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Vsauce

9 жыл бұрын

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SOURCES AND MORE BELOW!
Jake from Vsauce3 and I on his show, "Talk-o Time": • Hairy Feet with Michae...
Old Vsauce video on Déjà vu: • What is Déjà vu?
Dord: www.merriam-webster.com/video/...
collateral adjectives: www.wordnik.com/lists/b-colla...
amazing collection of English word facts: www.questrel.com/records.html
How many words rhyme? languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/...
ThinkFact on rhymes [VIDEO]: • Breaking The Rhyming Myth
gramograms:
www.highlightpress.com.au/list...
www.wordnik.com/lists/gramogr...
phantonyms: www.nytimes.com/2009/09/27/mag...
hangman analysis (best words to fool people): blog.wolfram.com/2010/08/13/25...
police:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_...
Esquivalience:
www.newyorker.com/magazine/200...
boingboing.net/2011/08/02/esqu...
Trivial Pursuit story:
www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/fi...
a good article on Columbo’s actual name: frankcolumboswristwatch.tumblr...
"The Pun Also Rises" book: www.amazon.co.uk/The-Also-Rise...
The Oatmeal and irony: theoatmeal.com/comics/irony
Digg and irony: digg.com/2014/irony-illustrated
“Ironic” music video: • Video
"Ironic" rewritten to be actually situationally ironic: www.collegehumor.com/post/2291...
some other Alanis/irony perspectives:
www.salon.com/2014/05/08/what_...
www.copyblogger.com/did-alanis...
Dog DNA study: mbe.oxfordjournals.org/content...
Why do we say “um”?: mentalfloss.com/article/50173/...
why do we all say “huh”?: www.smithsonianmag.com/science...
Cool words English doesn’t have: www.openculture.com/2014/07/ts...
Weird Words: people.sc.fsu.edu/~jburkardt/f...

Пікірлер: 24 000
@vid4954
@vid4954 7 жыл бұрын
" the first pun was literally 'corny' " MICHAEL I SWEAR TO GOD
@krautgazer
@krautgazer 7 жыл бұрын
I know, right?! He made a pun about the first pun.
@rezox
@rezox 7 жыл бұрын
but the epic of gilgamesh was written by the sumerians. maize or corn wasn't introduced to the old world until the discovery of the americas. how could they have a word for corn when they didn't even know it
@krautgazer
@krautgazer 7 жыл бұрын
rezox Damn, you're right. Now I'm curious too. Maybe it was a plant similar to corn and they simplified it when translating? Someone should answer this, please.
@bigredjanie
@bigredjanie 7 жыл бұрын
John Carvalho Here's your answer: It's fake and you found the holes in it. Michael put a deliberate fake fact in the video as a nod to the practise of putting fake facts or words in something as a way to trap copiers he mentioned in the video.
@krautgazer
@krautgazer 7 жыл бұрын
Harryhenry Then it's even better than I expected.
@TheAshlovesu
@TheAshlovesu 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq: use key words to reach a broader audience Vsauce: _Dord._
@Linuxdirk
@Linuxdirk 4 жыл бұрын
Still more than 6.7 million views.
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 4 жыл бұрын
6.8 mil
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 4 жыл бұрын
@@elimiNator345 no
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 4 жыл бұрын
@@elimiNator345 nein
@its_4life
@its_4life 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, it works.
@dragondg6412
@dragondg6412 Жыл бұрын
vsause:ill make a video on the word dord 10 minutes later:i know who let the dogs out
@Jeremy81456
@Jeremy81456 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@icedragon5743
@icedragon5743 Жыл бұрын
10 minutes? thats irony my friend
@gooseguy9148
@gooseguy9148 Жыл бұрын
He made a video on words and you spell his name wrong?
@AzillaKiami
@AzillaKiami Жыл бұрын
@@gooseguy9148 ikr...
@Gojira135
@Gojira135 10 ай бұрын
666th like
@dwaynebow
@dwaynebow Жыл бұрын
6:33 it took me YEARS to realize that the definition was a direct callout to the dictionaries stealing their words 😭
@mud6760
@mud6760 Жыл бұрын
I looking for someone else who noticed this.
@mohammedalmogalli3298
@mohammedalmogalli3298 Жыл бұрын
Please explain more my brain can’t comprehend this
@ttyt4078
@ttyt4078 Жыл бұрын
@@mohammedalmogalli3298 the definition basically means "not following the law pueposefully"
@mymo_in_Bb
@mymo_in_Bb 12 күн бұрын
imo their move to invent the word and then claim it's "fake" and "not a real word" is quite esquivalient. They brought it to life, now it's on them. They've got to take care of it. There's no such thing as uninventing a word once it's out.
@peterwhiteley2729
@peterwhiteley2729 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, D or D, my favourite tabletop role playing game, Dungeons or Dragons.
@yg6484
@yg6484 3 жыл бұрын
lol, nice
@olmosbakery
@olmosbakery 3 жыл бұрын
lol, nice
@senarmstrong03
@senarmstrong03 3 жыл бұрын
lol, nice
@peterwhiteley2729
@peterwhiteley2729 3 жыл бұрын
lol, nice
@peterwhiteley2729
@peterwhiteley2729 3 жыл бұрын
You Are Is L I had a good chuckle out of it...
@_fangs
@_fangs 4 жыл бұрын
Vsauce in 2014: Weird English things Vsauce in 2020: *eats donut from toilet*
@Fummy007
@Fummy007 4 жыл бұрын
What the fuck happened lol.
@Shinransa
@Shinransa 4 жыл бұрын
correction: *eats soggy wet toilet water donut from toilet*
@Damienn1776
@Damienn1776 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shinransa we did not need that correction........god its so much worse
@overmountain
@overmountain 4 жыл бұрын
Ah. Yes. Of course. Makes sense to me.
