Borderlands Movie Hijacked by Old Ladies

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4 ай бұрын

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@malificajones7674 4 ай бұрын

Lilith is officially 27 in Borderlands 1. Kate Blanchet is 54. WTF?!

@christianclark347 4 ай бұрын

Lol. Literally half the age.

@BrandonHeat243 4 ай бұрын

You gotta love how they have an IP that is ALREADY extremely "diverse" and still that's not good enough. Gotta age them up in the case of Lilith and Tannis and make them chunky POCs in the case of Tina. Can't wait to see what they do to the X-Men in the MCU because you know it'll get a similar treatment.

@chucklesthecrustyjuggler 4 ай бұрын

I know wollywood likes to cast 25-30 year old as college students but that's ridiculous 😂😂😂

@ArielCleirigh 4 ай бұрын

How 54 is equal to 27? So Insane Im assuming Moxxy will be and old fat lady or flat old lady this cast will be dust for a sequel.

@TwistedReality13 4 ай бұрын

@@BrandonHeat243Kevin Hart as Roland isn't great either

@cynicaltigeruk4546 4 ай бұрын

It's Olderlands

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

Grab some ice for that finger bl movie.

@tommyjr.150 4 ай бұрын

Temulands

@harbl99 4 ай бұрын

Bordergrans.

@marcuskahn3783 4 ай бұрын

The wrinkledlands with one decent actress and the rest a bunch of esg deficit junked up old age boss karens. At least commie fonder isn't to be found in the trailer but that's not much of an improvement over what'll be a hunk of unwanted crap.

@bushwacka5187 4 ай бұрын

Borderline dementia

@skeletonrocker 4 ай бұрын

My favorite mission in the Borderlands game was busting Tannis and Lilith out the nursing home so we could all go see Roland's stand up comedy act. 😂

@Lizards_Lounge 4 ай бұрын

Yea, Roland is a through and through soldier.. I don't remember him being ANYTHING like Kevin Hart.. and I would estimate hes around 6'1 too 😂

@kaliss7192 4 ай бұрын

Stolen

@poopyjoeX 4 ай бұрын

they even got someone who dont even sound like claptrap and the only person that looks like their character in the game is Marcus and krieg

@iambetterthanu 4 ай бұрын

I saw your same comment on another video, and I just want to say I'm here for it. Upvoting this joke every time! 🤣

@XaadeTheBlade 4 ай бұрын

@@poopyjoeX Looking at the trailer, looks like Krieg is CGI half the time.

@wesfoster1178 4 ай бұрын

Nah Roland got the "shortest" end of the stick lol he went from tall dark and handsome to space dwarf.

@niallgoddard02 4 ай бұрын

Hammerlock has gone from an older distinguished (slightly mad) British white guy. To a young black man. I have nothing against race representation in the movies / all media. But at least TRY to match the character. It's not even close...

@wesfoster1178 4 ай бұрын

@@niallgoddard02 Yeah I heard about that. And they made General Knoxx a woman. DEI casting.

@jasonreaper3900 4 ай бұрын

Wait so did they just combine Roland and Salvador together then?

@wesfoster1178 4 ай бұрын

@@jasonreaper3900 Sounds possible lol

@simplyj_17 3 ай бұрын

RIGHT. Let me tell you,when I saw Kevin's face I was like nopppeeeeee they did the man wrong lol 😅

@rpgadventurer32 4 ай бұрын

So apparently the actress that claimed that younger actresses aren't getting jobs in Hollywood is correct? Cate is an incredible actress but this isn't a role that fits her.

@richardaaron4454 4 ай бұрын

Anya Taylor-Joy gets all the young roles since Jennifer Lawrence got older.

@dantealighieri1265 4 ай бұрын

@@richardaaron4454 she would have definitely been a better choice for Lilith too xD

@TheRogueEmpire 4 ай бұрын

i think cate is in the taken/john wick moment in her career which started with ragnorok. shes just trying to have some fun, but it doesnt fit i think.

@RambleOn07 4 ай бұрын

@@richardaaron4454 I honestly have no idea who that is.

@richardaaron4454 4 ай бұрын

@@RambleOn07 The girl in everything now, she was in: The Witch, The Northman, Split, Glass, The Menu, Last Night in Soho, The Queen’s Gambit, etc…

@NickNapoli 4 ай бұрын

So the plot is going to be who can be the fastest to get to early bird special at Denny’s and be in bed by 9pm.

@Grabthars_Hammer 4 ай бұрын

Bed by 9? Are you some kind of outlaw, hopped up on goofballs? Once Wheel of Fortune is done, it's 'lights out'

@outpost206 4 ай бұрын

Honestly, this whole thing looks like a late 2000's Funny or Die or College Humor skit. "Borderlands: 40 Years Later!" Fucking blech.

@spikefishnetwork1118 4 ай бұрын

😂

@roluevasreisa5730 4 ай бұрын

DOA

@selderane 4 ай бұрын

Hey! Don't knock getting to bed by 9 PM.

@certainfrequencies 4 ай бұрын

It blows my mind that most writers nowadays literally pander to a single group of people who also happen to be the lamest and miserable group…

@kalinora3901 4 ай бұрын

It's upsetting really. The audience they cater too don't even play the games that they are making films and shows of and wonder why their work gets hated. If you are going to make a film or movie based on a video game, then cater to the players who love the game and be respectful to the lore. It's not that hard.

