Trump Reverses Course When He Realizes How Popular His Coronavirus Task Force Has Become
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Күн бұрынPresident Trump was ready to disband his coronavirus task force but came to see things differently yesterday when he saw how popular the team has become. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #CoronavirusTaskForce
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@karolynbenger5580 4 жыл бұрын
Whoever played "Live and Let Die" on the Honeywell floor is my hero.
@davidbroadbent854 4 жыл бұрын
Karolyn Benger on Fox the trumpanzees were spruiking that trump had chosen soundtrack 😂
@crystaltelf288 4 жыл бұрын
It was very fitting!
@simonfrederiksen104 4 жыл бұрын
Should have played A-ha "Take on me"
@ninastone9054 4 жыл бұрын
Or dont stand so close to me
@paulelford1568 4 жыл бұрын
Karolyn Benger they could have also played "Send in the Clowns". I thought that would have been a great first dance at his inauguration.
@GodlessPhilosopher 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the live and let die is too perfect. Someone had to be playing a prank.
@alexv3357 4 жыл бұрын
"We've had vicious kings, we've had idiot kings, but we've never had a vicious idiot king!" - Tyrion Lannister, _Game of Thrones_ season 2 episode 6
@ninjabluefyre3815 4 жыл бұрын
I've been saying this the whole time.
@Rabbitsarewonderful 4 жыл бұрын
Life imitating art, or art imitating life?
@alee7322 4 жыл бұрын
Can we throw a cow pie at him, please
@alexv3357 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rabbitsarewonderful GoT Season 2 aired in 2012, so probably the former, life imitating art
@deborahkogan8742 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah...
@heavystalin2419 4 жыл бұрын
"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
@cb4337 4 жыл бұрын
I think he took that line straight from the movie 'SHREK'.
@nebulousJames12345 4 жыл бұрын
Some will die, yes. It’s very obvious. Are you saying you’d like to reopen without ANYONE dying? Because it’s impossible and naive
@psibug565 4 жыл бұрын
nebulousJames12345 didn’t think dying needed to be a requirement of getting out of lock down. Thought it was just meant to be a risk? It’s a quantity vs quality thing. Trump is going for quantity in America’s death totals!
@gvc76 4 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewKennethColborn go read up on vaccines, please. You may find out how a vaccine would help, and answer your own question.
@bradleon1926 4 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewKennethColborn whats wrong with man made stuff?m if it has anything to do with religion im out.
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
There are so many flip-flops in this administration, you'd think it was a public beach.
@sammott8386 4 жыл бұрын
“Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” -Lord Farquaad
@johno7617 4 жыл бұрын
Sam Mott VOTE Blue!!
@ScandiNinja 4 жыл бұрын
@@smetupp05 it's from a movie called shrek.
@psyskeptic9979 4 жыл бұрын
you can stay self isolated if you want--is it a free country?
@jessycalee7289 4 жыл бұрын
Sam Mott 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@macmcleod1188 4 жыл бұрын
@@smetupp05 oh come on! It's Lord Farquaad, not Star-Lord!
@lw3269 4 жыл бұрын
Every time Governor Cuomo mentions how many lives were lost in NY, his voice cracks with emotion and grief. Ttump's response: "It is what it is". Cold SOB.
@derworfnet 4 жыл бұрын
This is what gets me the most about Trump: He neither sounds, acts nor looks the least bit affected. He doesn't seem to give a fuck. No empathy whatsoever.
@TardyTardigrade 4 жыл бұрын
This is an act. Trump's false "tough guy" persona. Does anyone actually think that if his family got sick and was dying that his response would be "it is what it is"? Gtfo. He just pretends to be tough, yet when his turn comes he cries like a baby and looks for any way out. He's a coward. All the worst traits of humanity rolled into 1 dusty geriatric. Slavery was our worst sin as a nation, but electing Trump comes as a close 2nd. Such a disgrace.
@lolawants2008 4 жыл бұрын
Dane Law honestly I have a feeling when looking at the numbers, when all is said and done Trump will be responsible for more American deaths than every war we’ve ever fought- including the world wars, civil war, & revolutionary war.. Vietnam, Korean, Afghanistan, Iraq, cold wars... ALL OF THEM COMBINED. Mark my words. He wants to call himself a wartime president? Then he should be tried for WAR CRIMES.
@evawinters8932 4 жыл бұрын
@@nancystowell4877 You left out a few....but those all apply!
@evawinters8932 4 жыл бұрын
@@TardyTardigrade Electing #45 wasn't something the nation did. That was accomplished with Russian intrusion. He lost the Popular Vote by more than 3 mil. We won't let THAT happen again! VOTE BLUE!
@censusgary 4 жыл бұрын
"Nothing says 'right side of history' like an underground bunker in Germany." That line deserves more attention. It's quite profound.
@himhim6135 4 жыл бұрын
German here. That was hilarious!
@ritagomes7838 4 жыл бұрын
Not as profound as said bunker, i bet...
@danceswithtwins8048 4 жыл бұрын
AWESOME!
@sebastianelytron8450 4 жыл бұрын
According to many Trumpsters, that WAS the right side of history🙄
@christianangelin2005 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you think “Live and Let Die” blasting in the background was Trump being punked by some genius workers in that factory?
@OP-1000 4 жыл бұрын
I’d like to think so.🤟
@grmpEqweer 4 жыл бұрын
I hope so!
