Excellent comment and I agree 1,000%! It just makes sense now....

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I am also a cat person, I love dogs too. :) Both such gorgeous animals!

Same. It's the energy they bring. I also prefer apathetic roommates. Lol.

@@cyndianderson7056 that sometimes wants to hang out

*FINALLY!!!! Someone that gets me!* 😁 *This dude explained me Spot on Also!*

That would make them fur mates

Yes thank you!!!

That you feed.

Mine is my fur baby. Much better than a kid.

exactly!!! i feel that. same here

I think being a dog vs cat person is highly dependent on your personality. Dogs would be way too much for me. I need my own space and this why I love cats. They need theirs too.

@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 facts!! I'm the exact same way!! I don't need to always be jumped in every time I leave the house for 5 mins to take out the dam trash lol!! Dogs are too needy, which is ok for some people I guess cuz most people adore dogs, but not me.. I don't hate them or wanna hurt them by any means, just would rather see/ play with them from a distance lol not in my crib

@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 couldn’t agree more. I'm an introvert who loves big, scary dogs because they keep people away. No one is keen to conversation with someone who has a Boxer (my dog), Doberman, Belgian Malinois, or German Shepherd by their side. It's wonderful. They're great at discouraging door-to-door salespeople or whatever.

Accurate

Oh my Border Collie is all that and a bag of chips. 🤪

But when they stare at me freaks me out 😨😆😆

You mean PURR-fect pet?

I grew up eith mostly dogs but now i live with my cat and husband with his family. XD most pictures i have or have ever taken is for or about my cat lol

I wrestle on the ground with my cat, just like I did with my dog when she was alive. My cat "hunts" me and will jump up and take me down to the ground by biting the back of my naked thigh. I let her be an animal, instead of a pet, when she wants to be. She's never truly hurt me, we both just play rough. My other cat is the opposite, he is just a lover boy who wants attention and to be petted and have belly rubs.

Confession. We tried to rename her lol

Me too, Marshall lol

I LOVE THIS!! Senior cats are the best!! Such unconditional love, like they know you changed their world. You’re a beautiful person for rescuing Jessica!!

We adopted a cat a long time ago and he is almost a senior. Close to 10 years I think. All 14 other cats were all raised from birth or almost from birth.

That’s awesome!! You’re a great person!! The older cats are always the hardest to get adopted. 👍🥰

DesAristinae that’s my cat...

Just reading this made me miss your cat for you. So sorry for your loss. No matter how long they live, it's never long enough. 💔

Ounnnnn 😍😍

Yes! I love how cats are apathetic to everyone but their favorite person and it’s so great when YOU’RE that person😂 they’re very picky

That's so sad and touching, thanks for sharing.

They are very special. It’s a shame more ppl don’t realise that. I am in animal rescue. A cat who I helped saved his foster carer from an impending house fire. She had the flu and was sleeping, dosed up on medicine. He kept jumping on her in bed until she woke up. She then adopted him. ❤️

Yeah I remember when I cried really hard on my own in my bed after my dad passed away, my kitten came running at me and nuzzled my side. She looked at me as if telling me that everything's gonna be okay.

I didnt expect to go from laughing to crying thanks guys!

Yes my cats do the same when i'm sick or i had a panic attack

My cat comforts me too when I’m anxious or sad. They just know.

Same, same... :)

Me too 😂

It's that same reason I'm not a kid person. o.o

The cats eat and eAt and lives for livers the cat cry’s. George micheal didn’t lay with Linda. It was a hoaks. Jef. That’s funny.

Matthew Stinar I don’t like dogs either

poo.

poo,poop and boobies are funny words yes.

i completely agree, this guys excellant. too many comedians these days just rely on swearing and saying sexual/vulgar things all the time. Frankie Boyle does that a lot for example, and it just makes me cringe, its like when kids learn a new word and just go around saying it all the time. it just feels kind of pathetic to watch

Tricky. I like his style and I want to agree, but comedy is funny because it short-circuits your brain a bit by touching on sensitive topics. Because cussing is so common in everyday life, at least where I live, I feel this Dry Bar comedy is not hitting the right nerves. Maybe a wider societal issue to tackle. ;)

Hence this channel.....

