Cinematic Excrement: Episode 144 - Absolute Proof

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Cinematic Excrement

Cinematic Excrement

10 ай бұрын

I've been reduced to reviewing the rantings of a lunatic. This is my life now.
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@poker8100
@poker8100 10 ай бұрын
“Who wants to watch a cinematic excrement review at 3 in the morning” “Oh boy 3 AM”
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 10 ай бұрын
For me, it’s 12:47.
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 10 ай бұрын
It’s been at 5pm for me.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 10 ай бұрын
It was posted at 8 am for me 😜
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 10 ай бұрын
At The Big Apple, no less! Best pet shop in town! But remember, having four baby turtles may be a cute idea, until they grow up....
@joshs2734
@joshs2734 10 ай бұрын
"Sean pisses off Republicans" needs to be a weekly series. I live for it.
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 10 ай бұрын
Pissing off republicans is a fun game.
@daniexists6
@daniexists6 9 ай бұрын
It is certainly easy. But it's soooo much fun.
@GuardianGrarl
@GuardianGrarl 8 ай бұрын
It could also work on a t-shirt.
@Reallifeintheblue
@Reallifeintheblue 6 ай бұрын
And they call everyone else snowflakes, yet have a toddler melt down if you bring up logical answers.
@adamtate5661
@adamtate5661 10 ай бұрын
Mike Lindell, the only person who got crazier after getting off crack
@henrygvidonas9573
@henrygvidonas9573 10 ай бұрын
I have enough experience with schizophrenic/psychotic people in my own life and social environment to say that I have no doubt that Mike Lindell is legitimately mentally ill and needs professional help. I don't mean this as an insult - not in any way. I wouldn't question for a minute that he actually believes everything he says. And if you look at who set up and runs his social media platform or works on his other projects, like this movie, it's pretty clear that he's being taken advantage off by scumbags who will possibly bleed him dry financially before the worst will hit him in the defamation lawsuits. MyPillow is currently falling apart, already - and once Dominion and Smartmatic are done with him, he'll be completely alone and broke.
@lutherheggs451
@lutherheggs451 10 ай бұрын
Its really not that uncommon. Drug addicts generally tend to become addicted to other things after they initially beat their addiction to drugs.
@16driver16
@16driver16 10 ай бұрын
​@Andolin414 good thing hunter is in charge of literally NOTHING in America... your mad he's lying to China ripping them off???
@16driver16
@16driver16 10 ай бұрын
No, ever schizophrenic gets worse even if they quit drugs
@Geotpf
@Geotpf 10 ай бұрын
Reportedly he once went on such a crack bender that his crack dealer cut him off. How much crack do you have to do for your crack dealer to say, I think you've done too much now?
@michaelfraser1073
@michaelfraser1073 10 ай бұрын
ah, 365 days. The movie that made Christian Grey look like good husband material in comparison.
@Falconer22
@Falconer22 10 ай бұрын
Yes! I've been waiting for Sean to review that trilogy.
@michaelfraser1073
@michaelfraser1073 10 ай бұрын
@@Falconer22 Me too. I have a feeling he'll have a lot to say about it. Especially the bit in the first movie where he forces himself on a flight attendant.
@frankieseward8667
@frankieseward8667 10 ай бұрын
@@michaelfraser1073 i want him to fo music.
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 10 ай бұрын
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but 365 Days is a love story worse than Twilight.
@davidtaylor-it9pw
@davidtaylor-it9pw 10 ай бұрын
Stockholm syndrome the movie...
@shovelmetimbers
@shovelmetimbers 10 ай бұрын
Ah yes when I’m looking for well researched political information I go straight to a pillow salesman.
@KS-PNW
@KS-PNW 10 ай бұрын
A pillow salesman who also used to be a crack addict at that... (And no, ordinarily I wouldn't mock someone for having addiction issues, shit is cunning, baffling and powerful. Having said that, watch him talk and tell me he doesn't sound like someone on the pipe..)
@LuckyPunkProd
@LuckyPunkProd 10 ай бұрын
​@@KS-PNWSomething tells me he uses an alternative to cocaine. We just don't know what it is...yet.
@TheCaptainSlappy
@TheCaptainSlappy 10 ай бұрын
Or you go to a supposedly grown adult with Yoda action figures.
@Emanon...
@Emanon... 10 ай бұрын
@@TheCaptainSlappy Great comeback, "Slappy". My first premise for trusting information, is for the person that can string a coherent fucking sentence together. Your guy is 0 for 1 right out of the gate, Cap.
@TheCaptainSlappy
@TheCaptainSlappy 10 ай бұрын
@@Emanon... Remember- I have no need to pray before the ego of a small-time youtuber. But apparently...you do.