@evawinters8932 4 жыл бұрын
Oh...that is a given👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Did you see the look on his face?.....precious😂😁😂😂😁
@darkangel4185 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely a little on the nose. Lol.
@darkangel4185 4 жыл бұрын
Many, many, Americans have turned you down!
@kimclarke5018 4 жыл бұрын
As a nurse I wouldn’t have shown up in his office. He’s failed us for over 2 months and we still don’t have PPE. Why those nurses attended who knows.
@mark-ish 4 жыл бұрын
@Genta you didn't list your troll id either
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they were forced to.
@richd3480 4 жыл бұрын
Promised ppe for their hospitals if they went
@joyceroberts6979 4 жыл бұрын
Kim Clarke My fantasy is Trump catching Covid-19, being whisked to a tent hospital & having to share a ventilator. I can dream! Nurses & doctors, thank God for all of you! 💖
@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 4 жыл бұрын
@@mark-ish you said that backwards Ivan...
@therealoldnewb1716 4 жыл бұрын
How (The FU..) can I personally thank the guy who played THAT F... SONG AT THIS F... MOMENT?!?! YOU ARE A GENIUS! I LOVE YOU!
@sprtsfanatic1 4 жыл бұрын
“Many of you will die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” Lord Farquad (Shrek)
@geekishgir 4 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the clip I thought it was bad sound mixing that the music was so loud, then I realised what they were playing. I'm sure it went over Trump's head that the music was so loud no one could hear him, not that he was saying anything coherent, and the song was aimed at him. Well played factory workers!
@brettjacobs242 4 жыл бұрын
I love the employee who put on "Live and Let Die.
@KittySnicker 4 жыл бұрын
Trump is Lord Faarquad: “some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
@bg6b7bft 4 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a fake Trump/Pence 2020 campaign poster with this quote.
@northwest8634 4 жыл бұрын
@@bg6b7bft Why would that be fake?
@maggiekoch9348 4 жыл бұрын
Or a obnoxious victim from "Murder, She Wrote": "Don't expect me to let you off the hook. Things are tough all over!"
@Stevefhu 4 жыл бұрын
@@bg6b7bft Not a campaign poster but found this through Google. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pKuqZaiUrriVo4k.html
@danceswithtwins8048 4 жыл бұрын
So funny, because it’s so true! He’s willing to sacrifice anyone to save his self-perception of his ego.
@addicted2mako 4 жыл бұрын
“You didn’t see me doing it” is the same excuse I gave to my mother when she’d ask why I never cleaned my room in middle school. It’s just as believable coming from a 14-year-old student as it is from a 75-year-old POTUS
@MatthewCharmanadventures 4 жыл бұрын
"Nobody's ever turned me down." I can think of about twenty credible claims to the contrary.
@fuckfannyfiddlefart 4 жыл бұрын
21!
@themartianway 4 жыл бұрын
Does that include his daughter?
@fuckfannyfiddlefart 4 жыл бұрын
@@themartianway oh yes, 22!
@helveticaification 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to count in more than half the electorate
@johnabbot1585 4 жыл бұрын
@@roxyraccoon8856 I thought we were talking about trump ? Why bring Clinton into this? What does that have to do with this? Were talking about trump. How many women Ive slept with, has no bearing on trump's stupidity. Is that not clear enough?
@Opus313 4 жыл бұрын
The Lincoln Project's, "Mourning in America" ad must have rattled Donald judging by the late night rage tweets. This is not leadership... this is a future prison inmate imploding! Vote Blue!
@KCohere33 4 жыл бұрын
Opus 313 It’s because there was so much truth to it.
@crystaltelf288 4 жыл бұрын
Gigit Don't you have a capital to go picket?!
@boogiewoogie9770 4 жыл бұрын
Dribbling gibbon. No likes for you from sane people ever eh?
@monicas2674 4 жыл бұрын
Vote red; more blood will shed.
@havcola6983 4 жыл бұрын
"Vivos: the backup plan for humanity!" reminds me of "Vault-Tec: Building a Better Future underground!"
@Chonos1000 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute? THEY ARE VAULT TEC
@samanthapollard2918 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no, thought we had til 2077
@kraafishjp538 4 жыл бұрын
Gary!
@ritagomes7838 4 жыл бұрын
@@kraafishjp538 Gary?!...Gaaaryyyy?!?...GARY!
@jemiebridges3197 4 жыл бұрын
Turns out China didn't nuke us. That was Trump stopping an hurricane. A d then if course Trump blamed China. Fortunately Mexico payed for the Fallout 🤣🤣🤣.
@DeterminedDIYer 4 жыл бұрын
"Nobody's turned me down for anything." Uh... I did. I voted for the other person.
@blairfoster32 4 жыл бұрын
Her name was hillary #feminism lol
@penguin12902 4 жыл бұрын
I would have voted for a turd sandwich over Trump. Hillary was a slightly better option...but not much better.
@evawinters8932 4 жыл бұрын
Determined DIYer, .....NObody?....how about his ex wives? Bet they turned him down ALOT after he came home from Romps with other women! You want to be free?....go...be free with anyone else you want. Just give me 💰
@evawinters8932 4 жыл бұрын
Right....millions of voters turned him down the first time and this time will be even more voter rejects!
@ccggenius 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah well, 51% no and 49% yes is still a yes. I learned that from Sean Connery.
@Leonaza7 4 жыл бұрын
God I wish there were words to adequately expressive how much I detest this aberration of humanity and want him to go away.
@grmpEqweer 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but he's also the pustule on top of an underlying infection.