Angelofmusic Wonder they chose you because you have them food so they know your a reliable food source not because they love you they may like you more then other people who don’t give them food but that’s about it

Grimm also they force themselves to puke

@@dragonking2719 STFU

@@dragonking2719 - Not true. Cats will choose you in a shelter. They'll hop into your car. They'll follow you home from school. There's no food present in any of these scenarios. I've had 2 kittens presented to me. The cuter one kept running off & ignoring me. The other less cute (but still pretty) kitten settled on my lap, started purring like a motor, and every so often looked up & gave me the slow-blink aka "I love you" eyes. That's when you know that it doesn't matter which cat you prefer, the cat that belongs to you will establish the bond, while other cats will distance themselves (until they find their own person.)

YourMajesty143 yeah my cat picked me. I went to the shelter to look for an orange tabby...and Gizmo (not orange) kept trying to climb into my arms. So I fell in love and the rest is history

Quite and sneaky

Litter smells horrible, how is that clean? The licking is also a bit much. Alternative is letting them out unsupervised which is completely inconsiderate to neighbors. They have more destructive capability sonce they can climb higher, and since they don't really listen to discipline due to lack of group social ability. In addition, all of the things you cannot do with them :take them hiking, teach them tons of tricks (without a clicker) play with them yourself (not with the toy) without them running off, overall interactivity (dogs learn words outside of tricks), and ability to scratch the belly without worry of a fear of an irritating piercing shreiking hissy fit mental attack.

@@ultra-chad4951 Not saying you're wrong overall, but you don't need a toy to play with a cat. I used to play and wrestle with cats all the time. Also, some cats are fussy, but others are the sweetest things and can't get enough pettings. It's just a matter of personality and if they've ever experienced abuse or neglect before. Lastly, there are certain breeds that are just as social as dogs, like ragdolls I think they're called? Or ragmuffins? Something like that. (Also, litter boxes aren't stinky if you know what you're doing.)

@@ultra-chad4951 litter doesn't smell as bad as dogs if you clean it our properly 😂 seriously, I've never walked into a dog owners house and not been able to smell the dog. Also, my cat used to play tag and hide and seek with me, so they can definitely play without toys. Overall, it's just preference. You prefer dogs for your reasons and we prefer cats for ours 🤷

@@ultra-chad4951 there are pros and cons to owning a dog and a cat, everyone knows this much, the only thing is cats get a bad rap because so many people no real experience with cats. best tip in the world.... never buy them toys(most cats will play with them once and almost never again) , best toys for most cats is a empty cardboard box, shoe string and a laser pointer.... the only 3 things you will never need.

m0L3ify YEP, SAME!! Cat on a diet is NOT a pleasant experience.

For the record there's no God. Go check in rehab

LMAO truth!

@@reallynani9693 - For the record, we get it. You're an atheist. Nobody cares. Nobody needs to hear about it.

That escalated hella quick. @@reallynani9693

And I have a cat on a diet, so the other cats are also on a diet....I totally relate to the screaming in my ear in the middle of the night.

brendenf244j I really hope so

He’s so damn funny

You can watch his special at DryBarComedy.com/Zoltan

brendenf244j we can call it the fur special

brendenf244j he is funny. I didn’t know that was a thing with Netflix specials/

We do too! Thanks for watching!

Absolutely!

Anna Low i

That's hilarious! Tell me about it I have two dogs and I'm starting to rethink everything. LOL

Same

Welcome to the crazy cat lady life! 💖💖💖

Erika Long wow hate to be around you

My husband was looking for a dog (he’s team dog, I’m team cat) that would fit our family, and fixated on getting a Great Dane. I was horrified. But I wanted him to be happy, so I went along with what I thought would be a dog that was a LOT of extra. Turns out: She is the chillest dog I’ve ever seen. Not a peep except a tiny yowl when I come home. She doesn’t smell. Some dogs have it no mattter how clean they are. She doesn’t seem to shed. She doesn’t jump up. Walks great on a leash. Snuggles up into what seems like a little ball next to you. The bad? When we first brought her home (she was rescued from a puppy farm), she busted the glass out of our back door, chewed on the wood, and made a tooth imprint on the knob. I figured out it was because she wanted her “security toy” left outside. She roams beyond our fenced yard if the gate isn’t closed. Apparently a Dane thing. But we now know to close it so she can gallop around like a deer 😂

Yes, as an Indonesia, he's easy to listen to. I didn't realize it has CC.

