Being An Only Child Makes You A Weirdo. Jeff Scheen - Full Special

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Being an only child makes you a weirdo, or at least thats how Jeff Scheen felt in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this special Jeff talks about being an only child for the first thirteen years of his life, getting hit by a car and a myriad of other topics that are sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to finish.
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@Relaxinghypnoasmr
@Relaxinghypnoasmr 5 ай бұрын
Dry Bar is located in Utah, just to give context to anyone wondering why there was NO response when he asked for other only children. LOL
@tere898
@tere898 5 ай бұрын
Lol thanks for pointing that out. I thought it was so odd NOBODY else was an only.
@carolstleger6907
@carolstleger6907 5 ай бұрын
😊😊
@bazzlleyolo
@bazzlleyolo 4 ай бұрын
​@@tere898 I'm from Utah and I still thought it was weird 😂
@erikknight944
@erikknight944 4 ай бұрын
Ing utah Growing up with a family of 4 it was considered really small. My dad was raised with 9 other siblings and mom had 3. And we had 2 lol
@ashtree336
@ashtree336 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheTussman
@TheTussman 5 ай бұрын
I also had that "having dinner with a married couple" feeling. That's so clever and true! Funny guy.
@parkviewmo
@parkviewmo 5 ай бұрын
This guy is good! I suspect he attracts enough weird situations to be a stand-up for many years to come!
@carissadgraham
@carissadgraham 4 ай бұрын
"there's so many beta males, we could form an army! We just need a leader...." 😂😂😂
@gregbilbrey8946
@gregbilbrey8946 5 ай бұрын
Probably the only audience where he wouldn't get a single clap on the only-child question.
@MasterMalrubius
@MasterMalrubius 5 ай бұрын
Well it is Utah. He should research the location. 🤣
@nicholesanderson6348
@nicholesanderson6348 5 ай бұрын
​@@MasterMalrubius it worked in his favor. Awe, alone AGAIN? heh
@markblais7052
@markblais7052 5 ай бұрын
First time I’ve ever watched this guy. He had me laughing out loud. Definitely going to check out more of his material.
@syd2248
@syd2248 5 ай бұрын
This guy had me audibly chuckling throughout. I think the audience lacked humor honestly. He deserved a lot more claps at intervals. Love this awkward, neurotic humor lol. Look forward to seeing him again.
@TheOldHippiebilly
@TheOldHippiebilly 5 ай бұрын
Amazing set, Jeff! I was also an only child with bunk beds. Yes, I was a weird kid. 😂
@ashtree336
@ashtree336 3 ай бұрын
Baptised by life itself is a great line
@Alex-rr7qc
@Alex-rr7qc 5 ай бұрын
Jeff is one of the very few underrated NYC comedians
@MLynn33
@MLynn33 5 ай бұрын
“Hence the gap” bhahaa😂😂😂😂😂😂
@deeluu905
@deeluu905 5 ай бұрын
What a great story teller. Enjoyed every minute of his show.
@encyclopediarealestate4797
@encyclopediarealestate4797 5 ай бұрын
What a wonderful way you’ve learned to tell such a difficult story
@acidwizard6528
@acidwizard6528 4 ай бұрын
Which story? Getting hit by a car?
@danielkristianson208
@danielkristianson208 5 ай бұрын
I love this guy .... he's totally weird but quick-witted as well. No one else like him, that's for sure !😂😅
@mumvictoria2757
@mumvictoria2757 5 ай бұрын
I was glad to see a fellow Only kid up there doing comedy! When I was younger I wanted a big brother and I envied friends from big families. But now that I think about it, I got to enjoy the positive things about big families through my friends and was able to skip the squabbling and drama. Lol
@kcl060
@kcl060 5 ай бұрын
Omg, sleeping with a brain injury literally feels like "Wish me luck!". So funny he was able to capture that odd sensation haha
@ashtree336
@ashtree336 3 ай бұрын
The weird doom feeling as you lose consciousness is 🤌
@FistandFootMartialArts
@FistandFootMartialArts 5 ай бұрын
Good set. That "water breaking" joke is one of the FUNNIEST bits I've ever heard. It's in the "top 20", easy. (At 62, I've heard lotsa *funny things,* so I gotta say 'top 20" rather than "top 10" LMAO)
@emird5783
@emird5783 5 ай бұрын
This is surely one of the best dry bar comedy performes
@smalltowngirl27
@smalltowngirl27 2 ай бұрын
I judge comedians by how many times I laugh out loud. This guy gets a thumbs up from me!