@christophercruz1084
@christophercruz1084 10 ай бұрын
Republicans when they win the election: "You LOST liberals, get over it!" Republicans when they lose the election: (Raids Capitol Hill)
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 8 ай бұрын
Out of fairness [as I'm from the UK so it's not my fight] I do need to point out #NotMyPresident from 2016 and anger at the alleged 'stolen' election in 2000 [although neither went as far as 2020 did]. There was also many Republicans who publicly accepted defeat in 2020 and former president George W. Bush condemned the 2021 Capitol riot. Similar to how in the UK there was demands to 're-run' the 2016 Brexit referendum which is hardly democratic [Full disclosure- I voted 'No' to it and think it was a big mistake but the majority voted 'Yes' so we have to stick by it]. #NotMyPrimeMinister trended on line and there were minor protests over the 2019 UK General Election [won by the right leaning Conservatives] when that wasn't even close [Conservatives getting 11% more votes than second place and nearly 150 more seats].
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 6 ай бұрын
Republicans and hypocrisy are synonymous.
@peterkrug4124
@peterkrug4124 6 ай бұрын
Hypocrisy, thy name is conservatives.
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 ай бұрын
Yes, when they're crying I remind them of *SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP* 😏
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 Ай бұрын
I always said that if Trump had won, he'd have boasted that the election was incredibly secure with no fraud whatsoever. You all know I'm right.
@6twister428
@6twister428 10 ай бұрын
Hey kids, is Dinesh D'Souza too rational for you? Well go ahead and let Mike Lindell take you on the last train to crazy town.
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 10 ай бұрын
ALLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARD!!! AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@ahniandfriends123
@ahniandfriends123 10 ай бұрын
​@@louisduarte8763✨️🎶ThE tOxiiiC gOSsip TrAiiiin🎶!✨️✨️✨️✨️🪕🪕🪕🪕💥
@multilad816
@multilad816 10 ай бұрын
Or Conservative Clown World
@robotrix
@robotrix 9 ай бұрын
Speaking of people being sued for false information about the 2020 election - specifically in Georgia (2000 Mules)
@jjb1908
@jjb1908 8 ай бұрын
​@@robotrixMike Lindell got accused for False Advertisment for his my pillow thing. I find it funny that he would think people would listen to him about supposed election fraud
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 10 ай бұрын
“Since the definition of “Incredible” means “Not Credible”, I would agree.” I have got to reuse that line somewhere!
@MrAspiringactor
@MrAspiringactor 10 ай бұрын
18:14 Please don't blame Maddie for that; it's well documented she was directed to act that way by Sia and she was actually afraid her performance would come off like it was making fun of autistic people
@spookyspice596
@spookyspice596 10 ай бұрын
She was also a minor at the time and actors already have very little agency in the projects they take part in as it is, but that especially applies to minors.
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 10 ай бұрын
Maddie had more sense than Sia. Sia went full simple jack, and Maddie wanted none of that.
@MrAspiringactor
@MrAspiringactor 10 ай бұрын
@@daelen.cclark And she was 14
@redjed100
@redjed100 10 ай бұрын
To be fair, that was implied in “Tropic Thunder,” too.
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 10 ай бұрын
Ngl I get some MJ vibes from Sia. As in "While it might not be actual child molestation, it's setting off more red flags than the USSR.'
@christownsend552
@christownsend552 10 ай бұрын
In the immortal words of George Carlin on politics " it's all bullshit and it's bad for you"
@andysee6996
@andysee6996 10 ай бұрын
All we got left on the Razzie Worst Picture list is an overly happy-go-lucky musical on Princess Diana and an overly angsty movie about Marilyn Monroe.
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 10 ай бұрын
Brace yourselves
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 10 ай бұрын
Movies I have never heard of...
@freakfoxvevo7915
@freakfoxvevo7915 10 ай бұрын
All we got left so far. Given Smeghead's schedule, he should also be able to cover the worst picture of 2023
@timtheskeptic1147
@timtheskeptic1147 10 ай бұрын
Considering that Oliver! The Musical beat 2001: A Space Odyssey for best picture, I've no hope.
@karahughes7074
@karahughes7074 10 ай бұрын
Wait...there's a happy-go-lucky Princess Diana musical? Er...do they ignore her tragic death or am I missing something? Never mind, at least I now know not to watch it - ever
@catfoy8888
@catfoy8888 10 ай бұрын
Wow I can't believe we're almost done with this series
@yashasvirallabandi9070
@yashasvirallabandi9070 10 ай бұрын
Just 2 more episodes, right? Cause the 2023 episode won't be until next year
@54GodzillaFan
@54GodzillaFan 10 ай бұрын
Same here. I first started watching this guy when Inchon! was his most recent review! I do wonder what he'll do after the Razzie Worst Picture winner project is over.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 10 ай бұрын
Dang 😅
@multilad816
@multilad816 10 ай бұрын
Let viewers vote for the next milestone review and theme review months?
@robertlemond371
@robertlemond371 8 ай бұрын
@@54GodzillaFanlikely razzie nominees
@Zice033
@Zice033 10 ай бұрын
To quote an actual movie….”You Did It. the Crazy Son Of A Bitch, you did it.”
@grizzly_manbanimation8436
@grizzly_manbanimation8436 10 ай бұрын
I got that quote. Sorry not sure what else to say.
@Havoc800
@Havoc800 10 ай бұрын
Nothing like getting ABSOLUTE PRROF from a cocaine fueled Pillow salesman.
