"Who exactly is trying to hookup at a family reunion?" The Lannisters.

I like this video, which is a plug-in hybrid.

"Well, that's just great. JUST great. We got birds puking acid on people, we got mountain lions setting forest fires, AND we got no happy meals. Thanks, Obama!" Great video, Sean. Happy anniversary! (And yeah, I've been with you since close to day one...I love what you do)

I love watching different reviewers talk about the same movie. Not everyone points outs the same stuff and it’s cool to see the different reactions.

This movie was filmed just across the street where I live. Now I feel I live in a dark place.

Birdemic is the perfect choice for your five year anniversary special.

"Their weapon of choice is the coat hanger." "NO....MORE.........*HANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS*!"

This is actually the best and most informing review of birdemic i have seen. And you actually brought alot new to the table.

I never even noticed the hotel couple weren't their friends. They're pretty interchangeable.

You happened to upload your five year anniversary almost at the exact same time as ADoseOfBuckley. Coincidence? MOST LIKELY!

Ha! The oogieloves thing is still your ringtone.

well, James might technically be a worse DIRECTOR than Uwe Bowl, but at least he's a better PERSON.

It's almost as if the movie forgot what it was supposed to be and then finally on the 40 minute mark, the movie remembered and said "oh yeah I forgot BRING IN THE CRAPPIER THAN CRAPPY CGI BIRDS!!!"

Dear Sean, This is glorious!!! And I hope u keep doing this for MUCH longer. I wish nothing but the best for u, Sean you have and still are one of my favorite KZfaqrs. Thanku for your reviews (and I'll see u soon in the next video) Sincerely, Jason

Haha, still the Ringtone from the Oogieloves Review. XD

"Framing! You're doing it wrong!" Still cracks me up😂😂😂

Happy Anniversary, Cinematic Excrement. So glad you're here, and I'd been hoping you'd do Birdemic. It didn't disappoint. In the future, we definitely need more Questionable Accent Pirate Guy.

Exploding birds! Michael bay should remake this movie!

You live in San Jose? Damn. You live close to me.

This is one of my absolute favorite reviews of yours. You put so much thought into the behind the scenes information which made it so much more interesting, and overall my favorite review of this movie. PS - my favorite bts anecdote of this movie: James Nguyen made up some of the crew member names in the end credits to make the film seem more professional.

The coat hangers makes me want to see Mommie Dearest reviewed on this "show".

23:50 I would've gone with a fire extinguisher. I mean, if it's just birds you're going up against, blasting them with that should drive them off. Oh but wait, that would require animation for the stuff that comes out. Now I understand. Awesome review and congratulations on 5 years! Here's to 5 more hopefully!

Happy 5 Years Sean! Believe it or not but you were one of the first reviewers I ever watched. Here's to more awesome videos!

Wait Five years? Time passes very quickly!

Congrats on fives years of entertaining and thoughtful analysis of movies. I discovered your channel a few weeks ago and have been binge watching to catch up. Keep up the excellent work!

That mysterious mountain lion arsonist, who wanted to burn down multiple forest years earlier but was stopped by Smokey the bear and put in prison. Unfortunately he got out for good behavior and plotted his revenged by burning this one since Smokey was trying to rescue a family of rabbit from those birds on the other side of the forest.

Ed Wood at least TRIED to make a good movie and they had charm.

This movie feels like the Uwe Boll adaptation Nintendo Duck Shoot.

32:21 best "so bad its good" scene ever.

"Why are the birds attacking?" "Global Warming is causing bird flu" "...You're an idiot"

you know. your twilight reviews was my way of watching twilight. I also must say most the things you review i honestly enjoy. so its amazing to hear what you say and realize you are correct. i enjoy your opinions and im happy you fired up that camera and ranted on about movies. thank you. I often find myself yelling some of the things you say at the TV while watching random shows, you leave a mark. Thank you.

**Thunderous applause from your fans**

This makes me happy :-D Congrats on 5 fantastic years.

