoots rival* Mook: Wait boss you ain't gonna restrain him? Main villain: No! Too much sexual tension and I demand my hatred be known!

I read the thumbnail as “never gift a norse in the mouth” and was like ooo what’s that bastard Loki up to again

what about in a fight scene where one character is shorter than the other and forces the other character to bend down by their shirt?

We should try and recreate Tesla's death ray honestly

That last bit, I swear, P had a stroke- ALSO AGREED but I'm partial to the "lifting their chin" approach, much more formal and very easy to subdue/seduce your opponents.

“You’ve been here for a while. Better learn to wake up before you forget to.” Sounds like something Bill Cipher would say...

P.M. that last clip is a small thing that, around these parts, we call fangirling. Welcome to the club.

Pukicho: hey did you know that spiders are actually twelve feet tall and there chasing you right now. Me: HAHA you fool. This has always been our fantasy.

In power rangers there are 2 girls on every team but the personalities are girl and girl but not as much girl as the other girl

I thought it said Never Gift a Norse in the Mouth...and honestly now i'm just disappointed.

Didn’t Tesla spend the last years of his life hunting aliens?

This is hilarious cause on that fairy joke it's actually how that goes you give Fae anything they're keeping it bc you'd be offering a gift

Speaking as someone who makes a lot of custom Magic: the Gathering cards, i greatly appreciate the wetland disambiguation.

Character in fight scene: *restrains their opponent with a full nelson while their former enemy drills through the two of them, killing them both.*

Odds1out: uploads P.M Seymour: also uploads Me: OH YEAH ITS ALL COMING TIGETHER

Is it just me or did pat say "plerry the platypus"

Watching P.M’s late night tumblr posts at midnight hits differently ngl.. Edit: ok, that last post had me cackling into my pillow trying not to wake my family plz send help

Strangely enough, I had the exact same reactions to the last few

3:58 “take it back now y’all” “buridh”

7:37 - The obligatory female character is the first writing trope I ever became consciously aware of, and I'm pretty sure that's also how I figured out what sexism was growing up.

2:27 If you’re a Sanders Sides fan, the end of the convo becomes 10x funnier

That last part got to me, I did not know anyone could turn the feeling I feel whenever this happens into sounds but here we are

2:50 I had that same sort of dream once, except it was in a jungle stuck in eternal night with no moon and no animals. It was completely silent. It started with me waking up on a flat rock, and I just wandered, thinking about how eerie it was. Then I started seeing shadows of people I knew that had died, made up of black clouds of mist, with glowing red dots as eyes. They followed me wherever I went, slowly getting closer. An uncountable amount of time passed as I wandered through through the jungle. I started hearing voices, ominous whispering. Then, the shadows began to disappear. A felt a strangely cold, yet warm breath on the back of my neck. I turned around and saw a black robed figure. It whispered to me "You shouldn't be here," and at that moment I realized it was carrying something. A weapon, likely, but as hard as I try, it was impossible to describe. It raised the object up, and I took off in a sprint. Duplicates of it were standing there, watching, from all directions. I tripped on a root, and it began to wrap around my ankle. I tried to crawl away, to no avail. The figure was there again, and it flipped back its hood and leaned in close and whispered into my ear: "Wake up while you still can." I turned my head to look at it. It had silver hair, but similar to its weapon, its facial features were indescribable. As I looked at it, the only emotion I felt was pure terror. I let out a scream, and awoke in a cold sweat. Definitely the scariest dream I've ever had.

The last post was so relatable. Is...is this how us shippers look like to other people when we see something that gives us shipping fuel?

That was a dry ending. Take a glass of water PM. Stay hydrated and stay safe

7:50 maybe that’s what was in the room where it happened.

7:37 Actually that is called The Five Man Band. Look the Overly Sarcastic Productions video about it. Really informative.

OK, plan for tonight: 1. Order chicken nuggets 2. Boil the chicken nuggets 3. Eat the boiled nuggets 4. Edit this comment with my opinion on boiled nuggets Edit (that I had no idea so many people would want, seriously guys what's so special about the opinion of a random dude on the Internet): It's 👌

3:47 I guess you could say, they did "two hops this time"

7:38 there’s actually an anime out rn that’s the opposite of this. It’s “group of people with different personalities and there’s one boy”. I mean he’s also mute, amnesiatic, and the anime is based off a mobile game by Cygames, but still...

