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@hoodiesticks7 ай бұрын
A 200% winrate implies that for each game he played and won, there's another game he hasn't played and still somehow won.
@JannPoo7 ай бұрын
Or that for each game he played he somehow won twice.
@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle85557 ай бұрын
He won both games multiple times
@MegaKBang7 ай бұрын
@@JannPooHe won so overwhelmingly that it counted twice.
@fabianwittmann81217 ай бұрын
Matches the Sun Tzu phrase at the beginning.
@ReliableDragon7 ай бұрын
I mean, that is an entirely valid way to describe the game where his opponent resigned immediately. He didn't play, but still won.
@MrMisterkrazy7 ай бұрын
Y'all are 100-rated commenters. Any grandmaster could see that Simp sacrificed a math baiting you to blunder an engagement by correcting him. Checkmate.
@a.random.cat.227 ай бұрын
what the f-
@mitchratka36617 ай бұрын
Ah but you see as a grandmaster commenter I properly responded with the "don't say shit" variation
@Player-df7ny7 ай бұрын
yeah, but he got you too. and me as well. but we sacrificed ourselves for the greater good.
@ggtragicsansbro64957 ай бұрын
Nah you see... He didn't trick them. He tricked both them AND you! He knew that by sacrificing math his viewers would blunder engagement and then you would blunder engagement by trying to one up them! It was his plan all along! Even this comment... IS PART OF A HIS PLAN!!!!
@Player-df7ny7 ай бұрын
@@ggtragicsansbro6495 yeah. thats what i said too. and i made this mistake again. but still, it's a win win, since we get to chat and they get favorable algorythm.
@LegendRidham7 ай бұрын
According to my 6 dreadful years for Degree in Maths, the win rate is still 100%
@kaisalmon16467 ай бұрын
100% + 100% = 200%, obviously Looks like you fell for tuition fee scam, sorry you had to find out this way
@privet20_commie7 ай бұрын
Permaban
@ferallemur7 ай бұрын
You forgot that he previously played a game as black that his opponent resigned. That's where the other 100% comes from. Easy mistake to make, could have happened to anyone.
I didn’t expect a legit Sun Tzu quote, after all those years.
@roma5407 ай бұрын
This is a fake quote: There is no convincing evidence that Sun Tzu spoke modern English
@mayankjain047 ай бұрын
Uhh shit time to watch the potato war all over again. Fly high king
@TheGhostOfHallownest5 ай бұрын
His words meant winning by someone making themselves lose (tripping on a knife perhaps)
@theominouspigeon5 ай бұрын
i love the phrase "that blunders a king"
@alonsoACRАй бұрын
@@TheGhostOfHallownest Logistics and subterfuge, my friend. It's all logistics and subterfuge. Not a single battle in Ukraine was in open battlefield. Not because they can't, but because sending 5 guys to blow shit up and wound a few soldiers may bankrupt a country in the long run. Equipment is extremely expensive and veterans are an economic burden (as heartless as this may sound). Back in the day, you hit supply lines. Your soldiers get hungry, you lose. Common wisdom back then was that it's always better to immediately pull out if the supply line gets any damage (which is why castles were so effective, btw, you couldn't just circumvent them... they'll make sure you get nothing) A soldier in a medieval army (or a Roman one, really) had a good chance to see no battle in his whole career, but live through several wars. Age of retirement for a Roman soldier was 40 years old, and most did hit it.
@creeperboom98137 ай бұрын
"If a Rook or a Queen gets to my bottom, they will eat everything I have" - Chess Simp, 2023
@GabrielHenriqueFariadeLa-sz6vs7 ай бұрын
Hol'up
@SamLabbato7 ай бұрын
"this is my first time playing this gamemode" "this is actually my second game" truly astonishing
@CaulolProductions7 ай бұрын
He meant as playing the gamemode the way supossed, with the horde
@JJ_R7 ай бұрын
4:36 Your logic doesn’t hold water, not in this version of Chess anyway. There is no King for these pawns to fight for, so it stands to reason that at least some of these pawns are female.
@9nikolai7 ай бұрын
Simp is the king
@roma5407 ай бұрын
It's not called amazons chess. Case closed.
@RaceBandit7 ай бұрын
The logic runs off of the same misogyny Tequila uses to bully certain homo people to submission.
@dreamwanderer57917 ай бұрын
I (and I imagine many others) really appreciate you retried the challenge after such a bad first attempt. Kudos!
@uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk7 ай бұрын
i really hope you will do more varied content outside of silly challenges when you "run out" of variants. it's refreshing to have these videos
@jefferydavidson53477 ай бұрын
Horde Chess: 200% winrate Math Class: 0% final grade
@anime_enjoyer55077 ай бұрын
you're in great advantage.. a horde of pawns is just that dangerous
@Kamil-kv6lv7 ай бұрын
I prefer black in horde, I think black is stronger.
@arielespoir86127 ай бұрын
Well. The pawns used to be black, so it seems it was decided that the pawns were rather at a disadvantage.
@drakebalzer39507 ай бұрын
Black is stronger as it can easily break through to the backrank.
@connormoore84307 ай бұрын
"If a rook or a queen gets to my bottom, they will eat everything I have"
@theominouspigeon5 ай бұрын
ayo?
@lewisirwin53637 ай бұрын
"200% win rate"? That must have been a VERY irritating resignation the first guy pulled!
@user-iy6dt4xp5o7 ай бұрын
More accurate video title: 1 Army vs 36 Pawns
@zeroyuki927 ай бұрын
I want to see you playing this mode but in the black side (that not ended prematurely)
@LoudWaffle7 ай бұрын
This mode seems pretty fun, though I've sure it's practically solved at the higher elos.
