Returning To Norms: Biden Rips Putin In Tough Phone Call, Immediately Releases Details

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President Biden is busy cleaning up his predecessor's messes, among them this country's relationship with Russia, and Stephen was caught off guard by the new administration's return to norms around transparency in foreign policy. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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@gingerscholar152 3 жыл бұрын

I love the man behind the camera trying to suppress his laughter

@MandleRoss 3 жыл бұрын

I believe that is Stephen's son.

@michaeldwalker8055 3 жыл бұрын

I believe that's his son,.. you can hear his wife too, her laugh is contagious

@lanecampbell8049 3 жыл бұрын

I miss Evies laughter

@dieulitadatus9669 3 жыл бұрын

I actually think it’s Paul Dinelo 😂😂😂

@LP-MeAndMyShadow 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Muttley!

@Matthew_Murray 3 жыл бұрын

Any time a college kid in their 20s claiming to be a CEO says "yea sure I'll handle vital medical distribution" just save the time and arrest them immediately

@ericminch 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, did we learn *nothing* from Elizabeth Holmes?

@theblade9024 3 жыл бұрын

Philly had a COVID Fyre festival. WTF were the administrators thinking? Get rid of them.

@RenaldyCalixte 3 жыл бұрын

This kids mentor must be current CEO and former President Donald Trump.

@5321jerry1 3 жыл бұрын

Who’s the governor of Pennsylvania? Oh yeah. Got it.

@artissonbeats3057 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

@wekabird2805 3 жыл бұрын

I think it's sweet that you can hear his Mrs in the background laughing. I kinda get the feeling that they're good mates away from the camera's. He's funny and she's entertained. Match made in heaven cos we all know that laughing makes you happy.

@thomasholden500 3 жыл бұрын

A walk-in tub does sound nice, until you realize you have to sit there waiting for the water to drain before you can get out.

@michaelmccoy1794 3 жыл бұрын

Well you have to wait for it to fill, too don't you? If you want to use the door, that is. If not, then what do you want a walk-in for, right?

@luketalks 3 жыл бұрын

I do that anyway lol

@dexterbernard2701 3 жыл бұрын

I liked when he called T****, "Citizen". That cracked me up!

@markmac2206 3 жыл бұрын

Citizen "needs a" Cane

@nailas1125 3 жыл бұрын

Me too haha

@illynatic 3 жыл бұрын

5:50

@RB-kw1ec 3 жыл бұрын

Dexter Bernard so Colbert is still blaming trump for Americans dying...funny, I thought Biden was now president?

@nuzayerov 3 жыл бұрын

Can anyone explain why people are not writing the citizen's actual name but using "T****" instead? I honestly don't know. Would love an explanation.

@katelawrence7445 3 жыл бұрын

Australia has added a new phrase: donut day which is when a state or territory has zero new cases of local transmission. A double donut day is no new cases and no deaths.

@danicaz1163 3 жыл бұрын

Does it mean, every single citizen gets a donut for free?

@suekennedy8917 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant for a virus which has not been measured.

@kingbadmovie 3 жыл бұрын

@@suekennedy8917 Wtf you talking about?

@carolinemaybe 3 жыл бұрын

kingbadmovie oh god another one. So many have been conned by lies about Covid.

@kindlin 3 жыл бұрын

@Akai Shigunaru I actually think she was agreeing with king, about sue, but with the internet, and the way replies work on youtube, it's hard to tell. I think every single person in this thread is anti Sue except Sue.

@maryestan4331 3 жыл бұрын

"Thank you, Citizen." That's being generous, imo.

@peggydavidson2442 3 жыл бұрын

It is always such a treat to hear Evie laughing in the background.

@nickmenn5443 3 жыл бұрын

That “citizen” line was perfect

@NikalWar 3 жыл бұрын

Still chuckling sporadically

@brassholio 3 жыл бұрын

It felt so good to hear that

@lauralishes1 3 жыл бұрын

@@boredLol213 Weird it's showing as 4 stars on my keyboard but not when I post it

@lauralishes1 3 жыл бұрын

@@boredLol213 Nope tried again for some reason it doesn't allow me to post a T then 4 stars after it. I'll just delete it.

@codybrock3461 3 жыл бұрын

"Thank you... citizen." Man that's nice to hear.

@9WEAVER9 3 жыл бұрын

He Who Shall Not Be Named has yet to be named in this segment.

@bobbyboucher1096 3 жыл бұрын

It was "citizen" tonight.

@mehere8038 3 жыл бұрын

"He did deliver on America first" & he also warned you you won't like it too remember? "so much winning, you'll be sick of winning, you'll be saying please Mr President, no more winning" yup, he was right!

@barnabyrobert2564 3 жыл бұрын

that didn't age well

@jakevanweelden5816 3 жыл бұрын

@@barnabyrobert2564 to

@traceythompson1092 3 жыл бұрын

He also promised "American Carnage" at his Inauguration......Promises made, promises kept.

