Sean Patton - Cumin - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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Comedy Central

7 жыл бұрын

In this extended clip, Sean Patton once refused to pronounce "cumin" correctly, and it came back to bite him.
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@standup
@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@w200build
@w200build 4 жыл бұрын
Can you get the blond girl out of the shots? I understand you place her but this is unbelievable.
@themodernnomad4772
@themodernnomad4772 2 жыл бұрын
Cumin
@abbyschneider4644
@abbyschneider4644 5 жыл бұрын
i lost it when he said "itll make it taste... like you rolled it in dirt, its not a good standalone spice" WHERES YOUR NETFLIX SPECIAL
@joosepnilk6978
@joosepnilk6978 4 жыл бұрын
Abby Schneider On Netflix?
@gwmcroy3166
@gwmcroy3166 3 жыл бұрын
REALLY? He was horrible at every delivery
@KaotikArtPurrps
@KaotikArtPurrps 3 жыл бұрын
@@gwmcroy3166 wtf you didn’t like this?!??! Who are you and where’s your sense of humor! This is HILARIOUS!!
@HatedNelevated
@HatedNelevated 2 жыл бұрын
@@gwmcroy3166 how does it feel to have literally no sense of humor? I bet you're fun at parties
@patches2221
@patches2221 2 жыл бұрын
@@gwmcroy3166 where's your stand up vids?
@timokakoun4367
@timokakoun4367 4 жыл бұрын
"You just Peter Pan-ed me." I needed a couple of minutes to learn how to breath again after that.
@1niyc6i8bxse
@1niyc6i8bxse 4 жыл бұрын
@William Cervantes nice
@kadrope
@kadrope 5 жыл бұрын
that louisina accent deserved WAYYYYYYY more applause
@peanutbuttawaffle
@peanutbuttawaffle 4 жыл бұрын
kadrope then damn yuppies wouldn’t never understand bubba
@FlowUrbanFlow
@FlowUrbanFlow 4 жыл бұрын
@@peanutbuttawaffle eeeeeeeeeh
@whatwasisaying1338
@whatwasisaying1338 4 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@giggabiite4417
@giggabiite4417 3 жыл бұрын
Did it? I couldn't hear them every my laughter
@MrSupercoolkid1998
@MrSupercoolkid1998 2 жыл бұрын
What's the French part he says at the end of that bit?
@5TailFox
@5TailFox 7 жыл бұрын
"Sheriff, how'd you get that boat on land?!" "I didn't. You got yo' truck in the water!" 😅
@NEPFU
@NEPFU 5 жыл бұрын
Shawnee Longbow that laugh emoji is sweat like for a awkward situation use these ones 😂🤣😀😃😄😁😆
@austincox5847
@austincox5847 5 жыл бұрын
sharky playzz thanks for teaching people to be hip, cool, and up to date with social networking
@Datharass
@Datharass 5 жыл бұрын
@@NEPFU you the emoji police?
@corythegoat2745
@corythegoat2745 5 жыл бұрын
@@NEPFU but he lol, lol🤣
@griffingooch1722
@griffingooch1722 5 жыл бұрын
Ain’t gonna lie I just learned differences of emojis thanks comment section
@DirtyArcher
@DirtyArcher 7 жыл бұрын
This guy killed it love the Louisiana accent jokes too
@marinabolla6266
@marinabolla6266 5 жыл бұрын
I had to turn captions on tbh
@NotYetEst
@NotYetEst 4 жыл бұрын
Build a wall around it
@paddiemay6141
@paddiemay6141 4 жыл бұрын
HA Its not a terrible accent xD Lmao We have to use real life subtitles with people with some of our stronger accents
@Alr1ghtyThen
@Alr1ghtyThen 4 жыл бұрын
@@marinabolla6266 you clearly haven't spent much time in the south lol
@TheVamxie
@TheVamxie 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alr1ghtyThen Nobody wants to go to trailer trash country
@jordanharrison249
@jordanharrison249 7 жыл бұрын
This comedy bit is incredibly structured
@eps3154
@eps3154 5 жыл бұрын
No, but really... this whole thing was amazing
@eps3154
@eps3154 5 жыл бұрын
So well written
@cidfacetious3722
@cidfacetious3722 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@tonyperez7812
@tonyperez7812 4 жыл бұрын
He’s a writer
@wrarmatei
@wrarmatei 4 жыл бұрын
the original comment is interpreted as criticism by a few...improv diehards...?
