That’s all dry bar

your science teacher sounds like a real catch lol

Hahaha, u were a street smart kid 🤣

Because the liquid part of the batter evaporates (turns into a gas). Easy. You should have been given that logical explanation instead is sending you to the principal's office. Bad teacher.

Sums up most of my education experience. Don't ask questions.

Biggest problem with school.

Yeah right 😆

yesiownfrodo: Brilliantly idiotic? IDK, I don't need laughs that desperately . . .

Yea but did you beLIEve what you taught

There was already more than enough stupidity before this routine.

@@siulumlion You're living proof!! LOL!!!

If only you knew how vulgar he used to be lol always hilarious but very very vulgar xD

There are tons of clean comedians thus guy isn't funny he's retarded God created evolution. Hello caterpillars turn into butterflies ect. Here are done smarter way smarter than this moron Brian Regan Daren Streblow Tim Hawkins Jeff Allen Rik Roberts Carlos Oscar Anita Renfroe Theresa Roberts Logan ect ect ect

Who's this alleged 'Wisdom' character you seem to be quoting? Is it your imaginary friend? Our knowledge base grows constantly.

@@Johnboy33545 No actually, I have *two* imaginary friends. Their names are Standard English Punctuation Use in Quote Citation, and r/whoosh. They're very friendly, and would both love to meet you.

People like the old history because it fits their agenda.

It's actually bonobos

@@Johnboy33545 0

He is good!! And clean!!

They edit out the slow parts in the videos.

His special is on Drybar App

Like religion destroying the minds of the uneducated and causing more suffering, hatred and death than we should have to face... yeah...

Is this how you have fun in West Virginia ... pathetic.....

@Naomi Gonser You poor kid.

@@jamtaco2667 There were people that is educated and some of them a scientist. Examples of which are Francis Collin and Michael Faraday. Yet they believe in God and are member of a certain religious group. How can you explain that?

@@theoryz4432 their religion didn't lead them to their scientific discoveries or advancements. Their search for answers did. Their experiments... Did any of their advancements arrive because they prayed? Did it prove any god exists anywhere at all? Interesting 🤔

It's you

Agreed

Larry coached him well.

Yep, I heard Robin Williams, I hadda take a se nod look

Not just you. I was listening to KZfaq at work. This came on automatically. I thought it was Robin Williams for a minute. (BTW ... if you're interested in WHAT CAUSED ROBIN'S DEATH, look it up. I think the video is "What happened to Robin Williams? Short answer: He had Lewy Body Dementia." 100% fatal. After autopsy, they were shocked he made it as long as he did. )

He should be a regular at the counter.

It was an ape that they sent to space. Not a monkey. This guy is beyond stupid. This routine was a lot more sad than it was funny. The very few actual funny jokes he said were stolen from older comedians from years ago. Just because you look funny, it doesn't make you a comedian. I'm assuming that audience was either drunk by the time he did his set or they were just as dumb as him. I'm just going to pretend they were drunk.

@@jessicawinchester7184 jeez Jessica? What does that have to do with Bob's Burgers? Do you want to talk to his manager too?

As a high School algebra almost-failure, so did I!

Algebra was my most hated level of math. I repeatedly failed it. Yet it turned out that I only failed it in book work. But in practice I was a wiz at it. Even in school I would reach the correct answer more often than not, but my way of getting to it, was completely different than the books said to do it. And that for some reason, was more important than getting the right answer.

Kid: “what’s y?” Reno: “I don’t know, we were asking that when we were your age!”

Funniest thing I was ever asked by a student: Is x always 2?

@@cyoungledesma 😆

This guy was on a roll that I don't think he ever got off of. Hope they have more of him soon. He was great!

He is right, poor Mona.

I scream-laughed and that is rare for me!

He’s not wrong…

@@MichelleCzarneckiakaBoogawes That’s probably for the best. I bet you wouldn’t have many friends if you did that all the time.

Science is a process that allows us to objectively evaluate facts about our shared reality. It takes a lot of work and discussion and it can be messy because people and language are messy. Our ability to collect data is limited by the instruments of the time. Sometimes there's a paradigm shift when a new aspect of nature is uncovered and it shakes the foundation of our understanding of our shared reality. But it doesn't mean the process is bad way to evaluate reality. On the contrary. It means we are getting closer and closer to understanding nature and reality. And I hope everyone would agree that getting closer to the right answer isn't a bad thing. And I hope we would all agree that dogma is not a reliable pathway to truth.