@organicno2351
@organicno2351 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shinransa i feel like maybe it was a cup placed in the toilet
@TheFox83333
@TheFox83333 10 ай бұрын
It went from why the word Dord was accidentally introduced into the English language, to who actually let the dogs out.
@ahuman32478
@ahuman32478 Жыл бұрын
At 5:30 Michael shows a list of words which says that "v" is silent in "fivepence". But, in his latest short "Which Letter Is Never Silent", he says that "v" is never silent
@joyjam3375
@joyjam3375 Жыл бұрын
YO THANK YOU I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT
@sikdarshams
@sikdarshams Жыл бұрын
oh the irne
@zubetp
@zubetp Жыл бұрын
and isn't it ironic
@johnnyboi4694
@johnnyboi4694 11 ай бұрын
At 5:24 pterodactyl is spelt wrong 😂
@Syndiate__
@Syndiate__ 11 ай бұрын
@@johnnyboi4694 How did I not notice that...
@cornifer5261
@cornifer5261 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Dord 1934 - 1947 A dense word from a dense scientist
@vez3834
@vez3834 Жыл бұрын
It's not the scientist's fault :(
@Worthy_Edge
@Worthy_Edge Жыл бұрын
The dense ones are the dictionary editors
@leanna5733
@leanna5733 Жыл бұрын
​@@vez3834 this reply actually made me feel bad
@TheAnimatingSphereInSpace
@TheAnimatingSphereInSpace Жыл бұрын
RIP Dord. _Dord._ -Dord.- D -or- _d._
@vinodnaik06
@vinodnaik06 Жыл бұрын
Can I get a map
@gamingmaster_0472
@gamingmaster_0472 3 жыл бұрын
How did we go from “Dord was a mistake word” to “The Chinese let the dogs out”
@TheNinthGenerarion
@TheNinthGenerarion 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Vsauce
@squirrelcoom
@squirrelcoom 3 жыл бұрын
And Dord and Word are perfect rhymes xd
@izzy4791
@izzy4791 3 жыл бұрын
@@squirrelcoom no XD
@anonymousbanana204
@anonymousbanana204 3 жыл бұрын
@@squirrelcoom Nah
@lemonsaaa
@lemonsaaa 3 жыл бұрын
@@squirrelcoom derd
@CaddebostanRdr
@CaddebostanRdr 8 ай бұрын
Michael is the only guy that can get away with naming an educational video "dord." Lmao
@sunnbeamz
@sunnbeamz Жыл бұрын
actually, you can’t hear pterodactyls urinate because they’re dead
@shazith9999
@shazith9999 Ай бұрын
*ptedoractyl
@arossfelder
@arossfelder Ай бұрын
Irony ?
@TaurielTheElf
@TaurielTheElf 4 жыл бұрын
Beginning of the video: dord is actually a typo for d or d End of the video: Dogs were domesticated in China That escalated quickly...
@Chizypuff
@Chizypuff 4 жыл бұрын
dorg
@short7440
@short7440 4 жыл бұрын
porg
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 4 жыл бұрын
Yorg
@cugmonkey4
@cugmonkey4 4 жыл бұрын
Gorg
@yoshisaurus_
@yoshisaurus_ 4 жыл бұрын
Morg
@48exa
@48exa 4 жыл бұрын
"The song Ironic has lyrics that are actually not situated irony" heh Ironic
@anupamajain8393
@anupamajain8393 4 жыл бұрын
Woah...
@Ziegenhainy
@Ziegenhainy 4 жыл бұрын
OH NO YOU CREATED A LOGICAL PARADOX OH NO ITS A BLACK HOLEA
@stoneminer4464
@stoneminer4464 4 жыл бұрын
He saved others from death. He could not save himself.
@highguardian13
@highguardian13 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣!!!! Ikr. Soooo ironic
@paniixa3890
@paniixa3890 4 жыл бұрын
@@stoneminer4464 who?
@Robinson_Entertainment
@Robinson_Entertainment Жыл бұрын
“Comment rhymes with nothing” no it doesn’t Michael, stop lying to me
@coldblooded5908
@coldblooded5908 Жыл бұрын
when he said "fatherly" i though his next world would've been "and fatherless"
@tibbletoons9785
@tibbletoons9785 7 жыл бұрын
"mouth stuff is oral" Vsauce 2016
@funnydogman9534
@funnydogman9534 7 жыл бұрын
2014*
@funnydogman9534
@funnydogman9534 7 жыл бұрын
_excuse me_
@bepishead8524
@bepishead8524 7 жыл бұрын
TibbleToons dear god why
@spaceghostmiid
@spaceghostmiid 7 жыл бұрын
TibbleToons 2014*
@chloeeasterbrook5631
@chloeeasterbrook5631 7 жыл бұрын
Berwyn KenzieJKT no it's anything to do with the study of the mouth
@Name-fk8zk
@Name-fk8zk 4 жыл бұрын
“Nothing rhymes with nothing.” Yes. Yes it does.
@beatziegraham6928
@beatziegraham6928 4 жыл бұрын
Clever.
@taylorlangley900
@taylorlangley900 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing rhymes with something
@tibethatguy
@tibethatguy 4 жыл бұрын
@@taylorlangley900 No, it doesn't. 'Something''s rhyme is 'omething', while 'nothing''s rhyme is 'othing'.
@taylorlangley900
@taylorlangley900 4 жыл бұрын
Tibe That Guy exactly... Othing is something though
@beagletobias8916
@beagletobias8916 4 жыл бұрын
What about "frothing"?
@ron.mexico.
@ron.mexico. Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this is 8 years old. 2014 was fun.
@joehollingsworth4502
@joehollingsworth4502 7 ай бұрын
I always thought the fact the Ironic song not having situationally ironic events in it was on purpose and was meant to be the TRUE irony in the song.
