'Chivalry is dead, and I'll do unspeakable things to its corpse.'- Random Slaaneshi Chaos Knight (unprompted).

Traitor Space Marines: "The false Emperor failed us and we will attack the Imperium." Dark Mechanicum: "We want stuff from Mars." Chaos Knights: "That damn House of Montague, how dare their son attempt to charm my daughter? To war!"

Perty: "I have a plan," Iron Warrior Captian: "No," Perty: "It will cost us thousands of casualties," Iron Warrior Captain: "Absolutely not," Perty: "And it would really piss off Dorn," Iron Warrior Captain: "..." Perty: "..." Iron Warrior Captain: "Lets do it,"

Khorne Knights - lack of Honor makes them so much angrier Tzeetch Knights - it's just a different KIND of honor Nurgle Knights - being dishonored isn't so bad Slaanesh Knights - develops GIANT THROBBING SHAME KINK

We need a 40k knight roguelike where you play generations of pilots where all your old pcs are trapped in the machine spirit raising stats

"Khorne has like 2 notable characters, let's be honest. There's only two; there's the dad and the son, and that's it. No one else cares about anything else Khorne-related." My soul weeps for the Exiled One. Skarbrand hates being forgotten.

DK: "What's Space Station 13?" Well, after this episode, DK needs to be sat down in front of a certain video by everyone's favorite african warlord

So apparently wardogs are actually pretty fucked as well. Their helmets force them to comply with the orders of the bigger knights, but their exposure to the warp causes them to experience near constant dellusions of grandeur, and they constantly have thoughts of treachery against the full sized knights they serve, which the daemonic voices in the helmet reinforces. As such, wardogs feel a constant drive to stab the big bois in the back, but are physically unable to do so, which drives them insane.

That black and gold knight next to the white knight is a dreadblade called ‘Hope’s Shroud’ who was once Goge Vandire’s personal Freeblade until his assassination, where the knight declared his loyalty to Goge Vandire and turned traitor, who now goes around but chering Sisters of battle as a personal form of vengeance.

Tonite on Ridiculous Gear: DK simps over abs and forgets kharn's name, Bricky is disgusted with DK yet again and Shy has to edit Kirioth's ramblings while being just a little shy

Okay whoever does the animated skits for "Imma Tank", "Commiser Savage", and "Guardsman and Custodes" *NEEDS* to do one for the Dreadblade with the Flayed Ones!

Tzeench: *has Hellbrutes screeching in the distance* wanna see me do it again? Tzeench: *has chaos knights screeching* wanna see me do it again?

Just the fact that there's a chaos knight that can just manifest if you kill too many enemies. I imagine with the Warp fuckery the guy still believes he continuously fights the same battle and isn't even aware that he has fallen to chaos.

Quite large compared to other average units in the Warhammer 40K universe, Armirger Knights and War Dogs are quite a bit shorter than others such as the knight Desecrator and Knight Abominant. So to us, they are large, but to other Chaos knights, they are in fact, just some little guys

The dancing chaos knight made me want an all Ork production of "River Dance" where the cast dual wields spiked shillelaghs and wear razor tipped tap shoes.

In one of the plague war books, a loyalist knight pilot has to basically reign in the control of its Knight as it had a draw to just commit to melee and when his concentration slipped the knight began charging in

Kirioth reading that quote was weirdly graceful, like a british animal documentary

Because Perturabo was mentioned: Has anyone on the podcast read "Magnus the Red"? Really makes Perty look better, more personable. As in: Honestly a good person, but 100% convinced he needs to ACT like an asshole to be taken seriously.

I don't see the Iconoclasts as having "turned" to Chaos, so much as were simply driven to Chaos. Madness is it's own power of Chaos. I may have to get a Chaos Knight to make into Doc Slaughter, Chaos Knight of Dentistry

now I need a picture of DK, Kirioth and Bricky standing on a wartorn battlefield, with a knights foot about to crush all three of them and DK looking at the group saying "atleast its not covid"

The chaos knights that swore to the lords of the legions that would become traitors where ironicaly betrayed by their own codes of honor and loyalty.

