The whole “pretending she thought Andrew was an assistant” thing never happened. They’re coming up with this ridiculous story to combat all the yacht girl rumors. Methinks she knew Andrew quite well 🤮

There is absolutely no way that queen Elizabeth asked Meghan about her thoughts on american politics😏🤥

Regarding Harry being worried that W & K would hound Meghan for an autograph - riiiight, William and Kate (especially William because this has been his entire life), who have met Prime Ministers, Presidents, Kings & Queens, and A-listers from music, theater, TV, and movies would be excited over a 5th or 6th billed on a little watched cable TV show.

So Harry never saw Suits, but William and Catherine are huge fans of the show? Not bloody likely!😂

If she was "friends" with Eugenie, she'd know who her dad was.

William is a professional person greeter, there’s no way he was freaked out by a hug. He was probably freaked out because he could see the writing on the wall and could pick a narcissist a mile off! And the Andrew thing is so weird.

The whole hugging thing annoys me. Being British very few people hug randomly. It’s seen as intrusive; faulted; and bad manners to grab at someone you don’t know. I hate it. You don’t enter someone’s space without being invited. It does not mean we never hug. We just choose who and when we hug with. This hugging and kissing everyone is so artificial and pretentious show boating.

I call bs, she knew who Andrew was. Everyone who lives in a first-world country knows who 'Randy Andy' is.

One of many miscalculations of Harold and Fraud is underestimating William's power and influence.

I'm really grateful that you read this terrbile book so we don't have to. Hearing this, I always wonder how small the self-esteem of Harry has to be that it was so easy for Meghan to get him under her thumb in such a short time. He seems to be completely brain-washed. It's actually scary.

This comment about Andrew is really mind-blowing! How come Harry takes his girlfriend to Andrew's house and doesn't introduce her to him? How come after 20 minutes of conversation with everyone, she doesn't know who the owner of the house is? How come she met Eugenie and Fergie before and I didn't know who Andrew was? Just because Harry is an id**t, it doesn't mean that the rest of the World is too. This is crazy nonsense. Only him to fall for this. Although I don't believe it happened! It's impossible for her to arrive at Andrew's house and not being introduced to him.

If Megsy really believed Andrew was an assistant, she wouldnt even acknowledge his existence 😂

Meghan lived in Canada, you know, where The Queen is on the currency.....yet she's clueless

A college friend of Meghan said that Meghan had a habit of lying, but that you could always tell: Meghan's inventions were always too perfect, too ideally suited to the story she was telling. I think W&C could easily have been Suits fans. But it also seems "too perfect". It is almost exactly what would HAVE to happen in a romantic comedy about a minor actress meeting a prince.

My theory about the claim that William and Catherine were huge fans of 'Suits': I think they already knew Harry was dating Meghan, and had learned her background. I think whoever provides security for the Royal Family has someone constantly monitoring Harry because he is such a loose cannon, they need to know what he does and who he associates with in order to head off any trouble. William and Catherine had to wait for Harry to bring it up himself (after all, so many of his relationships just peter out, this one could have too) and then pretended that they were learning it for the first time from him. Maybe they did watch some episodes of Suits once they realized that this one might be serious. So they could talk about her a bit more readily if Harry thought they knew about her from her TV work; if they'd said "Oh yes, Agent Whatsisname already told us about her - divorced American actress, right?' Harry would have been furious. Note that Charles already knew something about her - asking about her acting in a soap opera - so he also had been briefed on her. I don't think there were too many surprises when they finally got to meet her.

Megs ask, "who is that man?" Harold responds "oh he's the guy that was always with Epstein when you were hanging out at the SoHo House." Megs responds, "Oh yeah, that guy." I knew I remembered him from somewhere."

They did initially say that Fergie had to show her how to curtsy. Then they changed it to Harry showed her. As with everything they change with the wind direction.

Fergie just did an interview for her new novel and was asked about Meg. She said she really didn't know her and only spoke to her briefly at the Queen's funeral. Also don't buy that the queen asked about Meg's interest in politics. Royal protocol is that they don't engage in politics because they are to represent everyone. So I find it hard to believe that the first thing out of her mouth to M would be what her political stance was. LOVE your channel.

harry's just mean and angry about everything and at everyone all the time. I don't know how he gets through his days. I feel like at first the family pandered to him because they felt sorry for him but then eventually just gave up because he never changed and never grew up . Still a sulky little boy but now with a very mean streak. Ps I can't get over harry voice...it's is so funny!! Thank you for sharing.

