Hi, resident of one of those "good old boy counties" here, a judge favoring a former high school football star is not at all unrealistic

The judge siding with the wrong party because of football actually makes a tragic amount of sense. Look at Stubenville, where those rapist teens wouldn't have even been charged had hackers not released the footage, or the documentary The Hunting Ground where women who tried to come forward about a local star player for the college team were told by the cops "Do you really want to do this before a big game? He's up for the Heisman you know." Football is a religion in parts of this country. There are Americans who would denounce Jesus and capitalism before they said anything bad about their favorite quarterback.

It just dawned upon me that the senator has literally no idea how dryer lint works. Burt Reynolds had lint from a laundromat dryer. Very little of that lint belongs to Demi Moore. This is a communal dryer, that's lint from countless people that he "made love to". That's just wrong. The joke would only really "work" if Burt Reynolds himself snuck into Demi Moore's home and stole the dryer lint from her home dryer, and nothing else. But even then, it's still kind of weird and wrong.

A creepy dude becoming infatuated with Demi Moore and stalking her? It's Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame all over again.

"People like him only have morals when it allows them to (essentially belittle) others." Very true words.

The book was a hilarious, goofy, comedy, parody of Florida life, like all of Hiaasen's books. The advetising for this movie made it look like a non-goofy, straight up sexy drama. It's like the marketers wanted to promote this movie as "Showgirls II" or something. They didn't, at all respect the source material, and the changes that they made made it very clear that the parody went completely over the writer's, director's, and producer's heads.

"Screw the movie, read the book" my six word review of Artemis Fowl

To be fair at least the cat makeup in this movie is more true to the Broadway musical Cats than the actual Cats movie.

Keep in mind, Demi Moore was in one of Disney’s most underrated movies, The Hunchback of Notre Dame the same year Striptease was released. Also, Demi Moore was one of the hottest women in the 90s.

The way that Burt was dressed, he was going to the wrong kind of strip clubs. 🤣

I'm starting to think this every razzie thing was a bad idea

At least Demi Moore got to star as Esmerelda in The Hunchback of Notre Dame during the same year (a much better movie than this).

Holy all night snake farm, this was just as good a review as I was expecting. Fun fact: Howard Shore who composed this film’s score would later go on to collaborate with Annie Lennox (who had several songs featured in the movie) on the Return of the King soundtrack song, Into the West.

Actually Sean, there is a Showgirls 2: Penny's from Heaven starring Rena Riffel and Glenn Plummer

It’s so strange to hear a Carl Hiassen story with...these lines in it, considering I mostly know him as a comedic children’s novel writer.

So wait, the bit with the board Games has a wide shot of Candy Land and Snakes and Ladders, but in the close ups, they different board games? Huh... so this is where the inspiration for the Spongebob episode 'Wormy' came from...

Question: Would you still be interested in reviewing Barb Wire? I’m still pissed that it got attention over Mystery Science Theater 3000 the Movie... for obvious reasons.

Good to see you Sean, I was worried when you didn't release a review last month, stay safe, stay healthy, stay away from other people's dryer lint!

I could see a judge doing something like that because he thought the guy was a good football player. The Good Ole Boy system is strong with this one.

This movie didn’t deserve Shad.

Man, I recently discovered your channel and I have to say I'm really enjoying it. I like your witty humor and the fact that you do not hesitate to dive into some real garbage.

I'm just glad you're finally doing films that haven't been reviewed to death.

Re: Monty Python - sadly, from my time working in a pet store Monty is a common name for pythons because everyone thinks they’re being “clever.”

Forget it, Sean. It's Florida.

To be honest this movie getting the award for worst movie while Bio-Dome not even being nominated is like if in some generic blobkbuster won the award for best picture while [insert your favorite movie here] wasn't even nominated

Years ago, when this was being advertised on television, I had NO idea it was supposed to be a comedy. Hell, I had no idea that Showgirls was supposed to be a comedy, either.

I actually remember when my parents had this on VHS, when I was a kid. And, no I didn't watched the whole movie, I watched bits of it.

At least The Stupids had "I'm my own Grandpa". LOL

Aah, finally at the end of that weird softcore porn trend that the Razzies went through in their Worst Picture nominations.

Demi: "I got 12Mil to take my clothes off in a movie" Sandra: "That's cute, I got 20Mil just for turning up" Demi: "Bulls**t" Sandra: "Yeah, ya got me........it was actually 70Mil when you factor in my cut from the revenue" . Demi: 😳

Next Time: The Postman

Burt Reynolds wasn't "acting" as much as you thought he was

Copyright and trademark law is confusing as hell and rather dumb or contradictory at times. It is quite possible the film makers were kinda legally OK in having the board games in a wide shot, but the close ups not being allowed.

The next one is probably “The Postman” if I’m not mistaken. Also I looked into the worst picture winners awhile back. I feel bad for you considering the movies you will be forced to watch thanks to this project.