@NatsuNaoIku
@NatsuNaoIku 5 жыл бұрын
The BEST part is how he swerves and doesn't go straight to the cumin when his roommate expects it, but takes a bypass back there, it's brilliantly evil
@holographicbunny3297
@holographicbunny3297 4 жыл бұрын
“Whom did I move in with?” The grammar dragon in me is screaming (he got me with it, I’ve got to admit) but the troll in me is wildly impressed. I’ve been binging these all day and I’ve heard a few pretty subtle gags that I honestly think were more the performer than for us. That one was by far the best.
@VoltairesRevenge
@VoltairesRevenge 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not correct though. 🙄
@urioriari34
@urioriari34 4 жыл бұрын
@@VoltairesRevenge It is though.
@neurohack9038
@neurohack9038 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean “Grammar Nazi?”
@Psychol-Snooper
@Psychol-Snooper 4 жыл бұрын
@@neurohack9038 got'm
@alison4316
@alison4316 3 жыл бұрын
"With whom" would've been old-school correct.......but I'm an old dragon 🐉
@partykrew666
@partykrew666 7 жыл бұрын
wow that Louisiana accent bit was fucking pure gold
@sofaking1472
@sofaking1472 3 жыл бұрын
"Laissez les bons temps roulés!" Just fucking died !
@dickhitswater4836
@dickhitswater4836 2 жыл бұрын
@@sofaking1472 not a lot of stuff makes me audibly laugh loudly when all by myself but that one had me absolutely cracking up.
@carterbraun2564
@carterbraun2564 7 жыл бұрын
"oh lord im cumin!" genius line, literally has three meanings, all funny in that situation. this guy is seriously one of my fav comics
@VincentGonzalezVeg
@VincentGonzalezVeg 6 жыл бұрын
More like "This is Nut Happening"
@maktar5135
@maktar5135 3 жыл бұрын
@Keaton Barrett no underrated.
@jimwalker6634
@jimwalker6634 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is giving me John Belushi vibes. He’s hilarious
@leah1412
@leah1412 7 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off at this lmao I'm from New Orleans and as I was watching this I just happened to be putting Tony's on my eggs
@elbolillo2703
@elbolillo2703 5 жыл бұрын
I thought that's where the cumin whent...
@aick
@aick 7 жыл бұрын
"Rousing the grammar dragons." I love it! Well done.
@theodosiabartowprevost9442
@theodosiabartowprevost9442 5 жыл бұрын
“GO GO GO EVACUATE!!! SAVE THE SEED THE MOTHERSHIP IS IN DANGER!!!”
@ya_b0ye868
@ya_b0ye868 3 жыл бұрын
469th like. You're welcome.
@ZeFluffyNuphkin
@ZeFluffyNuphkin 3 жыл бұрын
496th like.
@Uarehere
@Uarehere 7 ай бұрын
This is one of the best stories I've ever heard! A+++
@VyvienneEaux
@VyvienneEaux 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best TED talk I've ever heard.
@rgaud8
@rgaud8 7 жыл бұрын
Is this Tom Segura's and Zack Galifianikis' child?
@ronwebbjr6735
@ronwebbjr6735 5 жыл бұрын
rgaud8 I’m so glad you said it 😂 I was thinking the same thing.
@jordanbwalt
@jordanbwalt 5 жыл бұрын
Q from Impractical Jokers was the surrogate mother
@china_is_asshole
@china_is_asshole 5 жыл бұрын
No... I am, but I'm not funny.
@simonvieytes6021
@simonvieytes6021 5 жыл бұрын
I think its fat Scott Rogowsky
@bonasty1990
@bonasty1990 5 жыл бұрын
Holy Fucking Shit
@dustypartition
@dustypartition 7 жыл бұрын
Some of the best stand up I've ever seen.
