+MarielleWinks its his version of Sadomasochisim.

He did It for his fans.

sad bastards

Yep 😂

If he had accepted this role, it would've been the worst thing any Sons of Anarchy cast member had been a part of, narrowly defeating Kim Coates in Battlefield Earth.

Or a medal!

Lol... I read about half of it then DNF'd it. My fanfiction from 7th grade are better than that thing, even the edited version.

The words that came out of my mouth were..."Why?"

+TigerTroll I want Anna narrated by Gilbert Gottfried while Christian is narrated by George Takei. That would make it worth it.

+BalanceMessiah And have the Subconscious be Louis C.K. and the Inner Goddess be Lewis Black.

+TigerTrollUSA HOOOLYYY *FUCK*, IS THIS WRONG! But ho-ly HELL, is it erotic!

+TigerTrollUSA I still stand by something I once said; I'd only watch the movie if Gilbert Gottfried played Christian Grey, George Takei played Ana Steele, and David Tennant played the Inner Goddess and got a musical number.

Or Deadpool.

Hey daryl

+TheHeroOfTomorrow Hi, Daryl.

'Sup, D?

+TheHeroOfTomorrow To all the people who are responding to this--am I to assume you're all wearing clown suits? :P

+TheHeroOfTomorrow Sorry dude, I only had a jester suit on-hand.

Can't say I blame them

Long before Sean released his Bottom 10 of 2015 films upload in preparation, I clicked on a link someone left in the comment section of FilmMasterAdam's Fifty Shades review where Dakota and the male lead gave their unpleasant experiences of the filming in an interview. Even the Christian Grey actor admitted he felt dirty after having to visit a real sex dungeon in preparation for the movie. So yeah, Robert Pattinson thinks Stephanie Meyer is nuts and hates Twilight and the Christian Grey actor feels violated after seeing a real sex dungeon to prepare for his role. These movies do share similarities a lot!

+Thomasmemoryscentral That was me.

oh well, thanks for that link. At least both these films now have a similar connection of an actor hating the experience

+OverLorD768 And even more jarring is Christian gray in japan is voiced by Setto Kaiba!

Gives more credence to the whole "thinks like an abuse victim" point he's trying to make. Seriously, Bella had slightly more working brain cells than Ana.

Oh, how I wish Michael Keaton would show up in these movies and beat the crap out of Grey.

Pretty sure its supposed to be a 9 1\2 weeks reference

+Sting SniperScope 9 1/2 Weeks is f**ing Oscar-worthy compared to this garbage.

jbvader721 Fifty Shades really really wanted to be 9 1/2 weeks but lacked, likable leads with any sembience of chemistry, creative and genuinely erotic sex scenes, memorable and iconic moments, Kim Basinger, and competent director.

+D Vass The GODAMN Batman?

Jezzikah287 And somehow, it's even MORE disturbing than Fifty Shades of Grey.

@@POLE7645 fuck mr. Glass and the beast. Shymalan should make a movie featuring the guy from unbreakable taking on gray and clay.

I agree, I'd petition if I thought they'd give a shit and also not give us a shit movie

Fifty Shades is not Fanfic though. It may have started out like that, but the published draft no longer has any ties to the Twilight universe.

@@RHatcherMD She changed some names to avoid copyright. But basically every character has an easily identified Twilight equivalent. Its Twilight Fanfiction. First word to last.

@@TheGuardingDark_ By That Logic, The Lion King would be 'Hamlet fanfiction'. Ripping off something, taking heavy inspiration from it, and writing a story set in the same universe are two very different things.

@@RHatcherMD Yeah, pretty much. Dude. It’s Fanfiction. You’re not gonna convince me otherwise. Go find another wall to slam your head against.

Believe me Sean, my sanity had long been diminished by the relentless horror that is "Cool Cat Saves the Kids". BTW any plans on reviewing it?

+Cinematic Excrement As you said this is basically about a victim and her abuser, the way he goes about it is a step by step guide to cults. You should watch The Film Theorists episodes about this movie/book. It's is a channel ran by Matthew Patrick who also does Game Theory.

+Cinematic Excrement I skipped this movie the moment it came out I prefer to keep my sanity. Thank You.

+Cinematic Excrement I avoided the hell outta this movie the instant it came out, and avoided the books. I'll never understand what fans of this book see in it, and I sure as hell don't wish to find out.

