Watch Zoltan Kaszas' entire special "Cat Jokes" at DryBarComedy.co... (tips encouraged). If you only watch clips on KZfaq you are missing his best stuff!
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@EmilyE.2276 жыл бұрын
I have never had someone explain so well why I'm a cat person.
@byeongcheol56103 жыл бұрын
Excellent comment and I agree 1,000%! It just makes sense now....
@Jason-tz7ir2 жыл бұрын
🤮🤮🤮🤮
@jrrobotics2 жыл бұрын
I am also a cat person, I love dogs too. :) Both such gorgeous animals!
@cyndianderson70562 жыл бұрын
Same. It's the energy they bring. I also prefer apathetic roommates. Lol.
@flourwasmostlikelyhere2 жыл бұрын
@@cyndianderson7056 that sometimes wants to hang out
@wfcoaker13986 жыл бұрын
I’m a total cat person. I hate it when my friends call them my “fur babies”. They are not substitutes for the children I never had. They’re replacements for the cool college roommates I never had.
@Timenow15 жыл бұрын
*FINALLY!!!! Someone that gets me!* 😁 *This dude explained me Spot on Also!*
@KCCAT55 жыл бұрын
That would make them fur mates
@Rose-Rae5 жыл бұрын
Yes thank you!!!
@ultra-chad49515 жыл бұрын
That you feed.
@peekaboots015 жыл бұрын
Mine is my fur baby. Much better than a kid.
@paston4274 жыл бұрын
Him explaining how cat people don’t hate dogs is literally spot on. I use that quote all the time when I tell people I’m a cat person. “I just like other people’s dogs. I’ll play with them then they can go back over there.”
@E-plunksna3 жыл бұрын
exactly!!! i feel that. same here
@ihsahnakerfeldt92803 жыл бұрын
I think being a dog vs cat person is highly dependent on your personality. Dogs would be way too much for me. I need my own space and this why I love cats. They need theirs too.
@seangreen13643 жыл бұрын
@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 facts!! I'm the exact same way!! I don't need to always be jumped in every time I leave the house for 5 mins to take out the dam trash lol!! Dogs are too needy, which is ok for some people I guess cuz most people adore dogs, but not me.. I don't hate them or wanna hurt them by any means, just would rather see/ play with them from a distance lol not in my crib
@danicleckley54042 жыл бұрын
@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 couldn’t agree more. I'm an introvert who loves big, scary dogs because they keep people away. No one is keen to conversation with someone who has a Boxer (my dog), Doberman, Belgian Malinois, or German Shepherd by their side. It's wonderful. They're great at discouraging door-to-door salespeople or whatever.
@EdnaSpoonhands Жыл бұрын
Accurate
@Emilie13love5 жыл бұрын
Cats are arguably the most entertaining animal you can keep as a pet. I mean, yeah you can play with a dog and they have their fun moments. But cats have some of the best reactions and personality quirks of any animal. And they’re just so relaxed, perfect pet for anyone who’s lazy af
@LemonySnicket-EUC5 жыл бұрын
Oh my Border Collie is all that and a bag of chips. 🤪
@nathgomez47505 жыл бұрын
But when they stare at me freaks me out 😨😆😆
@transvegan76825 жыл бұрын
You mean PURR-fect pet?
@minicocopanda35335 жыл бұрын
I grew up eith mostly dogs but now i live with my cat and husband with his family. XD most pictures i have or have ever taken is for or about my cat lol
@mlmartin29225 жыл бұрын
I wrestle on the ground with my cat, just like I did with my dog when she was alive. My cat "hunts" me and will jump up and take me down to the ground by biting the back of my naked thigh. I let her be an animal, instead of a pet, when she wants to be. She's never truly hurt me, we both just play rough. My other cat is the opposite, he is just a lover boy who wants attention and to be petted and have belly rubs.
@autumnmoon66446 жыл бұрын
This is freaking hilarious because we just adopted a special senior cat named Jessica
@autumnmoon66446 жыл бұрын
Confession. We tried to rename her lol
@deannahopkins65604 жыл бұрын
Me too, Marshall lol
@bonjovirocks243 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS!! Senior cats are the best!! Such unconditional love, like they know you changed their world. You’re a beautiful person for rescuing Jessica!!
@JosiahFickinger3 жыл бұрын
We adopted a cat a long time ago and he is almost a senior. Close to 10 years I think. All 14 other cats were all raised from birth or almost from birth.
@reagandow8503 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome!! You’re a great person!! The older cats are always the hardest to get adopted. 👍🥰
@Melody77576 жыл бұрын
My cat was apathetic towards everyone but me. And he wouldn't let anyone pet him for long, but god help me if I ever had the audacity to stop petting him. He would get up and nuzzle my really hard, touch his nose to mine, and then meow until I caved and started to pet him again. It was annoying, but I would give anything to have him pester me for love again
@Heavenzvoice5 жыл бұрын
DesAristinae that’s my cat...