@TheFlameHaze1 4 жыл бұрын
Trump is just a symptom of a much larger problem of apathy and lack of education on long term infrastructure, and reflective of how corrupt and broken our government and healthcare system is among a myriad of things.
@AnneWilkynson 4 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way, it's pure disgust, he's not human!
@amit_patel654 4 жыл бұрын
His idiocy is beyond expression
@evawinters8932 4 жыл бұрын
Detest is the best word to describe how millions of American citizens feel about 45. I used to think ....hate. but that is giving him too much energy! Disgust is another good descriptor. And I am getting better about not referring to him by name. He is the 45th pres. Since numbers are so important to him...like.... his ratings, stock market, economics and the numbers of cases and death from Covid-19. Those people are just numbers to him so, he should just be a number to us! That's it....just a number and this too shall pass.
@bobbuilder8469 4 жыл бұрын
The employee who had that music playing deserves a medal
@akusantafe 4 жыл бұрын
Love it! "He would be rich if he weren't dead." And so much more cogent humor, delivered directly, as always.
@thinktwice8860 4 жыл бұрын
His publicist thought that “warriors” would go over better than “corpses”.
@MaserXIV 4 жыл бұрын
When he was talking about losing a loved one, it just felt like he didn't know what he was talking about, like it's just unfathomable he has a, "loved one," to lose in the first place.
@reitasfangirl 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, he doesn't know what he is talking about. He doesn't understand. I lost a cousin to this pandemic and his words make everything worse.
@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 4 жыл бұрын
MaserXIV I mean, his own grandfather- the one who started the Trump business dynasty, came her as an unaccompanied minor from Germany. Later died of influenza. Trump said he had no idea ppl actually died from the flu. He didn’t even know his own grandfather died from it.
@Kevin-mx1vi 4 жыл бұрын
It's just more lies. To Trump, people are just *things*. Things to be used, abused, and thrown away when he's done with them. It doesn't matter to him because he has no human empathy and doesn't regard you or I as real people with families and full lives of our own. Love ? He hasn't a clue what it is. Serially married to airhead bimbos who are/have been prepared/stupid enough to put up with his crassness so they could spend his money then get rich from the divorce settlement, but who never really loved him. He's a gross caricature of a man, unfit for anything but ridicule.
@sophierobinson2738 4 жыл бұрын
There was one interview, I think it was on Trevor Noah? maybe. He said about those who lost family, "We love you" and some other stuff, but his eyes were blank and he was playing air concertina.
@rachelphua2582 4 жыл бұрын
RogerWilco He is a true blue narcissist
@Ana-bn9tw 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever he says "they " or "some people " he's really talking about the voices in his head because there's nobody else around
@veronicastewart1112 4 жыл бұрын
Also when he says "everybody."
@ScandiNinja 4 жыл бұрын
True 🤭
@spiceyhotpot 4 жыл бұрын
The only person with imaginary friends who has full on conversations with them
@jsteel8288 4 жыл бұрын
@@spiceyhotpot Trump ain't a person; he's an affliction.
@spiceyhotpot 4 жыл бұрын
@@jsteel8288 yeah, true that.
@kitschyster 4 жыл бұрын
I can't keep my eyes off the person who is literally twiddling their thumbs in the background while Trump is talking.
@jakrispiee4695 4 жыл бұрын
Ha! I was totally mesmerized by the twiddling
@avidnongetit8710 4 жыл бұрын
I saw it too! I Freakin Laughed my ass off (yeah I know) but no comedians have joked..bet they do tonight..
@abbycross90210 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I thought, how long can he possibly do that before he realizes he's doing that on national TV? The whole time. He can do it the whole damn time.
@kitschyster 4 жыл бұрын
@@evawinters8932 Didn't look back but I thought someone else must have noticed this! :-)
@RickJames-cc6gl 4 жыл бұрын
It's thumb language for the deaf to Trump.
@rheaceebelle8130 4 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the person behind the sound track at the factory! You are a hero!
@adamekcar 4 жыл бұрын
When someone says "well I'll be honest" they are about to lie!
@Teejsfolly1929 4 жыл бұрын
So if the Coronavirus response team wasn't "popular" they would disband it like they did the pandemic response team? I guess public safety comes down to popularity.
@mark-ish 4 жыл бұрын
It's all about squeezing short term investments in society. Trumpey cant think beyond his one term presidency. abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/trump-disbanded-nsc-pandemic-unit-experts-praised-69594177
@-oiiio-3993 4 жыл бұрын
Everything with Trump is about branding, marketing, and his ego.
@mecongberlin 4 жыл бұрын
Tommy Bussell exactly, what a terrible decision making process.
@nadtz 4 жыл бұрын
Everything is with him.
@ArchusKanzaki 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he does say that he will run government like his business. In business, when you are not doing very good at something, you just close shop and move on to new business. Well, since his Public Safety's investment is failing to boost his popularity on elections, he scales down investment in Public Safety and tries to move it into Economics instead. Trump is kinda very predictable that way.
@davem3196 4 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if Stephen's delivery, alone at home, has gotten better or I just got used to not having the crowd.
@maxnicks 4 жыл бұрын
I like that he can't dance around like Ellen.
@misslanapford9169 4 жыл бұрын
I miss his suits and hate we don't have one on Friday.. he used to tape 2 on Thursday.. I think its a bloody shame considering he's already at home.
@frankie1012 4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the at home shows better too!
