To quote Jack Black in The Muppets: “You’re ruining one of the greatest songs of all time!”

As a Native American, THANK YOU

Here we are, Sean-entertain us! This film’s stupid-and outrageous!

The backstoy of Peter becomes a "Virgin Black Beard and Chad fairy prince" story with Smeghead's naming and I love it.

Hugh Jackman in HIGH DRAG. He'd absolutely win a design challenge on Drag Race in that getup.

Pan needs to have Happy thoughts in order to fly, so when he was falling to his death in the beginning he must of been so happy to die and be done with this shitty movie that it made him fly for the first time

You know you fucked up when the version of peter pan from "once upon a time" is more accurate to the peter pan from the original story.

Believe it or not, “Pan” is not the only movie to take place years after the original story was published. The musical “Annie” is set in 1933 even though the “Little Orphan Annie” comic strip it was based upon started its eighty-six year long run in 1924, a full nine years before the musical is set. And then there’s “IT: Chapter One”, which is set in 1989, a full THREE YEARS (or rather, 2.75 years*) after the original book’s publication date. *The original book came out on 25 September 1986 while the film is set between June and August of 1989.

Definitely *PANNED* for a good reason. No pun intended!

It was panned for a good reason

15:17 why is Tigerlily wearing my grandmother's doormat on her head?

Oh man I remember watching the Cinematic Excrements for Twilight and Eragon back in '09...awesome to see that this channel is still around and still making the same great content that gave me laughs when I was younger!

The pirate-to-nun soliloquy was fantastic. XD

15:24 Tiger Lily’s headpiece looks like something Lady Gaga would wear.

So, the Neverland natives turns into a puff of pastel smoke when they are killed... Are they supposed to be natives or members of the Crystal Gems?

Hot take: the only good version of Peter Pan is the Peter and the Starcatchers book series, which provides an origin for Never Land and its characters, and develops them further (also with full-on Cosmic Horror). Not coincidentally, it’s also the best depiction of the natives, who in this are the Mollusk tribe led by Fighting Prawn.

There was a movie on the Blacklist one year that was called "Wonka" about the origins of Willy Wonka and how the factory came to be before Slugworth brought it down. It also took place in WWII. So, I guess I know why that project hasn't materialized. It only takes a few adjustments and replacements to get to the summary of "Pan".

I think the bit with "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is where they wanted to be "A Knight's Tale"

They already did the Pan origin story better in the 2011 miniseries Neverland. Peter Rowe as Peter, Rhys Ifans as James "Jimmy" Hook, Bob Hoskins (RIP) as Smee, Anna Friel as Cap. Elizabeth Bonny, and Keria Knightley as the voice of Tinkerbell...definitely worth a watch, in my opinion.

23:11 Still a better love story than Twilight.

I swear, I can hear Sir James Barrie pounding on his coffin.

Is it just me or would this film have been better if it wasn’t so big? Like if it was an absurd 80s fantasy like Legend then I’d enjoy it more. That and Seamus McGarvey did the cinematography. He rarely does a bad job.

Why didn't they just get an actual Native American tribe to play the Native Neverland Tribe in PAN? I think you can easily do it so it is not racist, but have the original "peoples" portray the fictional tribe in the right way. They could add that they were an actual Native American Tribe that settled Neverland a couple of thousand years before. Secondly, Edward Teach (A.K.A. Blackbeard) was an actual person, there are iconically famous images of his appearance that they could have used, why the fuck did he look like Cruella DeViles conquistador ancestor? Thirdly if you are going to do a Bioshock Infinite and add "modern" songs in a time where they don't belong for fun, why didn't they go all out and make PAN a full on comedy? They made the film way too serious in tone for a Peter "Bloody" Pan movie. Where is the Whimsy?

they just had a Peter pan movie in 2004,who thought that this was needed already?

Hook was a better Peter Pan origin story. Heck, Once Upon A Time had a better storyline with Peter Pan being the villain trying to get Henry Mills to give him his heart because Henry had "the heart of the truest believer". And Peter Pan is also Rumpelstiltskin's father.

15:04 No you didn't really ruin my childhood considering a lot of Disney's older films such as Peter Pan, Dumbo, Lady and the Tramp and the Aristocates have some racial sterotypes but it doesn't really bother me considering they were merely products of their time. Besides I've seen way worse racist shit online anyway.

Huge Jackman would make a great Pirates of the Caribbean villain against Jack Sparrow.

Over-actors make the movie. Under-actors break the movie.