House Devine actually goes chaos mid-battle and turns on the loyalists from within their own lines while Horus and Mortarion are also attacking. The book from the Horus Heresy that it takes place in is #29 Vengeful Spirit.

DK: Spy x Family is over Hyped. Spy x Family fan base: chaos is looking pretty nice right now.

Kirioth has such a great dynamic with everyonne, I would kind of love it if he just joined permanently as the 4th Adept.

"at least it's not COVID" _gets blown to bits immediately_

Bricky: THATS NOT FUCKING CANON! About the Iconoclast Knight houses. What Kirioth said is more or less correct except it went more like the ghost engrams in the throne sort of went "Oh no, dishonour! We must regain it by destroying our foes!" but that turned into a feedback loop whereby the Knights who followed Horus committed more dishonourable acts so they killed more until it became more about the act of killing anything and everything than the reason behind it. For the War Dogs they basically accept anyone who wants to try and Become, slap them in a "hacked" (read: brutalised by the Dark Mechanicum) Helm Mechanicum and if they live they throw them in a War Dog suit. Live is relative though, they don't care about the mental state of the new War Dog pilot and to a lesser extent the physical state because the Dark Mechanicum is the Dark Mechanicum and they have ways of dealing with it.

I have unashamedly listened to the entire adeptus ridiculous catalogue in a month and now I am up-to-date I am feverishly waiting for new episodes

18:00 that'd be the Book Mechanicum, a Knight fought the Kaban Machine, got it's shit kicked in, BARELY survived and was only repaired because it's Pilot was so determined to save it, and then the Knights Machine Spirit kind of guided him by fucking with it's own Sensors to give false returns sometimes and also gave him a feeling of "the thing that I fought is somewhere off in that direction" and eventually he convinces his Buddy Knight Pilot to go with him and they head off to fight the Kaban Machine. Not gonna spoil the ending of that Book because it is soooo fucking cool and is absolutely worth it for any Knight or Titan Fans, but there are some very epic Combat Scenes involving Titans and Knights.

There's some Mechwarrior-esc RPG potential with the Imperial and Chaos Knights. You could be the last of your House, the last smoldering ember of honor. You'd be tasked with dealing with Local planetary issues as you're shown the ropes on how to pilot your Knight by your mentor, who makes note of your family's shame. You're not liked. As the game progresses, you'd earn respect and eventually gain access to space travel and soon inter-sector travel via the Warp. You'd make allies, enemies, make friends with a "young" Tech Priest(which would unlock the ability to modify your chosen Knight chassis.) From there, it'd be narrative driven and you'd earn loot, weapons, money and salvage from destroyed Knights, and other enemies.

Speaking of Knights, I would really recommend people read Kingmaker, or listen to is. Great book about Imperial knights and the Officio Assassinorum.

I figured that the knights were mind broken and just said "fuck it" like a person going postal from the contradiction of honour in 40k

I have a homebrew character knight pilot who house fell to slaanesh. She had go flee from her home or be corrupted, and she later found my homebrew space marine chapter the Angels Redeemed. She now acts as a freeblade for them.

I'm really glad Kirioth has joined as a third member of the podcast. The three of you make for great chemistry, I hope he stays a permanent member.

25:50 They’re put in a small room with screaming people strapped to the walls, a strobe light, and screamo blasting at full volume for a couple hours!

Chaos knights: Helo do you have a moment to hear about the religion of the chaos gods ? Normal knight: ummmm no?

I was hoping for a bit more on the Houses but I guess another episode down the line. 2 stand out to me. 1) House Korvax being spirited away House Raven Knights who can now move through shadows, cus the Knight Rampager on the other side of the building wasn't scary already now it's just gonna go through the building like it wasn't even there. Which leads to an amazing head canon of how that happens of just shadows coalescing onto the side of the building so that the stain becomes thick and out looms this tar dripping Knight face followed by it slowly reaching out with it's claw as it lopes out of the wall just absolutely dripping this inky darkness off of it, this awful wet sucking sound assaulting your ears as the shadow slowly sloths off of its panels, before it goes to absolute town on anything unfortunate enough to be on the other side of that wall. 2) House Khymere, who were staunch loyalists during the Heresy era but got chased into the Eye but the Imperium all the while Imperium screaming "Heretic, foul demon spawn, etc etc etc". Khymere, very confused, ran into the Eye trying to show their innocence and get some Tzeentch level fuckery happen to them meaning they spent centuries, millennia even, stuck in the Warp being casually Daemon tortured. The Warp then spits the gibbering insane wrecks of this once proud House back into realspace IN THEIR OWN PAST so they start rip and tearing Imperial forces which starts the whole Khymere witch hunt off in the first place. Tzeentch was definitely on the ball that day in some capacity, I'm sure if he understood the concept he'd've be pissing himself with laughter.

