Pinocchio: A True Story Lives up to its Trailer!

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Bradley Smith

Bradley Smith

2 жыл бұрын

#Pinocchio #Review #Lionsgate
Pinocchio: A True Story is actually better than it's trailer! It's comedy gold. A new so-bad-it's-good movie has been born. Pauly Shore deserves every Best Actor Oscar for this performance. Strap in because GREAT ADVENTURES AWAIT!!! Thank you Lionsgate.
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@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to subscribe and like, please. Helps me become a real boy. Thank you, daddy!
@lilyyxx
@lilyyxx 2 жыл бұрын
yw 🤪
@rinibunny4576
@rinibunny4576 2 жыл бұрын
@@lilyyxx step brotherrr🤤😳
@Mari-yo3jn
@Mari-yo3jn 2 жыл бұрын
where did you watch it
@franciscolozano3354
@franciscolozano3354 2 жыл бұрын
The only like you’re gonna get from me is on this comment
@DanDCool
@DanDCool 2 жыл бұрын
Daddy 😳🤚🥵💅💅‼️
@kairobison3565
@kairobison3565 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The movie originally was in russian that came out in february 22nd, and then some "genius" decides to put an english dub over it.
@wickedshadesproductions5254
@wickedshadesproductions5254 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda makes sense
@theesewage7193
@theesewage7193 2 жыл бұрын
So no wonder why the tone is off
@ma.2089
@ma.2089 2 жыл бұрын
The genius is the OG creators
@Cocoaorcoco
@Cocoaorcoco 2 жыл бұрын
Ye
@CoinMcQuarterson
@CoinMcQuarterson 2 жыл бұрын
Well that would honestly explain the horrible Lip-synch
@daniboy4153
@daniboy4153 2 жыл бұрын
This movie already has cult following potential.
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
It deserves it.
@rammingtime
@rammingtime 2 жыл бұрын
Hello yes I'm the cult leader
@Amirahnations
@Amirahnations 2 жыл бұрын
@@rammingtime where do I sign up?
@claudiostudios9002
@claudiostudios9002 2 жыл бұрын
@@rammingtime imma join
@ArnoldStark123
@ArnoldStark123 2 жыл бұрын
@@BradleySmithKZfaq this film is actually by Sony pictures because the trailer for the movie first dropped on their Russian KZfaq channel 😁
@OtakuParku
@OtakuParku 2 жыл бұрын
This movie deserves a reward for being so ridiculous, it's entertaining
@unromanoarecareanaveragero8275
@unromanoarecareanaveragero8275 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so bad, it’s good.
@8834
@8834 2 жыл бұрын
@@unromanoarecareanaveragero8275 pretty much
@user-fn1uf5ni4g
@user-fn1uf5ni4g 2 жыл бұрын
Like the ghost Stories English dub
@victorymansions
@victorymansions 2 жыл бұрын
It needs a Razzie Award
@miss_chelles1338
@miss_chelles1338 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr?
@CJPurplePrincess
@CJPurplePrincess 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing true about this story is Pinocchio’s kinky fruitiness.
@glamglam8347
@glamglam8347 2 жыл бұрын
fathEr 💖when💅 can💋 i go out on my OWwWnnnNN😩 i hAve 👨‍❤‍👨the WhOle World 🏇to SEe✨
@sleepy_luneflower
@sleepy_luneflower 2 жыл бұрын
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CJPurplePrincess
@CJPurplePrincess Жыл бұрын
@Jame Moself Hey! No need to worry! That wasn’t my intention! 1. That’s not being an incel. I should know, I’ve been stalked by one. 2. I’ve been given a pinch of fruit myself, just telling a joke about a joke of a movie.
@sleepy_luneflower
@sleepy_luneflower Жыл бұрын
@Jame Moself I'm as straight as a circle
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 2 жыл бұрын
My theory is that Pauly Shore wasn’t instructed to voice his lines like this. He probably knew that the production company would be unlikely to find another English-speaking celebrity willing to be in the film so he started messing around to see what he could get away with, and they were either too scared to call his bluff or just didn’t give a crap.