@katokidd
@katokidd 3 ай бұрын
Oh man, this guy is a legitimately funny story teller. Best I've heard in a long time.
@ChalaseP
@ChalaseP 5 ай бұрын
I was an only child until I was almost thirteen, then, surprise, twin sisters. So I feel this. 😂😂😂
@trixie898989
@trixie898989 5 ай бұрын
I LOVED being an only child. Married into a family of 3 brothers, 12 blood aunts and uncles and so many cousins that I wish they would have worn name tags at family events. Thirty years later, I still can't remember all of their names. And don't get me started about THEIR children's names. 😂 Maybe that's why I didn't have any kids. 😁 Great job, Jeff! So hilarious.
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 5 ай бұрын
It's so much easier to be an only child when you're part of a large family that you see regularly! Totally different experience, agreed.... it's like having siblings, but you don't get sick of eachother, and you don't have to share your toys in the evenings.
@invictaland1983
@invictaland1983 4 ай бұрын
Hi fellow only child who also didn't have kids! I loved it as well. Three's a crowd if you ask me!
@trixie898989
@trixie898989 4 ай бұрын
OMG so many names to remember. And I really don't have much in common with most of these people, much less my husband these days 😂@@invictaland1983
@MesaGuitarGuy
@MesaGuitarGuy 5 ай бұрын
This was really funny (this was really funny)
@amandamanning4147
@amandamanning4147 5 ай бұрын
Both my husband and I are only children and so is our daughter! Poor thing!
@debishaw9355
@debishaw9355 5 ай бұрын
You’re all fine.
@trilliannme
@trilliannme 5 ай бұрын
Same!
@brandonandcharlene9527
@brandonandcharlene9527 5 ай бұрын
I was an ONLY, and it was great 👍
@leahdoughty7693
@leahdoughty7693 3 ай бұрын
😂❤ he's awkward and I love it!!
@MJBachus
@MJBachus 5 ай бұрын
Jeff is funny! Good choice DryBar
@rg1whiteywins598
@rg1whiteywins598 5 ай бұрын
Only child here and I relate to a lot of this. I had night terrors too and slept with the folks a lot or on the floor in their room.
@kylorenthehusky2584
@kylorenthehusky2584 5 ай бұрын
Can I ask how old you are now? Do you have trouble falling asleep? I’m a new mom of a 2 year old and I worry we won’t be having another child due my declining patience, lol. But I do wonder about her being an only child and if it will affect her long term.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 5 ай бұрын
​​@@kylorenthehusky2584I have several co-workers who are the only child and they all have said it was wonderful, no one to share with or fight and got all the attention.
@debishaw9355
@debishaw9355 5 ай бұрын
I had a sibling and slept with my parents off and on till I was 12 or maybe older…
@PeaceJourney...
@PeaceJourney... 5 ай бұрын
She will outgrow it. It is harder to deal with the fallout of making her sleep alone when she's not ready, than to provide a safe spot for her when she feels vulnerable at night. ​@@kylorenthehusky2584
@xzonia1
@xzonia1 5 ай бұрын
@@kylorenthehusky2584 There is no evidence that only children are any less well-adjusted or successful than those with siblings, more or less lonely, or have other social issues comparatively. I watched a video the other day with a woman who said she had 7 siblings but grew up feeling lonely and alone because she wasn't like her siblings (different appearance and interests, but definitely related to them). You can grow up with siblings you love or ones you hate. You can have none and wish you did, or be happy being singular. It's really up to who your kid is fundamentally as a person, not their circumstances. I grew up with two siblings and I do love them, but I'd have been equally happy having grown up alone. I'm an introvert and don't miss having people around me when I'm alone. It's better to choose what is best for you and your partner/spouse, than to make the decision according to what you think your kid might prefer. Whatever you decide, show a kid love and kindness, and they'll probably grow up to say they had a happy childhood. :)
@toupac3195
@toupac3195 5 ай бұрын
Im only and my parents bought me bunk beds as well. Hilarious
@nicolehubbard3536
@nicolehubbard3536 5 ай бұрын
"After that, you're not afraid of the dark anymore." 😂
@lizzynunez4906
@lizzynunez4906 5 ай бұрын
A ginger that whispers things is a demon🤣😂🤣😂
@virginiabeech
@virginiabeech 13 күн бұрын
Can confirm 😂😅😂
@lizzm
@lizzm 5 ай бұрын
I’m an only and this was so relatable 😂 Absolutely loved this set! Truly funny 🤣
@kingcodebra
@kingcodebra 5 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity with the dog story.. "I did it for you!.. 'whisper' i did it for you.." o_o XD
@JadeDragon407
@JadeDragon407 4 ай бұрын
Great set! The whole bus thing was gold!
