Trump Indulges His Penchant For Chanting Mobs By Tweeting Encouragement To Lockdown Protesters

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Unable to rally up his base in person at campaign rallies, President Trump couldn't resist using Twitter to egg on supporters who took to the streets to protest coronavirus lockdowns. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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@laalaa99stl 4 жыл бұрын

LIBERATE THE WHITE HOUSE!

@delugesofgrandeur 4 жыл бұрын

Fumigate the white house.

@staceykersting705 4 жыл бұрын

Open the White House...invite the protesters.

@errgag3580 4 жыл бұрын

Trump just said that hundreds of state governors have called to congratulate him on how great a job he's doing with Covid-19. Take all the time you want with this one people!

@cynt9697 4 жыл бұрын

Hundreds of governors??? Aren’t there only 50??

@alexanderleal8770 4 жыл бұрын

Timothy McCaskey 😂😂😂it took me a second to make the connection. 😂😂😂

@franciscovilleda2947 4 жыл бұрын

The joke tells itself...

@j.riffney7939 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😅

@TheBusyJane 4 жыл бұрын

Genuinely can't tell if it's a joke or this really happened.

@jessaguilar4747 4 жыл бұрын

I love Stephen as dad and husband. His joy is lovely.

@kylemccormick4589 4 жыл бұрын

“I’m reading Beloved by Toni Morrison” “Is it funny?” “I don’t know I’m on page 4” Well John is in for one helluva ride.

@lizabuddenhagen9906 4 жыл бұрын

And Stephen, no time like a global pandemic to read a classic. Read Beloved.

@catherineandujar2482 4 жыл бұрын

These people scream about their rights to get hair cuts and other meaningless things. Well the rest of us have a right to stay healthy so GO HOME! STAY THERE!

@CIAoperativeRinkEDink 4 жыл бұрын

Wear a mask, wash your hands, 6ft distance. Oh wait, libtards born yesterday.

@Shuizid 4 жыл бұрын

It's just amazing how freaking entitled this braindead zombies are. No wonder climate change will not be tackled, those fuckheads get a panickattack if they go without a haircut for a week. I don't fully understand how FOX works, but turning people somehow into extremly whiny AND extremly violent people, seems like an amazing, yet frightening ability... Though maybe you just need to be REALLY dump.

@jameswayne2422 4 жыл бұрын

No, we want Republicans to congregate. That way they can die off in huge numbers. It would be an epic reaffirmation of natural selection. Go Darwinism!

@julietteSoul 4 жыл бұрын

CIA Operative Rink E Dink Why are you make this political when his supporters are not following any of the rules! Get your head out of your ass🙏🏽

@marvissmith4588 4 жыл бұрын

The mortician will gladly give any cosmetic service they want.

@anonymous-zn5em 4 жыл бұрын

"To argue with someone who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." -- Thomas Paine

@carpenter3069 4 жыл бұрын

Best quote I've heard in quite a while. Very appropriate.

@maidofthemisty 4 жыл бұрын

i loled

@ObligedUniform 4 жыл бұрын

The founding fathers/active political folks of that time really DID warn us about just about every foreseeable threat.

@jimmiranda7181 4 жыл бұрын

I use that very same quote when discussing politics with a drunk person.

@brandadse.1741 4 жыл бұрын

There is no authority in this world like ignorance. - orson Welles

@GeneField 4 жыл бұрын

This is what it's come to, the President of the United States of America demonstrating the difference between a swab and a qtip. Every day I think I've seen it all, and yet...

@carinam.9447 4 жыл бұрын

Is anybody else immediately rolling their eyes whenever Trump starts speaking? It's somehow become a reflex...

@brendanbloomberg3283 4 жыл бұрын

Because you're childish ....children roll their eyes.

@aaronharvey6992 4 жыл бұрын

Yup...For me, it is more of a gag reflex.

@celticlass8573 4 жыл бұрын

@@brendanbloomberg3283 Everyone with half a brain is rolling their eyes at the very least. We're also not trolls like you.

@brendanbloomberg3283 4 жыл бұрын

@@celticlass8573 I agree people with one half of a brain are rolling their eyes! See what I did there?

@ivanobar1 4 жыл бұрын

Brendan bloomb...for someone with 1/2 a brain you are clever.

@Hexatomb 4 жыл бұрын

Inciting riots shouldn't be something our president endorses...

@jaydavids6485 4 жыл бұрын

But I want pure chaos...I don't care anymore

@marketbuy 4 жыл бұрын

A year ago, he was calling for civil war if he was impeached. For real!,

@greuge3166 4 жыл бұрын

Inciting riots shouldn't be done by the so-called president

@bc3779 4 жыл бұрын

That sounds reasonable

@deniseboldea1624 4 жыл бұрын

Or praising those same protesters when they block ambulances from reaching the hospitals.

@tonnyangkawan2168 4 жыл бұрын

Ironically that the so called "pro-life" now becomes pro-choice lol

@giabarrone7422 4 жыл бұрын

Tonny Angkawan It has always been a misnomer, they are all really pro-birth. They couldn't care less when/how the unwanted child is killed after birth. In this pandemic, they are still pro-birth, requiring women to birth babies against their will in hospitals lousy with COVID-19. I still don't understand how it is constitutional to prohibit abortions, even under stay-at-home orders.

@transylvanianite3391 4 жыл бұрын

prolife and 2nd amendment don't jibe

@Shuizid 4 жыл бұрын

Because they never were anti-choice. They are "anti-OTHERS-choice", meaning wannabe dictators who don't want others to have a choice. They want control: over woman, bodies, non-whites, often whites, people with different opinions...