@bxndaged
@bxndaged 2 жыл бұрын
I swear this was copied from another video LMAO
@HazardProfile
@HazardProfile 2 жыл бұрын
stolen comment
@llamabot9889
@llamabot9889 2 жыл бұрын
@@bxndaged ALL words are stolen. all things have been said or we wouldn't have words for them. i feel so bad for your generation being so incoherently stupid and afraid to learn the truth about things.
@gingermaniac5484
@gingermaniac5484 2 жыл бұрын
woah deja vu, weird
@zulius7707
@zulius7707 2 жыл бұрын
Wow this comment is just so… *NEW!*
@katelynshelton410
@katelynshelton410 2 жыл бұрын
I love how for a Pinocchio movie they forget the entire "When he lies his nose grows" thing. Which was like 99% of the original.
@darklariaat4725
@darklariaat4725 2 жыл бұрын
They forgot that thing about nose because this is NOT that pinocchio, you are used to. This is kind of hybrid between Pinoccio and russian " Buratino ". In Buratino wooden boy doesn't has growing nose and stuff, circus ( what was the theater in the original, if I remember right. ) and Bella ( or Malvina ) is also taken from the Russian version. But the horse... The horse is taken from nowhere.
@katelynshelton410
@katelynshelton410 2 жыл бұрын
@@darklariaat4725 Is Pinocchio a mistranslation then? Or did they kind of just jam it into one story, then go EHH yeah lets just call it pinocchio
@Avalynn1212
@Avalynn1212 2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure it was because they couldn’t afford the budget to make his nose grow lol
@JustAnotherAppole
@JustAnotherAppole 2 жыл бұрын
@@Avalynn1212 lmao
@JustAnotherAppole
@JustAnotherAppole 2 жыл бұрын
@@Avalynn1212 this is really true
@emofbi4935
@emofbi4935 2 жыл бұрын
“father when can i leave to be on my ownnn” will go down in history
@bingdinggold1877
@bingdinggold1877 2 жыл бұрын
For me it's the "HoLd oN BeLLA!!!!"
@lizzy4013
@lizzy4013 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is “Thank you daddy! Skideskideskide”
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. But also the “I’m a boy and I’m alive!”
@captainbrainius6273
@captainbrainius6273 2 жыл бұрын
25:09 You're telling me this man became a detective to find his kidnapped daughter, and he noticed nothing suspicious about the only blue-haired girl in the city?
@Gleamiarts
@Gleamiarts 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr that was a glaring plot hole
@shivanshna7618
@shivanshna7618 2 жыл бұрын
He is color blind
@Forest_Pilot
@Forest_Pilot 2 жыл бұрын
@@shivanshna7618 That’d make sense if they mentioned it-
@EndYouTubeShorts_
@EndYouTubeShorts_ 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe she died her hair blue to hide or something, and back then hair dye wasn't as good. That's why it looks like cotton candy.
@pluslinfini4135
@pluslinfini4135 6 ай бұрын
...He wasn't very good at this
@amethystsavage4018
@amethystsavage4018 2 жыл бұрын
I bet the voice actors taped themselves watching this movie on mute and mimicked the characters based on what they see them doing, even though they didn’t actually know what was going on.
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, this is a good theory.
@babygirlaether
@babygirlaether 2 жыл бұрын
That "the lips aren't going to match perfectly" part is the funniest shit oh my god
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 2 жыл бұрын
Pauly Shore: **Wakes up** “What a beautiful day in 2022! What could possibly go wrong?” **Checks his computer and sees a trailer for a movie he casted in 10 years ago** Pauly Shore: “Oh God.. I didn’t think it would actually get released.”
@pinapplear
@pinapplear 2 жыл бұрын
This whole movie looks like a mobile game ad
@mushking1111
@mushking1111 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of a tactic seen in the anime “Ghost Stories.” It did very poorly when it got released in Japan so the people who handed it over to the english dub team were like, “Do what you want and maybe make it crazy, but don’t change the meaning of the words.” Anyways, it came out as a comedic masterpiece with a ton of meme worthy stuff. Probably one of the *THE* best english dubs out there. In this movie’s case, the directors probably thought it sucked anyways so instead of making it your typical bad movie, they made it your typical bad movie but with comedic styling. Now that’ll get the kids laughing 😎👍
@marshallwatson9847
@marshallwatson9847 2 жыл бұрын
Its not because your a rabbit..... its because you're BLack
@SairinEarthsea
@SairinEarthsea 2 жыл бұрын
First thing that came to my mind when I saw the memes was ghost stories dub.