@h.calvert31655 жыл бұрын
Just reading this made me miss your cat for you. So sorry for your loss. No matter how long they live, it's never long enough. 💔
@blue_7205 жыл бұрын
Ounnnnn 😍😍
@cookiemonster81465 жыл бұрын
Yes! I love how cats are apathetic to everyone but their favorite person and it’s so great when YOU’RE that person😂 they’re very picky
@benjerman44385 жыл бұрын
That's so sad and touching, thanks for sharing.
@electrathejelliclekitten80633 жыл бұрын
When I had a panic attack when i was home alone, my cat went up to me and comforted me with nuzzles. Cats really are caring.
@catlifechannel38862 жыл бұрын
They are very special. It’s a shame more ppl don’t realise that. I am in animal rescue. A cat who I helped saved his foster carer from an impending house fire. She had the flu and was sleeping, dosed up on medicine. He kept jumping on her in bed until she woke up. She then adopted him. ❤️
@aieia3 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I remember when I cried really hard on my own in my bed after my dad passed away, my kitten came running at me and nuzzled my side. She looked at me as if telling me that everything's gonna be okay.
@saiearth Жыл бұрын
I didnt expect to go from laughing to crying thanks guys!
@isabelerhart9523 Жыл бұрын
Yes my cats do the same when i'm sick or i had a panic attack
@gilliananderson36110 ай бұрын
My cat comforts me too when I’m anxious or sad. They just know.
@ladythmilin2 жыл бұрын
It's all about that chill energy.
@MatthewStinar6 жыл бұрын
He's done such a wonderful job of explaining why I'm not a dog person!
@Lillianbini6 жыл бұрын
Same, same... :)
@drhtldr15876 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@celiashen54906 жыл бұрын
It's that same reason I'm not a kid person. o.o
@Ellier2156 жыл бұрын
The cats eat and eAt and lives for livers the cat cry’s. George micheal didn’t lay with Linda. It was a hoaks. Jef. That’s funny.
@Ellier2156 жыл бұрын
Matthew Stinar I don’t like dogs either
@shawn13mertle136 жыл бұрын
I am impressed this guy is funny.And without being foul mouthed.
@knifeyonline6 жыл бұрын
poo.
@shawn13mertle136 жыл бұрын
poo,poop and boobies are funny words yes.
@violenceisfun9916 жыл бұрын
i completely agree, this guys excellant. too many comedians these days just rely on swearing and saying sexual/vulgar things all the time. Frankie Boyle does that a lot for example, and it just makes me cringe, its like when kids learn a new word and just go around saying it all the time. it just feels kind of pathetic to watch
@ImBuddhaD6 жыл бұрын
Tricky. I like his style and I want to agree, but comedy is funny because it short-circuits your brain a bit by touching on sensitive topics. Because cussing is so common in everyday life, at least where I live, I feel this Dry Bar comedy is not hitting the right nerves. Maybe a wider societal issue to tackle. ;)
@SonnyGTA6 жыл бұрын
Hence this channel.....
@dolcebelcanto3626 Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY dogs' energy is way too much for me 😂
@Heavenzvoice5 жыл бұрын
Cat person here... about three weeks ago a cat showed up at my door starving... I fed her and Memorial Day morning she had a kitten underneath my deck. Well her name is now Gina and waiting about another week to meet her little one. It was a little fur ball but when I go and check on it, it’s gotten so big! It’s a cutie too. Cutest little meow. So just like that I have 2cats. Geesh. They do choose you. I was minding my business opening my back door to feed the birds... there she was. The birds hate me now by the way. They feel so betrayed:) lol They still come to eat but they do it in stealth mode.
@dragonking27194 жыл бұрын
Angelofmusic Wonder they chose you because you have them food so they know your a reliable food source not because they love you they may like you more then other people who don’t give them food but that’s about it
@dragonking27194 жыл бұрын
Grimm also they force themselves to puke
@crocop15824 жыл бұрын
@@dragonking2719 STFU
@YourMajesty1433 жыл бұрын
@@dragonking2719 - Not true. Cats will choose you in a shelter. They'll hop into your car. They'll follow you home from school. There's no food present in any of these scenarios. I've had 2 kittens presented to me. The cuter one kept running off & ignoring me. The other less cute (but still pretty) kitten settled on my lap, started purring like a motor, and every so often looked up & gave me the slow-blink aka "I love you" eyes. That's when you know that it doesn't matter which cat you prefer, the cat that belongs to you will establish the bond, while other cats will distance themselves (until they find their own person.)
@LM-fi2kv3 жыл бұрын
YourMajesty143 yeah my cat picked me. I went to the shelter to look for an orange tabby...and Gizmo (not orange) kept trying to climb into my arms. So I fell in love and the rest is history
@laineywright26966 жыл бұрын
He totally gets it! Cats are low maintenance. They are clean, do their poops and pees in a litter box. They like a little catnip while I have some vino. They never embarrass me by humping a friends leg, and they are for the most part quiet.