@i_just_got_here 3 жыл бұрын

Really Stephen? A catapult? We all know the trebuchet is the superior siege weapon.

@Johnny-Cage 3 жыл бұрын

facts

@themastermason1 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen should know. They used them to good effect at the defense of Minas Tirith. They only went down because Sauron is a cheap bastard and sent air power to eliminate them.

@-oiiio-3993 3 жыл бұрын

Besides, you'd need too many cats.

@aristophanesghost3839 3 жыл бұрын

Onager

@benn454 3 жыл бұрын

Go ballista or go home.

@Grobohalic 3 жыл бұрын

Hearing Stephen refer to Trump as “citizen” felt so good.

@ShiloVix 3 жыл бұрын

Federal inmate would sound even better!

@Annie-zd6rn 3 жыл бұрын

We should be hearing that Trump is number 115478 NY Dept of Corrections.

@annamcuthbert3993 3 жыл бұрын

I am not an American citizen but i liked it

@markoconnell804 3 жыл бұрын

If you have a daughter better protect her should she need to use a public bathroom. Biden opened them back up to creepy guys. Oh and be ready to watch your daughter loose in high school and college sporting events which were supposed to be for girls. Biden opened that up to guys too.

@dougal1351 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, and so is obumma a citizen.

@laurenelizabethjohnson4871 3 жыл бұрын

I love Stephen. He’s like the cool PTA dad that lets his kids and their friends drink beer just as long as he’s in the house.

@shrijitasgable 3 жыл бұрын

Never seen Colbert smiling this much recently in the last few years.

@kayagyft2049 3 жыл бұрын

Well he was one of those listed as evil on the qanon.list so he's probably happy that was quashed so his ugly won't come to light

@rhondavanderbeek8006 3 жыл бұрын

@@kayagyft2049 No content. No playlists. No... wait..: is this... are you... Q?

@victoriawilliams2786 3 жыл бұрын

@@kayagyft2049 That comment was about as bright as a burned out lightbulb. 😂

@maryestan4331 3 жыл бұрын

He has a solid job and great healthcare. Why shouldn't he be happy?

@mmcdade6224 3 жыл бұрын

@@kayagyft2049 you should really get back on your meds

@dondee16888 3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that ever since 1/20, Steven has looked so much happier.

@disgruntledpelican5660 3 жыл бұрын

I think we’re all happier now

@NadiaGirl1 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone is happier

@timgil7830 3 жыл бұрын

You think he's happy, look at fauci. It's amazing

@tjdowns3743 3 жыл бұрын

And healthier!

@andrewowens4421 3 жыл бұрын

It's like years have been added to my life.

@Opus313 3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be surprised if Putin has a shark tank under a retractable floor...

@TimestampGuy2020 3 жыл бұрын

With FRICKEN laser beams?

@mark-ish 3 жыл бұрын

Prolly has someone push the button for him. He's so precious.

@dirtyfrench2926 3 жыл бұрын

@@TimestampGuy2020 You totally beat me to it. That immediately came to mind when I read that lol.

@mitchellneu 3 жыл бұрын

@@TimestampGuy2020 maybe it could be... “sea bass...MUTATED sea bass...” 😂

@matthewmangum6320 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he’s old school. It would be bears or tigers, something along that line.

@billytheweasel 3 жыл бұрын

The writers are wonderful. This stuff is gold.

@luketalks 3 жыл бұрын

Steven writes most of his own stuff

@billmurray7473 3 жыл бұрын

I thought ZOOM was a children's show on PBS, like Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street.

@luketalks 3 жыл бұрын

It is also a TV show...I think defunct? I tried out for it as a kid lol

@lucylavallee7867 3 жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my drink at “Mother work the pole”. 🤣🤣

@petuniapop7819 3 жыл бұрын

The fact y’all can still make up ideas for Catch A Third Wave animations is Emmy worthy tbh

@aimeethereseperhach1055 3 жыл бұрын

And it's a subtle Beach Boys reference. There's no bad part of this!

@DaHitch 3 жыл бұрын

Should have use a trebuchet. Everyone knows trebuchet is the superior siege weapon.

@ljohnson2181 3 жыл бұрын

But remember David’s well-placed slingshot worked pretty well too.

@DaHitch 3 жыл бұрын

@@ljohnson2181 Fairy tales don't count.

@andrewbroeker9819 3 жыл бұрын

@@ljohnson2181 It was a sling, not a slingshot, and neither of those is a siege weapon.

@sinicide1015 3 жыл бұрын

I kind of noticed! I thought "eww, that just looks like T*=÷'s house".

@AxelSpott 3 жыл бұрын

Immediately I thought “gold everywhere and cherubs? No wonder t**** wanted to be his bestie”

@CteCrassus 3 жыл бұрын

I did notice that the last two pics were A LOT less tasteful. Say what you will about Russians, but they can pull off opulent decadent excess like no others.