@valhatan3907
@valhatan3907 2 жыл бұрын
Same. Especially a fact that I found i another comment said if this movie actually only for Russia untill *this* studio brought it to English viewer.
@chawk6201
@chawk6201 2 жыл бұрын
They didn't say not to change the meaning of the words, they said not to change the overarching plot. If it was the same words, it would have been a lot worse
@ryuan5662
@ryuan5662 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's for kids tho.
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Disney wrote their songs like this movie… ‘Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared!’ ‘Be certain you are in readiness!’
@midnights2631
@midnights2631 Жыл бұрын
I would have to get drunk then before I see it.
@bunsenn5064
@bunsenn5064 2 жыл бұрын
This legit looks and sounds like it was made by the same dudes who made Ratatoing and yet this is an authentic movie from Lionsgate.
@user-qx8jo3ed9u
@user-qx8jo3ed9u 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually Russian movie, which makes perfect sense. In fact, this isn't even worst movie in terms of animation.
@maem7462
@maem7462 2 жыл бұрын
"I shall call her female daddy" That was a perfect line and cracked me up
@ostrich3335
@ostrich3335 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know I needed fruity Pinocchio in my life but here we are
@user-bm2tx7qu7o
@user-bm2tx7qu7o 2 жыл бұрын
So, if someone wonder, these characters make sense to russians. Thing is, there was a writer who needed money so he translated pinocchio with very little knowlage of the lenguage. So at the end it turned out a completely different story (also pinocchio became buratino) . Idk what parts are the same, but seems like talking cat and fox are not in the original. Main villian Karabas-Barabas had puppet theatre, but they all for some reason were alive, blue hair girl also was there, but it's third character who was in love with her. Also talking cat and fox wasn't the weirdest. After they robbed buratino, they threw him in pond so he drown, but he is wood, so it's fine. Then he meets OLD WISE TURTLE WHO TELLS HIM STORY ABOUT GOLDEN KEY. And i don't remember really how it goes, but he finds the key, puppets rebel against Karabas Barabas and at the end they find door behind picture of fire place in buratino's house and it leads down to gaint beautiful theatre and puppets live happily and give concerts there now. Like.... Idk what's going on there, but now i want to watch the cartoon again
@ArtoriasAndSiffo
@ArtoriasAndSiffo 2 жыл бұрын
Sir, isn't "burattino" spelled with 2 "t"s?
@user-bm2tx7qu7o
@user-bm2tx7qu7o 2 жыл бұрын
@@ArtoriasAndSiffo no, in russian spells Буратино, with one T
@ArtoriasAndSiffo
@ArtoriasAndSiffo 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-bm2tx7qu7o ah weird
@fiend_xdns
@fiend_xdns 2 жыл бұрын
That doesn't sound too bad... For a children's movie, that is
@giahuynguyenkim6389
@giahuynguyenkim6389 2 жыл бұрын
That writer was Tolstoy
@des971
@des971 2 жыл бұрын
Fun little fact horses actually have thinner skin then humans and feel more pain. Spurs actually hurt horses a lot and can scar their skin. Love your videos by the way c: I've watched them all♡
@horsewings3561
@horsewings3561 2 жыл бұрын
No they don't. People like you would think if a horse wasn't wearing a blanket with their winter coat, it's "abuse". 😒
@aliyahplays
@aliyahplays 2 жыл бұрын
According to ncbi.nlm.nih.gov, “Although horse skin is thicker overall than human skin, the part of the skin that is thicker does not insulate them from pain that is generated during a whip strike, and that humans and horses have the equivalent basic anatomic structures to detect pain in the skin.” Basically, humans and horses feel pain the same. Also, they do not feel cold equivalent to humans.
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! I didn’t know this (obviously)! Totally makes me never want wear spurs on horses again. Thanks for sharing. And for watching my videos! That’s seriously so nice of you! :D Happy to entertain.