@samblackett
@samblackett 3 жыл бұрын
This man has every rhyme in the English language at his disposal and he chooses tickle and pickle for his example
@smellthel
@smellthel 3 жыл бұрын
dont question god
@bunju8990
@bunju8990 3 жыл бұрын
@@trickyegg7043 it isn't
@haza6893
@haza6893 3 жыл бұрын
@@trickyegg7043 not at all lmaoo
@diamondsinsight
@diamondsinsight 3 жыл бұрын
@@haza6893 what did TrickyEgg say?
@haza6893
@haza6893 3 жыл бұрын
@@diamondsinsight I completely forgot and now it’s bugging me 😂 i think it was just something ignorant and annoying
@ShredHarmonic
@ShredHarmonic 3 жыл бұрын
Me: finds a video on language. Michael: "It was the Mesolithic southwestern Chinese who let the dogs out"
@jvgreendarmok
@jvgreendarmok 3 жыл бұрын
But before that, they were the first to let the dogs *in*.
@Sans-ih2el
@Sans-ih2el 3 жыл бұрын
I love vsauce
@user-cd4bx6uq1y
@user-cd4bx6uq1y 3 жыл бұрын
141
@HolahkuTaigiTWFormosanDiplomat
@HolahkuTaigiTWFormosanDiplomat 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@rodrigotejada1740
@rodrigotejada1740 3 жыл бұрын
Michael 5 seconds after saying that: but what is "out"? *Song starts*
@mungelomwaangasikateyo376
@mungelomwaangasikateyo376 Жыл бұрын
Lead: "Who let the dogs out..." Vsauce: "Ba ba ha man"
@impishlyit9780
@impishlyit9780 11 ай бұрын
It's great looking back and remembering that Vsauce videos have *always* been an informational fever dream.
@sayospecter6731
@sayospecter6731 5 жыл бұрын
"Dord was an accidental word for thirteen years." ... (5 minutes later) ... "You can't hear a pterodactyl urinate because of its silent "P"."
@niriribururur7074
@niriribururur7074 5 жыл бұрын
That’s how vsauce works
@aidenr3310
@aidenr3310 5 жыл бұрын
@@niriribururur7074 *_ThaTs hOW mAFia WoRks_*
@aiden.117
@aiden.117 5 жыл бұрын
Aiden R - Bold and alternating letters?
@theonebman7581
@theonebman7581 4 жыл бұрын
@@niriribururur7074 *or is it?*
@daviduvaydov5498
@daviduvaydov5498 4 жыл бұрын
Not all hero's wear cape 😆 lol
@randoiguess
@randoiguess 3 жыл бұрын
All the talk about irony reminded me of the time I won my elementary school's award for perfect attendance I wasn't there that day
@thechannelforyouandme9376
@thechannelforyouandme9376 3 жыл бұрын
bruh
@steelmd
@steelmd 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so confused by the part about irony that I have no idea whether your comment is actually ironic so I’m just gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say: “Nice one”
@thechannelforyouandme9376
@thechannelforyouandme9376 3 жыл бұрын
@@steelmd bbbbbbb
@ER3xW4ha7
@ER3xW4ha7 2 жыл бұрын
Figures.
@kothen4994
@kothen4994 2 жыл бұрын
That's kinda but not really situational irony, but that's still hilarious.
@Pogramista
@Pogramista Жыл бұрын
i think that the song "ironic" is a brilliant example of situational irony since in the song where you except the irony there is none
@joebidome425
@joebidome425 7 ай бұрын
i call discord dord and so knowing it was technically a word warms my heart
@atomicfault3972
@atomicfault3972 3 жыл бұрын
“The word comment rhymes with nothing.” No it doesn’t.
@elgordobondiola
@elgordobondiola 3 жыл бұрын
Comment torment atonement
@MrNateSPF
@MrNateSPF 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing rhymes with everything.
@alfiealfie35
@alfiealfie35 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrNateSPF both aren't perfect rhymes, because they aren't the exact same after the first syllable
@TrulySpeechless
@TrulySpeechless 3 жыл бұрын
@@elgordobondiola They aren't perfect rhymes.
@elgordobondiola
@elgordobondiola 3 жыл бұрын
@@TrulySpeechless nothing is truly perfect, except maybe Danny devito
@aditya007rockstar
@aditya007rockstar 5 жыл бұрын
“Eminem wants to know your location”
@senorsac7927
@senorsac7927 5 жыл бұрын
I to have seen that video
@prod.sevenlives5966
@prod.sevenlives5966 5 жыл бұрын
Bro I was thinking about that too
@overpowered_omar2801
@overpowered_omar2801 5 жыл бұрын
Eminem and vsauce rap collaboration
@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx
@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx 5 жыл бұрын
OverPowered_Omar yes we need that
@SaidBKD95
@SaidBKD95 5 жыл бұрын
Stan stan listen man...
@sediment81
@sediment81 Жыл бұрын
vsauce is the guy that explains the joke and makes it even funnier
@None-Trick_Pony
@None-Trick_Pony 7 ай бұрын
Actually, while it's never been official, Columbo's badge did have a given name at some point - Frank. I don't remember when precisely as it's been a hot minute since I last watched it (incredible show, by the way), but I believe a screengrab can be found on Wikipedia.
@stroberibuni
@stroberibuni 4 жыл бұрын
title: Dord. 7 million people: interesting.
@senza4591
@senza4591 4 жыл бұрын
It is!
@thomasengelman2815
@thomasengelman2815 4 жыл бұрын
Almost 8 million
@m.m7732
@m.m7732 4 жыл бұрын
vanillatea 😭😭😭😭😭
@granola661
@granola661 4 жыл бұрын
interesting....