@bdleo300 4 ай бұрын

After recycling, rebooting, remaking, 'reimagining' every movie from 80s, 90s, every comic book ever made, now they turned to games... complete lack of creativity and new ides.

@darkmetal2412 4 ай бұрын

....Okay you guys are doing a lot of vague gesturing but I'm going to assume you might be talking about me lol. Uh I've played since Borderland 1, so long time fan here. Casting old ladies into misfit roles isn't our doing. We didn't ask for this. The director just wanted to get a bunch of big names in his movie, it has nothing to do with us.

@jamilgotcher365 3 ай бұрын

I'm a 59 year old woman that plays Borderlands. I love it, I've tried other games but I always go back to BL2 @@kalinora3901

@sethious1 3 ай бұрын

I don’t understand why you think this is the doing of older gamers…bullshit take to have. Too me they are pandering to people that don’t play games AT ALL. Why else the big names?! They think these big stars will sway this from being a flop point blank

@digitaldiamondsnetwork9549 4 ай бұрын

Tinas supposed to be malnourished, she only eats crumpets 🤣

@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 4 ай бұрын

I..... I've never thought of that, but facts, honestly.

@AbuHajarAlBugatti 4 ай бұрын

But can afford to run a giant deathmatch arena in borderlands 1 and pay you thousands of bucks

@Zero-Catalyst 4 ай бұрын

Is that the biggest issue with her character... Aside from the fact that could be over looked IF she bothered to even sound and act like her 'What the hell was that awful 'body parts' line?! What is going on with her costume, everyones costume for that matter?! Isn't Roland Ex Crimson Lance, all that money and the costume department couldn't alter a few shirts to include the Crimson in his Uniform.

@Chumpal 4 ай бұрын

@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Both can easily be true.

@tavastian3288 4 ай бұрын

cause crumpets are cruuuuuump!

@mr_black2157 4 ай бұрын

This would have been a great opportunity to cast unknown actors. Starting with the first game and making a fun action packed trilogy.

@a.i.privilege1233 4 ай бұрын

This^

@PandemoniumPirateRadio 4 ай бұрын

Yeah everyone wanted that. instead we got "Jumanji Guardians of the Galaxy: Borderlands edition" 🤦🏻‍♂

@BilisiFunfun 4 ай бұрын

Haven't you heard? Fun is verboten.

@randymonster4105 4 ай бұрын

no one will fund a Borderlands film with a bunch of nobodies

@caliginousmoira8565 4 ай бұрын

@@randymonster4105 so we get a bunch of known but a bad movie.....

@Thejockitch 4 ай бұрын

one of the many reasons why animation works better for stuff like this

@Extasei 4 ай бұрын

So true an animated movie would have been so much better.

@RollingDodge 4 ай бұрын

But remember that the casting of animation who you can't see got to match the characters that people are playing now and days when that should only be the case for live action.

@Extasei 4 ай бұрын

@@RollingDodge Well, true but how would that be a problem though?

@unkown34x33 4 ай бұрын

It would have ruined it on animation as well....

@mateuszkrytyk5711 4 ай бұрын

But they were able to cast a perfect Marcus SO WHY THEY FUMBLED THE BAG SO BAD IN OTHER CASTINGS I CANNOT UNDERSTAND

@stephenyates4271 4 ай бұрын

Lego did a study on how girls and boys play with toys and the results are kind of surprising when you put it into perspective. What they discovered: Boys envision themselves as the characters the toys represent. If its Spiderman, they pretend to be Spiderman and the entertainment consists of things that Spiderman would do, such as fight villians. Girls repurpose toys to fit their own entertainment goals. If the toy is Spiderman, they change the character and force them to do things the character wouldn't normally do. I thought this was very insightful considering the current state of our entertainment industry.

@yohnnyjames 4 ай бұрын

you're right this is interesting, reminded me of buzz in toy story 1 how he was forced to have a tea party

@stephenyates4271 4 ай бұрын

@@yohnnyjames And Andy envisioned himself as Woody.

@sanjaybailey835 3 ай бұрын

Facts on facts my g

@asura8495 2 ай бұрын

did they give girls action figures? of course they play family and tea party with them, they do it with all toys. do boys play barbie scenarios if you give them barbies? not a rhetorical question, genuinely curious

@stephenyates4271 2 ай бұрын

@@asura8495 Perhaps you are missing the nuance of the study. The toys weren't exclusively "action" figure vs Barbie and wasn't even about the toys per se. It was a psychological study about HOW girls and boys play with toys differently. Boys play with toys as if in first person, while girls play with toys as if in third person. One plays the role, the other changes the roles.

@bast4rdlyreaper 4 ай бұрын

Im surprised that they didn't cast Joe Biden as Handsome Jack.

@HiddenStr3ngth 3 ай бұрын

lmao

@Daniel.F4514 3 ай бұрын

Dude seriously,Bro,you deserve every prize that the academy has to offer for that comment.I'll even vote for you to get a nobel prize😂😂

@th33b33 4 ай бұрын

They can’t dye Jamie Curtis’s hair but they can dye Cate?