@Martin_Gale
@Martin_Gale 2 жыл бұрын
OMG I was just looking for this comment, i stopped immediately after he said that and groaned. hahaha
@cervid_appreciator
@cervid_appreciator 2 жыл бұрын
only when used improperly; obviously, spurs should not be used with the goal to inflict pain. they can be a valuable aid in riding when used correctly, since the difference in location and intensity of pressure can convey a much wider variety of signals than a leg aid. some elements of higher level dressage are almost in achievable without the use of spurs to clarify leg aids. Riding with spurs is like painting with a thin paintbrush-you can create detail more easily-while riding without them is like painting with a thicker paintbrush (it’s possible to get that same amount of precision, but it requires a lot of training, time, and effort) of course, most people who use spurs do not use them in the intended way. rather, they use them to localize the pressure of their leg aids so that less-responsive horses respond quicker. using them in this way can cause pain and is irresponsible; it doesn’t address the core issue like proper training does. I’ve spent most of my life riding hunt seat, but I’ve experimented in other disciplines of riding too. Across all disciplines, I’ve seen many times more horses with scars, permanent health problems, and behavioral issues from badly fitting saddles than from spurs. ultimately, spur use causes less harm to horses than other issues like saddle fit and lack of proper training and conditioning do. tl;dr spurs allow for precision when used properly but can be harmful when used improperly
@Jupiter-T
@Jupiter-T 2 жыл бұрын
"Would you be so kind as to show me your handkerchief?" "I don't think I have it." "Of course not, you left it in my mouth, remember?" HOLY SHIT I laughed so hard at this
@KindredKeepsake
@KindredKeepsake 2 жыл бұрын
14:28 "They escape the KKK's furry convention" is something I never thought I'd hear. XD
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Coincidentally, that was also the title of my college thesis
@monkeymode5652
@monkeymode5652 2 жыл бұрын
the true question is why an old lonley man felt the need to make a life size puppet of a young boy
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized my hair/hat looks really similar to Pinocchio’s! I did not mean to do that wtf
@vernyulkisasszony4708
@vernyulkisasszony4708 2 жыл бұрын
It makes the experience even better honestly XD
@tomanderson2006
@tomanderson2006 2 жыл бұрын
Cool ngl
@laraendlight9887
@laraendlight9887 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope the voice actors had the time of their life working on this movie, 'cause I surely had. Among the memes and the dub itself being an absolute masterpiece of "It's so strange that they kept this but damn this is good!", this movie is probably among the ones that you keep rewatching and that make you laugh every single time despite it's flaws.
@horselover7286
@horselover7286 2 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact: the reason the horse started running is that the horse was not expecting to get hit and horses dont have vision like us. They almost cant see anything infront of them or anything right behind them making the horse spook because it could not see what hit him and so then running away from it. (In other words he spooked at the pin cone because he did not see it)
@laurabarss3543
@laurabarss3543 2 жыл бұрын
18:46 okay but why did the detective have to go for seconds on pushing that handkerchief further in Pinocchio’s mouth? Lmaoo wild💀
@aurelieledet7983
@aurelieledet7983 2 жыл бұрын
IKR
@CaptainNim
@CaptainNim 2 жыл бұрын
"The KKK's furry convention" - when the commentator's writing is funnier than the entire movie. Really happy I found this channel, can't wait to see more content!
@alnova2438
@alnova2438 2 жыл бұрын
Pebble:"Detective, could you show me your handkerchief?" Detective"I don't think I have it " Pinocchio: "no, you left it in my mouth, remember?! 😁" everyone else: 👀😳
@Oblivitana
@Oblivitana 2 жыл бұрын
100% bet the English voice actors weren’t given a script. They were just tied to chairs and forced to watched the movie twice. after, they had to record their lines completely improved whilst they had guns to their heads
@miticaBEP07
@miticaBEP07 2 жыл бұрын
They also spelled Tybalt wrong. At least they could have used the Italian spelling, Tebaldo. Why is that horse named after a SHAKESPEARE character anyway. They are aware enough of the book to put a Mastro Ciliegia reference. Even if the Fairy and the blue-haired girl are two separate entities-- I HATE it.
@IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
@IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 2 жыл бұрын
I waa wondering he the hirse was namef tybalt, too!