@@Erikulum See below to cure your ignorance (which may be bliss), but without dialysis machines .... We would still be using leeches to remove poisons and more. Would you rather die from a poison or allow your own blood to pump the poison out of a wound. Yes, its been around for longer than any of us have been alive.. FOR A REASON. This I stopped this skit 3:42 in because it was just so painful to listen to (Maybe the laughs come later?). Science rules our world, if you don't believe that ... Throw away your computer/cell phone/never take medicine/only drink unfiltered water (enjoy the bacteria) and drink it from a stream/Don't use in door plumbing/Birth your child at home without any supervision (mortality rate is INSANE without hospitals)...... The list can go on... Do some research.. PLEASE, for humanity and your sake :)

@@TheJonFreib actually bloodletting has medical benefits, even a status quo site like Webmd admits as much, as does donating blood, which is practically the same thing (and not considered "primitive"). Home birth is fine if done properly in a clean area. Hospital errors are the 3rd leading cause of death in the USA. Only recently hospitals realized when a child is born to let it fight and search for the mother's nipple. Chemo and MRI kills patients faster than the disease. All hail science!!!

Washington died b/c he had access to the best doctors. Had he not, he would've lived longer.

@@kitkit8375 the problem is the large number of the population seeing it and believing it cause they do think science is stupid... We have states where science is an elective in public school...

lmao too funny . I love how he acts it out with the facial expressions. makes it even funnier!

Did it pop back in?

@@TellMeMoore It's been in and out constantly lol just gotta try not to laugh hysterically 🤣

a group of podcasters I watch talked about this. I really apricate that you put ex alcoholic. They talked about being defined by trama. It seems to me that you overcame it and are no longer defined by it. This is really cool man. This comment spoke to me. Thank you.

Bob and Tom show periodically.

My (ex-wife) said "Honey help me find my cellphone!" So from my recliner I yelled "SIRI..FIND MY WIFES CELL PHONE" SIRI answered three feet from where you buried her last night.

great guy from what ive heard, he used to date my mom only heard great things about him he helped her get through a really rough patch in her life

Check out urr . It will reaffirm your faith 💙🦋

It's not true though...

Me too....haaaaa! 3 months later.

might as well try to teach a dog to ride a bicycle.. but here we go. why are there still monkeys? Monkeys are basically our dumbass cousins, that somehow survived. every time mommy and daddy makes love to create a new child, they're slightly different. maybe Ezekiel is a bit taller, and Abel has a slightly bigger nose. now Ezekiel finds himself a wife who is also pretty tall. they make two babies as well. one turns out taller than ezekiel, the other a bit shorter than him. now Abel wasn't so lucky. women thought his nose was ugly, and everyone wanted to bang ezekiel. which means Abel ended up being sad and lonely, and had no children. so imagine over 100 generations, the ladies pick the tall guy, and these tiny little differences in height adds up. thats the basics of evolution. but there's more to this. since genes are complex, turning on or off just one gene, can cause huge changes. in our case, when we went from monkey to man, there was a few key things that got turned off. the gene thats supposed to make our head get smaller as we get older, got broken. then the gene that's supposed to make hair grow all over our body got broken. instead of becoming grownups when we are 2 years old, we are monkey infants until we are 20 or more. finally in our mid 30s, we start growing hair all over our bodies, and stop learning new stuff.

He had me when he flew on a science-powered plane to his gig and walked into a science-powered air conditioned room and talked into a mike powered by science-powered electricity and put the video on the science-powered internet and then admitted he got a D in science.

Me too! I don't have enough faith to believe in evolution

Lol

I have no qualms with jokes about science when they're funny. But, there's the difference that religion requires belief while the scientific method is observable.

@@eyereign5730 Observable? Someone was there when big bag happened?😕

@@ferzinhaN get with the times, it's the big bounce. :)) I like this theory better. The big bang didn't explain some stuff.

@@ferzinhaN You can actually see the big bang with the right type of optical device.

There are always some people who will not be able to take a joke.....there are people in both religion and science community that may not like some jokes..... I think it's more of a human issue then a particular community issue....

Hey, ive been on that boat! I threw up continuously after day 3.

@@FelonyVideos Sounds like a good time. Lol

@@FelonyVideos so you actually puked 50% of the time. Had to be horrible.