@danielvandersall6756
@danielvandersall6756 10 ай бұрын
Oh, no, it's OK--he switched to Crack in the 90's and used until prayer miraculously stopped his addiction--in 2009. So it only took about 20 years, bankruptcy, and the loss of his first wife before prayer fixed everything.
@Havoc800
@Havoc800 10 ай бұрын
@@danielvandersall6756 I forgot that Prayer fixed absolutely nothing. lol
@danielvandersall6756
@danielvandersall6756 10 ай бұрын
@@Havoc800 If you actually believed and had faith, OK. I highly doubt Lindell has any commitment to follow God beyond using it to fleece people.
@cazub123
@cazub123 10 ай бұрын
Libertarians are watching...... now shake it baby! Give us what we want.
@lordpenn
@lordpenn 10 ай бұрын
"They're suppressing cancel culture." --Mike Lindell 2021
@45641560456405640563
@45641560456405640563 10 ай бұрын
That was just a gorgeous line.
@peterkrug4124
@peterkrug4124 6 ай бұрын
A word of caution: Don't misunderestimate Lindell.
@flashrobbie
@flashrobbie 10 ай бұрын
Thank you, Smeghead. I just hope you guys get back to your normal abnormal soon.
@joshfacio9379
@joshfacio9379 10 ай бұрын
14:45 thats not a fade out, thats the cameramans pov as hes falling asleep then jolts back awake.
@DeetotheDubs
@DeetotheDubs 10 ай бұрын
Ah, good ole Zuckabutt and his Meataverse. Why anyone takes Lindell seriously is beyond me. Oh, that's right. The same reason I was given IRL, by an actual human being, on why they liked Trump, "He's good at making money." KrimsonRogue did a good review of the '365 Days' book. If you can stomach it, that is. Thanks for taking this one to the dome for us, Sean. Funny and witty as always.
@superpan218
@superpan218 10 ай бұрын
At least Mark Zuckerburg didn't rename his social media platform like Elon Musk did when he renamed Twitter as "X". Stupid Elon Musk. And here I thought he was a brilliant genius, but he's nothing but a phony.
@bancoran
@bancoran 10 ай бұрын
Trump IS good at making money...into less money.
@andysee6996
@andysee6996 10 ай бұрын
Mark Zuckerberg's problem isn't that he's dumb, he was smart enough to help make Facebook. His problem is that because he made Facebook and turned into a social media monopoly, he convinced himself that he is both mentally and genetically fit to be a techno emperor. It should also be mentioned that there were probably several dozen other groups trying to beat him to the Facebook punch and thousands of people who knew something Facebook-esque was around the corner. Mark was just ruthless and charismatic enough to convince us all to use Facebook.
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 10 ай бұрын
And I think Brad Jones/The Cinema Snob reviewed every 365 Days flick.
@MrGared22
@MrGared22 10 ай бұрын
​@@louisduarte8763 Oh yeah, I loved how on one hand he was so amused that Netflix had unadultered smut, but on the other hand he was bored out of his skull with everything else.
@moon993
@moon993 10 ай бұрын
I've been waiting for this episode of Cinematic Excrement for a few years. Finally, it has been released.
@Falconer22
@Falconer22 10 ай бұрын
Republican here. I don't cancel ppl for having different political opinions. Why would I? Love your videos, Sean!
@lutherheggs451
@lutherheggs451 10 ай бұрын
Literally nobody does. That's just something that the "special" usually MAGA moron types pretend in some sad attempt to turn themselves into some sort of martyr. The only "republicans" that generally run into that problem are the lower IQ ones like James Woods, Scott Baio etc. who want to constantly fart out their political opinions to anyone and everyone as if anyone actually wants to hear them, to the point that it becomes problematic and people just don't want to deal with them at that point. People like TIm Allen and Tom Selleck who are both republicans have zero issues getting work constantly.
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 10 ай бұрын
I really hope there’s more good ones like you out there. I also really hope that doesn’t sound condescending.
@chrismartindale7840
@chrismartindale7840 10 ай бұрын
Well this review shouldn't piss off real Republicans. Lindell, Trump, and his cult are actually Fascists.
@TheRoxBox99
@TheRoxBox99 8 ай бұрын
I believe there are plenty of good Republicans out there, I know a couple myself who are absolutely great people. It's just that the loudest voices hold the worst opinions, and that's what gets played on the news 24/7.
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 8 ай бұрын
​@legofan7499 yeah it is a shame.
@SlyDante
@SlyDante 10 ай бұрын
In fairness, I should point out that the Razzies weren't really cheating by nomination Absolute Proof and Music, despite coming out in 2021, as they were merely following the Oscars: Indeed, in response to the COVID-19 pandemic & the delay of the ceremony, the Academy changed their deadline that year from from December 31, 2020 to February 28, 2021. And as the Razzies billed themselves as the anti-Oscars of sorts, they played along by the new rules as well. Notably, with the Academy also allowing for streaming films at that year's Oscars with looser guidelines, this Razzies also began to allow streaming films this year, the Razzies followed suit there as well (hence Absolute Proof & 365 Days getting nominated), and have actually kept allowing streaming films since then, although they don't require any sort of theatrical release as well.