@censusgary 4 жыл бұрын
So his explanation for keeping the task force is that it"s "popular," not that it's doing something useful or important.
@Derguz 4 жыл бұрын
lmao.. As a historian, I can't stop laughing from the "Nothing says right side of history as an underground bunker in Germany".. That's funny - My compliments to the writer!
@sadiestoltzfus9798 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah real funny. Comparing a U.S. president to Hitler. I can't stop laughing. What's wrong with you?
@shanahanaman1 4 жыл бұрын
@@sadiestoltzfus9798 he wasn't talking about the president....
@jannettb7930 4 жыл бұрын
@@sadiestoltzfus9798 I think it is hilarious that you jump straight to "trump=hitler" 😂
@callen9623 4 жыл бұрын
Major props to whoever cued up ‘Live and Let Die’ in the factory. It is too on the nose to be accidental
@tessieoshea6904 4 жыл бұрын
The old fool more than likely had no idea!
@LynxChan 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen laughing while glancing at his wife off camera was just precious.
@bazzer124 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "I want to be a cheerleader for our country." We don't need a cheerleader, we need a leader, period....
@stilz0 4 жыл бұрын
No kidding, when I seen the caption, I thought it was a joke! He doesn't even make a good referee!
@magnetiktrax 4 жыл бұрын
Watch him at the factory, pretending to look interested, always glancing at the cameras to make sure they're filming him. What an absolute narcissist.
@sadiestoltzfus9798 4 жыл бұрын
Talk about a narcissist. Colbert is the best example. In love with himself.I can't stand this weasel. When is going to do the right thing and get off the subject of Trump bashing?
@crystaltelf288 4 жыл бұрын
Sadie, if you feel that way why are you here? Just being a troll?
@TheCountOfMommysCrisco 4 жыл бұрын
@@sadiestoltzfus9798 It's almost like people bash Trump consistently because he earns it... Consistently.
@davidgray8089 4 жыл бұрын
@@sadiestoltzfus9798 Your deflection has failed, please try again, Snowflake.
@Iheartdgd 4 жыл бұрын
Crystal Telf probably because KZfaq is pushing this crap every single day at the top of their page, regardless of what you watch. What does Colbert even plan to do once Trump’s term is over?
@DownwithEA1 4 жыл бұрын
"No one has turned me down for anything" Oh just give me a chance in November.
@Stadtpark90 4 жыл бұрын
bump
@alejosky 4 жыл бұрын
Please do!
@Troubadour313 4 жыл бұрын
I love that he had to stop and realize that he was implying that he had a weakness in that someone had at some point deny him, so he double backed and went "No, no , I am too great, no one has ever denied me ever."
@Romanticoutlaw 4 жыл бұрын
“no one’s ever turned me down for anything” does that include the women he assaulted?
@taurus9267 4 жыл бұрын
That must be what he thinks at least.
@ssnightser215 4 жыл бұрын
President Donald Trump 2020 :-)
@jasonbrown372 3 жыл бұрын
@@ssnightser215 didn't happen
@MrrMechassult 4 жыл бұрын
When he says "a company building underground bunkers" does nobody else think of Vault-tec from the fallout games? Or is it just me?
@yawgmothhiryuu 4 жыл бұрын
When it got to the "thousand person shelter" bit, that's definitely what I thought.
@theinvisiblequeen 4 жыл бұрын
@@yawgmothhiryuu maybe it's like from that awful science fiction bomb of a movie "A Boy and his Dog". ICK. I actually saw it in the theater!
@phonomancer_thepossum6279 4 жыл бұрын
I half expected for Trump to just stick his hands in that tub of masks and rustle it around a bit. Did anyone else think the same thing?
@mlebrooks 4 жыл бұрын
They probably brought a box full to him behind closed doors so he could get his wiggles out
@LifenaDay525 4 жыл бұрын
No, but surprised he didn’t throw out masks from Honeywell to the medical staff in the Oval Office the following day. He has a history of adding insult to injury, e.g., throwing paper towels to people in Puerto Rico after hurricane.
@richardgreen3081 4 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t he tell David, “that was such a nasty question!” like he tells the women journalist that has asked him that question?
@faustacastaneda1578 4 жыл бұрын
Cuz David would probably break his nose
@cinderball1135 4 жыл бұрын
I think you know the answer to that question.
@moonmode3232 4 жыл бұрын
Because he feels confident he can bully a woman.
@megalopagus316 4 жыл бұрын
@Swords Chant Trump's sister was a federal judge. She retired last year just before she was about to be investigated for tax dodging. www.nytimes.com/2019/04/10/us/maryanne-trump-barry-misconduct-inquiry.html
@veronicastewart1112 4 жыл бұрын
Because he can't deal with strong women. I think he has issues with his mommy.
@fiereke 4 жыл бұрын
Always about the ratings. He's still running the country like a TV-host.
@fibrowarrior1037 4 жыл бұрын
fiereke yup it’s a popularity contest , it’s not about what’s really good for the people.
@stilz0 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he is running the country like his TV celebrity show, "The Apprentice"!
@lilRadRidinHood 4 жыл бұрын
He DID actually say that he would run the country like he does a t.v. show. High time to cancel this program!
@jaimicottrill2831 4 жыл бұрын
“Some of you may die, but that’s a chance I’m willing to take!” Lord Farquad, Shrek. Similarities much? 😂
@KittySnicker 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it you beat me to it!! 😂😂😂
@bilindalaw-morley161 4 жыл бұрын
Jaimi Cottrill good grab, I’m impressed.