I actually REALLY appreciate long episodes because I listen to them while I work. And who wants to constantly switch videos when you’re working? An hour+ is perfect.

As far as not knowing who Andrew was.....she's there to meet the family. Harry didn't say, "And this is my Uncle Andy"? Eugenie didn't say, "This is my dad"? NO ONE introduced him? I'm calling BS.

I suspect William just didn't like her. It is allowed.

It's really odd how Harold never speaks about his grandfather. If the Queen popped in after church, wouldn't she be with her husband ? They always attended church together.

I don't buy the who was the Queen's assistant. It was Andrew's house, he didn't introduce his uncle?

If she had ate the calamari at lunch it would not have taken until that night to get sick if it was food poisoning! She obviously ate and drank too much at dinner!

I love the longer episodes- even with the length I hate getting to the end, and can't wait for the next one.

Maybe Meg trying to cover for her yacht girl days with Andrew by pretending she didn’t know (really know) him?!

I think she asked who the assistant was because she recognized him from somewhere else 😅😅😅 How important was the assistant to ask who he is? The queen of English is in front of you, and you are more interested in the assistant!!!!! She never asked who the butler was!

I very much doubt that they would be in Andrew's house and she was introduced to every one except the master of the house, the father of her good friend, uncle of Harry, second son of the queen 😳

I truly believe the 'Will & Catherine being religious fans of suites' story was the best! Better than the frozen todger, laying next to the sleepy lion, him breaking up with his gf's not the other way around, Africa airlines pilot & crew begging Smegma (meg) for pics, and the infamous dog bowl story. Will & Kate being religious suites fans made me side-hurt laughing! The audacity . . . His brain is so gone from drugs he probably thinks people will believe that bs! 😂

Mentally and emotionally he’s stuck at about age 14.

When H was with Chelsy, for 7 years, they spent a lot of time as a foursome with William and Catherine, who both liked her very much. So what a load of bs for him to say he has been yearning to be W&C's equal with a partner of his own for years. He'd already had that, and messed it up by cheating on her.

I'm Canadian and live a couple hundred miles from where Suits was filmed and never heard of it at the time.

I absolutely love your channel. You're helping me through chemo, and I have shared you with all my chemo buddies. You rock!

Never heard of Suits or MM.

Thanks!

Just love your Harry voice. That’s how my brain hears him now 😂 sounds like Dobby!

Her pretending to not know p andrew is to cover meeting him previously on yachts!!

I DO remember the story about how Fergie taught Meghan to curtsy, in the Oprah interview, then it changed in the Netflix documentary/reality show.

Not once as a Brit has anyone ever said second son. Normal people would say my uncle, dad's brother or her son. It's ridiculous

When Harry told William and Kate "who she is" H was dating, they were probably either a) being polite, by pretending they'd heard of MM; or b) they were joking, winding him up by pretending they were big fans. Also William wouldn't have gushed over a female actor in front of Kate like that, in case it looked like he fancied her.

harry has gone from most peoples favourite royal to being the most whiney one who lives off his mothers legacy

Thank God you read this book for me. You have the ability to find the humor in it. I would have thrown the book out the window with his whinnying. Also clearly MeGain is a saint and save “H” from hisself… lol😂

The scene with Andrew as an assistant is a cover up. To make sure her yatch girl days coming out aren't legit.

The "safety first" remark in the car, was a little reminder to him that his Mother died. I thought it was a low thing to say because it certainly doesn't do him any good.

I have a really hard time believing the Andrew/assistant story. Do you mean to tell me that you are introducing your girlfriend to the family for the first time & completely ignore your uncle, a royal prince, who is sitting in the same room? My BS meter is going off on that one!

Of course, William had never met her, the hug shocked him

Why does this book read like Meg was Harry’s first romantic encounter? He had other long term girlfriends who he introduced to the family. But it’s like he has no reference points!

If they’d been sitting, talking altogether in the room with the queen, fergie and Prince Andrew of course she would know who he was, doh!

I personally LOVE the hour long episodes. Makes my workout just fly by.

Meghan used to be a "Yahte Girl" & she had met Prince Andrew long before she met Harry!