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 10 ай бұрын
It is very convenient though given making 'Absolute Truth' the worst picture would be very topical in early 2021 but by the 2022 ceremony no one would have cared.
@joshuabell7761
@joshuabell7761 10 ай бұрын
Oh no. God bless you, Sean. You're going to need all the help you can get.
@ryanrobotham7696
@ryanrobotham7696 10 ай бұрын
".666" And now I miss when you used to play hard rock and heavy metal over your end credits. Thanks, KZfaq Copyright!
@Stephen-to7jx
@Stephen-to7jx 10 ай бұрын
It's called the Stockholm Syndrome.
@gamestation2690
@gamestation2690 10 ай бұрын
Isn't The Taming of the Shrew also a story about Stockholm Syndrome?
@JeffreyDeCristofaro
@JeffreyDeCristofaro 10 ай бұрын
Just when I thought there couldn't be anything worse than Music - which SOOOOOO offended people with autism like me on the DEEPEST LEVEL IMAGINABLE and Sia could ROT IN HELL for all I care!!! - apparently I was proven wrong, and fortunately the Smeghead comes to the rescue to make the experience far more entertaining, undeniably at the cost of his own sanity, which remains at least half if not wholly intact.
@Macrochenia
@Macrochenia 10 ай бұрын
And for an extra layer of awful, it sounded a lot like Sia manipulated the kid into taking the title role.
@FillmGeekOfDoom
@FillmGeekOfDoom 10 ай бұрын
Rest easy. That movie seems to have TORPEDOED Sia's career. She hasn't put out any new songs since and, if she did, they don't seem to have charted. The only song of hers that got major radio play was Unstoppable, and that was because it was used in an ad.
@MrGared22
@MrGared22 10 ай бұрын
​@@Macrochenia Yeah, the way she talked about Maddie Ziegler... _yeesh._ Honestly I still cannot believe that was an actual movie, it looks more like the Simple Jack movie from Tropic Thunder that mocked exactly those kinds of movies. Edit: I wrote that last part right before seeing Sean made that exact same comparison.
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 9 ай бұрын
An ableist movie with the most pretentious title I’ve seen this far.
@dvass7253
@dvass7253 10 ай бұрын
This... urgh... "docu-movie" is essentially a 2-hour version of the exceprts from J. Jonah Jameson's podcast that occasionally pop up in the Insomniac Spider-Man games. The difference is that those excerpts are only a few seconds long and are actually entertaining.
@eamonndeane587
@eamonndeane587 10 ай бұрын
Helped by the fact that Darin De Paul is one of the Best J Jonah Jameson voices we've ever had.
@erichfiedler1481
@erichfiedler1481 10 ай бұрын
​@@eamonndeane587and J.K. Simmons is the perfect J. Jonah Jameson PERIOD
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 10 ай бұрын
I don't want absolute proof that the 2020 election was stolen! I want pictures of Spider-Man!
@erikdaniels0n
@erikdaniels0n 8 ай бұрын
I love how in those games and when they brought JJJ into the MCU in No Way Home, they basically made him a parody of people like Alex Jones and Mike Lindell
@helenhewison2472
@helenhewison2472 10 ай бұрын
I think Sia probably hasn't seen Tropic Thunder otherwise this mess probably would've been avoid.
@TBTabby
@TBTabby 10 ай бұрын
I've seen some gross "romance" stories where the relationship is basically Stockholm Syndrome, but geez. I'm glad I never heard of 365 Days before. I suppose you'd have to be that sick to make a movie worse than Music. (Watch the Musical Hell review if you want to find out how vomit-inducing that movie was.)
@jkfecke
@jkfecke 10 ай бұрын
As we all know, the Libertarian Party official slogan is "Actually it's called ephebophilia."
@yogisie
@yogisie 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for talking over the insanity, Sean! We don’t need to hear garbage coming from these insane people.
@KenHeslip
@KenHeslip 10 ай бұрын
He forgot about the zero between "absolute" and "proof" .
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 10 ай бұрын
Before & After. Good one
@TyroneBruinsmaFilms
@TyroneBruinsmaFilms 10 ай бұрын
We eating good content tonight bois
@Fatamorgana420
@Fatamorgana420 10 ай бұрын
Thank you again, Sean, for taking another one for the team.
@jayarby8494
@jayarby8494 10 ай бұрын
Only two episodes of this Worst Picture marathon left to go And I can’t wait to hear Sean tear into the Razzie’s questionable decisions over the last two years
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 10 ай бұрын
What do you think he'd think of Blonde? I thought it was pretentious and mean spirited, but the book was well known so I'm decisive about what's intended or not.
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 10 ай бұрын
​@@kingamoeboid3887I wanted him to take on 2000 Mules, but The Razzies had enough of his shenanigans
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 10 ай бұрын
Two movies, dealing with two famous women icons, butchered in the worst ways possible, both appearing on Netflix.
@Yeen125
@Yeen125 10 ай бұрын
@@antibishonenThe last few years have been Netflix’s dark age (for lack of a better term). Between all that and cracking down on password sharing (in ways that only screw over the ones overpaying for it).