@sophiatalksmusic3588
@sophiatalksmusic3588 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this has anything to do with it, but Russia has its own version of Pinocchio, "Buratino," which is based to some degree off the original stories. Maybe this film took some from that as the source material?
@supertails0246
@supertails0246 2 жыл бұрын
Was the horse even in the original story and where is Jiminy cricket isn’t he like one of the main people in the original Pinocchio?
@miticaBEP07
@miticaBEP07 2 жыл бұрын
@@supertails0246 No, I don't recall a horse in the original even though I haven't read it in a while. There was a plethora of talking animal characters that didn't make it into the Disney cut, like a parrot, a snake, an anthropomorphic dog, a slug, a tuna, a crab and a goat with a blue hide which is heavily hinted to be the Fairy in disguise. Also in the original story the Cat and the Fox (which are called just that in the book) don't work for Mangiafuoco, who's not even a bad guy after all. Or for the owner of Pleasure Island for that matter... come to think of it, where IS Pleasure Island in this version? Or the Donkey children? What even IS this movie? Bottom line if any of you want a fully loyal adaptation of this story watch the Enzo d'Alò version from 2012. It's on KZfaq too for what I've seen.
@supertails0246
@supertails0246 2 жыл бұрын
@@miticaBEP07 and Geppetto does not even get eaten by a whale like in the original
@BNAG1019
@BNAG1019 2 жыл бұрын
This would be technically the second coming of Pauly Shore, he did have a pretty decent though mediocre career in the 90s and 2000's
@_thomas1031
@_thomas1031 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved your reaction to the movie, I feel so bad that John Heder got roped into this, he probably had to owe someone back and this movie was the debt payment🤣
@nunyabiznes33
@nunyabiznes33 2 жыл бұрын
They should redub it Ghost Stories style with the OC VAs.
@ShrekWazowski490
@ShrekWazowski490 2 жыл бұрын
Jappetto: you’re too unusual for this world Cat: Mama Mia! A wooden boy! Meanwhile: 1:16
@ArtoriasAndSiffo
@ArtoriasAndSiffo 2 жыл бұрын
The way you spelled Geppetto is hurting me sir
@ShrekWazowski490
@ShrekWazowski490 2 жыл бұрын
@@ArtoriasAndSiffo sorry😂
@ArtoriasAndSiffo
@ArtoriasAndSiffo 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShrekWazowski490 Worry not good sir
@user-dv5py8ri1y
@user-dv5py8ri1y 2 жыл бұрын
7:49 is just too damn funny
@genocidershinnagarot
@genocidershinnagarot 2 жыл бұрын
Clicked because of the Parappa hat, stayed because of the Parappa hat, and subscribed because this is genuinely a good video and I'm interested in watching more videos from this person.
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Major appreciation! Thank you for sticking around. :)
@laurabarss3543
@laurabarss3543 2 жыл бұрын
Casting Paula shore is the best decision any film can do☝🏼
@bread.943
@bread.943 2 жыл бұрын
I respect you for having 'Bold And Brash' in your recording area
@redstreak9430
@redstreak9430 2 жыл бұрын
21:18 maybe this was a literal translation of the song. You know, like when they try to be accurate when translating Japanese songs in anime and video games instead of converting it into a rhyme scheme like most fandubs on KZfaq tend to do.
@jamesmack8357
@jamesmack8357 2 жыл бұрын
guy never saw a woman he has no basis to say she is the most beautiful thing in the world
@rammingtime
@rammingtime 2 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@orborium1168
@orborium1168 2 жыл бұрын
"iimmm a booooyy aaand im aliiiiiiiiive" The way how he says it sounds l Iike hes drunk as heck
@zulius7707
@zulius7707 2 жыл бұрын
On another review of this movie they pointed out that when Pinocchio comes into the circus, I think for the first time to preform, someone in the background chatter says “Oh my fucking god” LMAO
@DanielleSouthcott
@DanielleSouthcott 2 жыл бұрын
Aight, let's see what the Food Fight 2.0 is going on here.