@asimms113
@asimms113 7 жыл бұрын
Tesseract
@lutze5086
@lutze5086 7 жыл бұрын
Dusty Partition the funniest part of the bit was "whom". the rest was pretty meh
@Nilruin
@Nilruin 6 жыл бұрын
The real treasure here is Sean himself. Any other comedian with that story would've blew it. He has the right blend of off-handed tangent and explanation.
@faktovlog2558
@faktovlog2558 6 жыл бұрын
It's because it's like a friend telling you a story
@mustang19ms
@mustang19ms 5 жыл бұрын
really? it's your first stand-up video huh?
@jasonlieberman4606
@jasonlieberman4606 3 жыл бұрын
Storytelling is one of the most impactful skills a stand-up comic can have at their disposal, and homeboy here has it in spades. This is the 4th time I've watched this performance, it's perfect
@BodyMusicification
@BodyMusicification 3 жыл бұрын
This had me belly laughing more than any other story. My dad came in and asked if I was OK.
@Detinator247
@Detinator247 7 жыл бұрын
He's such a great storyteller!!!!!
@mattgrosella969
@mattgrosella969 7 жыл бұрын
Smiles your profile pictures matches your comment.
@TheBrob1983
@TheBrob1983 5 жыл бұрын
Look up his robo cop bit
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBrob1983 Serve the public trust and watch my Time Traveler set. I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@jimwalker6634
@jimwalker6634 2 жыл бұрын
Like John Belushi and Jack Black
@a.s.h.5774
@a.s.h.5774 7 жыл бұрын
His story on Vice, this great long story, and especially his gay friend coming out on the other one--- Sean Patton is freaking AMAZING at this niche of comedic storytelling. Super hilarious and amazingly pulls you into the stories.
@derlycalza5949
@derlycalza5949 5 жыл бұрын
Hear his STD standup in Australia.shit is funny haha
@TheBrob1983
@TheBrob1983 5 жыл бұрын
@@derlycalza5949 robocop😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@erictaylor5863
@erictaylor5863 2 жыл бұрын
"sprinkle it on a crazy person and make him a friend"... and now I carry Tony's with me everywhere.
@travistaylor6110
@travistaylor6110 4 жыл бұрын
How has no one mentioned that he properly used the word "whom" in a joke? "Ooo.... whom did I just move in with?"😂
@unknownranger1289
@unknownranger1289 4 жыл бұрын
15:51 ”I didn’t knock because you said come in” This is karma or better put by the office,”How the turn tables”
@thisguyoverhere4746
@thisguyoverhere4746 4 жыл бұрын
3:31 "Laisser le bon temps rouler" Finally, after days of research, I found it!
@williamb.j.blaskowicz.5664
@williamb.j.blaskowicz.5664 3 жыл бұрын
TRULY,TRULY ALL ABSOLUTELY BEYOND UNIMAGINABLY UNIMAGINABLE TRANSCENDENT TRANSCENDENTAL TRANSCENDING BOUNDLESSNESS LEVELS OF AMAZINGLY AMAZING AMAZINGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE, VERY NICE.
@noesunyoutuber7680
@noesunyoutuber7680 3 ай бұрын
"I'm disappointed too, I wish I spoke like that!"
@willkeene661
@willkeene661 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the best bits I've ever seen
@jaygroomes1357
@jaygroomes1357 4 жыл бұрын
“If the first situation made me believe in god, the second made me believe that god was capable of bragging” I love that quote. That’s why I’m watching this again
@MYOBNess
@MYOBNess 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh God, I'm com..." I was literally on the floor dying about to say the same thing LMFAO!!!
@amalgamaxx
@amalgamaxx 7 жыл бұрын
this guy is very very funny
@eraldylli
@eraldylli 7 жыл бұрын
↑ this comment is very generic.