@mitchellneu 4 жыл бұрын
"Some of you may die but that's a sacrifice I am willing to make"
@jaimicottrill2831 4 жыл бұрын
Mitch Neu ha, I knew I got the quote wrong, I just couldn’t figure out how! 😂
@onecardtech 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Mr. President, You need to get back out on the campaign trail and start shaking hands with everyone!
@mlghelp2day 4 жыл бұрын
Covid 19: YESSSS!
@mob8451 4 жыл бұрын
I am afraid in that case even the virus would require social distancing
@disappearintothesea 4 жыл бұрын
I second that!! 😂
@jbeta4948 4 жыл бұрын
A-S-A-P!
@dreamluchadore 4 жыл бұрын
Destroy the Orange Plague in November. Make America Safe Again.
@scragglybeard9322 4 жыл бұрын
Make the World safe again. An American President who changes his Mind every few Minutes is realy scary
@marthelljohnson5676 4 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏
@dernvader6876 4 жыл бұрын
Colbert is on fire today!
@mrlanpp 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen and family. I’m a fan of your show, like so many, I try real hard to let go these days, if even for talk show. Watching you with your family brought tears of gratitude to my eyes. Evie did GREAT with the Mother’s Day cards and so did you. My 16 year old son’s staying with his grandma up the road since my father died, so I’m all alone, accept when I run out for take out. He plays piano and guitar for her. It’s hard and you help and I’m grateful. But sometimes, I feel like this small pleasure is loosing its opacity. Thank G-d for vicarious enjoyment! I’m gonna keep watching until I can’t, but I’m lucky your there when I’m not feeling all “here”. G-d bless you all. Stay strong. Stay healthy. Warm regards from sunny Arizona, where Martha McSally makes us wonder... why? Your unknown friend (and fan), Paul
@hapyjac6713 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry Donnie, this warrior has to stay home. I GOT BONE SPURS!
@ChelseaColeslaw 4 жыл бұрын
The emperor isn't wearing a mask, no matter what he says.
@heatherm2140 4 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@MUSIC7052 4 жыл бұрын
I don't like to remind you Americans. Your president throws 200,000 dead! you lost 400,000 lives in the fight against Hitler and Japan. in 3 years world war ... . We laughed at Trump in Germany. Believe me, it has become a sad silence. Stay strong we are always your friends
@badlydrawnturtle8484 4 жыл бұрын
I remember when I thought that story was a metaphor for following leaders without question, and people wouldn't actually go to the extreme of deluding themselves into believing blatantly obvious lies. I was so naive back then...
@videomissionary 4 жыл бұрын
Trump's sounding more and more like Farquaad; "some of you may die..."
@lilysnape6520 4 жыл бұрын
But Farquaad was more attractive :D And he was kind of nice to Fiona ... Don't grabbin her ... Cat ...
@videomissionary 4 жыл бұрын
@@lilysnape6520 true but they are both compensating for their tiny ... hands
@lazyperfectionist1 4 жыл бұрын
"There'll be more death, but-" -nothing else needs to be said.
@bubbles3161 4 жыл бұрын
Lot's of unhealthy pasty white soy boys who have zinc deficiency and didn't take vitamin C and D3 will die if they don't get some sun and exercise.
@grudtt2428 4 жыл бұрын
This is getting crazier every day.... this man has to be stopped.
@BAKER22-l4u 4 жыл бұрын
Are you threatening the President?
@screaminpman 4 жыл бұрын
Bob Baker - Jeez.. you really jumped the gun there. Did you get triggered?
@darquequeen2323 4 жыл бұрын
Bob Baker Yes, threatening to vote his sorry delusional orange ass out on election or rather de-election day.
@arenc5619 4 жыл бұрын
Justice for Ahmoud Arbery. It should not be a crime to be Black in America.
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
B L5: Hear, hear! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@arenc5619 4 жыл бұрын
Xeno Phon I am black. BL5 Black Lady 5. 5th in my family. Don’t be so quick to presume. Grow the *** up.
@richardjones1699 4 жыл бұрын
It was a modern day lynching. It was premeditated. Cold murder on a hot shit day.
@Douglas_Props 4 жыл бұрын
Xeno Phon fuck u victim blamer!
@grmpEqweer 4 жыл бұрын
Even if you THINK someone is a burglar, you don't get to gun them down. ...And having a gun pointed at oneself is terrifying. If one is terrified, you may do anything, like try to grab the gun, or run away. (I ran away, myself). ...I saw the video, and I did not see a justified use of LETHAL force. Some of the action DID occur off camera, it's why there's a tiny bit of doubt in my mind. But not very much doubt. It looks really bad. It looks like a homicide. ...I'm glad I'm not going to be on that jury.
@altitudeiseverything3163 4 жыл бұрын
“...people are dying the other way, too” - Yes, like the sad story of the exhausted, overwhelmed, traumatized nurse who committed suicide after weeks of watching those with COVID-19 suffer and die alone; she was devastated that she couldn’t do more to help them. So many needless deaths because the orange toddler didn’t start preparing for this months - or years - ago when infectious disease experts recommended it. As usual, ...money first.
@KelvinLKY 4 жыл бұрын
SkiingIsMyHappyPlace Bliss He did not realized the risk he is putting on not only at the public but also the front line professionals like the doctors and nurses. Why should they put their lives at risk if the government is not helping them.
@hwy191 4 жыл бұрын
AND RATINGS and he is still the president.