@gluteusmaximus1657 4 жыл бұрын

Now - that's a good one !

@derry667dingo 4 жыл бұрын

And they are choosing to endanger lives. Typical alt-right logic.

@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 4 жыл бұрын

Ironic that the crowd that keeps chanting "LOCK HER UP" are complaining about being confined.

@RiverSLV 4 жыл бұрын

Hillary will be locked up and you are a nazi

@johannafath-koziol7713 4 жыл бұрын

Insignificant360 … THAT´s a good one !!

@policerthought5649 2 жыл бұрын

@@RiverSLV this didn’t age well

@surrepeight 4 жыл бұрын

What a sight to see - a person carrying a sign saying "Give me liberty or give me Covid-19".

@mrshadowbright4041 4 жыл бұрын

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” ― Groucho Marx

@paulettewilliams6492 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely Perfect!

@mrshadowbright4041 4 жыл бұрын

@Universe Onesong any time glad i could help

@dakotacross1519 4 жыл бұрын

i heard that something like that in a batman arkham game!

@barbwire3507 4 жыл бұрын

“What kind of fool do you take me for?” “Are there more kinds than one?” - The 3 Stooges

@joanna62 4 жыл бұрын

Priceless!

@maggieg7673 4 жыл бұрын

Trump had over 3 years to “fix the broken system”

@jonnelson9760 4 жыл бұрын

His job is not to fix anything but to convince you he fixed everything or at least it wasn’t his fault.

@threelikes8128 4 жыл бұрын

Actually, he destroyed the system.

@toddtravis2596 4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately nasty pelosi and her crew have blocked everything he's tried to do for us. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️✌🏾🧡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@Chipotleadvisory 4 жыл бұрын

Also the test was only developed last year.

@gangelone999 4 жыл бұрын

@@threelikes8128 that's a good thing

@ArtificialArtist 4 жыл бұрын

Stay safe America, stay safe from Trump, the rest of the World stands beside you against this sad tyrant.

@Belnick6666 4 жыл бұрын

rest of the world love trump, only half of USA dislike him(the idiot libtards haha) in my country Donald Trump look like the greatest president united states have ever had

@chattycathy8089 4 жыл бұрын

@@Belnick6666 be best....

@Eschatonx 4 жыл бұрын

Can’t stay safe in that country. Glad I left two years ago.

@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын

@@Eschatonx It's harder for us to leave since Mexico tricked trump into building that border wall.

@SparkShadow212 4 жыл бұрын

@@Belnick6666 Oh, we love him alright. We love him for all the wrong reasons.

@lazyperfectionist1 4 жыл бұрын

"You hear so much about testing." Yes. I do. I hear things like, "We don't have the supplies we need to test all the people we need to test," and "Send us more testing supplies."

@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын

@@brandensilverstar "multiple Generals": General Incompetence, General Ignorance, General Deception, General Nepotism, General Cronyism, General.................

@stevehill766 4 жыл бұрын

@@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 This self declared war time president is the reincarnation of his great great granddaddy General Neaureguard

@nikkicornelius279 4 жыл бұрын

His choking back the vomit had me laughing so hard I actually choked! I swear Stephen Colbert is the only way I can handle the news anymore.

@TiberiusRex182 4 жыл бұрын

Nikki Cornelius john oliver too

@200_IM 4 жыл бұрын

@@TiberiusRex182 Jimmy Kimmel also.

@nikkicornelius279 4 жыл бұрын

@@TiberiusRex182 he is my other favorite!

@carolynworthington8996 4 жыл бұрын

Nikki Cornelius And don’t forget Seth Myers.

@TheClipperchip 4 жыл бұрын

Ummmm. Ya, the American president is insane....anyone???

@dingobat2389 4 жыл бұрын

No doubt.

@oddcoyote2598 4 жыл бұрын

@James Fahnestock and you are marked for death by the Coronavirus. So keep attending protests and stay outside as much as possible.

@pandoraswatcher9637 4 жыл бұрын

We’ve known for years

@jifeixu 4 жыл бұрын

James Fahnestock looking forward for your positive test on corona virus. Oh wait.. you can’t get one

@aussiejim1616 4 жыл бұрын

@James Fahnestock You wouldn't know a "commie" if you fell over one! Let me know if you know where to find one.

@mori1bund 4 жыл бұрын

Moron: give me liberty or give me covid19 covid19: you're welcome

@philosophysics8150 4 жыл бұрын

WHAT CAN I SAY BUT YOU'RE WELCOME!

@bjasmine 4 жыл бұрын

The gift that keeps on giving.

@ey8767 4 жыл бұрын

covid19: Why not both?

@davidcopperfield-notthemag397 4 жыл бұрын

I know you night time comedy talk show hosts have a hard time doing your shows with NO AUDIENCE. Let me take this opportunity to assure you Stephen and others that you are doing an excellent job! I was stunned to see how quickly you adjusted to the no audience reality. It isn't something that you could prepare for...We are still laughing at you. We are still feeling relief from our stresses when we watch you. Don't despair, your fans still love you and we are very grateful you are still doing your shows and not showing reruns! Way to go! Thank you for not leaving us! 👍👍

@Jack908r 4 жыл бұрын

It's odd that these protestors have no problem with claiming their rights, but never ever talk about their responsibilities.

@ghostmobiil 4 жыл бұрын

The Karen mentality

@pauld.b7129 4 жыл бұрын

Actually your own health is your responsibility. We all have the right to take whatever risk we see fit. It's not my responsibility to take care of YOUR health. If you see it as too much of a risk to go out in public, don't do it. But demanding others don't for your own personal safety is nonsense. This new virus means there is new risks, but they are yours to navigate. Wear gloves, masks, wear a damn hazmat suit if you want, but telling people they can't do things that are well within their rights to do is not a privilege you have.