@Fabio-kr9in
@Fabio-kr9in 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it said Dad 😭😩
@opNeptune
@opNeptune 5 жыл бұрын
*Others : How The Oxford Dictionary Made Up A Word!!* *Vsauce : Dord*
@yashdeole1413
@yashdeole1413 5 жыл бұрын
*Vsauce
@opNeptune
@opNeptune 5 жыл бұрын
@@yashdeole1413 thank you
@eebu4053
@eebu4053 5 жыл бұрын
ITS DORN YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO
@tacoman736
@tacoman736 5 жыл бұрын
Neptune These are different times we live in now
@zacplayzgamer6328
@zacplayzgamer6328 5 жыл бұрын
@LendriMujina
@LendriMujina Жыл бұрын
6:28 That particular instance could easily backfire even if copyright traps _were_ enforceable, for the simple fact that esquivalience is an actually-useful word describing a scenario that a lot of people relate to. Not some niche jargon that nobody outside of a very specific field would ever even think about using.
@kaanggeng
@kaanggeng 10 ай бұрын
A black hole is so much dord, even the light can't escape it.
@jademonass2954
@jademonass2954 4 жыл бұрын
"dord was a fake word for 13 years" later "kukku is the sound corn makes when falling on the ground"
@hamaczech13
@hamaczech13 4 жыл бұрын
Interesting, corn is in czech language "kukuřice".
@scarasluts
@scarasluts 4 жыл бұрын
hamaczech13 ah yes, corn rice
@hamaczech13
@hamaczech13 4 жыл бұрын
@@scarasluts R and Ř are pronounced very differently,so i never looked at the word like that. For the same reason I didn't get what do english speakers find so funny about the town of "Horní Police" ("the upper shelf" in english). :D
@scarasluts
@scarasluts 4 жыл бұрын
hamaczech13 THERES A TOWN CALLED HORNÍ POLICE??? also that's interesting! i never knew
@hamaczech13
@hamaczech13 4 жыл бұрын
@@scarasluts There is also an annual hike from the town Pičín to Řiťka, which translates from czech to english "Cunt town" to "Little ass"
@elongatedoval
@elongatedoval 5 жыл бұрын
I have an ironic story... One time at my school someone was getting an award for 100% attendance but that day he wasn't in school
@Xnoob545
@Xnoob545 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Gamper1
@Gamper1 5 жыл бұрын
That happened to me a couple years ago lmao
@VesselTrinh
@VesselTrinh 5 жыл бұрын
F
@ShreyanshPanchal
@ShreyanshPanchal 5 жыл бұрын
Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@4m33n
@4m33n 5 жыл бұрын
BIG OOOOFFF
@sparshgongale1943
@sparshgongale1943 Жыл бұрын
I wanna hug this man. He is a good man.
@hesterclapp9717
@hesterclapp9717 Жыл бұрын
"Every letter in the English alphabet is silent sometimes" Proceeds to show a load of French and Dutch words
@heyoyo10gaming4
@heyoyo10gaming4 Жыл бұрын
You say that like the English stealing from other cultures is news
@paytontrueman8457
@paytontrueman8457 Жыл бұрын
the alphabet is english, by 'english alphabet' he's talking bc about the actual characters :)
@immortalidiot5767
@immortalidiot5767 Жыл бұрын
@@paytontrueman8457 Not really the english alphabet, more so the latin alphabet.
@paytontrueman8457
@paytontrueman8457 Жыл бұрын
@@immortalidiot5767 yeah, that’s true
@canwegetashoutouttoworking2002
@canwegetashoutouttoworking2002 Жыл бұрын
@@heyoyo10gaming4 Yeah, dipshit. Languages evolve and borrow words from each other.
@fmujic89
@fmujic89 6 жыл бұрын
Is it ironic to die in the living room?
@fujianhehagedoorn9809
@fujianhehagedoorn9809 6 жыл бұрын
fmujic89 yes
@themythhunter8928
@themythhunter8928 6 жыл бұрын
yes Next day Account Terminated Our moderators have noticed that your behavior on ROBLOX is bad. Moderator Note: Don’t Swear On ROBLOX Abuse: Profanity Abusive Item: yes
@arik_dev
@arik_dev 6 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Stanley Kubricks Dr. Strangleove, "Gentleman. You can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
@banishingwarden
@banishingwarden 6 жыл бұрын
fmujic89 I call it the den..
@kevnar
@kevnar 6 жыл бұрын
"What you doing in that room?" "I'm living, dude! You should stop dining and try it some time." -Demitri Martin
@bloodrune329
@bloodrune329 3 жыл бұрын
“Mouth stuff is oral” -Michael Stevens
@steinychickens9026
@steinychickens9026 3 жыл бұрын
Ha, he said that and you quoted him. Brilliant.
@bloodrune329
@bloodrune329 3 жыл бұрын
@@steinychickens9026 Ha, you replied to a 3 month old KZfaq comment that’s just a quote from the video. Brilliant.
@osku2290
@osku2290 3 жыл бұрын
@@bloodrune329 Truly brilliant he deserves a nobel prize!
@pepperc.7975
@pepperc.7975 3 жыл бұрын
@@osku2290 Brilliant!
@schevling
@schevling 3 жыл бұрын
Brillo
@alf73
@alf73 8 ай бұрын
I've watch this video once before and I'm sure I've watched it before that but for some reason it still feels new and entertaining watching Vsauce videos every few months, the videos are just that entertaining.
@BraveSoda
@BraveSoda 9 ай бұрын
Petition to make the moon "Moonly" | V 1:24
@servantofaeie1569
@servantofaeie1569 7 ай бұрын
The Anglish movement is on board with this.
@braydank13
@braydank13 5 жыл бұрын
But I still don't know Why is a building called a building, when its already built?