+Cinematic Excrement I avoided this piece of sh** from the moment I heard about it. Twilight was bad enough and it's hard to believe that this is actually worse. I cannot believe I live in a world where this is allowed to exist. Just how horribly the book was written is not even funny in a terrible way. It just makes me weep for humanity and angry at the fact that a bunch of mom's made this mess both a bestseller and a box office hit and we're getting f***ing sequels because of it!!! Good f***ing job, world!!!

Well, then don't shelter your daughters: the main character not knowing what a buttplug is in her twenty something and not knowing how to be confident in herself is a major, potentential set back...

THat's what a sexual sadist is tho. What he is, is a damaged person with a need to inflict harm on others, and try to hide it behind 'oh but it is BDSM!' and misses that mark by a mile.

Nah. The origami killer seems more fitting

I was thinking more an unlikable version of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho

@@TheBonkleFox I'd say Ted Bundy. Hell, they even have similar looks!

​@@tristanhartup4936On the contrary I think Christian is an even more psychotic version of Patrick Bateman.

Zildjian459 You got a lot farther than I did! Once I started laughing at how badly it was written, I couldn't stop

MY INNER GODDESS

And Criminal Minds is much better.

There's no attractive criminals in Criminal Minds? I actually remember a few...

Dakota Johnson herself has said that she would get drunk just to get through the sex scenes. And I can't say I blame her. Especially considering what a clusterf*** shooting these "movies" were.

+George Bean I know how you feel.

I say give it a decade or two and both _Gone Girl_ and _The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo_ will be remembered as cinematic classics while _Fifty Shades of Grey_ will just be remembered as Showgirls 2.0 (except not as good).

George Bean I also know how you feel.

Put that all together and it's a hextuple crap sundae with urine as the sprinkles.

He's I guess, Patrick Bateman lite.

I don't know, Bateman was actually likeable.

+MonochromeTrouble Truuuuuuu

I like to dissect girls, did you know I'm utterly insane?

+DeAndre West I was thinking more on the lines of Buffalo Bill but I get the feeling that discount Edward (I refuse to call him Christian Grey for this very reason) doesn't skin his victims after killing them and wears their skins in private.

I think you got it covered

@@tristanhartup4936 thanks what Meyers & James didn't count on was the backlash their books & characters were going to get. They're basically saying it's ok to be like Bella & Anna "Um no it's not these two women were in abusive relationship." James even called Fifty Shades of love story no it's not a love story it's a shit story written by a woman who while not having the looks felt she should've been entitled to a hot guy with money.

Probably that but also Bella/Anna are audience/reader surrogates. They're women with no personalities so YOU can insert yourself into the story. YOU are now the girl every guy wants and end up with an incredible handsome and wealthy man.

@@EvanSol919 Bella is in fact selfish egocentric and ungrateful in the books. At difference with Anastasia who truly is a white page. E.L James only made Christian Grey more annoying than Edward

EJ James stole the 50 shades open source fan fiction, did some clunky editing, then published it as if she wrote the whole thing herself. So yes, she is a asshat.

Half of zero is still zero.

Ancient Mangos Half of 0.001 is still some

+Alex Turlais Butt crap.

Welcome to the folds.

Chris Li Thank You

+Justin Williams And really, why wouldn't they? It's demeaning towards women, gives BDSM a bad name and has one of the most unlikable male characters since Edward Cullen from Twilight.

+Matthew Cool To be fair, like any other genre, 90% of all romance is crap. It also so happens that quality and popularity don't always overlap. That's not to say you can't dislike a genre, though; I don't like romance either. I prefer action-oriented stuff or horror.

+Justin Williams And Chris Stuckmann. The top 10 worst movies lists of both he and The Smeghead are surprisingly similar.

Great Minds think alike Mr Williams.

+Ian Greene Exactly! This movie is not only an abomination, but an abortion to cinema!! Fuck this sorry excuse disgrace of a film to hell! >:(

And people say the Anakin/Padmé romance was bad.

@@gamestation2690 At least that one, conceptually, was fine. It was the execution that was awful.

Grahamfield25 They just made $3 billion dollars with the series

What?! Noooooooooooo!!!!

+Achillez Possibly, but that would require some careful examining.

MisterTutor2010 Sounds like a porn name.

Also, Anastasia STEELE. Christian GREY. They're both shades of gray. The author probably thinks she's so clever, doesn't she?

@@skeltheshapeshifter2697 Belladonna Silver

Interesting facts. Pity this book and movie portrays this idea so poorly.

+KidSnivy69 I agree. I have been reading the book (lord help me) and I started to break it down and worked out it sounds like a 15 year old virgin who has read way too much Cosmo. I have to constantly correct people who tell me what BDSM is who have only read this book and that's all the reference they have. :/ my master and I find it annoying because people who base their BDSM relationships around this book think he is my whole world and all I do is serve him.