Thanks Cheere. Firstly I don't believe anything Harry says - they met almost 7 years ago and because he was so besotted at the time, he did not see things clearly - he was like he was on a love drug, pheromones. Secondly, enough with this hug thing. Meghan should know - just by decent manners - you don't run up and hug someone that you've met for the first time, unless it's a light little touch to kiss on each cheek. He blames his family - nothing is ever her mistake. Thirdly, she googled the heck out of him and his family. She lived in a Commonwealth country (The Queen is on some of the currency!) and was friends with Eugenie - which she couldn't have been close friends because she didn't know Andrew was her father. She played Harry like a fiddle.

Your long videos are the ones I always watch. Love them.

Never ever heard of Suits or her before him. Also, didn’t know she was biracial.

I definitely think you should read “Revenge” next. It will fill in a lot of blanks that Harry leaves out and it gives context to things Harry is very vague about.

I love all these wonderful videos. You are an absolute delight. Every expression; voice inflection make me smile and I rarely laugh these days, but you can make me laugh out loud. Your insight into the world and all the knowledge you bring to this channel is amazing. I am so exasperated with these two “royals” and feel they will never be put in their place; but when you talk about them, you do put them where they belong. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Please don’t stop reading to us. You bring sunshine into my lonely little world.

Revisiting these “Spare” episodes every evening after work. Great insight and laughs galore... You make these two buffoons so entertaining.

Other stories say that she knew exactly who Andrew was, and needed to make it seem like she had never seen him before.

She s bent on imposing her way and doesnt care on respecting others' space & traditions unless it benefits her. Once that door is opened, she ll be offended & angry when things dont go as she desires

The harry voice is and accent is priceless…..omg. I’m just getting caught up…this is gold…😂😂😂😂

I live in Canada and had never heard of suits or Meghan Markle! There is no was William and Katherine watched that show!

Hiya, iv literally watched hundreds of H & M videos, but i only found you yesterday, where you been hiding?? iv laughed so hard at your impersonations of them your literally spot on, and i hope to watch many more, Thanks Denise, love from the Uk xx

Who’s that guy Eugenie keeps calling dad?

Regarding the Andrew, "Who's your grandma's assistant holding her purse?" question, Harry, you simpleton, did she ask about the other 30 assistants? Or bodyguards? No, just Andrew huh? How is this man so far removed from people skills he can't see that was a setup to intentionally appear like she had no idea who he was??! He should've had some training in personalities, like hustlers, players, con-artists, etc. if anything to protect the crown. It only takes 1 and the whole house will suffer, as we're seeing now.

If you were a fan of a show and your friend told you that they were dating someone on the show, wouldn't the first question be "Oh wow, what character does she play?" Rarely do you know characters by the actors' actual name. You refer to them as Rachel, Monica, etc.

It’s Brilliant, Thank You. I am listening with my earplugs in, and l am getting my housework ( which l bloody hate doing) done in half the time. I would never had read the book, but listening to you, l love how you make it fun.😂😂😂😂

Ugh! Shook my head in disbelief at most of this. It is sickening how she plays him like a fiddle 🎻 and takes advantage of his insecurities. Great commentary. I too see her fingerprints all over this book.

I like the longer episodes. Fun to listen to while weeding!😃

Much of this dialogue in the book sounds like old 80’s song lyrics!

The Andrew/assistant story is ludicrous! She’s supposed to be so close to Eugenie but doesn’t realize that’s Eugenie’s FATHER?! That’s a joke!

Catching up here after your wonderful reading of Revenge. I still think his bedroom being turned into a dressing room is hilarious!

One more thought, I think he was more nervous about William meeting her because his intuition is already telling him that this is not the girl for him and William would be able to see that more clearly than anyone.

Hugger or or not, Prince William is an heir to the British throne. One does not just go in for a hug. He regularly meets foreign dignitaries and A-list celebrities, and I doubt any of them just hug him without his consent upon first meeting. The arrogance of this woman to think that after a couple of dates with his brother, she can just swoop in and embrace the future king of England. To him, she is just some d-list actress who has known his brother for a few months. If previous girlfriends curtsied, then yes William may have expected it. Otherwise, he was probably just taken aback by her appallingly bad manners. That doesn’t make him a jerk. Does the queen really just pop by unexpectedly after church? I would imagine that people are given advance notice that she is coming to their home. Meaning there would have been time to reschedule H and M’s visit. You know, to give her some time in learning what is expected of her when she meets the Queen rather than learning it on the fly in the garden rom com style. I think if the meeting happened this way, it was them “coincidentally” coming to the house at the same time as the queen. They were the ones who just popped by. And we’re expected to believe that not one person bothered to introduce Prince Andrew to the no name actress while she was a guest in his home for the first time? Puh- lease.