@feistychuweenie85345 жыл бұрын
Quite and sneaky
@ultra-chad49515 жыл бұрын
Litter smells horrible, how is that clean? The licking is also a bit much. Alternative is letting them out unsupervised which is completely inconsiderate to neighbors. They have more destructive capability sonce they can climb higher, and since they don't really listen to discipline due to lack of group social ability. In addition, all of the things you cannot do with them :take them hiking, teach them tons of tricks (without a clicker) play with them yourself (not with the toy) without them running off, overall interactivity (dogs learn words outside of tricks), and ability to scratch the belly without worry of a fear of an irritating piercing shreiking hissy fit mental attack.
@ShoulderMonster5 жыл бұрын
@@ultra-chad4951 Not saying you're wrong overall, but you don't need a toy to play with a cat. I used to play and wrestle with cats all the time. Also, some cats are fussy, but others are the sweetest things and can't get enough pettings. It's just a matter of personality and if they've ever experienced abuse or neglect before. Lastly, there are certain breeds that are just as social as dogs, like ragdolls I think they're called? Or ragmuffins? Something like that. (Also, litter boxes aren't stinky if you know what you're doing.)
@TazzyZee145 жыл бұрын
@@ultra-chad4951 litter doesn't smell as bad as dogs if you clean it our properly 😂 seriously, I've never walked into a dog owners house and not been able to smell the dog. Also, my cat used to play tag and hide and seek with me, so they can definitely play without toys. Overall, it's just preference. You prefer dogs for your reasons and we prefer cats for ours 🤷
@icynok5 жыл бұрын
@@ultra-chad4951 there are pros and cons to owning a dog and a cat, everyone knows this much, the only thing is cats get a bad rap because so many people no real experience with cats. best tip in the world.... never buy them toys(most cats will play with them once and almost never again) , best toys for most cats is a empty cardboard box, shoe string and a laser pointer.... the only 3 things you will never need.
@m0L3ify6 жыл бұрын
Thank god someone understands why my cat is so fat, too. "Wow, that's a big cat. Have you considered putting him on a diet?" "Yes, but I decided I liked my household items unbroken, so we stopped."
@melissaclaassen97076 жыл бұрын
m0L3ify YEP, SAME!! Cat on a diet is NOT a pleasant experience.
@reallynani96935 жыл бұрын
For the record there's no God. Go check in rehab
@pantsthemancatandbeethoven5865 жыл бұрын
LMAO truth!
@JosephDunphy5 жыл бұрын
@@reallynani9693 - For the record, we get it. You're an atheist. Nobody cares. Nobody needs to hear about it.
@karagariglio40135 жыл бұрын
That escalated hella quick. @@reallynani9693
@LeiaThePrincess15 ай бұрын
"I like dogs. I just like them over there and I'll play with them, but then go back over there". Exactly 😂 The best explanation of my thoughts on why I am a cat person 😂
@samzy_vazq15544 жыл бұрын
Lmao when he said “yep can’t pronounce that your names Jeff now “that part killed me 😂 😆
@blindsquirrel78026 жыл бұрын
Being a "cat person" I can totally relate to the middle of the night visits.
@katm63 жыл бұрын
And I have a cat on a diet, so the other cats are also on a diet....I totally relate to the screaming in my ear in the middle of the night.
@brendenf244j6 жыл бұрын
This guy is blowing up!!! Wouldn’t be surprised if we see him on a Netflix special.
@cassandrabowling68236 жыл бұрын
brendenf244j I really hope so
@LizTaylorfitnessblondie6 жыл бұрын
He’s so damn funny
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
You can watch his special at DryBarComedy.com/Zoltan
@adrianghandtchi15626 жыл бұрын
brendenf244j we can call it the fur special
@Timetravel11116 жыл бұрын
brendenf244j he is funny. I didn’t know that was a thing with Netflix specials/
@MsNovazz5 жыл бұрын
"Jessica we need some help!" Lol i lost it at that 😂😂😂😂
@midorimashintaro51945 жыл бұрын
"JESSICA!!!! We NEED some HELP!!!!" -😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Blisscent6 жыл бұрын
oh my god he put it into words. I feel this on a spiritual level.
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
We do too! Thanks for watching!
@ploomer264 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@hannahtj19406 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, I think I've missed my calling all my life: I am actually a cat person. You've converted me.
@sarahlegge84296 жыл бұрын
Anna Low i
@helgahart34226 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious! Tell me about it I have two dogs and I'm starting to rethink everything. LOL
@devkergirl20256 жыл бұрын
Same
@carmen30915 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the crazy cat lady life! 💖💖💖
@bloodtimemaximusfullthrott2265 жыл бұрын
Erika Long wow hate to be around you
@laugr7445 жыл бұрын
Dead on. I think this is the best depiction I've seen about the difference between cat people and dog people. "I like dogs. I just like them over there... I don't like that kind of energy in my house. That annoying dog best friend in your face all the time energy."