Hugh Jackman's character should've been Hook, not Blackbeard.

The never bird looks like it came right out of the Croods.

Pixum, Transformium and Unobtanium? Aren't these writers paid millions?

A brand new subscriber here! I have been binge watching your great reviews! Peter Pan (2003) did portray the Neverland natives correctly. :)

* *Waves* * Hi Sean! Well done as always! ❤

So he did a vlog about this movie, and he reviewed it. Can we get more reviews like this?! This is awesome and HILARIOUS!!

OMFG WHAT DID THIS MOVIE DO TO HUGH JACKMAN????!!!!!!

Having lived in wisconsin, i can assure you that a brit would have done a better southern accent 🤣

Thanks for the warning, I was expecting a smartass. But seriously, this was a good episode. And I'm just as confused as you are about not casting Native Americans, it just doesn't make sense.

Honestly, I don't even hate the pirates singing the song. It's probably the part I enjoyed the most.

Don't worry, I saw this in the cinema too, and the Neverbirds looked just as bad here as they did there.

Actually, the 2003 version of Peter Pan DID throw the Native American's a bone. When they were casting that particular version of Peter Pan,, they SPECIFICALLY looked for a Native American child to play Princess Tiger Lily and they found one....who actually speaks Iroquois in the movie when she is scolding Captain Hook as he is looking for Wendy's brothers in the jungle.

Also-Jason Fuchs? Any relation to Fred Fuchs?

Maybe fairies can’t communicate with more than one fairy at a time, like they can’t talk in groups or something. And Peter is like a Queen bee who can direct them all at once without even saying anything. That would be an impressive power, being the Fairy God

Eugh. Pan as a horror movie/villain is such a better and more interesting concept than anything we've ever gotten.

2:53 "A [kid] who will never grow up." You can apply that to ALL politicians.

I'm glad you pointed this out: Pan failed because it's audience expected to see something similar to the original story of Peter Pan. It was never SUPPOSED to be similar to it, it took what people knew and turned it into an amazing fantasy movie and a different imagining of him entirely, but because people didn't want it to do that, most people didn't like it. That doesn't mean it's BAD, hell, this is my favorite movie of all time. But the expectations for this movie were so screwed up that people failed to see how good it really is. Pan is the perfect example of when a right film meets a wrong audience.

You can say it was... PANned

3:21 Wait, when did Pan become Oliver Twist?

Does the ending of the movie remind anyone else of The Rock Fight of Last Airbender where they had the power but it took one kid to remind them to fight?

20:22 I don't think Jackman knew the cameras were still rolling.😆😆😆

This movie cost $150 million and I don't know where some of that went too. Power Rangers cost $100 million and that was made years later.

7:50 to 7:54 Eh, to be fair, Alola's got a gem called "Fairium Z." Pan's sounds *slightly* less dumb in my opinion.

This movie becomes even more hilarious when you realize that the way Peter is described in the book it’s pretty clear he’s a violent narcissist, so having him be a chosen one is absurdity of the highest order.

If I wanted a 'Peter Pan' origin story, I'd read Regis Loisel's graphic novel 'Peter Pan', which portrays Peter in a Dickensian London with an abusive alcoholic mother and only finds joy entertaining boys at the local orphanage.

This is the worst Peter Pan adaptation ever.

So, we have a poor down on his luck boy who gets taken to a secret magical world due where he discovers that he has special magical powers and that he has to fufill some prophecy. Sounds like they mixed up two movie scripts.

Honestly though, based on the story, I could see why this script was desired. The premise is pretty cool, especially Pan and Hook meeting as slaves together, and I think in the right hands it would make a cool film or book.

YAYYYY im so glad you uploaded

They should have adapted Pater and the Star Catchers into a movie instead of making this mess.

Amanda Seyfried and Rooney Mara were both nominated for a Worst Supporting Actress Razzie, but they lost against Kaley Cuoco for The Wedding Ringer & Alvin and the Chipmunks 4

With the hint he gave last time and the opening monologue, I thought for SURE he was going to review Maleficent

My grandma lived through the Blitz (the bombing of British cities by Nazi planes during WW2, although admittedly she lived in Birmingham, not London. There is no way in HELL a giant fucking flying pirate ship would have gone unnoticed for even one night.

"I'm going to tell you a story about a boy who would never grow up. But enough about Donald Trump." Me: *Likes video*

As to why the RAF never spotted them, it's not like the British had any reason to be looking closely at the skies at night during World War II, so it is obviously conceivable that they missed a giant flying pirate ship. Also, of course the boys never questioned the others being adopted by Canadians at night for as we all know Canadians are religiously nocturnal and refuse to do anything during the day.