@Jack908r 4 жыл бұрын

@@pauld.b7129 Point proven.

@Diane-tq7lw 4 жыл бұрын

@@ghostmobiil 00+p

@dianehutchinson9257 4 жыл бұрын

@@pauld.b7129 Ever heard of reckless endangerment? You do not have the right to just put people's lives at risk just because you feel like it. There are limits to personal freedom. Also, ever heard of doing the right thing?

@MyBlueZed 4 жыл бұрын

8:50 Notice that the reporter said “self congratulations”. Trump would not have understood “self aggrandisement”.

@pauldacus4590 4 жыл бұрын

Signs at Trump rally: *GIVE ME LIBERTY **-OR-** AND GIVE ME DEATH*

@ellenmcarthur4599 4 жыл бұрын

👍👍

@tjs653 4 жыл бұрын

I bet he gets death.

@superfreakmusic7681 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah-just shows their level of intelligence that they cant even see that it isnt a trade off

@alishaygan9844 4 жыл бұрын

Give em all death

@MrGibble64 4 жыл бұрын

@@alishaygan9844 trump first please . . .

@lazyperfectionist1 4 жыл бұрын

"We need to be the Rosa Parks." 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 Oh, good god!

@theultimatereductionist7592 4 жыл бұрын

So glad to hear Stephen Moore is getting a sex change operation & skin darkening operation.

@alenegonebad1259 4 жыл бұрын

Fauler Perfektionist almost spit my water out, potentially infecting everyone in my family.

@rickhard3979 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that one set white people back a bit. Lol😂

@peterl.104 4 жыл бұрын

Too bad Colbert couldn’t do a “Rosa Parks of parks” joke. I can’t think of one, so I was hoping he can.

@christinebuckingham8369 4 жыл бұрын

The Ultimate Reductionist Who is Stephen Moore?

@seriousone8030 4 жыл бұрын

"Is this really the time for self-congratulations?" Thank you, Jeremy Diamond, for that question.

@mrshadowbright4041 4 жыл бұрын

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” ― Groucho Marx

@bierrollerful 4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that mean that Trump is doing politics right?

@GHustle4 4 жыл бұрын

@@bierrollerful WRONG! you can't comprehend....

@lioraselby5328 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve always been a bit of a Marxist-Lennonist.

@Misses-Hippy 4 жыл бұрын

@@lioraselby5328 Yeah, Groucho and John.

@fionaanderson5796 4 жыл бұрын

@@bierrollerful almost. I don't think he goes looking for trouble, he's far too scared of it, he just likes making trouble for anyone who might oppose him.

@emma_de_dilemma 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I'm living for this. Stephen, I love how you interact with your kids, just knowing that your family is still there, and seeing everything a bit behind the scenes makes the reality that is this situation a bit more lighthearted

@gname8252 4 жыл бұрын

"Once it was reluctantly aroused. it was hard to get it aroused and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused" Donald Trump ; April 20, 2020

@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын

That quote will adorn the halls of his Presidential Library. And the bookshelf with one book.

@crybaby992 4 жыл бұрын

Ew.

@VendettaProduction01 4 жыл бұрын

I hope this is one of the quotes that goes in the history books, along with bombing a hurricane.

@adrianneedwards6179 4 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad more reporters are calling him out.

@kathryn3950 4 жыл бұрын

Adrianne Edwards I think they’ve had it with him

@Wichnam 4 жыл бұрын

4 years to late sadly.

@pauline_2373 4 жыл бұрын

" I inherited broken junk" and "its really hard to get it aroused " 🤣🤣🤣 That media room must be in tears 🤣

@Karajorma 4 жыл бұрын

You didn't get it aroused, it just faked it.

@evelynwilliams6242 4 жыл бұрын

Kind have Colberr's reaction, *dry heave*

@pauline_2373 4 жыл бұрын

@@evelynwilliams6242 me too 🤣

@n.a.4292 4 жыл бұрын

Italian here, to put it simply: "Covid is like russian roulette because everyone has a chance to die, but some people (elders, already ill individuals) have more than one loaded chamber" Again, everyone can die, not just elders. Btw, obesity/high blood pressure are another risk factor.

@Call-me-Al 4 жыл бұрын

Yep. Healthy young people who spend a lot of time in covid-19 rich environments get sick and die, such as healthcare workers and any staff at elder care homes that got infected.

@fuddyduddyhorsemanship 4 жыл бұрын

to that add smoking, stressinduced low immune system, and habitually breathing bad air such as the London bus drivers

@ziziroberts8041 4 жыл бұрын

And diabetes.

@treehugger3615 4 жыл бұрын

Like if Americans (specially down in the south) don't have a obesity problems.

@n.a.4292 4 жыл бұрын

@Aaron mitzweiA Danke shön

@songbird2759 4 жыл бұрын

Beloved is one of the saddest books I'd ever read!

@NophiMitchell 4 жыл бұрын

M Jensen a lot of people laughed without commenting I’m sure. It may be dad joke funny but I definitely lol’ed!

@deniseboldea1624 4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, dropping Rosa Parks name? If this virus existed on that fateful day she would have had the good sense not to be on that bus which is more than what I can say about those protesters.

@AnneWilkynson 4 жыл бұрын

I know, I actually gasped, couldn't believe my ears! Depravity knows no bounds!

