CK2 But My Son IS THE DEVIL! Crusader Kings 2 Holy Fury 0 Stat Man (Funny Moments)

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to effectively the opposite of our wonderful 100 Stat Man adventure! Presenting King Steve of Wales also known as 0 Stat Man.
He is just an ordinary bloke except all of his stats are set to 0 so realistically he is the worst possible ruler you can have in Crusader Kings 2 (CK2). So yes this one is going to be a huge challenge!
To make things worse we just discovered that King Steve's son is the devil himself so YES! Things are going to get very interesting and very funny.
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@nerdygamingofficial
@nerdygamingofficial 5 жыл бұрын
Can we continue this series with his demon son that would be awesome
@dreadpenguinlord340
@dreadpenguinlord340 5 жыл бұрын
Seconded! :)
@gillettedave
@gillettedave 5 жыл бұрын
i also agree
@alexinator564
@alexinator564 5 жыл бұрын
PLEASE PLAY AS ELIAS
@tomrobinson5710
@tomrobinson5710 5 жыл бұрын
I concur
@Quirkylobster
@Quirkylobster 5 жыл бұрын
fuck yes !! maybe even get the unicorn thing lmao
@TimiPigeon
@TimiPigeon 5 жыл бұрын
Please continue as King Elis the Devil!! One of the most interesting characters I’ve seen yet
@bignasty102589
@bignasty102589 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen the Devil (s)pawn event before, but what happens when the player controls this character?
@LizzieLeporidae
@LizzieLeporidae 5 жыл бұрын
@@bignasty102589 With the Monks and Mystics DLC, they become head of Lucifer's Own. If I remember correctly, they also get an event spawned army alongside three really good female courtiers.
@wesselstolze9555
@wesselstolze9555 5 жыл бұрын
@@bignasty102589 there is also a chance of opening a pit to hell (reaeaeeaeallyyyy rare) that hase nothing to do with the line but together shit happends
@zelg.5551
@zelg.5551 5 жыл бұрын
@@LizzieLeporidae Can you get immortal as devil spawn? I'm now curious what would happen if you conquer everything as one. I feel like it would be a missed opportunity if there wasn't some hidden flavor text for achieving such a feat.
@alternamasaki429
@alternamasaki429 4 жыл бұрын
This comment has 666 likes by the time i post this
@ColCoal
@ColCoal 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit! He finally said Apostate instead of Apostle!
@DIEGhostfish
@DIEGhostfish 5 жыл бұрын
That made me smile too.
@dreadpenguinlord340
@dreadpenguinlord340 5 жыл бұрын
I have to say, seeing your son go from all-zero origins to becoming his very own self-made 100-stat-man would be pretty awesome!
@miguelrodriguez3085
@miguelrodriguez3085 5 жыл бұрын
You should play satan child. Its too perfect.
@mr.spaghettiarms1473
@mr.spaghettiarms1473 5 жыл бұрын
Spiffing I have to say I am enjoying these ck2 videos very much
@chickensoundedmexicanyt9732
@chickensoundedmexicanyt9732 5 жыл бұрын
everyone is
@immortalis7577
@immortalis7577 5 жыл бұрын
Challenge: Play with King elis, and kill the pope!!!!!
@Twidleythegnome
@Twidleythegnome 5 жыл бұрын
Fully mutilate, torture & humiliate him first obvs
@josephcola9662
@josephcola9662 5 жыл бұрын
YES. bonus points if you somehow found a Satanist religion.
@AlissonNeves2
@AlissonNeves2 5 жыл бұрын
@@josephcola9662 Satan religion? is this really possible?
@josephcola9662
@josephcola9662 5 жыл бұрын
@@AlissonNeves2 I dunno, I don't play CK2. You can refound the Norse faith and proclaim yourself one of it's gods, so Satanism shouldn't be in the realm of impossibility.
@ThSadomasohista
@ThSadomasohista 5 жыл бұрын
@@josephcola9662 There is a Satanistic cult, but no way to make it into a recognised religion.
@slurmsmckenzie1390
@slurmsmckenzie1390 3 жыл бұрын
"A homosexual that is also an impaler" is my favorite line from this episode lol
@Gormathius
@Gormathius 2 жыл бұрын
12:27 Imagine if the secret to getting into shape was just obeying someone telling you to get into shape and just not be fat. No dieting or regular exercise or anything, literally just obey the first person telling you to stop being fat.