@amalgamaxx
@amalgamaxx 7 жыл бұрын
+Erald Ylli what's wrong with that comment, you wouldn't want someone to say that about you also you can't tell tone from text
@amalgamaxx
@amalgamaxx 7 жыл бұрын
+Erald Ylli 100% fuck you
@maximillianschauer1439
@maximillianschauer1439 7 жыл бұрын
first of all we have same name lol. second of all watching this i was on the floor legit crying of laughter trying to brethe lmao.
@LittleMark
@LittleMark 7 жыл бұрын
Always nice when someone reacts to a troll.
@man_on_wheelz
@man_on_wheelz 3 жыл бұрын
I've never come back to a stand-up to re-watch it more than I have this one. I cry laughing every damn time! Cumin, cumin', come in, coming, he somehow snuck it all in there, just fantastic!
@theyetti90
@theyetti90 3 жыл бұрын
As a New Orleans native, raised on the "King's English", the accent part is the best. I used to get that question a lot.
@aminimoose3971
@aminimoose3971 3 жыл бұрын
Why are this man's eyes honestly beautiful?
@PhilippeLandryPhilippeALandry
@PhilippeLandryPhilippeALandry 7 жыл бұрын
I'm from South Louisiana too and he really got the differences between a Y'ay accent and a Cajun accent. Also, New Orleanians really like to fuck with people. I do the same grammar thing. Tourists are easy.
@cheypepa766
@cheypepa766 5 жыл бұрын
“...and they evaporate mid-cheek”😂😂I lost it Bruh! 😂 “ have you ever been frightened right as u begin”🤣🤣🤣 This dude funny af
@saltandprepper5024
@saltandprepper5024 5 жыл бұрын
No lie, I was making eggs this morning and someone had bought a box of tony's, a spice which I have never even heard of before the special. So I put them in my eggs and now I'm watching this and they are absolutely delicious.
@silentjay01
@silentjay01 7 жыл бұрын
Listened to this at work. Really had to stifle my laughs so the other cubicle drones didn't hear. Almost lost it towards the end.
@solodolotrevino
@solodolotrevino 7 жыл бұрын
Zach Galifinakis' cousin is hilarious
@CullTheLivingFlower
@CullTheLivingFlower 7 жыл бұрын
Andrei Arlovski may also be a distant relative.
@zorantaylor3190
@zorantaylor3190 6 жыл бұрын
Also knows as Bobby Moynihan's half-brother....
@pasxidhs627
@pasxidhs627 5 жыл бұрын
@@CullTheLivingFlower i think Andreis' nose is more crooked than this guys hairline
@shaneyjy
@shaneyjy 9 ай бұрын
I’ve watched this so many times over the years…it’s my favorite episode and never fails to make me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣
@denverluver2424
@denverluver2424 3 жыл бұрын
Probably one of my favorite comedy stories! There had to have been three or four times that I thought it was over. Punchlines just kept rolling, get this man a special or a podcast.
@smcampanella04
@smcampanella04 7 жыл бұрын
One of the best of the series top ten maybe top five.
@federicoeiriz42
@federicoeiriz42 7 жыл бұрын
what are the top 3?
@georgebebeselea4411
@georgebebeselea4411 5 жыл бұрын
Federico Eiriz watch flying dildos and potential terrorism
@escudonbk5177
@escudonbk5177 4 жыл бұрын
@@federicoeiriz42 Mitchell
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@georgebebeselea4411 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@rommierox
@rommierox 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is one of the best comedians I've heard on this show.
@ameliaa2302
@ameliaa2302 4 жыл бұрын
“Save the seed, the mothership is in danger!” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣
@Grim420Reafer
@Grim420Reafer 5 жыл бұрын
If any of this was real, this is one of my favorite stories. Every little part at the end added so much to it.
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot 7 жыл бұрын
6:20 WITH WHOM DID I JUST MOVE IN GAWD!
@matthewstephens6502
@matthewstephens6502 7 жыл бұрын
its pronounce cumin and now you'll never forget!! lmfaooo!!!
@Bmanritchie
@Bmanritchie 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Stephens - Oh lord... I’m cumin!!