@minecraftdimandar1283
@minecraftdimandar1283 5 жыл бұрын
Cuz there is a word for building a building Constraction
@Jake-ur5gi
@Jake-ur5gi 5 жыл бұрын
minecraft dimandar Close.
@josuadom1320
@josuadom1320 4 жыл бұрын
I am drawing a drawing.
@minecraftdimandar1283
@minecraftdimandar1283 4 жыл бұрын
@@josuadom1320 making a drawing? Maybe
@malachitecookie9500
@malachitecookie9500 4 жыл бұрын
oof 10 questions science still can't answer
@akhotaba7866
@akhotaba7866 5 жыл бұрын
Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever i have something in my eye its always an eyelash How EYEronic.
@zemoeagle593
@zemoeagle593 5 жыл бұрын
Im In love
@fitmedicos4238
@fitmedicos4238 5 жыл бұрын
Good one😂😂
@hardcorehammy7848
@hardcorehammy7848 5 жыл бұрын
i mean... i guess, but doesn’t that mean it’s doing its job?
@chrisj403
@chrisj403 5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't that mean they're doing their job?
@angelbear_og
@angelbear_og 5 жыл бұрын
I guess I'm done with the internet today. Nothing will top this comment. 😂😂😂
@TheCrazyAussie
@TheCrazyAussie Жыл бұрын
I love how much of a roller coaster these videos are.
@palopatrol6010
@palopatrol6010 Жыл бұрын
“First, what’s the deal with first?” is the most Vsauce sentence in existence
@potatobob5781
@potatobob5781 4 жыл бұрын
"so, what kind of job do you have?" "oh, I'm a police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police." "...ah."
@kidyomu89
@kidyomu89 4 жыл бұрын
"ah... So uhm, what exactly does your job entail?"
@Somewhere50
@Somewhere50 4 жыл бұрын
Why do you have this job?
@halzion
@halzion 4 жыл бұрын
@@kidyomu89 "So in my job I police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police..."
@kidyomu89
@kidyomu89 4 жыл бұрын
@@halzion “Oh, I see.”
@boredrb
@boredrb 4 жыл бұрын
Kidyom. U police
@gocacola8699
@gocacola8699 3 жыл бұрын
1:03 thought he was gonna say “English loves collateral damage.”
@lilgandhicloutvertmachineb2287
@lilgandhicloutvertmachineb2287 3 жыл бұрын
Both true 🤷🏻‍♂️
@yaboianz
@yaboianz 3 жыл бұрын
talk about an awp main huh
@lmathews8356
@lmathews8356 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing that flex tape can’t fix
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 3 жыл бұрын
@@lmathews8356 *_That’s a lot of damage!_*
@janellejackson6263
@janellejackson6263 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@michaelbrickieblock
@michaelbrickieblock 11 ай бұрын
Vsause is the only channel that can go from dord to dog in 12 minutes.
@MagicianStevey
@MagicianStevey Жыл бұрын
Vsauce at 8:57: “so the oldest joke was corny” Vsauce at 9:06: “(explaining the meaning of irony)”
@dorianmearns7407
@dorianmearns7407 3 жыл бұрын
“What do you do?” “I’m a police police police police police police police”
@youraunt
@youraunt 3 жыл бұрын
AAaa aaaAA AAAaaaaa AAAAaaaaa aaAaAAa aaa aaaa Aaaaaa.
@Foxy-ve1oh
@Foxy-ve1oh 3 жыл бұрын
No one cares yeees!
@DaminRSW
@DaminRSW 3 жыл бұрын
we can condense this simply, to pig! how efficient
@folbykleetwood7462
@folbykleetwood7462 3 жыл бұрын
@@DaminRSW 😐
@Somewhere50
@Somewhere50 3 жыл бұрын
@@DaminRSW huh?
@123Yellowberry123
@123Yellowberry123 9 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't third be threeth?
@Alexaflohr
@Alexaflohr 9 жыл бұрын
That would make sense, but languages don't work that way. English decided to take a lot of suffixes from the vikings, but words used too often never got the change. This is why we have 'rabbitS', 'cowS', and 'oxEN', and why first, second, and third are all different, but everything after that ends with 'th'. English started out as one of those weird tribal languages with way too many rules, and has been fighting against the streamlining process ever since.
@123Yellowberry123
@123Yellowberry123 9 жыл бұрын
Alexander Abrams-Flohr Thanks! :D
@nps571
@nps571 9 жыл бұрын
i used to live in singapore and they called it thrice in the books and stuff
@ButzPunk
@ButzPunk 9 жыл бұрын
Though quite a few weird things in English have to do with Vikings, "third" probably isn't one of them. It comes from Old English _thridda_ (or _þridda_), which is roughly equivalent to "threeth", but along the way the _i_ and the _r_ got switched around (something linguists call "metathesis") making into "third". Interestingly (if you're the type to find historical linguistics interesting), the same thing happened with "bird", which was _bridd_ in Old English. (The same thing happened with "burn" and "burst" among other words.) Also interestingly (again, ymmv), these words are just part of a whole pattern of such metatheses which generally began in the Northumbrian dialect of Old English and worked their way south until they became part of the standard language. (So, it is possible that the metathesis was somehow related to Viking influences, taking us full circle...)
@masterbob46
@masterbob46 9 жыл бұрын
haha ironic
@micahscott3895
@micahscott3895 Жыл бұрын
Perfect rhymes can be 1 word with 2 words not in the case of orange and door hinge but something like sandwich and hand switch is a perfect rhyme
@tonydarko67
@tonydarko67 7 ай бұрын
Anyone else notice how Michael says “situational”
@yeeet6129
@yeeet6129 4 жыл бұрын
Vsauce: Is that ironic? Me: I guess, yeah Vsauce: No it isn't Me: oh
@mathematicalninja2756
@mathematicalninja2756 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ummtulip
@ummtulip 4 жыл бұрын
Rengar Main wtf
@aricre8886
@aricre8886 4 жыл бұрын
isn't that ironic?