@sinjull2256
@sinjull2256 5 жыл бұрын
Now I want you to continue playing as the Demon child! You have to continue as he is slowly becoming 100 stat man by game mechanics!
@andresarancio6696
@andresarancio6696 5 жыл бұрын
Steve was struggling with sickness and being a completly normal down to earth man while the devil son was basically Hellboy, a lucifer spawn who became a good lad somehow
@danielknight8351
@danielknight8351 5 жыл бұрын
I want to see the adventures of King Elis!
@KuueenKumi
@KuueenKumi 2 жыл бұрын
"King Ellis, the legitimized bastard who is shrewd, uncouth, brawny, a genius who's strong, a homosexual who is also an impaler, they're lustful, they're deceitful, they're ambitious, they're cruel, they're gluttonous, they're brave, they're wrathful, they are envious, they're gregarious, they're paranoid, they're greedy, they're possessed. They are a voice of Satan who saw a holy comet, who's now started speaking in tongues, giving them -20 Diplomacy. They're pious, they've recently went carousing, they despise the aristocrats, they've won a few duels, they have quite a good bit of duel experience, but they are merciless." This could be a sitcom. He's a gay demon spawn, pious to the Dark Lord with whom he speaks, and who hates the rich. He's brawny and strong and has excellent physique. Yet he's a greedy and cruel King who takes what he wants, sexually or monetarily, and might duel you to a vicious death about it. And in negotiations he's constantly on his guard, speaking to himself, the Dark Lord, and the diplomats in his court. It makes things confusing.
@ShiroHikarii
@ShiroHikarii 5 жыл бұрын
Your son is a Spawn of Lucifer, not a Pawn of Lucifer.
@vonfaustien3957
@vonfaustien3957 5 жыл бұрын
This is crusader kings what are are your spawn but pawns to be merryed iff and sacrificed for your gain? And why are you expecting the literal devil to care more his children than European nobility
@saittugrulturhal
@saittugrulturhal 5 жыл бұрын
Von Faustien Because the devils goal is to prove to god that humans are beneath him and that he shouldn’t be forced to bow to them. If he is as bad as the humans he despises and wants to trick how can he still prove that he was right? Meaning he probably should care more for his spawn than European nobility
@vonfaustien3957
@vonfaustien3957 5 жыл бұрын
@@saittugrulturhal huh that actually kind of makes sense.
@CAMSLAYER13
@CAMSLAYER13 4 жыл бұрын
Somali Kid religion is a mine field of interpretations
@samuelsims6747
@samuelsims6747 5 жыл бұрын
A devil man series in the works? Featuring zero stat man’s son
@Rhinlord
@Rhinlord 5 жыл бұрын
*Burns Apostate* "Thats how Mafia works"
@wabch
@wabch 5 жыл бұрын
9:36 "Thats how Mafia works"
@ethanworner864
@ethanworner864 5 жыл бұрын
When is 100 stat man coming back?
@angreif
@angreif 5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Woo!
@minionmaster9745
@minionmaster9745 5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit yess
@battleofjericho4540
@battleofjericho4540 5 жыл бұрын
yes
@willwalsh7591
@willwalsh7591 5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit when is next video
@sleep3417
@sleep3417 5 жыл бұрын
@@willwalsh7591 Asking the real questions here
@__-yx7ys
@__-yx7ys 5 жыл бұрын
Why am I not surprised.....
@__-yx7ys
@__-yx7ys 5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit :(
@__-yx7ys
@__-yx7ys 5 жыл бұрын
@Kaiser Wilhelm II hey there willy ;)
@Gloriankithsanus
@Gloriankithsanus 5 жыл бұрын
@@DhonJoe Should've teamed up with allies and conquer the world in the name of democracy. Can't be attacked by the allies if you're allied to the allies.
@unknownuser4692
@unknownuser4692 5 жыл бұрын
Elis of Dunoting was surprisingly the greatest non-100 Stat Man I have been ever seen how did this even happen!!???!!?