Awesome commentary as always!! We love you Sean!!!

I know it's an older video but I just watched your Battleship one yesterday and I remember thinking that if you and your father are two sarcastic jokesters, to survive your mom has to be exactly like both of you or... She's a friggin saint!

The CBS Special presentation parody intro was a very nice touch

7/10 on the Troll 2 impression. No fly on forehead included.

My favorite joke of this review: 17:39 "Framing! You're doing it wrong."

Jeez I just recently discovered this cool channel and saw this 5 year anniversary video, which was released 8 years ago. Dam where have I been 😮

I never expected a review of this, nor did I expect to comment on this video within a few hours of its release, but I could not be happier! Happy five year anniversary!

I came in kinda late to the party, but I've loved your work ever since discovering it! Congrats on five years of the show, and here's to many more fine reviews of not-so-fine films!

Wow, even Wes Craven's crude, cheaply-made directorial debut THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT in 1972 wasn't THIS crude and cheaply made. If anything, this film makes Ed Wood and Uwe Boll look like Cecil B. DeMille and Steven Spielberg, respectively.

I've been watching you since you started. I love your show and can't wait for more

Happy five years, bro. And here's to the next year of awesomeness.

Congrats on 10K subscribers man. I subbed in summer and you were only at about 7K so I haven't been here long but I can tell this has been a very successful year. Regardless congratulations again you deserve it.

Omg my face hurts xD I didn't put my expectations low enough! Congrats on the 5 awesome years, loved every minute!

Now that you brought it up you should review Troll 2.... "It is unavoidable.... It is your destiny!" There was actually a documentary about Troll 2 made called Best Worst Movie. Most of the cast and even the director show up for a reunion in it.

Congrats on five years! You've gotten so much better over the years! I hope you don't mind me saying. :P

This was uploaded on my 21st birthday. Best. Goddamn. Present. Ever. Thank you, Mr. Smeghead. Thank you.

Happy 5 year anniversary! Love you videos!

Oh god. It...it's glorious! I don't know what's better, the terribad movie or the sheer undeserved ego of the director! IS it ego? I mean, it's hard to tell...

Happy anniversary. It's been an awesome ride thus far :D

It's been a good 5 years Sean. I've enjoyed each one of your videos, and I look forward to the Future of your work. =~)

I'm sorry, I just lost it at the end of this video. Couldn't stop laughing! I second the Rifftrax recommendation. I had the privilege of seeing a simulcast in a movie theater and I laughed so hard I couldn't feel my face after. I'm new to this channel and I'm loving it so far!

unbelievable to think we've come this far. Congrats Sean, it's been a trip. And I think for one of your next reviews, you should Max Payne.

I don't remember the date I first watch you, but I remember the first review I watched, it was "Cat in the Hat". I still want to know why you don't have more subcribers.

Happy anniversary! Have a merry Christmas!

! been a big fan of yours since i saw your twilight review 4 years ago, and I also got my cousin to hooked up too so congratulations on hitting the 5 year mark, "lifts a cup" here is to you and to future reviews !

why haven't you lent your brilliant ribaldry to The Room?

This was hilarious. Happy New Year

Yay for 5 Years! Love your reviews I'm not really a fan of Phelous and it was you that introduced me to Doug walker in the first place and it was there I even heard of him or Obscuras Lupa so who cares if they've reviewed it. Thanks for four years of reviews (that's how long I've been watching) and I eagerly wait as ever for the next!

