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@electricfall3 ай бұрын
This is what happens when a kid learns about chess and decides to change everything
@Obi-WanKannabis3 ай бұрын
tbh it actually seems to have interesting strategy, but who the hell is gonna devote themselves to learning strategy for some obscure variant like this
@derickd61503 ай бұрын
Yeah I quite like how different this one is
@Ilo7223 ай бұрын
I have developed a Strat for this…
@jruler933 ай бұрын
Even the dimensions of the board, by cutting out two of the four middle rows.
@nikhilprabhakar71163 ай бұрын
Like Rush Duel
@AlphactoryAT3 ай бұрын
"I don't know how any of the pieces move" - describes all but one of the pieces
@luckytrece49853 ай бұрын
wich one he doesn´t describe, i think im a little lose here.
@icyi35743 ай бұрын
@@luckytrece4985 the one that can only move horizontally/vertically one square
@RupertAndCheese3 ай бұрын
Getting snagged is to get caught in something, like catching your clothes on a branch. So a snag is a catch, or a trap. A snag is also a sausage.
@theominouspigeon3 ай бұрын
tatsy
@dipperjc3 ай бұрын
And, apparently, a kind of tree.
@GTron133 ай бұрын
@dipperjc A sausage tree
@9nikolai3 ай бұрын
Caught in a catch
@Soapromancer3 ай бұрын
@@9nikolaiwords are dumb. We should grunt at each other like real monkeys
@Chimaera2423 ай бұрын
Love the running gag of "the chinese chess knight's movement is too complicated to explain."
@carsonm72923 ай бұрын
I like that Simp did a Google images search for "snag" instead of just using a dictionary.
@theominouspigeon3 ай бұрын
i love his variant series if only there was a backwards pawns variant
@FrancoisTremblay3 ай бұрын
Try the game King of the Bridge
@theominouspigeon2 ай бұрын
@@FrancoisTremblay k
@onebear65043 ай бұрын
I guess the snag part are the useless pieces (including pawns) in a narrow board, completely hindering the movements of the actual overpowered/annoying pieces. Pretty interesting actually.
@sgas3 ай бұрын
the opponent lost by getting caught in a snag
@MrCheeze3 ай бұрын
A snag is what the overpowered grasshopper had to get caught in to not have any way to escape
@elijahhenningsen26363 ай бұрын
snag is australian for a sausage you get from the hardware store 👍
@JimCullen3 ай бұрын
This definitely got a laugh out of me, but to give Simp a serious answer, yes snag _is_ Australian slang for sausage, but that's not what it means in this context. A snag is "a problem or difficulty with something", which comes from the meaning of a snag as "a sharp part of an object which may catch, scratch, or tear objects brought into contact with it." To be caught in a snag is to be stuck on something sharp/dangerous and hard to get out of.
@WyvernAuroth3 ай бұрын
love me some bunnings snags
@vindik8or3 ай бұрын
He was caught in quite the sharp sausage in this vid.
@HazmanFTW3 ай бұрын
I was going to say the same thing. I got me a Bunnings snag today
@Dabeyoun3 ай бұрын
I would ask why do you have sausages in hardware stores but I understand that Australia.
@roma5403 ай бұрын
3:58 checkmate in 2. Technically correct. Best type of correct.
@DukeBG3 ай бұрын
The thing that has a mace for a head is called Ferz and it's a Bishop that only moves 1 square. The thing that has a vase for a head is called Wazir and it's a Rook that only moves 1 square. Basically, Ferz + Wazir = King movement. They are diagonal and straight parts of a King.
@baron20623 ай бұрын
Why
@noobplayzyt694203 ай бұрын
0:13 simp’s name(only the first letter)
@a_wild_Kirillian3 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's D. Which obviously stands for DEEZ NUTS
@nathankurtz80453 ай бұрын
Dess Chimp
@MrJed873 ай бұрын
Maybe, but I don't use my real name for my google account.