@0potion 4 ай бұрын

What dye? that's a wig..

@blodguizer 4 ай бұрын

I believe that's more of a personal choice as she seems to be embracing her age unlike most Hollywood actresses. The only nice thing I have to say about Jamie Lee Curtis.

@BigWheel. 4 ай бұрын

@@blodguizerthat's all cool and good BUT she's acting in a movie. If there's actors who are willing to get ripped or gain hundreds of pounds or lose hundreds of pounds for a role (Christian bale for example) I don't see why it's so hard to find a black wig. You're playing a character, wear the costume ya know? Back when Shakespeare made plays men would dress like women. They wouldn't dress like a man if they were in a female role just because they were men, they'd adapt to the part. It's part of acting.

@MrBuns-yi2hk 4 ай бұрын

That's a wig.

@whispersmusic6173 4 ай бұрын

@@blodguizerMy guy, it costs nothing to throw on a simple wig and call it a day. Shes just being stubborn

@Allan_aka_RocKITEman 4 ай бұрын

*MADAME WEBB:* Older character played by young actress. *BORDERLANDS:* Younger character played by older actress. I am NOT surprised.

@p.d.l7023 4 ай бұрын

It's almost like they are doing it on purpose! 😮

@majorgear1021 4 ай бұрын

Madame Web - We have no plot so we need the male gaze. Olderlands - We don’t have a plot or a budget, so we need but can’t afford the male gaze!

@cobrakingofeart 4 ай бұрын

now that you mention it; switching dakota johnson and jamie lee curtis would've made much better casting for both characters

@diz5425 2 ай бұрын

I have to wonder if they got the casting sheets for these movies mixed up and accidently cast the actors for Bordelands in Madame Web and vice versa. Sydney Sweeney and Dakota Johnson would make a great Lilith and Tannis respectively and Jaime Lee Curtis is the about right age to play Madame Web

@majorgear1021 2 ай бұрын

@@diz5425 That would explain it. But the more likely reason is that Hollywood sucks.

@hfric 4 ай бұрын

Lilith is 27 (gall with red hair) ... she is played by Cate Blanchett that at that time of filming was 51 (now she is 54) ... Dr.Tannis is 28 , played by Jamie L. Curtis that was 63 when they filmed this ... Mad Moxxie 27... is played by Gina Gershon that was 58 when this was filmed ... like WTF???????!!!!! this is Granny Land

@deekamikaze 4 ай бұрын

Isn't Lilith 22 in the first game?

@hfric 4 ай бұрын

@@deekamikazein the prequels she was ... in the first part she is 27 (you can check the wiki from the game , there clear as day writes her age in each part ... and every other characters age) ... even that makes it a lulz casting , what where they thinking ????

@annmariet67 4 ай бұрын

Moxxi has adult children, she is not 27.

@hfric 4 ай бұрын

@@annmariet67 those are facts straight from the game , mate there is a Pedantic Setting Timeline Map of all Events... her 5 kids (a boy and 4 girls) came in part 2 when she is 32 ... in part 3 she is 41

@deekamikaze 4 ай бұрын

@@annmariet67 maxxi had ellie when she was young. she was 30 in borderlands 2 and the first game took place 5 years prior so that would make her 25. This is all assuming all of her kids are actually her kids by blood.

@frederickhines9169 4 ай бұрын

Why is Kevin Hart playing Roland!?!? Roland was not a small guy!!! This whole thing is going to be a wreck!!!😂😂😂

@stonechat2236 4 ай бұрын

Was there anyone who wanted a Borderlands movie in the first place? Prepare for 2 hours of quirky and oh so random Tumblr girl humor.

@daRealB-Rex 4 ай бұрын

Normally i’d agree but this is Eli Roth, I think it’s gonna be extremely violent and edgy 90s-esque in terms of its writing. Thanksgiving was his last project and that was awesome

@outpost206 4 ай бұрын

I'll be real with you, I'd rather choke to death on my own vomit than watch that.

@NormanReaddis 4 ай бұрын

Hollowierd wants to take the dominant market again by banking on anime and gaming, and they know Weebs and Gamers will eat it up for now since they already dried up the superhero craze. Be careful on praising a western adapted adaptation. It's in your hands of you want the hollowierd taint in the franchise you once knew.

@outpost206 4 ай бұрын

@@NormanReaddis The fact that there are people who actually watched that Twisted Metal TV show and tried to claim it was good does not give me any hope whatsoever.

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

@@daRealB-Rex just please dont feed the beast unless positive its not for their modern audience..

@StevenSprunger 4 ай бұрын

In the last decade the people that make movies have gone out of their way to destroy the franchise they are trying to represent.

@TSkavenski 4 ай бұрын

And yet Randy Pitchford the creator of the series was involved in all the casting decisions so I guess the creator of the game is contributing to its demise also?

@thatHARVguy 4 ай бұрын

@@TSkavenski Judging from his involvement with Borderlands 3, yes.

@TSkavenski 4 ай бұрын

@@thatHARVguy and yet he was involved with the 1st and 2nd games as well and the only gripe about the 3 rd one was the main villains but everything else was awesome

@brianb152 4 ай бұрын

@@TSkavenskiyes in following the cult he is contributing to the demise of the movie adaptation.