@chrisscanlan1533
@chrisscanlan1533 10 ай бұрын
If he does an episode every couple of months which is not unusual for Sean, he could cover the 2023 winner shortly after the ceremony.
@frankm.2850
@frankm.2850 9 ай бұрын
Given the finger that Artemis Fowl gave its source material, yeah, it definitely should’ve been nominated.
@Sonamyfan875
@Sonamyfan875 10 ай бұрын
This is going to be a painful episode to sit through. Can't wait for the comments to be vicious to me as well!
@jeremyallen5974
@jeremyallen5974 10 ай бұрын
Yeah, this dude has sucked ass ever since he brought his political stance onto the show
@AnikMonette
@AnikMonette 10 ай бұрын
Not at all! I expected it to be painful as well but turns out it has great replay value.😊
@atticusshadowmore3263
@atticusshadowmore3263 10 ай бұрын
365 days is bad and offensive but as an Autistic person I found Music to just be hateful, as in literal hate crimes level of hateful. #GetAutismSpeaksLabeledAsAHateGroup
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 10 ай бұрын
1:34 I've been saying that ever since looked up the list of nominees that year, it was such an obvious choice, critics hated it, fans of the books hated it, newcomers hated it, general movie fans hated it, but yet not a single nomination, and for those who said that maybe Disney payed off the razzies voters not to nominate it, A - you really assume Disney would gave away their money for something? B - One of the 2022 worst picture nominees was the live-action Disney Pinocchio movie, clearly the razzies had no issue nominating movies from that company.
@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874
@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 10 ай бұрын
Definitely! It was so bad. They took Artemis' backstory anmd yeeted it out the window. He's not supposed to be a good guy, damnit. When my daughter and I started reading the books, we were about a chapter or so in when she said, "Wow, he's really not a nice guy, is he?" Granted she was young at the time so she couldn't call him a shitty person but the point stands. He was supposed to be a super-villain.
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 10 ай бұрын
Typical of the Razzies to overlook obvious choices.
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 10 ай бұрын
I think Disney, or any studio for that matter, has better things to do than pay off Razzie voters...
@magnatcleo2043
@magnatcleo2043 10 ай бұрын
@@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 Didn't they also kill off Artemis's mom in the movie too? If so, they would have to seriously rework the plot of, if I'm remembering correctly, the sixth book. Of course, that's assuming they make any sequels.
@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874
@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 10 ай бұрын
Yeah, they did kill her off. A neat trick if she's supposed to have twins later in the series. I guess they just couldn't live without giving him a dead parent. @@magnatcleo2043
@BradyKaynee
@BradyKaynee 10 ай бұрын
I believe that Lindell didn't accidentally stumble his words when he said "Mark Zuckabutt"... I think he did that on purpose.
@BrandonCroker
@BrandonCroker 10 ай бұрын
Genuinely shocked this video hasn’t gotten taken down by Lindell. I heard he’s very stern about people not using footage from this movie anywhere.
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 10 ай бұрын
Another great review, Sean. Can’t believe you’re almost done with your Razzie Worst Picture Project.
@nazaryteliatynskyj8785
@nazaryteliatynskyj8785 10 ай бұрын
Love the branching out! Keep up the great work! A+++ on the humor factor as always!!
@thecinematicmind
@thecinematicmind 10 ай бұрын
The Pillow Guy film. Oh no.
@NebLleb
@NebLleb 10 ай бұрын
As a man who is Centre-Right... This video is a total banger!
@lilyofthevalley2048
@lilyofthevalley2048 10 ай бұрын
My aunt- whom I love dearly despite the fact that she’s a crazy Trumpster- was one of those who believed the election was rigged, and my question to her was always, “If the Democrats rigged the election, don’t you think they would have made sure they had an overwhelming majority in both chambers? Don’t you think McConnell and Graham would have been the first people they’d make sure weren’t re-elected? And don’t you think they wouldn’t have left control of the Senate hanging by a thread and dependent upon two races in a historically red state?” I doubt I actually got through to her, but she did (eventually) stop, at least publicly, claiming the election was rigged. Now she’s all about how Trump is innocent and he’s so much better than Biden. Eventually, it gets to a point where I have to say, “Whatever helps you sleep at night.”
@Torterra625
@Torterra625 10 ай бұрын
I think your aunt needs to up the dosage on her meds. They’re clearly not working.
@Betta66
@Betta66 10 ай бұрын
I saw the reference to that Olsen twins joke John Oliver made. Kudos
@theleap2946
@theleap2946 10 ай бұрын
I could have gone my whole life not knowing this existed. I know the My Pillow sucked at being a pillow and Lindell sucked as a human being, but I didn’t know he also sucked at trying to be a journalist. This has got to be some cosmic bingo game or something.
@DeetotheDubs
@DeetotheDubs 10 ай бұрын
My card doesn't have the "sleazy salesman turned conspiracy nut and lunatic political pundit" square.
@fisheyenomiko
@fisheyenomiko 10 ай бұрын
@@DeetotheDubs Change "political pundit" to "politician" and that description could fit Trump, as well, actually.