The Nuns aren’t evil enough. They aren’t burying babies at the back of the orphanage.

Hugh Jackman: Wakey Wakey! Me: Ah, so you're familiar with the Billy Cotton Band Show then.

I like it when there's them moving pictures so much better than all that talkety talk with just his kisser.

you need to review The Covenant and I, Frankenstein!

9:15 "Pixim a helluva drug!" 🤣🤣 All the dislikes are from people who don't get that one.

Tigerlily: cyber goth meets grandma style!!!!

Waiting for hook to lose his hand was like hot tub time machine when they was waiting for dude to lose his arm

5:00 Reminds me of conventions back in the '80s. There would be trays of celery and broccoli with some kind of dip that was dried up out for the patrons, and if you went in the back there'd be 5 to 11 fat people, both male and female, all sitting around the pans of lasagna, tamales and meats that were supposed to be presented for the patrons. You could hear the horking sounds as they glorped down the real food. Very reminiscent of Kevin Spacey's description of the fat man in the movie Se7en. "An obese man. A disgusting man who could barely stand up. A man, who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him. A man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal."

Is there any good way to portray the Neverland natives? I'm open to ideas.

You are doing God's work here sir.

i hope you can do The Last Knight in early 2018 Sean.

Hugh Jackman is a bright spot in any movie, no matter how bad. The man is a brilliant actor.

They did the exact opposite as Ridiculous Six, They only casted non-Native Americans as opposed to Sandler who casted Native Americans.

I was expecting you were gonna do Garbage Pail Kids or Son of the Mask?!?!?!

Great as usual.

Were the writers high on Pixum when they hammered out the script!? I'm beginning to think that this is what a Hollywood studio executive's bad acid trip would be like before actual production on a bad multimillion dollar production based on a beloved children's book even BEGAN!!!

looks like an expansion to ERod/BlockBuster Buster's review

Why is Blackbeard aging in Neverland anyway? Isn't Neverland a place where you don't age, at least that's what I remembered from the book, musical, play, and films? The whole appeal of Neverland was that no one ages, that's why Wendy and her brothers went with Peter in the first place. My gosh, the SyFy version of Neverland was a better prequel than this. Yeah, that's right, a FREAKING SyFy miniseries was able to pull off a better story about Peter Pan's origins than a Hollywood $150 million film.

I can't imagine who would classify this as a great, unproduced script. How is the Black List chosen? By dart board?

So which was a worse origin story PAN or HOOK?

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but didn't James give himself the name "Hook" after Peter cut his hand off?

A found footage film is next? Closest guesses: Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones, Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, Chernobyl Diaries, As Above So Below, Diary of the Dead, The Gallows, Into the Storm. Wild Card: Unfriended. This isn't so much found footage as it is Skype footage.

Happy Halloween everyone!

In the movie It's Alive (1974), a newborn seemed to be enabled with the ability of autonomous action.

Here it comes!

Netflix was still doing rental disc in 2017?

so, what are you going to review for your 100th episode? maybe Son of the Mask or something?

pausing at 5.43 i saw a 19'th century british red-coat soldier with a pith helmet. any possible explanation? could the pirate ships also travel through time?

8:11 Biggest historical inaccuracy ever. Unless Neverland exists in a dimension outside of space and time, this makes no sense at all.

I learned you can just hold your breath in space to stay safe from Double Dragon Neon. So it must be true.

At least Levi Miller is in a "Witch Mountain" series, so at least he can put this behind him.

8:14 For some reason, I was expecting a Temple of Doom reference there.

Those are not pastel colours. Too vibrant and saturated, they're basicaly the exact opposite.

I knew a guy whose last name was Fuchs. He pronounced it with the u making the same sound as the u in "mute" (so like "fyooks").

this >>>>>>>>> cinemasins Keep it going smeghead!

Best version will ever be the Jeremy Sumpter version. It’s bloody entertaining, the casting choices are perfect, Smee is a delight, the love for teddy bears made me cry, Tiger Lily ISN’T a white lady, Wendy is both lovey dovey but smart and clearheaded, Jason Isaacs is the BEST, the dance of the faeries is magical...I do believe in faeries, I do! I do! Oh and Tink is great. Just go forget this and go with this one. It was one of those family movies no one thought was going to be any good but turned out to be the best book translation and it’s just super fun!

Is anyone else having the audio cut out randomly? It keeps happening on his videos.