@bossross8270 4 ай бұрын

@TSkavenski Why you defending a ped0???

@user-zw5yx8pw6u 4 ай бұрын

*“I look like the Crypt Keeper‼️” - Jamie Lee Curtis.*

@dragonhitman1071 4 ай бұрын

Tiny Tina is a tiny malnourished child with explosives for friends... that aint tiny Tina.

@HiddenStr3ngth 3 ай бұрын

Lmao exactly, it makes sense that she is malnourished. If one actually cared and knew the story and world. (the expansions too)

@Axel-wo6qu 4 ай бұрын

Borderlands: 20 years later.

@CommDante 4 ай бұрын

Borderlands, the golden years (at the retirement home). 🤣

@thatHARVguy 4 ай бұрын

@@CommDante 🎶 Thank you for being a friend 🎶

@barbie7515 4 ай бұрын

If that was possible then Roland wouldn't be in the movie cause he's dead

@MUMUMUMUist 4 ай бұрын

The after years

@Zero-Catalyst 4 ай бұрын

Border-homes Retirement Village

@jray23 4 ай бұрын

We got Granny Lilith and Great Granny Tannis

@thelonespacemarine5211 4 ай бұрын

And Gina Gershon is also in the cast. So another old lady

@whistlingsage9817 4 ай бұрын

@@thelonespacemarine5211 I'm not happy with ages of the actors in this movie, but in Gina Gershon's case, she's playing Moxxie who really is older. Moxxie in the game is making an effort to appear young, but evidence of her real age is that she's the mother of two other adult characters in the game (Scooter and Ellie). I think Gina Gershon is an okay choice, and would have been great cast as Moxxie back when she was in her late thirties. But Carla Gugino (back when she was the mom in Spy Kids) would have been the perfect Moxxie.

@italkshyt14 4 ай бұрын

And 4ft. Roland. 🤦🏾‍♂️

@thelonespacemarine5211 4 ай бұрын

@@italkshyt14 I feel like they offered it to the rock and he passed and Kevin Hart was waiting in the lobby.

@italkshyt14 4 ай бұрын

@@thelonespacemarine5211 Idris Elba? Terry Crews? Plenty of buff black actors. 🤦🏾‍♂️

@VTKC 4 ай бұрын

I was expecting Anne Hathaway to be Tannis. Johansson as Lilith. She convincing with guns.

@cocodojo 4 ай бұрын

Hmm.. Anne does have a Tannis like look to her, so that could work, but as much as I like Scarlett, she's been in a lot of movies of late, so maybe a younger actress could be given a shot?

@mastakrafsta 4 ай бұрын

They got the shortest end of the stick here... Are you kidding me look what they did to ROLAND! HE LITERALLY GOT THE SHORT END OF THE STICK

@daviddamasceno6063 4 ай бұрын

Gotta be honest, my expectations were so low I actually thought the cast reveal was ok... But now, seeing "Lilith" in other scenes I totally agree with Melonie. And I had no idea Jamie Lee Curtis was supposed to be Tannis, I thought it was a completely new character. Terribly miscast.

@whistlingsage9817 4 ай бұрын

Jamie Lee Curtis can play crazy pretty well, and would have been a good actress for Tannis, back in the 1980's, say, when Trading Places came out. Now she's waaay too old. All I can think is that this movie takes place thirty years after the events of the game, and Kevin Hart is playing a diminutive clone of the original Roland.

@outpost206 4 ай бұрын

I feel like they cast Jamie Lee Curtis as Dr. Tannis just to make the casting of nana Blanchette as Lilith look less absurd by comparison. 😆 They failed.

@karliedirks7163 4 ай бұрын

I thought JLC was going to be a new atlas baddie that they were gonna have to take down, not tannis 😢

@GripChief 4 ай бұрын

Melanie Mac looks more like Lilith than Cate Blanchett. Cate is hot, but she's in her 50's, while Lilith is young and spunky.

@jingtroc23 4 ай бұрын

No she doesn't 😂. Kate is hot and a good actress. Jamie lee is really experienced... To me getting those two to star in a video game movie was lucky and a win. Hopefully the movie doesn't suck

@alzeke8707 4 ай бұрын

@@jingtroc23 I completely agree with you as long they are experience it's just fine

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

@@jingtroc23 nop, just gonna be more modern audience drivel.

@cats4603 4 ай бұрын

@@jingtroc23you just pandering...

@jingtroc23 4 ай бұрын

@@cats4603 who am I pandering too other than myself?. Kate is hot, a good actress. Damn she played Galadriel!... And Hella. And Jamie has been acting for decades. Would you rather some woke young can't act for crap wannabes. I love the borderlands games, I am surprised they even got Kate to be in it. But please tell me who I'm pandering too?. Bare in mind I'm a devout man of God, right leaning, so I ain't pandering to the demonic LGBT BLM trans pedo demonic biden pc bias lefty rewriting history media pigs who are targeting our kids, so tell me who I am pandering too for my opinion that Kate is good.