@mikeh3851 3 жыл бұрын

I live in Indiana. This morning, while driving to work, I saw Mike Pence standing at the intersection holding a sign that said, "No hang-ups here. Will work for votes". I did the right thing and threw my coffee at him.

@theresaiwright7085 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Kiki32131 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣thats right, Mike!

@biancajade728 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@tigglepig 3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏You should, of course, just thrown your covfefe at him.

@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 жыл бұрын

Mike Pence did the right thing January 6 and didn't do Trumps bidding. Leave the guy alone. Give credit where credit is do. If I was Pence and my friend (Trump) put me in harms way. Trump would be laying in a hospital recovering from an ass whooping.

@Oleandra-13 3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who will miss hearing the crew trying to stifle their laughter instead of the loud audience yelling and clapping?

@kneesocksbananapants 3 жыл бұрын

I miss Jon cackling in the background tho haha

@SugarSnapDragon 3 жыл бұрын

I love Covid Colbert.

@jluvs2ride 3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna miss living in a free country.

@biostarkick7 3 жыл бұрын

@@jluvs2ride Jokes on you. We *never* had one! Hah!

@michelleadams5120 3 жыл бұрын

@@jluvs2ride Did your life truly change under Trump? Did you get richer? Did you have a fuller social life? Did you have a good 2020? Or did what he said just *sound* good? I was raised apolitically - not a Democrat or a Republican. I wanted to find out who I thought was right. I went to school, a lot of school. I spent a bunch of time in Washington DC. I see both sides. I understand gun culture, for example. But many Republicans simply don't understand the full picture on really big problems like covid, the economy, etc. And it is always better to decide from *more* information rather than less information. On the other hand, Democrats aren't communicating and working with Republicans, so they stink too. Just live. It will all be ok. The Democrats are too busy trying to clean up the covid/economy/etc. mess to worry about taking away your freedoms!

@skaetur1 3 жыл бұрын

Sentient Cyberhornets would make a great band name.

@lashropa 3 жыл бұрын

This intro made me pause & make a cup of solidarity tea. My heart belongs to you sir. You and your wonderful staff.

@TheMaskofVegito 3 жыл бұрын

It’s so nice to see Stephen smile when he’s talking about the President again. Like genuinely smile.

@petitio_principii 3 жыл бұрын

A president whose name does not need to be censored with asterisks.

@willritter4076 3 жыл бұрын

I'd be honored if some fellow citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe out there.

@williedixon1180 3 жыл бұрын

Now we have a president who khameleon Harris called a racist....a president who khameleon Harris called a sexual predator...and said she believes his accusers......a president who says AINT NOBODY HOLDING ME RESPONSIBLE FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED 100-200-300 YEARS AGO....and we all know what he is referring to.....guess toxic masculinity and racism is acceptable now....#we 2faced...#do as we say not as we do....

@TheMaskofVegito 3 жыл бұрын

@@williedixon1180 oooookay

@bettyveronica9880 Жыл бұрын

Trump = Citizen Vain.

@ilovemuslimfood666 3 жыл бұрын

“Mother, work the pole.” Fuck me, I lost it! XDDDDD

@NeoKenshi 3 жыл бұрын

That " 'Putin' on the ritz" comment🤣

@lisaclarkreinventingjadesc1973 3 жыл бұрын

I've always wanted one of those walk in bathtubs, too!

@blackhawk15897 3 жыл бұрын

Good lord. That Putin Palace complex is the exact kind of place you'd expect to see the Climactic final shootout in a James Bond movie. Complete with gratuitous explosions and private armies streaming in out of nowhere to fight each other.

@lydiaander45 3 жыл бұрын

@Henry Hello hope you are doing great Will love to know you if you dont mind

@MH-ql4nh 3 жыл бұрын

I agree! First thing I thought was that it must be a Bond villain lair xD

@georgetirebiter7693 3 жыл бұрын

Earsplitinloudenboomer

@luketalks 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a goldeneye level for sure

@nikolaypanchovski719 3 жыл бұрын

They dont say to you its a CGI right? Im actualy scared about how brainwashed are U.S. people...

@StealthyMuse 3 жыл бұрын

switching to a model that sells people's info sounds very disingenuous, almost to the point of sketchy, especially when you consider most of the people that scammers actually fool seem to be the elderly...

@Ergot59 3 жыл бұрын

and will it keep gathering info as all people are done?

@rainbowprism6242 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like Trump University Internship is doing damage already. Government needs to create new curriculum for them called Mike Pence Penitentiary.

@maddog2314 3 жыл бұрын

Same thoughts here. Scammers would pay top dollar for phone numbers of old people.

@YamiOni 3 жыл бұрын

Considering it's going to be all health information protected by HIPAA... Sure, go ahead, kid, enjoy all those fines. What's the record for youngest person to bankrupt a company?

@rainbowprism6242 3 жыл бұрын

@@YamiOni I dunno. How old was Trump when he embezzled his piggy bank funds?