After 4th date, he was introducing her to family. Can anyone see why W+C were cautious? And how right were they?

It's ridiculous that Harry prefaced to Meghan that she is supposed to curtsy to the Queen, or to His Father, but not to William? He didn't impress upon her that regardless of William being Harry's brother, she should still be appropriate and respectful by curtsying and offering an handshake since he is a prince and there is a hierarchy. If the Queen sticks to protocol and doesn't receive hugs from strangers, neither should William or Catherine. Heck, the Cambridge children should also be given curtsys and handshakes upon being met. Just because they are "off-duty" does not mean they stop being royalty.

Lol "smart dog" Lupo knew...

Did Harry never introduce a girlfriend to his family before MM?

Hi I live by an airport and grew up by one the planes do not bug me at all. I love your channel ❤

Thanks again. The feeling I get is he is so stressed introducing her to his family that the whole thing would be so uncomfortable for everyone except mm. She would just bulldoze her way forward and he would worry that someone would upset her. No wonder he always looks a nervous wreck. Why would you remember who spoke to who? Also why is this worth putting in the book nothing really happened and there was no understanding of anyone else. So predictable we could prob write it ourselves. 💎🙏💕🐨

I had never heard of her or the show.

I’m never put off by an hour long broadcast ❤️

I really like the hour long videos because I listen to them during my morning and evening walks. Thank you so much! 💓

I had never heard of Suits and I watch a lot of Netflix and Prime shows.

I just cannot get over how immature and asinine these two are.. Or how unbelievably important she thinks she is.. And same with him now

Who refers to their uncle as their grandmother's second son? 😆🤣

In the Netflix doco they say they met W & C at Nott Cot and M was barefoot in ripped jeans ???? Fact checkers day off ???

I just had something hit me out of the blue. The story on Netflix was, or at least I thought it was, that the first time Meghan met William and Catherine, she was wearing holey jeans and barefooted, and now we hear that she met William before Catherine, so the story of both of them cringing when she hugged them during their first meeting, wearing said holey jeans and barefoot, doesn't add up. According to Harry she met William and then at a later date met Catherine? This rendition of the story...SHE went to meet William, and Catherine wasn't home, did she show up at their house barefoot? Why can't they get their stories straight.

William has met strangers his whole life. He's friendly and can be tactile if he thinks it's appropriate. I imagine the claw just launched at him unexpectedly. This is like the arsewipes podcast and just a way to get back at perceived slights

I live in N.Ireland and never heard of this show.

I'm addicted to listening to this!

I have never seen an episode of Suits. I hadn't heard of MM until her association with Prince Harry. I wasn't racist -- I had no idea she was of mixed heritage. She is so full of herself.

Most people in the UK hadn't even heard of suits until it was mentioned after Harry made public his relationship.

Love the hour longs such fun to listen to..thank you 👏🇬🇧

3.. That makes 3 different curtsy stories now...Opera interview, netflix, now book...none the same

If W+C watch TV shows, it is popular shows in the UK so they can follow the public conversations when they meet people. Next would be what is popular in the Realms and Commonwealth.

Your videos are so funny, insightful and the best thing on KZfaq right now. I'm so happy when they pop up. Thank you!

Im Canadian and I did not know anything about the show Suits. Watched it after she married Harry.

So Harry introduced Meghan to only the Queen, Eugenie & her husband, but ignored everyone else in the room?

I think Harry is a pathological liar, the “Suits” BS kills me, I’ve never seen it, heard of it, neither has anyone I know. It takes two to tango, instead of being so disrespectful to Camilla what about Charles? He’s the one who had the family he was supposed to be committed to that he was stepping out on, I hate when the other woman is doing immediate branded with the Scarlet Letter, like men can’t control their little todgers so we can’t blame them! I agree William and Harry were best friends, it’s his jealousy and Megs influence/her own jealousy that have made him so scornful toward Will and Kate.

Exactly why would you ask about the Queen's 'assistant" . What business is it of hers? Very intrusive.