@brootal4234 4 ай бұрын

They didn’t even get Lilith’s hair right

@dantasticmania8728 4 ай бұрын

Its like casting Arnold Schwarzenegger, Morgan Freeman and Cheech Marin in a Gears of War film as Marcus Phenix, Marcel Coltrane and Dominic Prezi.😂😂😂😂😂

@DECONBOMB 4 ай бұрын

And it'd still be a lot better then the borderlands movie

@dantasticmania8728 4 ай бұрын

@@DECONBOMBYeah but Anary needs to seriously realize he's not 29 anymore and both Freeman and Marin would be completely a miscast and look ridiculous in a live action GOW film.

@cs.s7723 2 ай бұрын

@@dantasticmania8728 well if modern male actors werent always playing shitty romcom movies instead of action movies

@kpsk8031 4 ай бұрын

I can't wait to hear these old ladies delivering the cringey and outdated Borderlands dialogue. This could turn into Madame Web 2.0

@whistlingsage9817 4 ай бұрын

I'm hoping they keep the twenty year old meme references: "Double rainbow! Full on!"

@huybaole5776 4 ай бұрын

Funny enough, that is the movie they need to cast a person like Cate Blanchett but instead picking a young hot one

@mr.froglegs 4 ай бұрын

Jamie Lee Curtis is a great actor, so I don't expect a bad performance from her.

@kpsk8031 4 ай бұрын

@@mr.froglegs I can't overlook the fact that she is a nutjob.

@Psyonyxe 4 ай бұрын

@@mr.froglegs she's 60+ years old white haired wrinkled grandma playing a 30 yr old character who has black hair. Tf?

@majorgear1021 4 ай бұрын

I’ve never played Borderlands , but I feel for the Borderlands fans.

@DelroyBarnies 4 ай бұрын

I now know what it feels like when something you love gets obliterated by Hollywood.

@peartry 4 ай бұрын

as a casual borderlands player I at least know that the game stops at 2. There is no third game.

@majorgear1021 4 ай бұрын

@@peartry Most of my game series made it to the 3rd game before going off the rails, like Gears of War and Mass Effect. But it seems Borderlands exceeded expectations by doing it earlier. People argue if Dragon Age wet the bed at 2 or at 3. I liked DA 2 . So DA and Borderlands have the 3rd gaming sucking in common.

@PerfectBurn101 4 ай бұрын

@@peartryagreed. The rest are Tumblr story

@Warboy88 4 ай бұрын

Borderlands 3 was the worst by far.

@ampjr99 4 ай бұрын

Blanchett, Curtis, kevin heart and Gina gershon are all terribly casted

@aSinisterKiid 4 ай бұрын

What a ridiculous casting for multiple people. Lilith should be in her 20s or maybe like early 30s I feel like. And even Tanis I feel like was only in her 30s or 40s. This is another example of some studio getting their hands on a franchise that they have no connection to whatsoever. A Borderlands movie should be made by people who love the franchise and have experience with the lore inside and out. This is the fatal flaw in all video game movies that set them up for failure. They never respect the lore.

@anvec6145 4 ай бұрын

....got a bad feeling on how they're gonna treat Roland as a Leader

@whistlingsage9817 4 ай бұрын

Kevin Hart's playing him. All he's going to be is comic relief.

@DelroyBarnies 4 ай бұрын

@@whistlingsage9817 Which is the complete opposite of what he was in the games.

@_HippieThugg_ 4 ай бұрын

@@DelroyBarnies Right? They couldn't find some one who is built like a soldier to play a soldier?

@dantealighieri1265 4 ай бұрын

@@DelroyBarnies Roland was one of the most stoic and non humorous characters in the games xD

@slartibartfast5861 4 ай бұрын

@@dantealighieri1265He sounded happy in BL,1 they made him boring in BL2.

@davidhill2275 4 ай бұрын

I ... I thought that was a JOKE, you mean they're SERIOUS?!

@-404notfound-74 4 ай бұрын

time to pull another Sonic the Hedgehog

@OMGMANTHEHARPOONS 4 ай бұрын

@@-404notfound-74 Womp womp. They hate you. They're not making this movie for you. If you hate this movie even better for them actually; probably their licensing was about to expire so they had to just slap some shit together to keep it. It's all about money. They want to profit off your misery. I know that sounds harsh and like I'm the one who might be the least grounded but it's actually true. I wish it wasn't this way, but it is.

@MarkDeSade100 4 ай бұрын

Nah, has to be an April Fool's Day joke that got leaked early. No other explanation.

@CoraSeby 4 ай бұрын

"Does she look good? Is she beautiful? Yes." Let's not kid ourselves. She is not a good-looking woman. Call a spade a spade.

@vwtazz 4 ай бұрын

The Wardrobes look like they bought them at a spirit Halloween store.

@crimsonspade4305 4 ай бұрын

This really is disappointing. I've been wanting to see a borderlands movie and they just don't ever seem to grasp the concept of characters they portray

@cats4603 4 ай бұрын

All about in the name of ESG

@deathcorenerd8266 4 ай бұрын

Esg would go away instantly if someone destroyed black rock .

@cmontes7961 4 ай бұрын

This is why I don't go to movies anymore.😂

@grandmaLilith 4 ай бұрын

Tiny Roland, Normal Tina, Grandma Lilith, Great Grandma Tannis, Silent Uncle Krieg

@Sentinel82 4 ай бұрын

They reeeeeeally hate that "male gaze". 🤣

@teetbeezoon 4 ай бұрын

"We all love us some clap trap." - Melonie Mac, 2024 Taken out of context, that quote is hilarious!