@kitlee1724 ай бұрын
My husband was looking for a dog (he’s team dog, I’m team cat) that would fit our family, and fixated on getting a Great Dane. I was horrified. But I wanted him to be happy, so I went along with what I thought would be a dog that was a LOT of extra. Turns out: She is the chillest dog I’ve ever seen. Not a peep except a tiny yowl when I come home. She doesn’t smell. Some dogs have it no mattter how clean they are. She doesn’t seem to shed. She doesn’t jump up. Walks great on a leash. Snuggles up into what seems like a little ball next to you. The bad? When we first brought her home (she was rescued from a puppy farm), she busted the glass out of our back door, chewed on the wood, and made a tooth imprint on the knob. I figured out it was because she wanted her “security toy” left outside. She roams beyond our fenced yard if the gate isn’t closed. Apparently a Dane thing. But we now know to close it so she can gallop around like a deer 😂
@marcopothuizen5 жыл бұрын
For me as an European, Zoltan is great to listen at. He speaks clearly. Something other comedians should try.
@clariskitty75254 жыл бұрын
Yes, as an Indonesia, he's easy to listen to. I didn't realize it has CC.
@noemibogar1944 жыл бұрын
I'm hungarian and good to see this 👌
@cockeyedoptimista11 ай бұрын
I'm American and I have trouble understanding some of our comedians too!
@katiekovalenko6 жыл бұрын
I am SUCH A CAT PERSON! I relate to this WHOLE skit! You're hilarious!
@skylerhorner87966 жыл бұрын
Had a cat named Oliver, and he was orange. You know, like Oliver and Company? Coolest cat on the planet. He basically was a human in a feline’s body. He was also very photogenic. Little guy took pictures like it was scripted. He’s no longer with us. I don’t mean he’s passed. We just had to give him to a better home. Miss the little dude. Not sure why anyone would care, but hey... there’s Oliver for you.
@misfitbrit19895 жыл бұрын
Awwww. I had a black cat named Oliver from Oliver and Company. He went with our neighbors. I have his sister Matilda (from the movie). Total love bug. If she ever sees someone crying, she'll sit right in front of them and give them a "talk to me, I'm a therapist" look. Absolutely adorable.
@blue_7205 жыл бұрын
Me toooo! 🙃🤩
@HUNKragor5 жыл бұрын
We had two orange cats, named one Oliver ocf
@ANoobsOdyssey5 жыл бұрын
We rescued a ginger Oliver about a year ago. We're in the West Midlands England... I really hope you're the previous keepers.
@ang_ro5 жыл бұрын
I have a black cat named Oliver and he's the best. So smart and loving. Ollie Cats are the awesomest type of cats
@crazycatman59282 жыл бұрын
Cats are great. Love them so much. Such a cool animal.
@fantapro23 Жыл бұрын
But they don't love you. Cats hate humans
@beyondviolet4 жыл бұрын
This is making me miss my cat, she’s at home but still
@SSIyer3 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@fantapro23 Жыл бұрын
But the cat never misses you lmao
@betsycollins6016 жыл бұрын
My sister fostered animals for the local pound. She ended up adopting a three-legged cat (its mother chewed its leg off in the middle of the night right after birth and left it to die in the litter box). He had to have an operation to remove the stub that remained because the vet said it would mess up his gait and posture-cats try to put an existing bit down to the floor and can screw up their hips in doing so. They named it "Captain Barbosa. He is a healthy, happy permanent part of their family now!
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
Bless her heart! She's awesome thanks for watching!
@mythloverb59316 жыл бұрын
What the absolute HELL WAS WRONG WITH THE MAMA CAT?? I just-I need to know, did she not have a mother’s instinct or something?
@lydiashultz17166 жыл бұрын
Mythlover B that actually is a motherly instinct. If mama cat doesn't think the baby will survive she will either eat the baby entirely or eat a leg so it will bleed out. It's very sad.
@mythloverb59316 жыл бұрын
Lydia Reyes huh. I didn’t know that was a thing. That really IS sad. I guess no matter how much time passes or how much breeding is done you can’t really wipe away an animal’s natural instincts.
@NYCRocker6 жыл бұрын
I have a 3 legged cat Greta and she approves this message. :) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qad6rKti0d2xnYU.html
@KittyPieVibes6 жыл бұрын
“MRRREEEAAAAAAA” -Jessica Kaszas
@PhoenixHealing5 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY NEEDS HIS OWN NETFLIX SPECIAL!!!!