@ThSadomasohista
@ThSadomasohista 5 жыл бұрын
A child of Satan is forced to have multiple set characteristics, so they do tend to have the highest average stats in the game.
@unknownuser4692
@unknownuser4692 5 жыл бұрын
@@ThSadomasohista makes sense
@mitchverr9330
@mitchverr9330 5 жыл бұрын
I have simply no idea how the hell Elis became such a damn unit, you made no attempt to guide him down that path did you? Also holy crap, you actually said apostate correctly!
@mdocevski
@mdocevski 5 жыл бұрын
Make Elis immortal and share that save file, please :pray:
@franksloe5087
@franksloe5087 5 жыл бұрын
I wanna see the demon child series continued
@yuyaplays9311
@yuyaplays9311 5 жыл бұрын
Spif you need to keep going with Steve's demon son.
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 5 жыл бұрын
"Eh, it could have been worse"
@C4Cole05
@C4Cole05 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. more like Justin *WHY* *ARE* *YOU* *HERE*
@akselirantanen5310
@akselirantanen5310 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it really could
@amogusenjoyer
@amogusenjoyer 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. You watched 3mins of the vid but ok 🤔
@ferbintegabriel4714
@ferbintegabriel4714 5 жыл бұрын
Notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@noahjohnson935
@noahjohnson935 5 жыл бұрын
I'm suprised you've come to this side of KZfaq. I've never seen you on a CK2 video before
@C4Cole05
@C4Cole05 5 жыл бұрын
What if 0 Stat Man is somehow related to 100 Stat Man and Spiff makes 100 Stat Man the King of Whales in the main campaign No the 100 Stat Dynasty cannot be defiled by anyone that hasn't gotten more than 100 kills
@kuldud7424
@kuldud7424 5 жыл бұрын
spiffing we need "0 Stat Man 2 - Electric Boogaloo"!
@joebench289
@joebench289 5 жыл бұрын
Recently found your channel thanks to Jimmy and isp. Love this ck2 series, rimworld and the 100 stat man series. Keep it up!
@joshreichardt2485
@joshreichardt2485 5 жыл бұрын
Pleas keep playing as King Elis and conquer Norway.
@arquivoNPG
@arquivoNPG 5 жыл бұрын
The challenge should be going from a 0 stat man to a 100 stat man
@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy
@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy 5 жыл бұрын
You should do a satanist run! :D
@josephcola9662
@josephcola9662 5 жыл бұрын
Seconded
@PhysicistGamer
@PhysicistGamer 5 жыл бұрын
Thirded
@williamhartig9904
@williamhartig9904 5 жыл бұрын
Your next series should be a cooking show in which Americans try to appease you with tea
@adampeters550
@adampeters550 5 жыл бұрын
having joined at around 20k it makes me happy to see how much your channel have grown :)
@SupaDanteX
@SupaDanteX 5 жыл бұрын
Part 1: Your son has no traits. Part 2: Your son has ALL THE TRAITS AND IS THE DEVIL. Who got combat advice from Jesus. And saw an Omen from...god?
@josephoram5118
@josephoram5118 5 жыл бұрын
I almost wish it continued as the devil child
@loganm986
@loganm986 4 жыл бұрын
"He may be the son of Satan but he has great stats"
@johnvak01
@johnvak01 5 жыл бұрын
Play the devil character!
@Fishy577
@Fishy577 2 жыл бұрын
Steve spittttin fax l, life in isolation is alright
@gemineyeduality764
@gemineyeduality764 5 жыл бұрын
Your last video said this wouldn't need to be two parts. I knew it ended oddly. Found this days later. Great series, cheers.
@johndoe-qn2mm
@johndoe-qn2mm 5 жыл бұрын
Why am I always out of tea when I stumble onto your videos?
@tyrdravok2329
@tyrdravok2329 5 жыл бұрын
No idea how I found this channel but now I can’t stop watching videos from it.
@mgtnquasar8092
@mgtnquasar8092 5 жыл бұрын
They need to get you verified Brit!!! You have now well surpassed 100k subs!!! Funny as always man! Keep up the good work!!!