@retroroy1983 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@XavierMossXaynan 4 ай бұрын

@@obscuramask7435it can still be taken out of context

@Zero-Catalyst 4 ай бұрын

They might be too young to get the joke lol @@XavierMossXaynan

@jjc5871 4 ай бұрын

I loved Grumpy Old Men but I don’t think I’m gonna like Grumpy Old Women in Space.

@razorsfury6519 4 ай бұрын

They casted the most that have a name people can recognize

@onedepressedgamerm6525 3 ай бұрын

Half of these people would die immediately if they actually set foot on pandora

@thomasfleischman4371 4 ай бұрын

Hollywood will always butcher things

@Joecbg100 4 ай бұрын

Fucking cry harder.

@CallMeMrChainmail 4 ай бұрын

Tiny Tina was literally a child in BL2 and she's mentally damaged because the only evidence she had that her parents were still alive was audio recordings of her father being tortured and her mother getting r***d by a guy called Fleshstick. I know it's been a decade but I won't spoil it further. People don't just love her because she's funny, her dissociation from reality is her way of coping with one of the most traumatic origin stories in Borderlands and slowly uncovering it was heartbreaking. The voice acting was so good that just remembering how I felt the first time I heard the recordings casually playing in the background whilst shooting psychos and learning the truth about her family still hurts. It's almost as much of a kick in the pants as Angel Beats.

@palladiamorsdeus 4 ай бұрын

It is nowhere near the level of gut punch as Angel Beats. It was upsetting though but whoever was responsible for that writing is either gone or their quality control is.

@OMGMANTHEHARPOONS 4 ай бұрын

No amount of "backstory" could make me like Tiny Tina. She was infuriating, unfunny, cringe, reddit tier slop. You can't just make a painful character that everyone hates and then retcon that by saying "Oh no that's intentional!! She's "troubled"." That's just shockingly bad writing.

@CallMeMrChainmail 4 ай бұрын

@@OMGMANTHEHARPOONS Did you actually play Borderlands 2 because her backstory isn't retconned, literally the only quests she gives are to find Fleshstick? And they're sidequests you don't even have to do them. Also, she was so popular they made an entire spin off game narrated by her. 🤣

@wesfoster1178 4 ай бұрын

@@OMGMANTHEHARPOONSEveryone did not hate Tiny Tina. Everyone hated Ava. Tiny Tina has a lot of fans in the BL community.

@HiddenStr3ngth 3 ай бұрын

And she only eats crumpets. Well, probably chocolate chip cookies too. Definitely not the raisin abomination (I agree).

@thefirstofthelastones8952 3 ай бұрын

*Meanwhile in a alternate universe* Employee: And that's the idea for the Borderlands movie what'd you think? Boss:...Get out.

@TigerGreene 4 ай бұрын

LMAO!! I cackled for 3 minutes straight just reading the title. 🤣🤣🤣

@overtime8392 4 ай бұрын

The last movie I saw in theaters was Endgame. If things keep going like this, I'll never see another one again.

@TEMINIX 4 ай бұрын

You missed out by not seeing Dune and Godzilla Minus One on the big screen

@Sir_Him 4 ай бұрын

There are still great movies coming out, like @Teminix said. You just need to do a bit of research.

@bushwacka5187 4 ай бұрын

@@TEMINIX Dune 2 is gonna be bonkers.

@Bolter024 4 ай бұрын

@@TEMINIX Dune is woke

@palladiamorsdeus 4 ай бұрын

And Endgame was utter garbage wrapped up in a pretty package so you ate it up and now you're wondering how we got here.

@kyteurisuke4429 4 ай бұрын

Its all about hollywood destroying what gamers love, much like most attempts. "You dont wanna take the ESG and you push back? What you love will be torn down from within and without" Anita sarcheesean is LAUGHING

@GreedAndSelfishness 4 ай бұрын

Exactly, its about demotivation with these fucking people. Ruin everything, distort them.

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

She laughs in 1930s german.

@SiriusSphynx 4 ай бұрын

As her organization shuts down

@kyteurisuke4429 4 ай бұрын

@@SiriusSphynx I mean why would she care, she's already made bank. She's already sewn the seeds in the ENTIRE gaming industry what with sweet baby Inc existing (wouldn't surprise me if she moves there) and having their grubby fingers in most everything. Companies close all the time, doesn't mean that person isn't laughing when they got what they wanted. She knows full well she'll do better alone and being every ANTI-Gamer dev/modder etc idol

@dusttodust915 4 ай бұрын

That's why, you don't buy their garbage and just keep the originals.

@Jyggorath 4 ай бұрын

Now I understand how those Sonic Movie guys felt.

@mysticfaint 4 ай бұрын

I can't believe they made a movie based on Borderlands 17 before even the 4th game dropped

@theterbear9915 4 ай бұрын

This is going to be completely girl powered like the 3rd one was

@elchar3577 4 ай бұрын

I mean...sirens were a thing since 1 and its a thing exclusive for women

@theterbear9915 4 ай бұрын

@@elchar3577 not complaining about Sirens or the female characters as a whole. But it went all girl power and bad cringe comedy writing by the third

@thatHARVguy 4 ай бұрын

@@theterbear9915 I think Charlie's Angels (2000 & 2003) were the last time girl power was used in a positive way.