@ethermelt47803 ай бұрын
Disclaimer: I don't know how any of these pieces move Video: BTW, I already know how these pieces move
@angrymango423 ай бұрын
A snag is a debacle, or a trap, or a bad situation. Generally something that prevents you from making progress/moving forward.
@meta7gear3 ай бұрын
It's also a sausage
@KudoShinichii14123 ай бұрын
oh wow you read the comments... I think you are such wonderful youtuber and very entertaining, good job I hope you the best
@mubashirulmoula17983 ай бұрын
I think if I can play 500 games in this variant, I will be able to beat Magnum Carlos.
@klop42283 ай бұрын
You could say, when trying to come up with an intro, Chess Simp was, uh, caught in a snag
@paristhewabbit3 ай бұрын
0:15 Name-Reveal on the profile picture. Since it starts with ‘D’ and he calls the d-pawn ‘David’, it is save to assume that Simp’s first name is David.
@QuokkaWaka3 ай бұрын
This is absolutely foolproof reasoning and should be taken as scientific fact
@onebear65043 ай бұрын
It could be a second account. But yeah, possible, hopefully this comment doesn't get deleted by ChessSimp xD.
@a_wild_Kirillian3 ай бұрын
It's D. D what? Deez nuts
@justinbombach98733 ай бұрын
PERMABANNED
@San-lh8us3 ай бұрын
if i know Simp's math correctly, he actually has 200% win rate in caught in a snag, because 1) he won the game, so 100% win rate + 2) he did not lose the game, so - (negative 100%) 100% - (-100%) = 200% winrate
@NoomStuff3 ай бұрын
Video 114 of asking simp to play fps chess
@sgas3 ай бұрын
that enemy really was caught in a snag at the end
@Ilo7223 ай бұрын
Wait until he finds out about the X of tricks 💀💀💀💀💀
@giannisbaltas27023 ай бұрын
Something similar but harder 100 rated chess, but the file you start from or end up to changes every move via a random generator
@mastrheartsxiii3 ай бұрын
The snag part is because it’s hard to pin down the grasshopper
@niki82803 ай бұрын
what... the... fudge
@josiahbaker67053 ай бұрын
Well, clearly Simp isn’t Australian if he doesn’t know what a Snag is. Unless he’s bluffing
@tfk_0013 ай бұрын
Last Dance is back!
@s-305_the-crudely-drawn-hunter3 ай бұрын
Overpowered thing = General The piece that moves 1 square horizontally and vertically is a Wazir (i still have no idea how to pronounce that)
@Strill_3 ай бұрын
Vizier?
@s-305_the-crudely-drawn-hunter3 ай бұрын
@@Strill_ according to the website it's called a wazir
@theominouspigeon2 ай бұрын
wuhzeer the 1-diagonal thing is a Ferz (furz)
@itchykami3 ай бұрын
If it were me: "I already have 100% win rate. I can only reduce my glory by playing more. I will never play this game again."
@MxLexi3 ай бұрын
A snag is what Australians call a sausage if that helps
@Arisorio3 ай бұрын
We used some of those pieces before but ... wait what is with that boardsize?
@theominouspigeon3 ай бұрын
hip shape
@onebear65043 ай бұрын
It's the snag part ig. Snap means difficulty or trap as well. So the board may be intentionally made very narrow plus some useless pieces (pawns included) to hinder movement of the overpowered and annoying ones.
@gumballdarwin73693 ай бұрын
First time simp didn't change anything on the dash board
@RaceBandit3 ай бұрын
He typically leaves the dashboard alone for variants.
@JohnCollinsIsAWizard3 ай бұрын
Snag is a very good skramz band from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA.