@fluffymuffin4567
@fluffymuffin4567 4 жыл бұрын
Ironic
@Bluedragon2513
@Bluedragon2513 4 жыл бұрын
games nope
@pizzawonderer5024
@pizzawonderer5024 3 жыл бұрын
"The moon is not moonly." -Michael Stevens
@achtsekundenfurz7876
@achtsekundenfurz7876 2 жыл бұрын
...but what about Uranus???
@dragonthingy4843
@dragonthingy4843 2 жыл бұрын
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 What about my anus?
@RhuBin02
@RhuBin02 2 жыл бұрын
@@dragonthingy4843 n o
@roosterreeves5099
@roosterreeves5099 2 жыл бұрын
I read those as soon as he said that
@include-bit
@include-bit 2 ай бұрын
1:58 orange and orange.
@Golden_Official100
@Golden_Official100 5 ай бұрын
D or d, truly a philosophical question.
@anaya1524
@anaya1524 6 жыл бұрын
Dord.
@Fernisawake
@Fernisawake 5 жыл бұрын
Ye mE To
@Fernisawake
@Fernisawake 5 жыл бұрын
@@geophy9160 hoLyfrIcKEn mAtH EdITinG I acCTdeNTilAY spElLEd A laNGuAge EnhANceR
@brian.mp3924
@brian.mp3924 5 жыл бұрын
Wow that's a lot of likes
@jasonsohkanen7001
@jasonsohkanen7001 5 жыл бұрын
That's dense.
@giorgigarsevanidze6334
@giorgigarsevanidze6334 5 жыл бұрын
UNBEKNOWNST
@MrPerry435
@MrPerry435 4 жыл бұрын
“You can’t hear a pterodactyl urinate because of its silent P” - Michael Stevens, 2014
@neillunavat
@neillunavat 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this a comment? We heard what he said (。・ω・。)
@tenko4771
@tenko4771 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe also because it is instinct
@everythingcoffee8901
@everythingcoffee8901 3 жыл бұрын
@@neillunavat Often when people find a quote from a video particularly interesting for whatever reason, they will comment it. They aren't just saying that the quote was said, as that is information anyone who saw the video would know. They are saying that they found it important, insightful, funny, thought-provoking, etc.
@zdoh-RandomHandle
@zdoh-RandomHandle 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the ee
@Ano3110
@Ano3110 3 жыл бұрын
Well the spelling of pterodactyl is wrong in the video...
@barkspawn
@barkspawn Жыл бұрын
Isn't it ironic that Alanis Morrissette's song Ironic doesn't contain any irony though? Which means it *does* contain irony, which means it's not ironic, which means... uh oh
@shaneharding7399
@shaneharding7399 7 ай бұрын
Don't think too hard on it, it'll save you some sanity
@OneOfTheLoveless
@OneOfTheLoveless Жыл бұрын
these videos are just one segue after another and I'm impressed.
@bonyfax2345
@bonyfax2345 4 жыл бұрын
As one reditor one said: “Before was was was, was was is” Edit: why tf is this lame excuse for a joke still getting replies?
@thekonsti4712
@thekonsti4712 3 жыл бұрын
I've looked at this sentence for too long and am now unable to understand the word ''was''
@user-sv7pj8zt6s
@user-sv7pj8zt6s 3 жыл бұрын
Damn deep
@hechno9080
@hechno9080 3 жыл бұрын
When was was is, was was was still?
@bonyfax2345
@bonyfax2345 3 жыл бұрын
Techno Show When was was/is was, was wasn’t/isn’t is
@ariqsotherchannelidk436
@ariqsotherchannelidk436 3 жыл бұрын
*He is speaking the language of the gods.*
@3lhm4ch
@3lhm4ch 3 жыл бұрын
“You can’t hear a pterodactyl urinate because it’s silent p.” That made me laugh.
@achtsekundenfurz7876
@achtsekundenfurz7876 2 жыл бұрын
3rd place: psychiatrist -- p is silent 2nd place: rendezvous -- z and s are silent winner: eclipse -- all flat-earthers are silent
@requiem522
@requiem522 2 жыл бұрын
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 10/10
@kuj2887
@kuj2887 2 жыл бұрын
But how about a ptedoractyl?
@yinnakatomi509
@yinnakatomi509 2 жыл бұрын
@@kuj2887 I was just thinking about if anybody commented about that
@kuj2887
@kuj2887 2 жыл бұрын
@@yinnakatomi509 Statistically, there have to be a few of those who zero in on spelling errors, however small and to the average observer generally unnoticeable (and really immaterial). I'm like that. I'll notice the slightest mistake. It does help a lot in an editorial job. Shame I don't have one.
@Dr.Funk8864
@Dr.Funk8864 5 күн бұрын
3:17 wolf rhymes with gulf
@Offically_alive
@Offically_alive 7 ай бұрын
3:44 what about “bluffing and nothing”
@etherraichu
@etherraichu 9 жыл бұрын
what makes orange a special word is that it was my first word. To this day my parents arent sure if I was talking about the fruit, or the color. This makes me happy.
@kapilbusawah7169
@kapilbusawah7169 9 жыл бұрын
***** A rhyme so identical we don't even know it. Shit this rhymes and you didn't even catch it
@eugeneubwk3525
@eugeneubwk3525 9 жыл бұрын
etherraichu Not Really Ironic, But: VSauce thought he answered the question on the Baha Men's song. But he did not. The song, "Who Let the Dogs Out," references ugly women at a nightclub-not actual canines.
@Vitorruy1
@Vitorruy1 9 жыл бұрын
Eugene UBWK That`s so ironic... or is it?
