NOW MORE THAN EVER!😡

Surprisingly, Ghosts Can't Do It was only nominated for Worst Picture at the Stinkers' Bad Movie Awards with the winner being The Bonfire of the Vanities. No. This movie was worse.

I mean, it was kind of done in Hellraiser

​@@BrainstormerX37 ...holy shit, you're right.

This is one of the worst things in the history of things.

you racist

@@evilhero530 That's not something I would have expected to read.

Click, upvote, & watch, every time.

@@gwolfe333 I do as well, it's terrific.

But then again, that was a dream sequence.

One almost gave a bj to Dan Aykroyd.

@@tristanhartup4936 if I recall correctly, it wasn't SUPPOSED to be. There was supposed to be a whole sequence where the guy wore an old uniform that belonged to the ghost's husband, and so the ghost blew him thinking he was her husband. But they deleted most of that scene, and only left the bj as a dreams sequence. So.. yeah.. I don't know what to think about that Cheers!

I never got the point of that bit. Seriously, what the hell?!

And also The Frighteners, there's a scene with John Astin's character 'The Judge' making out in a coffin.

If you're not a screenwriter, you could be. Great ideas!

It's like The World's Strongest Abridged. Use those kinds of jokes

I don't know. I think this is one of those movies, where just saying the premise out loud explains why it never should have been made. And I'm someone who thought the Book of Henry wasn't that bad an idea on paper! I don't want to see a movie where an old rich guy is married to a woman several decades younger than him, where she calls him "great one" and this is treated like a healthy relationship. And obviously framing the murder, necromancy, and necrophilia/rape as romantic is sickening, but I'm trying to picture it has a black comedy or even a straight up horror-thriller, and it still sounds like 90 minutes of "How are the writers not in jail?". It's a depraved little fantasy to reassure scummy men that, even though they only married their wives for her looks, and she only married him for his money, that she's going to shed a single tear after the old codger drops dead, and even as she flies to Italy to fuck some swarthy hunk, she really wishes he had HIS crusty personality. And it's okay to do unspeakable things to extend your already undeserved time on earth, because getting a stiffy for your trophy wife is pretty much the same as being in love. You want a good ghost romance movie? We have Ghost. That's really all we need. But if there are movies out there that navigate relationships with huge age gaps between the couples in ways that AREN'T creepy, this certainly isn't one of them. Even if Donald Trump wasn't literally in the movie, this would still be the demographic for whom this is any kind of wish fulfillment; men who really don't deserve to have their wishes fulfilled. Cus it's not for the ladies, that's for certain. Do women miss the physical intimacy of their partners when that person tragically dies? Sure, that's part of grieving. But getting so desperate that they're willing to kill somebody and fuck their corpse? That sounds like some kind of Frat Boy fantasy; and not a Frat Boy who's in a very emotionally stable place either.

Yes that really stupid story line from Ghost Whisperer and that creepy kid they had

Why is an angel OK with murder a problem? Apparently in that universe, people who commit suicide go to heaven.

Well, she's truly terrible! I can't even recommend this movie to everyone because it's that batshit insane and badly acted! I guess that if you have enough experience you will be able to stomach this movie but you're warned...

@@anikmonette2140 I have too much movie experience.

She’s the inverse Meryl Streep or Frances McDormand!

Four. She got one for Tarzan The Ape Man, Bolero, Ghosts Can't Do It and Worst Actress of the Decade.

Also nominated for three others

So... He should call *himself* world's most overrated actor? That sound weirdly appropriate :D

@@fermintenava5911 I don't think he thinks himself a good actor. Now playing himself on a popular TV show is another thing.

@@matthewdaley746 multi billionaire turned president is hard to argue that he is of no logic. Unless you think he "accidentally" grew his wealth or he "accidentally" won an election. I know it is easy to say he is a moron but facts prove otherwise, friend.

@@fermintenava5911 though he does have his ego which is sometimes necessary^^

@@renegadedjinn5325 ...and lost his wealth... and grew his wealth.... and lost his wealth..... and.....

I was literally about to eat a cookie when Donnie came on the video. Needless to say I put it down screamed for twenty minutes/

We’re living in a Trumpularity: all conversations, regardless of content, will eventually bend towards Trump. There’s no escaping this.

@@SPDYellow Pray that we don't live in an universe that restart itself over and over again, which means that this point in time happens constantly...

Too stupid to even spell Trump right. LMAO

@@diggerfan9319 Nope. That is Trumps Original Familyname a few centuries back. But if you insist: Weaselhaired Fucktrumpet. Better?