@jeremiahdavis7904
@jeremiahdavis7904 5 жыл бұрын
Kyoomin
@SickBuckNaStY
@SickBuckNaStY 5 жыл бұрын
Its Pronounced Quemen...
@rascal_rae
@rascal_rae 3 жыл бұрын
Ah the legendary Scare-O-Gazm... Been lucky(?) enough to have one in my time
@itgetter9
@itgetter9 4 жыл бұрын
"Whom did I just move in with?" Love it. Been there!
@wickkidda
@wickkidda 7 жыл бұрын
Geez, that was epic.
@rg9810
@rg9810 7 жыл бұрын
"give em a valium" lmfao. #dead
@amandab73
@amandab73 2 жыл бұрын
"You put it on a crazy person turn em into a friend!" 😆👏
@peachfuzz89
@peachfuzz89 3 жыл бұрын
I thought for sure when the door flew open it was going to be his roommate, and his roommate was going to say, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and he was going to respond, "I'm cumin" (pronounced like the spice is supposed to be pronounced). That would've been a pretty awesome ending! 🤣
@henryarmstrong381
@henryarmstrong381 4 жыл бұрын
He should have said “Don’t yell, it’s unbecumin if you.”
@nonskiwun
@nonskiwun 7 жыл бұрын
he had me at "Tony Chacere's" lol my mom used to put that s*** in everything
@seamusbenn2967
@seamusbenn2967 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Frank’s Red Hot
@DeadlyMustard
@DeadlyMustard 7 жыл бұрын
Well, now I have to try Tony Chachere's
@17leigh
@17leigh 6 жыл бұрын
DeadlyMustard I came to the comments section to specifically spell out tony chacheres for all those interested
@all.trumptardsare.racist4633
@all.trumptardsare.racist4633 6 жыл бұрын
DeadlyMustard Don't do it, its more addictive than meth.
@manoamano920
@manoamano920 6 жыл бұрын
Old bay is better. Stick to what works.
@smorgensterin4990
@smorgensterin4990 6 жыл бұрын
You won't be sorry, it's delicious.
@manoamano920
@manoamano920 6 жыл бұрын
Aric, is it really that good bro? I've never had it. Making me want to try it now! Let me know!!
@nexus-rl7249
@nexus-rl7249 6 жыл бұрын
I can relate to him so much on the accent thing cause I’m from south Louisiana and any time you leave the state everyone asks about the accent…… he wasn’t really exaggerating tho cause there are some people down here who talk like that😅😂😂
@dominicdoherty7208
@dominicdoherty7208 4 жыл бұрын
You guys sound more like New Yorkers than Creoles
@nexus-rl7249
@nexus-rl7249 4 жыл бұрын
Dominic Doherty well he’s from a creole area in south Louisiana like New Orleans, where I’m from we’re Cajuns and a good bit of people around here do speak with the stereotypical “Cajun accent”, Louisiana is so diverse that if I drive an hour from home people speak with a completely different accent and dialect
@dominicdoherty7208
@dominicdoherty7208 4 жыл бұрын
@@nexus-rl7249 i don't personally live in Louisiana, but I've heard that the creole accents weren't focused in parts of New Orleans due to later Irish and Italian immigration.
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@nexus-rl7249 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@chrisrushing5930
@chrisrushing5930 7 жыл бұрын
Tony chachere's is in fact the best Spice in the world comma if you haven't tried it, do so. It goes great and everything
@nedisahonkey
@nedisahonkey 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Rushing Don't use text to type dumbass comma even if you have good taste in spices.
@bensongbenson
@bensongbenson 5 жыл бұрын
@@eganc1976 Chris R is right. I carry a little in a vial whenever I go to a restaurant period.
@d.e.b.b5788
@d.e.b.b5788 4 жыл бұрын
On it's own, it does taste like dirt.
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@d.e.b.b5788 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@piscesrain8882
@piscesrain8882 7 жыл бұрын
As a native Coonass from Lafayette/Terrebonne I feel ya on the Tony's and the accent . Except I can cover my accent b/c I live up north now and no one could understand me. Forever a bayou baby !