@rafterman1701007
@rafterman1701007 10 ай бұрын
This is like if a Neil Breen character made a docu-movie.
@jorgea8518
@jorgea8518 10 ай бұрын
You're almost there Sean, just a few more movies and your quest to review every Worst movie since 1980 can finally end. I really admire your commitment, a lot of people on youtube tend to start a series and don't finish it because they got sick of it or just bored and wanted to do something else, but not you, you started something and want to see it to the end, and in a good/professional way which is why I really enjoy your reviews. Keep up the good work.
@eamonndeane587
@eamonndeane587 10 ай бұрын
Murray Bartlett should play Mike Lindell in an SNL sketch.
@demizson576
@demizson576 10 ай бұрын
Since Powers Boothe is sadly deceased, and Dabney Coleman is too old for the role, I think you might be right.
@theunwelcome
@theunwelcome 10 ай бұрын
what the religious/family movie was to the 80s, the political movie has become for the 10s and 20s, it would seem; ever present, ever awful
@Charlie_Loves
@Charlie_Loves 10 ай бұрын
Btw anyone in Florida who has elderly loved ones please help them ensure that they’re registered under the party they consented to. We are having a lot of 60+ year olds complaining that their party affiliation was switched to Republican without their approval.
@robertknight5429
@robertknight5429 8 ай бұрын
How can a democracy actually have voters officially registered to one of two "official" parties? Surely it's essential to keep parties unofficial and separate from the state?
@Charlie_Loves
@Charlie_Loves 8 ай бұрын
@robertknight5429 I agree that it hurts our bipartisan goals, but that's how it's always been. In my opinion, all voters should be independent, and closed primaries should be abolished nationally.
@Lost-Lilim
@Lost-Lilim 10 ай бұрын
If this look has made anyone curious, the podcast God Awful Movies did a long look into both Absolute Proof and the sequel Absolute Interference. If you're wanting more info and okay with profanity, check them out.
@catsmom129
@catsmom129 10 ай бұрын
Yes! I was thinking of them while I was watching this.
@grimreads
@grimreads 10 ай бұрын
365 days should make cinema history for the line "are you lost, baby girl?"
@RichardWatt
@RichardWatt 10 ай бұрын
Didn't Mike Lindell make a cameo at the end of that anti abortion movie?
@rthompsonmdog
@rthompsonmdog 10 ай бұрын
Yes, Unplanned
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 10 ай бұрын
*Mark Suck-a-Buck* is the finest nickname ever! Nice going, Mike
@mttylerdurden9
@mttylerdurden9 9 ай бұрын
Lindells conspiracy theories are so ridiculous and insane even Roland emmerich wouldn't make a movie about it. It's already a disaster.
@tenebrousoul9368
@tenebrousoul9368 10 ай бұрын
Fudge yeah! I love you, Sean.
@multilad816
@multilad816 9 ай бұрын
Absolute Proof isn't a movie nor a documentary, it's a glorified rant video disguised as a podcast
@gametheorymedia
@gametheorymedia 10 ай бұрын
I suspect the Wachowskis wouldn't sully themselves enough to even BOTHER with suing the likes of Lindell; they come across as fairly decent sorts...and going after Lindell's cheap little 'Matrix'-leeching would be a little too close to, like, kicking a skunk or something o_0
@DrZuluGaming
@DrZuluGaming 10 ай бұрын
Why republicans always stick to The Matrix, a movie with so many trans allegories that it is the most LGBT friendly cyberpunk movie ever?
@psycher7
@psycher7 10 ай бұрын
@@DrZuluGaming Because they're dumb and uncreative. As someone who has listened to over 800 episodes of Knowledge Fight, do you have any idea how many scifi movies I've heard Alex Jones reference? And almost every time I just want to be like, "dude, this is aimed at YOU. YOU are the villain here."
@Derah_OG
@Derah_OG 10 ай бұрын
Yeah, Lindell is not a conman (At least not in the traditional definition of the word). He's a true believer and he 100% fully and wholly believes every single thing he's said. His interview with Jimmy Kimmel was hilarious to watch but it left it pretty clear that he firmly believes what he says. If anything, I can't help but feel slightly bad for the guy. His obsession with the orange lardo has ruined him. Financially, politically, and socially. And he's still going.
@esbenm6544
@esbenm6544 10 ай бұрын
Mike Lindell would be a tragic figure if he wasn't so unlikeable.
@samwill7259
@samwill7259 10 ай бұрын
It's hard to figure out which is worse Whether he's bullshitting on purpose Or if he's just that stupid
@wackyvorlon
@wackyvorlon 10 ай бұрын
You want to make 365 Days into an interesting story? Make the woman a serial killer. The kidnapper’s henchmen start disappearing, and it slowly dawns on him that *she* is the dangerous one.
@Spanishdog17
@Spanishdog17 10 ай бұрын
Mike should stop selling pillows because he needs something to cry into at night.
@lostinthemasses
@lostinthemasses 10 ай бұрын
The number of the beast is actually 616 and a mistranslation is the only reason why why think it was 666. Yet somehow all these super hardcore Christians who claim to be "bible literalists" still don't know this.