@Extasei 4 ай бұрын

@@theterbear9915 Do not include Maya in this! 😜

@brianb152 4 ай бұрын

@@elchar3577no one’s complaining about sirens…

@3Storms 4 ай бұрын

Not just any old lady: Ultra-woke Jamie Lee Curtis who never explained the painting of a child stuffed into a suitcase in her house. And they already told us that the show will focus on modern social issues.

@georgeharrison2795 4 ай бұрын

The photo of girl in suitcase was taken by a photographer who used to play in a suitcase and bathe in it as a child, the photo was a recreation of a happy time - i researched it a while ago

@majorgear1021 4 ай бұрын

Just remember 70s/80s Jamie Lee Curtis back when she was hot.

@2nd_Directorate 4 ай бұрын

@@majorgear1021 She had a good body, she was never really hot...the face kinda has to play along with that.

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

@@majorgear1021 rumor has it she was born a drone.

@GatsuRequim 4 ай бұрын

Remember she and Randy could be friends and have connections due to them loving "magic tricks" This is gonna bomb

@brianjablonowski7583 4 ай бұрын

All the young actresses have smart agents that made sure they turned down Boarderlands.

@GooberScotsman 4 ай бұрын

"Age is just a number." But your face says otherwise.

@Joecbg100 4 ай бұрын

😂😂 she definitely has done some fucking.

@TheMASTER4real 4 ай бұрын

Exactly like she looks extremely old in this for some reason it’s seems intentional…it’s shocking because she was in a movie about 3 or 4 years ago called “Don’t Look Up” and of course she was 50 then but her makeup in that film de-aged her by about 10 years so she looked quite young compared to her in this movie.

@rod4309 4 ай бұрын

Reeeeeallllly should be animated!

@johnnielurker 4 ай бұрын

agree, and by Dreamworks

@Nyxnik 4 ай бұрын

Thank you for not sugarcoating it.

@EliezerMercado1975 4 ай бұрын

Borderlands: Senior Citizen Edition

@ministryofwrongthink6962 4 ай бұрын

Legit 100% thought the poster was for a Birds of Prey sequel 💀

@SixerIverson04 4 ай бұрын

Happy Tuesday Melonie Mac! I love the Tomb Raider livestreams

@spamsponge 4 ай бұрын

The new siren power is apparently menopause.

@braddewes1462 4 ай бұрын

I dont think old people would survive too long on Pandora

@almphonse5768 4 ай бұрын

this era is like 90s mario bros liveaction adaptation, we will laugh at this time as the joke it is now

@Sir_Newkirk 4 ай бұрын

I feel apathetic honestly, borderlands 3 already sucked the soul out from my ass.

@Dark_Kommissar 4 ай бұрын

You’ll all be glad to know that no hips were broken during the making of this movie.

@faberrarius5069 4 ай бұрын

Vault hunting, am I right, fellow kids?

@NBmad 4 ай бұрын

i really wish to gearbox the same fate of volition

@nativeretrospective6931 4 ай бұрын

They don't want to hire beautiful new actresses who will eclipse all the aging established actresses. They dont want anyone new at all, Hollywood is a cult.

@TheMASTER4real 4 ай бұрын

Yea a very sick cult. These deviants are inherently evil

@Thurgosh_OG 4 ай бұрын

Which is a significant change from old Hollywood, where they stopped hiring older (35+) actresses for anything other than Grandma roles. Neither way is a good way.

@AbuHajarAlBugatti 4 ай бұрын

Yeah since 20 years you only ever see the same 80% of faces anywhere and in every crap. Just like in voicacting annoying jennifer hale with her old raspy smokervoice has been in every second video game of the past 20 years. I instantly roll my eyes when I hear her in new games voicing 25 year olds

@Transfixed 4 ай бұрын

I don't mind the Tiny Tina actress but you're right about the others. Gina Gershon is also in her 60s and playing Moxxie. Btw past tense of cast is cast, not casted.

@majorgear1021 4 ай бұрын

“Move over. This isn’t your grandparents’ Borderlands…” “Oh wait. It totally is!”

@Amocoru 4 ай бұрын

Sydney Sweeney should 100% be Moxy. She can pull off that sexy character with ease.

@cats4603 4 ай бұрын

Nope, I bet it will be Trans character, because she play sexual in both side She even have relationship with big mama, a fat black lady who like to eat childrens, and Moxy broke up with her because cannibal isn't her things

@johnnielurker 4 ай бұрын

but hollywood dont want that, she might be casted by some plus sized blasian 😂

@cats4603 4 ай бұрын

Nope it Gina Gershon I found out in casting

@johnnielurker 4 ай бұрын

@@cats4603 damn not Stifler's mom?

@cats4603 4 ай бұрын

@@johnnielurker yep and unfortunately she is old too

@christianjurvanen7549 4 ай бұрын

So this is borderlands 3 20 years and 20 kilos later

@AReallyUnrealOne 4 ай бұрын

It can't be later in the series, Roland is still alive. I'm guessing the end credit scene will reveal Handsome Jack.

