wife gives husband bad coffee: husband: well my disappointment is immeasurable and my marriage is ruined

wife: *gives husband bad coffee* 50's husband options: 1) pee in her mouth 2) DIVORCE

“Because she seems as interested in girls as in boys” is a hilarious line to me because you know that he meant that she just doesn’t care about dating at the moment so sees everyone as just friends ig but hearing it now just sounds like she’s just bi which is NOT what they wanted you to think.

I have so much respect for 50s women for not just murdering every man they knew. The self restraint. I could never.

all popular girls in the 50s knew was: - be bisexual - eat hot chip - lie

Wife: Makes bad coffee Husband: So you have chosen... death.

“dress well, be bisexual and just don’t get into any trouble” shit, man, i would’ve fucking thrived in a 50s school. well, except for the fact that i’m a queer black girl.

I love how they call it "HER coffee" as if she produced it instead of a factory when literally the whole point of the commercials is switching to a brand of good coffee which means it's the brands fault.

"dress well, be bisexual, don't get into any trouble" someone better tell high school that i was supposed to be popular because i don't think they got the memo

“Dress well, be bisexual, and don’t get into any trouble” is my new motto

as a former woman, being well dressed and a good person did not make me popular. it made me a target for bullying lmao. now, as an outgoing, kinda confident, friendly guy, im kinda popular. the moral of the story is that i got skin and a mouth.

Fun fact: they had a bunch of those " how to snag a man" videos in the late '40s and early '50s because so many of the young men died in WWII that there was a gender imbalance and a lot of competition for the remaining men.

"Hey bro, guess what?" "What" "My new girlfriend has a mouth AND skin" "Aw lucky, mine only has skin"

what it was like in the 50’s: •college costed like 3 dollars •men always wore suits •drew wasn’t born

I showed this to my grandpa, who was born in the 50s, and he laughed at the absurdity of people in the 50s.

It feels weird thinking drew had 5 other girlfriends before Amanda. I like to think that they just met and that was it lmao

wife: you need to tell me whats wrong jonathan, we havent made love in years jonathan: bad taSTE

keys to popularity: - dress well - be bisexual - don’t get into any trouble

Me: Why did you pull me over? Cop: Bad drive!

I saw a comercial for a cleaning product from the 60s, they were saying how you could reuse the bottle for juice or milk when it literally had clorum before. Such a nice time to be alive

Why did I identify so much with the girl who said “meow meow” and was told to STFU...

Girl has socks* 50’s narrator: DISGUSTING

I've never laughed so hard at something then I did at the skit at 10:22. I can't stop watching it and smokers cough wheezing laughing at it. Thank you so much, Drew. Fucking made my night. As I sit in my garage alone as a 35 Yr old mother of two, who are in bed, and Watch your old videos, I think to myself how lucky I was to stumble across your vines 10 yrs ago. Anyway, thanks.

Yesterday I made my boyfriend a black coffee from an instant coffee bag and he was hyping me up like, "ohh, this is great, I really needed this." I wouldn't last a second in a 50s marriage. I am spoiled by having kind and appreciative partners hahah

Fun fact: furries didn’t exist until Ellie pioneered their existence with the iconic “meow meow” at the boys lunch table. Furries still quote her to this day.

Okay, Dress well ✅ Be bisexual ✅ Don’t get into any trouble ✅ Somethin’ don’t add up chief, why am a still single?

Drew, a 26 year old, looks WAY younger than the 'teenagers' in these videos.

Australian here! He said "Poor old man he works too hard, the wives have got nothing to do"

"If you don't have skin and a mouth, you're not gonna get a boyfriend" Well that explains that.

“dress well, be bisexual, and stay outta trouble” done, done and DONE chief

how to become popular: -be bisexual -dress well -don’t get into trouble *ok so why dont i have any friends*

"My parents didn't invent me until about 40 years later" What an absolutely horrific way to put that.

Narrator: “She’s not the type to make him behave like a human being.” Woman: “What are you doing?!” Man: “I don’t find you attractive, so I had no choice but to howl at the moon and piss on a fire hydrant.”

I once made my man a cup of coffee and it was so bad he collapsed and started convulsing and screaming in an ancient dead language before his skin split open and his true form writhed out from the fleshy confines of his mortal body before he transcended into the 7th plane of existence. Anyway that's why I use Folgers.

My wife's grandmother would make coffee every morning for her husband before he passed away. And every time she would ask how it was, very similar to these ads. They're in their 80's so I have to imagine these sorts of ads actually had a cultural impact.

All the Australians perfectly understanding the guy at the end 😳

Men in the 50s: Ew liking fashion is for women Also men in the 50s: Ew have you seen Becky's blouse? Oh and don't get me started on her socks!

The reaction to bad coffee here feels like episode options: Your wife gives you bad coffee! > •DIVORCE • Throw it on flowers • scream at her • *buy good coffee (20 gems)*

10:10 I speak fluent Australia "Oh good lord no, no I wouldn't, I wouldn't say that, I don't think. Poor old man, if he works too hard the wife would have nothing to do." You're welcome

Since I watched this with my man, these wordless "no" and "yes" answers of that guy at 6:50 became a running gag in our house!!

“It is currently the day it is.” Quirky Senior Quote.