@seacaptainminto7169
@seacaptainminto7169 2 жыл бұрын
6:10 Equine here just to say that horses don't have thick skin. It's a very famous myth. Their skin is actually a lot sensitive and thinner to us so they feel more pain than we do. They just don't show it since they were evolved to not show weakness. Btw I loved the video :) Your reactions are just like mine lmao
@arcshuttle
@arcshuttle 2 жыл бұрын
When Pinnochio wanted to make Tybalt, who is his closest friend, his new daddy, I rolled my eyes so hard because "making best friends have father-son relationships as a side plot that doesn't add anything to the main story" happens to be a pattern with Vasiliy Rovenskiy when starring Pauly Shore in his movies. Please go watch The Big Trip (2019) on KZfaq and see for yourself, it's so fucking weird
@ethan21040
@ethan21040 2 жыл бұрын
I still can’t believe Tom Kenny and Pauly Shore actually read the script and both agreed to do this film
@codybk91
@codybk91 2 жыл бұрын
I love your commentary. :') It reminds me of watching a bad movie with my friends and making fun of it. Also, the circus crowd is so astounded by the puppet that's "alive", but they don't care about the talking anthropomorphic cat and fox...?
@MrGukkos
@MrGukkos 2 жыл бұрын
6:20 Not to detract from how bad the movie is or even the coincidence, but depending on the horse, they'll easily be scared by anything from a big bird to a styrofoam cup. I could believe a horse would be spooked by something randomly hitting it's butt. Maybe not a trained carriage horse, but that's a different question.
@StevenLightning
@StevenLightning 2 жыл бұрын
Chicken Joe on helium - that’s a new one lol
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
I tried not using some of the common quips, ha ha. Appreciate the watch!
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid 2 жыл бұрын
The thing that sucks is that Pauly CAN voice act or at the very least he knows how to create a voice that fits for the character he's playing. Bobby from the Goofy Movie series worked because Pauly nailed the chill but nice bro vibes that Bobby gave off. So I just don't understand how he couldn't channel the same cartoony energy into this. If anything, it doesn't work because the character and animation have no life to them either. They're as basic and bland as you can get for a 2022 CG production so hiring VAs who can...ACT and are behind some of the most energetic characters around was red flag 1. Flag 2 was that this was just a basic retelling of a retelling OF A RETELLING of Pinocchio that was retold for the Soviet Union so a lot of people outside of that will NOT know what is going on and assume that it's a cheap knock off which...it IS but just not the knock off they think it is. And yes, insert Russian joke here but when you look back at Russia's own history with animation this chunk of shit will make you go 'WHAT THE FUCK?' Watch The Snow Queen or the Magic Pony, two films that are around 60-70 years old...and then watch this and it's such tonal whiplash knowing there are some hidden gems in Russian animation but for some fucking reason, THIS was shoved into the mainstream and this is what people are going to go to whenever they hear 'Russian animation!'.
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
I agree that Pauly can act. It was either the director giving him weird or intentionally bad notes, or Pauly Shore himself gave zero fucks and turned in one of the funniest performances as a troll. The animation didn’t deserve good acting, so maybe the dubbing company just took a paycheck. Bang Zoom is the company that dubbed it and they dub a ton of anime, so they had the resources to yield better performances. Someone just didn’t want to. I love your point about Russian animation, too! The fact that everyone will now point to this dumpster fire as the example of Russian animation is laughably disappointing. I will be sure to check out those films you recommended!
@luffyduffy7817
@luffyduffy7817 2 жыл бұрын
Ok this is the second time in a video you’ve mentioned Ivan the Incredible which means you have to review it next
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
I'm planting the seeds... Already got the script written~ get ready jelly tarzan
@xquenda275
@xquenda275 2 жыл бұрын
he likes a girl, he has a daddy, he wants a horse daddy that he can ride and preform tricks on
@Deerwiener
@Deerwiener 2 жыл бұрын
Guessing the names of the animals made me feel like a god!
@DissesemblyDroneR
@DissesemblyDroneR 2 жыл бұрын
Actually I THINK they put the line “nah he will grow up to be a selfish actor” because he refused to voice Jepetto
@lizbombplaysXD
@lizbombplaysXD 2 жыл бұрын
How’d they get Tom Kenny on board for this?!
@venti726
@venti726 2 жыл бұрын
The Fairy straight up looks they just steal a model character In Time Princess ( It's a story dress up game ).