@fibrowarrior1037 4 жыл бұрын
SkiingIsMyHappyPlace Bliss nobody even tries to fix anything until someone dies
@altitudeiseverything3163 4 жыл бұрын
Fibro Warrior - And too often, not even then. Apparently, some consider those of us who are older, or with chronic health issues (of any age), to be disposable.
@altitudeiseverything3163 4 жыл бұрын
Kimi Bohannon - Yes, he ran as a businessman - not that he was ever really successful at it - but he’s been “governing” as a showman/con-man, which is all he actually knows. Self-aggrandizement and profiteering is all he cares about.
@lazybeatz 4 жыл бұрын
😂 Lol Steve crushed it!! "He is survived by two sons, a grand daughter and a raging economy!"
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын
*If Trump was a mechanic* : "I'm deleting the brakes of your car.....oh well, i didn't realize how popular brakes were.
@sunseeker9581 4 жыл бұрын
Professionals are saying we dont need brakes. Anchors work great on boats so I think we could try putting anchors in cars. It's much cheaper and better quality than brakes. We could have the best anchors in the world.
@dalemartin6576 4 жыл бұрын
He would more likely say "ahh I got rid of the brakes all they do is slow you down so now you can just go go go."
@zacharybelford3771 4 жыл бұрын
buy bitcoin before he makes ur dollar worthless.
@indymarrow8050 4 жыл бұрын
One by Land, Two if by Sea Run if by Air Yeah. Because it isn’t like the liberal media has been bashing the task force daily.
@johno7617 4 жыл бұрын
One by Land, Two if by Sea Run if by Air VOTE Blue!! End the gop swamp in november
@dennisbermudez9637 4 жыл бұрын
*toilet flush bit*... "speaking of things going down the toilet: our economy." That is an all-time great transition right there folks, legendary. Let's appreciate the greatness of Colbert and his writers folks lol.
@fuckfannyfiddlefart 4 жыл бұрын
I would of he called put the DCCC for screwing Bernie and putting demented Biden on his place.
@gregturner5890 4 жыл бұрын
Someone in the factory played ...live and let die..lol I still laughing..good one..😜 I guess you don't need SNL when you got the real fool standing right in front of you...
@wednesdayashe1499 4 жыл бұрын
*applause* - The classic contribution of appreciation. Esp. For the father/son adorableness
@amandahuginkiss8561 4 жыл бұрын
To everyone reading the comments. We are in a very scary time but I hope that you and yours are staying safe!
@ValerieJNorse 4 жыл бұрын
And the same to you!
@JTuaim 4 жыл бұрын
I like that sentiment.
@rakelodakel 4 жыл бұрын
Me and mine are not in the US, so that's a big plus, with or without Corona.
@grahamkemp1610 4 жыл бұрын
Amanda, we have had worse times, disease, famine, war, trump, but we stubborn funny little humans keep on going . We will get through this as long as we work together to protect all that we hold dear, and get rid of trump. Love and best wishes from England
@carolprice1389 4 жыл бұрын
Me and my mother is I just hope you and your family and friends are safe to.
@grmpEqweer 4 жыл бұрын
"It'll end when he finds a younger, hotter task force." I laughed so hard I shot snot out of my nose.
@tidalbender 4 жыл бұрын
Someone tell Trump his ratings would go up 1000 fold if he resigns today. It'll work, obviously.
@wwbuirkle 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry soyboy Flynns been exonerated,and all the lies of the Dimms are starting to unravel.LMFAO
@bilindalaw-morley161 4 жыл бұрын
SloMozaru oh, Snap! Perfect, why has no one thought of this?
@generic3725 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Bloomberg offered to pay him to resign?
@s.engelsman4521 4 жыл бұрын
Good one. 😒
@8584zender 4 жыл бұрын
You may be onto something. I bet Netflix would be willing to produce the reality show along the lines of Tiger King starring Trump, the only president to just up and quit office. "Orange-face King" ... ok it's a working title, I gotta punch it up, but there is genius in it I'm sure of that.
@Shawnne86 4 жыл бұрын
"That's like walking into the bedroom with a condom on your nose... Sure, you got it on, but it doesn't inspire confidence that you know what's about to happen.." gonna need this one on a shirt...
@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 4 жыл бұрын
You can actually watch the hamster wheel as he’s talking. “Nobody’s turned me down for the task force...” (Wait...that makes it sound like people turn me down for other things...OH MY GOD make sure ppl don’t think I get turned down for things at all!) “...Nobody turns me down for anything!”
@Democratic_Industrialism 4 жыл бұрын
His valet just tested positive for covid-19 which means he could have it too now
@titustiger27 4 жыл бұрын
"well to be honest" means he is lying
@mark-ish 4 жыл бұрын
Only when his lips are moving.
@bsarioz 4 жыл бұрын
No honest person says "to be honest" :D
@TheKaiTetley 4 жыл бұрын
mark. If Trump is breathing, he is lying
@m.f.4606 4 жыл бұрын
Once again, Trump reminds us of what's most important to him. MONEY, not human lives.
@burbanpoison2494 4 жыл бұрын
The flushing toilet just proves that Boofer was having a beer while listening to arguments.
@HagenvonEitzen 4 жыл бұрын
I'm otherwise surprised that the flushing was the first odd sound
@avidnongetit8710 4 жыл бұрын
So gross..yet Hilarious
@katerh3198 4 жыл бұрын
"Popular" is probably the wrong word. Most of us view it as a freak show until Fauci speaks.