@joannajamerson35 4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully she will haunt him

@totalhorse6987 4 жыл бұрын

Segregation now for stupid people. Segregation tomorrow for stupid people. Segregation forever for stupid people.

@YahNation 4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahah They would never have closed U.S. due to the lack of warnings.

@bananian 4 жыл бұрын

White people always trying to appropriate black movements.

@DrWoodyII 4 жыл бұрын

Trump has literally, redefined the word "stupid."

@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын

Trump and intelligence. Contradiction in terms.

@amit_patel654 4 жыл бұрын

Yup, and he keeps redefining it every press conference

@kyuhwanshin6369 4 жыл бұрын

Pls you are insulting real stupid people

@Jedsa009 4 жыл бұрын

Instead of calling someone stupid, we can tell them "You are Trump."

@phangkuanhoong7967 4 жыл бұрын

nah. he just weaponized it.

@timski9063 4 жыл бұрын

Donald J Trump. Says Trump: " The J stands for genius."

@jeffreymartin3361 4 жыл бұрын

Timski that fuckin killed me 😂😂😂💀💀💀. Super funny comment. Thank you for a laugh, like for real

@Bovice4 4 жыл бұрын

Timski literally laughing uncontrollably at this, well done 🤣🤣🤣

@ekdaufin1485 4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@robfragale 4 жыл бұрын

timiski stands for SHEEP sucking of Stephen Colbert.

@gardenbun 4 жыл бұрын

Perhaps I've been in self-isolation too long, but 'casually-dressed Stephen' speaking in a Scottish brogue is quite the surprising turn-on!

@mclmg 4 жыл бұрын

I thought his "I inherited a broken junk" is how he explained "it is hard to get it aroused".

@darkangel4185 4 жыл бұрын

Wall Street Journal 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@1234akiko1 4 жыл бұрын

Can we pause for a moment and just appreciate how good Stephen's shirt is... This is the look Stephen, this is the look....

@cchurchill503 4 жыл бұрын

Welp, never going to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse again.

@mykalsarakula3652 4 жыл бұрын

i am one last time 2 fer one on sunday porterhouse..who s in the house ..

@luvmibratt 4 жыл бұрын

Never even of heard of one in Illinois so no big loss🤷

@Kattywagon29 4 жыл бұрын

I stopped going there a long time ago. Their food is just ok, as far as I'm concerned, and not worth the price. Plus, in my experience, the waiters are rude.

@vinista256 4 жыл бұрын

I went there once in the 1980’s. The date was forgettable and so was the food-heaping, overpriced portions of meat and bland vegetables. Have not been back since and have even less incentive to go back now.

@HummerLove 4 жыл бұрын

Ruth's Chris is overrated anyway.

@iambensummers 4 жыл бұрын

Trump is literally the guy who would say "I'm more humble than you."

@moeclash238 4 жыл бұрын

He most likely did say that to someone

@wildreams 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm the most humble guy you ever know."

@RS-Caleb 4 жыл бұрын

he has said that to several reporters lmao

@kevtb874 4 жыл бұрын

I am the most humble person you have ever met

@user-pn1fe6sg2w 4 жыл бұрын

Now I have the song "I'm So Humble" by The Lonely Island stuck in my head.

@markmh835 4 жыл бұрын

Now let me see if I've got this straight: if an unknown man was found in the woods wandering around claiming to be a "successful businessman" (despite numerous bankruptcies), spouting lies and nonsense, barely able to form a coherent English sentence, losing his temper at the slightest provocation, shouting at and insulting innocent people just trying to do their jobs, and ranting and raving about perceived threats to himself, and incessantly demanding all attention and praise from whomever is within earshot ------- I'm pretty sure that such a person would be taken to the nearest funny farm/mental institution instead of being taken to the White House to govern a nation. What idiots got us into this mess? Point the finger at the members of the Electoral College (find out who yours were in 2016, and..........) and the spineless Republicans in the US Senate. They all had a chance to remove this idiot from power, but chose to follow party loyalty instead. The (contaminated) blood of 40,000 Americans is on the hands of all these people. And meanwhile, the Large Orange Oaf continue to plow his way through the White House with no one representing the interests of the people.

@danielschroedinger2090 4 жыл бұрын

Hate to break it to you, but all of this lunacy was obvious since the very start of his campaign and 63Million Americans willingly voted for him. Yes i know the electoral college is what got him elected in the end, but there is no denying that 26% of all Americans looked at this clown and were convinced they wanted this. One in 4 actively voted for him and a whole lot more just didn't care enough to show up and vote. What im getting at is: this is not just a case of a handfull of sleazy dirtbags and morons pulling the strings to now get mad ad. This right here represents a significant portion of the USA. Your problems go WAY deeper than just a couple evil men in suits.

@pisces363 4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Schroedinger You’re absolutely right. There is nothing in the world to convince millions of Americans that this administration is a failure. They will literally support it even if it kills them.

@Ariels888 4 жыл бұрын

Dude, I think that you just described Mormons!! 🤣😂🤣😂 To be fair that also describes all religions ° Crazy men brainwashing the masses via religion! False religion, and completely man made system!

@geraldgrenier8132 4 жыл бұрын

@@pisces363 not if, when. Hear the anadote of NYC fox news view restraints ownwho belive them that it was over broke social distancing get sick iand died?

@mikel6989 4 жыл бұрын

its like the movie idiocracy, a comedy turned documentary. sad how stupid people have become

@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын

"Does anyone want to see what's in my lunchbox? Anyone? Do you want me to open it? It's a pickle. It looks innocent, but it's 'VERY SOPHISTICATED' ".