@matthewbloomfield7644
@matthewbloomfield7644 5 жыл бұрын
Loving the ck2 vids
@tobek284
@tobek284 3 жыл бұрын
Owch, got called out on the tea. So, I filled up a thermos of Yorkshire Gold. It wasn't local so I ordered it by mail. I just had to try it and see what all the fuss was about. Great content. Keep up the good work.
@KuueenKumi
@KuueenKumi 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if we can use the mod he uses for 100 Stat Man to recreate possessed King Ellis and play his story on...
@TheDyingFox
@TheDyingFox 3 жыл бұрын
10:05 "...who have consulted with the Devil and threatened your realm... What-will-you-DOOooo!?" "...Light the Pyres!" The way you said it was priceless lmao 🤣
@josephamstutz9118
@josephamstutz9118 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see a demond king playthru. Lol keep playing as the devil son!
@Spacemansid98
@Spacemansid98 5 жыл бұрын
Please continue as your possessed son. That sounds so awesome!
@alexscott6553
@alexscott6553 5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see.more age of empires videos!! Love your work dude
@nah1308
@nah1308 5 жыл бұрын
I want to see 100 stat man adventure in mount and blade.
@willwalsh7591
@willwalsh7591 5 жыл бұрын
Bully vale into a cool maths games stream
@ArcturusArcher
@ArcturusArcher 5 жыл бұрын
Foreshadowing that your son could kill you at a moments notice.... 15 video seconds later (and 3 in game months?) Your son goes mad XD The stories you got here is Epic Spiff!
@manuelbarros4898
@manuelbarros4898 4 жыл бұрын
“He’s just a mortal human with some pretty terrible stats”. Well, aren’t we all?
@christaylor640
@christaylor640 5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna ive been waiting for the next 100 stat man episode for a week
@toomintytofresh
@toomintytofresh 5 жыл бұрын
Slowly dying of heatstroke, pours a boiling cup of tea at commands of spiff, the Kettle didn't even have to be turned on
@ninjapilot1062
@ninjapilot1062 5 жыл бұрын
your son is 100 stat man reborn into this world for his existence can never be snuffed out
@EthanolTailor
@EthanolTailor 5 жыл бұрын
the only channel that i will happily drink 57 cups of tea to in 20 minutes and risk caffeine overdose, worth it, 5 stars.
@KnightMirkoYo
@KnightMirkoYo 4 жыл бұрын
1:37: "She is coming, you are not..." while casually hovering over one of his traits LMAO
@ytivarg5371
@ytivarg5371 5 жыл бұрын
I do normally watch these with a cup of tea, but tonight i must drink beer for i didn't get out of work till 1:30 AM :(
@sportsfaninpain2284
@sportsfaninpain2284 5 жыл бұрын
Hey spiffing as you know bob has backed away from KZfaq. I love both of you’re videos and think that you’re both very entertaining. That’s why when bob announced his backing off I was heart broken. I want bob to know we won’t forget him. I don’t have the reasources to do this that’s why I have a request. If you could make a best of bob video with his best moments I think he would love it. Thank you for supporting bob when he needed it.
@kkkk-uh1cu
@kkkk-uh1cu Жыл бұрын
0 stat man: existing The devil: I like this one lol
@reallyFrogman
@reallyFrogman 5 жыл бұрын
Make this a series like you made 100 stat man please. I love this.
@xx007xx51
@xx007xx51 5 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more of the 0 stat man :D
@purplefreedom1631
@purplefreedom1631 5 жыл бұрын
usually I drink coffee... but today I'm drinking tea instead of tossing it into the harbor...
@bradbucknell3636
@bradbucknell3636 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect men don't exi-- * King Elis *
@ChronosSk
@ChronosSk 4 жыл бұрын
I think this has been the most wholesome playthrough of CK2 I've ever seen. Weird, you know, considering.
@yungmalaria
@yungmalaria 5 жыл бұрын
You should play as the demon boi tbh
@zacgarcia9082
@zacgarcia9082 5 жыл бұрын
You got me into ck2 And there goes 100 hours of my life
@bigneto95
@bigneto95 5 жыл бұрын
Your son deserves own series
@The_NthGineer
@The_NthGineer 5 жыл бұрын
After the most pacific dad... The devil son!!! 😂 Here comes the murders!