@crystaltelf288 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, we are definitely not tuning in to hear his ramblings, unscientific lack of knowledge, issues and delemas!
@miriaml.150 4 жыл бұрын
Crystal Telf. I think you meant to say dementia not dilemmas!
@kimjongfun5427 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?" - Donald Trump
@LifenaDay525 4 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Fun Well over half of America will say “yes” on 11/3.
@Tsalinger 4 жыл бұрын
Lets nuke a hurricane, that will up the ratings on prime time. Looking like a busy summer for them.
@RagamuffinGunner13 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm asking for a friend."
@AndiDuck 4 жыл бұрын
"When the President does it, that means it's not illegal." - President Richard Nixon, in a 1977 interview with David Frost "I can do anything I want " - President Donald Trump ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@phoebe5843 4 жыл бұрын
South Koreans removed their former president over less.
@tonydipietro4225 4 жыл бұрын
The majority of American voters “turned him down” when he asked to be president.
@avidnongetit8710 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! Pass it ON And VOTE trump OUT
@randyross5630 4 жыл бұрын
Lock Trump Up
@RockBrentwood 4 жыл бұрын
And that's what we call a Lie by Omission. The *correct* statement - demopublican conservliberal partisan - is that the majority of American voters turned *every* *candidate* down - just like in 2000, 1996, 1992, 1968, 1960, 1948 and many other times (as well as very nearly so in 2012, 1980, 1976, ...). And you're welcome.
@sprtsfanatic1 4 жыл бұрын
Warriors turned him down after winning their second NBA title
@sdfkjgh 4 жыл бұрын
@Quentin Shock: The electoral college was started because the southern states didn't want the votes of the slaves to count as much as whites' votes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Electoral_College#Background en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise Remember, any and all societal ill in the U.S. can be traced back to our Original Sin, slavery.
@cliffskinner563 4 жыл бұрын
3:50 - and further points in the video the thumb twirling on Trump’s right shoulder is amazing
@LeftIsBest001 4 жыл бұрын
"I. I just died in your arms tonight.." 😂😂😂😷😷
@simonfrederiksen104 4 жыл бұрын
Should have played A-ha "Take on me"
@sadiestoltzfus9798 4 жыл бұрын
Did Colbert use that song? That's some sick shit. And you think it's funny?
@Mark-fe3dk 4 жыл бұрын
The task force is popular because it’s supposed to help save lives. I guess the president didn’t know that.
@audbertovelez130 4 жыл бұрын
Keep up us informed Colbert with truth and good spirits.. love you!! Steve.. thanks... ✌😎♥️🐱
@lalalalalalee6311 4 жыл бұрын
I love the interactions between you and your family!
@sabinehahn9774 4 жыл бұрын
"Live and let die" - that is really beyond any shade of pale. Hysterically funny as well.
@johnh6327 4 жыл бұрын
@@missoula2213 ur not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?
@oriontigley5089 4 жыл бұрын
Man... to think this will be in the history books, eh?
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 4 жыл бұрын
Rewritten no doubt
@chattycathy8089 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think tRump REALIZED what that meant! It was PERFECT!
@sabinehahn9774 4 жыл бұрын
@@chattycathy8089 he's not the fastest in the uptake, is he?
@aztn19 4 жыл бұрын
“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” - Donald Trump, 2020
@sadiestoltzfus9798 4 жыл бұрын
He also stated "No death is acceptable" when some biased reporter asked him a stupid question as usual. "How many deaths are acceptable from covid-19"? Response from Trump. None. Quit twisting the man's words.
@mahnoorkhan7601 4 жыл бұрын
@@sadiestoltzfus9798 That's not how Trump is acting right now. Did you not watch the clips where Trump wants to open the economy faster even though he knows it result in a dramatic increase in death?
@MrPfsantos 4 жыл бұрын
The little king, on Shrek, said the same thing.
@sadiestoltzfus9798 4 жыл бұрын
@@mahnoorkhan7601 He is letting it up to states governors. Federal government doesn't control the states. That also shoot's the dictator theory to hell. Also you know we Americans don't tolerate government control. Revolutionary war ring a bell? So he is damned if he does and damned if he don't. Get off the mans case. Would you want his job. I think people who are critical should ask themselves what they would do different?
@mascotvt 4 жыл бұрын
@@sadiestoltzfus9798 ... federal government *does* control the stated. Thats why its there.
@Luna.3.3.3 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr. Colbert for making me laugh~! If it wasn't for you, I'd have to stop watching the news. I _cannot even STAND_ the *sound* of the great 🍊 orange LiAR's Voice! 😡
@amyl363 4 жыл бұрын
"Like entering the bedroom wearing a condom on your nose" -- LOL
@giogio182 4 жыл бұрын
"Rest in profits" The USA's slogan. And that was BEFORE covid-19!
@DavidJ222 4 жыл бұрын
Trump wears goggles at a factory, but he thinks it's perfectly okay for him to stare into a solar eclipse with no eye protection.😎😂
@gregvondare 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody told him he would look studly in those glasses. Hah!
@winnifredforbes8712 4 жыл бұрын
Gregory Von Dare Studly?! Beautiful!
@foxware5587 4 жыл бұрын
That time he stared into the solar eclipse, he was probably waering a condom....
@darquequeen2323 4 жыл бұрын
FoxWare 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@darquequeen2323 4 жыл бұрын
The sun should have stared right back directly at him.