1997residente Or he needed the money for his retirement fund.

You do that, make sure to also watch Zorba the Greek after that, because he’s a delight in it.

Anthony is good but extremely annoying in this movie since he laughs CONSTANTLY! Sure, I don't blame him since all the dialogues were laughable but it was extremely painful to sit through. Also unpopular opinion: how Trump won Worst Supporting Actor? He was barely in the movie and despite being horrible I thought he did better than Bo Derek! But then again I never saw a Bo Derek movie before so I was taken aback by her acting abilities(or lack thereof)😰

He co-starred with John Derek in a Zorro film beforehand.

Many people have pointed out that atleast in the case of Boris Johnson, the haircut is intentionally bad (musses it before walking in front of cameras). It's supposed to make him more relatable and like he isn't smart enough to lie convincingly.

Maybe it was shot in a country with different rules.

@@matthewdaley746 In a way, yes. Bolero was shot in Italy.

@@matthewdaley746 14 is obviously too young, regardless of whether or not the law allows it.

Surprisingly, Ghosts Can't Do It was only nominated for Worst Picture at the Stinkers' Bad Movie Awards with the winner being The Bonfire of the Vanities. It's rare that I think the Stinkers actually got something wrong.

@@Genevieve1023 Impossible to legislate morality.

Nah, fire’s too good for it. Kill it with a power drill.

Really, just kill it with violence. The more pathetic the violence, the better.

I laughed so hard at that I fell off my office chair at home but I didn't care!

None can't stay mad at him

Same!

Trump!

John Derek hated acting. He was an actor for 22 years, including many leading man roles, yet he hated it, and he retired from acting to pursue his true passion of directing. Ironic, cause he was a pretty decent actor (not one of the greats, but not terrible either), but he's EASILY one of the fucking worst directors in movie history. And him and Bo Derek was a cinematic match made in hell, cause those four movies in which he directed her are RADIOACTIVELY bad. Like, holy shit, how he ever got a movie approved past Tarzan The Ape Man is a mystery for the ages.

I'm so glad that Anthony Quinn has returned to the screen with "Only the Lonely" (1991) for Disney, Great Oaks Entertainment and 1492 Pictures after a series of unsuccessful bombs like "Revenge" and "Ghosts Can't Do It" (both 1990).

More romantic as well as more bizarre to, actually, see.

@@Talisguy She was better as a supporting actress, when her ego could be kept more in check.

Mason Allen Dick Tracey is another example.

@@tedgruver7618 That movie was better than its reputation suggests.

At least she made an stunning comeback as an Golden Globe nominee with better projects like California Dreaming (1992), Women of Desire (1994), Tommy Boy (1995), Sunstorm (2001), Frozen with Fear (2001), Horror 101 (2001), Malibu's Most Wanted (2003), Boom (2003), Highland Park (2013), The Christmas Trap (2018), 5 Weddings (2018) and two more short films. She also appeared lots of TV stuff since the fall of 1981. Today, she's now married to Emmy Award nominee John Corbett in December 20, 2000.

​​​@@markelijio6012Events definitely rebounded, unquestionably.

No. I asked everyone if they remembered the ending of that movie and thought I was the sole person in the galaxy to feel bummed by it! I even though I remembered it wrong because I would be often too drunk by the end of a movie to comprehend it fully. Not here apparently... Still a way better film than Ghosts Can't Do It!

I love that movie.

From, Zorba, to, this, tragic.

And he probably got the fattest paycheck of the cast for those three days.

@@meghanphillips3495 Perhaps, that's where the budget went.

Come to think of it, yeah

also difference is that the male antagonist was reanimated, plus it had cenobites

"We have such sites to show you, mostly just watching this movie on a continuous loop." "Can't I just have hooks in my face like everyone else?" "Nope. You opened the box, you don't get to choose the torture. Plus, my copy of Ghost Dad was lost in the mail" ".....you really are evil, you know that?"

More disturbing than Clive Barker’s most famous work. Now that’s... I wanna say talent, but that would be too praiseworthy.

The late Roger Ebert recommended that movie in his visceral review of "Caligula'.

@@matthewdaley746 Yeah, A Clockwork Orange, but unlike Caligula that movie is now a masterpiece, Caligula is just sick and depraved trash.

Caligula may be sick and depraved, but no way in hell is it even close to being trash.

His parents were silent film actors and I can write and direct better than him. I’ve seen all three movies that Bo Derek won Worst Actress Razzies for and they were all terrible (Ghosts Can’t Do It is worse in comparison).

