Have a damn good day! (Louder than everyone else)

I feel bad for Stitches to be honest. Those kids were so mean to him for no reason. He was just trying to entertain them and they straight up assaulted him.

I feel bad for the clown, he was just trying to do his job, and died for his trouble

Weird movie idea: A comedy with a similar opening to this movie, then the protagonist gets all paraniod, sets traps, stocks weapons, etcetera throughout the duration. In the end it turns out the undead clown's here to literally finish his act, and it fades to black as the zombie clown finishes a normal magic trick.

As badly as I feel for Stitches, Tommy did nothing but act bored, and rightly so since the clown's performance was not so hot. Tommy's bratty friends bullied the clown, and even then, the death was an accident. Heck, I blame Tommy's mom for leaving the dishwasher open with knives sticking out.

10:34 These Clown Eggs are how clowns keep record the makeup look for each individual clown. Each clown has a different makeup look and to ensure no two clowns have the same makeup, professional clowns paint an egg with their clown makeup and send that in (there’s a registry somewhere, but I can’t remember where).

so, the eggs are actually a real clown thing. Real life clowns are registered, they paint their face makeup onto an egg and it is stored along with the others as a way of "copyrighting" their look so that others cannot replicate it and pretend to be them. I know this because of a very silly comic about clowns chasing around the Joker mocking him for not having an egg, and thus not being a real clown.

I love this channel. It can make a dark comedy about a clown coming back from the dead sound just as terrifying as having Hannibal Lecter plotting your demise.

I feel bad for clowns, they got their reputation ruined by John and now they’ve lost all the credibility that they used to have. Clowns deserve more respect than they get, the opening scene makes me sad :(

That backstory had me rooting for the clown

Honestly, calling the police and telling them, that guy dressed as a clown just murdered several teenagers would be enough to get them to help. Even if they initially couldnt kill the clown, they would probably call in reinforcements and no matter how invincible he is, enough police officers firing and hacking at him would eventually incapacitate Stitches.

The clown god is most likely Momus, a Greek god of sarcasm, wit, and humor. He got kicked off Mount Olympus for mocking Zeus, and later became a character in French theater similar to the harlequin

Fun fact, the anti anxiety medication in this movie is a reference to nightmare on elm Street, in that movie hypnocil is a drug that the adults give the kids to stop them from dreaming.

"They're performing a ritual to the clown god" okay I already know this movie's going to be great 😂

"he recalls how to open a jar" now that had ME in stitches

I love how creative the kills are, and how some of them are based on magic tricks

Stitches didn't deserve his fate

I recognise Tommy as the same actor who played "Luke" in the Doctor Who spin off show Sarah Jane Adventures. One episode even included an evil clown. So if I had a nickel for everytime he played a character opposite a creepy supernatural clown, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but weird that it happened twice.

Dead Meat did a kill count of the movie. Apparently it's one of them low budget movies that has a lot of charm to it.

Re: Eggs. In Terry Pratchett's 'Men at Arms, the clowns would paint their individual eggs to be a facsimile of their greasepaint face designs that made them clowns. Each design was -unique- making the eggs act as an archaic form of copy-protection so that each clown was one of a kind. And as always, Awesome job!

It technically says Stitches has to finish the party right? I would pour him some shots, Stitches just needs to let loose a little

How to Survive Stitches Don't hire a clown for a kid's birthday. The End.

Did the knife get into the clown's eye? If so that's some nice foreshadowing, with the clown car missing a headlight

Stitches is one of those films that should work but it does and comedian ross noble does a grand job at this film.

“These kids are having the time of their lives” Ah yes. One of those statements that in any other situation is entirely benign. When Cinema Summary says it though, it feels like anything but

The kids picking on him in the start hurt my soul! Yeah he probably should of been more enthusiastic but it’s kind of sad.

Fun fact is each clown registers their official look to Clowns International. They do this by putting their individual look on an egg. It's called the clown egg register.

Stitches actually seems similar to a revenant, cursed with undeath for his regrets and unfinished business

"okay tommy here knows that he's cursed out a dead clown come back from the grave to seek vengeance after dying a death by knife to the face" What a sentence XD

We all know the killers are doomed when they see Cinema Summary.

The scenario could have been avoided if the parents checked the clowns ratings And he could have done a slightly better performance, like instead of saying "who wants a balloon animal? Sorry I can only make dogs" He could of said "Who wants a balloon dog?"

Lol Ross Noble (the guy who plays the clown) is a super popular comedian here in the UK. He was perfect for that role XD

Actually I think Stitches is a revenant. Revenants are reanimated corpses that have supernatural powers.

I can’t decide whether it would be good to be with this dude in a dangerous situation or bad, I don’t know whether he would want to work with me or use me as a human shield……I love this channel….. sorry I don’t know his name, I need to learn that he’s great at these videos

Best way to beat stitches is just simply don’t hire a birthday clown in the first place

As a Irish man I can tell you from experience, this is how clowns act at parties

This is one of my favorite campy horror movies. I love the "human balloon animal" 😂

Sometimes these videos are better than the movies themselves

I love how to beat channel. It is so clear, not too long to get to the point and always gives a nice laugh here and then.

Ross Noble being a killer clown?! Gotta watch this now! 🙂👏🏻👏🏻

My opinion is that who places a knife facing upwards in the dish washer open? The mom really killed him because she left the washer wide open and exposed. That's dangerous, and anyone could have died

Who’s day become instantly better when our GOAT cinema summary uploads? Have a damn good day!