@DECONBOMB 4 ай бұрын

@AReallyUnrealOne it's a jab athow old and how fat the actors are

@XaadeTheBlade 4 ай бұрын

"We want to catch a wider market than just the fanbase" "Ok, pick some well known actors, tone down Tiny Tina to Disney teen show level, and make Roland funny." "So, just make it an everyday comedy, but with Borderlands character skins" "Exactly".

@cosborne06 4 ай бұрын

All the bright vibrant colors interposed with shots of old aged actors is hilarious

@sniperforlife 4 ай бұрын

Gina Gershon is playing Mad Moxxi. Gina is 61 years old. 😅

@MelonieMacGoBoom 4 ай бұрын

Wowwww 🤣😂

@dantealighieri1265 4 ай бұрын

Moxxi is middle aged in the games too. But 61 is too old xD

@greyoak5631 4 ай бұрын

Well, that's one Casting Couch episode I will gladly miss😂

@Tenorio_Cavalcante 4 ай бұрын

Looks like a low budget cosplay competition.

@thelonespacemarine5211 4 ай бұрын

Brutal casting all around but clear agenda of making the women all old

@Sir_Newkirk 4 ай бұрын

*Border (ing the nursing home) lands*

@turtleblazer5488 4 ай бұрын

i will not be seeing this until they decide to recast rest in peace borderlands

@marcfilms999 4 ай бұрын

Gina Gershon was cast as Moxxi. Another older woman playing a younger looking character. Moxxi is supposed to be age wise old but she looks super young.

@spider-man4460 4 ай бұрын

Is anyone actually excited after what they did in Borderlands 3 and onward ?

@palladiamorsdeus 4 ай бұрын

Prequel Sequel and onward, you mean.

@AnarchyThirtySeven 4 ай бұрын

BL1 is great BL2 is a Masterpiece Everything else in the BL line of games is trash.

@spider-man4460 4 ай бұрын

@@AnarchyThirtySeven Tales wasn't that bad, and the pre-sequel's problems could've been avoided if they made it longer with more content, but BL3 ? There's no way to recover from that travesty.

@blackfox717 4 ай бұрын

So let's get this right melonie in Madame Webb they were supposed to have an old woman play Madame Webb but in the movie where the woman is supposed to be youthful they make her old? These people got to be taken a laugh at moviegoers at this point

@MelonieMacGoBoom 4 ай бұрын

Make it make sense lol!

@TalladegaNight 4 ай бұрын

its looks like a bunch of actors doing cheap Co-play of borderlands

@annmariet67 4 ай бұрын

Wow, as an apparent "old lady" who is a big borderlands fan, I am just glad they cast decent actors. One day, you too will be older....

@4dwyn 4 ай бұрын

This movie just needs Ben Stiller to come out as Handsome Jack and say "You will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep." If I was casting, I would have picked Dove Cameron for Lilith, Lizzy Caplan for Tannis, Idris Elba for Roland, Megan Fox for Moxxi, and some child star as Tina. Jack Black is always a win.

@peartry 4 ай бұрын

for real tho, I think the only cast they're gonna get right will be ellie lmao

@retroman3252 4 ай бұрын

It kinda makes sense Borderlands was an uber parody of Mad Max and now in turn the movies is an Uber parody of the game. We came full circles...

@RealCoachMustafa 4 ай бұрын

Everyone looks like they're cosplaying

@johnharrison2086 4 ай бұрын

The movie is ten years too late with a cast twenty years too old.

@espion2KX 4 ай бұрын

Netflix Cowboy bebop 2.0😔

@RobHellfire666 4 ай бұрын

WTF??? Are no other actresses available??? Why so old??? My gods..🤦‍♂️

@linkueicatastrophe9727 4 ай бұрын

Mila jovovich would be a much better Lilith and she's quite old too IIRC. I may have butchered the spelling.

@majorgear1021 4 ай бұрын

Are you a geriatric-a-phobe? How dare you ! lol

@RobHellfire666 4 ай бұрын

@@linkueicatastrophe9727 Probably but using Milla Jovovich might burn her out of the game / comic / fantasy roles. Her work in the resident evil franchise has been phenomenal.. She's perfect for that role.

@markjohnson4486 4 ай бұрын

Damn !you went in hard on this lmao!your commentary cracks me up😂

@adellis24 4 ай бұрын

Gina Gershon is playing Mad Moxxi, too bad this movie wasn't coming out 30 years ago though as she is 61 now and will be 62 by the film release. They better start filming the sequel today or else their entire cast is going to need special permission to leave their retirement residence and a doctor's note to work a full day.

@JayZumOwner 4 ай бұрын

Melonie would actually be a good choice for Lilith 👍

@Noisemarine 4 ай бұрын

Hollywood- Shut up and consume the slop we give you.

@MonkeyMind69 4 ай бұрын

So, Borderlands the movie takes place 20+ years after the video game? Everyone's older and Tiny Tina had a chance to pack on some calories?

@AnthonyAckme321 4 ай бұрын

Anthropology is fascinating, and that origin story always starts with fossils🖤 tiny Tina definitely thicker. factual statement.Yang Loathes the true feminine🥺