@iunnor 4 жыл бұрын
People are idiots, social distancing must be compulsory if you expect it to be done. Leaving it up to individuals means there will be crouds. That is too big of an expectation from the public at large.
@fibrowarrior1037 4 жыл бұрын
iunnor it’s still spreading because even as a law people aren’t following it .
@minav2975 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the guy in the white shirt on 45's left is LITERALLY TWIDDLING HIS THUMBS
@CletusBoyce 4 жыл бұрын
I have noticed when Trump lies he starts a sentence with, “I have got to be honest” as if he is sighting the rules. And, if he gets the accordion hands going he is exploring the frontiers of BS. 🤓
@thornyturtleranch6152 4 жыл бұрын
The beautiful thing is nobody will tell his dumb ass this and so far he never saw our comments on his sure "tell."
@ariaflame-au 4 жыл бұрын
When have you seen him tell the truth to compare?
@JBond-zf4dj 4 жыл бұрын
Classic narcissist
@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 4 жыл бұрын
Ariaflame that time he said he would date his daughter. That was the time he was telling the truth.
@herglawrmr33 4 жыл бұрын
*citing. Sorry I had to. Agree with your thoughts though.
@alanmelb 4 жыл бұрын
Just because every child has the chance to become President, it doesn't mean you should put a child in the White House.
@sadiestoltzfus9798 4 жыл бұрын
Shut-up.
@al3xx3991 4 жыл бұрын
alanmelb trump is the biggest child in history, and he’s the president. The 100s of pages of idiotic crap he’s said and done.
@al3xx3991 4 жыл бұрын
Sadie Stoltzfus aww did someone make fun of your wittle president and his wittle hands 😢😢😢
@TahtahmesDiary 4 жыл бұрын
Preach, honey!
@themartianway 4 жыл бұрын
@@sadiestoltzfus9798 someone is a little butt hurt.
@JustXavier 4 жыл бұрын
That bear was the funniest part of this. I need more bear 🐻 More cowbell. And More bear.
@adamklein4151 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, I have the same fish pitcher that is on your bookshelf, but yellow. It makes a fun glub-glub sound. It's pretty sweet.
@AD-wm5ju 4 жыл бұрын
Liars’ classic: “ I had a mask on for a period of time” We didn’t see you wear one “I can’t help it if you didn’t see me.”
@nebulousJames12345 4 жыл бұрын
Why are all you demonliberals obsessed with getting a picture of trump in a mask?
@mm12345777 4 жыл бұрын
@Sarah Payne EXACTLY
@Aaron.Davis56 4 жыл бұрын
Enter Kellyanne Conway to explain and defend
@AD-wm5ju 4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Davis, you know that’s what’s next! 🤣
@AD-wm5ju 4 жыл бұрын
Sarah Payne, yep!🤣
@verumillic1424 4 жыл бұрын
"Rest in Profits." Yep, that about sums it up.
@saphlistser1265 4 жыл бұрын
"God" is a generic term - who says the "God" they trust is the biblical Judaic one? Could just as well be Mammon, or Baal, or any number of the Princes of Avarice or whatnot (for those who believe in that sort of thing). Why WOULDN'T they drive for the opportunity to make such a massive sacrifice to their chosen deity? (Devil's advocate at play ...)
@jacksnewman77 4 жыл бұрын
If Trump ever actually expressed a real human emotion like regret or empathy or grief for the horrific death toll and everyone affected by it his face would melt and then his head would explode.
@crystalzak 4 жыл бұрын
i think his face has already melted.
@fibrowarrior1037 4 жыл бұрын
Jack S Newman that explains a lot
@sprtsfanatic1 4 жыл бұрын
Ark of the Covenant status
@alee7322 4 жыл бұрын
Jack S Newman. Not Emotions I’m allergic to sympathy......I’m melting !!!!!!!
@lunabee89 4 жыл бұрын
You are a classic, Colbert . From Colbert Report, to The Late Show. You bring laughs which in dark times. Long may you reign Colbert!
@1LuckyBee 4 жыл бұрын
I love the guy behind trump literally twiddling his thumbs! ;O
@dogboyafternoon 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I wanted to make this comment but I scrolled down to find yours! Bravo!
@CJusticeHappen21 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna be a Warrior!" - _said in the voice of Jerry Seinfeld_
@Baxterbrookies 4 жыл бұрын
More Quarantinewhile, please and thanks!
@arbknight12 4 жыл бұрын
Citizen/Soldier: “Why is this godforsaken economy/planet worth dying for?” Trump/Zapp Brannigan: “Don’t ask me! YOU’RE the one who’s going to be dying!”
@sprtsfanatic1 4 жыл бұрын
arbknight12 Oh God, that’s so perfect! Thank you. Zapp fits Trump to a T
@trogdor5000 4 жыл бұрын
@@sprtsfanatic1 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/apZmftR_qc2vpX0.html
@henrytai6227 4 жыл бұрын
The white shirt guy on the back keeps twirling his thumbs, I can imagine his frustration when his leader talks.... 😅
@TonesDroneVisuals 4 жыл бұрын
I love getting cute morning texts like, "Your order has been shipped"
@Weemadaggie 4 жыл бұрын
The guy twirling his thumbs behind Trump... :oD Also, pretty sure Bethesda is going to want a word with that Vivos company. They got the vault wrong.
@Itsjustanotheralex 4 жыл бұрын
You are right Stephen, he should be a lifer. Great line, you could tell it was meant from the heart :)
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