@dk14929 4 жыл бұрын

Why is our president showing off headlines he likes at press briefings???? This is getting really wild

@davidarbogast37 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't it obvious? He's nothing more than a narcissistic blowhard.

@makiburgess5733 4 жыл бұрын

The question about self-congratulation was great.

@adad7421 4 жыл бұрын

Just wish the reporter didn't sit there and take all of his insulting remarks afterwards

@lospareid 4 жыл бұрын

They could allow people to stop “shelter in place” measures as long as they waive their right to get treated for Covid 19. Bet they’d think it over

@foreversocal1 4 жыл бұрын

My sentiments exactly. You wanna go out before it's advised? sign this here waiver, says you refuse any healthcare or ventilator assistance if you end up w positive covid test.

@espen5122 4 жыл бұрын

If they get infected they can spread it to others.

@notanavrageloser 4 жыл бұрын

Nope. Some of us HAVE to go out there - “essential” jobs, groceries, no on-site laundry, etc. We would be punished for their asshatery, and that’s bullshit.

@The-Autistocrat- 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, let's round everybody up that doesn't follow the prevailing societal orthodoxy, and stash them all in corona camps. It's their fault they're dumb because I got smart all on my own by passively absorbing my entire worldview from the outermost layer of the Overton window using the least amount of effort or critical thought possible.

@firestream93 4 жыл бұрын

Some of us just aren't as paranoid as you.

@sandramesser1246 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, one and all! And thank you, you wonderful Stephen Colbert.

@markb4101 4 жыл бұрын

That swab is the “highly sophisticated testing equipment” he’s always talking about?

@adad7421 4 жыл бұрын

Trump really messing up the USA... Forget ISIS... Forget Russia

@ohnonotagain8935 4 жыл бұрын

That they jam inside your nose and scrape your brain with

@markb4101 4 жыл бұрын

Lisa Elissa- it’s funny you would think Americans would have learned after Bush to elect someone that can at least speak properly.

@cmconley33 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah-its a sterile Q-tip. Incredibly sophisticated in comparison to a ventilator or DaVinci surgical robot. Not.

@cmconley33 4 жыл бұрын

@ ohno notagain: it does feel like it tickles your brain, doesn’t it? I’ve had the flu swab-essentially the same thing-and it is uncomfortable.

@stapleskeri9811 4 жыл бұрын

If I hear the word “aroused” coming out from the orange tube one more time, imma have to cut off my bleeding ears 😫😫😫

@brigidann23 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine one of his advisers trying to tell him what "aroused" means...

@Wichnam 4 жыл бұрын

"You've never been so aroused before, I don't think there has ever been so much arousing by a man talking about arousement in the history of arousing others."

@saltedbuttercups 4 жыл бұрын

@@Wichnam I am literally begging you to stop.

@darkangel4185 4 жыл бұрын

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@dannyv2230 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂 poor Melania imagine trying to get turned on by this buffoon

@zenger74 4 жыл бұрын

Such a shame George Carlin isn't around to share his thoughts

@6eloved 4 жыл бұрын

Dammit, so true.

@canoegirl6335 4 жыл бұрын

That would have been a game changer!

@akumaz9635 4 жыл бұрын

If he was still alive I'm not sure if he would still wanna be anywhere near this mess lol.

@costabotes9107 4 жыл бұрын

john sangers or indeed, his thoughts ...

@vmacart 4 жыл бұрын

and frank zappa too

@latashakonopka1449 4 жыл бұрын

Don't know what I'd do without all you late nighters comically keeping the record straight.Thank you and Love you!!

@barb6379 4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert, I love watching your show. You're my favorite late night host. The best and funniest quick wit. Thanks for all the laughs. I also actually prefer the taping from your home. We got to meet your wife, dog, and son except he's the only one that hasn't shown his face. Ask John if he could wave and say hello to me...or all of us watching.

@danpease8395 4 жыл бұрын

The president needs to put his money where his mouth is and have a big rally in front of the White House, and get right in there and shake thousands of hands!

@oneworld9071 4 жыл бұрын

And while he's at it, sign copies of the Q'uran in the same manner as he did to the Holy Bible....... live signing tour from Syria to Iraq and Afghanistan.

@carametz4730 4 жыл бұрын

He ought to go back and visit his dear friend and lover boy pen pal of sorts for a few while he's down and out. They're so close and havent seen each other since that weird party in the DMZ! That's what friends are for♡

@StoneColdFox17 4 жыл бұрын

"People are dying that have never died before" -The Donald

@chrislickteig5697 4 жыл бұрын

Good lord.... Did he actually say that? 🤦🏼‍♂️

@CIAoperativeRinkEDink 4 жыл бұрын

@@chrislickteig5697 No. Libtards lying as usual. www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-quote-never-died-before/

@Samzillah 4 жыл бұрын

@@CIAoperativeRinkEDink omg. It's a joke 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@chrislickteig5697 4 жыл бұрын

@@CIAoperativeRinkEDink Honestly, it sounds like something he would say... I'm not left or right, but that wouldn't surprise me.

@Deesboots5326 4 жыл бұрын

It was most certainly said!

@D-me-dream-smp 3 жыл бұрын

❤️ to your beautiful family Mr Colbert from Australia 🇦🇺

@RussMcClay 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for posting these clips to KZfaq, Stephen! Very much appreciate your good attitude in these viral times.

@1pt21gw 4 жыл бұрын

Why do reporters even show up to these things? He never answers a question truthfully.

@NirvanaFan5000 4 жыл бұрын

it amazes me how trump still manages to become ever more loathsome.