@juniper9251
@juniper9251 5 ай бұрын
I always wanted a bunk bed and my mom said it made no sense because I had no siblings. I'm 38 and I still want one. 😂 I pushed HARD for one in the spare room, but my husband said no. I'll never have a bunk bed. Poop.
@sachagilley2315
@sachagilley2315 5 ай бұрын
Screw that. You got a job? Buy one anyway. Don't let anyone stand in the way of your dreams - not even your husband. Lol.
@Sisterlisk
@Sisterlisk 5 ай бұрын
Get him a bunkbed for Christmas
@emilyhaluda5339
@emilyhaluda5339 5 ай бұрын
We used a loft bed to fullfill my childhood top bunk fantasies. It had a desk underneath. I have an older brother but he was a way older teen at the time
@juniper9251
@juniper9251 5 ай бұрын
@@sachagilley2315 we compromised and built a blanket fort. 😋
@ashleydavis7487
@ashleydavis7487 5 ай бұрын
Same here and I’m 40 haha
@thescottishlion
@thescottishlion 5 ай бұрын
I know the pain of being the only child... Who also had bunk beds
@TravisGinther
@TravisGinther 5 ай бұрын
I’m an only child and I had bunk beds and I feel your pain
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 5 ай бұрын
I grew with only one sibiling and trust me you are not missing on anything by being the only child. No fights, no comparisons, no sharing....
@thescottishlion
@thescottishlion 5 ай бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 yeah, but also had no parents. Dad left when 2, mom left when I was 7.
@PeaceJourney...
@PeaceJourney... 5 ай бұрын
At least it was bunk beds. Only child with 2 twin beds...🙃
@lynghee159
@lynghee159 2 ай бұрын
More! Best comedian on Dry Bar - maybe ever😂!!
@theuzumakikay8647
@theuzumakikay8647 5 ай бұрын
He said “any only’s” and someone went “This is Utah”
@hancockhustle9526
@hancockhustle9526 5 ай бұрын
Only child with a bunk bed 🖐🏾
@SynnCity
@SynnCity 4 ай бұрын
The car accident story had me in TEARS laughing! 😂
@KassiusFineArt
@KassiusFineArt 5 ай бұрын
He is hilarious!
@kitty10141
@kitty10141 5 ай бұрын
A new face and funny to boot!
@TheNervousnation
@TheNervousnation 5 ай бұрын
Kid has a future in comedy for sure.
@lioness3963
@lioness3963 4 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@SillageTopaz-777._
@SillageTopaz-777._ 2 ай бұрын
This was the best comedy I've seen 😂
@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951
@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951 2 ай бұрын
That ending was also pretty good lol
@JohnSmith-cc3ud
@JohnSmith-cc3ud 3 ай бұрын
This guy is under rated
@davidrobertson1980
@davidrobertson1980 3 ай бұрын
Good onya Jeff, and thanks to the cameraman who panned to the muppets in masks when you said "weird" absolutely perfect timing!
@nancyhernandez2271
@nancyhernandez2271 5 ай бұрын
My son and daughter are two years apart. They didn’t get along for the first decade or so. Now they’re best friends (18 and 16) :)
@FredoLua
@FredoLua 2 ай бұрын
We all need a friend like him 😂
@TheNervousnation
@TheNervousnation 5 ай бұрын
Strong material. Keep going!
@bobbyw6137
@bobbyw6137 5 ай бұрын
Very very funny guy. I laughed out loud a lot!! Keep up the good work sir !
@Ethan7s
@Ethan7s 5 ай бұрын
A year from now, people will remember him as Jeff Adams, the funny comedian that got hit by a bus.
@debishaw9355
@debishaw9355 5 ай бұрын
What?
@Victoria-ee8gb
@Victoria-ee8gb 5 ай бұрын
Ewe why would you say that!
@Victoria-ee8gb
@Victoria-ee8gb 5 ай бұрын
Ew why would you write that?!
@blankenmom
@blankenmom 5 ай бұрын
For the commenters - listen to the whole video before making a comment.
@Ethan7s
@Ethan7s 5 ай бұрын
@@blankenmom those people are the reason we can’t have nice things.