@@kingamoeboid3887 I’ve written my own script and I can tell you it’s way better than anything John Derek did. I worked HARD on it, constantly rewriting and making changes to improve it. He did none of that. He hated acting despite some acclaimed performances.

@@WedgePee that's great! The dialogue seems like a first draft script from a 4th grader who had no responsibilities for watching R rated films. I haven't finished a script yet but I have had fantastic ideas for them and I read a lot.

The stone cutter remark was a lot funnier than it had any right to be. XD Seriously, though, it's almost like John Derek intentionally ignored everything he saw from working with directors like DeMille because he hated acting that much. It's like he became a director simply because he wanted to boss others around on a film set.

@@galeforce3192 seems true. I'd put him on the level of incompetence as Friedberg and Seltzer.

Let's see: Shares initials and letter-counts with "Damien Thorn;" repeatedly associated with the number "666" (cf., 666 5th Avenue); delights in the suffering of others; groomed, protected and raised to power by an international conspiracy; doing his damnedest to bring about Armageddon...dang, it's enough to make one a believer.

I'm watching on my cellphone. The only way I can see the URL is if I choose the "Copy to Clipboard" button and then Paste it into a blank text box, which is just a hassle if I don't need to

I mean it was directed by a shitty person who is dead and stars another guy who may just be Satan himself, so it fits.

Figures, he had already played another Greek.

Yeah, well, neither were Cinema Sins reviews, but that doesn't stop a lot of people from doing it anyway. =/

Well For Fairlane certainly is...a movie that got made.

@@BaranoffIsaac Ah, I admit I'm trolling a little bit there. =) I've never seen Adventures of Ford Fairlane so I have nothing to say about its quality either way.

It was an cool comedy from Disney in 1990 and it was from the creators of the stunning hit for the same studio, "Die Hard 2."

It won an ASCAP Award for best music-original song in 1991.

And he still has the same shit-eating grin.

@@fermintenava5911 And he is still your President

@@craigstewart1532 Soon to be ex...

@@craigstewart1532 Ha! That comment aged well.

Anyways, she was fired.

K Janíková As well as ripping his butthurt supporters in the comments.

1998, actually.

It doesn’t matter anymore okay?

He also edited the film. And his parents are silent film actors.

@@kingamoeboid3887 WHAT!?!? D8

@@origamipein18 he was also in The Ten Commandments (directed by Cecil B. DeMille).

@@kingamoeboid3887 Aah! D:

@@origamipein18 and he previously married Linda Evans, Ursula Andress and Pati Behrs.

What kind of spring rolls? I like the shrimp ones.

What?!

@@matthewdaley746 Don't forget Cliffhanger and Die Hard 2.

While Disney/SLM/Silver Pictures' co-production of "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" not only did great on VHS in 2001 and DVD in 2003 with thousands of special features but it was also did cool on TV syndication, especially on WWOR since 1994 in its full widescreen format which gave what audiences want and that's exactly what they love this film and a whole lot more, but "Ghosts Can't Do It" which doesn't work for the cast and crew at all.

I've seen Bolero (1984), this film and Tarzan The Ape Man (1981) and they were all bad. Ghosts Can't Do It is the worst in terms of incompetence. I did laugh at how bad they were with the slow motion and bad grammar dialogue. I'm looking forward to watching 10 (1979) one day.

@@kingamoeboid3887 You should watch Tommy Boy, it's hilarious!

@@JaredGriffiths2000will do.

There have been a few razzie winners that he hasn't lit into. For example, he was very fair to mommie dearest (showed how it was bad, but also pointed out it had potential to be something much better) and created a very entertaining video. So he could go easy on Ford Fairlane.

@@meghanphillips3495 yeah he was pretty fair to Cocktail as well, I guess the razzies were on the hate Dice bandwagon of the time.

@@lerm2866 ADC made it VERY easy to hate him!

He certainly did a lot more good for the community than Sleepy Joe and his supporters have

I think he might have been too stoned to do otherwise. Judging at all the giggling in his dialogue it's either that or he couldn't give less of a s***!

The only other tie after this came in 2015, and he already reviewed both of them. (Fifty Shades of Gray and Fant4stic)

She did say that she has been told that she deserved better but I don't have a shred of blame against her for it. I do wanna see 10 (1979).

Meh. It was alright.

@@matthewstoneback9 I have seen Bolero, Ghosts Can't Do It and Tarzan The Ape Man and they all sucked.

Exactly, my point.

@@matthewstoneback9 I saw 10 a couple of days ago and thought it was good and I thought Bo can act just on that film alone. And that film was directed by Blake Edwards who directed Breakfast At Tiffany’s (1961).