@jesudasjohnson71373 жыл бұрын
Nah we need fair talk dis will make dog lovers upset or angry n ima dog person so no for me
@dreamguy65193 жыл бұрын
@@jesudasjohnson7137 well get off this is the cat section get help too
@jesudasjohnson71373 жыл бұрын
@@dreamguy6519 u din post dis vid so shut up and its not ur choice wut i do exept if i do a sin
@jesudasjohnson71372 жыл бұрын
@@dreamguy6519 and i love DOGS i hatee catss
@dreamguy65192 жыл бұрын
@@jesudasjohnson7137 well I love cats i hate dogs
@jm98 Жыл бұрын
“You don’t ask for one You get bestowed one” true! My roommate and I found our deaf cat while walking through a forest and traintracks. Best random thing you can find on traintracks
@sarcasmo576 жыл бұрын
Jessica is a nice name for a cat.
@jessicakeeney23436 жыл бұрын
sarcasmo57 😂😂😂
@ILoveMyOrchids6 жыл бұрын
Jessica’s a gorgeous name for a cat. It’s also a cute name for a rabbit.(Jessica Rabbit).
@ShadowXg0z6 жыл бұрын
where is jessica hyde
@svetamakoveeva3186 жыл бұрын
I can't stop thinking of Morty dreaming of Jessica lol
@madbear35125 жыл бұрын
@@svetamakoveeva318 That probably were he got the name form
@savirox236 жыл бұрын
So good to hear comedy without swearing all the way through!!! Thank you.
@joelleflimn26482 жыл бұрын
People’s real problem with cats is cuz they can’t as easily bend them to their own will. That’s it. Dogs obey without question while cats have minds of their own.
@glamtrackstar70 Жыл бұрын
Yep most dog owners are control freaks. They love saying demands to their dogs all day non stop
@IDontKnow-pf6en9 ай бұрын
nailed it!
@stormtrooper84207 ай бұрын
😂 most dog owners wish their dog obey them. Only trained dogs follow orders normal dogs dont
@ShadowFungus7 ай бұрын
My friend’s cat is like that. They barely see eachother since the cat’s always outside and only goes home to eat and sleep. I’ve been to his house numerous times and i’ve only seen his cat like 4-5x 😂
@kathyingram30617 ай бұрын
....and cuz dogs worship them~
@mint83 Жыл бұрын
I show this to too many people far too often. He gets my "you're cute, now go home" feeling towards dogs.
@theapistevist81286 жыл бұрын
I had a cat who loved being around me. I miss her.
@peekaboots015 жыл бұрын
My cat is always by my side. You should rescue another cat.
@katierojas80664 жыл бұрын
I’m allergic to cats.
@jemhelprt53654 жыл бұрын
My cat has been missing for 2 months now and She had been with me for 11 years and she made me happy during tough times. Rest In Peace Mira 2008-2020
@caesar77863 жыл бұрын
@@jemhelprt5365 maybe your cat is with another family
@kevinwei3336 жыл бұрын
Cats are the most chill. Being with dogs is cool and all, for like an hour....then it Just takes the energy out of you lol
@ishyreddi135 жыл бұрын
KevinEatsAll I’m a cat person but have more interaction with dogs 😅
@AvgasLL5 жыл бұрын
Izzy Bolden so does my grandma
@machigiceb77884 жыл бұрын
Yeah, cats are like for introverts while dogs are for extroverts. If you like both then u might probably be an ambivert. Haha
@xeathenia85393 жыл бұрын
@@machigiceb7788 Yeah it can be energetically draining to people who lack emotional intelligence, consideration, and healthy bodies. It’s not a problem of the dog having too much energy, it’s a problem within you being unwilling or unable to challenge yourself beyond an ego centric idleness. I’m very introverted myself and my dogs are calm and trained to respect my boundaries; naturally I believe dogs are better than cats because unlike felines, they make you better versions of yourself.
@klyzer57252 жыл бұрын
@@xeathenia8539 stfu just accept it dogs are annoying af 🖕
@egyptianminor2 жыл бұрын
I'm a cat dude too. This guy knows what he is talking about.
@ProcyonAlpha2 жыл бұрын
dogs are trained to love unconditionally , you don't have to fight for its attention that's why it's so special when you have a connection with your cat, it's better because it's harder earned. that and cats are much cleaner, low maintenance, respect personal space, quieter. Clearly the superior out if the two
@cockeyedoptimista11 ай бұрын
They are just different animals. They are what they are. Dogs are pack animals; they were domesticated from wolves. They're also really intelligent useful. A cat can't herd a flock of sheep. Cats can keep pests away. They're both wonderful animals and they're different. Dogs are extremely loyal to their owners also. They just need more attention, activity and interaction. Cats are more independent.
@AS86436 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. Also so spot on, I'm so a cat person.
@davidedwards33615 жыл бұрын
I'm a cat person. I sleep 18 hours a day and crap in the neighbours garden.
@robertward81306 жыл бұрын
I wanted a special needs animal. I looked but didn't ask. Took home a Jack Russel. Oh well no special needs animal. I came home from work. Jack was curled up sleeping. Kept sleeping until he saw me then he went nuts with joy. Jack was deaf and the animal shelter wasn't aware of it. Best buds we were.