@tatjanabaker8983
@tatjanabaker8983 5 ай бұрын
What just happened?!! That was the funniest sh!+ I have ever heard! Mind blowing good time. That was the fastest ride, through 28 mins and 20 seconds, I’ve ever been taken on. Purely ingenious
@Aleedis226
@Aleedis226 5 ай бұрын
I'm surprised & amused to find out that buying bunk beds for an only child seems to be a common thing!😄
@Primalxbeast
@Primalxbeast 5 ай бұрын
It does give you extra space to put things. I had a sister, but when we got older, I had the bunk bed in my room. I slept on the top and had room for stuff on the bottom.
@user-ml1wj9qf9f
@user-ml1wj9qf9f 4 ай бұрын
Laughed out loud way too many times 🤣🤣🤣
@Saintly2
@Saintly2 5 ай бұрын
My parents divorced... so I was just a kid with a parent. I never knew what it was like with two parents.
@RhythmAddictedState
@RhythmAddictedState 4 ай бұрын
Same. My parents divorced when I was 13 and my father wasn't really there even prior to that. So up until I was 13 I would play board games alone and after 13 celebrating holidays got super awkward lol
@Saintly2
@Saintly2 2 ай бұрын
@@RhythmAddictedState I used to have to play board games by myself too! One of my sons had just 1 child & I really hope she never feels as lonely as I was.
@RhythmAddictedState
@RhythmAddictedState 2 ай бұрын
@@Saintly2 I personally didn't feel particularly lonely as I learnt to entertain myself without needing someone else. I only had two friends too. Maybe that's just me being an introvert? I do think that's one of the positives of being an only child with one parent - you learn how to be by yourself and keep yourself company. The downside is when your emotional needs aren't being met because your parents aren't emotionally available or simply are absent. On the other hand, I have a cousin who has always been very extroverted and who is also an only child (his parents are still together though). He would say "I'm bored!" out loud, which I never understood. How can you ever be bored? He had a lot of toys, consoles - you name it - and even with all that he would proclaim how bored and lonely he was 😂
@babycakes8434
@babycakes8434 Ай бұрын
You are lucky to have just one parent😅 I always wanted to have just one!😅
@babycakes8434
@babycakes8434 Ай бұрын
​@@RhythmAddictedStateWe are all different. I barely ever feel bored, unless I am with boring people, but I do feel lonely sometimes, and I felt very lonely all my childhood and most of adulthoods. You can't help what you feel I guess
@oakpoacher433
@oakpoacher433 3 ай бұрын
Dude is hella funny! Good stuff!
@sukiwatson
@sukiwatson 2 ай бұрын
He was very funny. Hope to see more of him
@sunnydee196
@sunnydee196 Ай бұрын
What a gem!!! Jeff is actually hilarious. I love his spin on life. Excellent story teller😂 Thank you for not using the same running dad joke formula as the last couple guys I skipped over after several minutes of lame jokes. Can’t wait to see his set in person 🫶🏼
@bryanclark201
@bryanclark201 5 ай бұрын
The first 38 seconds hit home lol and funny
@St-Mich
@St-Mich 4 ай бұрын
That was a solid show. Great comedian, very talented! Loved it
@shewho333
@shewho333 5 ай бұрын
I was a pale only child ginger that whispered things too! 😂
@Starowlnightwatch
@Starowlnightwatch Ай бұрын
I have listened to this more than one time!!! This guy is so funny!
@practicalplinking6133
@practicalplinking6133 5 ай бұрын
Need more like him !!
@jamydegazon5515
@jamydegazon5515 5 ай бұрын
Lmfao it's done and I still can't breathe ....crying over here ....this was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Mark-wq7wd
@Mark-wq7wd 5 ай бұрын
This guy is hilarious, I feel that only child shiz😂
@dash_6367
@dash_6367 5 ай бұрын
What brilliant set 🔥 loved it❤️✨
@Sofia.K.CheerYT
@Sofia.K.CheerYT 5 ай бұрын
Great show Jeff Adams, great show! 😂
@ChrisMentzer
@ChrisMentzer 5 ай бұрын
Fantastic set! Well done!!
@sincerely-b
@sincerely-b 5 ай бұрын
Loved him! Great show!
@anamari9434
@anamari9434 4 ай бұрын
This surpassed all expectations
@iricandescence
@iricandescence 5 ай бұрын
This was fun, thanks!
@timbuyoti1198
@timbuyoti1198 5 ай бұрын
Brilliant set, great delivery 😂😂.
