lol ponzi scheme

sounds like the vaccine

@@HornetUK1 What, you hear percentages and that reminds you of vaccines?

6% 🧐

I watching during my lunch break at work or during my breakfast which I am doing right now

u ain't alone my guy

I struggle to find an episode I haven't watched now. I officially have a problem.

@@djwerdwassound I'm getting to that point now. When they bring new clips out i get so excited 🤣

@@Slimblue 😂😂

this was the exact comment i was looking for

I´m amazed that you know how a cat would sound in these circs.. I think he/she would sound something other than angry. Scared? Terrified?? Amused ???

BS

Depends on theatre, could be anything from 2k - 200k...

I mean yes her response should have been “anything from 2k to 200k but on average around 18k...”

@@TheLinkoln18 She especially must had a business plan ahahah But you know " artists"...

why do i feel scammed reading this?

@@scienceteam9254 probably because it's true

hahahahahaha yes

Well... If there's a bread roll and lettuce and onion and tomato and sauce and perhaps cheese, the burger would be 20%beef.

@@Comrade_Jason 20% in the beef patty

Start vid. Post same comment. Again. and again ...

Amateur

Start vid. Pause vid. goddamnit! xD

@@donjoe2661 I dont think you realy love the dragons if you only got one comment. I drink a gin tonic, watch tdd and the juices start flowing naturaly. I only need to watch to collor mostly between the lines of todays sensitive little children using the big wide open plains of the internet.

Can't be more on point

Theatre appears to be one of those "glamour" investments, and I'd hazard a guess that only 1% of investors would ever earn money on it. I've known people who invested in garbage companies and sewage companies who've made a mint. Simili, almost 100% of restaurants fail, but many people who own a greasy-spoon make money... Interesting how the world works...

I think it only makes sense for comics, when it's just you on the stage. Comedy festivals would be worthwhile investing in.

I acknowledge all of your points and to be honest that's exactly how the pitch came across, especially the director's remark at the end.

Let's face it, the whole theater industry is a load of Bollocks. They want investment so these average singers/actors can parade around the stage with their mates having a great time. At somebody else's expense.

@@billytheyid626 'Actors'. You mean people pretending. We all did that as kids yet these people are lauded.

Howling 😂😂😂 I actually went "ergh" at his eyes involuntarily

😂 crazy eyes 👀

he a psycopath

Omg I choked on my tea reading that 😂

👀 💀 Proper creeper look right there

The applause from the dragons was rather tepid.

Nah, tea. they film for like 10 hours

@@lainwired3946 Yup, that's why they wear the same clothes for an entire season. It's all one very, very long day of filming.

Can’t touch this

Lmao

He's great at that. Imagine as an investor hearing a pitch that has the goal of breaking even. WTF!

You seen Robert Dyas recently. Can't have much of that inheritance left. Rymans is his too I think.

If Theo had invested the kids inheritance, the kids would have ended up shoeless like Dusty Springfield.

I just watched a clip where he invested 200k and apparently the company went bust.

This is the best comment I’ve read dragon’s den / shark tank related

😂😂😂😂😂😂

one for us DD ghouls

For anyone who wants to know, there is a trailer out on KZfaq.

Yea, that's what I came up with too in terms of what was presented. Something is missing!

@@kelseyprice8215 I've edited the comment now, 55 sold out shows, what a farce.

@Eddie Turbine But if you invest a quarter of the money you should get a quarter of the profits.

​@Eddie Turbine There are no dividends, the Dragon's arent buying shares, they are buying a quarter of the show, I would expect to get a quarter of the profit (my maths is wrong its 20% not 14% but still). Why should the other owners get a greater proportion of the profit? Edit: why should 25% of the ownership get 20% of the profits, while 75% of the ownership get 80%?

Thank you! I’m not a math whiz but I was hoping someone would figure it out.

Never knew their was one coming out.

@@anubusx I'm a movie buff, big into them. Yet I never knew either. Waiting for payday. Getting my ticket for Tenet the second I do.

the musical Dusty did go ahead though; in 2018. just by a different Director.

mrlozmoore unless Nicole Kidman was in it I don’t want to know!!!

Last I heard they were making it with Gemma Arterton in the lead. I guess that funding was difficult to get. On the subject of which...

Oh hell she can't sing

@@jamesnoel5280 That. Wasn't. Dusty.

@@WobblesandBean Even the real person couldn't sing. LOL

I don’t even know who she is

@@drk7031 there's no way you wouldn't know her music

🤣🤣🤣

@fu ck Omg 😂🤣😂

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Lmfao!