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
Bravo my Goodman! Thanks for sharing that!
@lisamelroy28555 жыл бұрын
That's a great story - so glad you found each other!
@babyd955 жыл бұрын
This is so sweet! Hope jack is doing well!
@banu02455 жыл бұрын
I don't get what's wrong about asking for a special needs animal. A lot of people prefer healthy pets, cause they need less care. So what's wrong with saying you are ready to give more care than others?
@isabellagalvan7056 Жыл бұрын
THIS DUDE UNDERSTANDS ME SO MUCH , WE SEE THE SAME DOG ENERGY AND THINK THE SAME ABOUT IT AND ALSO ABOUT THE CAT ENERGY LIKE YES,!
@zurrijahstormborn53202 жыл бұрын
You said word for word what I have been saying for years
@independentrawb18636 жыл бұрын
How could you possibly dislike this? It's hilarious and the guy is 110% genuine. I love it
@zombiixq33n6026 жыл бұрын
He was on AGT!!! And tried to do this act but didn't get through. I felt so bad for him >. < I actually like this act and was surprised they didn't like it. :'(
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
Right? What a bummer.
@beingheardmedia63394 жыл бұрын
Well that must have been a crap audience cause is AWESOME
@rani.andretti4 жыл бұрын
AGT and those shows will let people through only if they have a moving back story or are weird in some way. Don't expect them to be fair.
@egilmore174 жыл бұрын
I think they cut that video in a way to make him look unsuccessful but I bet he was great. He just didn't get through because, like above said, he wasn't sad enough with a touching story.
@ravilarlexzx7244 Жыл бұрын
I'm a cat person because they do their own thing, I don't have to take them outside to use the bathroom, just gotta scoop a box every other day
@MsGnor Жыл бұрын
Funny jokes AND luscious locks!! This man is blessed, no wonder Jessica paws him awake at carbs o'clock!!! 🥰🐈
@daphne2012396 жыл бұрын
I appreciate clean comedy for a change! Thank you! #catlover #catpeople
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
You're welcome! Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!
@daphne2012396 жыл бұрын
Subscribed immediately. Hard to find clean comedy.
@wednesday10316 жыл бұрын
My cat thinks he's a dog, so I got the best of both worlds😉
@chickenleg68936 жыл бұрын
wednesday1031 my dog thinks she’s a cat!’😂😂
@lisaliller56425 жыл бұрын
And my dog thinks she's a cat lol
@jaernem5 жыл бұрын
My oldest cat grew up with dogs so he thinks he's a dog. And my husky grew up with all cats so he thinks he's a cat lol.
@suzphillips81625 жыл бұрын
Is he a Siamese?
@darrentylor54735 жыл бұрын
Had one that played tag and would fetch...tug o war with his favourite wash cloth...best kitty ever!
@thegrassisbluer095 жыл бұрын
"it just means I like other people's dogs" most relatable line ever for me. I'm stoked for my upcoming housesitting gig but I know that by the end of the week I'm gonna be stoked to going back to my neighborhood stray cats
@simon1italy Жыл бұрын
I have always had cats and my decision is confirmed as the best one every time I see a dog owner walking their dogs outside in sub-zero temperature just so the dog can poop.
@lesliechan316 жыл бұрын
This man is my spirit animal. Will always, always, always be a cat person.
@tzed55466 жыл бұрын
Clean and funny, what a rare combo.
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
Right? Thanks for watching!
@serenitymaldonado46255 жыл бұрын
The way emphasizes the word cat makes him sound like he’s angrily yell-talking the word cat
@gurll87844 жыл бұрын
Cats are quirky and that's why i love them
@natalielorraine80016 жыл бұрын
OMG i think everyone who is a cat person can relate!!! #teamcats
@agnesholingue9945 жыл бұрын
Yup. Love dogs too though:)
@pollypockets5085 жыл бұрын
Our cat rubs on both dirty and clean laundry. It's funny.
@yuanalcantara65782 жыл бұрын
Im a cat lover team cats
@vivien45716 жыл бұрын
He's got fantastic hair and I like cats so I clicked like immediately
@guerrillaj Жыл бұрын
Oh man this is so true. My dog has me trapped in my room while he has the entire house because I just cant deal with that. I'm making it work though, but never again lol
@bonjovirocks243 жыл бұрын
Cats are the best! They’re low maintenance yet highly entertaining! My cat Scrappy runs so fast in the living room, she ends up running sideways when coming close to furniture. She also has me well trained. I’m the pet & I own it. Unconditional love at its finest!
@TattoedKiss6 жыл бұрын
I saw this in Facebook and came here to find more of his comedy. He is amazing and his humor it's just cool and friendly.
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
We totally agree! Thanks for watching!
@alicesierra88055 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love Jessica. "Yeah your right, this diet is over!"