Please keep making these quality videos. I’ll literally never get sick of it! Always looking forward to the next video 😊

I love watching these in the background because I’ll tune out while he’s talking about the guy getting bullied then I’ll tune back in to him talking about how to create an explosive using household supplies

Man i feel bad for the clown 😂

i watched this movie a few years back and seeing it now being talked about brings back memories lol.

17:58 the rabbit looks so traumatized after seeing a teenagers stomach for 0.1 seconds

The egg is how real life professional clowns "trademark" their makeup.

Do “how to beat the insane 80s yuppie in American Psycho”

I’m only ten minutes in and I already want to watch this movie but come on let’s be honest we have howtobeat explaining the movie for us and I swear that’s gotta be better then watching the movie right?

He’s not a demon he’s a revenant

I really enjoyed this movie. I cheered for a heroic clown to avenge himself on nasty, little monsters.

Imagine inviting one person to your house for movies and beer, only for them to show up with 29 other people

Being chased by a evil clown (that he killed) while high af sounds like an interesting horror movie concept

Sometimes im glad that he blurs injuries sometimes im mad. Man am i glad that he blured the injuries in this one

Dang, We knew the price to be risen as a immortal would be expensive but never expected it to be as expansive as a egg! Also, another great video as usual! Keep up the amazing work.

He's a bad egg. This movie had me in stitches.

I would LOVE to watch a Horror Slasher where they cut up the undying villain into different cages or something at the end that would be so bad ass

Bruh I thought he said the kid was ancient but he was just anxious

it was his 10th birthday, 6 years later he's 16 and asking if his friends wanna come to his house to party and drink beer when the legal drinking age is 18?

Well, at least this shows a lesson “Snitches get Stitches”

How tf did you record this without dying of laughter

My mom’s friend is stitches in this movie and there is a new movie coming out soon called Mean One with a killer grinch.

"If it were me, I'd hit the mystery box to get a raygun and blast stitches in a black hole while I simultaneously summon the kraken to fight God and end the universe so that I win"

Hearing someone not from Ireland try to pronounce Enniskerry is something I didn't know I needed

Watched this movie purely because of Ross Noble the comedian playing the clown. Surprisingly good movie. If you haven't seen any of Ross's comedy work, go watch him!

ive watched this movie about 20 times cant wait to watch this video.

so...the egg is interesting, when a clown "graduates" they have to register their unique makeup with a "clown egg"

Also i love your videos but not all of them because some of them gave me nightmares like ''how to beat evil mom in babadook'' that one made me check my closets every day and every room

Well, the drinking age is a lot Laura and Ireland. Having an Irish friend helps with that, anyway, if there is a curse going on, he could easily go to any number of Celtic sources, library, or Covid or any other place to get that information, it’s a lot of supernatural stuff and people. about it at least the older folk. The other things can possibly be hitting this if you don’t know much about your opponent and you’ll end up fumbling through it like this kid dead. The funny thing over here on this side of the pond is if you’re too smart of a kid and you start asking things of the adults really don’t wanna be bothered with you and I kind of blew you off. But plain, a sympathy card may actually get you some access to stuff.

Show some love guys. This man's a legend

“Reggie went outside to have a cigarette, but that was his biggest mistake“… I feel you Reggie that was one of the biggest mistakes of my life also

I Love this channel and i'll bing watch these even the ones i've already watched

I've been waiting for this ! Thank you so much HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY AND CONTINUE BEING GREAT

I love these type of channels! I just finished watching a purge video on one of these channels and now I’m going on to this one.

How to beat these types of movies......... MAKE SURE THIS GUYS ON MY TEAM LIKE Damn YOUR SMART plus have a damn good day

This guy posts faster then i wake up in the morning.

Also somehow you make the scariest movies less scarey, thanks

Clown : im going to finish my show How to beat : Containemend is necesscary

28:00 this is the first time I’ve ever heard of real world vampire hunters. You learn something new everyday

I could've sworn when I saw the title that this was that movie about the dude that put on a clown costume and then couldn't get it off.

Honestly, I watch this videos strictly for a summary of the movie

I love how much research you did for this video.

Honestly i would ask the other clowns how to appease Stiches 's soul. They might not answer or help, but most of all if it was a accident an children involved they might aid out of sympathy.

NTA, stitches deserved better honestly Edit: Tommy's bangs are actually bothering me sm, that part where his face isn't covered looks like a triangle.

Man found it critical to mention the missed basketball shot😂😂

Oh, my gods, hidden memory unlocked lol my friends and I watched this movie at a sleepover in high school. I think we switched to a different movie is it wasn't scary.

Stitches doesn’t look like he was following the clown code :/ I did not expect to recognise Ross noble in this XD

this channel can make every trash film look like a scientific text

I seen a lil of this when I was lil that umbrella scene scarred me for life

Omg I forgot about but loved this movie so glad you covered it

Only time I’ve ever wanted the bad guys to win 😩

Use the Celtic shields, and literally all the other religious symbols, eventually, one should work against the demon, salt, hamsas, shields, eggs, sage, all of it.

damn. that "and he misses the hoop by a mile" felt personal

i love how your suggestion is putting ied's in the mausoleum lmao

This guy will survive any apocalypse

I was really hoping that this movie was gonna be a clown legitimately hunting down little children, but I guess that would have been a stretch

Ngl for a unknown horror movie it sure is creative. This is probably the first horror movie in a while that I’ve seen that has creative kills😂

They are drunk, and you say 'lets think of a good strat to take down a demon clown..'😂

6:20 Hypnocil? Wasn't this the drug that the kids took in Freddy vs Jason so they couldn't dream?