@@mahalalel7771 It wasn't much of a vacation for me. Plus, it just seems cruel that they would not let passengers bring their own cases of bottled water, when it is well known that the ships water supply is always contaminated.

Me too!

Me, three.

And me...👍❤️🙏🇦🇺

Us conspiracy researchers want all to look them-selves. Try : Eric Dubay, his 200 proofs are still undebunked, algorithms control the flow of info. Also Try : Flat Earth Dave interviews 2, Dave Weiss has a bitcoin challenge !! Earth ain't the scientism model with no supportive evidence. Its Flat or Level.

"lived through the 50’s and 60’s and are familiar" That would imply an old twist, no?

I was a Romero then

+Angie Davis Right up there with Chapelle's transphobic material.

@@angiedavis793 💛💛💛💛

Not surprising it takes you nine minutes for your brain to develop a thought, if you thought this was hilarious

I’m just kidding

@@nicholasgrant4359 Haha

He got me at the giraffes vaping

He's what American people think funny is. 😐

Actually he was a marketing genius, and learned that photo-realism didn't sell.

It's possible his dad did the photorealistic stuff for him. At the very least his dad tried to force him to be a prodigy. The surreal art later in life was Picasso having fun.

It wasn't him who required "Fine Art" to be some thing Other than a pictorial representation of what we see....

Art has devolved, much like music. Interestingly, about the same time, evolution became science instead of theory.?????🤪

I do agree with his complaint (I know, I know…it’s comedy.) about art teachers or art books telling you what is good art, though. Kids become intimidated about their work because they are told what type of art is important. Adult students are the same way. When you show kids famous paintings, you are telling them this is the standard by which you must strive to achieve. (I realize there are other reasons for showing artist’s work.) In the same breath, they tell them to create their own ideas. They should save the examples for an art history class and provide materials, time, and space for kids to play. I know he was joking (or not) about Picasso, but, there is nothing interesting about a painting done in photo-realistic style.

If you believe in Evolution... you were 😉

He got most of that from Kathleen Maddigan

@@ericbartol Yeah- theres no way two different comics could come up with similar jokes.

@Robert Johnston loop p0a

I believe in the scientific method too, but all too often anymore they only do the first two steps. They make an observation and then form an opinion, skip the rest and present it, and then call that science. That's called philosophy, not science.

Yes turns out most of research is plagarized and has errors due to bias, most cannot be replicated, and most of it has ended up in the trash not the library. The method is fine, but people are people and most just want fame and grant money, doing untold hampering of human progress.

True! Interpretation is often a part of that. You can see results, but what do they mean?

Well that's not using the scientific method, then, is it? But I agree. A lot of people use their own mangled, home brand version of science and it ends up making the actual scientific community look less reputable and trustworthy. But the beauty of science (in truth) is that if it's done correctly, it removes the need for reputation or trust because the answers are right there with evidence to support it. If they arent, then you ain't doing real science.

Hahaaaa

The kids that took French in my high school learned to speak it like a flamboyantly gay man from Alabama. Which might have been ok if we weren't in Delaware.

@@jawjagrrl 🤣😂🤣

@@jawjagrrl lol, that reminded me of my French teacher in the late 90's. He was a middle aged flamboyantly gay black man but he was always respectful to us young guys, always treating us in a professional manner. A shout-out to monsieur Paul, a great French teacher in LA Valley Community College, 95-96!

Because he stole this bit from katt williams

Who rated him?

People are getting smarter and more discerning 😅

Hes not. Hes accurately rated

Is he?

Presenting truth as humor, like a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down.

@PeRFeCT IMPeRFeCTiON The latter. He used sarcasm with what he considered stupidity. I only posted this as I find myself needing to resort to sarcasm several times a day.

It's right up there w/Stress being the confusion created when the mind must override the body's natural desire to choke the living crap out of a stupid idiot who desperately deserves it?? I want that on a T-shirt

@@kennywolfe6762 if u dont believe in evolution explain why tigers meow exactly like cats when u make their voice high pitched or why dogs and wolfs growl the same way or why hairless chimpanzees have the same muscle shapes as humans and why we share 98% the same dna or why on youtube u can only find chimpanzees who walk on 2 and not other animals

@@ShowMeYoBoob evolution is a THEORY not a scientific fact.

wow …that’s amazing. aren’t tests given before someone can become a teacher ?

dont tell me what to think

@@bensmith5581 🤣🤣

I feel he gave off more of a - "alright kids. Today, we're gonna run a mile. But first, I'm gonna tell you some jokes so that you're out of breath from laughing too hard before you even start running." - vibe.