@MonK3yzUnkL 4 жыл бұрын

You had me at "Beloved" and "maybe its a knee slapper". Oh dear. 😆

@rd264 4 жыл бұрын

"these are Great People....We Got it Aroused" Immortal Words for the Ages!

@specialpatrolgroup92 4 жыл бұрын

Aside from the obvious, the Rosa Parks analogy is stupid because she was thinking about something a tad more important than getting her next haircut.

@annapurna391 4 жыл бұрын

I'd say so!

@mksabourinable 4 жыл бұрын

Does Trump think the swab is the test??? Someone PLEASE tell him it's just what's used to collect the mucus to be tested I can't

@harrybetteridge7532 4 жыл бұрын

Was anybody else hoping he would demonstrate the swab by sticking it up is nose like Homer Simpson and the crayon.

@karen.island3697 4 жыл бұрын

Well, it’s a beautiful Q-tip! The best, the greatest, the most fantastic Q-tip you’ve ever seen! Obama had a terrible, shameful Q-tip but I alone have the best Q-tip in all the world. - DJT

@nonyabizness.original 4 жыл бұрын

he's just demonstrating that a little bitty one is just as good as, exactly the same as, just as perfect as, probably more perfect than, definately even better than, a full-sized one, or even a big one. yeah, tiny ones are better than big ones. that's what he's trying to tell -himself- you.

@dslinn 4 жыл бұрын

Wow.

@deedeewells1152 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God the first four pages of Beloved is NOT CHILL (Also one of the greatest american novels ever written, read it Stephen)

@DrakeyC 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm standing up for the men and women working in hospitals, by reading a newspaper article to you about what a good job I'm doing" John Oliver was right, we could get a more coherent President by just reading aloud the predicted text our phones give us.

@adad7421 4 жыл бұрын

I can easily say Health workers in general find Trump to be narcissistic

@DrakeyC 4 жыл бұрын

@@adad7421 Decent human beings in general should find Trump to be narcissistic

@spammyhell6566 4 жыл бұрын

+DrakeyC ~ A bit of clarity for anyone who doesn't know: WSJ is part of the Murdoch publishing empire, just a slightly more credible version of Fox "News." Every once in a while some really critical editorial will get through, but for the most part they're just cheer leading - just like Faux, only a bit more subtlte abt it.

@nguyenxbj 4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he even tried to give a response. Thought he'd just dismiss the question.

@Justanotherconsumer 4 жыл бұрын

Ad Ad that’s probably kinder than the words many would use...

@bekel 4 жыл бұрын

Why does the media continue to give him airtime?

@shadowrealm8014 4 жыл бұрын

Well the level of his stupidity is astonishing .my guess is people like to see the more depts he goes with his constant lying

@dcinrb8538 4 жыл бұрын

Future documentation for Trump's various trials. Unedited video will provide lots of evidence.

@bsarioz 4 жыл бұрын

Cause he's elected and he's a reality TV host of the entire country of the USA. And we are all required to participate in the reality show.

@Gorbag100 4 жыл бұрын

people watch it, and that makes money. at the end of the day, even the news are only companies that need to make money.

@MM-nh8ez 4 жыл бұрын

Same reason they gave him so much in the run up to the 2016 election. He's a circus and the best distraction money can buy.

@grannysweet 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you.😎👍🐶

@luvmibratt 4 жыл бұрын

The whole time he talked about the q-tip I couldn't close my mouth---so fascinating 😦

@adamsnewman5480 4 жыл бұрын

By the way I live in Florida you know where the governor put his mask on Sideways. So pray for me pray for me hard.

@frankie1012 4 жыл бұрын

Adams Newman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@GoGreen1977 4 жыл бұрын

Your governor reminded me of a video I just saw of an orangutan trying to put on a face mask. He/she ended up putting it around its shoulders.

@masterimbecile 4 жыл бұрын

@markfeland2285 4 жыл бұрын

I'm an atheist but I'll make an exception in your case. Florida is gonna be a shitshow

@KCohere33 4 жыл бұрын

Stay off the beaches

@AnarchYAshAubrey 4 жыл бұрын

Happy to say that my FIRST EVER vote will be a proud BLUE one.

@200_IM 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you. If you can get a mail in ballot That's the easiest way. I'm sure you are encouraging your friends and family. Sometimes people want to vote but don't know how to go about it. Maybe you can help your friends. Mail in ballots are great because you get them early and spend some time. It takes so much stress out of it. It really does feel good though at least once to go stand in line, see your neighbors. Walk into that booth and vote. Though now's not the time for that!

@darthknightwingphoenix2081 4 жыл бұрын

AnarchY Ash Aubrey thanks for being a sane person. We need more. Actually, we have plenty of sane people - we just need them to vote.

@IMSiegfried 4 жыл бұрын

@@darthknightwingphoenix2081 Amen.

@katemiller3796 4 жыл бұрын

Same here 😊

@jimreily7538 4 жыл бұрын

Good for you ! A second Trump term would be incredibly destructive.

@ekdaufin1485 4 жыл бұрын

Yay JOHN!!! So glad he is reading BELOVED! Hurray! What great show does he go to? I think I love all your family!

@Cdizz11e 4 жыл бұрын

Who's this awesome reporter who finally stepped to James' giant peach and why aren't there more cut from his cloth !?!

@jasthebaker 4 жыл бұрын

"I had inherited a broken system" you sure? Didn't Obama have a pandemic team set up just for such a issue yet you got rid of them. Also didn't you not restock the national stock pile as you didn't make sure that it was properly taken care of for a few years so some stuff in it had expired/decomposed as no one was incharge of taking care of it.