May you and you master enjoy yourself, and don't let this piece of shit franchise get you down

Yay!!! Wait, did he reference Brad?

Yes. You can see when he goes with the KZfaq page look. Next video to play is "The Cinema Snob review of The Exorcist II"

+Kevin H. Pilgrim Actually, it was his review of Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers.

Tony Koslowski Oh, you're right.

@@kevinthepilgrim And that doesn't mean HE watches it(although I think he might), it means YOU watch it. Video suggestions are based on what you watch

The dude even had the same name.

"9 1/2 Weeks" did this plot too. And that was back in 1986. Not to mention, Mickey Rourke's character also has "Grey" as his last name (well, it's spelled with an "a" instead of an "e" but semantics). And Kim Basinger's character walks away in the end and STAYS away.

that's reassuring at least, despite not knowing and not really want to know too much about what 'BDSM' is......er to keep it short, i can't handle everything 'Adult' only somethings, if you like that stuff, that's fine. it's just again there's some 'adult stuff' i genuinely can't handle is all😅

@@jbvader721 WHOA.... ok. well to be honest last names can be spelt differently and stuff but i get it

i know....i hope you were able to do that book BTW

And I'll give anything to see the lot of them in a movie.

+Should we Play? Pattison would look creepy either way, not wonder he call her mad.

E.O.W. he doesn't look creepy if anything he loooks creepier emotionless. I mean he isn't creepy in Harry Potter. Maybe it's the makeup.

MonsterHuntressRoon no wonder how much I hate The Twilight Saga and the 50 Shades series

Yours was probably too intelligent for modern publishers to handle.

Goddess*

Kye Dysarthria I wish.

If only

Kye Dysarthria hell-_IF it REALLY was_ Deadpool,then he ( _or in this case,She-"She" being Deadpool's alternative female counterpart Wanda "Lady Deadpool" Wilson,technically speaking_) would be popping in-and-out in her head with both advice on how to do the sexy-times/seduce this billionaire sexy-tightwad douche-canoe Mr.Grey PROPERLY (as shown,this guy has..kinks,to say the least) ,the result of the sexy-times/seduction with Grey (if successful,at best-if she's amused and/or willing by/about it) and later-on to notify and ACTUALLY give some FRICKING realistic advice on how to get _the bejesus_ OUTTA THERE if Christian goes WAY too overboard with his..kinky-Fcukery (and into actual abuse territory)/to fight back if he were ever to get violent and lash-out at her..while breaking the fourth wall constantly making jokes about the crappiness of this whole situation/genre in general,while also thinking: "_umm,why is he turned onto/on by me like this again? Didn't I get the goddamn 'Don't talk to strangers-especially the Creepy ones'-talk when I was a little girl/kid,didn't I? Mom surely never told me,that neglectful wench.._" Although,most of the time? He/She would be standing/sitting in a fancy armchair,smoking a common (-and/or medicinal) cigarette in the corner being like: "_Woman,what in the holy name of Jesus-f&cking-Hugh Jackman are you thinking of doing with /going out with that demented-piece of glorified hunk meat without knowing about his 50-shades-of-F&CKED-up and Freudian Bullshit beforehand,you braindead Bella Swan-arse reject? Jesus-What the hell was E.L. James smoking to not even GIVE you even a shred of decency,respect and otherwise ANY character-defining personality traits and overall snarkiness in your sorry ass,girl?! Jesus Christ-Katniss everdeen had more personality,sexual-Characteristics-AND-a decent,albeit forced though, relationship with that Peeta boy in one little finger than you do in your STORYLINE AND whole plain-Jane-who's-Fcukable graduate body,sweetheart! Now-That girl?-is a confident young woman,you're just a horrible twilight rehash written by some 40-something woman whom haven't been sexually pleasured in,like,what-a few years and just DECIDED to ripoff another woman's work,Yeeesh..And Katniss can actually FIGHT,goddammit..you,however darling..? You're just underprocessed erotica-protagonist wank-fodder,you wench-Hey,listen..take my advice as your inner goddess..AND GO FCUK SOMEBODY with actual personality and standards,dumbass.. God-this is lazy character-building writing..And screw you Snowqueen'sIcedragon for bringing me into this F&cking world! I need a drink.." (like something akin to the "Old Snatch" from Team StarKid's "My dick and me",but it's just Deadpool/Lady Deadpool instead-is what I mean,honestly-yeah..!)

+seg162 Glad I'm not the only one.