Maybe a thyroïd issue ?

The rendition of the Dusty song was awful. I was glad when she stopped

​@@cherryrotella3714She wasn't that bad

Plan 9 From Outer Space.

So Tim Curry then

Totally agree. Nickolas Grace always reminded me of him.

No. We’re all young here 🤣

@@pippipster6767 All of you, Pip?

She was indeed! You certainly aren’t the oldest one here but it helps that I do also know her 😂 My friend is really good friends with her. I feel for her in this clip, maths has never been my strong point either 😅

I havent got there yet.... now I'm scared!

Eboni Mom I am more worried about people who read comments before even watching the video. I mean it’s right up there with milk first in a cup of tea

@@mrm5183 🖕

Hahahahhaha yes!!!!!!!

@@Ryanjoned163 I usually scroll through the first few sometimes on unusual pitches to see if they got an investment. And also, I do not use milk in my tea. As a matter of fact, I only drink hot tea maybe once every few months and its usually for a purpose (chamomile tea to help with sleep or mint tea to help with nausea). I always use water when I do drink tea though. I am not a fan or warm drinks. No coffee, hot coco, or tea. If I do drink tea, its iced tea and same with coffee.

Your question about rights was already addressed at the beginning of the pitch; she listed which songs she had secured for use in the play.

I hope you're proud of yourself..... I just shot milk out of my nose

He probably has a thyroid problem.

😂😂😂

Looks like he's straining for an eartha

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eLKFnsqDpt_DhqM.html

ryan joned Couldn’t care less

What a f##king noice

Me too, Sad but true. I would always say to people: never go on TV, and by that I mean, don't even respond to someone wanting to interview you on camera in the street. In Northern Ireland, where I grew up in the troubles, there were loads of vox pop interviewers around in the hotspots - (I wasn't always wearing my balaclava when they'd jump in.)

@@jamesupton4996 Yh ur right

Thanks mate you too :)

Solarcrest95 appreciate it mate

Yoo too x

RachelMackiex thank you x

Hmmm I was going to run with scissors just to feel dangerous.

She has the face of Lacey.

@@grtu4252 Ahhh just looked her up. She's been a presenter on BBC ITV and SKY.

chicken and mash mate

Octopus and rice with some cherry tomatoes

I'm watching during breakfast and I'm having an absolutely DELECTABLE blueberry muffin. But lunch I have subway.

Tortilla's beef burrito

pizza jones for me

I didn't.

Is this a troll comment or?

Yes. He was in Midsomer Murders. He is most famous for playing the Sheriff of Nottingham in an 80's tv series called Robin of Sherwood. It was an excellent series and well worth a watch, even today.

Sheriff of Nottingham

Yes.

At last, someone who remembers!

I'm pretty sure she said 80 thousand

They didn't want her to randomly guess from thin air; they expected her to already know the correct amount for any particular theatre.

David Mellish Success in commercial theatre isn’t about paying costs and having a good time, it’s about cold hard cash (the subsidised sector is the part of the industry that focuses more on a quality but not necessarily profitable product) and there are private investors out there who do invest in commercial theatre, but it’s a high risk venture due to the scale of the running costs. And this is a touring production where relative costs are even higher. This producer simply isn’t credible though, she hasn’t booked the tour so she has no idea whether any venues will even programme the show, nor does she know enough about the income arrangements at each venue to build a realistic, sensible budget - she knew how much money she *needed* to make but not how much she realistically *could* make. Plus she was entirely unable to explain something as simple as the difference between a box office split, a guarantee, and a split with guarantee. Just another one of the many naive chancers that plague the industry. Some of them are slick enough to raise they money but they inevitably end up going bankrupt and owing money to lots of actors, technicians, and backers.

😂

Isn't he the one who scammed an entrepreneur and also tried to buy a baby from poor people?

She’s several feet under, so no.

Haha

Just had chicken and mash was lush

Pocket Man Ooh check you out. I’m just a simple sandwiches & crisps man.

That’s because everyone’s out

You mean the theatre would only tell her the price after she books it? That's not how contracts work. She could have found the prices for all of the theatres but didn't bother with even one.

Did you check her out?

Don’t be mad ... these mean bastards are never going to shell out 250k unless it’s gold bars with diamonds in and they get 95% 🤣

The best theatre / movie makers have every penny accounted for - otherwise no Hollywood, or big West End London productions.