Grandmas be like “your grandpa used to follow me everyday after school until I said yes to a date” Like grandma...no that’s not ok

I know I’m late to the party, but Drew? You’re brilliant. You’re the first “KZfaqr” that makes me laugh out loud. I know no one will read this, but all me a fan.

“And those 😒 _socks_ 🤮”

girl reads book: ew gross!!🤢 girl puts down book: oh brother🤤

*Wife:* "Well that's harsh." *Husband:* "So is your coffee." Jesus Christ. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

Imagine you get up because someone's standing too close and then suddenly teleport back to where you were, and hear the words "lets start all over"

This was all just for the laughs and yet I still found myself yelling, "Well, make your own goddamn coffee then!" 😅

"Honey, your coffee is undrinkable." "That's pretty harsh." "Well, so is your coffee." Damn, she got... wait for it... . . . . . . Roasted.

"Dress well, be bisexual and not get into trouble" I'm right here lads n ladies

This is my favourite of your videos, your distinctive humour is at its peak here, combined with the somewhat obscure subject matter, it's the perfect example of why I'm subscribed. Highly quotable, lots of moments I have to double back and watch again 'cause they're too funny & clever to watch just once.

i don’t know why but “make your husband love you again.. or, for the first time” made me choke on my water

This is how people are gonna talk about wiki-how in the future

as a bisexual who dresses fairly well and doesn’t get in any trouble, i can tell you first hand it is not the key to popularity

“U want a divorce?” “Mm-hmmm” “Not AGAIN!”

Please do a part 2. I laughed so much at this.

Every person in the 50s is like the most passive aggressive people i've ever seen

My favorite thing about the coffee commercials is they blame the woman for bad coffee like she grew the beans or some shit

the most important things in a 50's/60's marriage -Respect and Honesty -Loving Each Other -Caring for Each Other -*GOOD COFFEE*

finally. i figured it out. all these years later i finally figured out what the guy in 10:14 was muttering incoherently when asked if husbands should help with housework: "Oh poor old man if he works too hard then the wife's got nothing to do" if this soothes no-one else's soul, it soothes mine.

It's good to know we've got another John Mulaney in case something happens to the one we're using

“Your coffee just doesn’t taste any good!” “Then make your own damn coffee, Richard.”

I cackled at “mEoW mEoW” Ok but I would be annoyed to if she did that all the time. “Yeah my parents got a divorce and also my dad lost his left leg and can’t work anymore”“mEoW mEoW” “OMG STFU ELLIE”

9:20 ok why you gotta call me out like that

“It’s currently the day that it is” I’m getting that shit framed

THAT GIRL BARELY EVEN CHANGED AND SHE WAS CUTE THE WHOLE TIME I-

This video is timeless, I found it 2 years later and it’s the most hilarious thing

The Wilkins coffee commercials had a frog that would murder you to get his coffee

As an Australian i can translate what that bloke was saying at the end there: "Ah, poor old man, he works too hard. The wives have got nothing to do."

‘The type to make this guy behave like a human being’ and thus the thought process of ‘we only respect women we’re attracted to’ was born

It actually is Tuesday for me right now. Take that last frame of the video!

I'm glad that casting adults to play teenagers was always a thing lol Also this video is a masterpiece.

Couple in the 50's: **has a good marriage** Bad coffee: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career.

Keys to popularity: •Dress well •Be bisexual •Stay out of trouble

2:40 my reaction when I met my girlfriend before we made it official.

Did anyone else just get a notification that Drew uploaded this one minute ago? KZfaq wildin

Well the boys weren’t complaining about Jenny when she was parking in cars with them.

Mouth and skin..... yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women.

My favorite Drew bit is him pretending that "falling into a weird instructional video rabbit hole" is a normal thing that happens to everyone

the INTERVIEW AT THE END I'm cackling drew omg

“She’s as interested in girls as she is in boys” okay phew, I’ve got that one down

This is like ancient Wiki-Hows

love how this starts with "hey guy" singular, so I know Drew is talking to me and me personally

I was promised instructionals, but you quickly got sidetracked into commercials and never really recovered.

Men in the 50s: Are dressed up to the nines 24/7 Also men in the 50s: "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?"

I swear one dude narrated everything that was ever narrated back then, literally sounds like same dude in every how to and educational video from them days.

“Hey guy, welcome back to the present. My name is Drew and it is currently the day that is is.” is an absolute banger of an opening.

5:46 now you can only do that in the midwest

How to be popular: • Dress well • McDonalds • Charge phone • Twerk • Be bisexual • Eat hot chip • Lie

I didn't know there were catgirls in the 50s

Damn I can't believe that the Color Update 1.1 changed black and white to color. Honestly best update in Mine- uh life ever

Hasn't ever crossed the husband's mind that it's the brand of coffee that's bad and not who's making it.

people in the 50s must've been like: Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

"thats pretty harsh" "so is your coffe" in the 50s wives who made bad coffe were lower rank than racists

I would give anything to see the "mm mm" "mm hmm" "bad job" bit for the first time again

My name is Ellie and when you said “shut up Ellie” I looked up from my game

"Mm-hmm." "Mm-mm." "Bad taste." _Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?_

When drew gets into the old times, he truly becomes John Mulaney

I actually caught the last part of what he said I’m pretty sure he said “it would leave the wives with nothing to do” in case anyone was interested