@carolinpurayidom4570
@carolinpurayidom4570 2 жыл бұрын
It such a good game though
@venti726
@venti726 2 жыл бұрын
@@carolinpurayidom4570 Yes, It's good game
@drkmgic
@drkmgic 2 жыл бұрын
ughhh i will always laugh at they way he says thank you daddy!!!
@didno9_ibrahim751
@didno9_ibrahim751 2 жыл бұрын
Everytime the horse talk i kept thinking it was bradley was talking
@Plaguefull
@Plaguefull 2 жыл бұрын
14:28 when I saw that scene for the very first time I could never unsee it
@nicholastosoni707
@nicholastosoni707 2 жыл бұрын
Pinocchio sounds like Tommy Wiseau.
@SteveCarras
@SteveCarras 2 жыл бұрын
Hanna-Barbara’s fibber Fox from Yakky Foodle the cute duckling carto be on the classic Huckleberry Houmd the blue dog 🐶)not good @typimg
@clovelikethespice
@clovelikethespice 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this at 4 am was possibly the best decision I’ve ever made
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Best time to hear Pinocchio’s voice!
@huntsman9316
@huntsman9316 2 жыл бұрын
With the horse criticism: horses get spooked very easily. But, it would have made more sense if the horse reacted to the gun shot, and not the acorn. But i don’t doubt that can spook the horse too
@ilovenightcrawler
@ilovenightcrawler 2 жыл бұрын
OMFG I took a big swig of tea right before 22:35 and just about about passed out from laughing/coughing/choking 🤣 what even was that??
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
What a way that would have been to go! Choking from Pauly Shore’s bad singing as Pinocchio
@ilovenightcrawler
@ilovenightcrawler 2 жыл бұрын
@@BradleySmithKZfaq My ancestors would be so disappointed 🤣
@Kirs..
@Kirs.. 2 жыл бұрын
13:30 Ok, no joke, that sounds like a very good mario impression! 👀
@caprihorse.studios5054
@caprihorse.studios5054 2 жыл бұрын
just informing you, horses have thinner skin than humans and more nerve endings so they feel more pain. Also, most good equestrians dont use spurs anymore because that would be considered abuse. (and its realistic that a horse would be scared if something hit its backside out of nowhere) I just like to inform people on horses as they can be really misunderstood animals.
@johnmccarthy4134
@johnmccarthy4134 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the horse is played by Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
I bring that up. 👍
@resilientfool7191
@resilientfool7191 2 жыл бұрын
It feels like a fever dream that I dont want to remember but cant get out of my mind
@epickagraczka4841
@epickagraczka4841 2 жыл бұрын
just discovered this channel and it’s fantastic, haven’t laughed this hard in a while!! you deserve so many more subscribers ❤️❤️❤️
@Swordprince
@Swordprince 2 жыл бұрын
JFC the running animation at 5:14 is amazingly jank, bouncing all around like they're glitched
@Shenanigans_333
@Shenanigans_333 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I noticed that too XD
@IzludeTingel
@IzludeTingel 2 жыл бұрын
This should be a new type of movie or genre. There's that one scene where the horse is making wood jokes about pinocchio's parents being trees and why he likes hanging out in the forest etc.. it legit killed me. Someone has to make a petition to get some producer out there to make "on purpose" another film with this type of.. what feels like "stage play" acting, as the main feat.
@ETOILEPHANTOME
@ETOILEPHANTOME 2 жыл бұрын
23:55 he feeds on people’s pain and sorrow.
@troyboyd7984
@troyboyd7984 2 жыл бұрын
Do you think they make enough money to even cover the cost? We also have to acknowledge that someone signed off on this. Maybe it's a joke for them too? I can totally see it being a lionsgate inside joke. As per usual my guy loved the content. Keep growing brother.
@mikeykitty1235
@mikeykitty1235 2 жыл бұрын
I love how it says it's the "true story" of Pinocchio yet has very little to do with the actual tale.
@permanary5611
@permanary5611 2 жыл бұрын
I have a special appreciation for people who name their pets after an adventure time reference ;) Jusseppi will always be remebered
@BrianKScott
@BrianKScott 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on almost ten thousand subscribers!