@dominicdoherty7208
@dominicdoherty7208 4 жыл бұрын
Raymond
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@dominicdoherty7208 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@drillbill1
@drillbill1 4 жыл бұрын
This is the number 1 most well crafted joke. ive watched so much stand up but this is the most funniest fucking joke ever hands down. ive watched it so many fucking times. i watched it when it came out or was Cummin haha and is still the best joke story. it came out as a amazing set too and i just gota praise it so much. Sean patton you pulled it off hard buddy thanks for making me and my friends laugh forever.
@therubenp88
@therubenp88 5 жыл бұрын
i honestly cant pick which is my favorite but for me its this one and long live paint
@AtilioEscobar
@AtilioEscobar 7 жыл бұрын
He should've dropped that mic cause he one that show hands down.
@williamcortelyou4524
@williamcortelyou4524 7 жыл бұрын
Vickie Lawson No, it's not you stupid fuck. As a white male proud of his descendants, I say this. Don't you dare give the Mike drop to the blacks. Obama may have done it brilliantly at the last Whitehouse roast, but that shit is awesome and belongs to the world. Also, you are a racist, if you didn't know.
@MidwestDankAlumni
@MidwestDankAlumni 6 жыл бұрын
Vickie Lawson fuckin bigot
@magicalfungi3206
@magicalfungi3206 6 жыл бұрын
lol... wait... who's racist? am i on the twilight zone's wifi?
@colegrant8102
@colegrant8102 6 жыл бұрын
yo i only watch this shit high and its taken me three tries to figure out how to read your comment
@MTJack275
@MTJack275 6 жыл бұрын
Cole Grant hahahahaha
@m0thersludg3
@m0thersludg3 4 жыл бұрын
"that's the kind of coincidence that made man invent god" was GREATLY unappreciated
@bmac4
@bmac4 Жыл бұрын
Can confirm after watching this I bought a can of Tony Chachere's. It ain't bad. It's a bit on the salty side but it really brings out a savory flavor. Also a lifesaver for salvaging bland food, a lot like sriracha sauce has been for me. Can definitely recommend it's like 3$ for a can like 7 inches tall.
@Orange-qe8hw
@Orange-qe8hw 5 жыл бұрын
Ive been watching these all day and this man was the funniest one, LOVE this guy
@HouseJunk1e
@HouseJunk1e 7 жыл бұрын
holy shit that guy is an absolute legend....well done sir!!! hilarious
@TheBrob1983
@TheBrob1983 5 жыл бұрын
Thats many years of life stories..robocop
@CosmicTremor
@CosmicTremor 7 жыл бұрын
absolultely one of the best stories this season. fucking prime. get this nigga on a podcast
@Fighka303
@Fighka303 3 жыл бұрын
We need more of this dude
@roughryder5
@roughryder5 5 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best thing I've ever watched in the last 20 something years of my life. Not even kidding.
@krystiankornilowicz4577
@krystiankornilowicz4577 4 жыл бұрын
i haven't laughed so hard in a while. like i am light headed
@normal_person2
@normal_person2 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't knock because you said "cummin!"🤣 Perfect!
@kareemallen2040
@kareemallen2040 8 ай бұрын
Bravo 👏 excellent story, well written joke 😂 too many coincidences but I was strapped in all the way
@hotbowlofstu9228
@hotbowlofstu9228 4 жыл бұрын
Just tried Tony chacheres Creole seasoning for the first time life changer
@thetomster7625
@thetomster7625 7 жыл бұрын
one of the best so far
@professoroak1920
@professoroak1920 6 жыл бұрын
he's still my favorite comedian to this day
@professoroak1920
@professoroak1920 9 ай бұрын
@@funzy101 he's still out there telling jokes and making people laugh. at this point, that's all that matters
@Musistics
@Musistics 4 ай бұрын
This is the show that introduced me to Sean Patton. Love this concept.