3:48 at first glance I read that as “spicy” and tbh the post still made sense

I had a dream where I was in this weird art gallery flooded in purple lights and my body was glowing and glitching out. Then, a guy in a purple pinstriped suit with a white flame for a head came up to me and said “you’re not ready to be here”. Then I woke up with heart palpitations.

6:38 There actually was a fish discovered to have human teeth, it's called the Sheepshead fish. So, we humans technically have fish teeth

Everyone wonders why I thirst for that rival x rival good shit, and to them I say dO YOU EVEN WATCH HOW CLOSE THESE MO'FOS GET I MEAN SERIOUSLY

8:33 - 9:14 *why do I relate to this so much I-*

8:32 The *one* point in the entire tv series when my mom walked in the room

Person: (remember a funny prank he did to his sibling) i can still recall...our last summer...memorys that were made

And then everyone wonders why people want get done from a restrained position... Wait no seymour say its not true...

Tbh I was expecting a fight scene hold that was jarringly non-intimate for the sake of comedic misdirect

Source: me. I can sleep like one hour a night and be perfectly fine for the rest of the day. I don’t really do “tired.”

When you started listing off the pinning my heart couldn't take it, like fuck I got Vietnam flashbacks to all the anime, books, and manga that does this.

How fitting, I'm supposed to be asleep right now

SCP-119500-j Name: Boiled Nuggets Object Class: Safe Containment Procedure: the user who originally posted SCP-119500-j is to be blocked by any user who encounters it. The account is monitored by Foundation Staff at all times. Description: SCP-119500-j is a post on the website Tumblr which describes the original poster hearing of "boiled nuggets" being just as good as fried ones. The user then goes on to say they tried this, and enjoyed it. A different user replies that he now has a desire to boil "nuggets" as well. It is then specified that the "nuggets" in question are "chicken nuggets". Anyone who reads this thread of posts will be possessed with a strange urge to boil chicken nuggets, and consume them.

As a Swede, the mental image of someone singing Mamma Mia whilst cocking a shotgun almost had me falling over laughing at the absurdity.

The ABBA rebel songs post just made me think of a situation Me, distracting the guards so my fellow rebels can sneak into the government base: Don't go wasting your emoooootions, laaaaay all your loooove on meeeeeeeee

Damn, PM really be out here having a stroke

Can I offer you all some coffee in these trying times? ☕

5:20 quirkiest thieves EVAR WELL YOU GAVE IT TO HER “Not PERMANENTLY!!”

4:53 Alignment chart. Tag yourself, I'm a swampy bog

In relation to group of friends with one girl, I know so many groups who are a bunch of lads and also one girl that they put up with and also is ones crush

all the “characters in fight scenes” posts make me feel... odd edit: can confirm that was me being desperate to be in those situations

Ah, my f a r t c o n e

The part when it says that’s something to look forward to something in 2020, I was like: “HONEY AINT NOTHIN HAS BEEN ANYTHING THAT ANYONE WOULD LOOK FORWARD TOO!!”

5:41 When you role a nat 20 on something stupid...and now it has to happen...

2:26 I have never expected Remus to have the most serious voice of them all

Was that Mrs.Honey from Matilda after the girl finished a complex math equation?

8:32 The last part had my imagining some unholy *stuff*

The boiled nuggets is an Indonesian trend... For some odd reason?

Fight scenes that end up like that are just, *chef’s kiss* perfect to both decrease and increase tension at the same time.

The best part is that I just watched Venom, meaning that the last thing I thought when this ended was 'and then bites their head off like a gingerbread man'.

This was a very long Tumblr Posts and it makes me very happy.