I remember watching this film with my father when I was 15 years old in 1996 during a summer outdoor cinema in a tourist resort in Spain. 90's were different also in education.

The documentary about Island of Dr. Moreau was quite the ride.

I legit saw the title and was confused and thought it was a reupload... But was pleasantly surprised by a new video.

The scene with the cowboy boots and the dryer lint will be what haunts someone's mind every time they try to make love.

The Hiassen book is okay. It’s been a long while since I read it: I don’t remember much about the book, so I’m not sure how far they strayed from it. Apparently they did. A good bit. Hiassen novels are very Florida-centric. Burt Reynolds was too: lived about 30 miles south of me for ages, and there’s a park named for him near there.

Welcome back, Sean! Missed you but I am glad to see another great video from you.

“Striptease” came out a week after Disney’s “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”, which also starred Demi Moore as the voice of the Romani dancer Esmeralda. According to “Hunchback” co-director Gary Trousdale, the Southern Baptists were outraged over the casting of Demi Moore as Esmeralda, as she had just come off of the controversial “Striptease”, in which she played an exotic dancer. Yes really! Apparently, the Southern Baptists can’t tell fantasy from reality. 😂 Source: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/armdY856p92Wn58.htmlm50s

I remember this movie coming out when I was a kid in the early 90s. I remember seeing the previews for it quite often. Still have never actually seen the movie in my life now at 33 years old.

I'm just a stripper working my way through college or working on my way THROUGH the college.

A judge who points out that the jackass on trial was really good at sports as a kid? Yet another reason why Eight Crazy Nights can rot in Hell - ripping off a cheesy children's sports movie that a lot of people have fond memories of is one thing, but ripping off a Razzie winner is just plain desperate. That being said, I would happily take Striptease over ECN any day of the week - at least Striptease is more visually appealing.

How did Bio-Dome not win worst picture of 1996

Dont worry, people. The best movie on strippers are Magic Mike and Hustlers. At least the latter has sex appeal and felt relatable

We'd better be getting a second episode this month since we didn't get one for June!

Ving Rhames is gonna get medieval on the "Free Willy" guy's ass.

Thanks for your great "Razzie" reviews! I love all your vids but you really shine on the "bad movies"- you've got the humor and sarcastic-without-being-caustic thing down. So when you say to yourself, "self, why am I going down the toilet of cinema and reviewing the Razzies?", You can tell yourself that you made one viewer laugh in the midst of a non-Covid related depression and are a reminder of positive things...thanks again.

21:27 "Into the future … of 2013!" As Abed would say: Hm, must've missed that. Seriously, though, the onscreen _Postman_ is not much like the on-page one. It's at the nexus of a distilled adaptation (the film omits a subplot about computer-aided social reconstruction and makes the villains less evil) and a padded one (it expands the romance subplot well beyond what's reasonable). Neither do I understand why the protagonist doesn't get a real name like he does in the book, where he's Gordon Krantz. For what it's worth, David Brin, the author of the novel, thought it was the best an adaptation from 1997 could be. I found it to be another movie that failed for trying too hard.

That movie help a lot of teenage boys(and some girls) during puberty

Finally! I was wondering when the next video would be posted!

How are you doing during this outbreak, Smeghead (If that's what you want to be called, I've only recently heard about you.)?

Burt Reynolds actively campaigned for this role, but regretted doing Boogie Nights. Of all the movies he was in, that was the one he trashed. This sheds a little light on his career decision making.

stumbled across your channel a few weeks ago, and have been binge-watching all of these, great content, how the heck do you only have 32k subs!

I remember hearing about this film. I had a bit of a crush on Demi at the time. A bit disappointing when I finally saw it, but whatever. I was young and dumb On an unrelated note: Cadyland was made for the kids in the polio wards. The creators wanted to give the paralyzed kids an escape from their situation (even if it was just in their imagination).

20:25 Hey Sean, there's a movie that was definitely snubbed for Worst Picture and should have been at least nominated. A film that's so bad, it was used as evidence in the courtroom. That movie? Bio-dome.

Friendly gen z/millennial cusper here! I have never heard the phrase “pause and toss” before. Sorry for making y’all feel old

I remember how strongly this movie was panned but oddly enough it was a very good book. That does happen a lot though.

Carl Hiaasen is/was a reporter out of Miami and typically collects strange news stories and then works them into his books. I've always wondered if the Congressman lint sex bit had some real backstory.

Well to be fair Demi did not show HER boobs, she bought em

This movie is a total guilty pleasure. Thanks for the review.

9:10, Ving Rhames is awesome!

That useless fact was not so useless to Sandra Bullock. Joking aside, missed this reviews man. Glad to have you back.

This, like Showgirls was one of my favorite movies growing up. For....reasons.