@shizukagozen7773 жыл бұрын
His freaking hair though ! I can't stop staring, I'm so jealous !!! 😬💁❤
@vinylspell71795 жыл бұрын
As a cat person i feel so satisfied watching this :)
@LizTaylorfitnessblondie6 жыл бұрын
This guy is GREAT
@mrslovettsmeatpies68736 жыл бұрын
This was the best way to start my day. I wish I had more cat people in my life so I had someone to laugh with 😂
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
Glad we could help!
@laurabenitez19364 жыл бұрын
Always come back for this gold treasure.
@beingheardmedia63393 жыл бұрын
HOW has this routine not been turned into a screenplay yet?! Come on, Zoltan! You can go do it. I have faith in you! You belong on the big screen (or Netflix, HBOMax, Amazon Prime, whatever streaming service I have a subscription for * grin *). I would definitely watch that.
@robertcartier50886 жыл бұрын
Good stuff! Very natural delivery, this guy is good!
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
Yes he is! Thanks for watching!
@user-gr8em4jl9h6 жыл бұрын
Love this video. I just got done dog sitting for my parents while they were out of town. They're sweet and I love them but after a few minutes, I was thinking "go away." Loved getting home to my 3 cats that just come up to me, give me the side-eye, rub on me, then go about their own business.
@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын
They = your parents? Well, I laughed.
@bozkurtbozok45975 жыл бұрын
Wow never heard this person and not sure why, he is just hilarious and I love it!
@maxg32315 жыл бұрын
The 1st two mins is easily some of the funniest moments in standup comedy in years. IMO. Hilarious! 🤣😂
@gigiclements83185 жыл бұрын
My cat is "special needs" she needs special food special toys special attention special litter... You get it
@sherrih.40536 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. He is absolutely hilarious.
@doriweishaar49015 жыл бұрын
My husband and l are owned by two lovely, neurotic cats, Bandit and Bella & while we both love all animals, l totally agree about the dog energy. I compare it to my grandkids ~ with hubby in his late 60s and me in my mid 50s, we absolutely adore all 11 of the cheeky little monkeys 🐒🐵🐒but when we've had our fill of 20 questions or trying to keep up with their video games etc we get to go home..... alone.... with two very quiet chill cats lol 🐱🤗🐱
@RustySh4ckleford3 жыл бұрын
Save Bandit!!!!
@lauragwillim10555 жыл бұрын
This guy is one of the best I’ve seen on dry bar. I hope he makes it to the big time. He’d be great in a sit com or comedy movie
@areefakhan80326 жыл бұрын
How does his shirt have no cat hair?... :o when you have a cat and u see a shirt with no cat hair, its amazing
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
We spent about an hour before the shirt with a massive lint roller... That was a harrowing experience, JJ our intern will never be the same.
@marcilk75346 жыл бұрын
I lint roll my clothes like crazy in the bedroom, walk through the house to leave, and end up covered with cat hair.
@rachaelwilbur56445 жыл бұрын
I never had a problem with cat hair and I've had cats my whole life short hair cats don't shed like long hair cats
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_5 жыл бұрын
Marci LK The lint roller and a full length mirror belong on back porch, always leave that way and lint roll yourself every time you leave or that one time you forget you will track hair into the car, then it is there until you get the car detailed...
@HiItsPamela5 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar Comedy This reply is hilarious 😂 i hope your intern is well 😂
@MaurieLyle6 жыл бұрын
Jessica and my cat would be friends haha. My cat boycotted his diet food. He would either sit in front of the food bowl and stare sadly at it or sit at my front door staring at it like "You feed me or I'm gone human" :p
@ikybaiiki5 жыл бұрын
"Where have you been" scary stare manic laugh 🤣👌🏾
@DKCseason34 жыл бұрын
When my brother comes to visit and brings his dog, me and my 2 cats all sigh at once
@SandraNelson0636 жыл бұрын
I have belonged to cats for most of my life. Some of them have been very affectionate. But yes, if the food situation is not to their liking, there is the standing on the head thing.
@martasloane80815 жыл бұрын
Or either sit and stare, tap/bat you with their paw, or just loud meows early in the morning.. But they are still lovable regardless.
@chaossmith38645 жыл бұрын
Never had that, but if they need food Nugglet will get my attention and lead me to their bowl. Not even loudly, just by staring or a soft meow. She's a smart girl, and so polite. I guess Bob taught her manners or something. x3
@aleksandra58084 жыл бұрын
@Sara Allison you're right, not sure how dogs being ugly and annoying makes them better pets though...
@aleksandra58084 жыл бұрын
@Sara Allison That boy who was saved by his cat when he was a toddler getting attacked by a dog says otherwise. :) Just because cats don't lick your face and invade your personal space, doesn't mean they don't love you.
@Thomas_Winters4 жыл бұрын
@Sara yeah some people just hate cats with a passion. Don't know why, it's pretty limiting. Usually kids tho.