@sylvan44 3 жыл бұрын

i love this show but whoever does cbs’s captioning needs to have someone monitoring their work :/

@donnah574 3 жыл бұрын

LOL @ “Thank you, (pause) citizen”

@laurievandewiele4065 3 жыл бұрын

OMG LOL!! As the images of Putins' palace were emerging I most definitely thought that the oh so subtle Trump style was being mirrored there

@monicaluketich3106 3 жыл бұрын

When Stephen put in the T**** pictures, I wondered if that was what he was doing...he mentioned the gold too many times for even Putin!

@louismasar6147 3 жыл бұрын

I’m so proud to have people like you in our country🇺🇸 You rock Steve, God Bless America!

@VAOdin 3 жыл бұрын

"Thank you . . .citizen." LMFAO!

@churchhaley7721 3 жыл бұрын

"Thank you, citizen " 🤣

@ArkhamOdyssey 3 жыл бұрын

I did notice him switching over from Putin's palace to Trump's apartment. As soon as I saw the tacky gold everything I knew.

@denisesf5 3 жыл бұрын

Me too...and it was spot on.

@gabrieleghut1344 3 жыл бұрын

Me too. 👍 It is so, so, so 🤢🤮.. I don't know what to call it, is there a stronger word than ugly?

@glarynth 3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieleghut1344 It's a noun, but "trumpery" fits well.

@chesterplemany 3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieleghut1344 Garish? Gaudy? Lurid? Bilious? Tastelessly ostentatious and vulgar? Im not sure the right word exists to describe Trump's style of interior design. Trumpatious? Trumpuous? Trumpy?

@nataliedelagrandiere4022 3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieleghut1344 It's tacky.

@Andrew-vw5vb 3 жыл бұрын

Older people having their information stolen is actually a really big issue because they are more likely to be tricked by messages or calls asking for money. I mean selling data is a big issue as well but yeah.

@Whatsayoutuber 3 жыл бұрын

True! My grandma has had issues with scam calls in recent years. She’s living with us now, and it’s worrying how helpless I feel about protecting her from internet and phone scams. Thank god she doesn’t spend most of her time on Facebook.

@crystaldragon2457 3 жыл бұрын

My mom received a voicemail from "social security" saying there was a problem and asked for her social security number. I spoke with her actual worker to ask about it and they confirmed it was a scam. I'm so relieved I was able to stop her from calling that number back.

@TahtahmesDiary 3 жыл бұрын

My landlords got scammed and now their family is insufferable to the tenants changing lease agreements to try to get it back off of us 😒

@markmac2206 3 жыл бұрын

@@Whatsayoutuber my grandma too. twice. and she's so stubborn she wont listen to my warnings. one of them called when i was there, i tried to grab the phone and handle it but she went in her room and locked the door!

@STHFGDBY 3 жыл бұрын

When Trumps time on Earth has ended he will break another record. He'll be the first ex President not to get a state funeral.

@ValerieKayParteeReid 3 жыл бұрын

One can only hope.🙏🏽

@luketalks 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@AzureIV 3 жыл бұрын

13:30 So in 2016 we could have had a swarm of sentient cyber-hornets for president, and what we got instead was a much less impressive old, insane man?

@rosesantos9438 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, I did notice immediately that that was Trump’s apartment! That is bigly tacky! No one is more tacky than him, believe me!! Sad.

@que3817 3 жыл бұрын

I'll give him that one.

@TahtahmesDiary 3 жыл бұрын

The second gold was everywhere I thought "Trump would love this place" 🤣

@TheNefastor 3 жыл бұрын

I thought "this looks exactly like rush limbaugh's place". What is it with fascists and gaudy interiors ?

@mikeharrison1868 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I spotted straight away as well.

@kristinbagani2811 3 жыл бұрын

When you realize that Putin has better taste in furniture than Trump! 😂

@benlutz1974 3 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing Pence doesn't want to be at any particular address where he can be found anyway.

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

Actually a really good point.

@que3817 3 жыл бұрын

He goes around in a golf cart disguised as a white Leggo tower. With a driver.

@markmac2206 3 жыл бұрын

@ he can just blend in with the wallpaper like he did at press conferences.

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

@@markmac2206 -- Maybe he could just dye his hair black? That'd throw most people, I think. How're you doing?

@markmac2206 3 жыл бұрын

@@ValerieJNorse im doing much better since Jan. 20! how are you?

@armie0h 3 жыл бұрын

anyone else love the laxed styles in this age of covid ---- late night wardrobe super casual

@mariespi96 3 жыл бұрын

Millenials are all rubbing off on us! lol

@fathernojoy2706 3 жыл бұрын

Does Stephen keep saying “amplatheater” or is it me?

@Kasia_Luna 3 жыл бұрын

The cameraman was literally killing me, every time he laughed it made me crack up 😂😂 I can't.

@Miss_Matched 3 жыл бұрын

No, he wasn't literally killing you, or was this your dying message? R.I.P.