Great episode as always! I seriously got this movie confused with Showgirls and at first thought "Wait, why is he uploading this again?" Shows you how much of an impression those movies left.

With a movie title like that , you would expect nothing less than a high brow cinematic experience .

Unlike Showgirls, which was doomed out of the gate, Striptease could have been better.

Yay you're back!!

Sing a long... 'Got caught stealin lint, once, when I was five..."

As always, Sean, thank you. And BE PREPARED. HELL IS COMING IN 6 YEARS.

9:59 A SIMP is a better description.

I only know Robert Patrick for Two things Terminator 2: Judgement Day & Seasons 8 & 9 of X-Files

What the *quack* took you so long to do another Cinematic Excrement vid, Sean? Keep 'em coming! The Vlogs can wait.

4:54-5:09 It kinda reminds me about ”Eight Crazy Nights”. The judge in that movie apparently sentenced Adam Sandler’s character to several rehabilitative therapies, community services and such, solely on the grounds of the fact that when Adam’s character Davey Stone was young, he was an athletic nice kid with a promising career in basketball.

I will definitely check out the book!

Well done my boy! Can't wait for the next one!

Thank GOD that snake farm is open all night. It's 3AM and I thought I was gonna have to wait until morning.

Thanks for the vid. Always great.

The poster is far more famous than the movie itself

I did say that I was going to unload on this year. As such, this is a long comment. I apologize for nothing. Like Showgirls, I noticed many of the same things Sean did. (I almost hit the roof during that opening scene) That said, not having read the book, I wasn't so much confused as irritated. I did genuinely laugh at a lot of Shad's parts and wish that some movie was based around him. Unfortunately, I saw this as a cross between a Mel Brooks movie and a Lifetime movie- two things that are toxic together. So of course that was the only nominee that year that I paid for individually. The other four I watched on demand, and still want my money back. Barb Wire was merely a cross between a comic book and Casablanca done solely to show off Pamela Anderson's, uh, assets. It succeeded in that department, and I can think of worse ways to pass time. The Island of Doctor Moreau could have been better, and hints of that are there- before Marlon Brando shows up. He seems detached, and the rest of the human players aren't up to the task, but the makeup work is solid and it has some good parts. Again, there are worse ways to pass the time. The Stupids is among the few movies that make me want to bash my head into unconsciousness. Its premise is that of a family that takes everything either too literally or as a vast conspiracy theory, and expects us to laugh at this premise alone. Suffice to say that Tom Arnold deserved that year's Worst Actor Razzie. Ed is among the worst sports movies I have ever seen. Like The Stupids, it expects us to laugh solely at its premise of "look-an-ape-playing-baseball-isn't-normal" (i.e the Air Bud logic) and plays it too damn long with no cliche unturned. All of that said, I can obviously make a case for three movies here, so I can't really call out the Razzies here. Next time, the ultimate example of a movie taking too long to tell its story.

I'm surprised Cinematic Excrement didn't cover Kazaam. That film deserves to be called the worst movie of 1996.

Oh god, this one is a real treat... Doesn't know what to make of itself.

Well it's about time!! Anyway, I hope you're staying safe, dude.

You definitely are getting older, but still got those looks

seriously? you have to question why a Hollywood produced film would change the party of the sleazeball politico from Dem to Rub?

When he said because Florida I was like yep... because I live and grew up in Florida so yeah

7:58, really? Wow, imagine if Hackman played the part.

Definitely going to be reading the book 👍🏻 and love the dragon quest pic on the wall too. New Subscriber

21:23 For your next review.... You know, it is ironic that Barb Wire took place in 2017. But hey, surely being The Postman wouldn't be much of a dork by the time 2020 wraps up, right? RIGHT?

Damn. Missed you in June, Sean!

You're really good at this like indecent proposal. I hope you consider doing much newer and popular movies

Smeghead’s name is Moore? I thought it would be Smegmire or Smegstein or somehing that would lead to giggling during high school roll call.

i was watching a video from 4 years ago and suddenly got the notif for this video! dude...u got old! but more handsome. man crush anyone? :D

Lmao never thought I'd see a reference to "planet boom" I love that song 😆

Sean, it may be because of my experience in BDSM, but considering some requests from submissives I've gotten over time, I think the lint kink is vanilla in comparison. Trust me, you wouldn't want to know. As for the next movie, I Googled what it was, then I saw the comments spoiling it all over the place. Good job, guys. 😂🤣 But yeah, the next movie, I've heard of, but never seen, and don't know much about. So looking forward to it. Thank you, Sean.

Excellent breakdown of the differences in character development in book and movie - 5:00 ff

This movie was Less than Zero that only A Few Good Men would like. Unfortunately, this film was Nothing but Trouble but didn't have a Ghost of a chance at the box office.

So your next review will be... (goes to Wikipedia) ...The Postman. Well, at least it’s not about strippers.

Sean, have you thought about reviewing "Who killed captain Alex?" ?