@shannonhensley29426 жыл бұрын
I got bestowed with 2 cats that are disabled. The first one aroura ( because she's a princess) we didn't know was disabled until 3 months later when she still couldn't find the treats that we threw at her. She also doesn't like wet food. Mostly because she can't see very well. She thinks she can but 5 minutes into fetch and she's still looking for the first throw. The second the ladies at the humane society opened the cage and told my sister to put her hand in. This cat looked gross and sad but it grabbed her hand. She felt horrible. We named him Garth and he had just had surgery were the vet took his leg because a bbgun pellet broke his pelvis. We did not intend to even buy a cat let alone 2 that day. We were bestowed them. They chose us. It's wierd.
@snow59626 жыл бұрын
Shannon Hensley Typically cats choose us 😊
@lovemikey213 жыл бұрын
Everytime I'm down or stressed. I go and watch this video and think about Jessica. And my day gets better immediately.
@dannysimion5 жыл бұрын
Hahah I dig Zoltan and his humor and the way he talks!! Haha. Pretty chilled with a little zinger!
@dlbstl6 жыл бұрын
This was so funny!
@martinaee6 жыл бұрын
He's good. And it's a perfect cat vs. dog person explanation: I absolutely love dogs, but I just don't want to take care of one :)
@PlaytimeWithChichai6 жыл бұрын
I love dogs and cats so I think I'm bipetual.
@ekunina54106 жыл бұрын
You look like my late mother circa 1964. She and you are soooooo Beautiful. Her name is Myrna Courtney. She loved cats and helped them give birth❣️
@Blizzardheart126 жыл бұрын
tricia melvin I love cats and dogs too
@rose44905 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's what I'm talkin bout!
@lisamelroy28555 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious - I love it!
@brandyromano5 жыл бұрын
That’s hilarious. I am too.
@cainangoodwin54012 жыл бұрын
I have four dogs and one cat this is more than accurate
@lindacensi27502 жыл бұрын
After 3 second of caressing cats like: "all' right get away from me " LOL yup they are Indipendent little Tigers 😊
@prihaps6 жыл бұрын
3:40 I came for Jessica
@vickybartistry32926 жыл бұрын
TouchPigs eww tmi
@simosc26 жыл бұрын
ty youtube, for recommending Zoltan...I like this guy
@tinagrey26735 жыл бұрын
Talented and funny. He hits it right on the nail about floofies. I love all animals and my cats chose me as their hooman and I'm truly blessed 😘😺💕
@Playerone6313 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are dog lovers and just dogs...
@imabrick60666 жыл бұрын
I get why people don’t change the name of pets. But I adopted two cats who were found on Halloween and given to the RSPCA and since it was Halloween they named them after the sweet, candy corn. So one cat was called Candy, but the other was called Corn. CORN, who does that, so I changed her name.
@artistevivien6 жыл бұрын
Lol, poor thing. And it probably wasn't even a yellow cat.
@tirsden6 жыл бұрын
You changed it to Korn, naturally! Err I mean, yeah. Pets learn a new name easily enough, and if they've *just* been renamed at a shelter anyways, it's even more irrelevant.
@issecret15 жыл бұрын
Corn is an awesome pet name
@SCSilk5 жыл бұрын
I got a shelter cat. She was already named Binks. She responded to her name, so I saw no need to change it.
@lisamelroy28555 жыл бұрын
I got both of my cats from the same shelter. They name them at this place, instead of just giving them id numbers, which I thought was sweet, but I changed both of my cats' names. Sydney became Winnie (she's my orange tigress), and Karl became Jack (my black leopard). They both know their names but, since they're cats, they still reserve the right to ignore me when I call them, on occasion.
@justjunk93606 жыл бұрын
I like this guy! He's funny!
@DryBarComedy6 жыл бұрын
We totally agree! Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!
@zoeh.44215 жыл бұрын
I love the personality that cats have. Anyone else seen that video of the cat throwing a glass off a table after being told not to? 😂😂
@kristinesmart245 жыл бұрын
I'm doin a Drybar Comedy Binge today. Must say...I am not disappointed. Every comic was top drawer. Thank you kindly. I love nearly every comedian & comic style that has traversed this kind earth; from kind to cruel, to silly, slapstick, crude, lude, black, blue, dry, loud, sarcastic, profane, and disgusting....but srsly. At 42, it's nice to chill & chuckle to decent, down to Earth kindly gentleman for a change. Thanks!😜😁👍
@jayreegsXO6 жыл бұрын
This guys the best! Saw his video shared on facebook and absolutely loved his comedy!
@taylorqueensbury1706 жыл бұрын
Dogs are great but, sometimes you just need a cat to keep your ego in check.
@ginathecookie5 жыл бұрын
The only times cats come up to their Owners is for food and pets/cuddles. (And play, depending on the age, breed and personality of the cat.) Other times, they're your beloved roomate.
@elenadragut92915 жыл бұрын
He's great! Everytime I need a good laugh I listen to him, plus his facial expressions make everything perfect