@antdx316
@antdx316 9 жыл бұрын
etherraichu the Vsauce, no idea where he comes up with the kind of information he says it's so much and well-informed, descriptive, picturative
@andrijakovacevic3443
@andrijakovacevic3443 9 жыл бұрын
***** in Serbia its the same case :)
@rickb1973
@rickb1973 4 жыл бұрын
I heard once: "She puts the "b" in subtle".
@benxvariety8878
@benxvariety8878 4 жыл бұрын
good one
@senza4591
@senza4591 4 жыл бұрын
Huh
@rxquettes402
@rxquettes402 4 жыл бұрын
oh..i get it now.
@arnoudh6203
@arnoudh6203 4 жыл бұрын
@@rxquettes402 I don't? Can u explain?
@notsofiasworld
@notsofiasworld Жыл бұрын
i never know where these videos are gonna go
@SoraZ2112
@SoraZ2112 Жыл бұрын
So sad what happened to Dord. They were only 13 years old.
@cannonfodderangry6517
@cannonfodderangry6517 5 жыл бұрын
Michael: Irony Also Michael in the same video: Origin of dogs
@ME-fi1nj
@ME-fi1nj 4 жыл бұрын
Mr.Pikachu and it all started with the Oxford dictionary accidentally inventing a word
@No-pw3dh
@No-pw3dh 4 жыл бұрын
“The word ‘comment’ rhymes with 'nothing'” No it doesn't
@metalslugfest
@metalslugfest 4 жыл бұрын
'comment' doesn't rhyme with anything else either, haha
@4r96
@4r96 4 жыл бұрын
@@metalslugfest Comet, Vomit, Common, Concept. It's about how you pronounce the words.
@gothtearz
@gothtearz 4 жыл бұрын
4R - No it doesn't
@martin11844
@martin11844 4 жыл бұрын
@@gothtearz yes it doe's, but if not, stop foment in g uncritical thinking
@gothtearz
@gothtearz 4 жыл бұрын
martin11844 - English, use it
@daanbos5918
@daanbos5918 Жыл бұрын
Dord is a short nickname for the city I live in
@deeperssjsk
@deeperssjsk 7 ай бұрын
Door hinge and orange have 2 syllables and end with "ge" For example "🎶Oragne door Hinge in the Room!🎶"
@saintarkweather
@saintarkweather 3 жыл бұрын
Chemistry class is like: "Water has a lower dord than stone"
@dankdisney7714
@dankdisney7714 2 жыл бұрын
Physics* Gee, you're a bit dord yourself ain't you
@maucazalv903
@maucazalv903 2 жыл бұрын
That one kid: *vsausce music starts*
@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven
@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven Жыл бұрын
I'm going to drop Dord in a casual conversation if I ever remember to do so.
@lampoilropebombs0640
@lampoilropebombs0640 Жыл бұрын
Incorrect. Basalt with scoria has vesicles and can likely float on water.
@brrrrrr
@brrrrrr Жыл бұрын
@@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven did you rember or did you forgor
@thinkfact
@thinkfact 9 жыл бұрын
Wow, it's a complete honor to be mentioned in this video! Thank you very much Michael! I think my life is now complete. Haha :)
@GibsonGamesChannel
@GibsonGamesChannel 9 жыл бұрын
Hello, KZfaqr man.
@thinkfact
@thinkfact 9 жыл бұрын
Gibson Collett And hello to you!
@ReSubrose
@ReSubrose 9 жыл бұрын
DALE! I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN THE VIDEO! :DDDD Congrats man!
@thinkfact
@thinkfact 9 жыл бұрын
ReSubrose I started to get all these random comments on my video that is really old. I was like, "what's going on?" I noticed Vsauce also released a new video, so I was beginning to get extremely anxious all of a sudden. I clicked on it watched it to where I saw myself and I pretty much almost had a heart attack. But it's an extreme honor and privilege to actually have this happen!
@roneyandrade6287
@roneyandrade6287 9 жыл бұрын
it is cool too see you in Vsauce, Dale
@ImDuck42
@ImDuck42 7 ай бұрын
Orange "sporange" (a rare type of fern) and "blorenge" (a hill in Wales)
@geographyppl
@geographyppl 7 ай бұрын
Not to mention, only a couple words rhyme with “anything.”
@EdElectra
@EdElectra 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The word "short" is longer than the word "long".
@slayer4515
@slayer4515 3 жыл бұрын
@burntbeansoup
@burntbeansoup 3 жыл бұрын
Huh. Thats *ironic.*
@Visroker
@Visroker 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, that's illegal.😂
@royal_doberman
@royal_doberman 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, that is so tru
@carlbasky7637
@carlbasky7637 3 жыл бұрын
SCHLONG
@malikabraham3708
@malikabraham3708 6 жыл бұрын
Queue is just Q with 4 silent letters
@rana4410
@rana4410 5 жыл бұрын
malik abe yeah, it is! So are tee, gee, and bee
@aethercore
@aethercore 5 жыл бұрын
Oh golly. ;-;
@pancake6002
@pancake6002 5 жыл бұрын
nah, i asked siri... its pronounsed koo e oo e xD
@jowharaalshaigi8971
@jowharaalshaigi8971 5 жыл бұрын
Shizen
@jowharaalshaigi8971
@jowharaalshaigi8971 5 жыл бұрын
@Mortus Evil wtf
@Nydaxe
@Nydaxe 5 ай бұрын
Sandwich - Bewitch
@sandradermark8463
@sandradermark8463 Жыл бұрын
D or d: short for density. The spaces are key.
@user-pk9qo1gd6r
@user-pk9qo1gd6r Жыл бұрын
No shit
@assman6054
@assman6054 3 жыл бұрын
At the beginning Michael talks about a dictionary mistake. At the end: WE FOUND OUT WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!
@Hyperion4K
@Hyperion4K 2 жыл бұрын
Finally we can find out what the dog was doing.