@YuuseiKurobane7 ай бұрын
the lichess ladder is still active so i dont think its solved yet
@YourPalQWERTY7 ай бұрын
I would love to see a vid of your winning on black side of the board!
@arifezwan88937 ай бұрын
4:54 white had just promoted a pawn into a queen, and its dangerously near the black king. Fortunately for black, there is a free pawn on b5, which simultaneously protects the king. Of course he's not taking it
@maksymisaiev18287 ай бұрын
if you think about it - it is not. White has a lot of material in pawns, so if pawn on b5 will be captured by black queen, b7 still will be a move and there are only 2 options - kind evasion - queen lost, or queen captures queen and queen again lost. Black can't do anything with blocked paawns and bishop and one free knight. It was a loss as soon as it was promotion if not even earlier.
@martinxvidxb7 ай бұрын
200% win rate, nice one xD
@laislyra55127 ай бұрын
You should play this one again, it's really fun
@laurenzwegler71417 ай бұрын
ye thats how percent works
@Strill_7 ай бұрын
Seems like the horde has a pretty powerful advantage. Not sure what the strategy is for the regular army.
@drakebalzer39507 ай бұрын
Sacrifices minors for two pawns and try to destroy either the A or H file until a piece can get to the backrank.
@GabrielHenriqueFariadeLa-sz6vs7 ай бұрын
@@drakebalzer3950Sacrifices WHAT?!
@drakebalzer39507 ай бұрын
@@GabrielHenriqueFariadeLa-sz6vs I refuse to take back nor reworf my statement.
@rosepinkskyblue7 ай бұрын
You won more games than you played? This is some interstellar shit
@San-lh8us7 ай бұрын
no, it's basic math, 100% win rate from the first game + 100% win rate from the second game = 200% win rate. It's not rocket science or something like that, but i get some people are just bad at math, i don't blame you
@itsQuilow7 ай бұрын
0:19 BAPTISM IN FIRE FOURTY TO ONE
@Atlasbr0017 ай бұрын
You should play This mode again with Black pieces, since is basically a while diferent game
@bartolhrg76096 ай бұрын
At the end black Qb5 would be an interesting move
@erichsu33257 ай бұрын
You also completed the challenge of video lasting for longer than 5 minutes kekw
@Olothur7 ай бұрын
I immediately thought 1510 mmr has something to do with Sun Tzu citation, and that his first opponent disconnected or something. Got almost right!
@M1Miketro7 ай бұрын
"Sun Zoo" - Chess Simp, Nov 2023
@mrgw987 ай бұрын
What song is used when introducing the chess variant?
@minemode96377 ай бұрын
pawn storm incoming!
@Fungo47 ай бұрын
I wonder if there's a version like this called Bee Chess, where you also get one written but it cannot die or you lose.
@charles38407 ай бұрын
Yet another comment encouraging you to play 5D Chess with Multiversal Time Travel.
@littleladlarry7 ай бұрын
I want to see what you did to that poor guy that resigned in 5 moves
@farouqbaiti43157 ай бұрын
That variant is rare.😲😲😲😲😲
@user-cmcumm7 ай бұрын
so we gonna ignore that from 0:27 to 0:52 there's an accidental scaramouche battle theme?😂
@BigDBrian7 ай бұрын
wdym accidental
@VictorPenteado7 ай бұрын
Is this variant a fair game? Both black and white have equal chances?
@Rudy1377 ай бұрын
man I wish I could have 200% winrate at chess :(
@j1i3j3i77 ай бұрын
How to win this with black? The best you can do is to sacrifice all pieces and try to get stale mate, or am i wrong
@Your_average_Sky_fan7 ай бұрын
just find a way to get your queen or rook to the back rank and go from there
@whitecrayon32817 ай бұрын
@@Your_average_Sky_fan I feel like even if you get a Queen to the back rank, you won't be able to eat all the pawns up before they push and promote. Definitely an interesting game mode though and hope he plays another as black.
@Your_average_Sky_fan7 ай бұрын
@@whitecrayon3281 then use the other pieces
@12321dantheman7 ай бұрын
pawns are actually genderless, like worker ants
@raevar97797 ай бұрын
worker ants are female. Their reproductive organs are just reduced in a way so that they are not fertile.
@lonelyPorterCH7 ай бұрын
Not sure, if this is balanced or not^^
@petersmythe64627 ай бұрын
Pawns can: •Change Gender •Change Religion •Change Species •Become a Building. But they can never change their color or become royalty.
@DoomSpellSkadi7 ай бұрын
How about the opposite stage
@RaceBandit7 ай бұрын
He tried it and the opponent scooped, hence the starting 1510 rating.
@adashofbitterАй бұрын
I’m not even sure I understand how black can win. Taking any pawn, at any time, basically means losing a piece. White is super OP
@shubbyshabaas7 ай бұрын
Wha
@NoomStuff7 ай бұрын
Video 23 of asking simp to play fps chess
@nicehandsomefruit99977 ай бұрын
Winning 2 games would still give you 100% win rate, not 200%...
@KAW01117 ай бұрын
Since horde chess is vastly different for different sides I think we can assume it is two games in one
@audrey70387 ай бұрын
I agree with Simp's pawn hypothesis, I too was just trudging forward until I changed gender and found that I was suddenly freer to move around and enjoy my life
@RaceBandit7 ай бұрын
You're perma banned.
@wasikancb7 ай бұрын
I'm still at the first stage. :(
@audrey70387 ай бұрын
@@wasikancbmay you find the open space to advance, and comrades to defend you as you develop