@lostinthemasses
@lostinthemasses 10 ай бұрын
@@user-ns9ji8vp8k Yeah how ridiculous is that?
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 10 ай бұрын
Do any of them say both numbers mean the same beast? Asking as a non-religious man.
@DeetotheDubs
@DeetotheDubs 10 ай бұрын
I'd wager most don't know that demons are just angels that made a choice to back the "wrong" horse. Frankly, after Job, Lucifer Morningstar looks like the nice one.
@lostinthemasses
@lostinthemasses 10 ай бұрын
@@daelen.cclark 666 wasn't in the bible so it doesn't actually stand for anything. The "beast" in question is Lucifer.
@lostinthemasses
@lostinthemasses 10 ай бұрын
@@DeetotheDubs Most "Christians" never even read the Old Testament and just assume Lucifer is some equally-powerful anti-God.
@haraldwucher6822
@haraldwucher6822 10 ай бұрын
I think, "Absolute Proof" was the only time, the razzie foundation was totally wrong about the "worst picture". "Absolute Proof" is not a feature film or a documentry. It's more like a broadcast. A bad one? Of course. But even if this had been shown in theaters, it would not fulfil the standards of a movie ...
@Tim_Raths
@Tim_Raths 10 ай бұрын
I hope you eventually review the movie Music.
@VenusDeMilitant
@VenusDeMilitant 10 ай бұрын
Love it Sean! Thank you for your uncommon sense!
@curtism.revisseubert2512
@curtism.revisseubert2512 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for the timely and smooth Letterkenny reference.
@c.m.9369
@c.m.9369 9 ай бұрын
The sad thing about Lindell is: He ACTUALLY seems to believe his nonsense. Most Republicans don‘t. They just lie because they want to keep their career going. But Lindell seems to be fully, honestly as deranged as he acts.
@TyroneBruinsmaFilms
@TyroneBruinsmaFilms 10 ай бұрын
I haven't seen Absolute Proof, 365 Days or Artemis Fowl. But my 10 worst films of 2020 were 10. Monster Hunter 9. Black Water Abyss 8. Mulan 7. Brahms: The Boy 2 6. Fantasy Island 5. The Postcard Killings 4. Dolittle 3. Follow Me 2. Force of Nature 1. Hillbilly Elegy
@nahomgirma5095
@nahomgirma5095 10 ай бұрын
Odd question here Sean but, out of ALL the movies you have seen that won Worst Picture, which includes ones from 1980 to present day, which one would you say was the worst? The one that has no redeeming qualities, and can't even be enjoyed in a so bad it's good way like The Room or Sharknado.
@Happymali10
@Happymali10 10 ай бұрын
Cinematic Excrement Drinking Game: Take a shot every time you see a middle finger given to the camera. Experienced players might live to see the halfway point of the video.
@hadleyberman7433
@hadleyberman7433 10 ай бұрын
In *some* fairness to the Razzies, they were mostly following that year's Oscar guidelines that also extended the qualifying movies to February 2021.
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 8 ай бұрын
I do think it highlights the 'click bait' nature of the event as this was very topical in early 2021 but if they had to wait until 2022 to include it, no one would have cared.
@pelgervampireduck
@pelgervampireduck 10 ай бұрын
I remember a coworker described 365 days as the best thing ever and "so romantic!". WTF?? what's wrong with people?!!!. 50 shades was bad enough but the concept of 365 days is even more insane. My guess is it's "romantic" only because it's a rich good looking guy that does it, so that fact somehow blocks the rest of the horrible idea in some people's brains and the only part they register is "the girl got the good looking guy" and they go "awww".
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 10 ай бұрын
Because God forbid, ugly people can't be romantic.
@SomeRPGFan
@SomeRPGFan 10 ай бұрын
maybe she fastforwarded through most of the movie and only watched the sex scenes and the shopping montages.
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 10 ай бұрын
My older sister showed me this back in 2020. I’ll show her In The Realm Of The Senses (1976) as payback.
@COREcasual
@COREcasual 10 ай бұрын
I loved this. Thank you
@frankieseward8667
@frankieseward8667 10 ай бұрын
Congrats on 40k.
@hollylong2660
@hollylong2660 10 ай бұрын
Why are you still awake at 2am.... because Sean uploaded a new video. Tf is sleep
@nicksoapdish157
@nicksoapdish157 8 ай бұрын
The Golden Raspberry's Awards had so many other movies that came out in 2020 they could have put on here instead of "Absolute Proof"and "Music". "Assassin 33 A.D.", "Antebellum", "Faith Under Fire", "John Henry", "The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson", "Love, Wedding, Repeat", and "Bobbleheads : The Movie".
@benderbendingrodriguez420
@benderbendingrodriguez420 9 ай бұрын
Finally finished getting caught up on all CE episodes. Cant believe i didnt discover this guy earlier! (I blame KZfaqs Algorithm) Looking forward to whats upcoming now. Thanks for the laughs Sean!
@walkerpantera
@walkerpantera 6 ай бұрын
i appreciate your alphabetized dvd set up. i also thoroughly enjoy your videos, simple and to the point, no ads and incredibly humorous.