@peterestrada9420
@peterestrada9420 5 ай бұрын
BRILLIANT🙏❣️👏 Great Story Tellin’ Love the Honesty & Delivery‼️ Keep Goin’ YoungFella 🤙😉
@glenarledge1825
@glenarledge1825 4 ай бұрын
Saw this guy recently on Carnival Cruise. Very funny.
@o0LoveLove0o
@o0LoveLove0o 2 ай бұрын
Why do we wanna bite babies lmaoooooo
@BrentElisens
@BrentElisens 5 ай бұрын
Surprisingly hilarious.
@ChrisWard64658
@ChrisWard64658 5 ай бұрын
Fun set. Thanks
@kimberlydavis571
@kimberlydavis571 5 ай бұрын
H😂I😂L😂A😂R😂I😂O😂U😂S‼️ LOVED THE ENTIRE SET👍👍🤣
@AdjustinThings
@AdjustinThings 5 ай бұрын
WOW this is an amazing set! 😂😂😂
@-jess_160
@-jess_160 5 ай бұрын
LOL just what I needed to roll my cranky butt out of bed 😂😂😂😂
@millwork3319
@millwork3319 5 ай бұрын
Excellent. Original material.
@karene3493
@karene3493 4 ай бұрын
HI_LA_RIOUS!!!! Brilliant jokes!!!! some of the best I've heard in a long time.
@donchonealyotheoneal5456
@donchonealyotheoneal5456 5 ай бұрын
That's a new comic that is really funny
@blinddatereject
@blinddatereject 5 ай бұрын
this. was thoroughly enjoyable
@ralhamami
@ralhamami 4 ай бұрын
Hahaha, hilarious. Every day is an adventure.
@TheMisunderstanding
@TheMisunderstanding 4 ай бұрын
tough room - good comic
@coleenparsons4905
@coleenparsons4905 5 ай бұрын
Jeff Scheen is a comedy master! And a weirdo. As an only child, it takes one to know one?
@nobody8328
@nobody8328 5 ай бұрын
I see clips of people doing weird things like fitting their entire body through a toilet seat or flip coins with their nose or whatever and think "that guy's an only child. No other excuse for that" 😂
@sKitZoBonKa
@sKitZoBonKa 5 ай бұрын
Not tonight 😂
@gina4569
@gina4569 4 ай бұрын
Great set
@kamillaparker6953
@kamillaparker6953 5 ай бұрын
Awesome set!
@FigaroHey
@FigaroHey 5 ай бұрын
I got hit by a car and walked home because the guys who hit me panicked, didn't call an ambulance or the police, but asked if they could drive me to the hospital or home. All I could think was, "Never get into a car with strangers", so I told them, "I know where I live" and walked away. About half a block later enough shock wore off for the pain to hit. Took more than a year to recover. Never did see a doctor.
@SaturdayParker
@SaturdayParker 5 ай бұрын
That's an insane story. My sister got hit before, and like 10 min later got hit again but I guess it evened her out. She didn't see a doctor either. Maybe siblings would've made that go faster.
@sammyb861
@sammyb861 5 ай бұрын
That’s crazy. My younger brother got ran over (literally) by a pickup while riding his bike a few years ago. His bike was twisted in half, so we were all confused how he came out with minimum injury. The driver panicked and took off. A city bus driver that saw what happened followed him into a dead end street and made him come back to the scene, which was full of cops by then. The driver was a 21 year old kid who then got hit with reckless endangerment, hit and run, and a few other charges. We took the bike to a local bike shop to get an estimate for insurance and upon seeing the bike and hearing what happened, his first question is “is your brother still alive?” He couldn’t believe so much damage could be caused to the bike and the person on it possibly survived
@lovepeacejoyhappiness
@lovepeacejoyhappiness 5 ай бұрын
​@@sammyb861angels 😇
@Bjorn_R
@Bjorn_R 2 ай бұрын
That paramedic was a good guy and a bad influence at the same time 😂
@luketornblad4605
@luketornblad4605 5 ай бұрын
I'm only four minutes in, but I'm crying laughing
@Eric-qj8mm
@Eric-qj8mm 5 ай бұрын
splendid
@jvalle182
@jvalle182 5 ай бұрын
This was a super funny show, well done!
@lesleysanders6737
@lesleysanders6737 4 ай бұрын
Loved him he was super funny!😂
@michelebinder8074
@michelebinder8074 5 ай бұрын
Delightfully funny!
@michelleford7392
@michelleford7392 5 ай бұрын
This guy is great!!
@NoahFernandes-by4zo
@NoahFernandes-by4zo 2 ай бұрын
Lmao this guy is hilarious
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