How can you tell?

You just gave the job description for “Stand-Up Comic”

Yeah, but they’ve got some really big ones, though.

I totally agree. Real talent!

They have to actually be funny. Can't rely on gutter humor.

@D Sullivan Science is in a constant state of being wrong. 200 years from now they will look at our way and laugh at how primitive we are. And most of what we believe today will have been proven wrong.

@D Sullivan I didn't say I don't like modern science. I just don't worship it. And I don't automatically trust somebody just because they're wearing a white coat. They are fallible humans just like the rest of us.

@D Sullivan what you're hearing is someone who doesn't see science as religion.

Except it isnt an analogy heh Try 'example'.

Do you not even know the differences between a monkey and an ape?

@@johnnysnakes27 but how can there be different types of simians? My brain no learny so evolution isn't real.

Rusty Lee, you're probably just dumb.

@@AWEdio except it doesn't matter what you call it cause its, heh, wrong.

Definitely the funniest, and I agree you can show them to anyone.

All Drybar Comedy is clean. Trust me, if you think he was that good check it out more often. You'll be happy you did!

PassED out

@@PastorRichardAllenFarmer Captain Pedantic to the rescue

🤣🤣🤣

@@Tasarran 😂😂😂

Actually he "could paint like an Angel." His post impressionism was part of the evolution of painting styles over the years

You are funny🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

You'll get over it.

Big deep breaths now...

Your confusing science with technology. Science pursues knowledge while technology creates products to overcome problems.

@@rogerlimoseth4790 Technology uses science to produce science.

@@rogerlimoseth4790 Then you don't understand what science is. How do you test to see if things work without science.

Yes! Great!

I agree, LoL.

The “yay science” cult is driven by a majority who are not scientists. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Science ain't real... Stupid

@@cross-eyedmary6619 There is Truth and then there is pseudo-science aka scientism, which is a belief structure aka another false religion, that people take on faith, being gullible enough to believe the false claims. We are living in a time when critical reasoning and logic are at an all-time low. People don't require any evidence for the claims they believe, and true science is all about what can be proven, the prefix "sci" meaning To Know, not about theory, but Proof, which Scientism doesn't have, 'unless' they conjure it, creating false proofs, using computer graphics, or in an artist's lab, or a movie studio, which they've done. People are amazingly undiscerning. It was created to deceive, that's its entire purpose, it's a tool.

"LADY VOLDEMORT" - it's nice to know there are still people out there who can laugh at jokes instead of being offended or losing their mind because someone is joking about science, evolution, or anything else for that matter. I think people forget comedians jobs are to tell jokes about things that are a touchy subjects, I believe in science but thought this guy was funny as hell to.

@@cacatr4495 Yep...and this notion of "Scientism" seemingly appears to have sprung directly out of the "Enlightenment" period ~ which was proceeded by the "Great Schism" (of 1054), the "Norman Conquests" of both England (1066), then Italy (took a bit longer) & eventually led to a few centuries of what we now known as the "Protestant Reformation". In which, I might add: NOTHING was "reformed" but millions were raped, robbed & murdered, previously "united" Europe was splintered to where hell won't even have it but England did get to become "Great" Britain, so there's that. Next came France ~ The Vendée did put up a fairly decent revolt (1793-96) ~ but, alas, the "Revolution" in France was won(??) & those poor bastards been "cucked" ever since!! Anywho, in 1882 Nietzsche "infamously" wrote, in the words of the madman: *"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?* annnnd, here we are!!

Have you tried the lollipops?

IntrepidFraidyCat Been a giraffe my entire youth, so became a cell tower in my twenties. Being tall is one thing try keeping up with the world while tall and anorexic. That’s something you won’t find anywhere anytime soon can’t vape can’t drink...nothing between my blood and my brain.

+mloft3 Exactly! Science doesn't work at all. We pray up medical and scientific advances and just call them science.

explain to me what bs? because this guy has no clue what he is talking

Look up "appeal to personal incredulity" fallacy, champ.

Seriously. He's not even saying anything bad. Lol. The point of comedy is to exaggerate! 🤣

L P P Ll

Not entirely,

I always say the "LGBLT" people because I can never remember what gay people call themselves.