@F40LM
@F40LM Жыл бұрын
I seen this probably 4 or 5 but oh remember the angry room mate and cumin, such a bonus when I hear the other funny parts I forgot
@pattystomper1
@pattystomper1 5 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: Laissez les bon temps rouler = Let the good times roll
@MikeyGamingVault
@MikeyGamingVault 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh lord I’m coming” made me laugh out loud at 3 am tucked into my bed about to knock out.
@noesunyoutuber7680
@noesunyoutuber7680 3 ай бұрын
11:27 - "It's pronounced _kyoo-min!_ And now you'll never forget!"
@terencemeaux8917
@terencemeaux8917 2 жыл бұрын
South Louisiana baby vermilion parish supporting my dude !!
@narezul
@narezul 7 жыл бұрын
this guys a great writer
@OfDaSouth
@OfDaSouth 4 жыл бұрын
this is legitimately one of the funniest standups I’ve ever seen. Good Shit™
@jdsguy123
@jdsguy123 Жыл бұрын
"YOU SAID COME IN!" Made this whole whole bit for me😂😂😂
@SpizawkDaKizowz
@SpizawkDaKizowz 2 жыл бұрын
This right here is one of the best, right here yah.
@jesseparks6142
@jesseparks6142 7 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen I literally had to pause the video to stop from laughing in my accounting class You
@irfanamil2882
@irfanamil2882 5 жыл бұрын
I was watching this while making breakfast and I was laughing so hard that my breakfast got burnt😂😂😂😂😂
@cbatl
@cbatl 7 ай бұрын
You know what could help salvage it?
@summerfields2792
@summerfields2792 5 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best comedy routines I have ever seen in my life. 👍
@jessicacraven1107
@jessicacraven1107 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! My parents are from New Orleans and my entire family still lives there. When I took my husband to New Orleans for the first time he told me everyone sounds like a tired Yankee. I love that accent!
@tbone9347
@tbone9347 Жыл бұрын
do you put tony's on his ding ding
@prudentiusinvader6652
@prudentiusinvader6652 4 жыл бұрын
Really well told story extremely hilarious haha
@Domijizzle
@Domijizzle 7 жыл бұрын
He's like a really, really skinny Tom Segura #TomIsFat
@effenbull189
@effenbull189 7 жыл бұрын
+1 #tomisfat
@kevinwhetstone7493
@kevinwhetstone7493 7 жыл бұрын
He's more like an anorexic Bert Chrysler #Bertisfat
@jeremyedmond3095
@jeremyedmond3095 7 жыл бұрын
an unpopular opinion: #Tomisfat and #Bertisfat
@tychobrahenig
@tychobrahenig 7 жыл бұрын
all three of those people can fit inside ralphie may...yo mama
@mattypenta
@mattypenta 7 жыл бұрын
To be fair, while it'd be a bit of a snug fit, the state of Rhode Island could probably fit inside of Ralphie May.
@arnoldsilva1111
@arnoldsilva1111 5 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite of all of these
@bloodknight7420
@bloodknight7420 Жыл бұрын
Amen bro I get this man I’m from Texas lived here all my life and both Grandma’s are Cajun momma’s side full French daddy side half Dutch Cajun 🤣🤣❤️
@ValleyOfTheShadow
@ValleyOfTheShadow 7 жыл бұрын
Wow, one of the bests of these. Super funny
@legomypancakes
@legomypancakes 7 жыл бұрын
Best one imo ive seen all of them Save the mothership was too much
@datheamore6395
@datheamore6395 2 жыл бұрын
I have watched this story 5 times and it is still hilarious. 😂
@Brandon_Johnson04
@Brandon_Johnson04 2 жыл бұрын
How am I jus now discovering these gems 💎 😫?
@sussekind9717
@sussekind9717 4 жыл бұрын
This is so insanely hilarious for me. Why? I once knew a pool shark, whose nickname was Cue Man.
@theyetti90
@theyetti90 3 жыл бұрын
I literally just come back to hear the accent parts.
@matthewjames206
@matthewjames206 7 жыл бұрын
Sean Patton. My favorite. So, so funny. Any such a great storyteller. Good stuff right here.
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