I find EmKay the only channel worthy to be watched while eating my dinner

Hearing Robin's voice is a therapy for me

"if you rob a store naked as a minor, no one can watch the security footage without committing a crime" Ferb, I know what were gonna do today!

“The Ultimate Jack Off” Imagine if Jack read this instead of Robin, I’d love to see his reaction

I can't believe Robin didn't get the last joke. It was the lyrics to radioactive by imagine dragons. I'm wheezing

Emkay you are worthy of being that one Channel I can watch without breathing

"I watch EmKay all the time" can mean two things. When it isn't whispered, it means watching their channel on KZfaq. When it IS whispered, though, it sounds like they're spying on EmKay irl.

5:15 no murder isnt the answer... It's the question, and the answer is always yes.

"May the calories be with you"

I have to stop thinking that listening to Robin read off memes is the only therapy i need

6:01 I laughed so hard i physically got dizzy, good job to mr. clark

5:07 * whispers * “we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

2:36 I replayed this part so many times and I'm still dying

I love how people try to make cursed comments on these EmKay videos and fail miserably.

"if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the room remains the same." what if you are already a killer?

He didn’t even finish the last post lmao! Breathing in his testicals *breathes in* *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*

Friend: *gasps* I’m literally dying Me: stfu I’m trying to learn about raid: shadow legends

I'm Robin, and I'm still sick. Yeah, me too Robin, me too.

9:26 Mom why do I have paws?

I do really like the idea that he's just a robin, using his wings like hands to adjust the mic downwards so he can talk into it

Me as a German seeing a German word when it's not in a German meme *visible happiness*

KZfaq: uploaded three minutes ago Comments: five minutes ago My brain: enough internet for today

6:35 Nestle:"Children died to bring you this" *Well, this aged well*

5:36 ay yoooo that’s me!!! Look ma I’m in an emkay video!!

4:36 that's my post! I feel honored it made it to the video.

Lord Robin thy servant hath returned

2:20 I dunno what's better, the fact he refrenced the Fast and Furious movies, or that his profile picture is that of General Greivous.

Ghandi: be the change you want to see in this world Killers: *reloads shotgun*

Masterpiece

8:00 "Hey Vsauce, Michael here, you are alive right now, but what if, you weren't?

10:50 Is that why my friend likes blue Gatorade so much?

3:19 Knot & tucked double mask: *you have no power here.*

Why is the name ‘Darth Chungus’ the funniest name ever to me

I'm going through a tough time and these videos keep me alive, thank you Emkay crew

6:20 I find it hilarious that you can clearly recognize Dolan replied to that post because the blocking was shit

1:45 Ahh the "arrow of life" defense. It just works

I never thought I'd say it but.. I miss "what's throbbin? I'm Robin!"

10:44 Red Gatorade: "You need to see a doctor" Me: *confused period cycle noises*

8:45 SCREW YOU METAL IS AWESOME

This man earned my subscription with how immersed he gets into these fucking r/ videos😂😭

Robin: *Says that they like but gets barely any pixel art* Fan-art artist: *Pixel-drawing intensify*

And this is why EmKay is one of the few channels I watch while eating dinner

"can you stop choking already I can't hear" That literally made me laugh in time with the intro music.

4:50 just like her life

Theres a sentence that can be heartwarming and cute, or creepy and disturbing, "You think you're alone Raven, but you're not" It's from Teen Titans and my dad thought of it.

4:59 My favorite has always been, "You smell different when you're awake."

2:10 I'm thinking, whale heart themed children's park.

3:37 I love when people say "yearly" like dude... Annual exists for a reason

0:29 Why must you do this to me Iceland ;_;

'come to Australia where mosquitoes are big enough to carry away small children' did you mean: _geonosis_

1:14 Bubba: happy Tusken Raider noises

Everybody gangsta till you trip over, *and the man next to you says ‘5 second rule’*

6:00 I would be that vampire. And I'd laugh my ass off each time. Of course I'd need to find the glue afterward.

"This thing is stronger than some people's relationships." That doesn't say much

The title got me laughing in tears. And im sick so i payed to price but oh boy was it worth it.

0:02 Here's a trick, if you close the video and open it again there will be no ads at the start.

2:28 and one _more_ thing to eat!

I think that cheese grater bit is a bit more cursed when you find out where it may have originated from

At 3:50 I could not stop dying

11:09 why Alex look like that though 😳

10:57 In India , people hold cows in very high regard , even higher than people themselves. A man was killed because he was SUSPECTED of eating cow meat. So I think that cow wanted to go to india because he will bed fed there instead of USA where he will be eaten.

Robin isn't the only sick thing here, this subreddit exists too

"What sentence is 100 times creepier if you whisper it" "i live with my mother"

“Defeat the baby” That’d be the lvl 1 miniboss

3:55 Not the only thing that's up

The final post you missed the part where it says " *breaths in* HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING"

“Your uncle Mark died 💀” is the funniest shit ever

Em Kay is the one channel I always have snacks with

6:32 Taco Bell: “To inshitity and beyond”

Feel Better, Robin! We love you!

1:36 This one should be in r/holup

"Yo mama is deceased" always makes me laugh

Me when Robin is the host: (°O°)

8:34 not all metal fans are the same. Metal head here.

7:16 i literally did this and now I think I'm a simp

I went around my neighborhood on a bike, and used this video to time it. Thank you to EmKay for enabling me to go around my entire block, in 9 minutes.

I’m ashamed to admit, I couldn’t stop laughing at the 10:06 username

3:42 *i beg your pardon.*

Robin Nelson’s voice is my favorite

I knew it was fate when the thumbnail made me wheeze

6:50 writing school uniform rules WHILE BORED:

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 226 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

0:56 I am taking a serious shit rn. This is my battle

This is my favorite emkay video

I wish you a nice day internet people

5:50 this is my favorite part of the video I laugh every time.

You don’t realise you are breathing till you think about how often you breathe and then you stop breathing and have to do it intentionally

how 2 summon me if I was a demon: pour apple juice on yourself, then put 5 cups of chocolate milk on a table, then say my name 5 times

My wifi froze at 4:20. Absolute luck

Today I just realized that my entire Emkay experience was during quarantine

That name battle actually sounds like a good idea

I love how there’s always one guy who’s gotta be cursed, and at some point I wanna be the cursed one

0:36 so that's the reason why it is impossible for me to invade and leave Iceland in Plague Inc even with all of the upgrades.

Two videos in one day? This is awesome

Paintball was fun, it's a shame the police had to stop my melee-only kill streak

"Glasgow has the biggest heart" and the biggest smiles :)

6:51 ah yes, japan

yes baby! new cursed comments! that's honestly one of the best subreddits

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Chungus the Wide? It's not a story the personal trainers would tell you

1:57 the dudes got a point tho