@onebear65043 ай бұрын
1:01 that Indian is very dedicated about chess, awesome to see though xD
@choco11013 ай бұрын
The checkmate was cool, the overpowered thing blocked long range escape squares because it acts like a knight as well. The grasshopper king could have jumped to h3 or f3 but both covered by the overpowered thing (or maybe the king's AI gf)
@erenerbay3 ай бұрын
How does he play these variants when i search for them only most popular variants show up
@IamGrimalkin3 ай бұрын
4 player and varients>presse the blue dice>you have popular, featured common and extra. Custom is another option to mix rulesets and make new postions.
@TheEntireCircus053 ай бұрын
Hey you read our comments? Hi simp!!! 👋👋 :)
@Psykolord19893 ай бұрын
"I cannot explain such a complicated concept (as how Chinese Chess Knights move)" The Knights (Horses) move two spaces horizontally and one space vertically (or respectively 2 spaces vertically and one space horizontally). If there is a piece next to the horse in the horizontal (vertical) direction, the horse is blocked and the move is not allowed. So, like a standard knight, except that if there's a piece right next to your knight in the direction you want to move 2 squares, you can't jump over it. It says nothing about if there's a piece in the "minor" (one square) direction ,however.
@descar16263 ай бұрын
What's the first song in the video? 00:20 EDIT: it's HOYO-MiX - Polumnia Omnia
@tdubmorris57573 ай бұрын
theirs only so many custom pieces so it would be useful to look at them all in the position editor (click any variant and hit edit position at the bottom) switching the piece theme to classic also makes it easier to differentiate pieces imo
@abhinavsubramanian80283 ай бұрын
I still do not understand how the grasshopper moves. If someone could explain it in simple terms, it would be great.
@tcxd11643 ай бұрын
Seems like it moves in any of the 8 directions, and its allowed to move until it reaches the first piece that blocks it, at which point it must jump over said piece (and it cannot move without jumping over a piece). This is why Simp's king checked the opponent's king, as the opponent's king is adjacent to the pawn that would've been jumped over, but the opponent's king cannot check back in that position, as this doesn't apply to Simp's king.
@floriankoch99103 ай бұрын
What just happened?
@ahmedabdolghani88793 ай бұрын
Daddy simp
@lonelyPorterCH3 ай бұрын
Same, no Idea what snag is^^
@cheesydinos3 ай бұрын
uhhhh
@dvorakgigachad14443 ай бұрын
wtf is going on
@j1i3j3i73 ай бұрын
hi
@sapiensoutpost3 ай бұрын
*ANTI SPOILER BARRIER*
@fissionphoenix49953 ай бұрын
ur funy You're welcome for the comment. Hope you enjoyed. Have a nice day.
@brodylindquist97543 ай бұрын
Spoiler blocker
@benjaminoechsli19413 ай бұрын
Promoting, unlike those pawns.
@onebear65043 ай бұрын
Not enough likes for top comment yet, hopefully it accumulates later on
@Greg_Rock3 ай бұрын
I cannot express how confused I am that your grasshopper king checked their grasshopper king. Like, it can move any number of squares as long as it jumps over the first piece?
@heyyanewbie3 ай бұрын
Imagine that the grasshopper can move like a queen, except it can only move the maximum distance and will instead jump one square over the first piece it sees
@user-vt9bp2ei1w3 ай бұрын
Grasshopper king jumps over a piece and lands on the next square behind it. The black grasshopper king threatens to jump over the e2 pawn and attack d1, so the white grasshopper king jumps over the e2 pawn and lands on f3.
@amazingfireboy18483 ай бұрын
I thought "snag" was an informal word for "take".
@TheAkunoKage3 ай бұрын
That's correct, the word just has multiple meanings depending on context. You can say: "I just snagged a new jacket" but it also means "to get stuck on something", as in: "My jacket got snagged on a tree branch" Or it can be used as a noun to describe anything that something is currently stuck on: "I pulled my jacket free of the snag"
@Billiamo73 ай бұрын
16 second gang
@Thebugmaster643 ай бұрын
I'm in 38 second gang
@kaiserruhsam3 ай бұрын
if I think about baseball I can usually get 180 seconds