@Vanadisphoto 4 жыл бұрын

*In 2017, Obama officials briefed Trump's team on dealing with a pandemic like the coronavirus. One Cabinet member reportedly fell asleep, and others didn't want to be there. * www.businessinsider.com/trump-appointees-trained-pandemic-response-in-2016-2020-3?r=US&IR=T

@sharongamble9854 4 жыл бұрын

Obama was an absolutely terrible and uncaring president. He liked smoking, basketball, golf, and sending his wife and daughters out of the U.S. with a huge entourage costing the tax payer millions of dollars. He answered to globalists and not to American citizens. He had his blackberry and pen he said he would use for executive orders if he didn't get his way. He caused the highest unemployment in decades. He promised to give "Obama" phones and houses to the citizens in the city of Detroit. He said the U.S. has 57 states. Listen to his pastor condemn and swear at the U.S. during a "sermon" in his church. Obama was not a good president. He allowed depletion of PPE's and other necessary health care supplies. He wrote a health system that fined people if they didn't agree to sign up for it. The Affordable Care Act caused people's health care premiums to rise for many people to 500%. He left our country a mess and then tried to prevent President Trump from taking his elected position as President.

@Khronogi 4 жыл бұрын

@@sharongamble9854 you current president doesnt like golf or needlessly spending the governments money on protection? (Hes spent far more than obama did)

@Khronogi 4 жыл бұрын

@@sharongamble9854 and if we speak about who the president surrounds themselves with, your current president surrounded himself with straight up criminals and conmen.

@Khronogi 4 жыл бұрын

@@sharongamble9854 and if that's not enough, your post is filled with lies. Plus, the ACA was gutted by republicans, who ended up creating the bill that you complain about so much.

@rosedruid 4 жыл бұрын

If his goal was to honour the medical workers then he’s failing at that too!

@Aman.Gupta888 4 жыл бұрын

These are some of the best late night shows I’ve ever seen in my life. Bravo Mr.Colbert 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@Dosdo 4 жыл бұрын

I was incredibly distracted by how snazzy that gorgeous green shirt is.

@Fantumh 4 жыл бұрын

"It's very sophisticated actually." Our "leader" thinks a Q-tip is sophisticated. Let that sink in.

@buddhacook1087 4 жыл бұрын

Be careful......this man trump appears to be stupid but just maybe he's just plain Dangerous.....he's a snake & he can't be trusted

@Karajorma 4 жыл бұрын

Well, this is all about compensating for his unsophisticated penis, so....

@lioraselby5328 4 жыл бұрын

Karajorma Toad from the Mario series

@wolski45 4 жыл бұрын

The longer 'swab' is what he uses to clean the opposite ear and visa versa to span the vast vacuum between them.

@Augmuse 4 жыл бұрын

Sophisticated?!? Oh yeah, I never realized how sophisticated a paper or plastic stick with cotton or another substance stuck to either end could be. Loved your comment as it rings pretty true. Good one.

@s.lavonnecockerell8382 4 жыл бұрын

Beloved. Major literature experience. Proud of the English department of that high school.

@realityjunky 4 жыл бұрын

Yay Stephen!! Thanks for this!!

@e-manr.486 4 жыл бұрын

While holding the swab, "Would you like to see it?" No...say freaking no. It's a pointless distraction. 😩

@giabarrone7422 4 жыл бұрын

Marius Thefaker That was my first thought. He probably thought every man needs an extra long swab to test their "broken junk" they believe they inherited.

@200_IM 4 жыл бұрын

He thinks we are impressed with 2 sticks with cotton on top? I bet most of us have them in our bathroom for cleaning our ears! Whoop dee doo! What a joke! He wastes everyone's time and taxpayer money for This? Our grandparents are Spinning in their graves right now!

@JSkyGemini 4 жыл бұрын

It was ridiculous. They have better show and tells in the third grade, for crying out loud. Can you imagine any other president doing that? "Sophisticated technology", I've heard everything now.

@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын

E-man R what was the point of that Q-tip bit?

@cathieludemann5879 4 жыл бұрын

@@JSkyGemini: I was waiting for him to show how it works. One swab up his nose and a Q-tip in each ear.

@michaelm4939 4 жыл бұрын

The mayor in “Jaws” wanted to keep the beaches open to save the economy, food for thought.

@DaveGIS123 4 жыл бұрын

...food for sharks, too...

@michaelm4939 4 жыл бұрын

David Ramsay ❤️

@cayk481 4 жыл бұрын

@Wade Haden - Master Jedi Engineer Goth swim like hell

@alexmartinez5859 4 жыл бұрын

Da duh.

@sweetyfox7058 4 жыл бұрын

We're going to need a bigger hospital.

@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын

. Trump to Qtip: "Very Sophisticated" Qtip to Trump: "Everything's Relative" .

@treehugger3615 4 жыл бұрын

Qtip to Trump: "Not a bit sophisticated"

@alexlandherr 4 жыл бұрын

At 4:40, strangely not “LIBERATE THOSE WOMEN I HARASSED FROM THEIR NDAS!”

@juniperDave 4 жыл бұрын

Deaths per million: USA 128; Sweden 156; Australia 3; New Zealand 2 Early introduction of social distancing, two week mandatory hotel quarantine for all international travellers (citizens or otherwise ), ‘lockdowns’ to various degrees, plus testing and contact tracing, have seen AUS and NZ achieve very low infection and mortality rates per capita. A series of welfare stimulus packages ($750/wk for the employer to pass through 100% to the employee to be kept employed), plus basic universal health care are probably also positive contributions to the overall outcome to date. Further, from the start, the two Prime Ministers were talking about measures being in place for ‘at least 6 months’- might be helping in the management of expectations. Cabin fever exists, but it hasn’t resulted in manic demonstrations.