Þois is my favoruite Late Night Tumblr Posts episiode. -Fart cone post, 0:24 -Gift horse post, 1:41 -Faceplanted into bees post, 5:04 -"Plarry Þe Platypus" 3:38 -Þe Despicable Me post, 1:51 -Tesla post, 0:00 -Reincarnation post, 4:03, which I'm glad isn't reality since one of my past lives was a murderer who died really embarrassingly. -Foodstuff divination, 1:09 -Accidentally ordered a giant slipper post, 1:27 -Cat, 2:27 -Chicken butt post, 2:43 -Hell post, 6:21 -Mature Phineas & Ferb post, 3:07 -"Boof" 5:00 Edit: -"Suburpan" or Supurbanan, according to PM, 5:33

0:52 Every time I wake up at 5 am, instead of getting out of my bed, I stare at the closed window until 6 am. The blue it shines is fucking amazing.

0:40 I laughed so hard I started crying and nearly choked on my piece of bread

THE ENDING KILLED ME OH GOD IM CRYING HEIDNWNDNLSNSWKSNF

The bounty hunter is amazing, i have to use it in some dnd or other rpg stuff..

Having attempted about 80% of those “fight scene” scenarios in real life, most of them *really* don’t work when your opponent is stronger than you unless you get *really* good leverage.

Other good thing about tesla: He didn't boil chicken nuggets

8:54 *Shoving my ocs into the sketchbook* GUESS WHAT'S GETTING DRAWN TONIIGHT Edit: If anyone wants link I'll link it if anyone donates a kneecap Edit: Wait feq I cant find any references Edit: I got traumatized.. Anyone got any other suggestions? Edit: Nvm I forgot you can do it in other perspectives. Edit: *DONE*

In my timeline, it’s “never punch a gift horse in the mouth” which is way cooler than “never gift a horse in the mouth”

0:51 One time I was listening to the Beatles #1 hits album when I fell asleep, woke up in the middle of the night to Hey Jude playing, and started crying for some reason. Those were secret emotions times 10

The "take it back now y'all" line made me laugh so hard my vision actually cut out and i was momentarily blind for a good couple of seconds.

6:24 this.guy met an old god

3:38 to hear seymour say "f*ck you perry the platypus" over and over

Considering the trope of 'group of characters and one girl' There's also a trope that when the main cast has more female characters than males it's considered a show for girls.

1:41 The bit that made high-me giggle with glee

i wonder how many days ill wait for a homestuck specific episode

8:34 to 9:14 is relatable,we stan.

that last thread gave off the same energy as "scared, potter?"

4:00 “one hop this time” *just slams into the pothole*

1:36 I'm more concerned at the implication that companies make size 1,450 slippers.

Ah, my fart cone. Do I have corona or is it just cuz I'm laughing cuz I CAN'T BREATHE

2:07 Despicable Me getting a redemption arc? If Frozen can get one it can too!

As one of the people who "don't feel tired", we actually do. If you mean the ones who can stay up for a day and look completely fine, we're very tired but we just naturally hide it. If I am awake, I can't sleep. Think of it like insomnia but it affects your day period too.

1:28 I remember seeing that a few years back on one the episode of the super amazing project with Dan and Phil about that slipper if anyone remembers that and know's what I'm talking about.

3:32 Dr. Doofenshmirtz isn’t the only one that would swear. . . . . . Candice: MOM HOLY FUCK!!!

Ok, but like, the spaghetti-o's divination mixed with *aesthetic* and *traditional* magic is the true witch experience

8:34 danm and I thought a man in a desert on the verge of death due to dehydration was the was the most thirst a human could have. I was horribly wrong.

I just wanna say that that last bit was literally just every fight scene between Adora and Catra prove me wrong.

1:41 drunken open mic night. 2:27 I...am trying so hard to hold my laugh and not feel cute at the same time....the pressure is getting a bit much now. (i am literately imagining the 3 scientists being these 3 transformers: Perceptor, Ratchet and Wheeljack and the last guy being Bumblebee, all g1 and in this order... *MAKE, IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE* !!! 5:34 wow....Someone *not* from the Simpsons predicted something. 6:23 *long silence* ........holy shit....... 8:32 this beats a huge number of saucy fan fic readings on KZfaq, this is also coupled with the fact the my autistic brain has a high imagination capacity!

That dreaming guy with the fish tank straight up met Morpheus. Should count himself lucky he was in a good mood that day...

Can we get a video that's just Seymour making those delightful shipping gremlin sounds at the end?