Comedy Central Stand-Up yall gotta get more joey stories

Love y’all’s intro, the slow mos are great

deadass

Joey has one himself

how do we make this more public because that definitely needs to happen

Boston Punk: Seeso did... Check it out. :0)

netflix is too fucking liberal, I frown every time I see another one of their special is a woman. And too many of their specials are some low level underground comedians I don't even recognize. It's time for Netflix to fire all the cunts they hired that has been selecting most of these no name comedians, and find somebody who actually know good comedians.

His stories are so fake

Matthew Reid yes

@@Foose3535 explain

@@Foose3535 Jesus Christ. That was out of nowhere, you're the one replying to other people's shit with your own claims. Then someone asks you to back it up and you go full throttle on the guy and call him a "faggot"? Whether what you said was true or not, you handled that like an asshole. Fuck off you dumpster fire

@@Foose3535 how are his stories fake

lmao

ahaha

Nah just people that like to listen to stories about crazy shit.

why fuk around?

+ed boy Degenerates? These just sound like normal stories to me.

I fucking Love Martin

Pablo Schuler thanks

jakn yea that's class

That’s because Martin was real Motha fucka . A dam soldier

@@martingoddard3994 /r/BeatleJuicing

There has never been a comic/comedian like Joey Coco Diaz, I may be dramatic but listening to The Church of Whats Happening Now has changed me as a man and father. Different people find inspiration from various activities or engagements, mine just happens to be Uncle Joey.

Joey's on another fuckin' level

Your A very sad man George

Eryan724 that’s Joey for ya

That’s the best standup.

and by soul he means the weed smoke.

His cocaine addiction made him sell his virtue and honor, and his childhood innocense. He then got it back.

@@mudejartrainingnaturalscie6938 Wow...You really need a hug bro. Sad.

to fully understand you need to have been at your lowest point in life lost to drugs for years you sell your soul for the next hit like joey i got my soul back after ten years

Do you feel as if you have lost your soul?

Personally I dont give a damn about a joke. Joey is endlessly fascinating u gonna learn something every time if u listen close

Dig

Dig

He gots my vote,cocksuckas!

Hell no lol he's cool n shit but he would be a terrible leader

Jonathan Hernandez what is this dig thing?

nope, I was too

tsgsfilms That would've been kew :) Still a good ending, though.

well martin kept his respect for his mom and his dad. he knew it was only between him n joey

william appreciate the correction

“I’ll fuckin’ kill you cocksucka, you’re lucky I’m leaving this shit with your godmother you fuck.”

Exactly what I was thinking… I could see that whole story in my mind like a movie

well said brotha

+KravaLLT yeah I agree, he says "the jerk off that I was" to downplay things. All of his current success is predicated on being a jerkoff. So he's the product of that jerk off aka still that guy.

+jacquest Indeed

joey is one true dude, coco is alright 👍 in my book. that all that matters, " COCOSUCKAS

Mars Junior I call it life comedy. If you can’t find a way to laugh in the face of dark times you won’t make it.

Mars Junior I hear you. Years ago, someone on some show said smth like, "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny," differentiating people who tell jokes and people who tell stories. I hope you're having a good day. Cheers.

He got so emotional telling that story almost made me cry a little.

Ireland in the gaf, whaaaat ✌ Joey Diaz is a boss!

Up the Ra

Joey and tears is not a combo I'm used to wtf,

That's deep man. That's deep.

Marshall Banana Silivren penna miriel o menel aglar elenath.

Marshall Banana In Eldamar beside the walls of Elven Tirion. There long the golden leaves have grown upon the branching years, While here beyond the Sundering Seas now fall the Elven-tears. That's from Galadriel's song of Valinor.

Odd...I moved from Texas to Oregon in 2015. I miss the place. Allow me to was nostalgic for San Antonio for a few paragraphs. Fucking Oregon, those cloudy days make losing your soul easy. People are kinda unfriendly over in Oregon. Whenever you go out to have some fun, everyone's with their friends and they don't want to talk. I've never had such a problem getting people to show up to shit I plan for them. Concerts, outings at bars, even just coffee. "Oh, here's my number. Well gee, I have a really long phone call to make, sorry I can't make it. Maybe next week." Jesus Christ. If people don't want to hang out, just tell me so. I'll delete your number and save us all some time. The only friends I ever seem to make are other transplants like me. So many single women, and they all want nothing to do with men. Never had a problem in Texas with this. My bar/night life was short lived in Texas, but I remember I could actually swap numbers, talk to the woman later, and actually INVITE THEM OVER TO MY HOUSE. THE MIND BOGGLES AT THE THOUGHT!!! God... Hell, I remember San Antonio even being gayer than Portland. The gay guys I knew in SA had more balls than the ones in Portland. They knew what they wanted and fucking went out to catch it! I don't even see as many transvestites here. Bunch of wimps in Portland. They talk, but they can't walk. I wish I lived in Austin. Once my buddy finishes school, I can quit my job and go back to the Lone Star.

Glad you got your soul back man

@@EricLeafericson odk why but I read this whole thing in Joeys voice and it was PHUCKIN HYSTERICAL 🤣🤣

I have a little plack my mom left me. Says learn to laugh at your problems, everyone else is.

Lol. Omlettes to. Blahaha

*All of the men from Louisiana have entered the chat*

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FUCK I knew it was RTJ

Underrated

that's the next shirt

I want that t shirt

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Starring Tom Hanks

Banguts Academy Award for sure, lol!

Banguts that’s the best comment ever !! God it cracks me up to think of Tom Hanks trying to tell the story of Joey Diaz.

+Colossus i came here to laugh and left with FeeLs

Yup

Discrimination abomination.

You two are very sad individuals.

🖒

Ibra_Dza damn he lost weight? Man that's not healthy at all.

Hey fucko, this is Joey Karate we talking about here.

looking good can make you lose weight? wow I'm really missing out

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