Congratulations on your 5 year mark Sean, hard to believe its been that long, its certainly been a hell of a lot of episodes since the first review of yours I ever saw (Last Airbender) but may there be many many more in the future. Regarding the absurdity of using a coat hanger as a weapon, according to TVtropes, that wasn't originally in the script. They were supposed to use a shower rod from the room they were in as a weapon (ha ha, a rod using a rod as a weapon). However, the rooms in the motel they were filming that, had no rods available, so they had to make do with the coat hangers. The actors were pretty much aware of how ridiculous that looked. The actress playing Nathalie had this to say: "There's not a lot you can do to prepare yourself for something like swatting away non-existent birds with coat hangers. At that point in the shooting, I was pretty much just along for the ride" And it shows, if you notice closely, she spends A LOT of time in the movie trying real hard not to laugh. Either at the horrible dialog, the ridiculous premise, or the sheer absurdity of it all xD. That she was able to keep any semblance of a straigth face at all speaks volumes of her capacity to somewhat act.

Holy crap! You're right, adding music did make the scene slightly better.

just started watching your show. Congrats with anniversary.

Congratulations!! I think you are very good in your reviews. By the way, I enjoy your jokes. Greetings from Mexico City!!

Congrats on your 5 year anniversary! :)

you deserve so many more subscribers, keep at it man

Amazing. Your content just keeps getting better. Keep up the good work and one day you will reach the stars. Or end up in prision for copyright infrigements, whatever comes first.

THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING THIS… THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSS…..

Happy fifth anniversary, Sean!

8:25 maybe because the director downloaded a trial version of an editing software online which only only allowed him to a maximum of exactly 30 secs. Or he did it intentionally. Both are clear indicators of sheer incompetence.

You and Dose Of Buckley within a couple hours of each other? I call shenanigans, sir! Congrats!

I may not have started watching this right away but the the first episode i watch was twilight. Since seeing your videos I can't watch twilight when i used to love it. Thank you for that and I do mean that seriously. Please continue with these but can you do more modern movies. Maybe try city of bones. I don't know how bad it is when you haven't read the book but it was horrible having read it. Love you, which is weird because i am 17 but I love your sense of humor and most of your videos and have been watching for years. Can't wait for the next video

Finally I Really Saw This coming

Congratulations, keep up the good work

i died laughing at 13:23

i'm not the kind of person who comments twice on a video, but i just saw your number of subscribers and it was exactly at 10000. So... Congratulations. Keep this videos going!

Hey man would you review The Room

Congrats on your anniversary man! ..Also Black Clouds and Silver Linings _is_ Dream Theater's best work.

This is awesome!

Congratz you Sami Järvi looking fella! Here's to 5 million more years!

2:14 Your ringtone is hilarious! 😂🤣

Whitney Moore has really come a long long way from this. No one can ever say that she did not start from the bottom.

And this will be on my blog this Christmas

Congrats, pal!

23:47 Actually, apparently they where going to use the rod from the closet, but the motel they filmed in didn't have removable ones. And they didn't have the budget to buy a new $8 one from the local hardware store.

Neil Breen and Nguyen should team up for the Ultimate Cult B or C Movie madness, with a little Miami Connection thrown in, Window into the Basement

A bird flies by in the background at 28 minute mark, and they just left it in.

12:53 Does he have Pringles in his shoes?

James Nguyen turned out to be quite a horrible person, ignoring child labor laws, getting sued for sexual harassment, not paying actors, and being a Prima Donna Director, among other things. There have been some video clips of him screaming at someone (cast or crew, it's unknown), basically yelling "Do you know who I am? I'm better than you!"

Keep up the Good work man

Tfw NASCAR announces a race on the streets of Chicago IN AND AROUND THE LOOP on July 4 weekend

Congratulations, dude! XD

15:48 what movie is that from? Couldn't stop laughing when I watched it btw

God bless you sean

Hoping the next episode for the 63rd one is How the Grinch Stole Christmas-(The 2000 Jim Carrey turd) for this year's Cinematic Excrement Christmas episode since it's long overdue of being teared to sheds

I saw James Nguyen driving though Park City. If only I knew what I was missing...

"Something truly magical happens" @ around 22:33? For a moment there, I though we were going to get a "Crying Game" moment, which would be an humongous disappointment...

Oh, and a Dream Theater t-shirt to boot! Nice!

man that movie audio sound like those annoying safety vids u have to watch for retail