Fun little note when you ever talk about Emperor's Children and Fabius Bile. Fabius Bill team up with the Dark Eldar once to build a tower made out of flesh that was alive and is still alive

Im really glad that Kirioth is now a part of the podcast

40:00 now i cant unsee a chaos knight doing the bully maguire spiderman dance after turning an orphanage to rubble.😂

18:20 This also happened in one of the dark imperium books with Guilliman when the book shifts to the view of a preceptor of a warlord titan. He has to fight the titans will to go full tilt into combat and force it to maintain the formation. I imagine all titan-class warsuits are similar to a degree where the warsuit has a will of it's own.

The spirits of the Throne Mechanicum are an advanced version of joycon drift, accumulated over millenia.

If you like Knights I HIGHLY recommend Assassinorum: Kingmaker for some assassins infiltrating a knight world

It's odd that they view themselves so highly considering that they often fight along side actual Titans.

I got into chaos knights recently and I made them where it was like a Trojan horse. orks were piloting the knights and orks were on top of them pretending to attack it. then when the knights got inside the chaos base because the chaos boys didn't want to lose there knights the orks piloting would start blasting

Imagine a Titanfall game but you play as a Imperial Knight fighting Chaos Knights.

I don't watch alot of Anime but Spy × Family is a show that takes a while to reach full speed as they don't just dump everything on you in the 1st episode. I think the Dodgeball episode is a good cutting off point for figuring out if the show will be for you or not.

Thanks for finally making me loose all my concerns regarding money, I now ordered myself the Knight Tyrant - its going to become the Iron Breacher, Knight allied with my Iron Warriors Warband and dedicated to three things - kick Imperial Fists asses, finding a way to hijack the Phalanx and most importantly - finding a way to steal Dorns blanket from it.

'I paint my minis like the Imperium treats their guardsmen' needs to be on a shirt

*Chaos knight dentist literally ripping me in half: your bleeding because you don't floss

20:58 it feels like the first codex was them freshly turned still... the later ones are them falling more inline with their new lives.

from how the pilots are described, i keep seeing gundam Newtypes; sees visions of past ,present and future, communes with friends (more powerful pilots can see into the heads of enemies), their spirits can haunt their machines. and in Gundam Unicorn the most powerful pilots matched or synchronized with their mecha can manipulate time & reality, Psychically connect with everyone on earth and can freely communicate with spirits from past, present and future, along with watching correlating events throughout history.

Dentist chaos knights... Someone should build and paint one of those. And then let it fight a rival ork Gargant (named: WAGH Machin ownd by MaD DoK Teef FIxA)

I am quite happy Kirioth is becoming a regular feature, he fits in like an Ork to Dakka!

I haven’t been a fan of any of Kirioths episodes up until this point because, as a warhammer noob, I have no base knowledge of what he’s talking about and it’s hard to care about something you know nothing about. This episode finally hit the nail and that brief introduction for the chaos knights and how they came to be was all I needed. Much better job this time and I thoroughly enjoyed the episode. Keep up the great work!

Donkey Kong:"Litara's the Conqueror's abs!" Brick:"That's not cannon!" Me/what DK should have said next: "She cant be the canons, she's already the abs!"

The sandblasted knight actually looks kinda dope as maybe like a nurgle related thing.

"Skeleton in the Brickwork" is fantastic band name.

>conqueror's abs Speaking of merging with vehicles

Kirioth seriously!! You under sold 'House Devine' the bonfire was a Imperator Class Titan!!!! "Vengeful Spirit" Book Club!!!!!!