@MichaelKilley
@MichaelKilley 10 ай бұрын
Here we go with another cinematic excrement episode!
@tylerfish2701
@tylerfish2701 10 ай бұрын
It's almost done. Just 2 more films and the journey's at it's end.
@TheFLAMEXD
@TheFLAMEXD 9 ай бұрын
Even though it's not on the Worst Picture Project, I think you should take a look at Kangaroo Jack and not just because it's a terrible movie. But also, the behind-the-scenes info is fascinating. They tried to hard to make a dark comedy into a family-friendly movie and the end result has such tonal dissonance. You have a movie that's too kiddie for adults, but also too adult for kids.
@lenkajunova7419
@lenkajunova7419 10 ай бұрын
Finally 😀 I was craving for some new cinematic excrement episode 😅
@WiiDSRebeL
@WiiDSRebeL 10 ай бұрын
Fun fact - the sequel contains an audible fart 😂
@chelmrtz
@chelmrtz 10 ай бұрын
Every time you call him a pillow peddler I hear pillow pet
@theOneOnlyTed
@theOneOnlyTed 10 ай бұрын
There was not an abnormal level of election interference. I'm tiredof politicians whining about stolen elections, and their sycophants irritate me
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 10 ай бұрын
I have never heard of this so called "movie". All the ither nominees I've heard of. Absolute Proof, had absolutely no clue it existed.
@TracedaBassman
@TracedaBassman 8 ай бұрын
All of this footage of Lindell will be used in a documentary about him one day. BTW when you gave Lindell the “Double Dragons” the third or fourth time I knew I had to subscribe. 😉 Keep up the good work!
@beatrixmiller9396
@beatrixmiller9396 10 ай бұрын
I promise the socialists are still here for you Sean
@millie8943
@millie8943 10 ай бұрын
I’m still shocked Mulan wasn’t nominated. It was a bad movie and there was so much controversy surrounding it. Don’t get me wrong, 365 Days was the worst of the year.
@liampatrick3110
@liampatrick3110 10 ай бұрын
"365 Days was the worst of the year." No it wasn't, not even close!
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 10 ай бұрын
​@@liampatrick3110 If you're implying that Mulan was worse, God no. Mulan was terrible, but it didn't romanticize kidnapping.
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 10 ай бұрын
For 2024, make sure to vote Blue, vote early, and vote often.
@liampatrick3110
@liampatrick3110 10 ай бұрын
After the horrendous contributions Biden has made, I THINK NOT!!! #VoteRed
@samwill7259
@samwill7259 10 ай бұрын
@@liampatrick3110 I'm sorry which one of them has been brought up on charges four seperate times?
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 10 ай бұрын
Also I dunno how many folks get the reference as well. Used to be you could just grow a beard and mustache, vote, shave the beard, vote, then shave the mustache, then vote. That being said, having majored in history and being a New Yorker, I really need to get more than cursory knowledge of the Tammany machine. I know them for that semi-sarcastic slogan, their mascot being a tiger, Thomas Nast's denouncement of them through political cartoons, and tending to focus on recruiting from then-ethnic-minority groups such as the Irish. And their last boss, John "The Harlem Fox" Raymond Jones, was West-Indian. @@samwill7259
@pathevermore3683
@pathevermore3683 10 ай бұрын
​@@liampatrick3110vote red?? After 4 years of Russian proxy leadership from comrade trump? I think not. Putin already has a country.
@xp8969
@xp8969 10 ай бұрын
​​@@liampatrick3110why do you want to our economy to get destroyed again? Or is it just having a president who supports police ki11ing unarmed citizens that you like?
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 10 ай бұрын
Where have you been, Sean? Welcome back! 😀 Also, I love your show’s alternative title
@jimminybunkwhack5706
@jimminybunkwhack5706 8 ай бұрын
By using "documovie" he's basically admitting that it's more fictional "movie" than factual "documentary"
@berliozophile
@berliozophile 6 ай бұрын
Glad you're feeling better, so many I know are dealing with covid over the holiday, what is up with that?
@AmishParadise27
@AmishParadise27 10 ай бұрын
After Sean is done with all the Worst Picture reviews, I would like to see him rank them all from best to worst.
@LARKXHIN
@LARKXHIN 10 ай бұрын
I think the only people who knew Artemis Fowl was bad were the people who knew the books. Everyone else was meh about it.
@alexklepp6479
@alexklepp6479 10 ай бұрын
As someone who has not seen Absolute Proof and doesn't plan to, I agree that it doesn't really qualify as a movie. I think the Razzies picked it for the same reason Bush and his cronies won in 2004 and Trump and Kellyanne Conway won in 2018. Taking potshots at the Republican Party except for the fact that this awards show is supposed to be about making fun of bad movies. As you said in your 2nd Look of Catwoman, if you hijack your own awards show for this reason, then they don't mean anything, not that they ever meant anything at all.
@josephsimpson8501
@josephsimpson8501 10 ай бұрын
If Mike is just acting stupid (and I don't actually thin k he's acting) then he deserves an Oscar, not a Razzy. What a performance! I could actually feel my IQ dropping .75 of a point with every sentence he spewed.
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