@spingleboygle
@spingleboygle 2 жыл бұрын
@@Hyperion4K guys i know what the dog did! the dog did th-
@Hyperion4K
@Hyperion4K 2 жыл бұрын
@@spingleboygle ...and he was never heard from again.
@itzpoizonn1177
@itzpoizonn1177 2 жыл бұрын
@@Hyperion4K Ranch
@valdezmodesto
@valdezmodesto 6 жыл бұрын
3 years later, I still start every game of hangman off with the word "JAZZ". I have not lost a single game.
@AndrewRibbit
@AndrewRibbit 6 жыл бұрын
So ya like jazz?
@plainclain8327
@plainclain8327 6 жыл бұрын
So Ya Like Jazz?
@ScoutMorganGaming
@ScoutMorganGaming 6 жыл бұрын
So ya like Jazz?
@Berked2Hard
@Berked2Hard 6 жыл бұрын
So ya like JIZZ? Combo breaker
@helloworld4390
@helloworld4390 6 жыл бұрын
So ya like jizz?
@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo
@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo Жыл бұрын
“this song titled *Ironic* doesn’t have any situational irony in it” this is the ultimate form of comedy
@-Logan_Word-7437
@-Logan_Word-7437 Жыл бұрын
I love micheal makes titles that you don’t understand until you watch the video
@aidanthird
@aidanthird 4 жыл бұрын
'nothing rhymes with nothing' me: of course they rhyme they are the same
@Vijwal
@Vijwal 3 жыл бұрын
Well yes, but actually yes.
@Ausjira
@Ausjira 3 жыл бұрын
Or are they?
@depressedscoobydoo7070
@depressedscoobydoo7070 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ausjira *Vsause music plays*
@vinyashere4all
@vinyashere4all 3 жыл бұрын
That was obviously intentional.
@Vijwal
@Vijwal 3 жыл бұрын
OR was it?
@GarrettStelly
@GarrettStelly 5 жыл бұрын
Eat an orange, Travel to Blorenge. Hair is Silver, An elderly Chilver.
@fremanestatejeffnuggets3417
@fremanestatejeffnuggets3417 5 жыл бұрын
Garrett Stelly 15 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
@rougeandrei9095
@rougeandrei9095 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@alltheaudios3162
@alltheaudios3162 5 жыл бұрын
Garrett Stelly a chilver can't be elderly because it's a lamb
@connormurrster6833
@connormurrster6833 5 жыл бұрын
Straight bars
@connormurrster6833
@connormurrster6833 5 жыл бұрын
@@alltheaudios3162 wrong
@john4501
@john4501 Жыл бұрын
6:12 just want to point out that Harry Potter used this spell on Dumbledor when trying to revive him during their trip to the cave. Harry was panicking and this was the first thing he says as he pointed his wand at a dying Dumbledor.
@TeamHusky
@TeamHusky 6 ай бұрын
He knew what he was doing when he rhymed tickle with pickle 💀
@idbestshutup4424
@idbestshutup4424 4 жыл бұрын
I can appreciate that you titled your video “Dord.” and still get six and a half mil views
@odochi7091
@odochi7091 4 жыл бұрын
@@ab1847k I thought we were the curious things
@proloycodes
@proloycodes 2 жыл бұрын
9*
@homartorres6851
@homartorres6851 Жыл бұрын
Almost 9 and a half now...
@plutoandpolaris
@plutoandpolaris Жыл бұрын
He made a video on the concept of nothing that has no title, no tags and a white thumbnail and it still got millions of views. That’s the power of vsauce
@Gamepro5
@Gamepro5 5 жыл бұрын
Orange the color rhymes with orange the fruit
@jamiedickinson4079
@jamiedickinson4079 5 жыл бұрын
Finally!
@limecyanizer4394
@limecyanizer4394 5 жыл бұрын
And orange the tree
@timothygodden7243
@timothygodden7243 5 жыл бұрын
Now I know I'm not truly alone. Sniff.
@illuminsansy3528
@illuminsansy3528 5 жыл бұрын
I put my *orange* *four-inch* *door hinge* into *storage* and are *porridge* in *Blorenge*
@CJ-73
@CJ-73 5 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTE MAD LAD!
@evanclemons8658
@evanclemons8658 11 ай бұрын
How could they make puns about corn in the Epic of Gilgamesh if corn was a new world crop not known to the old world until the 16th century?
@xxxkueckxxx
@xxxkueckxxx 10 ай бұрын
Exactly! Unless corn used to mean something else
@bj.bruner
@bj.bruner 17 күн бұрын
I've tested 'jazz' on hangman. People had a super hard time guessing it, so the simulation was right!
@glassesfreak3829
@glassesfreak3829 7 жыл бұрын
why isn't eleven pronounced onety-one
@under_score3829
@under_score3829 7 жыл бұрын
In Lord of the Rings, 111 for Hobbits is Eleventy-One.
@meridansoul733
@meridansoul733 7 жыл бұрын
idk man ; _ ;
@sketch8988
@sketch8988 7 жыл бұрын
same thing with twelwe
@glassesfreak3829
@glassesfreak3829 7 жыл бұрын
onety-two onety-three and so on
@izd4
@izd4 7 жыл бұрын
What about Eleventy-One (LOTR)?
@santacruiser2214
@santacruiser2214 6 жыл бұрын
Start: Dictionary error. End: Types of irony.
@Mars8765
@Mars8765 5 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Bui -ish
@crunchybanana6616
@crunchybanana6616 5 жыл бұрын
Santacruiser types + irony = tyranny
@stepanda4424
@stepanda4424 Жыл бұрын
the perfect rhyme for orange is bornana
@impishfoxboi
@impishfoxboi 11 ай бұрын
8 years and the only differences in the videos is the look of youtube's website
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