I'm hungarian and good to see this 👌

I'm American and I have trouble understanding some of our comedians too!

Awwww. I had a black cat named Oliver from Oliver and Company. He went with our neighbors. I have his sister Matilda (from the movie). Total love bug. If she ever sees someone crying, she'll sit right in front of them and give them a "talk to me, I'm a therapist" look. Absolutely adorable.

Me toooo! 🙃🤩

We had two orange cats, named one Oliver ocf

We rescued a ginger Oliver about a year ago. We're in the West Midlands England... I really hope you're the previous keepers.

I have a black cat named Oliver and he's the best. So smart and loving. Ollie Cats are the awesomest type of cats

But they don't love you. Cats hate humans

Lol me too

But the cat never misses you lmao

Bless her heart! She's awesome thanks for watching!

What the absolute HELL WAS WRONG WITH THE MAMA CAT?? I just-I need to know, did she not have a mother’s instinct or something?

Mythlover B that actually is a motherly instinct. If mama cat doesn't think the baby will survive she will either eat the baby entirely or eat a leg so it will bleed out. It's very sad.

Lydia Reyes huh. I didn’t know that was a thing. That really IS sad. I guess no matter how much time passes or how much breeding is done you can’t really wipe away an animal’s natural instincts.

I have a 3 legged cat Greta and she approves this message. :) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qad6rKti0d2xnYU.html

Nah we need fair talk dis will make dog lovers upset or angry n ima dog person so no for me

@@jesudasjohnson7137 well get off this is the cat section get help too

@@dreamguy6519 u din post dis vid so shut up and its not ur choice wut i do exept if i do a sin

@@dreamguy6519 and i love DOGS i hatee catss

@@jesudasjohnson7137 well I love cats i hate dogs

sarcasmo57 😂😂😂

Jessica’s a gorgeous name for a cat. It’s also a cute name for a rabbit.(Jessica Rabbit).

where is jessica hyde

I can't stop thinking of Morty dreaming of Jessica lol

@@svetamakoveeva318 That probably were he got the name form

Yep most dog owners are control freaks. They love saying demands to their dogs all day non stop

nailed it!

😂 most dog owners wish their dog obey them. Only trained dogs follow orders normal dogs dont

My friend’s cat is like that. They barely see eachother since the cat’s always outside and only goes home to eat and sleep. I’ve been to his house numerous times and i’ve only seen his cat like 4-5x 😂

....and cuz dogs worship them~

My cat is always by my side. You should rescue another cat.

I’m allergic to cats.

My cat has been missing for 2 months now and She had been with me for 11 years and she made me happy during tough times. Rest In Peace Mira 2008-2020

@@jemhelprt5365 maybe your cat is with another family

KevinEatsAll I’m a cat person but have more interaction with dogs 😅

Izzy Bolden so does my grandma

Yeah, cats are like for introverts while dogs are for extroverts. If you like both then u might probably be an ambivert. Haha

@@machigiceb7788 Yeah it can be energetically draining to people who lack emotional intelligence, consideration, and healthy bodies. It’s not a problem of the dog having too much energy, it’s a problem within you being unwilling or unable to challenge yourself beyond an ego centric idleness. I’m very introverted myself and my dogs are calm and trained to respect my boundaries; naturally I believe dogs are better than cats because unlike felines, they make you better versions of yourself.

