“What is your wisdom, kitchen tree?”

I am so upset that even if I manage to get an apartment of my own I would never be able to collect enough funds to make my home look half as whack as these ones. God, I want a kitchen tree so badly..

Bow down to the Kitchen Tree!

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I imagine the boulder room could be used as a part of a large reptile containment area. Just throw a big light and do a little bit of work around it. Perfect space for a Yellow-Spotted Monitor Lizard.

Don't worry, Robin. You're definitely gonna make it. We were always in the same position with housing until we managed to get a house last year. It seemed unlikely as shit to ever happen for us, but we finally got a decent forever home. Don't let the bastards grind you down. Peace and love always!❤

I didn't know this subreddit existed but it is automatically a new favorite. I love looking at zillow and other sites to find weird houses.

I have rehabbed a hoarder house before. My mom inherited a house from her aunt that was in a touristy beach town in California. 17 dumpster loads, 90 bags of clothes to Goodwill, hundreds of yard sales, and 7 years later, my parents sold it and moved to Oregon for some god awful reason. I miss that house.

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Thank you, Robin. Currently house hunting and my heart just can't handle the struggle right now. Glad to hear you have the same thoughts.

I unironically love the aesthetic of kitchen tree

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i’m quite excited for Emkay to do more of r/Zillowgonewild

Okay so for anyone who doesn't know the drooping fan is in a home that was flooded... to the ceiling. The house should have been condemned and torn down. Instead it was sold as a fixer upper, flipped with new paint and sold for half a three quarters of a million dollars.

I had to go apartment hunting (renting instead of buying for me, but still), and I came across some very... INTERESTING... apartments. My "favorite" was probably one with a pink leopard pattern toilet, and a huge patch on the wall where I couldn't make out if it was missing tape or if it was random gross dirt, and the balcony was covered in cigarette butts. The only "selling point" for the landlord was that the apartment was close to a train station. I have later heard about several break-ins and even manslaughter (rest in peace poor innocent mailwoman 😟) in exactly that neighborhood. I

The “Boulder Room” could be modified as a Large fish tank or reptile habitat.

The myth busters busted that toilet myth ages ago. You get just as much crap air coming out with the lid on unless it suctions on, it's just directed to the sides instead of up.

To anyone now feeling bad after the rant from Robin, including him. Just know, we're all in this. We all have the same issue so don't be ashamed, don't feel as if you should do better, because many of us can't, simply because prices are rising. It's already enough, when you have a roof over your head, that keeps you warm and comfy.

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