@Kasia_Luna 3 жыл бұрын

@ArtVande1ay1 It's okay, now I can come back as a GHOSTTTTT

@michaeldwalker8055 3 жыл бұрын

My condolences to your family,....

@IMSiegfried 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kasia_Luna :D

@okayfine7040 3 жыл бұрын

Same here. I thought these new late show episodes would be awkward without an audience but it’s actually really charming.

@JohnSmith-bn5mi 3 жыл бұрын

A homeless former VP sounds like the premise of a sitcom where the family learns empathy and how the other half lives.

@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын

except this is a republican, so we know it won't happen.

@voidblack1706 3 жыл бұрын

@@kenbrown2808 the iorony is that he's republican but homeless. Since when does republicans make laws for the poor.

@charlespanache7047 3 жыл бұрын

@Bernedette Kuteyi he sold it bc tax payers literally pay for every single aspect of their lives. EVERY. ASPECT. he didn't need 1, he slept next to little Donnie every night.

@lyreparadox 3 жыл бұрын

@Bernedette Kuteyi In the Indiana Governor's Residence 2013-2016.

@ibabechanel 3 жыл бұрын

SHIT Creek. 😐

@bjreed6088 3 жыл бұрын

Well done, Stephen! You're spot on!😚👏👏👏👏👏👍

@sarawitalis6575 3 жыл бұрын

Forgive the ignorant Canadian that am I...I honestly thought the MyPillow guy was made up this whole season! Oh my gosh I can't believe he's an actual person! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@eskarinakatz7723 Жыл бұрын

Lol, I wish.

@jaysinger9941 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen is the best! But I wished Evelyn was in the room.

@maggiebrooks433 3 жыл бұрын

Favorite part of my day this show!!

@shantoreywilkins651 3 жыл бұрын

⚖⚖⚖

@kittymervine6115 3 жыл бұрын

You MUST interview Caitlin Dougherty. Her funeral home in LA, overwhelmed and there is no help from the government at all. She was crying...

@chrisguzek1096 3 жыл бұрын

yup, a horribly run democratic state that keeps taxing because they waste/steal money and have 22% of the whole nations homeless population. Are you really surprised that the funeral home in LA was screwed over by Pelosi and her cronies?

@ljohnson2181 3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisguzek1096 Ok, dum-dum! Funeral homes are not getting screwed over. NOT THE PROBLEM! The issue is the OVERWHELMING amount of business Trump has left behind in his shameful wake! SOME people actually have compassion and a soul, unlike you!

@chrisguzek1096 3 жыл бұрын

@@ljohnson2181 lol, the Nursing home comment had nothing to do with how nursing homes are doing, just how Dems easily forget the lies and issues with their own party. I was putting Cuomo down for lying and false reporting, whatever it was obviously lost by you. If your issue is with businesses failing, well, again, just look back to last year, Trump along with other republicans called for stopping shut downs and Cuomo called them Granny Killers. Yet now somehow you again with your short liberal memory have the ability to blame businesses shutting down at Trump's wake, while it was really the wake of moron dem leaders who believed in shutdowns in 2020 but somehow now that Biden is in office, it's OKAY to open the economy back up. What short memories you have, lololol. You are the dumb dumb L Johnson.

@melodymarks4927 3 жыл бұрын

bravo stephen. never quit and keep telling the truth

@klondike316 3 жыл бұрын

Orange boy was booted out, and now his daddy gets some talking-to from the USA. Nice.

@JamesDavis-sh9gh 3 жыл бұрын

You mean Sugar Daddy. 😉

@adamspringer1042 3 жыл бұрын

How ignorant of you to not have seen or not believe that the party that colluded with Russia were the democrats. Hillary and the DNC purchased a dossier from a known Russian agent to frame Trump for the very crime they just committed. To further facilitate the problem, the FBI and CIA breifed Obama and Biden about it but they let it go. They never once came out to set the record straight or try to stop it. Seems you put too much faith in your political and media overlords to see the truth they try to hide right infront of your face.

@241G42CARE 3 жыл бұрын

@@adamspringer1042 where did you get this information? Online? News? From your daddy? Don't put too much faith in your overlords!

@mypetgoat100 3 жыл бұрын

@@adamspringer1042 Wow sounds bad. Wonder why only MAGAts get arrested and need pardons.

@adamspringer1042 3 жыл бұрын

@@mypetgoat100 Thats called corruption bud, why we need term limits.

@BiggerinRealLife 3 жыл бұрын

“Thank you...citizen.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@CaptWesStarwind 3 жыл бұрын

Awe, you missed a great opportunity for a Roosevelt's rough riders joke.

@drboze6781 3 жыл бұрын

Bully for you for that! Also, speak softly, but carry a big stick.

@ernestmac13 3 жыл бұрын

The interpreter needs to report on what transpired during these negatiatons.