She’s just a little Shy. Tiny cherubic, teeny wings flappin. Just a little Shy.

Adding to the orange dance knight, chug jug in the background

I still come back to this episode for the quote and fantastic banter straight afterwards.

Flayed ones trying to fit foam gloves with “#1 best knight” written on it

Shy can you get the dumdums shock collars please? They're so distractable when they have a friend over.

Could you do a video on the adeptus arbites. The only people with the authority to kill an inquisitor if they act up on there planet

Man I'm loving all the Kirioth in this podcast. Much love.

I recently finished assassinorum kingmaker and its such a good look at knight society and their fall to chaos. Plus the assassins have really distinct personalities that have really nice banter

Always love it when Kiroth drops by. DX sort of just blends into a fancy cape Kiroth is wearing.

"We can all die but it will make the imperium mad so it's cool" Are French Chaos ?

Idk… seeing that image i had Karen the Betrayer running through my brain… even though she is more scary than any karen in existence. Love you guys keep up the awesome work, and more Kirioth is always good!

This is probably a bad idea, but this episode solidified my choice to make chaos knights my crusade force

Imagine you die with your regiment to a knight and they start default dancing in front of a massive corpse fire, your body among the corpses.

The Chaos Knight with a fanclub of flayed ones made my day.

*Slaanesh knigts appear* Everyone on the imperium: I hope that what's dragging on the floor its a whip...

"Someone asks a quote and your worried that I won't get the faction right? You don't seem to get it DK, I am the one who picks the faction!" Bricky, probably

Love the episode and Chaos Knights are so cool lore wise. I love their ascetic and horror aspect

47:00 When a word starts with an H followed by a vowel, it's very easy for it to get dropped because it's such a small sound. Herb, Honor, Hour.. they all drop the H.

The female version of Karhn the betrayer should be called Kathrine the betrayer. (Forgive my spelling I’m new to warhammer names)

Man I love listening to this in my sleep. I woke up half asleep and misheard kirioth for luten

i liked the idea for slaanesh knights can have a subjugator titan machine spirit put inside of them spectacular results for both the knight and the victims that have to face it

The ancestral knight spirits are just constantly backseating and trying to take the control away

Jfc, the picture of that guy blowing fog overtop Silent Hill 2 killed me

I think the pilots probably get off on making their ancestors suffer .... less of a" he's in there with them" more of a" no you're in here with me" lol

Dentist chaos death knight shoots someone, and says "the only reason you are bleeding is because you don't floss enough"

39:32 "it got a bit Lannisters" I love how the Lannisters became the poster child of fictional incest from just Cersei and Jaime alone while the Targaryen, a family that is elbow deep in incest and inbreeding, is right there.

The book Steel Tread has a Chaos Knight in it. Fucking terrifying.

Bro making physical posters is good idea, there's a couple I'd definitely buy.

I like how DK's armiger also had its shoulders on incorrectly.

Re: old pilot voices, yall gotta read Titanicus!

These crazy episodes are some of my favorites

Your next classy poster should be a sexy knight. Not because I want it, but because I know it would sell.

I'm realizing we haven't had a black templars episode yet... We should change that. Especially considering some recent events.

Knight-Abominant is my favorite, potentially with Pyrothrone or Quicksilver Throne. What I understand about the lore of House Khomentis is cool; Chaos Knight equivalent of the Gal Vorbak in that they seek symbiotic possession, but because they're not Marines, they're ultimately doomed to die hosting the Neverborn, and new aspirants must take their place.

Me explaining chaos knights to my partner I found it best to quote Brock Samson, "it's like he channels dead crazy people"

17:28 IF no one here does a comic of Kronk the Renegade Knight, *There will be exterminatus to be had.*

Glad to know you found the STC for a printer

Dentists would make GREAT chaos knight pilots is quite a take.

59:58 watching this while painting sisters. couldnt agree more

I paint my guardsmen like I paint my space marines. I'm still painting

5:25 haha I live also in England in house covered in windows positioned to let in maximum sunlight so it gets like an oven in the summer, imagine my pain if you will