@erensamules8646
@erensamules8646 2 жыл бұрын
Only just come across your channel by watching this video and I gotta say your voice over Everything and the way you edited it was just comedy gold! You've earned a like and a sub from. Looking forward to seeing your next video upload.
@yulianloaiza
@yulianloaiza 2 жыл бұрын
The skidi skidi skidi in the end 😂😂😂😂
@amyt2035
@amyt2035 2 жыл бұрын
8:44 This made me laugh more than anything tbh. Imagine hating something and thinking it was a waste of money, only to go back and pay for it again just to complain about how bad it's going to be 🤣
@martaduque210
@martaduque210 2 жыл бұрын
The movie was hilarious, but by far the best thing about it is that it lead me to this video :)
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Awww so nice of you! Comments like this get me hyped as I work on my next video! :D
@Bopperann
@Bopperann 2 жыл бұрын
Pinocchio sounds like Jimmy Neutron's Sheen.
@sourishganguly1996
@sourishganguly1996 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations for surpassing 10k subscribers my dude. Had subbed to you after watching your funny as fuck Pinocchio trailer review. Keep it goin! Great adventures awaiiiitttt! ✨✨✨
@michaelangus5602
@michaelangus5602 2 жыл бұрын
This is like the fantasy animated Room and it might've well been voiced by Tommy Wiseau actually
@mkhuselimazungula6345
@mkhuselimazungula6345 2 жыл бұрын
From now on every movie should have a Pauly Shore redub.
@random_user2050
@random_user2050 2 жыл бұрын
The movie may be weird but it sure is entertaining
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Truly
@rickjames8960
@rickjames8960 2 жыл бұрын
Every line is delivered with the energy of Tommy Wiseau in The Room
@irbest6148
@irbest6148 2 жыл бұрын
skdeeeeee skdeeeeee skdeeeee
@mra8107
@mra8107 2 жыл бұрын
My man's needs more recognition, keep it up home's.💯💯💯
@ernlrb
@ernlrb 2 жыл бұрын
My man is shooting out jokes faster than a shuckle in trick room or Regieleki normally.
@starlightphoenix2030
@starlightphoenix2030 2 жыл бұрын
Love the wall art (and the Candy Land reference). I’m definitely going to watch this movie now.
@elemonade8830
@elemonade8830 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for explaining this mess :)) I was curious what kind of insane story this was, but I didn't have the courage to actually watch it
@DanDCool
@DanDCool 2 жыл бұрын
12:35 bruh it's actually a very smart line Her saying it so he feels more comfortable leaving
@DivaD-nk2bj
@DivaD-nk2bj 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite review of this monstrosity on Common Sense Media: “I was in a wheel chair all my life but when this movie came on, I stood up to turn it off.”
@revolutionarymagic3459
@revolutionarymagic3459 2 жыл бұрын
"I'mm cominggg"
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
I had to 😂
@nunyabiznes33
@nunyabiznes33 2 жыл бұрын
"Thank you, daaaaddy"
@ernlrb
@ernlrb 2 жыл бұрын
The Song at 21:27 where the circus is trying to thwart the thieves sounds like it was played on the Wii Remote Steering wheel for Mariokart Wii.
@crruptedhelmetpig5410
@crruptedhelmetpig5410 2 жыл бұрын
FATHER WHEN CAN I LIVE IN MY OWN I HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE
@chonky9586
@chonky9586 2 жыл бұрын
1:25 Bradley That’s the “HEE HEE HEE HA” meme from Clash Royale LMAO I’m kidding but it looks SO SIMILAR TO IT XHDJHDDHHD
@gamingbrosrule9522
@gamingbrosrule9522 2 жыл бұрын
WHERE DO YOU WATCH THIS EPIC MOVIE?
@adamferguson1064
@adamferguson1064 2 жыл бұрын
The end justifies the memes…
@scaraptor2106
@scaraptor2106 2 жыл бұрын
Dunno if you’ll see this but I’ve really been enjoying your videos! Your commentary is hilarious and all of your videos have been worth the watch. Thanks!
@BradleySmithYoutube
@BradleySmithYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
I saw, and truly appreciate it. Means the world to me.
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