@luketalks 3 жыл бұрын

Good luck they’re either bribed with enough to take care of them for life or if they wouldn’t take it they’re 6 feet underground

@jjorif 3 жыл бұрын

That commercial at the end was hilarious

@rgwak 3 жыл бұрын

Question: Is Stephen's newly found sense of joy due to him enjoying who is currently no longer president or due to YOU enjoying who is currently no longer president? Answer: Yes. 😝

@CloudsGirl7 3 жыл бұрын

Also: Duh. 😁

@SuhoPak 3 жыл бұрын

Due to him being able to zing the donald bigly without any fear of repercussion 😎

@clairebenevento409 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know about joy, he did say he wanted a walk-in tub because they're deep enough to drown in

@tamikoestomo3275 3 жыл бұрын

My answer as an Indonesian is: both!! Every sunrise is brighter, somehow.

@drboze6781 3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@laalaa99stl 3 жыл бұрын

It's nice to have a president that isn't Putin America first.

@tuyenle8107 3 жыл бұрын

Trump 4ever 😍🥰

@cc1k435 3 жыл бұрын

I'm just glad we were never treated to shirtless pictures of 45. Those golf shorts, though.**shudder**

@vglacim7268 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@catherinecoffey8637 3 жыл бұрын

Love it!!!😊👍

@carolgibson-wilson4354 3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Punsylvania so I appreciate old puns.🤣😂

@terrancemulcare3652 3 жыл бұрын

February NOT! FebUARY! Damnit!

@gomalley411 3 жыл бұрын

13:21 Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s latest inator

@scottwright8075 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody compares to Colbert in late night tv. He makes me literally lol in these depressing days! Also, I love hearing his wife giggling off cam at his jokes!

@wat7361 3 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart was better

@chrisguzek1096 3 жыл бұрын

Colbert is an absolute moron, lol, i laugh every time I see him too!

@LiberalsRuinEverything. 3 жыл бұрын

@@wat7361 of course, but Colbert is still funny, he was better on his last show.

@elained9363 3 жыл бұрын

My pop watches Colbert as if True Religion. And I enjoy watching too. But seriously bruh> Don’t add the sign of the Cross to yor jokes b/c u represent the Universal church when u do that .. and although most of your jokes are for Satire ; blessing ourselves during is much. Besides who else watches with pops are elephants too, as the donkey reclines laughing his af on his lazy boy.

@roblovestar9159 3 жыл бұрын

Calling Trump "citizen", while a huge improvement, is still creepy...

@tuyenle8107 3 жыл бұрын

Trump 4ever 😍🥰

@vminshi 3 жыл бұрын

Rob - so true lol

@amazedsatsuma 3 жыл бұрын

I think I'll stick to disgrace shit stain until he becomes inmate # ******** :P

@bobpurcell8357 3 жыл бұрын

"Convict" sounds even better 🙏

@rumpvirus7393 3 жыл бұрын

Citizen cane... ...toad.

@luciancondon 3 жыл бұрын

This is why I love Biden he knows wtf to do

@bettyveronica9880 Жыл бұрын

I miss this format! The audience is too distracting, and Stephen may not like it, but he's great with this intimate, casual format. 💙

@mindylepooh 3 жыл бұрын

"Mother, work the pole." If I ever heard that on the F train, I'd actually donate some money.

@SuperKingash 3 жыл бұрын

"That's like the Titanic getting rid of its lifeboats to have more hull space to paint the word unsinkable"...That's almost true lol

@ArcanineEspeon 3 жыл бұрын

That comparison made me stare off into the distance for a little while.

@sketchsketchy1820 3 жыл бұрын

“Thank you citizen” 🤣😂🤣😂

@TheMotivationUncle 3 жыл бұрын

The Time Share industry should be more regulated for the elderly when it come's to selling data! (Even when your trying to exit).

@victoriahoward8244 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it looked like Trump’s Apt! The nasty gold every where!

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

I got it by the last two shots, but I didn't realize the whole last half was Trump's. Does that mean that the stripper pole was Trump's? Because that makes much more sense.

@dabullzfan25 3 жыл бұрын

His apartment looked like what really poor people think rich people's idea of living wealthy is. An 80s rapper with too much money and no amount of class is how that apartment looked. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous minus the style.

@shirleyrombough8173 3 жыл бұрын

It was not real, just gold tone, the material they make cheap costume jewelry from.

@que3817 3 жыл бұрын

You can buy an education but you can't buy class.

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

@@dabullzfan25 -- You nailed it! You've probably heard Fran Liebowitz's famous remark that Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a stupid man's idea of a smart man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.

@IndianaKeks 3 жыл бұрын

I think the catapult is from Stephen's basement, where the whole room is just a big map of middle earth

@clockworkkirlia7475 3 жыл бұрын

He's definitely been trying to wargame the entire mythos one age at a time.

@ashleyhagl2617 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a dice catapult at first. I have one from Elderwood Academy and its super fun lol.

@profgonzo 3 жыл бұрын

Best comment summing up magical possibilities by far.

@azarinevil 3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyhagl2617 It's from a game called Battlegrounds. My uncles had it back in the 70's and I own a re released version from the 00's.

