Why no one makes fucking sense in this comment section

Get get get get got got got got

Subatomic penetration rapid fire through ya skull

I break mirrors with my face in the United States

How the trip never stops on and on it’s beyond insane

When you come out your shit is gone

Bombing my goldfishes toothpaste with garlic salt

Popping off the fucking block not

I know the first three numbers

why does think not think

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP with those straps, they should start a band

Blood rush to my head lit hot lock

No way bro thought she said that twice

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

for when i am driving the rock to painting on

SWALLOWED WAY TOO MUCH COULDN'T HANDLE IT, I FELL DOWN A SPIRAL STAIR CASE WINDING TO HELL

Hustle bones

Mesa saying when you sneeze you can't fart.

I goofed my doggy at the parking table

why is water burning above macbook

Don't it feel good to drive a bus?

I was tazed by the police

Get yer shit together before I lose mine

vietnamese style pho

now i know how to beat the 100 seconds bar hanging game

daddy hustles while im eating pancakes

3 or 4, depending on how long you have

Does anyone notice that for the Death Grips he opened one hand at a time and for the other wrist straps he opened up his hands all at once if you open both your hands while using Death Grips the bar will still drop

Did you know.... That 89% of the toilet is in the hallway

Tbh there is a time and a place for these but as a bodybuilder I prefer traditional straps it allows me to lift heavier but still have wrist engagement where as with these mechanically you have much less which would allow for less growth stimulus. Looks like a good high quality product though

I close my eyes and seize it I clench my fists and beat it I light my torch and burn it I am the beast I worship And I know soon come my time For in mine void a pale horse burns But I fear not the time I'm taken Past the point of no return Wage war like no tomorrow 'Cause no hell there won't be one For all who deny the struggle The triumphant overcome Trips to where, few have been Out of thin air, upon high winds Rites begin when the sun descends Have felt what few will ever know Have seen the truth beneath the glow, Of the ebb and flow, where roots of all mysteries grow I am below, so far below The bottom line Transmitting live, transmissions rise From the depths out of controlled by Suspended glance of an unblinking eyes Imminent gaze cast 'pon the path that winds 'Pon the path I find, and claim as mine To ride the waves, of unrest Made to make me shine as a testament To why the ways of the blind will never get Shit but shanked by my disrespect Dismiss this life, worship death Cold blood night of serpent's breath Exhaled like spells from the endlessness In the bottomless wells of emptiness Channeled to invoke what we represent Secret order Elitist horde of Creeping fire Seizing power Riders of the lupus hour Eye on palm Time is gone Moonlight drawn Fly til dawn Sacrifice to rise beyond Deep inside the violent calm Of the coming storm In blood sworn To glorify and for life adorn With all that dies to become unborn I close my eyes and seize it I clench my fists and beat it I light my torch and burn it I am the beast I worship I am the beast I worship In the time before time eyes 'bove which horns Curve like psychotropic scythes And smell of torn flesh bled dry By hell swarms of pests flies Vomiting forth flames lit by An older than ancient force That slays this life with no remorse The spiral storm Of flames inside The torch I raise The force I ride Feel my vessel go up in flames Flesh torch lit by thee unnamed Direct connection to the source Vestment of unnatural force Forever burning black torch Wisdom of the old and true Possessed by the chosen few Shining to reveal the ways Of a darkness that pervades All that is and ever was Inferno of witches blood Worship is not on bended knee Nature knows not of mercy To pray is to accept defeat Power pisses on the weak Bow and beheaded by the beast Beggar on a bitches leash Scum is desperate for relief Worship is the way I ride Witching currents through the eye Of storms that force the false to die Worship the flames with which I rise Into apocalyptic skies Harsh winds flay mine flesh to bone In splintered skeleton I roam Wastelands with not to call my own But the path I walk alone The hunger burns, within my gut As my bones turn into dust And I know soon come my time For in mine void a pale horse burns But I fear not the time I'm taken Past the point of no return Wage war like no tomorrow, know well there wont we one For all who deny the struggle The triumphant overcome I close my eyes and seize it I clench my fists and beat it I light my torch and burn it I am the beast I worship I am the beast I worship

Train to have grip strength like hanging from a pull-up bar or heavy farmer walks

My sister eats nachos daily

I've had those death grip style straps for 25 years and nothing else compared to them, mine are so worn down there's only about 60 percent of material left and they are still the first ones l grab

I'll just use my fingers

Everyone in the comments on flakka or something....?

Someone tell me your experience

Yes but does the lard comes off without guard

BLOBLOBLOBLOBLO OH NO HOT HEAD OH NO BLOBLOBLOBLOBLO OH NO

that dog yacht tryna be tough cookie 😤

It’s like a bowl of cherries

Straps also hold the bar just fine if you ofc did what you with the death grips and not just fully let go lmao. Some solid fake advertising right there, ofc straps are more uncomfortable but they work just fine to hold the weight as well. I don't appreciate the lying as if straps don't work now that these things exist.

THE FEAR (beh benebaum-baum, bene-baum-baum blean)

This comment section is a simulated stroke.

I tried these today and they were absolute trash. Gripping with these was literally harder than without them. They also felt like they were going to tear my callouses off. 3/10 Would not recommend.

straps rreally make a differenece or not ?

Mc Wrapper with no cheese

Is this content section going through mass hysteria?

Death grips like eh

I need this death grips please anyone give me buy link

No love

noided af

get get get get got got got got

I have a dog who is my refuge and I will always be firmly based in truth and do what you say you're gonna do

Broo the comments no sense bending to went

What da fuugg is wrong with this comment section? Random NPC lobby 💀

Where I can buy the death grip please

Think not ipad kids

Wtf is this comment section

But straps last much longer

NOID

robbed versa gripps and didn’t even innovate their idea

What on the earth are these comments?

LMFAO WTF is going on in here?

Wait.. when did Bill Clinton get here?

bare hands are faster

I see dead people

Work your grip! Don’t use these

just don't wear straps....

Straps are king m8

What a stupid ad