@@xeathenia8539 stfu just accept it dogs are annoying af 🖕

They are just different animals. They are what they are. Dogs are pack animals; they were domesticated from wolves. They're also really intelligent useful. A cat can't herd a flock of sheep. Cats can keep pests away. They're both wonderful animals and they're different. Dogs are extremely loyal to their owners also. They just need more attention, activity and interaction. Cats are more independent.

I'm a cat person. I sleep 18 hours a day and crap in the neighbours garden.

Bravo my Goodman! Thanks for sharing that!

That's a great story - so glad you found each other!

This is so sweet! Hope jack is doing well!

I don't get what's wrong about asking for a special needs animal. A lot of people prefer healthy pets, cause they need less care. So what's wrong with saying you are ready to give more care than others?

Right? What a bummer.

Well that must have been a crap audience cause is AWESOME

AGT and those shows will let people through only if they have a moving back story or are weird in some way. Don't expect them to be fair.

I think they cut that video in a way to make him look unsuccessful but I bet he was great. He just didn't get through because, like above said, he wasn't sad enough with a touching story.

You're welcome! Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!

Subscribed immediately. Hard to find clean comedy.

wednesday1031 my dog thinks she’s a cat!’😂😂

And my dog thinks she's a cat lol

My oldest cat grew up with dogs so he thinks he's a dog. And my husky grew up with all cats so he thinks he's a cat lol.

Is he a Siamese?

Had one that played tag and would fetch...tug o war with his favourite wash cloth...best kitty ever!

Right? Thanks for watching!

Yup. Love dogs too though:)

Our cat rubs on both dirty and clean laundry. It's funny.

Im a cat lover team cats

We totally agree! Thanks for watching!

Glad we could help!

Yes he is! Thanks for watching!

They = your parents? Well, I laughed.

Save Bandit!!!!

We spent about an hour before the shirt with a massive lint roller... That was a harrowing experience, JJ our intern will never be the same.

I lint roll my clothes like crazy in the bedroom, walk through the house to leave, and end up covered with cat hair.

I never had a problem with cat hair and I've had cats my whole life short hair cats don't shed like long hair cats

Marci LK The lint roller and a full length mirror belong on back porch, always leave that way and lint roll yourself every time you leave or that one time you forget you will track hair into the car, then it is there until you get the car detailed...

Dry Bar Comedy This reply is hilarious 😂 i hope your intern is well 😂

Or either sit and stare, tap/bat you with their paw, or just loud meows early in the morning.. But they are still lovable regardless.

Never had that, but if they need food Nugglet will get my attention and lead me to their bowl. Not even loudly, just by staring or a soft meow. She's a smart girl, and so polite. I guess Bob taught her manners or something. x3

@Sara Allison you're right, not sure how dogs being ugly and annoying makes them better pets though...

@Sara Allison That boy who was saved by his cat when he was a toddler getting attacked by a dog says otherwise. :) Just because cats don't lick your face and invade your personal space, doesn't mean they don't love you.

@Sara yeah some people just hate cats with a passion. Don't know why, it's pretty limiting. Usually kids tho.

Shannon Hensley Typically cats choose us 😊

He's good. And it's a perfect cat vs. dog person explanation: I absolutely love dogs, but I just don't want to take care of one :)

You look like my late mother circa 1964. She and you are soooooo Beautiful. Her name is Myrna Courtney. She loved cats and helped them give birth❣️

tricia melvin I love cats and dogs too

Yes, that's what I'm talkin bout!

That's hilarious - I love it!

That’s hilarious. I am too.

TouchPigs eww tmi

Lol, poor thing. And it probably wasn't even a yellow cat.

You changed it to Korn, naturally! Err I mean, yeah. Pets learn a new name easily enough, and if they've *just* been renamed at a shelter anyways, it's even more irrelevant.

Corn is an awesome pet name

I got a shelter cat. She was already named Binks. She responded to her name, so I saw no need to change it.

I got both of my cats from the same shelter. They name them at this place, instead of just giving them id numbers, which I thought was sweet, but I changed both of my cats' names. Sydney became Winnie (she's my orange tigress), and Karl became Jack (my black leopard). They both know their names but, since they're cats, they still reserve the right to ignore me when I call them, on occasion.

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