@ashleyhagl2617 3 жыл бұрын

@@azarinevil a board game with a catapult! As a lover of any and all board games I will be trying to find this! Thank you for the info.

@jeffhogue1245 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Stephen! 🧡

@GulperEEL 3 жыл бұрын

"Deep enough to drown in" wow

@AngryKittens 3 жыл бұрын

Those college kids have an excellent future in the Republican party.

@nomadicroadrat 3 жыл бұрын

,@Angry Kittens. Back in the day, when I was in high scool, we were volunteered to give out oral polio vaccines in sugar cubes. Not problem and no consequences. Guess instead of college studeents, they should go to the truly responsible high schoolers.

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

@@nomadicroadrat -- I agree. I don't think the problem was that they were college students, I think it was THOSE college students.

@Shuizid 3 жыл бұрын

@@ValerieJNorse Pretty sure handing out an extremly vital project to a 22-year-old CEO is part of the problem.

@Shuizid 3 жыл бұрын

@Ace Saylor Must be funny living in a little fairytale where democrats are elites, only working for the rich, but also kill the domestic industry for to benefit foreign countries and hurt the US and theirfore the rich and ofcourse themself... I know it's hard, but maybe try thinking for yourself once in a while, would ya?

@AngryKittens 3 жыл бұрын

@Ace Saylor Sure thing, Russian bot. You're welcome. Now go wash Putin's dishes.

@templar19 3 жыл бұрын

That Greek amplitheater looks a lot like a Greek amphitheater.

@altrag 3 жыл бұрын

That's just what the lizard people want you to think. Better buy a frying pan quick!

@annatamparow4917 3 жыл бұрын

That's a Greek or Roman Odeon, the amphitheater would have side aisles to it!

@saeids31 3 жыл бұрын

Does the word amplitheater exist?

@johnleake5657 3 жыл бұрын

An amplitheatre must be like an amphitheatre but bigger and crasser. So appropriate!

@dw999 3 жыл бұрын

@@saeids31 In the time it took you to type that, you cd hv searched online for an answer. PLEASE use yr brain, bc if you don't it will turn to mush -- and mush-brained ppl elect "leaders" who kill their own citizens (djt. bolsonaro, bojo). Using yr brain, or not, is literally the difference between life and death -- so pls use it.

@bitbugsbyte 3 жыл бұрын

OMG!!!! LOL!! THE Clue joke is priceless! So on point too!!! Love it!

@alienartpop 3 жыл бұрын

Holy crap that was just a major burn session. That mock commercial was hilarious!!!!!

@TheHomelessDreamer 3 жыл бұрын

"Did Stephen just call an Amphitheatre an Amplitheater?" Stephen says again. "Yup, he sure did."

@Codemaster92163 3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same thing. Then I had to look it up to see if it was one of those new words for a new iteration of a structure, but nope. Just Stephen being Stephen

@Rebar77_real 3 жыл бұрын

If it annoyed you imagine how much it annoyed Putin!

@Taricus 3 жыл бұрын

I had to back the video up to be sure I heard him correctly LOL! I didn't expect him to do that. I should be used to it by now LOL!

@evannibbe9375 3 жыл бұрын

Really, I don’t like the “-tre” part of the English language; let it die off!

@chezmoi42 3 жыл бұрын

@@evannibbe9375 So, will you go the the thea to see shows then?

@dennislawrence8501 3 жыл бұрын

If Pootin wants a new start with the Biden Administration, he should tell what he has on Trump.

@jan20thisusanewindependenc4 3 жыл бұрын

The last word you've used is no longer valid see t****

@MrFancyFingers 3 жыл бұрын

*skid mark Fixed it!

@leonieromanes7265 3 жыл бұрын

@@jan20thisusanewindependenc4 or🍊🐍

@gateauxq4604 3 жыл бұрын

I see no reason why Putin wouldn’t want to throw the trash under the bus

@IMSiegfried 3 жыл бұрын

@@gateauxq4604 Me either!

@chambermuses7802 3 жыл бұрын

It's "amphitheatre", Stephen, not "ampli-theatre."

@paghal11 3 жыл бұрын

I noticed the same mispronunciation, and I won't lie, it bugged me too.

@rhondavanderbeek8006 3 жыл бұрын

Guys, it’s a clue. Colbert is Q. Duh.

@obamabinbiden8497 3 жыл бұрын

He probably calls the Capitol riot an 'erection' like Schumer and Schiff.

@WeCanCos 3 жыл бұрын

His first language is Tolkien. Go easy on him.

@lunagem784 3 жыл бұрын

ThankYou

@karliekray8290 3 жыл бұрын

Goths would totally buy Fruit of the Tomb underwear.

@kevinwestermann1001 3 жыл бұрын

And/or Fruit of the Doom. :P

@goosechuck 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert has kept me smiling during this whole pandemic. He does my favourite Eric impersonation.

@judithgannon5642 3 жыл бұрын

But we didn't enjoy the brainwashing puppet, the last 4 years!