@raynmanshorts9275
@raynmanshorts9275 4 жыл бұрын
This video has gained considerable relevancy all of a sudden.
@TigerofRobare
@TigerofRobare 2 жыл бұрын
2019: Life in seclusion isn't so bad. 2021: Yeah, about that . . .
@ogrejd
@ogrejd Жыл бұрын
Sending food thieves to the dungeon? That's not how you're supposed to play CK2... Option 4. Always Option 4. :P
@renni9270
@renni9270 4 жыл бұрын
I wish we could have seen the devil king at work
@thatdoppioguy1825
@thatdoppioguy1825 5 жыл бұрын
This is some high class Hersey.
@mbanana23456
@mbanana23456 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, 100 stat man turns out to have been Steve's grandson.
@TheNextDecade244
@TheNextDecade244 5 жыл бұрын
0:34 Instructions unclear, became a vampire instead
@TheGoreFist
@TheGoreFist 5 жыл бұрын
I actually had to fill my cup of tea when you told to...
@BigDelta5403
@BigDelta5403 5 жыл бұрын
Now i want to see the adventures of king Elis
@p.herrmann4538
@p.herrmann4538 4 жыл бұрын
"...a homosexual whos also a impaler..." made my day
@jackyoung4673
@jackyoung4673 5 жыл бұрын
Son of the Devil? All I hear is Devil man: cry baby, new CK2 part!!!
@Levoid1
@Levoid1 5 жыл бұрын
short 10 minute stellaris highlights
@Altherix
@Altherix 5 жыл бұрын
"How did we get this! From this!?" Possessed by the Devil, you made a deal with the Devil son.
@jaredtench6977
@jaredtench6977 5 жыл бұрын
Love you spiff!
@levlewis2337
@levlewis2337 5 жыл бұрын
You have to play king Ellis, my tea can only stay hot so long.
@TheFlyOnYourWall
@TheFlyOnYourWall 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about getting the game but then I saw all the DLCs and the almost $300 (USD) price tag with it. I think I will just keep watching you play it.
@OriginalSoulbourne
@OriginalSoulbourne 5 жыл бұрын
I would like to mention: There's A LOT of fun events around the child of satan-in fact your firstborn may of died thanks not to the plague but a convient demon summoning. If he stays in your court you get a french nun who sacrifices herself praising him and other fun too. And once he takes power-well lets just say just because the people of the realm absolutely hate you, that wont be a problem when a few lady friends appear.
@ChinchillaBONK
@ChinchillaBONK 4 жыл бұрын
New CK 2 series : the demon king's conquest of the world!
@EyebrowsGaming
@EyebrowsGaming 5 жыл бұрын
Please continue! The Trash dynasty must endure!
@KatLovesUU
@KatLovesUU 5 жыл бұрын
Worth the wait
@mostlyjoe
@mostlyjoe 5 жыл бұрын
Please continue with Elis. Son of Satan series sounds awesome!!!
@Born_Stellar
@Born_Stellar 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here, should I get some yorkshire tea? nah, later. The your name is Dave and you have to.
@bethancut7973
@bethancut7973 5 жыл бұрын
I swear to lord 100 stat man that if I don’t get another 100 stat man video in the next twenty four hours I will actually.... I can’t think of something to do
@danrideout7295
@danrideout7295 5 жыл бұрын
Organ harvesting, carousing, hoi4 shit. Your channel is amazing
@yungcrustacean3971
@yungcrustacean3971 5 жыл бұрын
Zero stat man but in mount & blade
@TeaMsGu
@TeaMsGu 5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t show up in my sub box but did on my suggestions. Thanks youtube
@Stupid_Rabbit
@Stupid_Rabbit 5 жыл бұрын
In memory of 0 stat man i drink not just tea but Earl Grey in a proper bone chine tea set.
@signedzulu7637
@signedzulu7637 5 жыл бұрын
Elis stat man anyone?
@mdoolen3467
@mdoolen3467 4 жыл бұрын
I love my spiff co COFFEE cup. I use it every morning =)
@viverax7852
@viverax7852 5 жыл бұрын
*DEUS VULT INFIDEL*
@dandolanphotography8983
@dandolanphotography8983 5 жыл бұрын
Coffee with Chocolate Sprinkles sounds good you me.
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