@currentresident3775 4 жыл бұрын

If he's yelling "Liberate Minnesota!" etc., why doesn't he go out and lead the protests in person? How badly does he want to identify with a military movement of some sort, but NEVER manages to put a foot forward? His rallies are paltry 3rd rate substitutes, which is why he holds them and attends them in person. C'mon.

@targetseeker 4 жыл бұрын

he dodged 'nam (and has the gall to shit talk john mccain for being a POW), he sure as hell as going to dodge covid-19.

@srkh8966 4 жыл бұрын

Current Resident Brilliant.

@smike-lz8uf 4 жыл бұрын

In his gold 'military' bomber jacket. :-))

@noodlelicious. 4 жыл бұрын

Agree.

@nancouch1557 4 жыл бұрын

All of the idiots, trump and trump's fools brainwashed by Fox News and the Rightwing media do this shit for attention...so please can we just ignore them!

@sankethbhaskar4236 4 жыл бұрын

Oh hey I read Beloved in Senior Year too, it's very sad

@foodstampz 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for being here Stephen!

@frankisays2much 4 жыл бұрын

“Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.” ― John Steinbeck, East of Eden

@ProjectFlashlight612 4 жыл бұрын

"Timmeh." - Timmy, South Park

@squamish4244 4 жыл бұрын

Great quote!

@subrotochatterjee5788 4 жыл бұрын

Then that’s hardly a clever man!

@Greg042869 4 жыл бұрын

Or drunk.

@tamil8108 4 жыл бұрын

Dude I love that anime.

@toothpastehombre 4 жыл бұрын

Things have gotten so ugly, these comedy bits feel more sad than satirical

@brendanbloomberg3283 4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert is always awful.

@BeeTheBird 4 жыл бұрын

@@brendanbloomberg3283 I don't think that's what he meant. He may be trying to say the content of the news and the perpetual vicious cycle of stupidity delivered by Trump is depressing rather than humorous. He's not trying to single out Stephen's (or any comedian/late night host's) show

@meatwad74 4 жыл бұрын

ya I stopped watching them last year. beginning of his presidency it was funny. then when he started getting away with bloody treason and criminal acts, just because of the deep deep state, and right wing nut jobs and influencers, it was just sad to watch

@FireMott 4 жыл бұрын

You know your going down fast when satirical becomes your reality!

@michiyodoll9916 4 жыл бұрын

He became Chuck Todd. We want see COMEDY, not late night meet the press...

@maxk4324 4 жыл бұрын

I know you said when talking with Trevor Noah that you find it hard to judge your comedy with no feedback, so let me be of some assistance. 6:34 was pure unadulterated comedy gold. I almost choked on my gum. Keep up the good work sir, your country needs you (although not more than we need our medical community, joking aside they're the real heroes in all this).

@thelaughingcat7051 4 жыл бұрын

Look at him deflecting..."It's not about me"...just pathetic. And not once have I heard him say a word to the grieving families, not a word about all those who died in their homes. Tonight it's more than 45K that lost their lives to Covid19 and Trump's ego.

@Gingerhannah23 4 жыл бұрын

What sucks is when your name is actually Liberty and everyone is using it for the wrong reasons during a national pandemic... 😷

@200_IM 4 жыл бұрын

♡ It's a beautiful name.

@hollycarter725 4 жыл бұрын

Still better than being named Karen or Susan 😘

@carolynworthington8996 4 жыл бұрын

Liberty Hannah Oh, so sorry....! Could be worse I guess. 😄 It really is a nice name.

@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын

🔔Liberty Hannah is your middle name Belle? 🔔

@marijnjc 4 жыл бұрын

If anything, this says something about how we should look at our education system.

@TiberiusRex182 4 жыл бұрын

We have almost successfully finished privatizing education, its only downhill from here, and faster than we like.

@jhonshephard921 4 жыл бұрын

and healthcare AND administration for that matter. You know what other countries are doing while the US bickers about a binary open or not open?(mainly due to cheeto wanting credit for a full-blown open) They are discussing protocols. They are using this time to think of how to continue social distancing AND minimize risks after opening. The protocols have to be federal otherwise they are useless as people move across state lines and if 45 doesn't set aside his ego, we won't have those guidelines.

@samueloluwapelumi4735 4 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture is very distracting.

@delugesofgrandeur 4 жыл бұрын

Sadly it's too late to educate Trump voters. Coronavirus, do your thing.

@gname8252 4 жыл бұрын

why is Trump smiling like a giddy school girl when he takes out the "highly sophisticated swab"? did he invent the swab?

@stephaniehenry5617 4 жыл бұрын

Dry heaving have me cracking up.

@kmlckd 4 жыл бұрын

He just read an article praising himself and then denied this was about him. Wtf? Thank God it's 420. I can't handle this sober

@readynowforever3676 4 жыл бұрын

kmlckd And yet we have fellow Americans who are perfectly fine with his demented state of thinking. Including the author of that news article. Unbelievable.

@FinneousPJ1 4 жыл бұрын

It's 4/21 tho

@IMSiegfried 4 жыл бұрын

@@FinneousPJ1 depends on where you live in the country because there's thing called time zones. Check it out. ;)

@drockjr 4 жыл бұрын

@@FinneousPJ1 even a better reason to smoke; we survived another day 😐🤷‍♂️

@kellyparkinson8594 4 жыл бұрын

😂 so true