@dougal1351 3 жыл бұрын

Goose chuck, that's because you both have one thumb up your rears, and the other thumb sucking like crying babies...always. Misery loves company.

@goosechuck 3 жыл бұрын

@@dougal1351 Okay Projecty Projecterson, keep projecting.

@goosechuck 3 жыл бұрын

@SlayThat Pussy Oh look Projecty Projecterson has a projecting sidekick!

@goosechuck 3 жыл бұрын

@SlayThat Pussy Sick burn bro. I can see that you definitely live up to your username.

@cjnewton5239 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen. You and your writers nailed this show!!!🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣thank you for the funniest shit I've heard in a while. Made my day😎

@SilverWealth_Draper_Mint 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen is an agent of deception, my friend... Media and Hollywood are not our friends.. Wake up Sleepyhead

@johnmurkwater1064 3 жыл бұрын

I just wanna shout out to the folks who came up with that Egg Whizzard commercial, that seriously had me laughing out loud. 🥃

@SrAustria 3 жыл бұрын

"Those are deep enough to drown in". Stephen, are you OK?

@BellaZ209 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@TheGamers-mc7zz 3 жыл бұрын

When president Biden was asked what was his conversation with Putin about, he literally said : "You, he sends his regards" !!! Guys were back to decency, normalcy, respectful behaviors. Were united again!

@TheGamers-mc7zz 3 жыл бұрын

@Fester Adamsbro I was joking, have you heard about cynicism?

@lindablue7494 3 жыл бұрын

Cool catapult. Hilarious bit with the 3rd wave infographic. I couldn't stop giggling.

@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын

Big Butterscotch is no joke... They design those hard candies with the intent of using them as ammunition in the upcoming Tapioca wars. Mark my words...

@arhafrench5319 3 жыл бұрын

The way Trump says protesters are using cans of soup as ammunition against cops😂

@-oiiio-3993 3 жыл бұрын

Lemonheads unite!

@vsedai 3 жыл бұрын

I have my grandma's supply from the 60s Easters. I am one hammer crack away from being ready

@victoriahoward8244 3 жыл бұрын

My Peeps are stale, hard, and ready to fire, Sir!!!

@-oiiio-3993 3 жыл бұрын

@@vsedai I'm still trying to think of a use for Grandma's fruit cakes.

@maryvictorious5893 3 жыл бұрын

I DID notice the shift in location. I thought, "Oh, it looks like they have the same (lack of) taste in home decor too. "

@ambermounkes847 3 жыл бұрын

Putin's taste is slightly better; the gold is less eye-searing. But quite similar otherwise.

@michaelmccoy1794 3 жыл бұрын

@Mary Vicorious...same here. I know who that tacky decor belongs to. (Edit: or should i say "gaudy", or "garish" decor?)

@HayTatsuko 3 жыл бұрын

"A Palace for Putin: History of the Biggest Bribes" is what that title card says at 8:05, yes?

@dw999 3 жыл бұрын

Why are you asking what is almost certainly a group with zero people who can read Russian?

@shroomyk 3 жыл бұрын

@@dw999 Funny because I happen to know how to read Russian. Plus we have the internet.

@christazimmer3277 3 жыл бұрын

Well Putin and Trump are of the same mood

@sfree322 3 жыл бұрын

You must do everything you can to keep “Wheezy Laugh Guy” a forever feature in the background. His laugh is perfect!

@grogery1570 3 жыл бұрын

The scary part about the people screaming "Hang Mike Pence" is they are the people who like him!

@masternoob9673 3 жыл бұрын

‘Liked’

@ianpage2509 3 жыл бұрын

that’s news to me I know several republicans and they’re not screaming for him to be hanged, and several democratic friends of mine think the democrats have more important things to do then impeachment.

@11Survivor 3 жыл бұрын

@@ianpage2509 Mhm yes, and I too, have the world revolve around my life.

@xmiller7691 3 жыл бұрын

@@ianpage2509 You know what's importent about having an impeachment trial? - getting all Republicans on the record as to whether or not they think Trump's abuse of the Presidency to try to stage a coup should be punished by banning him from ever holding office again. Voters will need this information when deciding whether or not they want to give Trump another crack at turning the US into a full on fascist autocracy with the window dressing of a puppet legislature, just like Putin did in Russia.

@ryanwicks7069 3 жыл бұрын

@@ianpage2509 plenty of us that are Americans before either flawed party believe there are more important things as well, but also understand Trump needs to held accountable for the insurrection he pushed for months on his cross country covid tour lying to his followers about Americans.. oh, sorry.. evil scumbag radical liberal demoncrats.. stealing their country from them. Not surprisingly, people actually soaked the ridiculousness up. He even finished it strong on Jan.6th, where he delivered on the promise of it being wild when he and his merry band of liars pushed hard one last time to rise up. Accountability is crucial to alot of us that see him potentially coming back without it like the cancer he is. Not to mention no one should be above it.